Mafia but it's not how mafia works

Mafia was a typo, they meant to call it "Useless taxi man"
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[@sarahmighell5067]

Best saying of all time: "I know this city like the back of my hand, I've just never taken off my gloves". Totally gonna remember that one.

[@swampshack1018]

Do you still remember it

[@sarahmighell5067]

Just enough to get me by.

[@swampshack1018]

Sarah Mighell you’ve got a better memory than me, I can’t remember what I did 1 hour ago

[@Punttipate62]

Do you still remember it

[@Leon-ub8pe]

I don’t get it what does the not taking my gloves off part mean?

[@stuartrockin]

Following you're own brake light for directions is a new high for Kevin

[@frederickdietz3148]

xD

[@Rutherford_Inchworm_III]

Just amazing

[@saulgoodman1407]

That's how The Getaway works

[@Jetfox967]

Lol

[@smirage22]

@@saulgoodman1407 I'm having terrible flashbacks of this

[@Desgaroth]

"Shut up, Passenger! What are you, Scared?" Yeah those are the lines you wanna hear from your driver. Feels just like New York.

[@shadyshadow_inc]

8:03 & 7:20 & 9:01

[@TurbidTG1]

Kevin, please keep playing this, I want you to get to that race that everybody hates!

[@dominikm.7182]

Turbid TG1 Nah, the race was pain in the ass at relase. Soon later the game was patched and the difficulty was lowered. You have to find an old disc version to play "the famous hard race" Daniel Vávra has talked about it many times.

[@TurbidTG1]

@@dominikm.7182 Well this is the original PS2 version I sent in!

[@aleksandra4702]

haha when i was a kid i used to play this race over and over because i loved it so much

[@Bumblebee-hd6oi]

I cheated. There was this code where it took you to the intersection type area everytime.. So in each lap I would be like half way ahead already. 😁

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

feck that race

[@jilliankbi1613]

Thank you for being so consistent with when you upload videos, I literally timed my break at work around when you would be uploading, as soon as I sat down I got the notification!

[@Zima431]

consistent ? more like bore Ragnarok !

[@kewoshk]

His videos are a part of my bedtime routine (his vids get released here at 10 PM)

[@megallow1434]

damn i need to start turning on notifications so i can do this

[@05gustiagungksatrya3]

Here he uploads at 5 AM so i always wake up early to watch it

[@ahobbit1273]

@vTHExUNKNOWENv I watch Kevin's videos on my work break, too. It's not that weird.

[@hosephanerothe1440]

Never laughed so hard than at Kevin’s realisation that his indicators were actually his brake lights

[@ColinTimmins]

Wow, the mixup between the “blinker” showing him the direction to go, and only having one tail light put me in tears... lol

[@markwright3161]

That was simply brilliant that you were following your own brake light for directions. :)

[@heyvsauceyanhere]

day 81 of asking kevin to stop holding me hostage

[@korbywhoisnotkirby5717]

Congrats! You got Kevin's approval! I'm so proud of you.

[@globalkiller1738]

Oh well welcome to the family

[@wasdasoos6552]

@@globalkiller1738 thats what kevin told him when he stuck him in the basement

[@JDcloud112]

Man I wish Kevin would hold me hostage then someone would care about me

[@irishperhaps]

@@JDcloud112 i love you like a slave

[@TTVArgusGuy]

Kevin could be a very good Italian Mafia boss, especially with those hand gestures

[@VenomCurtis]

He'd probably erase time and leap past it tbh

[@chael9323]

But, what is the echo?

[@langthang6429]

STAND NAME: [KING VERDANT] STAND USER: KEVIN/ -JIM PICKENS- SHREK

[@theonlyplain]

Yeah, do the circle finger thing, and you're in...

[@tokiwartooth4584]

His nickname Fat Tony

[@R3fug333]

Kevin destroys all cars in every game he plays. It's almost like he has history with them or something... 🤔

[@bilbobaggins3984]

R3fug33 except buses. He loves buses. 💋

[@nathanguay3043]

Yeah, sounds familiar, but I don't quite remember due to my amnosia.

[@R3fug333]

@@deadchanneldontwatch7347 Shhhh, that's the joke. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

[@funlover163]

That's a bit cold, man.

