Magneto defeated by wooden gun

excerpt from Fantastic Four: The Menace of Magneto
Marvel Comics Timeline:
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[@dc5330]

There was nothing Magneto could have done differently here. Writers thought of every possible angle

[@MichaelAChristian1]

Yes this is what Mcu needs.

[@youdontneedtoknow7548]

Perhaps use the metal on his outfit?

[@Holy-Crusader]

​@@MichaelAChristian1it would probably be better though

[@STie95]

Literally! Magneto is an old man hopped up on his own farts, coddled by his magnetic powers. What he experienced was an ontological shock, a trauma. Magneto realized that his own hype was all just hot air, having been defeated by a children's trick, so he's basically reduced to a babbling moron. "A wooden gun... he tricked me with a wooden gun! A wooden gun!" It's difficult to put into words the level of violent decentering that Magneto must have experienced here.

[@aeghohloechu5022]

"There is nothing we can do"

[@illgo6768]

Magneto was so traumatized by the fake wooden gun that he didn’t even notice the shitload of metal in front of him when the police arrived

[@ivanlozoya6935]

Oh shi

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Shut

[@casual-goy8811]

It's wooden cars

[@consumerjtc5835]

Wooden policemen

[@the28thnoob]

@@consumerjtc5835 wooden world

[@Thomas1238fedor]

10 years later, in a jail cell: Magneto: "Waaaaaaaait a minute!"

[@spiffygonzales5160]

"I forgot to thank him for telling me!"

[@sauce8277]

@@spiffygonzales5160 🤔😄

[@Benshavit493]

Must be a wooden prison

[@cornsandbeans]

​@@Benshavit493LMFAO

[@maxrichards5925]

Lol

[@jergarmar]

I appreciate that this is pure kid logic. "He got arrested, obviously nothing he can do now!"

[@vullord666]

It has such "swiper no swiping" energy

[@jamesgeorge4874]

​@@vullord666*awwwww man* !!!!

[@kentinson1670]

"The police are here, you go to jail, then you break out. Those are the rules!" - Mr. Fantastic

[@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg]

He was so mentally distraught and physiologically damaged that he didn't notice he was put in a car.

[@randyneves9701]

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂

[@kingcrimson1916]

Could've been a wooden car

[@inspector5122]

And everyone went for ice cream while Magneto cried in shame inside his cell.

[@shrekonion8307]

@@inspector5122 and then he escapes by bending the bars with his metal powers

[@inspector5122]

@@shrekonion8307 what if it was a wooden cell?

[@weppii]

Magneto after one failed attempt: *Guess I'll die now*

[@freddyvidz]

Vanity...

[@xMunkiix]

Same

[@ykucb]

Sounds like me

[@destroyerblackdragon]

He did try a couple more times but it's dumb that he just assumed he had lost his powers. Even Brett Ratner didn't make him this dtupid.

[@davidkim9898]

Hahahaha!

[@thepartydontstoptilliwalkin]

The dialogue was equally wooden.

[@KelBShobra]

The animation too

[@theworst9593]

I know people bring up that Magneto could've just used his powers to just escape the metal cars and handcuffs, but I've come to like the idea that he was just so ashamed of himself for falling for such an obvious and banal ruse that he just checked out.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

That's what I was thinking too. I mean he did go through a lot of bullshit in the span of a few seconds. Guy wanted to sleep it off first and get revenge later. If he struck again this would happen. *Mr. Fantastic:* How did you escape. *Magneto:* I just needed to rest, I been through a lot. A wooden gun? You, Reed Richards, a master in all things Scientific and a god among insects with your powers alone, defeated me with a wooden GUN!? I'll admit that was clever, but I am gonna make sure you suffer greatly for this. Wolverine's claws were a back scratcher compared to that. *Mr. Fantastic:* But you're forgetting one thing. I knew you would return so I converted all my tech into plastic based hardware. *Magneto:* Plastic? Oh for the love of- 🚔🚓🚔🚓🚔🚔🚓 *Magneto:* That's it, I'm declaring myself insane take me to an asylum.

[@Acidfrog475]

Or maybe the handcuffs and car are also made of wood /j

[@piotrr01]

@@Acidfrog475 Flintstone typa car, police finna yabadoo his ass to prison

[@Haytem.]

Great writers are the ones that make the fans fill up any plot hole in the story, beyond just suspension of disbelief.

[@----x-----]

bro just took the L

[@Your_mom734]

“Man triggers Holocaust survivor’s dementia with a toy gun “

[@hjonkhjonk2471]

wow mr.fantastic is such a horrible person

[@Mike14264]

That's not very fantastic of his part.

