Magic Mormon Underwear

[@hopeaspire391]

It's true, I'm an Ex-Mormon and this is dead on. Never thought of it as magic underwear, love it! Haha!

[@babyboy8597]

You are beautiful.

[@carmium]

So do guys slide their, uh, hardware down what looks like a carrier sleeve?

[@WilbertLek]

Well..... it's kinda "enchanted" by "magical runes"...

[@midnitemoon1153]

Why are you so pretty and also these garments are weird

[@sasquatchdonut2674]

Apparently, it’s super offensive to Mormons. Honestly, I think the name is hilarious

[@KitsunenoHibi]

I grew up a Mormon (I've since left the church wholeheartedly) and remember seeing my parents wear their garments. I thought they were weird, ugly, and creepy, and when I was told it was church underwear, I was horrified and dreaded growing up and having to wear them.

[@rockbeauty3439]

Kitsune Aitsuki You could always change religions. I grew up a Baptist now I'm a Satanist. (Given the unfortunate name, it's not a religion that worships Satan.)

[@theoffchannel2054]

@@rockbeauty3439 though if you want to worship me, I won't mind.

[@rockbeauty3439]

@@theoffchannel2054 lol

[@sandbar3000]

Did you need to wear them upon turning 18. 21 or after getting married?

[@geraintwd]

@@rockbeauty3439 changing religions isn't as simple as changing underwear, and that's assuming that you can even find one that aligns with your existing world view. Actually, Satanism is probably the closest match for my own personal philosophy, but I don't consider myself a Satanist, just an atheist.

[@danthadon87]

Magical underpants also reject the odors of evil farts. Get yours today for 19.99, call in the next 30 seconds and get a second pair of magical underpants free!

[@Benit0C4mel4]

ProPaleo I wonder if magic underwear protects user from dangerous wet farts

[@danthadon87]

It sure does, it absorbs it through a new patented mormon teleporting technology that sends it to the planet KOLOB, never to be seen again! And if you jizz in your pants not to worry the color was carefully selected to hide those stains as well!

[@Benit0C4mel4]

ooohhhh, no more skidmarks!!?? I want it, I want it badly

[@skeptikiker]

Does that price include shipping and handling?

[@johnlee1352]

skeptikiker Why don't you tell us what you believe as a matter of faith? Do you have faith in something? Jesus? God? Afterlife? I only ask because If you tell me, I'll mock your faith the way you do the Mormons. I won't have to go clear into the 19th century for material like you do. C'mon...give me a chance. Stick your head up just a little!

[@eutahbear1952]

NOTHING is funnier than to be in the gym locker room with a bunch of old Mormon men and see magic underwear with skid marks.

[@Nigel_Gardiner]

​@elizabethnasekapow7351you misspelled "hilarious"

[@samuelschick8813]

@@Nigel_Gardiner, Those skid marks represent the holy bull shit these people believe.

[@Nigel_Gardiner]

@@samuelschick8813 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikurino3936]

Geez, that's the ugliest underwear I've ever seen.

[@WilbertLek]

It is.

[@rachelmarieLMT]

My grandparents are Mormon and their garments had slits in the crotch so that they could go to the bathroom without removing their magic underwear. So weird!

[@alexanderjovanovic8810]

That is a lie. Shame on you Rachel.

[@chickasawstarrmountain9747]

Old lady girdles were crotchless

[@wetporkchops420]

Lol what if they had it hemmed and didn't desecrate the garments by doing so. I'm sure ocp is telling the truth.

[@riparianlife97701]

Once an adult believes an invisible man is in charge of everything, there's no more crazy left to be.

[@sumguuy]

Ever thought of why we could choose?

[@Daidek]

Earl Jared Banaga Indoctrinated

[@godzillavkk]

The last invisible man I "saw" was named Adrian Griffin.

[@MyMontana52]

I guess you don’t believe in the wind since you can’t see it. 🤔😲

[@riparianlife97701]

@@MyMontana52 "If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." - Jesus (Matt 21:22) Please demonstrate.

[@russg1801]

Glad it comes in '2 piece' - that'll make it easier to take a Magic Dump on the Magic Book of Mormon!

[@bumscrambler3817]

This is like watching those videos in science class except all about religion, and I love it.

[@IHaveNoNumber]

I'm a Mormon, can't stop laughing at the "its magic baby" bit.

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

No matching magic socks??

[@mrcurly1147]

And what about a magic hat, one like his popeness wears that deflects logic and reason?

