Main Karachi se Hoon - Stand Up Comedy ft. Haseeb Khan

[@a_sad_comic]

Video ko Aap sab ke pyaar ki Zarurat hai... Instagram p follow karlo 👇👇👇 Instagram.com/a_sad_comic/ Bilkul jiske jitne dost, rishtedar hain sab m faila do,Sabko Maqsad m Shamil kar lo😁😁😁 Like karo, Comment karo , Subscribe karo🙏🙏🙏 Inshallah Maqsad nahin Bhoolna hai♥️♥️♥️

[@sandeshraut8414]

I don't know why you remind me Zakir Bhai. 😂😂😂

[@cricfans1213]

Bhut grow kroge bai

[@spreadlove6980]

Love u sir ....u r aesthetic

[@_miss_lonely]

U are an intelligent guy 💕 good luck !

[@aamirusmani5297]

Inshahallah bhai 😀

[@mohitkushwaha5448]

I started watching this video with zero expectations but leaving with lots of laughter. 😂😂😂

[@abhishekkumarsingh6348]

Itne begariya ho bhai

[@Akarsh-]

@@abhishekkumarsingh6348 kya problem hai tere zindagi me

[@Call_me_Daddy.]

Exactly same here bro... 😂😂

[@upakulburagohain6563]

Same

[@sujitkar8498]

srsly.. it was good

[@a_sad_comic]

Kitne logon ne "youtube shorts" dekhne k baad Channel par aakar full video dekha pls tell😃😃😃

[@m.savash8508]

Almost everyone like me✌️🐱 BTW, maqsad nhi bhulna😜

[@pubgabujan]

Standup comedy Haseeb khan reaction video🥰 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYe6pJKOedSDbsU

[@syedzahedali2336]

Me

[@syedzahedali2336]

Me

[@ajayyadav-ye5ew]

☝️

[@saranshjakhwal943]

That hu ho ho hu ho ho hu hu girl laugh during entire show was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kuldeepsadhu3699]

Bhai ye padhne ke baad har bar mera dhyan usi pe jaa raha he.😂😂😂😂

[@asdfasdf-zv8wl]

@@kuldeepsadhu3699 maa kasam me joke pe nhi has raha jyada jitna uss ladki ke uh hu ho hu ho pe has raha hu😂

[@aspirantpathshala]

😂😂😂

[@Blessedlaughs]

😂

[@SouvenTuduCODOH]

I noticed it too😂🤣😂

[@VR17-]

Bhai kabhi gaali mat use krna...... Best👍💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 Maine poori family ko dikhaya...... Sabko bht khushi hui.

[@exmuslimsahil791]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@_SubranSingh-mh1vn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJ_IhnibZ9WYpqM 🤣🤣

[@Memebox711]

Zakir Khan: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary !!

[@Ahmed_Asif]

KungFu Panda.

[@syeedakhtarnawaz9215]

He is younger brother of Zakir khan

[@Tamanna_Sharma1999]

@@syeedakhtarnawaz9215 Really🤔🤔

[@abhishekbhardwaj5272]

@@Tamanna_Sharma1999 nahi hai , vo juth bol raha hai

[@syeedakhtarnawaz9215]

@@Tamanna_Sharma1999 Someone tell me but i am not confirmed.

[@ravindrasharma7213]

This guy is an under-rated undiscovered genius...deserves a million subscribers.. 👍👍

[@Anonymoususer6541]

Chinta n karo.. Jld hi hoga..

[@Anonymoususer6541]

*Aap chinta mat kariye* ... *Hum karte hai prabandh* ....

[@aimanjami3526]

Undiscovered SE Kiya MATLAB Bhai insaan hai wo koi alien Nahi KZbin par hai wo Discovery channel par Nahi Jo undiscovered Ka logo de rahe hein us bechare ko LOL

[@ravindrasharma7213]

@@aimanjami3526 haha..few things are undiscovered despite being right in front of us.. he's that gem

[@kittenmunchkin3320]

He's such a CHUNDRIVAVE♥️

[@rajatmahajan84]

I was drinking water when "Maqsad nahi bhoolna" came...literally spit out the whole mouthful of water while laughing...😂

[@Magictye]

That's so sexy

[@Magictye]

​@@toughesttakecoverbutnotme4404what kind of incest is this?

[@beetlebg3759]

@@toughesttakecoverbutnotme4404Spilled what exactly?