[@digidrveKJ]

@@hjonkhjonk2471 you probably don't even know how bad Reed really is in the comics

[@sexysaurusrex548]

Holy shit

[@danitankmen8213]

@@digidrveKJ how bad is he

[@savestate6360]

*proceeds to take him away in a metal car* Magneto: Wooden Gun

[@pixelgood3258]

Yeah so realistic

[@FruxMoonDragon]

Yeah but wooden gun.

[@savestate6360]

@@FruxMoonDragon you took away my power. Wooden gun :(

[@Dynomafia139]

Wooden gun tho

[@cal593]

No he already gave up. No backsies

[@RJKYEG]

I like that some animators drew the stupid looking gun with more detail than anything else.

[@Scotthulahoopcawthon]

“Just wait till I bring out my wooden grenade”

[@MrColuber]

Or the plank of wood, courtesy of Home Depot...

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

​@@MrColuber Don't forget his other wooden guns

[@sanchezs7614]

​@@MrColuberHome Depot theme song plays

[@yeggplante]

Don't forget about his deadly grenade launcher!

[@stormycd392]

When you gotta reach a minimum of 500 words on your essay.

[@mr.speyside5240]

UNDERRATED COMMENT!

[@el_rey_gris9321]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pixel_biscuit]

500? Don't you mean 5000?

[@dael1438]

500 words is ezpz 4head

[@just-a-random-person-on-utube]

when you paraphrase a sentence into an entire paragraph full of redundancies.

[@EmilicoYamigos]

Wooden gun causes supervillan to fall into a cripling depression and to stop believing in himself.* that should be the title.

[@ileryon4019]

Thats the bad meme video

[@bean9248]

Em1lic0! The best comment here

[@Mantulisme]

"a WooDeN gUn cAUseS suPeRvIlAin tO fAlL inTo a CRiPlLiNg dEpREsSiOn aNd tO sToP bEliEveNG iN hImSElf" there fix it for ya.

[@EmilicoYamigos]

@@Mantulisme thnx

[@abz4852]

And get dESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC

[@greynium7794]

It's hilarious. Magneto was so shocked that he got tricked, he forgot to use his magnetism on the police cars or their regular guns.

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

They could also be made off wood

[@squishybrick]

Magneto in his later years when his brain started going soft. Sometimes they'd let him out of the care home on a little "mission", and then when he got bored roaming around the streets aimlessly, they'd send Mr.Fantastic to reel him back in, and have the police "arrest" him. Ahh, good times..

[@tempestwolf067]

Later that evening: "Are you my wife?" "No Eric, that's not your wife. Come on. Let's get you back to your room" "I lived on a meteor once" "Of course you did Mr. Magnetis. Come on, come on" "It's Magneto" "Ok sweetie, it's Magneto. No need to get defensive" "I wasn't getting ..." "RED ALERT! MAGNETO IS OUT OF CONTROL! ORDERLY! ORDERLY! phew mama needs a smoke break"

[@risovarka4508]

Magneto's gonna live out the rest of his life in paranoia not knowing the difference between wood and metal.

[@Evil_Beauty]

Risovarka oh he has plenty of time to figure that out. ^^

[@robbiewalker2831]

Wait until 3D printers give out plastic guns, so it would be even harder on Magneto.

[@WeirdTale]

You would be amazed. You can actually make a bamboo/plastic composite gun that actually fires a plastic bulet. It can actually be pretty deadly. So, yes you can make a deadly weapon without metal that is generally gun shaped.

[@AD-fc4kq]

@@WeirdTale or you know a simple stake would do nicely

[@realanimegirl777]

That's actually sad.

[@mrcolz9373]

I love how powerful supervillians were just arrested and taken away in a casual police cruiser in old cartoons.

[@xcaluhbration]

Imagine Doctor Doom pulling up in the back of a squad car next to you at a red light.

[@NotTheDragon837]

@@xcaluhbration imagine thanos sitting next to him as well.

[@xcaluhbration]

@@NotTheDragon837 because Tony replaced his Infinity Gauntlet stones with Skittles and he had a complete ego death in front of the entire Avengers.

[@Hero_of_Legend]

Ah...the 60s. When shit didn't have to make sense.

[@ilu9079]

I wonder why he just didn't break out of the metal police car and cuffs

[@ClussyPomni]

I love how they made a wooden gun which took hours even though they could just go to a store and buy a toy gun which would still work for like a dollar and probably saved them some time.

[@twohandedswordsman852]

Bro wanted to flex his artistic skill

[@paullowman9131]

That would be too easy. lol 🤣

[@SpielkindFR]

Or use a stick.