[@mmpoggs2033]

the only abuse you can do with your feet is to kick the children

[@kateym7836]

Yes there are white socks and shoes

[@cliftongaither6642]

HAHAHA 😂😂

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Can a Mormon let a marksman shoot at them so the abilities of the magic underwear can be tested?

[@Squiglypig]

"What does God need with a starship?" - Captain James T. Kirk, 150 years from now.

[@tommacari4103]

Yeah when I was a missionary, we never tried to trick someone with some clever group of scriptures, etc. we always simply shared how living the principles of the church has been a positive force in our lives and invited them to read and pray about the Book of Mormon (and Bible too) for themselves. If any of you ever see a missionary, they would LOVE to be pestered, it would be a nice change from all the slammed doors in their faces :)

[@VisualGourmet]

In Austria we have a LARP club called "The Linsar Guards". Members get a red and black striped tabard to show their membership. But the best thing is: If no other armor is worn except for this tabard, the tabard counts as armor with 2 hit points, therefore giving the wearer an unfair advatage just because he's a member of the right club. The worst thing is that this double-standard house rule is actually recognized throughout Austria... *how did that obnoxious cheaters get that through, goddammit?!?*

[@VisualGourmet]

Of course they're picked on by nearly every non-member of the "Linsar Guard". Once I witnessed a Linsar guard trying to cook a raw chicken over the campfire by laying a brick in the embers and the chicken on top of it. After a day that thing was still raw inside. It's a pretty common joke in eastern Austria that Linsar guards get a brick as reward for signing up and if they're promoted they maybe earn a pointy stick.

[@KevinKrumwiede]

+VisualGourmet Even LARPers gotta make fun of somebody.

[@Pwhisperer]

These videos are hilarious and accurately point out the silliness of religious fanaticism and idiotic belief systems. The fact that anyone follows these kind of beliefs is amazing to me. I find it difficult to grasp that anyone with any sense or intelligence at all believes in all that religion tells them they must do to remain in an imaginary deity's good graces.

[@MrLVCO]

***** If you are attempting to describe the big bang theory, I can tell you that not all atheist believe it. An atheist is a person who doesn't believe in God and you don't have to believe in the big bang theory to be an atheist. As an atheist I can tell you that I don't know how the universe came into existence. I think that it is better to admit what you don't know instead of making up stories.

[@dedale2610]

***** I confirm what Hobal Grajeda said. You don't know the first thing about atheism : its definition.

[@susiex6669]

How is it religious fanaticism for them to wear certain garments? Their life, their choice. They arent hurting anybody by their actions so I dont see why people who are not Mormon care. This is no different than Jewish men with their skullcaps or Sikhs with their turbans, etc... What ever people chose to wear as uniform, Goths with their black clothes or Mormons and their underwear, to each their own. As long as they are being decent members of society and not breaking the law, I dont care. The only people who see cause to make fun and insult are the intolerant amongst us who are closer to fanaticism than the average religious person.

[@joedent3323]

Religion gives people who need it a reason to live. You need to have something to live for. Suicide being the only other option in the face of an ultimately pointless existence for those with nothing to live for. I live for making money. Some people need Religion. They are needy for Religion. And I am needy for money. It's a sane answer to an insane and pointless existence.

[@kalmialow1272]

This is really old by now but I’d like to remind you that with the correct manipulation you can break down critical thinking skills and push ANY belief system. I hope by now you have a better understanding of people unfortunate enough to be born into it or tricked into it, because it really has nothing to do with intelligence. Just know that I don’t mean any harm!

[@liberosveritas]

I was raised mormon -- my family is still active -- consequently I know a significant amount of "secret" mormon practices. This video is accurate with only one real error that I noticed: the attention paid to the mormon belief that the garments protect you physically. There are probably some who believe that, but it is not official doctrine, and no mormon I know would ever take that seriously.

[@NicksMagicstorytime]

I love the Mormons. They are a more recent example of how a cult, with their own "holy text" can grow into a religion where even the most ridiculous things can be believe by its followers. Less modern/quirky than scientology. All one has to do if they deny Mormonism is extrapolate the founding of Mormonism by Joseph Smith to such figures as Paul the Apostle and Muhammed. They are all made up by men, and if there is one that is true, the god behind that story has done such a poor job of making his story have better evidence than the others. Is it the act of an all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving, just god to have many religions come about by the hands of men, but punish us eternally for not somehow picking the right one, especially when children are indoctrinated in the faith of their parents? No. They are all made up by men. That's the only logical conclusion. Thanks Mormons!

