Madame Web Is A Crime Against Cinema | Review

[@thejessegrant]

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[@guidedmeditation2396]

Another Diversity She-Boss movie goes down in flames...... "Put a chick in it and make it lame!!" -- Eric Cartman

[@gothpotato]

I’ve seen far worse and people complained far less

[@themondoshow]

you are the worst vlogger ever

[@MyDeeroc]

Spiderman no way home isnt good

[@bmwg35]

fk SurfShark, predatory cancellation process requiring you to jump through all manner of hoops, product is fine, company is complete and utter trash.

[@gamerkingdom1442]

Some of the critics say it’s actually worse than MORBIUS… Let me repeat, WORSE THAN MOBIUS. The fact that I just said that gives me a migraine.

[@thejessegrant]

Ahahah I agree it’s worse to be honest but they’re both so bad it’s hard to tell

[@robertowens2022]

Sooo, it's not morbing time? :(

[@lordfuckinfrieza1588]

​@@robertowens2022it's webbin time

[@_casg]

That’s insane

[@adamkares7549]

That is morbdiculous

[@cosmicsans3997]

I just asked my friend who works at a cinema and he counted a woping total of 21 people who bought the tickets and 4 left at the middle of the movie.

[@thejessegrant]

Bahahahahahaha

[@RyanConway602]

Yep

[@CD-SU]

So HE was actually paid to see it... that might work, or not 😂😂😂

[@RyanConway602]

I was at the cinema watching the reissue of Dune pt 1. The trailer for this was on, and even though the audience was 50% female, no-one reacted. Tells you everything. It felt like they were ashamed.

[@RyanConway602]

@CD-SU probably the only one

[@connorscanlan2167]

I liked it when Madame Web said "It's Webbin' time!" and webbed all o-- You know what? No. I'm tired of bad movies. I'd like to see a good one once in a while...

[@m1bl4n]

The meme is beyond dead anyway

[@efl719]

last year we had spiderverse and gotg3, 2 phenomenal movies

[@connorscanlan2167]

@@efl719 I didn't get a chance to see the new Spiderverse, but I did see the first one. It was amazing! I'm happy to know that the new one is good, too. I'm not sure what the other one you mentioned is, though.

[@roodygarat1477]

@@connorscanlan2167the second one is better watch it

[@glorbog]

You should move away from Hollywood, and superhero movies then. Stop giving Hollywood your money.

[@biocular]

Flipping Uncle Ben's quote into a message about acquiring power is horrifying. I wouldn't take my kids anywhere near this film.

[@Luis-rp2lm]

It actually makes a lot sense. Take on more responsibilities and grow as a person and you’ll become stronger.

[@badboy-gn8fu]

@@Luis-rp2lm but that's not what was said in the film.

[@thingsstranger1458]

​​@@Luis-rp2lm you clearly don't know how life works... Lmao taking on responsibility with out authority is SLAVERY. You ever been the oldest child and had to watch your siblings. But you're the one who gets in trouble when your siblings LIE or Do anything. Flipping Power and Responsibility is CRAZY work. Think about Managers. That pay raise is hardly worth the responsibility and little authority that is given to you. Grow up, Read a book on leadership, watch a war movie. You'll see exactly what responsibility gets you.

[@shadowr2d2]

*With great power, comes great responsibility - Uncle Ben. I’m a retired 58 year old man. This has been ingrained into me. Since I could read a comic book 📚. To now changed it all around.? Just write ✍️ a new quote. ENDGAME was the end of the MCU. We now have the M-SHE-U. DEADPOOL 💀 is the only movie 🍿. I’m going to see. *Ryan Reynolds - DEADPOOL is the only thing. That is good 👍 with MARVEL.

[@A2906-o8q]

​@@shadowr2d2Deadpool really is Marvel Jesus

[@Autobot_Megatron]

The fact that Dakota Johnson fired her agent AFTER making this piece of shit movie is hilarious.

[@janedoe5922]

Agent should’ve fired her!

