I think I downloaded the wrong Beat saber tutorial

[@perplexical]

Player: *missing all of the cubes* The voice: Great

[@mishagaming1075]

The map isn't sentient, or smart in any way, like you.

[@wizzotizzo]

@@mishagaming1075 you must be really fun at parties

[@signiaeternal4300]

😂😂😂

[@tvpharoah1314]

Player: hitting the wrong cubes The voice: Perfect!

[@benllian18]

@@mishagaming1075 R/Whoosh gonna put that on Reddit for ya.

[@RadioactiveGamin]

imagine having no concept of beat saber and your friend shows you this level to start with

[@nihao20]

I don’t think I can play this, can you show me how to beat it?

[@theseamoon2180]

@@nihao20 you're not supposed to be able to beat it, that's the point

[@philbill5712]

@@theseamoon2180 ill beat it one day.

[@magicman421]

@@theseamoon2180 I think they were making a joke

[@The_CEO_of_Swag]

and then they perfect it first try

[@Aelethil]

Alternate title: What a new beat saber player sees when they download custom songs for the first time.

[@spiderbiter6162]

me: (Laughs in PSVR.)

[@blxzeleonjr]

im ur 140th liker

[@Aelethil]

@@spiderbiter6162 psvr2 soon c:

[@chalabread]

Lol

[@MPizza_II]

Praise The Sun \[0]/

[@Somewhatsharp]

"Great you beat the tutorial." "Now lets ramp up the difficulty a bit"

[@ablueslime]

lol

[@Somewhatsharp]

@@ablueslime real

[@ShreakerGaming]

Looks like your ready to move on from the hidden super easy difficulty for the tutorial

[@JokerRetry]

Frets on fire reference? :D

[@wellworths678]

“Oh for fucks same man..”

[@Trad0r]

When your dialog forces you to compliment the bad player:

[@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102]

Hey Eugene how's that ghost job

[@FishMan94]

bro you wanna try this!?

[@specialism640]

Can you *really* blame the player

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

Prozd?

[@colinmurphy7566]

Well that was no doubt impossible, imagine you had to play that level if your life depended on you passing it without missing anything

[@owenliboiron3762]

"Congratulations, you are ready now" If you beat this level I'm pretty sure you are ready to solve world hunger

[@timothyjohnson5699]

*aggressively slashes hands in all possible directions* Starving people: Man, I'm stuffed!

[@turky2583]

@@timothyjohnson5699 i mean thats just making food

[@Yerr_ItsNick]

@@timothyjohnson5699 Maybe you're supposed to aggressively slash all the hungry people...

[@basillover32]

@@Yerr_ItsNick r/cursedcomments

[@snicksss]

@@Yerr_ItsNick Just kill all the starving people. World hunger is solved!

[@khyzan8527]

Parents: “You would have passed the test if you studied!” The test:

[@Xarsoajin]

xd

[@AThingProbably]

e

[@futoninc.3813]

me who studied for 72 hours straight without a break

[@myannguyen1274]

@@futoninc.3813 you know you need breaks right?

[@futoninc.3813]

@@myannguyen1274 never.

[@andreinaf]

The giant open square got me very giggly, i didnt even know you can place them that far

[@Jonskipvp]

good luck lmao 😂😂😂

[@ShugoAWay]

It's a 2016 thing they did for a while which added more 'lanes' with the idea being that it was to get the players legs involved more to try to eliminate the stiff t posed swings some would do but unfortunately a lot of the mappers would ignore it as it required a mod and that made their trash not show up as top searches occasionally you might find a thot atreamer that has the extra lanes but most maps don't use em

[@merkuri2386]

You could just see how terrified they were when all the cubes started coming in 😂

[@bubert__]

They ?

[@devils_entropy]

@@bubert__ gender neutral pronoun!

[@bubert__]

Didn't know that i'm not native english 🗿

[@devils_entropy]

@@bubert__ it's all good! hope i helped you there

[@l0stembers484]

they literally panic so hard they just start flicking their wrists up and down lol

[@TheOfficialShortStuff]

As a fellow Beat Saber player, this is what Expert+ feels like.