[@angelainamarie9656]

I grew up in SLC, but my family were ex-mormon. So, when I read the origin story of the religion, I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. It's one silly, jackass religion. That I have to tolerate people like this visiting my life for its moral correctness is fucking insulting.

[@cannonkunde7019]

@@angelainamarie9656 Similar story for all religions. The funny thing is, thr mormons consistantly churn out good people, and most athiests i know just look for any opporotunity to attack others, especially on their religions.

[@groovivi]

You are absolutely right ! Mormonism is a fascinating case study of the birth and spread of a new religion in recent times. As you stated, one does not have to go back millennia before as with judaism, Xianity or islam, with mormons the phenomenon is happening right before our eyes.

[@Ersa1a]

Windigo, I'm right there with you. I left the Moron church in 1980 at age 15 when I was big enough to tell my mother I wasn't going and she couldn't drag me there any more. She made one final attempt at having the Bishop's counselor, a uniformed Utah Highway Patrol officer force me to go. I lost friends, I was persona non grata in the Provo, Utah West Center area, and a couple of friends who did stick by me were told I was bound to "outer darkness" by their parents. The church is vile and evil.

[@TheGryxter]

Ersa!a What a horrible thing to do to a person. Sounds a lot like how Lepers were treated back in the 1800's. And these people are supposed to be saintly?

[@cly2fan]

Do you think someone has the right to tell me that raising my kids in the comfort of the church is wrong and that I am doing them harm by doing so? When you become a parent you will understand

[@thesquirrelisking]

I lol'd so hard I nearly shat myself! You are comedy gold!

[@pamkalka3767]

Had to wear a Catholic school uniform for 9 long years. I honestly think my uniform skirt was magic .....I would get offered rides by total strangers when I had it on. That magic skirt helped me sell 200 boxes of candy in one day!

[@eugenebae]

creepy.....

[@Switzerland_rules379]

I remember that

[@Switzerland_rules379]

I thought that my school sweater was armor

[@hollyknapp31]

As a former Mormon turned atheist, let me offer a defense. The garments are a big part of Mormon culture and so to them it seems normal, the same as it seems normal for the majority of Americans to wear jeans and a t-shirt, but not a sari. A lot of people's culture seems nutty when you take a few steps back. Also many people don't actually believe their garments offer protection from bodily harm. They are simply a sign of their covenants. Most any exclusive group will have signs like this, something the 'members' do to demonstrate their belonging and status. I'm not saying I am a fan of the custom or that I think it's rational when all is said and done, but this calls for some perspective.

[@IExposeMormonism]

but when non Mormons wear a T shirt and blue jeans it's not part of a sacred ritual and embued with all those oaths, like "to avenge the blood of the prophets on this people and nation".....

[@TheBrothergreen]

***** speak for yourself

[@IExposeMormonism]

***** You are obviously a young milk Mormon and are unaware that for over 160 years all Mormons swore to avenge the blood of the prophets on this nation and people. And that you made ritual behavior and vows to have your throat slit, guts ripped out and tongue torn from your mouth for speaking of the lie called Mormon. In 1990 this was secretly concealed and changed because so many Mormons were whining about the violence. But from the beginning it was not so.

[@IExposeMormonism]

***** wow was my response when I was introduced to Mormonism by reading abiout The Mountain Meadows Massacre. And more wow's when I began investigating Mormonism

[@TheBrothergreen]

You are so wrong. The reason that they changed the oaths is the same reason they change ecerything else, and has nothing to do with their flock whining about the violence. The leaders of the mormon church don't give a darn about what really happened, what god did or didn't reveal to j. Smith, or any of the other stupid beliefs in the mormon religion, the only thing they care about is maximizing the profit and their general appeal is just another way to increase revenues.

[@2ndltsteen439]

RELIGION :re-li.gion [ri-lij-uhn] 1.(NOUN) A mental disorder which makes the victim believe that they have imaginary friends that created the universe,are everywhere at once and are all powerfull.victims also suffer from blind rage when the existence of said imaginary friends is questioned.

[@2ndltsteen439]

***** I'm not interested in your "explanations" from a ill written mishmash story book,,.. religion is flawed...

[@DallinBarton]

2NDLTSTEEN I like how you say "ill written" and you've probably never even studied it. How would you know? I've studied the LDS faith and The Book of Mormon for 18 years and I've never found anything "ill written" or flawed. Look into things before you take an opinion on them.