[@ManishTripathi-o1p]

​@@beetlebg3759hilarious 😂😂

[@SAMGAMING13]

Maksad nhi bhoolna 😂 Great work

[@RohitSharma-ff6ji]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZSvc2ead6uYlZY

[@skmasoom8639]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faatehbaig4945]

Maksad nahi bhoolna ... Inshallah 😂😂😂😂

[@zubairmemon7416]

Bilkul maqsad nhi bholna 😄

[@rohitbanerjee6667]

Nahi vulenge bhaijan 😂😂😂😂

[@jjentertainment4233]

The moment I saw this, I framed u as the next Zakir. But then I scrolled down the comments section, I saw that comparing you with zakir would be unfair as u have definitely put in a lot of hard work and its unique in itself. Great work!! Wow!! Just amazing.

[@정국부인]

I also have the same point of you

[@vandematram4]

Bhai har kala comedian Zakir nahi hota ... Zakir Khan ka alag level h bhai .. uski poetry sunna .. Y banda bhi thik he but he disrepected south indians , their names , and looks and language too .. Zakir would never do that .. Me south indian nahi hu pr fir b feel hua ..

[@deepanshupandey165]

@@vandematram4 bhai isse jada south indian hamari disrespect krte hai wo hamesa hindi ko gali dete hai kabhi comment me koi south indian mile to usse baat krna

[@vandematram4]

@@deepanshupandey165 not all south indians .. Few tamilians .. Tumko hindi bolte huve kafi south indian mil jayenge .. Banglore Hyderabad keral me jake hindi bol skte ho vaha ke 70% logo ko bhi aati h hindi .. Gaye ho south india ? Culture dekho , logo se milo .. they are more indian then most of us .. And for integrity of India they also welcome diversity of India .. Ha tamil logo me thoda alag hi attitude rhta h .. unko English mother tongue lagti h pr hindi foreign language lagti he .. ye unke politicians ne kiya hoga ya pta nhi .. But things will change

[@deepanshupandey165]

@@vandematram4 ha sahi kaha bhai tamil nadu wale kuch jada hi neta bante hai wo hindi se nafrat krte hai bahut

[@souvik5196]

Mad Genius , that Ajay Devgan ka kesar paan joke was hilarious 😂🙌

[@bapi6916]

2:01 best line

[@Mdkaifraza932]

Isi line ke liye dubara aaya hu 😂😅

[@onelife1633]

I am from Karachi Pakistan. And really you made me laughed. Excellent work. Perfect timing. "Maqsad Nahi bhoolna" brilliant punch line.

[@ityou522]

I'm also

[@abhaykumarghan1196]

He is a typical Bhopali Mast mast peoples

[@ghazwahrajput3222]

But , what does it mean. I didn't got it?

[@vishalblackbelt]

Bhai tu tha na iske saath S2 me? 😝

[@hemant6519]

@@ghazwahrajput3222 here maqshad refers to bomb blast

[@rtkthakur7302]

The girl laughing during entire show was hilarious 😂

[@shaanchakraborty9463]

True🤣

[@mohammedarbaz8101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AzadarLarik]

1:51 😆

[@aashaikh3244]

Ab dekhna tere reply me ex-muslim sahil ( fake I'd) se ek chutiya banda h aayega or phir bakchodi likhega ...or pata nhi log konse chutiye hote h jo inhe padhkr like bhi k😂😂r dete h

[@manishs1981]

Yup... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deepakvaswani281]

This is what I call prefect comedy set, no abuse, no religious things just pure observation comedy. Loved it a lot, laughed a lot 😂😂

[@syedmohsinahmed5322]

Bhai maqsad nai bhoolna 😂

[@GauravSingh-pn6bp]

No religious things? Bhai "Islam me sirf 4allowed hain".. ye religious nahi tha?

[@deepakvaswani281]

@@GauravSingh-pn6bp do you think it will offend any muslim?

[@syedmohsinahmed5322]

@@deepakvaswani281 bhai "maqsad nahi bhoolna " itself is a religious joke , but it's chill , we have taken that in a funny way ✌️

[@godlxfragzz]

@@deepakvaswani281 no bro

[@yogeshdave2095]

This is the man Who coined the word 'Maqsad'.😅

[@guddujio90]

This guy is going to be in the top list comedians soon.

