Maison No. 9 Rosé by Post Malone: That Guy Does It All!

[@davidp2888]

Unemployed sommelier? Rising star comedian? Either way, PVIII is a hero.

[@10tothe10088]

And peer! of Post Malone.

[@zogworth]

Pate

[@lordlemmingman]

I'm definitely a dedicated fan of PVIII nation. PVIII ages like a fine wine: made up of crushed remains, stored somewhere dark and damp where it doesn't see the light of day, left to stew in itself until it eventually distills into something technically dangerous for your health in large quantities, but the people who drink it know that and learn to appreciate it for what it is.

[@blizzardthesamoyed491]

What a great, and accurate, description!

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

It's truly amazing how he did those sharpie tattoos by himself. Dear, PV3 I love you way more than Post Malone.

[@JC-ln6on]

I second that.

[@unit545]

Would you do Maynard Keenan's Caduceus Cellars - He actually DOES make his own wine (almost by himself).

[@diode_wow]

Damn, such a high score for this Rosé? Posty shall now be known as Posté when we discuss his present and future wine endeavors.

[@unemployedwineguy]

I've got a soft spot in my heart for all things French. Also from prolonged heart palpitations during the divorce trial.

[@jackm.4702]

Malone is the kinda guy who would actually collab with PV3 for the laughs.

[@unemployedwineguy]

You have his people contact my people!

[@anergyboy2192]

I really want this to happen.

[@chrissirois]

@@anergyboy2192 we all do.

[@michaeldalton1874]

I desperately want this channel to end up as an NBC sitcom.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

4:40 hitting the dab like Wiz Khalifa. I shall cherish this moment forever.

[@unemployedwineguy]

My lower back doth protest a little.

[@zakw8938]

I am a dedicated fan, so I'm leaving a comment as instructed. This is it. Nailed it.

[@techno_tuna]

Nailed it

[@jordanhawk9949]

"you want to do it on Zoom?" had me howling, brilliant

[@unemployedwineguy]

They kept asking me to turn on more lights, and then were silent.

[@doctorwarpspeed8779]

My girlfriend told me that if we ever break up, I better not end up like PV3. That isn't a guarantee I can/want to make. #PV3Nation

[@eulaca]

She's just jealous, deep down she knows her friends like you more.

[@TheMdeathike]

Omg the tattoos

[@BasedPeter]

I’m disappointed he didn’t make a Watermelon-based beverage and call it Post Melon

[@gbluecheez]

Why does pvIII look good with the face tattoos though

[@unemployedwineguy]

It's like when your wife gets a totally different haircut and for a few days, you feel like you're cheating on her with this NEW lover!

[@DatGuyYonder]

That PV3 dab sent me to another dimension!

[@amoswaranch1102]

I love that you managed to put an actual legitimate wine tasting and scoring in this otherwise ridiculous and hilarious video. Love your content, keep it up.

[@meslamtea]

I do love that you actually get a proper review of the drink as well.

[@unemployedwineguy]

I try to provide what I can!

[@JMacGyver1]

When we’re passed the pandemic, I’d like to see some extended reviews, perhaps based out of a bar, as kind of a comedy club x beer and booze review collab, where you could get progressively more aggressive…I mean funny.

[@DrivenChannel]

Yeah it would be awesome if he did reviews from time to time at places like a bar or an arcade or MAYBE BOTH!! 😳

[@aymuhspunj]

Bartending Wine Guy

[@DrivenChannel]

🙄 y’all really don’t get it do you. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o33di3qaqbmaoZo

[@aymuhspunj]

@@DrivenChannel that's a sponsorship, not a full job.

[@goodnight4u]

You should review Kyle Mclaughlin's Pursued by Bear, Blushing Bear Rosé

[@unemployedwineguy]

I'm an enormous fan of that man, would love to get my hands on it!

[@andynewhouse]

So proud of yourself for that dab! Great episode - keep 'em coming!

[@unemployedwineguy]

Honestly tweaked my back a little. Been hard sleeping in the driver's seat.

[@BobfromHolland]

I might be your most dedicated fan I’ve literally kept a spreadsheet of your notable moments and ratings of everything you’ve reviewed (link below)

[@valiantabello]

Share your spreadsheet

[@tedmilonski7236]

Share. The. Spreadsheet.

[@plepgeat]

Shaaaaaare the spreaaaaadsheeeeet...

[@jaimebibelot4398]

Dude you should share that spreadsheet

[@colleenuchiyama4916]

The others are right. Share the damn spreadsheet.

[@athompson5080]

PV3! Been here since 1000 followers man, keep up the great work! Abbey has to be green with jealous rage at this point! 5 star man!

[@borisvandruff7532]

I’m a true fan. Randy for shandy, crazay for Rosé, filled with glee for PVIII.

[@decoder1157]

I like how you used the same shirt for the Bright Cellars commercial. Nice color

[@OfWhatsToCome]

Such talent and skill with art on his own face. Truly admirable.