[@2ndltsteen439]

***** Next I guess you going to tell you believe in Creationism as well. and Yes I have studied and read the the fairy tail called the bible and I have also read that junk you call b,o,m (now in 3 ply),,, perfect for warren jeffs and co

[@2NDLTSTEEN]

***** Ahh, you poor mislead person .. you just proves my point Little Red Riding Hood is more plausible,,,,,,

[@DallinBarton]

By that he means the story of Little Red Riding Hood is more plausible than him humbling himself enough to lose the pride blinding himself from the truth.

[@damendarkwolf]

it's actually made out of mithril but ssshhhh don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

[@Questron71]

of COURSE the SURVIVORS thank god / their unmentionables for being miraculously saved from certain death in accidents and natural disasters.... how would those that did NOT survive say anything pro or contra their "armor of god"...?

[@uwvadertje]

ha good thinking on that one

[@misskia22]

Never heard of this. I look forward to meeting a Mormon now...I'll definitely be inquiring about these!!! 🤗

[@tracienielson7183]

You will only make yourself look foolish and uneducated. The garments are simply a reminder of who we are and what we believe. It's much like the yamaka (sp?) and eating kosher or halal. There is nothing "magic". That is just anti-LDS propoganda. It's also horribly offensive.

[@angielizama9962]

Thankyou for making more people know about the mormons , god bless you

[@williambranch7970]

... You do realize this video was satire and subtly bashing mormons for their belief in 'magic underwear', right?

[@tracienielson7183]

And what do you think you gained? How did this improve your lilfe? If you want to know about the LDS church, why wouldn't you ask an LDS member, instead of an athiest? Do you not trust us to tell you what we believe? Or do you think non-members know us better than we know ourselves?

[@BurtHoleO]

OK man, that's it! You now owe me laundry! I've literally pissed myself laughing!

[@geraintwd]

The Mormons would be happy to provide you with some clean underwear...

[@hairmonster12]

May God grant us strength in the navel, that our belly button may be robust with righteousness!

[@Radehx]

"Used to protect against temptation and evil!" Yeah, 'cause wearing that, there's a 0% chance you'll get laid! My GF would laugh for 10min straight and then tell me to go to sleep if I wore that :D

[@lambdamoth]

Obviously it doesn't protect you from physical damage, it increases your resistance to magic damage.

[@lennysmileyface]

Hmm don't the Freemasons have a square and compass as their symbol?

[@derman1907]

Joseph Smith lifted a lot of symbols and rituals from the Freemasons, considering that he was a Freemason himself.

[@getsumization]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yep he's a Freemason and they worship Lucifer

[@newbris]

@@derman1907 yes and lifted many other aspects of his religion from existing things. Right little plagiarist he was.

[@lindalds]

I've heard a lot of stories of garments protecting people. But since it's always a case of she said that he said that she said that she said that he said, And there are never any names given of people supposedly involved, I just chalk it up to urban legends.

[@Bezanie]

Aw man! This argument is hilarious! It's like watching a sitcom!

[@Biscuits898989]

Yamakas are part of the military too! AR 670-1 1-7b discusses exceptions based on religious standards. (2) Soldiers may wear religious headgear while in uniform if the headgear meets the following criteria. (a) It must be subdued in color (black, brown, green, dark or navy blue, or a combination of these colors). (b) It must be of a style and size that can be completely covered by standard military headgear, and it cannot interfere with the proper wear or functioning of protective clothing or equipment. (c) The headgear cannot bear any writing, symbols, or pictures. (d) Personnel will not wear religious headgear in place of military headgear when military headgear is required (outdoors, or indoors when required for duties or ceremonies).

[@MrPartyWaffle]

Wow! It's like my lucky sock or my magic condom!!!

[@starbabi7]

Most traditional religions have unusual practices

[@wildwunzmachineproductions6131]

"Its Magic Baby!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@generalviewer8347]

mormons: it's not secret it'sacred me: it's not mormonic it's moronic

[@danielmeaney2308]

honestly its right up there with the tin foil hats, everyone says its crazy but you wont convince the wearers of it so we leave them be if it makes them feel better, let them wear it. who knows maybe the foil does work and those hobos are gonna hit it big!

[@DoubleUDude]

The most asexual underwear you can get in the universe lol! Not available at Victoria's Secret. :-)

[@2326038]

Yep.