[@takumifujiwara300]

next level gaslighting

[@serhoots9246]

Magneto: fails to move a single metallic object Also him: "well guess I'll die"

[@coronelwilhelmklink3278]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@zoruamaster2495]

Well the last time that happened, someone else died

[@KyleVictorino]

@@zoruamaster2495 lmfao

[@serhoots9246]

Yo and imagine the ride to the jail with the cop he be like "a wooden gun..."

[@eazythedon54st]

😂😂😂

[@pratikmandal1350]

This proves that almost every adult male can defeat Magneto's will to live in the morning.

[@RobertHall-ef8yf]

Historians will be studying the subtilties and nuances of this dialogue for years to come.

[@darrendyson8347]

This is back in the day when Magneto and Thanos used to get carried away by the police. So ridiculous.

[@AzeKannagi]

Darren Dyson Shows how society views the police as heroes back then and a joke now.

[@darrendyson8347]

@@AzeKannagi true that's a valid point mixed with being more realistic about situations the police wouldn't even get involved with someone like Magneto or Thanos

[@MrCosmin94]

Galatctus and the eternals too

[@delaneymaxey672]

Weez the police even let em keep their gadgets in jail from what I can remember-

[@hazyglazed8677]

The message back then. Not even gods stand a chance against the police...So what chance do you think you have? RESPECT THE LAW!

[@dylan4125]

months later laying on his cot in prison Magneto: a wooden gun...

[@succmama1039]

Mental trauma really is something

[@surfingtothestars]

Probably in a prison full of metal too. LOL

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

@@surfingtothestars And being sent to prison in a metal police car. Surely he'd get a bit of a vibe from all that metal, ah well....

[@shelbysupersnake101]

His metal cot

[@onekthmatt]

Magneto, for the rest of his life: Wooden gun, gun outta wood. Wooden gun? Wooden gun. It's wooden and a gun but it's made of wood. A wood gun. Made it out of wood. Wooden. Wooden gun. I can't, can't move it, it's wooden. Wooden gun, wooden gun...

[@snoookie456]

"I tricked you, Magneto and now you know how I did it" - Reed Richards, the smartest man alive.

[@user-qb6ml3vn3l]

Underrated as heck 😂

[@monksters1]

Magneto: “How did you take my power?” Mr. Fantastic: “I didn’t, it’s a wooden gun. I tricked you.” Magneto: “Oh…well fuck this I’m getting out of here!” Mr. Fantastic:“Impossible! You surrendered!”

[@tomasleyva8336]

Mr. Fantastic: word will spread that Magneto is a liar Magneto: alright, alright, I give up.

[@MultiCdragon]

Magneto: "I didn't hear no bell."

[@KrispyBroccoli]

He's so traumatized that he didn't even realize the cars and handcuffs were made of metal

[@65firered]

A wooden gun...

[@mqfii8992]

After that, Magneto started to assume everything Is made out of wood, even the handcuffs and cars.

[@nanokapp7794]

A wooden gun...

[@wtf-hc3tp]

wooden handcuffs.

[@doomspidey1737]

It's a 666 likes I can't like this

[@joaquincobas2223]

That's the moment you realize that the Flintstones would be a serious challenge for Magneto

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

I'd watch that

[@alexandersoto9953]

Ditto

[@joaquincobas2223]

@@alexandersoto9953 also

[@Ollybollyk]

He could simply pull metals out of the ground and become worshipped as a god. And then make it forbidden to use weapons not made out of metal, so that no one can defy him.

[@joaquincobas2223]

@@Ollybollyk Considerably harder than taking someone's gun and shooting him with it

[@abraxis7292]

Did you know Magneto has magnetic power? Magnetism was his greatest weapon and without it he was lost.

[@Circuitssmith]

Wow, I had no idea! Thank you, intrepid comment section reporter!

[@christopherscott6854]

The thumbnail looks like he's muttering: "Gawd-dangit, Bobby!"

[@solitary2]

The cops literally pulled up in cars and Magneto was so depressed he didn’t do shit

[@DPoddy]

They're probably wooden as well. The robot probably also explained to the police how to build wooden cars while Reed holds him at wooden gunpoint.

[@trentbell8276]

He realized that he deserved the entirety of the L that he took

[@naurthanks6122]

A young ashen haired woman

[@FrstSpctr88]

wooden cars, by the courtesy of Mr Fantastic probably... Don't think any other way they could run if not made by super scientist...

[@Kain366]

He could destroy everyone with the metal from the cars.

[@shiningfaceofluzon5594]

In prison: Magneto:hahaha fools these cell bars are metal Guards: nah they're made of wood too Magneto: 😔

[@keanusamuels1782]

Lol

[@Bluetheartist]

No more like. Magneto: No... I’m I’m helpless!

[@StefanTranemann]

Soooo an old Japanese prison? :P

[@thealmightybipper3381]

That just makes me think of Toph from Avatar in the wooden cell.