[@10tothe10088]

PV3's non Post-Malone fans: We make up for in quality what we lack in quantity.

[@jakeb6703]

and BAC

[@SpaceCowboy02]

I’ve been hella busy but I love you man. All good wishes and love to you my dude

[@uziel277]

Not gonna lie, that dab was pretty crisp

[@unemployedwineguy]

Almost surgically precise.

[@jcwdesigns82]

I genuinely love when you genuinely like the drinks. 😊

[@cletokings4302]

Haven’t even watched the video yet, but I hit the like button because of the thumbnail alone.

[@farstrider79]

If you want to stay with rock star wines you should try Caduceus wines, they're by Maynard from TOOL. I think he is involved with the wine making though😂

[@zacharyhall7466]

I am a huge fan dude! You have spot on humor! Nailed it!

[@tomd.benjamin762]

PV3, always looking for that next sponsor! Love it, keep up the great work! 💪

[@erichenao6537]

That punch line…all the way at the end.

[@unemployedwineguy]

The video interview did not go well.

[@impact-go9086]

Been a supporter of u for the last 5 months or so. I genuinely hope you're happy and healthy! 😊

[@DanielVance]

Sexy looking bottle?! I've never heard you pay Spittoon such a compliment.

[@SquareOneForge]

I am one of your dedicated fans, I also love posty. You both rock.

[@seriosertyp8145]

Great vid as always. Would love to see a review of Buckfast aka Wreck the Hoose Juice

[@unemployedwineguy]

Buckfast has been easily the most elusive spirit I've attempted to procure.

[@johnpurdy3336]

I love u both! Keep it up PV3! Glad to know Post has a decent rosé!

[@BillBraskyy]

I am a PVIII fan, dedicated if you will (and you shall); not a Post Alone fan though... But definitely a PVIII fan.

[@vapertainment5313]

Thank you so much for this. Because of you I now know who Ozzy Osborn is since Post made him famous!

[@yungdevik]

album date soon??? 👀

[@mdelles]

cmon Malort get in on that forehead sponsorship!

[@garlicbotulism6887]

I thought the tatts were just part of the thumbnail. I was mistaken.

[@joshpeck_]

Prescott Van Malone, something the world didnt know they needed yet could not live without

[@unemployedwineguy]

I think to get the genetics right, we'd need a generation or two, but still, it could happen!

[@VlogsByJoe]

My celebrity peer...love the confidence PVIII

[@ginnyjanisse1220]

The dab was the cherry on top. Thanks dude!

[@unemployedwineguy]

I think you are calling me an ice cream sundae, and I appreciate that!

[@muchhorrorsuchwow]

What's the deal with rappers and rose' anyway? Do they just like saying the name? Is the color just that appealing?

[@henrik2518]

Could be the universe trying to tell us to avoid rosé?

[@muchhorrorsuchwow]

@@henrik2518Maybe? Who can say? I'm not a big wine guy, but Rose' does look appealing at a glance, and does sound like it would be tasty.

[@TheLottolandus]

Because it looks like Strawberry Hill!

[@calvin9303]

i watch you while i eat dinner with my family

[@sampsondriedger2027]

Absolutley a dedicated fan. Though, tattoos and well fit dress shirts are an interesting new look!

[@rebelnerfherder]

I'm an alcoholic. You are definitely my fav. Thankyou for helping me.

[@pixie997]

I love both You and Postie

[@hadendeal5727]

You should review any Rock Town Distillery product. They are a great small business located in Little Rock Arkansas with some great whiskeys and vodkas. They also made hand sanitizer for a while there, but I wouldn't suggest consuming that...

[@unemployedwineguy]

Love the local stories!

[@glipquux]

This should fit the bill. A comment to stoke the fires of the recommendation engine. Cheers

[@recneps53]

Love the reviews keep them coming

[@misswilwarin8829]

I thoroughly enjoyed being slightly horrified and embarrassed for PV3. That dab made me cringe so hard that I had to pause the video to process what I had just seen. Definitely a memorable video and definitely a PV3 fan.

[@lettersnstuff]

there’s a quiet desperation in the eyes that really sells it

[@themightymouse86]

“You wanna do it on Zoom?” -BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

[@rodaeo]

I am your most dedicated fan. I know everything about you. Everything.

[@anthonycurby4606]

Ev. Ry. Thing

[@unemployedwineguy]

Thanks Rodeo Jones! Though there's just enough edge in this that I won't be giving you my mailing address any time soon.

[@ShamelessFNGRL]

I'm upset at how good he pulls off the facetats... Edit: 5:28 wtf, I posted my comment before he said this. I need to go contemplate some things...

[@unemployedwineguy]

All feelings are valid shamelessFNGRL, so you be you!

[@dmohnot1319]

Absolute diehard fan of you, PV3. Had to comment, as per your instructions. Keep the face tats -- they look great, totally on brand for you!