[@secularfusion9615]

The only reason Mormons are allowed to Wear these 'Magic Underwear', and not outsiders is because once the Mormonism world server installed the 'Joseph Smith' expansion, all Mormon priests were instantly bumped to lvl 90 via the 'Refer A Friend' program, and the Underwear were a pre-order only item, that were given out in a limited quantity, so there are only so many pairs out there. As such, every pair must be handed down from Mormon to Mormom. The only other way to obtain a pair, is by creating a lvl 1 Mormon toon and then defeating a Mormon priest whom has died and obtained 'Godhood', in an arena and looting it off their corpse. Thus, the Orange 'Artifact' tag that says 'Machine Wash Warm - Do Not Tumble Dry'. If anyone is wondering, the stats are: +15STR (Super Trampoline Retardation), +15AGI (Always Gargamel Insanity), +20INT (Inside Nantucket Tamponstring), +50HP (Heretic Pedophelia), +50MP (Mormon Polygamy), +150STA (Sometimes Troublesome Alligators). Unfortunately, the Magical Garments are not dyeable, unless of course, you don;t make it to the outhouse in time, in wich case skid marks *DO NOT* come out in the wash. Please have your Mormom membership credit card handy when ordering the 'Arena' sub-expansion. Batteries not included.

[@secularfusion9615]

***** *I* need to get out more? Lol i am not the one wearing magical underwear...=) Actually lol i posted this from the middle of a local park....

[@JoeKaye-hn5dt]

Go to a Target store in St George. I bought a pair there.

[@russg1801]

Better not be "shitting me" in your Magic Underwear!

[@rosewhite---]

LOL Compass and square aka Freemason sign.

[@namepolanco5057]

you gotta be $h!tt1Ng# me ! lmfao this literally had me in tears .... this can't be real, people believe this crap wtf? thanks for the laughs, great vid.

[@itsalltheory]

+name Polanco As the saying goes - small things amuse small minds. Nonetheless, the practice, as described, seems rather strange.

[@theflyingotis3797]

i love the bat shit crazy morman i.d. Hahaha hahaha thats damn hilarious!!!!

[@modestoca25]

yeah and the Latter Linens store name

[@BillyBob-cx5vi]

OtisBomb yeah, but you have to take a "temple recommendation" test if you even want to get it. Silly stuff.

[@cly2fan]

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

[@Chadgua]

I agree it's a bit strange, but mormons mostly keep to themselves. I say, let them do what they want and leave them alone, lol.

[@0namehere]

Plus, I'm pretty sure there are many who don't _literally_ believe in its powers as such. It can be purely symbolic, right? This channel is called "The _Thinking_ Atheist", but "thinking" must not mean that of the critical variety. This video just seemed like a childish taunt to drum up views.

[@carmium]

{name here} If it was only underwear, it might be different, but the story of the creation of Mormon by Joseph Smith is so laughably absurd that it calls into question the common sense of anyone claiming to buy into their nonsensical beliefs.

[@0namehere]

carmium That's subjective and arrogant. You can make fun of Mormons, but putting it under a label like "TheThinkingAtheist" is disingenuous. This entire channel, by the looks of it, is just a giant circlejerk to make atheists (non-Mormons in general even) that fall under the lowest common denominator feel good.

[@0namehere]

Drake Iverson Yeah, and that's another issue. Another issue that sounds interesting. Another issue that perhaps a channel that bills itself as "the _THINKING_ atheist" should discuss rationally.

[@Forrestwilliam]

Drake Iverson Agreed. Leave no religion unquestioned and alone

[@noah9942.]

I am a Mormon. Just to clear things up here... the magic is purely symbolic, no different than Catholics wearing necklaces with a cross. our main goal in life is to become a better person. To mature mentally and spiritually. To be nice to others in all situations. if you have any more questions (I may not know all the answers but I will try) feel free to ask. I'll try to remember to come back and answer. and please, no replies of hate in any form. Thanks

[@nunyerbidness6417]

Ya right, the usual momo claptrap. "Children, this is black and this is white. One is wrong and one is right, One is good and one is evil. If any of you have doubts you can submit your questions to the wardhouse bishop after I'm done witnessing. And be nice or no ice cream for you." So where did Joe Smith get that compass and square thing?

[@AbominableHuman]

You are an idiot, Noah. I say this because I care. Only people who care would try to save you from this cult. It's all wrong, Noah. Escape.

[@IanHulett]

***** Can't you see that he cannot leave the cult? He has to build a time machine, to go back in time 4,800 years ago and then build an Ark to save all the animals from the magic flood or we'll all die!!!