[@heldanl7202]

He can punch it and break

[@Sioux-periorGaming]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but metal can never hurt me," - Magneto probably

[@significantstrike-nd8cs]

Woood? A wooden gun? You tricked me! With a gun of wood. Wooden the gun is. A trick, with a gun of wooood. A wood guuun has tricked me for it was made of wood. Gun, wood, tricked. A wooden gun i say. How can it be this gun of wood. mr. Fantastic: yes…..thats right.

[@Jm649]

😂😂😂

[@kevo5133]

You can kill a man, beat him senseless, or torture him all you want, but you will never, _ever_ break a man like a wooden gun broke Magneto

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

If you want to win a fight against a strong foe, you have to break their spirit.

[@kanyerahming]

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx true

[@huneylove5]

He was having holocaust flashbacks with that breakdown

[@kanyerahming]

@@huneylove5 true

[@thatguy7155]

Wise word from a wise man Oh wait this is 2020 and saying a gender is sexist

[@brianmarshall9565]

"Why won't the gun obey me?" - me playing any FPS

[@Miyakolover]

Sounds like something that would happen in an online match.

[@Medachod]

@@Miyakolover You got the point of the comment, ayy lmao.

[@DeeMulaah]

When you start fresh on a new account and you can't use your favorite gun yet 1:04

[@ghostant2941]

People who play Han Solo in Battlefront 2 will find this relatable

[@UncleMerlin]

Git gud

[@user-be9hl3iq7e]

Afterwards, Reed kicks dirt at the X-men and says, "Damn, you're such wusses."

[@wedwednepridumal6260]

Oh my God, Magneto's face when Reed was explaining the wooden gun is just priceless 😂😂😂😂

[@lilyhalter8443]

“The gun is wood-“ “M Y M A G N E T I S M I S G O N E” “No, it’s a wooden g-“ “H O W I S T H I S H A P P E N I N G”

[@nijah_r]

Mans was fucking traumatized

[@gambler942]

He could just used the metal police car or the metal handcuffs when Mr fantastic say that it was just a wooden gun, but instead he keep gave up just because of one measly gun that he couldn't control and gone dementia

[@Ygshey]

@@gambler942 even in jail there is hella metal

[@lgb8996]

@@Ygshey like literally the bars are made of metal 🗿 just bend them and walk nigga 🗿🗿🗿

[@clearcontentment3695]

Oblivion npc

[@promiscuouscrab4040]

When grandpa won't take his pills, but you trick him by hiding them in his pudding cup.

[@brandondavilai3728]

He put a wooden gun in my daily pudding cup.

[@Evil_Beauty]

give poor o'l grandpa a wooden spoon, cus we're out of metal spoons.

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

I do something similar with my dog. Put the pill in peanut butter.

[@R-Otaku747]

you should shoot it into his mouth with A WOODEN GUN

[@Dread2012death]

All the Cosby jokes soon followed.

[@yourinnation5541]

This Magneto is hilarious but lets at least give a standing ovation to the voice actor who gave it his all to lend gravitas and drama to hilarious situations.

[@Peusterokos1]

I like to imagine Magneto is an escaped dementia patient and Reed Richards is a nurse going his way out to fetch back his patient.

[@CertifiedFresh7]

Magneto: *You’ve stolen my powers, I surrender* Mr Fantastic: *I didn’t take your powers* Magneto: *I still surrender*

[@equinox7477]

Imao

[@icedoutfox50yearsago72]

Sounds kinda like France during world wars

[@eckelrock]

France: "You defeated our Maginot Line. We surrender." Germany: "Its still there. We just drove around it." France: "We still surrender."

[@whyareyougay4630]

@@icedoutfox50yearsago72 sounds like the french generals

[@austincurran8025]

Those police cars sure do look real for wooden cars

[@traviscookjohnson4060]

Magneto: *trips on a rock* Magneto: How did you take away my ability to walk? I'm so weak :(

[@djfaded420]

You mean Professor X

[@0la_N0rdman]

@@djfaded420 now the main comment made me laugh, but ur reply had me wheezing xDD

[@djfaded420]

@@0la_N0rdman professor x called. He want his wheelchair back

[@deathsoup5249]

Im the 1k like

[@Dunamus]

@@DragonJTS so wait the rock is made out of wooood???

[@PaulGirdlestone]

My god Magneto was dumb here. The second he was told it was a wooden gun, he shoulda been like 'Oh, OK *throws police cars everywhere*'

[@josephpark2919]

Even if it were a metal gun: Magneto: "Fool! Have you forgotten about my magnetic power? No mere-" Reed Richards: *shoots

[@obituaryollie9104]

*Powerless, confused senior citizen is held at gun point with cops on standby.*

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

You mean at woodpoint?