[@misterbake]

your face tattoos rock! Rock on PV3! always appreciate the honest opinions :)

[@mikececconi2677]

Syracuse used to think there was nothing that could make it more ashamed, then Post Malone came along.

[@TheProject1228]

Y'all got Salt Potatoes, though!

[@gamemeister27]

I'd recommend acetone to get that sharpie off, Mr. Prescott.

[@surcettinr2600]

I've heard of Post Malone, don't know any of the music off the top of my head, but I do know I now want to try "his" rosè... because of you PVIII.

[@unemployedwineguy]

Tell him I sent you!

[@CameronBuckcamdeeman]

That ending though! LOL

[@PutLifeBoard]

I love this. Thanks PV3.

[@Zeppenfeldgarden]

I was just looking for a simple review on this wine and ended up enjoying this 😂

[@jimfabry]

Maynard Keenan (from Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer) does in fact make his own wine (with machinery and a small team) while maintaining a career with 3 touring musical acts... Caduceus Cellars could make an interesting video. Wines from Arizona.

[@iamcool544]

Fucking top tier. Glory to PV3! #PV3Nation

[@eugenestickler8699]

As a member of unemployed society currently, I am a huge and dedicated fan to the PVIII nation. There's absolutely nothing like having nothing to do, no money, and boozing it up. I feel you on the ex-wife problems. My ex-wife hated the lifestyle of a dedicated boozer. Honestly, we're better off without them my friend. Have a good one.

[@robertl6196]

Is Dean in the fridge?

[@aldo9923]

I love you pv3. Keep up the great work

[@POTATOEMPN]

Now I can only imagine Post Malone, the traveling Bard. Making his wine in his free time, tending to his lyrical garden.

[@My_Naginta]

I'm one of your most dedicated fans! I beg you to try Kraken rum

[@My_Naginta]

Also, idc for his music but Malone seems like a pretty chill dude. 10/10 would listen to your collab with him

[@altk3y]

That neck sharpie tattoo is low-key fire.

[@chasecarpenter8626]

Definitely a PV3 fan, ol' Pre-Malone can kick rocks

[@barbarapugh5662]

Definitely a dedicated fan of PVIII , (wasn't totally sure who Post Malone is 😨 but I'm English , old and hang around folk festivals so I think I can get away with it) The effort with the face tattoos is truly admirable but please , please , please what in the name of the unholy Morris dancer is the neck one ?? It looks suspiciously like a gentleman's private bells if you know what I mean 🐿️

[@BriarHood]

Well, you convinced me to try it. Wanted to feel like a bad boy. Not a wine guy but I actually like it.

[@j-willy4137]

I drank my first bottle of Maision #9 room temp & from the bottle, glad I did it right.

[@gadguard]

Just ask him to play a game of commander. He's been making the circuits with the magic the gathering KZbinrs.

[@BlakeMcCringleberry]

Good luck, PV3! Maybe your interviewer is a huge PM fan and those tattoos will endear you to him.

[@GeminiStars]

Dedicated PV3 fan! The face tattoos do make me emotionally confused, but the throat tattoo somehow works.

[@JackDanielThe7th]

Love the dedication

[@jimbeam7636]

I wanna see a Post Malone and PVIII crossover on I HATE YOUR DECK. Seeing you review MAGIC: The Gathering, and getting drunk and sommeliering drinks and games would be funny.

[@guffgorilla]

Love the fresh ink 😆

[@pablofiasco2]

anybody else really, really, REALLY, want to see a "Post Malone Reacts" video to this?

[@unemployedwineguy]

None so more than I!

[@derpderpus6075]

PV3, without your videos, I fall apart.

[@jimmycarter1342]

I can’t tell if you like this rosé or post Malone more 😂 good video though

[@myhairgoesup]

Dave and Busters money showing cause of those new shirt creases

[@hosonitz]

I almost died just reading the description and looking at the picture

[@donnabarrett2781]

I’ll have to try this wine. You sold me.

[@unemployedwineguy]

You won't regret it! Unless you have several bottles and end up naked, passed out on a golf course you don't remember ever going to. Then you may have some regrets.

[@devilsdoorbell]

I think my favorite celebrity between Post Malone and PV3 is Lil Wayne's guitar solos.

[@unemployedwineguy]

They do indeed shred, my friend.

[@ezmo9999]

This chanel is art

[@devinconway5944]

I'm a dedicated PVIII fan

[@Greg-TC]

PV3 bein a straight up g once again

[@TheQuickestDraw]

Proud member of the PV3 nation and totally indifferent to PM.

[@garrettpeek3551]

PV3 was #1 until I saw Posty on Game Knights. Now you're equal 🤣

[@LayZeeChill]

Interesting new look PVIII!

[@benvasilinda9729]

Even with all the Sharpie tats, Prescott still pulls it off wearing his high end George collection dress attire. Money must be rolling in these days.

[@kalevstheworld]

The barbed wire tattoo being upside down was probably unintentional but it's incredible lol

[@unemployedwineguy]

How dare you! of COURSE it was unintentional!