[@cblrdydan]

Did you know that you don't have to follow a ridiculous story in order to mature mentally and spiritually? Nor do you have to belong to an extremely wealthy cult.

[@HelenEk7]

But if you are not sealed to someone, not even the sacred undergaments (or even Jesus) can help you spend the afterlife with God the father....

[@SCNewbCaster]

I love how the people who claim to be tolerant and understanding will go about mocking and discriminating those who have deep personal beliefs. Its hypocrisy at its finest.

[@newbris]

I love how those who how huge power in their communities to control people complain about persecution when people expose their ridiculousness.

[@rogermwilcox]

Mormon Temple Garments also serve another function: You're not allowed to leave even a thread of them showing in public. This means whatever clothes you wear MUST be at least long enough to completely cover them. It's a way to enforce "modesty" within the congregation.

[@MrAdrianaangel]

For Valentines Day there is the Yummie, made out of licorice, the Tempter, made out if saran wrap, the Challenge, made out of burlap, and the Quickie, made out of tissue paper.

[@mrdarkhalo666]

You gotta be sh!tin' me, indeed. 😅👙

[@robertcorbell1006]

Reminds me of kacchera, Sikh underwear. This and hair never once cut mark their devotion to Waheguru, the spirit of God. Though I am not Sikh and don't believe that, it is a very interesting parallel among many others.

[@sidstovell2177]

It's interesting to see Sikh cops in the UK. I like the look.

[@robertcorbell1006]

@@sidstovell2177 There's a lot about Sikhs and Mormons both that I respect. Clean living, a devotion to family, and a belief in being a hard worker all go a long way in demonstrating their strength of character. Morality, values, and general goodness should be something everyone should strive for. Regardless of religion, race, or anything else.

[@MarkovianMan]

If only Wonder Woman knew that wearing Magic Mormon Underwear could deflect bullets... she wouldn't need her bracelets! (her costume would look very bland, though...)

[@Forensource]

So they have a religious belief, big deal. Some folks wear a cross or yarmulke. I am an athiest, so it seems silly to me-but not a big deal.

[@Forensource]

Mike Dunn Again, not really. A Christian prez could launch all the missles, then pray to Jesus for eternal salvation-which he clearly deserves.

[@walterwhite7092]

you are full of shit. No atheist puts up with this crap.

[@Forensource]

Walter White You are not full of shit, but your non-magic underwear is. LDSers serve one good purpose.

[@walterwhite7092]

Forensource When I feel full of shit, I squeeze a mormon out. Good purpose .. to fill the pockets of the LDS church ? To provide a legion of idiots to do LDS' bidding for more idiots ?

[@ronnicolas9309]

Silly, but not any more so than speaking in tounges, faith healing, or drinking wine flavored blood.

[@louistournas120]

ElveeKaye Also throw in there some UFO, ghost hunting, homeopathy, praying the gay away, levitating by meditation, mind reading, astrology , telekinetics, rain dance, ghost dance, water dousing (dowsing?).

[@Boltbox01]

Just one thing, its not that the garments are secret, they are sacred. Its a special thing you talk to god about. Why would you go and talk to people about that? Instead of poking fun on the internet, go into a church and ask questions. You will get an answer or you will find somebody that will go look for an answer for you. Lose the hate in you heart and go pick a fight with someone who will fight back. :D

[@filipferencak2717]

*Just one thing, its not that the garments are secret, they are sacred. Its a special thing you talk to god about.* - Look, I'm sorry, I know this is an old comment and I'm really trying not to offend you, but if you genuinely believe you're talking to a higher power about your underwear there's something seriously wrong with you.

[@roychefets2905]

Boltbox01...Mormons are ASKING to be ridiculed because of their insane beliefs.

[@sheistranquil2913]

Roy Chefets its actually not that insane if you took the time to learn. Instead of being ignorant and thinking you know everything we believe in based on the internet your wrong...ask one of us

[@patbrennan6572]

I don't pick on just one crazy religion , in my book the whole barrel of apples is rotten and batshit crazy.

[@alwayscatholicknight7920]

wow all magic hog wash

[@Forbes780]

no sh#t

[@alwayscatholicknight7920]

nice talk is that what is in ur brain and upur ass

[@bumscrambler3817]

Ooh...burn?

[@WilbertLek]

@@alwayscatholicknight7920 "wow all magic hog wash" Either you are a really good or a really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad troll.....

