Mafia but it's not how mafia works

[@Desgaroth]

"Shut up, Passenger! What are you, Scared?" Yeah those are the lines you wanna hear from your driver. Feels just like New York.

[@shadyshadow_inc]

8:03 & 7:20 & 9:01

[@sarahmighell5067]

Best saying of all time: "I know this city like the back of my hand, I've just never taken off my gloves". Totally gonna remember that one.

[@swampshack1018]

Do you still remember it

[@sarahmighell5067]

Just enough to get me by.

[@swampshack1018]

Sarah Mighell you’ve got a better memory than me, I can’t remember what I did 1 hour ago

[@Punttipate62]

Do you still remember it

[@Leon-ub8pe]

I don’t get it what does the not taking my gloves off part mean?

[@stuartrockin]

Following you're own brake light for directions is a new high for Kevin

[@frederickdietz3148]

xD

[@Rutherford_Inchworm_III]

Just amazing

[@saulgoodman1407]

That's how The Getaway works

[@Jetfox967]

Lol

[@Esdeath_0001]

@@saulgoodman1407 I'm having terrible flashbacks of this

[@ColinTimmins]

Wow, the mixup between the “blinker” showing him the direction to go, and only having one tail light put me in tears... lol

[@TurbidTG1]

Kevin, please keep playing this, I want you to get to that race that everybody hates!

[@dominikm.7182]

Turbid TG1 Nah, the race was pain in the ass at relase. Soon later the game was patched and the difficulty was lowered. You have to find an old disc version to play "the famous hard race" Daniel Vávra has talked about it many times.

[@TurbidTG1]

@@dominikm.7182 Well this is the original PS2 version I sent in!

[@aleksandra4702]

haha when i was a kid i used to play this race over and over because i loved it so much

[@Bumblebee-hd6oi]

I cheated. There was this code where it took you to the intersection type area everytime.. So in each lap I would be like half way ahead already. 😁

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

feck that race

[@hosephanerothe1440]

Never laughed so hard than at Kevin’s realisation that his indicators were actually his brake lights

[@jilliankbi1613]

Thank you for being so consistent with when you upload videos, I literally timed my break at work around when you would be uploading, as soon as I sat down I got the notification!

[@Zima431]

consistent ? more like bore Ragnarok !

[@kewoshk]

His videos are a part of my bedtime routine (his vids get released here at 10 PM)

[@megallow1434]

damn i need to start turning on notifications so i can do this

[@05gustiagungksatrya3]

Here he uploads at 5 AM so i always wake up early to watch it

[@ahobbit1273]

@vTHExUNKNOWENv I watch Kevin's videos on my work break, too. It's not that weird.

[@markwright3161]

That was simply brilliant that you were following your own brake light for directions. :)

[@TTVArgusGuy]

Kevin could be a very good Italian Mafia boss, especially with those hand gestures

[@KamurochoCurtis]

He'd probably erase time and leap past it tbh

[@chael9323]

But, what is the echo?

[@langthang6429]

STAND NAME: [KING VERDANT] STAND USER: KEVIN/ -JIM PICKENS- SHREK

[@voodoo2006]

Yeah, do the circle finger thing, and you're in...

[@tokiwartooth4584]

His nickname Fat Tony

[@hell0zer0]

"why bad things happen to chaotic evil people?" this will be my new catch phrase

[@zuko1569]

No more mafia memes? *That's how cartel works*

[@SynsaySama]

*That's how ISIS works*

[@bisonx1335]

That's how the GNAA works

[@utubesurfer]

Thats how PETA works

[@petemadrona2252]

That's how Triad works

[@ceoofwarcrimes4600]

That's how corporate works

[@izzy1221]

I love the loading screens. Literally just a textured background with a stock image. “What are things related to Mafia? Ah yes, blood on some money. I’m a genius.”

[@rezaka116]

I doubt they're stock, there are little easter eggs in them, like czech money hidden underneath dollar bills etc.

[@kraanz]

@War Zone Italians invented tomatoes, didn't you know?

[@lanceryderwilson9778]

@@kraanz how the fuck do you invent something that grows

[@kraanz]

@@lanceryderwilson9778 Ask them. I'm sure they have an explanation. For example, my Swiss ex pretty much insisted on them having invented the mountains. ;]

[@lanceryderwilson9778]

@@kraanz yes keep smoking crack

[@TwoSandwich]

13:45 When your friends insist you go out but you're the DD

[@R3fug333]

Kevin destroys all cars in every game he plays. It's almost like he has history with them or something... 🤔

[@bilbobaggins3984]

R3fug33 except buses. He loves buses. 💋

[@nathanguay3043]

Yeah, sounds familiar, but I don't quite remember due to my amnosia.