[@lunahetfield]

Voo Doo lol

[@KAM-ww8zh]

@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 nice

[@rushthezeppelin]

Don't forget to add in Holocaust survivor.... seriously Reed is a massive dick

[@koushiro86]

He’s even older here than Sir Ian was in his last appearance as the character. I don’t think his origin was canonical when this show aired but if it was, it’d mean he aged like 60 years in less than twenty!

[@AzngameFreak03]

I see why Fantastic 4 movies fail. They have to compete with this masterpiece.

[@alexhetherington8028]

Ha ha ha ha ha underrated comment

[@logans.butler285]

@e bai Your comment deserves 3k at least

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

a fantastic four movie with a hundred million dollar budget, a-list actors, badass costumes and this dialogue would be the best movie of all time

[@DannyConeHeadOnceLer]

Agreed

[@ToxicSkull0]

What? No! Obviously they failed because they didn’t have wooden guns

[@skillhigh5877]

Imagine if it was made out of non-magnetic metals. it would blow his mind

[@gtitboij2586]

Richards : "I made it out of wood to fool you " Magneto : " Well in that case.. " Proceeds to make a hurricane with every piece of metal in 10 square miles

[@iplat]

The ending seems less like he's being arrested and more like he's being escorted to a senior care facility to treat his dementia.

[@russetwolf13]

He is obscenely old.

[@danielcebastionmunizYT]

True

[@russetwolf13]

@Kenny No he couldn't, it's impossible, Reed had a wooden gun! Didn't you see? It was made of wood!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

You can't treat dementia dummy One day hopefully.

[@regvision]

I guess those police cars were made of wood also otherwise maggie could have used those...ohh who am i kidding! i was a saturday morning buffoon watching a saturday morning cartoon.

[@bensachs5206]

Magneto canonically has genius level intelligence, btw.

[@jaketheberge1970]

Seems in this universe its negative 1.

[@joeblaster8770]

Everyone has a bad day.

[@lukakatunaricskaro]

@@jaketheberge1970 He was so smart, he caused an int overflow, and looped back to -1.

[@VocalPulse]

I mean how would you expect a wooden gun Nobody expecta the spanish inquisition

[@MadamMersive]

How could you not fall for such a foolproof plan?! A wooden gun...

[@happytrails151]

Perfect ending: he goes in the police car but the car flies away into the horizon

[@shawngillespie3532]

So Magneto goes along calmly with ordinary police with their metal guns, bullets, badges and cars.......makes perfect sense😂

[@lunafencoven]

Of course it does. Why wouldn't it be? He already said he 'surrandered'

[@MuuToo]

I love how Magneto fails to move one thing and is just like “well shit, my powers are gone”

[@quinndaniels1928]

It really do be like that sometimes

[@redshirtveteran5688]

Wooden you know it, his powers wooden work!

[@paulmcf1115]

And he learns that he still has them, but doesnt break free

[@redshirtveteran5688]

@@paulmcf1115 It wooden be proper, Richards won fair and square. Also, Magnus' a bit broken in the realization that someone tricked him so easily.

[@MuuToo]

Redshirt Veteran get the fuck out.

[@JeremySchultz1]

Reed Richards was really smart to reveal that Magneto had never lost his powers right before the police put him in a metal car.

[@dickkickem329]

The car is also wood

[@davidhong1934]

The handcuffs are also wood

[@adamhogan5442]

@@davidhong1934 the Iron in their blood is also wood

[@rwm1980]

@@adamhogan5442 wooden fillings too?

[@danielorozco2297]

Didn't Magneto have to make a gesture for bis powers? Thus with his hands cuffed, he couldn't do anything?

[@sasavuckovic7086]

*Magneto being one of the most powerful mutants* Reed Richards: I am gonna shoot you with a gun...

[@mr.voidout4739]

This was actually a 4D chess move. Magneto willingly went to jail so he could break-out and escape with the dept's weapons. Then he came back and did that thing in the movies. He pointed every gun at Reed and served him some poetic revenge.

[@potsdam28]

I think bullets bounce off him but I can’t remember

[@mrdesperate1]

Reed's original plan was to use the wooden gun to confuse Magneto creating a split second window of opportunity to strike and best him in combat. He didn't plan on Magneto having an existential crisis and just giving up on life...

[@thewovenmantis6813]

Underrated comment XD

[@d.a9490]

Lol

[@twohandedswordsman852]

"It ain't much, but it's honest worked."

[@GrrillaFinger]

Mooching comments for likes?! Inconceivable.

[@darthtenebrous965]

Lol 😂

[@MrIsmaelBP]

it's funny how highly descriptive those dialogues were back then

[@joeyvigil5055]

You can make long cartoons without having to draw much if you only animate mouth movements.