[@lordrathut]

Good one, Batman v Superman brings hit and runs

[@hell0zer0]

"why bad things happen to chaotic evil people?" this will be my new catch phrase

[@zuko1569]

No more mafia memes? *That's how cartel works*

[@SynsaySama]

*That's how ISIS works*

[@bisonx1335]

That's how the GNAA works

[@utubesurfer]

Thats how PETA works

[@petemadrona2252]

That's how Triad works

[@ceoofwarcrimes4600]

That's how corporate works

[@TwoSandwich]

13:45 When your friends insist you go out but you're the DD

[@izzy1221]

I love the loading screens. Literally just a textured background with a stock image. “What are things related to Mafia? Ah yes, blood on some money. I’m a genius.”

[@rezaka116]

I doubt they're stock, there are little easter eggs in them, like czech money hidden underneath dollar bills etc.

[@kraanz]

@War Zone Italians invented tomatoes, didn't you know?

[@lanceryderwilson9778]

@@kraanz how the fuck do you invent something that grows

[@kraanz]

@@lanceryderwilson9778 Ask them. I'm sure they have an explanation. For example, my Swiss ex pretty much insisted on them having invented the mountains. ;]

[@lanceryderwilson9778]

@@kraanz yes keep smoking crack

[@StormtrooperWho]

Kevin: Crashes Game: "No big deal" Game: Crashes Kevin: OH MY GAWD

[@meesterrookster]

"What are ya, SCARED?" -CallMeKevin 2019

[@PTB_BE]

"this is how *Irish* mafia works"

[@PTB_BE]

@Mr. Kustogg's Bizarre Adventure not enough car and petrol bombs

[@rx500android]

@@PTB_BE I'm laughing omg-

[@kubadostalek9560]

Czech mafia Its czech game originally

[@araaraurydice]

O

[@TheTaterTotP80]

@War Zone What? Germany never interacted with Ireland in any way, or do you mean in the alternative history world?

[@ethantrotter473]

7:56 A mafia game where you fail because you broke the law, that's like losing in fortnite because you're 12.

[@toomanygrogs]

"Don't worry officer, I'm not slowing down because I'm breaking the speed limit, its just the way I naturally drift into tunnels"

[@Biverix]

I love how you aced that fairly difficult first mission on a first attempt but then failed to reach a simple point marked on the map for hours

[@thepencilninja2540]

Kevin playing an old game? (Thats how Kevin works....)

[@whitelioconvoy4146]

This meme will never get lol that's how *memes* work!

[@evilzombie1156]

@@whitelioconvoy4146 I just had an aneurysm trying to read that

[@terezavlachova522]

Kevin: *plays mafia* Me: I see you're a man of culture as well.😆😆

[@misfitincrisis921]

"Thank god they didn't see how I performed last night"- Kevin

[@HetGameHuisje]

I love how you can see that box of stuff in the background of the face cam

[@peachyplum]

I was actually in tears from laughing so much while watching this. Every now and then a disturbing noise would force its way out from me trying not to laugh so loud as to not have the other people in the room look at me like I'm crazy 😂

[@alienillusi0n]

Day 19 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated

[@travissutcliffe7962]

Day 2 of telling you that you are loved and appreciated for telling kevin he is loved and appreciated

[@TainteedLove]

So wholesome 🤗

[@spillthet1098]

Day 1 of tell you that you're trash

[@alienillusi0n]

Spill the T Why though

[@spillthet1098]

@@alienillusi0n your profile genius

[@theanxoiushero800]

2:41 the biggest plot twist of 2019

[@TheIrishDino]

How many times does Kevin need to make videos about the mafia before they realize he is the best at killing things and recruit him

[@2000ondra]

"I don't need a tutorial." Omg, watching you was so frustrating. XD But continue with this game.

[@Bumblebee-hd6oi]

Mafia is a beautiful game! Loved playing it. I love that Kevin is playing it now... Yay! 👯

[@okage_]

7:37 that’s actually a good saying

[@mmppjgm]

Random comment #10 The man with the world's deepest voice can make sounds humans can't hear

[@cartermelick8169]

1:20 Pure comedy gold

[@rhawkas2637]

3:37 "I used to be a taxi driver." Used to, but then Kevin took the wheel and it was all downhill from there. XD

[@HoneyBun03]

TWO seconds into this video and im already more entertained than I've ever been in my whole life

[@zarulhairee]

6:53 = Kevin : "I think i should drive more carefully." At the same time a tram rammed a car mid left.

[@favre4ever39]

The editing skills on display in the first minute were beautiful Kevin, you're a visionary.

[@mako7897]

Ahhh my favourite childhood game. Please do more of this, Kevin.