[@eagle8038]

@@janedoe5922she did nothing wrong either than just doing her job

[@simonbarker980]

At this point the only hope is things get so bad the industry can't afford to keep making these awful awful films.

[@MollyHJohns]

I may be wrong but the investors had already paid for the producers who bought all the rights to the messy scripts that had been made years ago but can only film it in recent years. If they don't make something from what they own, those investments will turn into negative income so they still gotta make it all. Agenda is just part of the reason.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Late stage capitalist empire collapse _LET'S GOOOOO_

[@rickya3877]

The industry (obviously) doesn't care about money...they care about indoctrinating the public and their masters have all the money in the world

[@lockdown7498]

Just got an ad for madame web as I clicked this video and she said “madame web is different from other movies because it has mystery” like other superhero movies don’t have that lmao

[@KingDues]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajtrujillo21]

Compared to “The Batman” movie, this has absolutely no mystery 😂😂😂

[@bladerunner3314]

The mystery is "What is this flick about???"

[@MollyHJohns]

Seen the official trailer. No mystery whatsoever. I imagine that's exactly the whole movie fit in under 5 minute scene cuts.

[@LeedleLee457]

It's such a mystery, not even the director and writers knew

[@san9350]

I am not the same man after watching Madame Web, it truly cured my depression. I wish i could erase my memory of this film so i could go back and experience my depression again.

[@kristophershephard7359]

Savage AF. 😆

[@rainbowriverclarkbrown]

😂

[@emanueldesnord9515]

😂its that bad i havent watch it

[@smacksavemarthaassociation5092]

@@emanueldesnord9515 Actually its really not. It's much, much worse.

[@hellfire5108]

Madame Web is a beacon of hope for all aspiring screenwriters out there. When screenwriters of Dracula Untold, Gods of Egypt, The Last Witch Hunter, Morbius and Madame Web keep getting work, you can do it too! And even better!

[@AllHandlesRTaken]

Thank you. There is hope. 😅

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Glass half-full. Unfortunately this is more likely evidence that people with established connections in the industry are the ones who get work, not the people best suited for the roles or the ones who actually showcase any form of real talent. But I like your take better.

[@Thrilla1978]

It’s sad we live in times when anybody can shit on a movie, when they themselves couldn’t even co E any where close to making a good film. Movies are made to make you escape reality. All movies you mentioned were good, good enough for you pea sized brains. It’s very, very easy to be a critic, which is why a critics opinion is worth dog shat!! I personally enjoy movies, I do t go into expecting it to be the greats of all time, but to appreciate the imagination, which is where all critics fall short and forget that their opinion is that of the individual viewer, not just yours. F all of you conceived minds

[@abongilezolanipeterson5588]

I actually liked all those movies apart from Madam Web

[@Bahador.B]

Well... this movie will be seen by about ten people. Even for a tv movie or a streaming movie, it would get ten views.

[@thejessegrant]

Ahahahahah

[@Galactus23]

watched that shit for free and still feel like I shouldn't have watched it I'm actually fked up now that I watched it

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@Galactus23 They owe YOU money 😡

[@TheFlanker37]

'Wheb I say everyone, I mean me and my brother. because we were the only ones in the cinema' - priceless. Goodonya, mate.

[@GoodNews-px2im]

I like the way you turned WHEN into a when/Web combo; I see what you did there!

[@johnnychcr]

So, the writers from Morbius failed so hard, that they got another movie....?? How?????......Am I missing something? Am I out of touch to think that if you screw up so bad as you did with Morbius, you shouldn't be allowed to write a script anymore?

[@alexnclips6790]

😅

[@Thrilla1978]

Anxiously your facts are wrong. Morbious didn’t fail because of a bad movie, but because of bad marketing. Crazy thing is some of the “worst” grossing movies of the last yr-2yrs have the most potiential for another or spinoffs.