[@WilbertLek]

This post should learn us all why you shouldn't just like a post JUST BECAUSE it says something "nice". This one REEKS of hypocrisy and lack of self awareness. The OP is not even a troll...

[@goofygoober477]

it is very insulting to hear this making fun of us is not fixing anything and we aren't secretive and by that way we recently released a video talking all about the garments we wear and the reason only members can buy them is because we don't want nonmembers or people that hate us buy them and tear them apart or burn them and get your facts straight before you go ranting about us and our beliefs it's mean and hateful and disrespectful to us.

[@Xnerdz1]

Making fun of stupid beliefs is not the same as making fun of people. Mormonism and all its costume is absolutely ridiculous and deserves mockery.

[@goofygoober477]

***** we don't make fun of other people and their beliefs so why make fun of ours

[@Xnerdz1]

Taylor Gardner You should never make fun of people, only make fun of stupid beliefs.

[@goofygoober477]

***** what is the difference religion is a part of people so you actually are making fun of people

[@Xnerdz1]

Taylor Gardner That is asinine. They just say that to avoid facing scrutiny because they are afraid their fundamental beliefs will be scattered to the ground. Well let me tell you something, stupid beliefs deserves mockery, *not* respect. If we cannot make fun of unsound beliefs anymore just some because people would get "offended" by it, we can say goodbye to free-speech. That's how comics got banned in certain countries, that's how journals got censored. That's how our fundamental liberties to speak up against the ridicule disappears.

[@xolclint]

The parallels between mormonism & Islam are incredible. Prophets, visions, books, new religions, belief about Jesus, special clothing........Check it out.

[@pappajohndodgybob]

The difference is one is a total lunatic believing in nonsense, whilst the other..... Oh wait you're right - My bad ;-)

[@hegelbot]

pappa john ...is Mormonism. (Joke successfully completed, for greatest impact)

[@robertallison107]

Johanon Zimmerman True enough. There are many good resources to illustrate this point.

[@G212-j5n]

A great reminder to be a better person. It seems silly to make fun of it.

[@WilbertLek]

Well, you have one upside..... nobody can accuse you of having a sense of humor..... 🤗 I had to edit to find the right emoji...

[@sbuckhave]

Mormons (at least myself and the ones I know) don't believe that garments can protect one from physical harm. It's a very sacred and spiritual thing, and that's why it's not discussed. It's not a "secret" it's just sacred. It's something very special and sacred to us and that's why it's not publicized, and I after reading the comments I understand why these things aren't discussed in public.

[@Zezv2]

My family wears that. I kind of keep quiet now, after trying to question the 'family sealing' where they seal your family for all eternity. Minus the fact we should get our own planet or something, they forced me in anyways. I couldn't go into most the temple mind you, only for the end. But, they let me swim in a pool with a bunch of golden oxen holding it while having dead peoples names read off to me. Same with my own siblings weddings, i got to sit in a waiting room, then finally go into a room where they were dressed like African shamans, praying over a couch cushion. To go to the temple they enforce 10% of all income to build/ maintain, they have a guy dressed in white who checks your temple recommends (a true honor, given only after an interrogation into your private life) then lets you in, or sends you to the waiting room. Oh you have to be 18+ too, bc god hates kids? So any family activities they teach are so important are banned to even the most fanatic, if they aren't 18. My grandma was also kicked out of the services. 100% true story. I swear there's a commandment about using sculptures as religious icons... Maybe joseph smith disagreed?

[@sidstovell2177]

I live in a city, in a poor state, in a poor country. One of the first sights I saw, on a bus ride, was a huge golden Moroni (such a strange name) blowing his trumpet. The Mormon missionaries have done a good job here.

[@InformationIsTheEdge]

See kids? This is what happens when you first think, magic is a plausible answer to anything. What's next? Magic tooth paste?

[@averyantitory4626]

I bought one a few weeks ago from Lidl as was on offer next to the 4-pack Cross & Blackwell baked beans. Must say, I've had no problems whatsoever to date and seriously considering buying another and inviting the Mormons in next time they come round, to hear a bit more.

[@TheRudydog1]

Mormon underware has saved countless lives over the years. Any emergency room doctor will tell you this.

[@BurtHoleO]

The fact that you replied at all says "YES".

[@Bezanie]

ROFL!!!! I don't know where you get your ideas! It's priceless!!!

[@ladanodion2826]

This has to be some sort of joke, I mean COME ON, it's UNDERWEAR!! This is just embarrassing

[@clif26]

and they're also bullet proof.