[@infinite639]

Meko bhi yahi lag raha hai

[@raghavrai123]

Bas politics na pelne lage

[@exmuslimsahil791]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊. KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

[@com4coz167]

Zakir, upmanyu, bassi and now comes Haseeb.. This an awesome set bro 👌

[@ayushrao784]

Exactly ☺️

[@rjaditya]

SO TRUE!! BILKUL SAHI MAATRA MEIN COPY KIYA HAI SABKO!

[@AsishKar9000]

Also Harsh Gujral

[@weightsy]

Also aakash

[@Hokageminato]

Add Akash Gupta too

[@itsshivamagarwal]

I Think He Did'nt get the desired laughing audience..all of his jokes were next lvl that deserved a high laughter😂😂Keep It up Brother..you deserve a lot more🤣

[@rituparnarooj5388]

True,,he didn't get that type of audience

[@piyushchaddhavlogs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWnXmWCqrsmmg8U

[@Damnshekaruna]

@23 years ago tumhe hi ukhad lete

[@itsshivamagarwal]

@@Soni25242 Aare Re Bacche Joke Mara ky Hasleta hu Hahahahaha🙂❌

[@ayanfarooqui5319]

Yes audience was kinda dumb

[@faiziahmed5007]

2:21 awesome timmimg of 'bhai jaan bas maksad mat bhulna n all of the sudden reply 'In sha Allah'...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@techedge5649]

That "creepy laugh" between each joke 😂

[@AC-1985]

Had to stop playing because of this laugh. Came to comments just to see who else was annoyed 🤣

[@vatsalraj8702]

Same

[@nileshnarwade1830]

@@AC-1985 same

[@devilboy4389]

Aisa kaun hasta hai bey....😂

[@sultanilyasi1810]

Same here buddy.. Totally annoying

[@rafeyasim565]

The girl laughing "Ooohhhhooooovvvoooo" is way funnier than the comedy 😂😂😂

[@Tony-fh3ur]

I got REALLY annoyed by that

[@Sachin-pt1op]

@@Tony-fh3ur agree. Completely annoying.

[@metaflow9729]

funny was comedy... annoying was her laugh*

[@abhishekkamat3222]

@@metaflow9729 Haa bhai bahut jada irritating tha

[@entertainingvideo3005]

😂

[@visheshjain9265]

"Har relationship me ek festival aata h - Ladki ka Birthday" ~ Haseeb Khan, 2021 Hilarious 😂😂

[@BHAVENPARIKH]

Yeh t-shirt pe print hona chahiye bhai

[@MayankYadav-ln5bj]

True af

[@Boss879-n6l]

True 😀🤣🤣

[@khadijadawoodkhan6425]

watching this from Karachi, much love, keep rocking bhai ❤🤣🇵🇰

[@adarsh_singh2312]

Aatanki💀

[@homeopathamiralam]

​@Rocket_1104urdu boli jati hai bhai wahan par.

[@sanjaysoni5694]

Bas maqsad yaad mat rakhna 💐🌹

[@KUMARKING580]

1 litr chawal bheg du kya 😂😂😂😂

[@TUTANKHAMUN077]

​@@KUMARKING580pahle khud toh kha le😂😂😂

[@baljinderpalsingh1932]

Lots of stand up these days....But after a long time I found outstanding stand up performance...You have glimpse of Zakir Khan in your comedy but the good thing is that you are not coping him ...Very well done brother...keep it up...A very bright future is waiting for your...Inshahallah

[@richcohen5936]

I thought he's probably related to Zakir. May be cousin or something.

[@deepanshupandey165]

@@richcohen5936 bhai dono mp se hai isliye

[@deepanshupandey165]

Coz both are frm MP

[@NeerajArora]

Bahot Sahi 🤣.... Great Set.

[@ayushvaswani8545]

Seekhna shuru toh jeetna shuru

[@NeerajArora]

@@ayushvaswani8545 bilkul sai... god bless

[@rushikadam4827]

@@NeerajArora arey sir 😂 kaise ho

[@NeerajArora]

@@rushikadam4827 Mast

[@aameermew536]

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[@Yooglefarhan]

Really great amazing aane wala time tmhara hai keep it up bro 🙂

[@The_Tradingmate]

Bhaijaan bss maksad nhi bhulna 😂

[@san4sha]

"Bhai Maqsad Mat Bhulna" and people going from emergency window was Oscar winning Joke.😂🤣🤣🤣

[@coversongsbysaadi3365]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4nLdKuqoKyUotE

[@vivkhindu6365]

😄😄😄😄

[@ankit9374]

😁

[@Error_404_notFound.]