[@marymaza2187]

The only Madame Web I ever saw was in the 1990's Spider Man cartoon episode where she was an old woman pestering Spider Man with riddles or something. Oh, and STAN LEE actually made a cameo in this episode where he actually was smitten by her and referred to her as "exotic".

[@Spidercat616]

Well, she was voiced by Stan Lee's wife Joan

[@harryv6752]

Good times. 🤟

[@DayDay55665]

I just can’t understand how they constantly advertise spider woman in their suits but only have them suit up in one scene & the absolute boneheadedness it takes to make a superhero movie with no superhero fight scenes

[@baconstreetfilms6216]

This movie is a money laundering scheme. It's that crappy.

[@juniisenpai3777]

Writer of Morbius should be blacklisted. Like jesus fking christ, how dafuq they still got to work. LMAO

[@Hedgehobbit]

Six flops in a row and counting.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@Hedgehobbit Crazy

[@MollyHJohns]

They're buddies I assume.

[@MSgt5J071]

The writers of Morbius must have checked at least one of the ESG boxes...

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@MSgt5J071 Dude if I was an exec that lost millions cos of those hacks, they better be gay black men from mars It wouldn’t do anything to the quality of writing, but it would explain why the DEI says they still have fucking jobs despite incredible incompetence

[@markkenny2001]

I remember when Superman (1978) started everything that has happened in the superhero genre and Christopher Reeve will always be Clark Kent/Superman. Anyways that's all I got for today, I'll go away now.

[@thejessegrant]

Ahahaha little TCD outro

[@markkenny2001]

​@@thejessegrantI'll watch Superman (1978) over this film any day.

[@jessiemoore3094]

We got a critical drinker fan here lol I love it.

[@markkenny2001]

@@jessiemoore3094 I always watch The Critical Drinker.

[@bleankdallas2924]

That critical drinker requote was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@handlestwice]

If this was a tax write off they could’ve cancelled it like Batgirl. At least that explains some of it. Shame they have to drag good properties through the mud though.

[@fisher3317]

It's pretty much a pathetic and desperate attempt to hold on to the Spider-man license.

[@R0TB]

cant cancel ..contractual obligated

[@MSgt5J071]

​@@R0TBThere has to be a way to cancel movies or TV shows. They did it with Batgirl and Willow...

[@Galactus23]

@@fisher3317 if they can't cancel ppls contracts why can't someone who ever the hell is the head huncho there just make a somewhat decent story atleast. even a drunk person could write something better then this

[@fisher3317]

@@Galactus23 Because Sony is just rushing out whatever they can to hold on to the Spider-man license, even half-baked garbage like this.

[@PubertyHitsHard]

Not just a Crime against Cinema, but humanity as a whole. I now want to see Deadpool in Deadpool and Wolverine bash and criticize the absolute Crap out of this Low Budget Fan project😂. Great video, you’ve earned a new Sub❤

[@R0TB]

see this is why torrents exists for people like me

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

It's weird they call it Madame Web because everything in it doesn't even make me think about the character

[@Coastfog]

When Dakota said "It's webbin' time" and stood all over outside the diner... I don't know, that really struck a chord with me.

[@LukeLovesRose]

The same actress who starred in the Fifty Shades of Grey movies says Hollywood is bleak....

[@Bidenmytime]

They could have made a spider gwen movie .... But they made a shit CW show

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

That actually could have made money.

[@richard7743]

No blackies, though

[@jameslancefield9810]

your sponsorship was a fifth of the video

[@bigsucculenta1]

This gets a pass from me because he time stamped it - Chad move

[@TactileTherapy]

Not only that, but he didn’t say a single thing about the plot. Ok the movie is bad. The bad guy has a dream. The good guy has a dream. What else? How does she get powers? What about her friends? What about the dream guy? Like I know fkn nothing. And I’m not gonna watch it but giving particular examples of why it’s bad would help. I get the feeling he just wanted to be the first person to release a Madame Web KZbin Review. I’ll just wait for Filmento

[@bungus49]

true, it's more acceptable when they tell me where I can skip over to continue the vid. He's getting the bag, cant hate him for that.@@bigsucculenta1

[@joenick4346]

That was the point though, the movie practically has no plot, it's just pieced together by a director that has ADHD. My anus could come up with a better story.@@TactileTherapy

[@unpoeticallyxao]

​@@TactileTherapy I don't see a problem with that since it's said to be a review and not a summary, not to mention he saying the movie is impossible to summarize at the beginning lol

[@LapisGamer0500]

Wow, just when I thought there could be nothing worse than Morbius and The Marvels!