[@Treblaine]

Reminds me of when Mark Twain (maybe) wrote in a letter "If I had more time I'd have written you a shorter letter"

[@kimtaehyungshandsomeface5958]

I'll comment on how this comment is indeed hilarious how this indeed make me laugh using my typewriting skills in my keyboard so you shall understand what I am saying.

[@l_ifeefi_l1998]

In the golden silver and bronze ages of comics they portray comics in 3rd person narrative voice. Its tedious to read in todays standard. Long winded, a comic that would have finished reading in 10 mins turn to 30 mins. This trend even trickled to the early 90s... but when the comic industry crisis happened in late 90s to millennium, they revamped comics to better suit younger generations and do away with the old style. And now... they revamped it again for inclusion by reintroducing super heroes in family lives, ethnic minorities, average teenagers, average bodies... no more muscular bodies or sexy hot babes. Currently, main characters still roughly maintain their image as in the millennium but who knows few yrs later things could change...

[@Elias-iq2mn]

The kids have to learn science somehow

[@Robertward111]

"A wooden sword?" If you know you know.

[@devo342]

>Man surrenders because he thinks his power is gone >The police are taking him away >Tell him he still has his power I can’t see what could possibly go wrong.

[@pacoramon9468]

People didn't use logic back in the those days.

[@leomadero562]

Well he was taken by the cops so he had no choice but to be taken to jail until the next episode

[@drekthedestroyer2115]

@@leomadero562 Yea if kids saw magneto resist arrest all the kids would be resisting arrest.

[@destruction8946]

He was a broken man by that point.

[@snake1987666]

@@pacoramon9468 game... cof cof... of... cof... thrones... cof cof

[@Razgriz_01]

It's like something out of an AI generated story.

[@Fervus18]

'Magneto and the Gun Made Apparently Entirely Out of Wood'

[@kaputasri]

@@zelda_smile Amazing tool never knew this existed thanks.

[@israelosilva]

@@zelda_smile thanks , that was the best thing I could've ever think of reading lol

[@Razgriz_01]

@@agentrex_adventures Yes

[@josefzalusky7307]

"The Rumor Come Out: Does Magneto is Lose Power?"

[@Ace-is7ww]

tricked by a wooden gun, yet thrown into a metal car...*face-palm*

[@Outlier777]

Don't pretend capeshit has ever once had better writing than this.

[@JK-gh9ej]

He broke Magneto, he had a full mental brakedown after that. He was so broken that he thought every metal object was from now on a wooden gun

[@gaspersb]

I mean, the police came to arrest him and they had guns. It looks like his clothing even has metal components. It's also strange for them to be on or near modern buildings or even any buildings built since like, the invention of nails that have no metal. Another fun thing is that Reed could have literally went into Central Park and found a random stick, or rock and had an equally useful non metal weapon. Or bought or borrowed a baseball bat.

[@austinmitchell8367]

Poor Magneto I kinda feel bad for the guy he got tricked so bad he just gave up on himself. Called of all his fights and started smoking crack

[@scottanderson8167]

JK including things that were not even gun shaped

[@JesusChrist-jh8ib]

You missed to chance to say he had a full metal breakdown

[@mamasboy9886]

@@JesusChrist-jh8ib good 1

[@MegaVikingen]

Back when superhero cartoons needed to be at least 50% soap opera, and the dialogue needed to contain a minimum of 25% over explanation.

[@ToxicBastard]

Batman: *throws batarang* Also batman: "you see robin, by throwing this piece of sharp metal at the villain's hand I am able to disarm him by causing pain in his gun hand thus making him drop it"

[@Degdreams]

"Back then"?? Lol you must not watch anime.

[@jackgebhardt2932]

@@Degdreams Such an awful problem it is...

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

And 10% is the heroes involving the police.

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

MegaVikingen | I think they just assumed kids were stupid?

[@enigmadrath1780]

Magneto: Magnetism, it was my greatest weapon! Insane Clown Posse: *inhales deeply*

[@thedarkestnight7900]

A wooden gun, he tricked me with a wooden gun.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Luckily the acting is also wooden so that Magneto can't affect anything else here either...

[@SayoLoopOctopus]

Holy-

[@TheWazzoGames]

Its an old children's cartoon, cut them a break. 😂

[@Dojoslayer]

ThatUnfunnyKid There’s still something like uhh Batman that was still decent back then 🤔

[@Thetazord]

Ok you won this comment thread. That’s perfect. Lol

[@jakal911]

LOL

[@Mongalingalong]

Real title: wood gives elderly man depression and dementia

[@aeg9065]

Weird porn title

[@blackreaper7663]

A E G Lmfao

[@fyka2902]

Better title: Rubber man gets wood.