[@R3fug333]

@@deadchanneldontwatch7347 Shhhh, that's the joke. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

[@funlover163]

That's a bit cold, man.

[@lordrathut]

Good one, Batman v Superman brings hit and runs

[@heyvsauceyanhere]

day 81 of asking kevin to stop holding me hostage

[@korbywhoisnotkirby5717]

Congrats! You got Kevin's approval! I'm so proud of you.

[@globalkiller1738]

Oh well welcome to the family

[@wasdasoos6552]

@@globalkiller1738 thats what kevin told him when he stuck him in the basement

[@JDcloud112]

Man I wish Kevin would hold me hostage then someone would care about me

[@irishperhaps]

@@JDcloud112 i love you like a slave

[@meesterrookster]

"What are ya, SCARED?" -CallMeKevin 2019

[@StormtrooperWho]

Kevin: Crashes Game: "No big deal" Game: Crashes Kevin: OH MY GAWD

[@Biverix]

I love how you aced that fairly difficult first mission on a first attempt but then failed to reach a simple point marked on the map for hours

[@Bumblebee-hd6oi]

Mafia is a beautiful game! Loved playing it. I love that Kevin is playing it now... Yay! 👯

[@PTB_BE]

"this is how *Irish* mafia works"

[@PTB_BE]

@Mr. Kustogg's Bizarre Adventure not enough car and petrol bombs

[@rx500android]

@@PTB_BE I'm laughing omg-

[@kubadostalek9560]

Czech mafia Its czech game originally

[@araaraurydice]

O

[@TheTaterTotP80]

@War Zone What? Germany never interacted with Ireland in any way, or do you mean in the alternative history world?

[@thepencilninja2540]

Kevin playing an old game? (Thats how Kevin works....)

[@whitelioconvoy4146]

This meme will never get lol that's how *memes* work!

[@evilzombie1156]

@@whitelioconvoy4146 I just had an aneurysm trying to read that

[@peachyplum]

I was actually in tears from laughing so much while watching this. Every now and then a disturbing noise would force its way out from me trying not to laugh so loud as to not have the other people in the room look at me like I'm crazy 😂

[@HetGameHuisje]

I love how you can see that box of stuff in the background of the face cam

[@ethantrotter473]

7:56 A mafia game where you fail because you broke the law, that's like losing in fortnite because you're 12.

[@jennifer6250]

Heyy Kevin, I've been really sad these past couple days and I just wanted to say, Thank you, ya Fecker. Even if you dont know me, you really have been helping me by just uploading your videos. They help me get through the days when im feeling down and upset. You bring a smile to my face during my tough times right now 💕

[@ExpPolice]

The remake is absolutely amazing even if the competition isn't strong. Rest in peace paulie🕊️

[@toomanygrogs]

"Don't worry officer, I'm not slowing down because I'm breaking the speed limit, its just the way I naturally drift into tunnels"

[@mako7897]

Ahhh my favourite childhood game. Please do more of this, Kevin.

[@PacTheOne]

agreed! it truly is fantastic.. i think i replay it soon again.

[@TheIrishDino]

How many times does Kevin need to make videos about the mafia before they realize he is the best at killing things and recruit him

[@Alright_3x]

Man I love this game, brings back so much nostalgia. Thanks for playing Kevin! Watching the gameplay now, it doesn't hold up as good as I remember, but at the time this was the most amazing game. Hopefully if they make a Mafia 4, they can keep the vibe from 1 and 2.

[@favre4ever39]

The editing skills on display in the first minute were beautiful Kevin, you're a visionary.

[@terezavlachova522]

Kevin: *plays mafia* Me: I see you're a man of culture as well.😆😆

[@hannahcollins_thehomelibrarian]

Great video as always, Kevin! My two favorite parts of the video have to be "It's the ultimate form of peer pressure. Violence." as well as "For a taxi driver, I can't drive and I don't know the city. How did I get this job?" Kevin, keep up the amazing work! Every one of your videos makes me laugh, and they always put me in a good mood. Thank you for always being yourself and being so genuinely cheerful and upbeat about the games you play!

[@vasarixi8425]

Thank you Kevin so much for playing this. Mafia is my childhood game and one of my favorite ones, you with your humor and commentary are making it perfect. Thank you again. 💜

[@kitty_gamer23]

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 138 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 139 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

[@Stalker_UwU_]

Keep this through the whole year my friend

[@harryrobinson6694]

Kitty_Gamer23 good one

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@misfitincrisis921]

"Thank god they didn't see how I performed last night"- Kevin

[@2000ondra]

"I don't need a tutorial." Omg, watching you was so frustrating. XD But continue with this game.