[@thejessegrant]

Ahahahahahah this for sure takes the cake

[@LapisGamer0500]

@@thejessegrant Thanks for the warning, I definitely won't be wasting any money on this dumpster fire!

[@EVGriffinJr]

@@thejessegrant I had no interest in this film to begin with. Now I really don’t have no interest!

[@Saje3D]

The Marvels isn’t that bad. It’s girly, sure. But that’s not bad. What have YOU written besides whines?

[@EVGriffinJr]

@@Saje3D I was talking about in comparison to the Marvels. Just for the record, I did watch it once so I can at least have a form opinion. I thought it was awful, but it did have two saving graces in the form of Iman Villani and the black chick that played Monica Rambeau. I can’t even really get on Brie -Larson in this one because she phoned it in, but considering how terrible that story was, I can’t blame her!

[@tbe376]

It’s so bad it will stream free on Netflix in the next month

[@mandaloretheultimate5832]

Remember in 2021? When people were split over the quality of super heroes, some said they were going downhill fast, and others claimed that they were still good? Not a debate anymore.

[@temperedglass1130]

I thought it was really insightful into the world of webs from the perspective of a Madame

[@thejessegrant]

😂😂😂

[@Terrato.Worzen]

Actually the flipping of uncle Ben's quote already happened in the comics too, in Earth X, when they explained that because Earth houses a Celestial Egg is that there are mutants and superpowered beings all over the place; to protect it. I don't know how they used it in this movie, but when done right it can make sense and work as the basis for an interesting story.

[@OldBenOne]

Did she say something original to the three like: "Come with me if you want to live."?

[@brockly7916]

"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died" x'D

[@paulaburrows8660]

It can't be so 😧 Another Sony Spiderman movie without Spiderman is crap?! Colour me shocked

[@AP90x]

No way home is so overrated. It was trash to me, it just had fan fair cheap nostalgia hit markers and shiny flashy lights and a rushed emotional scene of aunt may dying. I also was not happy with the characters ALWAYS having their masks off. Like bro

[@josesarango3408]

I agree. No Way Home sucks

[@reginaknoll4258]

Actors who're playing in these horrable woke movies only for fame and money shouldn't be surprised afterwards, when their reputation is getting worse!

[@bondgabebond4907]

great play on the word 'who're.' Keeping that in mind. They truly are prostitutes in the movie industry.

[@Sithicas]

Madam Web is an example of a studio making something just to hang onto a property.

[@mnomadvfx]

To be fair I think a big part of the problem is the brain drain of Hollywood that came with the Young Adult genre. Writers stopped having to actually try because screaming girls turned up to the adaptations of their favourite YA novels anyway no matter how bad it was. So of course Hollywood thought that they could just blanket apply the same 'character' tropes wholesale across their output and get the same results. Honestly looking back at the Disney Star Wars trilogy in hindsight it does give me extreme young adult vibes.

[@GoodNews-px2im]

I don't understand why they made her an EMT when she clearly doesn't care about people. Granted, it was probably difficult to even act like you care when the writing is so terrible, but they still could have tried making her somewhat compassionate and empathetic.

[@siblwethusam]

And I'm supposed to be excited for Kraven The Hunter? After Morbius? After Venom 2? After this mess?

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Kraven is the worst one yet.