[@Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest]

@@fyka2902 Rubber man uses wood to subdue powerful criminal

[@fyka2902]

@@Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest I don't know if I could fap to that.

[@dimancor2925]

LOL! i commented 9 month ago:"This could easily be one of Solid jj's video)" And today he released it!😆

[@abdelnajjar8191]

Bro was so embarrassed from being outsmarted he just gave up

[@carnosinehobs7759]

Modern problems require medieval solutions.

[@E_E69]

Magneto problems require primitive solutions

[@ivandaniel8979]

Obsidian arrows XS

[@nickevers9263]

If someone in medieval times found a wooden gun on your person, you would likely be tried as a witch

[@Heatherder]

Agreed, such as the traitor leftist

[@onderokay3805]

@@nickevers9263 Wait a second, why does the word witch sound familiar?

[@vindicator6711]

Meanwhile, Magneto in prison: ... *"HEY WAIT A MINUTE-"*

[@NoisqueVoaProduction]

These bars.... Are made out of... Wow, and the handcuffs...and the police's guns!! Wow! I'm outta here

[@Ivytheherbert]

@@NoisqueVoaProduction "... but if I leave... somewhere out there... *a w o o d e n g u n* "

[@hexcrimson2511]

@@Ivytheherbert and these bars.. could they be? *A wooden bar*

[@crashpal]

"And the cops have iron in their bodies. I could just kill them from their inside"

[@hexcrimson2511]

@@crashpal "but the cops.. could they be? ... *w o o d e n c o p s* "

[@yakuza01]

People are saying "oh, give it a break, it's just for kids!" but I remember watching this as a kid (rerun, of course) and going "Wait a minute!!!"

[@vylbird8014]

Magneto could feed the world with all that ham.

[@ianfinrir8724]

But Magneto's Jewish.

[@letterh9900]

He was actually just gripping the gun really tightly

[@IndieExplosion]

😂

[@O-revisor]

he made that up so Magneto wouldnt cry

[@IndieExplosion]

Lol 😐😯😭.. 😂

[@ishaksebi7340]

Plot Twist: It's wooden

[@justsomedude5307]

Ah yes the power of gripping things thighly

[@LegoBuilder3429]

Magneto: *Can't move one gun* *Has existential crisis and loses all will to fight or even live*

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Jack: *Loses one sword* *Has suicidal thoughts and lost the will to go to the past*

[@crimsondynamo615]

This is worse than being in the concentration camp to him

[@brendanjoyce645]

Samurai JackOff is this samurai jack reference?

[@brendanjoyce645]

Samurai JackOff nvm say your name lol

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Brendan Joyce Yes.

[@nandorfarkas6885]

The most unrealistic thing about this is the police showing up immediately after they were called

[@earthculture9462]

Damn, the existential crisis this gun produced 😂

[@PhilJLF]

Man they must have really thought kids were stupid back then

[@bugjams]

Cola BotelsOVA Lmao kids are smart as shit Begone, boomer

[@Primimimimimimimi]

@@bugjams no theyre not lmao

[@bugjams]

@@jorge8596 You can't just say "kids" and then narrow it down to 0-7 year olds. "Kids" can also mean 8-15, and kids that age can definitely be smart. A lot of kids act dumb but still know more shit than you give them credit for. And I'm saying this when I don't even like or want kids myself.

[@tuxedobird]

Cola BotelsOVA Verified kid here, and while I agree, we aren’t stupid enough to not know that cars are made out of metal, and should be able to be manipulated.

[@hsvr]

I was a retarded child

[@lightyearpig12]

Reed didn't take away Magneto's metal powers, but he definitely took his brain power.

[@Patricio4Christ]

...assuming that Magneto had any in the first place.

[@cheshirekat3050]

I think that somebody took the WRITER'S brain power.

[@azimuth011]

Missed the opportunity to say MENTAL power

[@mumblesakadebose]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@najeebshah.]

@@cheshirekat3050 nope great concept and showing the weak character magneto has without powers

[@dreido_it2952]

This would make a really good Solid jj video

[@gavinelrod6307]

old man: he's completely helpless now

[@sammydanger7287]

“I merely tricked you” Enter cops with metal everything....

[@Dayashii]

The car is wooden too

[@1classikai]

RIGHT Why didn’t he just go “oh really now? So my power *isn’t* gone?” And just flippin yeet the police into the next dimension

[@blackxsamurai981]

A wooden gun

[@maxpelletier2237]

He had already surrendered. You can't come back on your word now can you? That would be so dishonorable...

[@1classikai]

Max Pelletier I was gonna respond with some retort about how no villain in his right mind cares about “honor” but then I remembered what kind of guy Magneto is and I actually agree with you

[@mrschizo2837]

Alternate ending: Mr fantastic breaks Magneto's legs with a wooden bat.