Maqsad 😅

[@vancedhgytbm5809]

@@Error_404_notFound. abhey pagal ho gaya hai ye 🤦‍♂️😂

[@Nehanshulaadwik]

This is real standup... No vulgarity... Keep it up.. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@PrinceYadav-bx8ug]

I'm still thinking about that Lady's Awkward Laugh in the background.

[@WhatTheFranco]

The fact that he pause for the audience to process the Sarcasm makes it so much fun to watch.

[@अंशुलयादव-ण4ङ]

That maqsaad nahi bhoolna was a master joke . I laughed soo hard 🤣 😂 💀 🔥🔥🙏💪

[@ajadmohammad42]

@@exmuslimsahil791 @are koun hai tu kya backchodi kr raha hai comment section me

[@androbro7955]

iska mtlb smjhado

[@sahajsoni3946]

@@androbro7955 woh bomb fodne aaya tha isne toh mazak me bola tha ki mai Karachi se hu

[@unstoppablesuhail441]

@@ajadmohammad42 bhai ye BJP WALA HAI

[@zulrizvi]

@@ajadmohammad42 bhai usko fake ex Muslim kehte hai

[@nahimgood378]

That "laal circle guy" line was so funny 😂

[@chandanmandavi7]

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[@faizansaeed2605]

Na itni funny na thi

[@a_sad_comic]

Thank you so much for this ❤️❤️❤️ Really means a lot . Share it with your friends & do tag me on Instagram 😃😃😃

[@technomauj.1131]

@@a_sad_comic bhai aap hilarious ho😂

[@krittikaraj1965]

@@faizansaeed2605 jo experience krta hai wo smjh skta hai bhai... It was literally funny

[@markermetals4120]

Your first time? Seriously? You’re a pro. Born for this. Don’t give this up. Maqsad nahi Bhoolna. 😂

[@rohitmondal6876]

Inshallah

[@KashifKhan-py2dn]

Hahaha

[@deadfrominside698]

Well thought comment👻💀

[@όμορφηκαρδιά]

@@KashifKhan-py2dn nhi tum hot nhi lagte mujhe 🤦🏻🙈

[@KashifKhan-py2dn]

@@όμορφηκαρδιά Haha Samaj Gaya mai.😀

[@nilay5042]

what was that 😂😂😂 5:00

[@travellertushar8383]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@indefatigable2055]

Mark my words......He is new sensation in the world of standup comedy.

[@infinite639]

Meko bhi yahi lag raha hai bhai

[@akshitgupta7425]

Tere hi words mark krengei bro.. bs ab yehi bacha hai

[@discoveringwellnesss2616]

Bookmark ? Krle

[@phaddybaziyan7837]

Me b funny roasting content compose krti hu I 😁..

[@sanju720]

Agree...it was the first time when Iistened him and found he is better than other stand up performers.

[@deepanshudeshawar]

That maqsad line hits me hard You catch the heart bro ♥️ You proved india is unite by people not by religion 👏

[@coversongsbysaadi3365]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4nLdKuqoKyUotE

[@BootyEater3]

Plzzz uska matalb samjha do plzzzz

[@abc_cba]

​@@BootyEater3 arrey it's a joke on jihadism. He's saying that as a joke. It's in humour not in real.

[@farheen11]

"Maqsad nahi bhoolna hai" mil gaya turup ka patta!! 😂 Absolutely unexpected!! ❤🙌

[@thesports4]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vitthalpatil.skyarmy69]

After sandeep sir shorts I searched your video From now your my favorite stand up comedian Maqsad nahi bolna

[@ps272]

best thing is one hyena is also in the crowd and appreciating the content by howling in between 😅

[@abhishekkamat3222]

😂 😂

[@1stchohan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faizan786_6]

😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@exmuslimsahil791]

Ryt, and QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON Islamic Radicalisation is also big issue which also shouid be resolved.... KASMIR problem is islam(arbi gulami).....if we can era*dicate that ideology, then KASMIR can become Haven again 🤗, Aapka.. INDIAN EXMUSLIM SAHIL... pe intezar rahega🤗😊 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5WphqWYZamNn9U Momins r biggest victim of islam (arbi gulami)😞

[@itsnotraunaq]

I like this guy's delivery. He doesn't need to smile or laugh all the time to feed the audience that he's going to say something funny. His words bring out the laughter themselves. Great job Haseeb! Looking forward to attending your next show.