[@hungnguyenquang7247]

Kraven should have been in noway home

[@DKSmusic86]

What the hell has the superhero genre become? To say it's a travesty would be an understatement. And we used to think that Iron Man 2 was not good.

[@jasonpaetznick5728]

The problem with these movies is there are no real criminals just people with different opinions everything is acceptable nowadays nothing is wrong so there is no story to tell. The writers have nothing to do. Just show up and get a check.

[@myBquest]

I'm sorry, but Dakota blaming it on everybody but to herself, is HILARIOUS to me. She thinks she was too good for this, when she was the one who signed up for it. She is a weak actress, damn, even Stewart has managed to give us better performances. She needs to go out and say, "you know what, they lied to us, yes, but I also realize that I have to keep on improving my acting skills and start choosing more intricate characters in the future". That could make us believe whatever her nepo mouth says from now on.

[@frankbieser]

It has to do with the licensing deal they have with Marvel for the film rights to the Spider-verse. In order to keep the license, they have to pump out Spiderman related movies on a regular basis. And if that means, taking a loss to hold on to that IP, they seem to think it's worth it. I suspect that's the main reason Spiderman 3 (Toby McGuire), Morpheus, and this one sucked hard. They have a timetable to keep, and they will run with the best script they have available. Which appears to be a rather low bar.

[@mr.voidout4739]

Me clicking: "Of course it was."😮‍💨 Let's hear about it.

[@rayanissaad5473]

I knew this movie was going to fail, just like how I knew Morbius would fail because they had the same writers attached to them, Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless. If you look up their Wikipedia page, you’ll find they have written some of the worst films in recent memory. Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter and Gods of Egypt.

[@danheboy]

and then Hollywood/Sony's lesson will be: guess people don't like female protagonists

[@acelynch8110]

"Try to cast about 25 A-list actors"? LOL, there's not one actor on this cast that could be or should be considered anything more than d-list actors. There's barely enough acting talent on this cast to fill a thimble.

[@garrettlundy3959]

I love that people spent 130 years developing the ‘rules’ for cinema, only to avoid using any of them to tell a good story. 🤨 It’s almost like basing your entire campaign on being anti-something (Patriarchy! Conservatism! Dietary Fats!) and then when you achieve the goal (GirlBoss! CHAZ! Fat Free HFCS!) everything falls apart because being ‘anti’ can only ever be short term goal, you have to have value beyond that or you’ll just be replaced like you replaced the last thing

[@MinesAGuinness]

Mate, this is just a rush-job of a movie made on the cheap in a hurry in order to maintain character rights. That's it - just good, old-fashioned commercial shenanigans to make money. You've imagined seeing 'anti-patriarchy' malarkey based upon suggestions you've seen or heard elsewhere. I'm sure it makes you feel better to cast yourself as some warrior in a cultural crusade, but, honestly, the men in suits running studios don't care so long as they can count the cash.

[@dabadshoes8658]

Yeah, I'm still waiting till Deadpool 3 never had an interest in this movie when I saw the trailer. I think everyone knew this was going to be a stinker.

[@thejessegrant]

I’m super excited for Deadpool! Hopefully they don’t mess it up but I have high hopes and optimism for that one

[@Hedgehobbit]

​@@thejessegrantHope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

[@dabadshoes8658]

@@Hedgehobbit Come on have a little faith. Ryan Reynolds busted his ass getting the first film made in the first place.

[@ricardosanchez5078]

Not hating on No Way Home, but I don’t that movie gives credentials to the studio on how capable they are of making a good Spider-Man movie, No Way Home was a good movie, but the highlights of that movie are the appearances of characters form previous movies specially the Peter Parker’s and the Raimi Villains. And they weren’t gonna throw those characters in this movie. Also none the actors in this movie is an A-lister, maybe Sydney Sweeney, but certainly not Dakota Johnson.