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

But Mr. Fantastic is a stretchy boi.

[@DorfVG]

@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 read that again.

[@radicalmaggot7272]

Dorf von Gaulf he’s too stretchy to pick up the bat

[@217adaptiveperspective]

In an alternate universe that actually happened.

[@Adam90028]

This comment made me laugh

[@PelonMusk]

Dude was up all night in his Fantastic garage making a wooden gun out of old junk. 2 coats of laquer and everything.

[@Ganggangbuzzbuzz]

-Has Wooden Gun- Magneto: Aite then , Ima head out

[@magnaillusion6085]

That awkward moment you're so shocked by a wooden gun you cease all rational thinking.

[@markjmarkjack]

Magnaillusion That's how John Dillinger escaped jail in the 30's.

[@Max_Le_Groom]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Samstar369]

Magnaillusion *Eventually, Magento just stopped thinking* -Kars-

[@cipheresp9643]

Samuel Kim is that a JoJo reference? 🤔

[@iantaakalla8180]

“Magneto Magneto was stuck at the bottom of the Delaware River.”

[@rangamsarmah2061]

I love how in old cartoons, the characters used to literally narrate everything that they did. "I am drinking the water, this water is entering my body! My thirst, it's gone! Water quenched my thirst!"

[@VividlyChillin]

A few hours later* "the water is leaving my body "

[@arslan7108]

Lmao. Imma Rolling

[@batbee7427]

I am liking this comment. This comment is liked!

[@XIVDock]

Sorta thought about this while listening to the voice line delivery. My guess is that it's a bit of a holdover from old radio shows, where the actors needed to narrate more with more limited sound effects. The animation itself is also relatively simple, about on the level of older comic strips. Still no less funny to watch, though.

[@chessdominos]

Brilliant!

[@omnitrix1279]

I never understood why Richards didn't wait to tell Magneto until he was somewhere far from any metal; say, an island.

[@rwberger6]

I like how he just instantly assumes he's lost his powers and gives up after failing once.

[@LeonFz]

And Magneto simply accepted the cops taking him away? Damn...I love the old shows

[@smiley77777]

Leon F. Pretty cheesy huh should’ve knocked out Richards and flew away lmao

[@cristianalexisveradelossan2926]

Magneto gets mentally destroyed.

[@kross777rlsh9]

Leon F. Who have metal vehicles and tools. And cuffs. CUFFS... MABE THEY DIDNT BRING THIER PISTOLS ! or mabe they paced some device on magnetos body to hold hid powers after they took jim away (unlikley ) but seriously?!

[@Choice777]

and wouldn't magnetism work on any material if strong enough ? since everything relies on the electromagnetic force to an extent.

[@wellesradio]

Listen to him at 2:13. He’s a broken man. He ain’t going anywhere. He needs the holiday at the asylum to reflect on his life choices.

[@crappywindow]

After he revealed it’s a wooden gun he could of just killed everyone.

[@frontiercat8568]

He was too ruined mentally by the wooden gun.

[@alexkeys776]

@@frontiercat8568 he was ready to spend the rest of his life in shame

[@shiftfire4511]

Richards broke this man's soul. Give him SOME slack!

[@GodittoC]

420 likes, that's ilegal!

[@OneDerscoreOneder]

Yeah that’s why this clip is so funny

[@trafalgarlaw3486]

I like how there’s metal cars and he’s worried about the gun

[@joshwest9373]

Man if Magneto was sadistic he would just rip all the iron out of Richards body and it would of been gg.

[@MrStath1986]

Defeats Magneto with a wooden gun >>> promptly surrounds him with *metal police cars*.

[@kabob0077]

Cars are basically METAL BAWKES!

[@commanderwookiecopc806]

WHAT IF WE TOOK AWAY THERE METAL BAWKES

[@kabob0077]

CommanderWookiecop C THEN THOSE COWARDS, THOSE FWEELS WILL HAVE NO WHERE TO HIDE!

[@leegoodwin4720]

A WOODEN *BAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNEEEBLAAAAAADDEEE*

[@beastwarsFTW]

And the cops had metal all over them

[@louskunt8074]

Nice try...but the cops badges, guns, handcuffs,and cars were also made of wood.

[@LewysC]

Even these police cars ... ARE MADE OUT OF WOOD Magneto: JUST TAKE ME AWAY AGGGHHHH

[@stoat5591]

If that were true his best power is in carpentry! Lol

[@_koshen]

Underated comment

[@ratbus_3024]

It’s Amish time

[@kuzrahfan2004]

THE IRON IN THEIR BLOOD? SAWDUST! AH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! YOU ARE DEFEATED MAGNETO