[@Topcantstop]

@Damon Thomas nah, us people who can beat expert+ songs develop magical abilities that allow us to do songs much harder than what's shown in this video.

[@Colz_]

Trust me this is way above Expert Plus I think it's expert plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus

[@frostreaper1607]

As a noob this already looks like regular expert, lol.

[@smittyvanjagermanjenson182]

"Expert +" really isn't that bad. "Expert + fastest mod" is more accurate.

[@roamspida4951]

Camelia be like

[@zoominthroughspace2583]

I love the fact that he gave up and started swinging his arms violently as a hail marry.

[@Vexzes]

lol

[@bestbaconman4547]

That's honestly what I do when I enter expert plus.

[@Gamering8482]

Try doing ghost camillio on expert +

[@MrLoverman7134]

0:16 I love the fact that there's just a rectangle in the middle of the tutorial, it's the most slap in the face a player can get

[@piboiindahouse5169]

I'd like to see this completed legitimately, even with a bot. Because this level seems slightly absurd. Only slightly.

[@marianmcfarland6476]

No,not absurd at all

[@pieman3643]

yes of course only slightly

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

yes a wee bit slightly

[@metaljay77]

Hardly noticeable

[@ConstantDerivative]

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Dumbledore asked calmly

[@efcon8646]

You know you're a true beat saberist when you're watching this video trying to find the most optimal way to slash through these bricks.

[@youtubefan5735]

it was possible the first few, then it all went to hell

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

If that's what you're called if you play beat saber, then what do you call people that race and people that rap?

[@efcon8646]

@@AHHHHHHHH21 lol, I'm dumb so I had to reread the joke a few times, but that was funny

[@MrZaranthan]

Some of them looked kinda fun as an optimization problem. Like if the wall of blocks would wait for you to clear it, and the leaderboard was how long it took.

[@leviathan7058]

@@AHHHHHHHH21 rapis- :0 profanities 😬

[@shanshansan]

This will be Beatsaber's tutorial in 2050 (free internet points i guess)

[@ZomTeVR]

Yea those are pretty easy patterns

[@SkippysMisadventures]

@Joseph The joke is that its hard and hes saying its easy.

[@HonkG.Womblatin]

​@@SkippysMisadventures yes but a better way to sya it is just sarcasm

[@phitc4242]

challenge accepted

[@cosyfReal]

ikr

[@imsonicnoob2112]

I love how the combo meter is just screaming “X1” at you

[@RosieWolf]

The voice over still saying “great” and “nice” when you were getting absolutely everything wrong had me dying 😂

[@HonoraryAperture]

Awesome.

[@kryxtalplay]

😂😂😂

[@scottwestbye8804]

Is there a right way to that?😂

[@FlyupDiablo]

Nah that is the one I used nothing seems wrong

[@peegoocrafter]

I love how he looked behind him like: “WHAT WAS THAT!? MAYBE I DON’T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME!”

[@dolukiri]

That was the funniest part.

[@thev.o.i.dghidorah3670]

*looks at camera cutely to SWEAR*

[@KrystPl]

its a cool game tbh

[@thatscompletecap]

He never turns around

[@thatscompletecap]

Oh at end

[@majurwulf]

This is where you implement that wild flailing technique for the cubes, and laying on stomach for the bombs and walls.

[@peter_ukraine]

Very effective techniques. I use them all the time.

[@Kolo_31]

*Misses every beat* [Tutorial] "Great!"

[@fizzywizzy_]

there’s always that one person who can beat this with a perfect score.

[@ghostfighterz1646]

That one quiet kid in class:hey

[@snowyboi5824]

CAPTAIN FALCON FALCON PUNCH

[@parzival5884]

no possible keep dreaming id pay to see this

[@goob101]

KAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEE-

[@MurphyCotton2009]

For real though

[@lncoming]

0:30 "Cut in any direction" [furiously cutting in EVERY direction]

[@zednotdead]

"Great!" "IS IT? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT"

[@R.R.R.original]

I love how I could feel the desperation of the player just by how the hands move trying to reach everything

[@framinthor]

"congratulations, you are ready now" ready for what?!