[@jbudlawrence8133]

The remastered version is amazing honestly has to be one of the best remakes of any game so far

[@alienillusi0n]

Day 19 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated

[@travissutcliffe7962]

Day 2 of telling you that you are loved and appreciated for telling kevin he is loved and appreciated

[@TainteedLove]

So wholesome 🤗

[@spillthet1098]

Day 1 of tell you that you're trash

[@alienillusi0n]

Spill the T Why though

[@spillthet1098]

@@alienillusi0n your profile genius

[@You-Neek]

After watching your 4x streams of the remake and going back to this. Really shows the progression of gaming

[@mmppjgm]

Random comment #10 The man with the world's deepest voice can make sounds humans can't hear

[@zarulhairee]

6:53 = Kevin : "I think i should drive more carefully." At the same time a tram rammed a car mid left.

[@pauliesstories6060]

It's my favourite game, i'm very happy you played it. Cool you didn't play the tutorial and made yourself problems you can easily avoid, as usual :) Please play the whole game!

[@HoneyBun03]

TWO seconds into this video and im already more entertained than I've ever been in my whole life

[@parkzm21]

wow this is the earliest ive seen one of your videos. love ya homie!

[@packardcaribien]

With how much I love this game and how many times I played it, It is hilarious to see someone so bad at it. Please keep playing this, to the end if you can. Also it gets more interesting and less derpy when you're actually a mobster, and shooting instead of driving. But it stays difficult.

[@bird9350]

The amount of hours I've spent in this game as a kid is UGE. Keep playing this, Kevo!

[@FanaticQuill250]

I actually played this game when i was 9 years old and i completed the race part in three tries and that stealth part on the mansion was the hardest for me

[@DarthDave573]

Yeah, I was about the same age and didn't have a problem with the race, probably because I played mostly racing games. As for the mansion, I actually drew a plan on a paper and tried to plan the best way in. You don't really get this with todays games.

[@FanaticQuill250]

@@DarthDave573 do you remember also the sniping mision on the church i thought i could get to keep the sniper but i dont remember if you actaully could use it after that

[@Wuffa57]

3:27 whoa calm down there Kevin you might break your house down. "Calm down big guy."

[@viktorpenc9035]

Kevin, please, make more of these. This is a huge blast from the past for me and the story is great, I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

[@woofnuggiez]

"Immediately slamming on your brakes and crawling next to the police car" So many fecking people have done that. 😂😂😂

[@jantyszkiewicz8823]

I'm so guilty of this irl. Cops please don't read this comment.

[@Earthlover2]

Can we date ? Just gimme your instagram

[@cameronmeek9142]

Thank you I was having a bad day and this video brightened up my mood

[@okage_]

7:37 that’s actually a good saying

[@rhawkas2637]

3:37 "I used to be a taxi driver." Used to, but then Kevin took the wheel and it was all downhill from there. XD

[@theanxoiushero800]

2:41 the biggest plot twist of 2019

[@robpiy91]

This was literally the second game I ever played. Please keep playing this! Brings back the nostalgia °;°

[@mulrich]

I love that he apparently never discovered that the game has a built-in speed limiter that can be toggled on or off at will.

[@kingofrivia1248]

OMFG --- THE BREAK LIGHT THING IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT - Kevin i love you ; no idea how something like that can happen to a human - but thank you for sharing it

[@Chaz31949]

Great video, I love your videos and watch it all the time

[@eDumke87]

Kevin, thank you. Your episodes always post right after I get off work and I always look forward to unwinding while watching your videos.

[@todayiamlena5012]

Day 80 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, have a nice day. It would be day 129 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Feckin genius

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Legendary

[@harrabusch8461]

Yes

[@brandinski8449]

I’m the 69th person to like

[@willhall796]

Today I Am Lena he played Star Wars KOTOR after like 3 months of me suggesting it so I’m here for other people’s ideas now, I approve

[@Skac01]

12:55 believe it or not, enemies can actually run out of ammo in this game and will try to pick up another weapon.

[@ZNEO3NZ]

4:38 Ugandan Knuckles is trolling you in disguise!

[@Zukoiu]

I used to play this as a child and I managed to figure out the orientation. It's hilarious to look at Kevin go around blindly. PLAY MORE KEVIN!

[@frankwayne8480]

This game was literally my childhood, the game is built with a very decent story in the game that's somewhat confusing at first. But I shit you not, I played this game for the first time at age 5 and beat it when it came out.

[@skinnygoliath2567]

I started this video seeing an ad for The Lodge, and then I mood swing back to AAYYY with a distorted image. KZbin shines in beautiful moments sometimes

[@RU--AL]

"Mafia but it's not how Mafia Works" "Kevin but it's not how Kevin Works" "Mafia Jokes but no one understands my joke" "Comments Section but I like my own comment"

[@dragonfan8647]

Please play Overlord, Kevin, it is a fun game in which you can choose to be evil ... or really evil.