[@lukeluck1395]

I just saw the film as well. But I still think The Marvels was much worse Oh and I dont think this is a spoiler, but there are no mid or end credit scenes, just in case you are one of those people that stay back after the film

[@thejessegrant]

Yeah smart to let people know. However to be honest I would say this is worse than The Marvels but they’re both horrible so take your pick for which ones worse

[@richardsantana731]

Wait so did you go watch it becuase you love spiderman and unaware that this was gunna be garbage? Or are you just a hate watcher 💀 im just wondering why films like this are being made nowadays, and i can sort of see why now that ive seen your comment 💀💀💀

[@Smiley-ps1yc]

...Whooaat ? i just pushed a button from a Add said "Wanna Watch New Dune 2 trailer ?" And it lead me to... This ? 🤔

[@michaeloverton04]

I saw this coming when it was first announced, and it was all but confirmed when the trailers did the EXACT same thing as the Morbius trailers.

[@breakingbenjamin555]

I’m willing to bet that every actor who worked on this movie needed the money. From my experience, people only take bad jobs if they are desperate.

[@nathaniel_pardue]

They were trying to convey with uncle Ben's messed up quote "Responsibility without authority is slavery Authority without responsibility is tyranny" A sentiment I agree with, but not one these writers are competent enough to explore in any meaningful way.

[@radioflyer68911]

Shoot it in the dark with no lighting, use shaky cam and no one will know your actors can't sell a fight scene.

[@producedproductions]

One thing you got wrong- they don’t make these movies for the fanbase. They make these movies to make $$

[@Elden_Lean]

Apparently there's entire theaters that haven't sold any tickets for this.. i think it's time for superheroes to be done. These movies and tv shows are just getting worse with every release, and they are making exponentially less money

[@annso4199]

I’m sorry you were subjected to this crap. Thanks for taking one for the team.

[@ShawnmRheaume]

They should get rid of the characters of Madame Webb, because they are just downright ridiculous and terrible

[@Gouthatrus]

I remember a lot of the advertisement for this being little staged interviews, and Dakota Johnson saying with her usual unenthusiasm, "Madame Web is a truly dynamic character". Which was a red flag because generally if someone has to tell you that, then it's very likely the character isn't well written or actually a dynamic character. I dont think this outcome shocked anyone lol

[@seankoas]

Girl bosses don’t need character or backstories. They are naturally stunning and brave

[@fierygamer582]

Madame Web doesn't even have a comic! She is only in ONE Spider-Man TV series and she is a mystery in the Spider-man franchise. I knew this would be bad once I heard they were making a movie about her

[@710blodgett74]

it doesn't matter if it's a good film or a bad film if people don't know who this person is in the comics they won't understand why this character was in the comic

[@sofarsogood8680]

When Sony thought the reason of no way home success was because of multiples spider men in it, thus they tried to do the same but with multiple spider women

[@TheSantaCruzJokerShow]

My mom looked at me all excited while giving me a ride to the grocery store, telling me there was a new Spider-Man movie and I just coldly told her "no there isn't"

[@pm-5565]

Sony still following Disney's steps even when the trend is aggressively downward. As a diehard Spiderman fan since the mid 90s I am genuinely offended by this movie being attached to the IP, the word pathetic falls short with this one.

[@MinesAGuinness]

"Since the mid-90s" Ah, you arrived in comics for the 'muscles, wrestler headgear, guns, everybody's-an-assassin-now, with bad feet' era. What a time to be nostalgic about... In the '70s, all there was in live-action were Nicholas Hammond being pulled up a building on a rope and Japanese Spider-Man riding a motorbike. Neither one emotionally scarred me for life or 'ruined' comics for me. We simply found something to enjoy in them, intentional or not. Try to get a sense of perspective.

[@electrojones]

Notice we havne't seen a single thing about Kraven in six months or more.

[@supersnapp]

This is DEI film making. We have to expect more of this.

[@Luis-rp2lm]

Yeah all the white guys who wrote this need to get fired

[@alejandrobernard3828]

You mean D.I.E.?😂

[@MollyHJohns]

What is DEI? I only know DOA.