[@RohitSharma-ff6ji]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZSvc2ead6uYlZY

[@abeerafazal6700]

Sba itna acha chal ra he beech me pta ni jon lrki je ajeen se has ri je kaanun me drd ho ra he

[@SAHILSARAO]

Same jokes I listen in Sandeep Maheshwari session now ,but still I'm laughing 😂😂

[@Animate_Laughs]

Haa same here 🤣

[@buttercup97255p]

+1

[@amanjotkaur7306]

Ryt

[@missbhardwaj1476]

😁

[@kinggamerz5040]

Same yrr sab ka sab hi dubaara show Mai bol diya new hi bana let's Sandeep sir me episode me liye

[@yogendrakesharwani3650]

Literally bro by seeing your this vdo it feels like u are upcoming one of the famous standup comedian

[@bhattsahab]

Maksad nahi bhoolna hai

[@mangalomen6800]

🤣🤣😹😹 kzbin.info/www/bejne/paqqgHiwpbGZe9U

[@mangalomen6800]

🤣🤣😹😹 kzbin.info/www/bejne/paqqgHiwpbGZe9U

[@kushalagrawal12]

Maksad yaad hai bhai Jaan 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@asaadiqbalkhan6265]

Bilkul nahin bhoolenge maqsad bhai Jaan 🤣

[@dankka14_2]

Inshallah

[@instagramspecialmemes8325]

The line:- "meri isliye phat rahi hai kyunki ye sachme Karachi se hai" 😂😂🤣🤣, oh man what was a joke❤️❤️, 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@mnabeel9947]

That karachi joke cracked me up even though I am from Karachi 😂😂 Love from pk

[@sumangiri2686]

Seriously.... inshallah bhaijaan.. 😂

[@ghaatu5835]

Maksad mat bhulna bro 🤣😅😂

[@AyushGupta-qr1pu]

Kash ye sarhade na hoti to hm nusrat sahab ko sun pate aur aap Gulzar sahab ko ❤️❤️ Love from india

[@priyamishra3058]

Maksad nhi bhoolna hai bhaijaan🤲

[@a_sad_comic]

Thank you so much for this ❤️❤️❤️ Really means a lot . Share it with your friends & do tag me on Instagram 😃😃😃

[@saadsas]

I am actually from Karachi (parents originally migrated from UP, India), and I find this hilarious

[@RashidKhan-bh3rz]

Buddy i came to watch for 2 minutes but i could not leave ..u were mind blowing ..thank you so much for making me laugh since i was so tense from last 2 days ..way to go man

[@hemant4250]

Bhai same

[@exmuslimsahil791]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@coldsampat3972]

I am not someone who laughs easily, but this guy is truly amazing!!

[@coversongsbysaadi3365]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4nLdKuqoKyUotE

[@shansidiqi8564]

I think all comedy sets are haunted, because every now and then a horrendous witch starts screaming!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sad2000]

😂

[@raabi1990]

Sas baat h

[@shubhamsingh6929]

I am surprised this video has only 10 M views. Bhai aapne Bassi and Akash Gupta ka level touch kar liya hai iss video mein.❤

[@shivambiswas5790]

And suddenly this video came as a recommendation and after watching it I am his FAN now...❤️❤️🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@spmultimedia1855]

macsad

[@jugalkishore4099]

Your comic timing is really awesome , a talent should be acknowledge and appreciate 👏👏

[@_SubranSingh-mh1vn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJ_IhnibZ9WYpqM 🤣🤣

[@shureshot6769]

Literally I watched in 2x still I felt the same regarding his timing 😂

[@yourgoals5819]

His comedy and also punches line relates by Zakir Khan's comedy Huge appreciation and your comedy is on next level....

[@chandanmandavi7]

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[@caaspirant1873]

"Tera baap chundhari vavae" was just 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@khushboosamana39]

Not a single dull point in this entire video. Very few artists are ever able to pull this off. Great job 👏

[@a_sad_comic]

Thank you so much for this ❤️❤️❤️ Really means a lot . Share it with your friends & do tag me on Instagram 😃😃😃

[@wassubash2583]

Agree

[@malakundu24]

After cheating by bassi, this clip of yours made me literally enjoy the sarcasm thrown. What an outstanding debut!