[@PacTheOne]

agreed! it truly is fantastic.. i think i replay it soon again.

[@Wuffa57]

3:27 whoa calm down there Kevin you might break your house down. "Calm down big guy."

[@pauliesstories6060]

It's my favourite game, i'm very happy you played it. Cool you didn't play the tutorial and made yourself problems you can easily avoid, as usual :) Please play the whole game!

[@hannahcollins_thehomelibrarian]

Great video as always, Kevin! My two favorite parts of the video have to be "It's the ultimate form of peer pressure. Violence." as well as "For a taxi driver, I can't drive and I don't know the city. How did I get this job?" Kevin, keep up the amazing work! Every one of your videos makes me laugh, and they always put me in a good mood. Thank you for always being yourself and being so genuinely cheerful and upbeat about the games you play!

[@ryantownsend6819]

When he realizes that his brake light was just broken and the game doesn’t use the indicators to direct you after driving in circles for god knows how long, I was rolling! 🤣

[@noahwattel4226]

8:35 Kevin arguing with his girlfriend.

[@jennifer6250]

Heyy Kevin, I've been really sad these past couple days and I just wanted to say, Thank you, ya Fecker. Even if you dont know me, you really have been helping me by just uploading your videos. They help me get through the days when im feeling down and upset. You bring a smile to my face during my tough times right now 💕

[@kitty_gamer23]

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 138 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 139 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

[@Stalker_UwU_]

Keep this through the whole year my friend

[@harryrobinson6694]

Kitty_Gamer23 good one

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@woofnuggiez]

"Immediately slamming on your brakes and crawling next to the police car" So many fecking people have done that. 😂😂😂

[@jantyszkiewicz8823]

I'm so guilty of this irl. Cops please don't read this comment.

[@Earthlover2]

Can we date ? Just gimme your instagram

[@Alright_3x]

Man I love this game, brings back so much nostalgia. Thanks for playing Kevin! Watching the gameplay now, it doesn't hold up as good as I remember, but at the time this was the most amazing game. Hopefully if they make a Mafia 4, they can keep the vibe from 1 and 2.

[@todayiamlena5012]

Day 80 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, have a nice day. It would be day 129 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Feckin genius

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Legendary

[@harrabusch8461]

Yes

[@brandinski8449]

I’m the 69th person to like

[@willhall796]

Today I Am Lena he played Star Wars KOTOR after like 3 months of me suggesting it so I’m here for other people’s ideas now, I approve

[@bird9350]

The amount of hours I've spent in this game as a kid is UGE. Keep playing this, Kevo!

[@FanaticQuill250]

I actually played this game when i was 9 years old and i completed the race part in three tries and that stealth part on the mansion was the hardest for me

[@DarthDave573]

Yeah, I was about the same age and didn't have a problem with the race, probably because I played mostly racing games. As for the mansion, I actually drew a plan on a paper and tried to plan the best way in. You don't really get this with todays games.

[@FanaticQuill250]

@@DarthDave573 do you remember also the sniping mision on the church i thought i could get to keep the sniper but i dont remember if you actaully could use it after that

[@You-Neek]

After watching your 4x streams of the remake and going back to this. Really shows the progression of gaming

[@parkzm21]

wow this is the earliest ive seen one of your videos. love ya homie!

[@TheXEndlesspainX]

Kevin pale meter : 80% today

[@vasarixi8425]

Thank you Kevin so much for playing this. Mafia is my childhood game and one of my favorite ones, you with your humor and commentary are making it perfect. Thank you again. 💜

[@packardcaribien]

With how much I love this game and how many times I played it, It is hilarious to see someone so bad at it. Please keep playing this, to the end if you can. Also it gets more interesting and less derpy when you're actually a mobster, and shooting instead of driving. But it stays difficult.

[@RU--AL]

"Mafia but it's not how Mafia Works" "Kevin but it's not how Kevin Works" "Mafia Jokes but no one understands my joke" "Comments Section but I like my own comment"

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

40th millennium of asking Kevin to play mount and blade warband.

[@cookiestyleguy5886]

12:15 I think Kevin finally realizes what its like to be the victim of his hate crimes.

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

Kevin I feckin LOVED the intro to this video, and the way you edited those tiny but golden jokes! keep at it, mate!

[@mulrich]

I love that he apparently never discovered that the game has a built-in speed limiter that can be toggled on or off at will.

[@Chaz31949]

Great video, I love your videos and watch it all the time

[@eDumke87]

Kevin, thank you. Your episodes always post right after I get off work and I always look forward to unwinding while watching your videos.