[@MSgt5J071]

​@@MollyHJohnsSame thing.

[@goonagun]

@@MollyHJohns​​⁠diversity, equality and inclusion. Basically companies don’t need to bother themselves with making good films because they just need to secure investments by being politically correct when hiring people for a job.

[@ryano6094]

I still wonder how they dragged Dakota Johnson, Celeste O'Connor and Isabela Merced into this. I hope the latter two fired their agents as well.

[@Lestat21500]

With inflation being what it is, $20 to see this is a crime against humanity.

[@KitsuneAdorable]

I don’t feel sorry for any actor in any film or television series, who might happen to look like they don’t want to be there. They auctioned and got the role(s). Many actors since around 2018 have been bullying, harassing, and been down right mean to fans. If they don’t want to be there shooting, then they shouldn’t have auditioned and accepted the roles. I’ll feel some sympathy for them, once Hollywood stops with the DEI mandates etc. Until then, they can look as bored, and unhappy as they’d like to. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ScottsBranch]

I’m so happy to hear that Disney+ will be showing it on March 1 to save us some theater blues.

[@NASkeywest]

I will never give Disney money

[@ricardokojin7]

"There needs to be some women in the spider verse"...no, it doesn't. There is no problem if we have it (and there are plenty of good female characters in the spider man comics, so it would be silly not to use them) .... but there is no NEED to have it. You can have a great story without having a token character of every race, gender and so on. The only diversity that TRULY matters and that people should look for 'feeling represented" is of ideas.

[@dacobylaw4721]

When I first saw the trailer, I thought at least it was somewhat original, but the problem was it was pretty much a cross between Spider-Man, Black Widow, and s**t.

[@zachalou3073]

Didn’t know jeremy jahns was in the movie!

[@thejessegrant]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@motornaut]

I thought it was a parody of John Wick when he showed up

[@natashacutiepie6074]

I see now it's going to take years before people realize what I have... There are not many good, young upcoming actors & actresses to take the place of the ones who've gotten too old. There are no Denzels, Wills, Tom Hanks, or Julia Roberts. It's over folks.

[@mainaksaha8131]

I want deadpool to talk about this movie in deadpool and wolverine like he did for green lantern. :)

[@AckieGamer27]

One of the actresses in a promo ad I got straight up said “something unique about this movie is that there is mystery throughout the entire plot and story!” … buddy, no

[@harrisfrankou2368]

Jesse we thankyou for your sacrifice and suffering and you have saved our wallets from spontaneous combustion and our Hollywood disdain from growing ever more toxic.

[@scoobypup01]

She, Dakota, knew nothing about the character in the first place

[@fiveapollo4206]

The only reason why I’m seeing it is because my friend wants me to watch it with him. But just to let you know, I will despise every minute of it just like I did with the Marvels & Aquaman 2.

[@Detix-rory]

I hope it's your friend who buys the tickets 😂

[@chinonsomichael9839]

Aquaman 2 is a great movie

[@MollyHJohns]

Replying for updates because I want to know how you and your friend feel about it 😂

[@fiveapollo4206]

@@chinonsomichael9839 you support Amber Turd or something?!

[@fiveapollo4206]

@@MollyHJohns just to let you know, I finished watching it a few minutes ago & it was a cringe fest as I predicted. My friend wasn’t very impressed at all either.

[@BoloWajahat]

I wonder if madame web had seen it coming 3.1/10 on imdb

[@fdub301]

Before this movie was announced & trailer released, I was really excited to see how Madame Web would be introduced into the movies. Maybe the animated version will be better

[@theusachad75]

Saturating Spider man with anything other than Peter Parker destroys the brand. Get bit by a spider, now you have super powers? Guess there’s nothing special about Parker.

[@MinesAGuinness]

"Anything other than Peter Parker destroys the brand"??? "Get bit by a spider"??? What would Takuya Yamashiro have to say about that? "The man moved by a parents love. The man who risks his life for his promises. A man who bleeds for love. A man who sheds tears for the children without homes!" Beat that, Parker!