[@bananaman3023]

0:18 this is the size of the nether portal we all create in our creative world

[@hellbentstar]

truee

[@chalabread]

Lol

[@The4116thMan]

SO TRUE

[@gtsextreme]

Fax

[@ahlat12]

200 blocks upward.

[@chalabread]

My epileptic friend loved this so much he’s breakdancing

[@storm_corn]

LMAO

[@Oscarbatres0642]

My epileptic friend is just laying on the ground drooling. Its normal

[@Pisttolz]

Ask him if he wants to see it again… he may do a better breakdance lol

[@popeltor6994]

Can your friend make a breakdance toturial?

[@D055y]

lmao

[@InnerSakura25]

1:02 congrats ur ready for chaos

[@carlthefourth6188]

I love how the voice is just "Great!" "Perfect!" "You got it!" in the background it just makes this that much funnier

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

I love how the person just started waving the Sabers up and down at one point. There was no rhythm, or rhyme. It was just PURE CHAOS! 🙃

[@mpabtw4692]

Imagine how someone would look doing this irl

[@AidenBeco]

they must be 10 foot tall and have 20 foot long arms lol

[@sledgetable172]

they're gonna Nitori Get Down meme irl kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3yakoxjlMdsqc0&ab_channel=Koikeiyanew

[@mhplayer]

@@AidenBeco and they would probly be called griverous

[@conantalbert8444]

Does that mean MR Tickle night be able to do this?

[@thrpins8430]

@@sledgetable172 i had to see what you ment and I'm glad I did fukin spot on sledge🤣

[@Potatoadd]

"Congratulations! You are ready now" *3.32% Accuracy*

[@kakr4739]

the fact that you managed to get to a X2 combo is remarkable

[@Jaz-nt2sn]

you know there's someone who could possibly 100% this tutorial out there

[@panba243]

No

[@Greggorto]

@@panba243 wait till you see the people who can baton twirl

[@panba243]

@@Greggorto No amount of baton twirling can kill god.

[@Greggorto]

@@panba243 grab jevil

[@dangdart3236]

General grievous from star wars bro

[@Roastydut]

The fact that it said "Great!" And "Nice" even though he failed everything makes me laugh like crazy😂 Wow, thanks for the likes :0

[@abbyartwright2929]

The map aint sentient, dont blame em

[@camelCased]

He failed greatly and nicely :)

[@uklejamini]

This is actually a level and not a real tutorial

[@musasheikh7894]

@@uklejamini I think we all know that

[@codeex7394]

I used six shots of fallout 4 jet and play that and won 100% call it a back door to a win

[@NeoLocket]

0:29 this part had me laughing a lot

[@jcplays3842]

The part that gets me everything time is just how little build up there is to the madness.

[@WHATcore]

Don't even know what you're talking about, got a full combo within the day.

[@immortalidiot5767]

You must be a new breed of gamer chad

[@a.rrosoir316]

@@immortalidiot5767 he just have a really good gaming chair

[@immortalidiot5767]

@@a.rrosoir316 Adds up

[@JohnSmith-jp6pk]

Noice i guess dont mind this text he re nothin to see keep scrolling please

[@colettecassar2850]

Player: Alright I got this Voice: awesome Game: starts playing Player: confidence Game:makes impossible mode Player: throws headset out window *Game still playing* Voice: Great!

[@cyan1280]

true bc my oq2 kept falling off my head and theres no scratches

[@killianbot11]

XD so true

[@baconboy-robloxmore2684]

@@unnamedsinner kio

[@PeterPan273_Reuploaded]

POV it’s your first time playing beat saber and get confused by one thing:

[@FractionOfALittle]

If this is the tutorial then imagine what regular levels will be like

[@superNova5837]

Camellia song pack intensifies

[@just_a_silly_boykisser]

I love how you can see the terror that the player is experiencing throughout the video

[@Its_The_Astro]

I love the sheer confusion in the saber cutting patterns

[@katalinacristobal28]

the cubes: POW POW POW POW POW

[@knightben9002]

"Congratulations, you are ready now." . . . . Me: "I'm ready now... To be send to the hospital after that tutorial... God dammit who the hell made that?!"