[@coversongsbysaadi3365]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4nLdKuqoKyUotE

[@cartig04]

5:37 being a certified south indian , i like this name 👍🏻

[@abhishekbhardwaj5272]

How did you get south indian certificate 🙄

[@omkarkumbhar2674]

He deserve better audience

[@vikramsingh1991]

This is what called stand up comedy ..good one

[@irbazshaikh1640]

"maqsad nhi bhoolna" "e to the power x" epic😂😂😂

[@Mehjabeenfareed7765]

kiya means hai is line k ? Maqsad nh bholna

[@onlinebhilaivlogs]

Shandar ap Karachi se ho ya india se Artist ki kala ko dekha jata hai #jai sri raam Waise bhi khhhon ka rang sabka laal he hai 🙂🍁 Hum apko support krte hai ap hame करो 🙂

[@onlinebhilaivlogs]

Thanks for like 🙂

[@TheGauravkumarrathore]

2:07 bro that was insane 😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@sahildutt2551]

Zakir bhai agar saatve mahine me paida hote to aise hi lagte.🤣🤣🤣🤣 But jokes apart bhaiii bohot hi tagda set... kuch alag hi tha. Super funny. Calm and composed delivery. Way to go bhai.❤

[@iramali1874]

😂😂😂😂

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

Ryt, and QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON Islamic Radicalisation is also big issue which also shouid be resolved.... KASMIR problem is islam(arbi gulami).....if we can era*dicate that ideology, then KASMIR can become Haven again 🤗,, Aapka.. INDIAN EXMUSLIM SAHIL... pe intezar rahega🤗😊 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5WphqWYZamNn9U Momins r biggest victim of islam (arbi gulami)😞

[@10857]

@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 bhaiya ji yaha par zarurat nai thi

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

@@10857 Aapka yhi logic in momin ne bhi diya..😊😊 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWeognmAqtt8mNE Aapka... INDIAN EXMUSLIM SAHIL...pe intezar rahega 🤗....dekte hai kese difa kroge 😊

[@omkar95ful]

Modi ji : Ye lo beta 15 lack 😀 Boy: NO, I love Rahul 😂

[@viv3kkumar]

best🤣

[@alarmclockentertainment]

That “Hoo Hoo Hoo” lady will eventually have her own horror show

[@shubhambanerji2988]

Exactly like what the fuck 🤬🤣🤣

[@swavnasahoo711]

sometimes it is simply annoying. People want the set, not the overwhelmingly drunk loud laugh.

[@nanadutta2687]

She already is

[@deepikakigalleryy]

Literally man 😂😂😂😂😂

[@compendiumr2163]

क्या बताऊं भाई ,थी एक अपनी भी हसीना लेकिन हंसती थी तो आ जाता था पसीना। रोज कहता था खुल के हंसना है अच्छी बात लेकिन नही इतना की, सामने वाला दे मार दे लात।

[@gentleSHARIEF.]

That contagious laugh🤣😂😂🤣

[@_sauhardxd_5339]

8:35 Maine ek baar apni vali pe try kara tha, Maine kaha *"Baby You Look Like Chundhari Vaave"* Woh boli *"Tera Baap Chundhari Vaave"* 😂❤️

[@amangaurav1]

after a long time I have seen such humour .. no humiliation just lafter ..wow

[@SP-yw7yj]

Lafter yes now I see why you liked this

[@msd6053]

Randomly came across your video....... Couldn't skip 💥 Aisi vid bahut din baad dekhne ko mili 😂😂😂

[@ARPIT-gm3lw]

Same here 😂

[@mstory_on_yt]

आज पहली बार मै ये विडिओ मै देखने जा रहा हू और विडिओ सर्च किया है ये डाल कर " मकशद नहीं भूलना " 😅

[@amanhabib9706]

Maqsad nhi bhulna part was awesome 😂😂 Love from Pakistan 🇵🇰🇵🇰 bro you are amazing wish i could visit india 🇮🇳 someday and meet you ❤️

[@NstNiyaan_Official]

And you will say to him 'maqshad nahi bhulna'

[@gautamatic2117]

Welcome Bhai 👍

[@NileshKumar-nr2vj]

You are most welcome here

[@exmuslimsahil791]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@NileshKumar-nr2vj]

@@exmuslimsahil791 kya tu manta h in sab me ?