[@cartermelick8169]

1:20 Pure comedy gold

[@matthewsvat7901]

This is the game of my childhood. Really brings the nostalgia back. Although I have to say I never have that feeling of hiting the manual/automatic transmission so many times and not knowing about it...

[@ryantownsend6819]

When he realizes that his brake light was just broken and the game doesn’t use the indicators to direct you after driving in circles for god knows how long, I was rolling! 🤣

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

09:50 Kevo I understand. I am in my 3000lbs machine. It is going 5mph. It taps a little kid playing in the street. The kid suffered broken bones. Not my fault bro. I get you!

[@TheKawaiiPandaGamer]

I just played the remastered version and Jesus Christ what a difference

[@nieblas112w]

You'd think Kevin of all people would have a little more sympathy for pedestrians who got run over. You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

[@noahwattel4226]

8:35 Kevin arguing with his girlfriend.

[@striker5350]

I used to play this game a lot when I was a kid and you´re absolutely right. It is brutally unforgiving, but also a lot of fun. Cops can start chasing even for not stopping for a red light. Anyway, I really enjoyed this video and on the off chance that you will play more of this here are some tips. The speed limit is 40 miles/hour or 60 km/hour, if you press F5, I think, it will activate a speed limiter and you won´t be able to go past the allowed speed. There are heals in almost all of the missions in form of med kits, but you have to find them and press the right mouse button to use them. Oh and the best part is that every mission, which might seem incredibly hard has a hidden easy way of doing. Even the infamous race mission.

[@aperson3718]

Kevins lookin noice as that lady 0:02

[@pyroAdapt]

This is one of the first video games I ever played when I was 3 or 4 years old on PC. I'm 20 now. This is crazy to watch you play cause its always been a Part of my life and I still go back and replay it every couple of years. The voice acting didn't age well at all but rhe game itself is still fantastic.

[@joshcide]

8:23 reenactment of the incident

[@lukabougainvillea]

This video is literally Kevin being a Taxi driver for 14 minutes xd

[@TheXEndlesspainX]

Kevin pale meter : 80% today

[@dr.feelgood.m]

14:30 It's a hard, old games are so much harder... - Ohhhh maaaaaaaan, you gotta play the RACING mission!

[@kingredgrave]

That's how mafia works died 4 months ago, but this is a Call Me Kevin video so I'll give it a pass.

[@huntergagnon5951]

I want to like this comment but you have 69 likes so im just going to give you one of these 👍

[@muggedbyapotato7595]

It never died

[@cookiestyleguy5886]

12:15 I think Kevin finally realizes what its like to be the victim of his hate crimes.

[@heitorm.poggianella3364]

I'm early but I don't know what to say, so I will just say "I love your videos and watch it all the time"

[@rx500android]

OmG

[@Alkaliniti]

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[@someoneelse7971]

please keep playing this or Mafia 2, these have been some of the most hilarious vids youve done in a while

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

40th millennium of asking Kevin to play mount and blade warband.

[@ahunter8056]

Please play more of this! Mafia is one of my favourite games ever, and I'd hoped you'd play it after seeing you play Mafia 2 and 3.

[@filipdriak4938]

6:33 That guy on the left has got some kind of a seizure

[@hotroddinggarage]

At 0:46 the photo on the wall is from an old edition of "the great Gatsby" book cover.

[@Ziffy2810]

Day 88 of asking Kevin to play Dino crisis and day 8 of asking Kevin to play Overcooked! Day 3 of telling Kevin that I'm an actual bus driver, and I've got to say, you have bus driver skillz! You'd make Jim Pickens proud!

[@Its_remedy]

This is the earliest I've ever watched a video

[@defaultplayer6115]

Come on Kevin!! Notice Me!! What are you? *SCARED?*

[@vatinac]

Hello Kevin and people in the comments section, you really know how to make any game fun.Thats some rare quality. By the way i would really appreciate if you played more Mafia.Seeing you play it made my day a whole lot better thanks.

[@ZJAM1996]

Bring Stardew back Kevin had fun watching your long chill videos

[@skyscall]

Fun fact, at around the end of the video, that mission had you drive a Bolt Ace; Mafia's recreation of a Ford Model T. The thing barely reaches the speed limit (40 mph) and only has 2 gears, just like the real Model T

[@nikkiesona]

Day 39 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

I LOVED this game so much, so happy to see you play this!!!!!

[@charlesmills3625]

When he realised it's was the break light 😂😂😂

[@AmitsShenanigans]

Mafia has been one of my favourites since I first played it as a kid. Seeing Kevin struggling with this game's weird UI and overly complex systems brings back so much memories of my first playthrough as a kid 😂