[@timmytimonen2164]

Nice I’m just gonna like this because of how epicly you said that

[@Coute]

This actually happened to me once when I downloaded pirated copy of Beat saber (for experimental purposes). Beacuse I also had steam version that pirated version seriously broke and tutorial block were missplaced and duped really weirdly.

[@TheOfficialShortStuff]

"for experimental purposes" sureee buddyyy

[@Coute]

@@TheOfficialShortStuff bruh 😂😂

[@stellarbastard98]

@@TheOfficialShortStuff you can't stop us pirates from sailing our seas :)

[@TheOfficialShortStuff]

@@stellarbastard98 who says im not a pirate? yarr

[@fhudufin]

@@TheOfficialShortStuff "You steering the ship??" "yea?" [from beat saber] "Great!"

[@Devilcat_Smile]

My map and audio :D

[@Seaweeduu]

thanks devilcat

[@ic3wolf988]

thanks devilcat

[@_nefario]

thanks devilcat

[@mrdark2716]

@@Devilcat_Smile thanks devilcat

[@christianmccauley7340]

Thanks devilcat

[@Wadetata]

Pros: that was a nice warmup

[@Apt46]

the way she says don’t touch the bombs and they keep coming at u in mass amounts is so funny

[@TechnoMinarchist]

0:38 "This is fine"

[@Jakk19]

If I saw the first 4 seconds of this I would've quit immediately. Like the fact that this guy actually tried... what a champ.

[@NMP_VR]

POV: you’re so good at beatsaber then you try the tutorial. the tutorial:

[@Quanimus]

You on Beat Saber with an E: "Congratulation! You are ready now!" Me telling my mom: "Mommy, I got an E for my Math test. I'm ready for college now!" then she beated the sh!t out of me

[@mungopaxton1981]

what are you on

[@Quanimus]

@@mungopaxton1981 on what??

[@q._.p.]

@@Quanimus i think he mean pc or phone

[@XCalibur_EX]

@@q._.p. I think he means drugs

[@Quanimus]

@@XCalibur_EX i don’t. Or do I?

[@RobynWarThundering]

"you are now ready" me: was this the first map?!

[@Mennenth]

"but an uncapped skill ceiling is better!!!!!!" - tryhards

[@-Core-]

You must be General Grievous to beat this level *skull emoji*

[@MzVee904]

LMAO! I laughed way too hard at this. I don't know if it was the voice calmly saying "great" at this pure chaos, or the brief hesitation when the blocks first came flying.

[@sakurahirawa]

And the way their arms just flew around like ‘what the hell is happening?!’

[@iAndromedaDS]

"Do not cut or touch these bombs" *frozen in fear*

[@mikecece1]

I love how hes just swing every where its so funny and relatable

[@t7ler130]

Typical expert level

[@moxxiecottrell7625]

I love how he's just waving his hands around XD

[@inchy0076]

I’m glad they made the tutorial easier. :)

[@truehuskym]

I love how she just keeps saying "great" "amazing" after literally performing the most amount of possible misses in 5 seconds

[@Kingvr83]

I remember watching this two years ago. Such good times.

[@Sergio_Arts]

Congrats! Welcome to the beat saber community! *literally dies of how this happened*

[@ReBufff]

I love how the narrator just keeps complimenting the player

[@sirrio4474]

Me: “how are you doing this am amazed” Madchase: “It’s super easy my guy”

[@Suhardi-b1s]

Pro beat Saber tutorial be like

[@sil2372]

I think thats good tutorial

[@S.I.D743]

This is what my family friends see when I put the tutorial on for them

[@boxtrap321]

They say only one man was able to full combo that level, but it is merely a myth

[@jme7046]

yeah, it's Luffy from One Piece

[@Shadow9909]

how parents see beat saber:

[@itsmesam110ydg]

Anyone who completes this is officially ready for hunger games, any song on expert+, and Corona virus combined as long as they have a sword lol

[@corupted643]

i beat it

[@itsmesam110ydg]

@@corupted643 lol

[@corupted643]

@@itsmesam110ydg mhm i did in 1sec

[@corupted643]

@@itsmesam110ydg fr no cap totaly have a vr

[@corupted643]

@@itsmesam110ydg totally not crying bc i dont have one

[@SmollerishBean]

I see you're such a pro you unlocked the secret stand user difficulty.