[@Amigosbarbershop]

Finally a breath of fresh air of Comedy brother greetings from Pakistan 💝

[@somnaththakur5099]

Karachi se hai kya ap

[@Amigosbarbershop]

@@somnaththakur5099 nai bhai..Rawalpindi se

[@Amigosbarbershop]

@HEY SHIVAM hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535]

bhai maqsad bhool jao

[@Amigosbarbershop]

@@thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535 hahaha ok bhai bhool gaya 🤣🤣🤣

[@hersheylearns]

It was a hillarious roller coster dude, jokes were extremely good and, what a tight set. I see you grow, good luck

[@randomdude7169]

That huhuhuhuhuhjuuuhuhuuuu girl is favourite 😂😂😂😂😂

[@drknowofficial]

He's so funny! Still laughing🤣 Saw clean comedy after ages! No abusive language! Just perfect!

[@sahilkushwaha5864]

Also no hindu god joke

[@chenweihua848]

@@sahilkushwaha5864 so what? I am also a hindu & fine with god... If you think god doesn't have a sense of humor then just see yourself in the mirror

[@anilgupta1933]

@@chenweihua848 exactly you wont have a problem if the joke full of abuse will be cracked on your parents, cause you r hindu right? 🔥 sense of humour right? of course they will have. Even though ur gonna abuse me. But prior to abuse see urself in mirror or self assess urs own perspective. Here, there was no intention to disrespect urs parent but you left no choice with me. Hope you r going to understand why this comparison was being made.

[@a_sad_comic]

Thank you so much for this ❤️❤️❤️ Really means a lot . Share it with your friends & do tag me on Instagram 😃😃😃

[@abeginnerspov5968]

@Zayed Ahmed what exactly did you say?

[@earlyriserofficial]

I am from Pakistan...and much love to make me laughter 🤣🙌❣

[@bforbihariboys8892]

Maqsad mat bhulna

[@er.ganesh4435]

Bhaijaan. Maqsad nahi bhulana. 🙄😁

[@Holymonk_delta]

Bhai Maqsad bhul jao plz

[@exmuslimsahil791]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@Glammera]

The humour is of different level🤣

[@thesports4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahkalonji2744]

"भाईजान बस मक़सद नहीं भुलना"😂😂😂

[@Jen_Agnes]

Absolutely amazing! Can't wait to see you become a star!

[@ankitekkaa]

😁😁😁

[@AstroSkribbl]

"e to the power wala x" punch line epic 😂😂😂

[@samarthpandya1194]

Is none gonna talk about that person laughing hilariously in the background.

[@ShubhamWasHere]

Was it you? Coz otherwise no because the comedian performing had done the hard work in writing all the jokes. Laughing doesn't need special talent unless you are Sidhhu or Archana pooran Singh .

[@samarthpandya1194]

@@ShubhamWasHere arre bhai bhai aaram se..😂😂. I didn't know inhone wakil bhi rakh liye hai

[@ShubhamWasHere]

@@samarthpandya1194 nobody has to be a lawyer or anything to call out nonsensical comments. A rational mind would do so.

[@samarthpandya1194]

@@ShubhamWasHere and yet here you are replying to them...guess who's who

[@ShubhamWasHere]

@@samarthpandya1194 yeah because I can't stand to stupidity. But I guess that would be difficult for you to understand.

[@Ajaypal97..]

भाई जितनी तारीफ करूँ उतनी कम mujhe रात को नींद नहीं आती जब तक ekk comedy नहीं देख lu

[@krishdas4582]

"Maksad nhi bhoolna" was great!🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kirantanveer899]

What does that even mean?

[@sandeepkosta5750]

@@kirantanveer899 I think it means terrorist is from Karachi to saying another one ki maksad nahi bhulna bhai 😂😂

[@SureshKumar-jo4nr]

@@kirantanveer899 don't forget destiny (bombing)

[@dankdoge8736]

"Bhaijaan maqsad mat bhoolna" Bro that was😂😂

[@Ajay_blend]

1:46 😂😂 that laugh 🤣

[@AnandKumar-he9mx]

Ha bhai. Bahut bakchod hasi thi 😂

[@Desisamy]

😂😂

[@yajuishere]

Devil's laugh

[@AleXyOp]

Haemopathic doctor hai wo! Wah wah!

[@mayankpandey4541]

am i the only one jisko uski huhuhuhuhu se dikat ho rhi h

[@tahirtantary7438]

Muje b

[@heyyysmile2235]

Ya it's so irritating

[@souhidbaseimayum4956]

Me too 😢

[@VishnuAzad-j1s]

Ye bhand ho k baithi hai 😂😂

[@ramharidas421]

Haseeb showed that one can be a good stand up comedian without insulting a relegion or other people's beliefs. Great job man. Keep growing. ♥️

[@sksinner-skstar279]

Unless he makes fun of his own religion?