[@douglasfrazier2856]

not worse than prostrating oneself five times a day, or flagellating oneself - probably a lot cooler than the standard whalebone corsets of the time, too

[@crosshairprofessional]

I'm catholic and this makes me laugh my ass off.. Holy S**T!!

[@MarkDouglasNagy]

I was raised as a Mormon, and when I was a kid my parents had me perform the ritual burning of some special part of their temple garments, which was first cut into roughly 1/2" squares. They never told me what part of the garments it was, or exactly why it should be burned, or why the burning should be performed by the kids of the garments' wearers.

[@cooperrichards2434]

People always say magic under where as if it’s supposed to be an insult. But it’s literally just mostly metaphorical plus the car wrecks are just rumors and gossip

[@maypoolqueen9265]

We dont believe in Science, We believe in Talking Snake & Donkey and Magic Underwear Absurdity at Maximum Level LOL

[@Icemario87]

Everyone's articles of faith become "symbolic" to survive the harsh scrutiny of an informed and reasonable skeptic.

[@eleazarlara3672]

A Mormon got hit by a car, flew up in the air, and fell on the hard ground... Not a scratch! No broken bones! Nothing! True story cuz I know her...

[@arakseepoom5784]

I wish I had magic underwear. I wouldn't need to run it through the washing machine once a week.

[@danieljohnseppings9044]

Daniel Seppings says “the Bible is not complete without the Book of Mormon according to Ezekiel chapter 37 verses 16-28”

[@mainman7814]

Magic underwear also saves from Radiation fallout...they should have done that in Chernobyl and Fukushima!

[@cly2fan]

It was my aunt. My aunt was the only one in my family who cared about me i was abused growing up by my mom and dad. so no she would NEVER deceive me

[@levelofbadass]

In HellMOO Mormon underwear is one of the best ways to protect yourself from radiation!

[@cly2fan]

Well at least my name doesn't say Special Ed I have more creditability than you

[@skeeveskeeve]

I am an atheist so take this with a grain of salt but, Mormons are some of the nicest people I've ever met.

[@slapshot6163]

The next time I meet a Mormon I’m going to ask them if I can see there underwear.

[@brennalacecrow]

Well.... my Aunt's 'magic underwear' didn't protect her from my fist, when she pissed me off.

[@Plusimurfriend]

where do you make the connection there. may i humbly ask.

[@l3ete1geuse]

Former Mormon here, or Formon. This video is completely accurate. Good job by Seth and whoever helped him with his research.

[@h4724-q6j]

l3ete1geuse So you can talk about this shit?

[@l3ete1geuse]

I'm not a Mormon anymore so yeah.

[@magajelly]

They make you think it's bleached cotton, but in reality, that is straight up mithril! :D

[@cly2fan]

Yes I do have reasons for KNOWING my Church is true. My parents are not members of the Mormon Church I became a member after I got married. When I was 15 my beloved Aunt passed away due to a massive stroke and at 19 years old about a month after my wedding she came to me in a dream and told me that I need to investigate the LDS Church for which she wasn't a member either so I did a few weeks later I prayed to the Lord who told me......

[@robynberd100]

I would encourage you to read a book titled “Unveiled Grace” by Lynn K. Wilder. It gives a detailed account of Mormon beliefs, comparing them with the Bible - both the Old and New Testament. It is wonderful!

[@zachhololo8464]

You could find these types of things in all religion. It's symbolic they don't actually think it will block bullets. Its kind of like a cross, it's supposed to bring good luck. One more thing not all Mormons wear them, it is optional to buy when you become an adult. (Just Sayin)

[@jewels24k]

Nowadays, you could wear this underwear to the nightclubs..... and still be more dressed than most other people.

[@MrKnarris]

Does it have washing specifications - or is it self cleaning?

[@cly2fan]

I am a Mormon and I'm not forcing anyone to believe what I believe but when someone tells me what answer I RECEIVED when I prayed and how to raise my kids, then I get pissed because none of you know me so you don't have the right to give me your thoughts or opinions on these subjects. Does that make sense?

[@DovahKanye]

I think it's fair to say the the early years of Formula One definitely disprove that Cotton clothing cannot protect you.

[@JamesW225]

Where can i pick up some magic masonic shorts? Dio i have to show a membership card or anything? I hear they are quite majic and just could use some goid luck.

[@cly2fan]

We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law. We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul-We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.