[@mxrcrimplays5514]

Now there needs to be a Beat Saber God who clears this. XD

[@marcusrefsland7731]

Nah this is absolutely normal you did a good job though for your first time

[@aidanrossi9203]

I think you did that tutorial flawlessly in my opinion.

[@IsraelLlerena]

Hey what’s up

[@TheCrankSpiderNinja]

If you showed this to someone on the discord, they'd be like "Did you pirate the game?"

[@GodOfTheSalmonNugget]

Didn’t think General Grievous’s lightsaber technique would be able to be applied to beat saber but here we are

[@baitornot4697]

It’s surprising how many of these patterns are possible

[@itz_demi4628]

Idk what people are talking about, this seems like a PERFECT tutorial level

[@nickthekidNL]

this made me laugh wayyy harder than it should.

[@halocat2503]

Im pretty sure this one is the real tutorial.... I had to aggressively break my arms atleast 68 times before going to the other levels

[@Naruto-oh4fx]

ggs and congrats on the algorithm blessing you

[@Notpoop906]

its only 30k views....

[@elitesoldier8340]

@@Notpoop906 oh just you wait...

[@FilipinoFriedRiceYT]

@@Notpoop906 306k views

[@reddykanta7337]

Just bought my new oculus Quest 2 and just love playing the Beat Saber…..it’s been 2 weeks now and I’m gaining momentum. Thank God I didn’t have this on my screen first otherwise I would have been wandering around dazed for days🤣🤣🤣 And oh by the way I’m a 60 year old lady and I’m a pro in video games.😎

[@N4CH0._.0.0]

G-gamer mom??

[@codenayr7894]

Yeah you are ready now fits this pretty well.

[@bugjuice_]

Amazing work out ! Made me feel like i was about to implode from the inside of my organs 😄

[@jajbay]

only people who can fly, stop time or be really fast can do this

[@futuremapper_]

And*

[@brennankaveney2890]

@@futuremapper_ it doesn't have to be and it can be or I'm joking Edit: it's just a joke

[@jajbay]

@Enigo Fluffball why you gotta be rude

[@solarusinvictus]

@Enigo Fluffball Im getting more knives, Good luck

[@nekodium2801]

@@brennankaveney2890 r/woooosh

[@clubsandwich2974]

beatsaber geeks be like: wtf?? this is like the easiest expert+ level how did u not get past it 1st try?

[@lonearachnid6591]

@rounded man :P idk what you’re on, there’s no spelling mistakes in the og comment

[@lonearachnid6591]

@rounded man :P if you’re talking about the “u”, that’s a common form of “you” used on the internet, not a spelling mistake. However the word YOU used “lieing” is completely wrong, it’s actually “lying”.

[@dansquaddan2441]

LoneArachnid you got him there.

[@steve2523]

@@lonearachnid6591 roasted

[@zhenxianggong1129]

POV the game crashes U need to restart again and again LOL

[@b0n3crasher8]

How my friend describes what playing beat saber with me is like:

[@bokogonk]

I want to see people play this level competitively and setting new high scores. It's impossible to get a perfect score but it is possible to get a score. It would be interesting to see people come up with methods of getting higher scores

[@DeadRedAndInBed]

Nah, youve got the right tutorial cheif.

[@geokou7645]

1: how do you get those dope-ass swords 2: beatsaber has a tutorial?

[@meta7517]

Japanese expert+ maps be like:

[@miloyak30]

0:01 Welcome to Beat Saber!! 0:04 Good! Now cut the cubes any early direction and match the color. 0:31 Now cut in any direction. 0:39 That's it! Do not cut or touch this balls with your sabers. 0:50 Lean left. 0:58 Crouch. \/ 1:02 Congratulations, you are ready now!

[@mikeock-ks7sh]

the fact this man is still alive after that is impressive

[@Dragon211]

this is what video game journalists see whenever they play the tutorial

[@owenriley2175]

Me: Mom can we get Beat Saber tutorial? Mom: No we have Beat Saber tutorial at home. Beat Saber tutorial at home:

[@CuhJit]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU

[@isayawhaat1634]

pov: how it feels to play beat saber when your dyslexic