[@amanjha5916]

@@sksinner-skstar279 bruh he did mock people calling him 'go back to pakistan' But there is a subtle differences between fun and maliciousness. The guy is a gem let's not degrade ourselves in meaningless debate 👏

[@neon-astronaut]

Exactly

[@MD-mi3nl]

How come people only have problem when jokes are on Hindus. They have no problem when its on other religions.

[@amanjha5916]

@@MD-mi3nl because surprise surprise most of the jokes are on Hindus and their idols

[@asifriaz6308]

Haseeb Bhayya, Your observations are fantastic. Stay healthy and safe so that you keep us entertaining with your witty punches. Aur haan! Maqsad nahee bholna yaar!! ;)

[@Manishrayyadav7]

Another Zakir Khan of South india.mhis story telling and accent is similar to Zakir Khan..and looks too ❤️❤️

[@ShubhamWasHere]

Hmmm . Very constructive and supportive analogy. Calling him someone a look a like and completely ignoring his individuality. Luckily you didn't say his jokes also sounded like Zakir otherwise this could be the last video on this channel , ofcourse he would then start uploading on Zakir's channel. I mean were you even listening to the jokes? Or just looking at Zakir through him. Dude even Zakir wouldn't approve your comment.

[@najmaf2925]

Bilkul Muje b aaisahi laga

[@kartikaybpl]

Bhai hamare Bhopal se...aur Bhopal Indore me same accent rehta hai...baaki jo socho...par bhai apna karra hega

[@hikigayahachiman4934]

@@ShubhamWasHere i agree.Thoda bohot face resemblance zakir khan ke tarah hai(eyes and nose waghera) but bande ki unique individuality hai. He is a good comedian and will go far if he works hard. His jokes have original too.

[@ShubhamWasHere]

@@hikigayahachiman4934 absolutely man. 👍 At least you acknowledged him and his work

[@pranjalpranjal9733]

7:56 best ❤❤

[@abhishekkujur966]

Found a great comedy content after long time😂😁I am waiting for second part "Maqsad nhi bhoolna" 😍🔥

[@pratishkalokhe9642]

Inshallah🤣🤣

[@thatguy6442]

I didn't get it, What does it mean? Maqsad nehi boolna

[@ayushsinha3006]

@@thatguy6442 means "don't forget ur mission"...context of some stereotypical terrosist attack plan from pakistan.

[@thatguy6442]

@@ayushsinha3006 Thanks Gotit

[@mungsuante2628]

Glad and relieved to know that even some native Hindi speakers don't understand the meaning of Maqsad 😆 Guess it is rarely used in daily conversations.

[@ajjuvlogs90]

Hahahahhahah I randomly typed "karachi" on KZbin and this video appears. "maqsad nhai bolna"😂😂 love from Karachi ❤

[@mariambinteahmed9100]

I thought he was actually a comedian from Karachi, title dekh kar excitement mein khola tha 😀 Great comic timings though, definitely subscribing!

[@dynamicsports3787]

same here

[@abdurefidak136]

So he is not

[@valaititarka3318]

Jab usne KHan bola to main samaj gaee k yeh banda Pakistan se nai hai urdu speaking log KHANA KHANA wala “khe” aur KHYAL KHAIRIYAT different pronounce karte hain

[@moubhattacharyya1141]

@@valaititarka3318 urdu bolnewale log sirf udhar nahi hote idhar bhi hain.

[@justarandomdude6910]

@@moubhattacharyya1141 yaha wali urdu aur udhar wali me buhut farak hy bro..

[@prashipal7155]

4:47 this girl/guy's laughter is so funny😂😂😂

[@bibekanandamishra7990]

after a long time I find out someone with very fresh lines and compose.. perfect stand up ❤️

[@dipendrapandey8996]

This guy desreves more taaliya in the house. Well done khan!

[@rafiullahwaseem7209]

He has only 1 video on his channel with 1.8 Million views. That's amazing, keep it up bro!

[@KD-on7gk]

Because of the title, guess everyone got excited to see a Pakistani guy doing standup in India

[@asklifestyle2509]

Kaun kaun maqsad nahi bhoolna. Reloaded video dekh kar yaha aaya hai😂

[@SumanGore-ln9zn]

🙋