[@dogstar5927]

Oh god no, no, nooooooooooooooo ! 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

[@timothytiu1333]

A good actor will make a good performance out of a terrible script.-Raul “M.Bison” Julia

[@adfusion416]

Spider women ? What's wrong with these people . I would pretend that marvel is dead for next few year's, i don't want to put some expectations for upcoming movies at all

[@Agherosh]

Spider-women have existed for decades.

[@adriarose778]

Thank you for calling it for what it really is. A sham of a movie that’s not worth my hard-earned money and precious time. Hollywood can just ‘RIP’.

[@babafett85]

That’s the problem. We actually don’t need a female spider person. Just Spider-Man is fine.

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

What about gwen stacy

[@cristalblackstar8177]

Spider girls exist long time ego in the comics

[@jakwashere104]

What’s needed is good writers and people who care enough to do female spider people justice like Gwen in spiderverse

[@tylerdurden4006]

Really really impressive for a girl to make both super heroes and BDSM boring and unwatchable.

[@sophiaisabelle01]

We appreciate your insights. Personally I think Madame Webb can have a bit more potential. It feels lackluster in theme and just overall writing of the scenes and dialogues.

[@thejessegrant]

100% the writing was easily the worst part

[@Bruskisan]

@@thejessegrantIsn’t there any good writer?

[@janedoe5922]

This movie was even worse than the SNL skits Dakota starred in!

[@garyoldman9172]

We are talking the same actress in "50 shades of Grey"???? Omg, she fell even lower into the crap!!!!

[@bastianogr4960]

Honestly, I already hate the title. "Madame Web" is such a clunky, shoehorn-y way to squeeze something blatantly female in there-without using something like Miss, Girl, or Woman of course. On another note: Just the other day, I saw Rick Rubin talk about the difference between art and a commercial product, in this instance specifically meaning movies. Well, now we have a third category, that serves as motivation (or excuse) to make art: tax write-offs. Brave new world. Can someone please invent that time machine already.

[@bastianogr4960]

@@sterlingarcher3619 Oops. You got me. I don't know anything about this stuff and I don't care. Being cannon makes it kind of excusable, I guess. It still sounds incredibly silly, though.

[@themagicalblingbling]

The question is: is it at least so bad it becomes fun, like Morbius or Batman and Robin?

[@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8]

I saw it for free and laughed a fair bit - but it is a SNOOZEFEST.

[@doctorfeelok8575]

Here's the thing : people who know Sony, and have paid attention to them as a company over the last 35+ yrs, already knew it would be trash, the second it was announced. Crying about it after the fact, doesn't make sense. They need to be forced to sell the Spider-man franchise back to Marvel, because they don't respect it....never have. Raimi gave us 2 good movies, and Sony has ruined everything since. The Spidey games....1000% Insomniac. Sony couldn't make a decent Spidey game themselves. They are an R&D and hardware company....have ZERO business trying to make movies, and their track record with the Spidey franchise is all the proof you need. One failure after another, with one of the most beloved and lucrative IPs in the world, is just pathetic.

[@gsentinel4821]

I think about how Roger Corman made that crappy Fantastic Four film many years ago just to maintain the film rights of the property - I truly believe that most large film studios churn out this absolute garbage to simply maintain the IP - Sony is no different and we as film fans will always suffer as a result of it unfortunately. That is also why Sony is trying to maintain a “Spiderverse” without Spider-Man ??!!!! ABSURD.

[@michalotto5444]

There is just too many spider-people. Spiderman and his unique skills is what made him a great super hero, but these days anyone can just get bit by some spider and have spider powers. I use to be a Spiderman fan, but honestly I feel nothing but apathy towards anything Spiderman or Spider-verse. Basically I feel the same apathy towards anything Marvel to be honest.

[@markenglish6035]

It should never been made in the 1st place. Never been green lighted. The person should be fired at Sony for it Nobody is interested in the movie