[@cameronmeek9142]

Thank you I was having a bad day and this video brightened up my mood

[@TheKawaiiPandaGamer]

I just played the remastered version and Jesus Christ what a difference

[@heitorm.poggianella3364]

I'm early but I don't know what to say, so I will just say "I love your videos and watch it all the time"

[@rx500android]

OmG

[@Alkaliniti]

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[@frankwayne8480]

This game was literally my childhood, the game is built with a very decent story in the game that's somewhat confusing at first. But I shit you not, I played this game for the first time at age 5 and beat it when it came out.

[@viktorpenc9035]

Kevin, please, make more of these. This is a huge blast from the past for me and the story is great, I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

[@filipdriak4938]

6:33 That guy on the left has got some kind of a seizure

[@roboterrr]

That intro is the funniest thing in the world.

[@Iriefame]

14:30 It's a hard, old games are so much harder... - Ohhhh maaaaaaaan, you gotta play the RACING mission!

[@ZNEO3NZ]

4:38 Ugandan Knuckles is trolling you in disguise!

[@SirBadToad]

Dearest Kevin, I love your movies and I watch it all the time.

[@dragonfan8647]

Please play Overlord, Kevin, it is a fun game in which you can choose to be evil ... or really evil.

[@jbudlawrence8133]

The remastered version is amazing honestly has to be one of the best remakes of any game so far

[@Erosuorc]

Yeah man. I almost wasn’t even sure if I remembered or even played the first game because the remake was that good. I was a young kid on a computer playing mafia. After seeing a couple missions. Hearing a couple lines. Then watching a video of the original.. after getting towards the end on my ps5.. idk why but I smiled & briefly cried. A lot of cult classics need renewed with this kind of integrity & passion.

[@Its_remedy]

This is the earliest I've ever watched a video

[@aperson3718]

Kevins lookin noice as that lady 0:02

[@kingredgrave]

That's how mafia works died 4 months ago, but this is a Call Me Kevin video so I'll give it a pass.

[@huntergagnon5951]

I want to like this comment but you have 69 likes so im just going to give you one of these 👍

[@muggedbyapotato7595]

It never died

[@jackfitzgerald9619]

Kevin: What why am I going backwards I'm pushing forwards Also Kevin: *is in reverse*

[@GoEvenHarder]

2:26 to 2:42 LMAO NOW THAT WAS IMMERSIVE!

[@nikkiesona]

Day 39 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@charlesmills3625]

When he realised it's was the break light 😂😂😂

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

I LOVED this game so much, so happy to see you play this!!!!!

[@eldeefitty4473]

Lol great video Please play more of this, it's one of my favorites and there's so much more to it!

[@defaultplayer6115]

Come on Kevin!! Notice Me!! What are you? *SCARED?*

[@joshcide]

8:23 reenactment of the incident

[@asdfgghj5584]

Congratulations on your success! I love your videos and watch it all the time.

[@ChristophJayJay]

Luv when Kevin uploads at night. Cuz in the dayz lm so busy and when he uploads in the day l just have stop everything and watch him🙈😇

[@Ziffy2810]

Day 88 of asking Kevin to play Dino crisis and day 8 of asking Kevin to play Overcooked! Day 3 of telling Kevin that I'm an actual bus driver, and I've got to say, you have bus driver skillz! You'd make Jim Pickens proud!

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Day 80 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

[@todayiamlena5012]

Subject #74 Legendary legend.

[@carlomcc]

that's my guinea pig's favourite movie

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

@@jackbudi What'd ya think of the Pokémon Battle Royale?

[@jackbudi]

Subject #74 it was... Epic

[@robpiy91]

This was literally the second game I ever played. Please keep playing this! Brings back the nostalgia °;°

[@web-spectre420]

Keep playing this! It is bring back memories of my childhood

[@jvader6694]

(Level 100 mafia boss walks in)

[@ZJAM1996]

Bring Stardew back Kevin had fun watching your long chill videos

[@Nicholascoola]

This one had some gold comedy! Great vid

[@dragonfan8647]

Day 59 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

[@poppytoad911]

Can you continue this game?

[@Ghostpredator04]

Been waiting for this for ages mate

[@kingofrivia1248]

OMFG --- THE BREAK LIGHT THING IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT - Kevin i love you ; no idea how something like that can happen to a human - but thank you for sharing it

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Bore Ragnarok! That's how commenting on Kevin's videos works.