Malört + The Unemployed Wine Guy: We're Officially Hitched!

[@verdatum]

Hey Malort people: I am specifically gonna buy my first bottle of your product because of this. I never would have considered doing such a thing without the hard work of PV3. This is marketing done right.

[@It-b-Blair]

Same

[@itshofftime]

I'm on the malort wagon now, too. PV3 for life. Malort for PV3.

[@Spamsmoothie1701]

I actually bought a bottle of Malort because of this channel.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004]

"I'm going to punch myself in the testicles because the testicle punching company sponsors funny man on youtube who punches himself in the testicles."

[@KnifeSpoon720]

PV3 single-handedly did more for Malört than anyone else in history. It's only right

[@user54389]

Congrats on becoming "Employed Malort Guy"!

[@RPBLCofRGHandRDY]

👏😆

[@michelhv]

“Sir, according to our statistics, nobody has ever drunk that much Malört.” HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE.

[@somerandomguy32]

The genius in marketing who finally went "well he's not wrong ..hell ..i'd even take a shot with him " deserves recognition..and half the psychiatrist bill for poor pv3

[@hardietucker4256]

The Malört Jell-O has to have been what got him across the line

[@Chlorate299]

Well, Malört certainly knows their market! "This stuff is horrible, but people buy it anyway!"

[@llab3903]

It’s about time you were recognized for your Malort contributions to the world

[@jameshoopes6467]

I’m not crying! It’s the onions I’m cutting. We’re so proud of our PV3.

[@weswesaw1094]

I'm pretty sure that's the malort lol

[@Paranitis]

Well that's mean. Why are you making onions cry?

[@oldmanuncle1237]

This is so cool to see. I was brought here in early pandemic era by the everclear review!!

[@thesolarengineer]

"I fully support Prescott and his endeavors" - Dr. Van Nostrand, The Institute.

[@Herculesbiggercousin]

You randomly came across my feed one day several weeks ago, and I’ve been drip fed your malört content enough to have found myself here at this announcement. And, funny enough, I actually want to try some Malört for myself because of all of this lol

[@bobbygarza6263]

I'm so proud of you. You've come so far in the name of entertaining others at your expense.

[@puro52]

makes me somewhat proud as a swede of having names some of the best food in the world: malört, surströmming and snus(?)

[@joebidensdentures4541]

My God. They did it. They really did it.

[@gabeb4396]

Lmao some friends and I paid a friend to drink the Malort&ranch you did that one time. It ruined his week, it was amazing. I’m so happy for this.

[@julilla1]

PV3, this is a great marriage! It surely won't end up like your last one. Congrats!

[@SGrey-fk3zf]

So proud. Getting a little teary eyed here.

[@TheDonElain]

A joyous day indeed good sir, congrats!

[@nappa0582]

WE DID IT! HE DID IT!

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

I DID try Malort cause of your channel, so that was fun.

[@boskaliscanada-media793]

I don't even drink, yet find myself googling Malört Canada, dang... no Maple syrup Malört slider shots for me.

[@ChrisStrub]

LET’S FREAKING GOOOOOOO. Why am I so proud of a guy I’ve never met?

[@katieamarsh]

I had never even heard of it until you first taste tested it.

[@MiyuHonkai]

Congrats! Super happy for you, and I hope it's just the first of many sponsorships!

[@chuckfinley6747]

Congratulations PV3. I hope you and the cats had a great celebration.

[@davidp2888]

This man is an icon.

[@laughingwombat16]

Now every video gets to start with a shot of Malort!

[@ceoofsony5924]

been watching you sinc the pandemic brother, its been a journey. This is so epic to watch.

[@Gersberms]

Congrats, you've worked so hard for that! You deserve every bit of it. Every drop. Of the awesome flavor. So much flavor.

[@OfKingsXI]

Nice! Hopefully we can get an everclear sponsorship next!

[@chronosorion6911]

Oh you poor broken man, I’m sorry for any part my eyes on all your funny Malort played in this. I know it’s probably nice to have the stability of a backer, but is the “garbage juice” really worth that squeeze? 😂 seriously though, if you’re happy, we’re happy for ya!

[@neocore_2515]

Instead of going to the polls in November, I shall buy Malort!

[@Zombienekers]

Maybe both. distract yourself a bit from the dire state of this sorry country.

[@It-b-Blair]

Please vote, and then finish the day with Malort to remind you how wonderful our situation is 👍😅😵‍💫

[@bjf10]

Malort, somehow, impossibly, tastes like something that has been dead longer than either candidate.

[@sebigrell]

Please do both. I'll take a shot of malort after voting if you do

[@KnifeSpoon720]

Good choice. America is fucked

[@garyv83]

Congratulations on the Mälortening, Prescott! Mazel tov! Where are you registered? Oh, who am I kidding! How many gallons of Mälort should we send???

[@HisVirusness]

That's awesome!

[@t.sheppard5940]

Congratulations. I was just watching your fast food reviews (Sonic Foot Long) from years ago. I hope the Carl Jeppson Company is kinder than their Malort.🎉

[@KingLightningSR]

Oh ma lort!! Amzing

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

This was planned from the start, it’s the long con, PVIII has loved Malört all along and craves it, we’ve been bamBOOZled and hoodwinked Nothing is real

[@drasticboxxmedia]

Been with ya since your first rounds of videos. Lol how far you’ve come. So awesome to see your hard work paying off, and it’s only the beginning!

[@isaacpage7796]

Dear God, PVM3, what have you done?!?!?! I'm here for it though.

[@BatteryAddicted]

HAH - Way to go PV3!!!! Congrats! Looking forward to more videos :D

[@gyrz19]

I still wanna see a Malort Mixology where you make a Bloody Mary with Malort.

[@LastoftheInfamousWinos]

This is both great and disturbing

[@42evad]

the production quality on this video was *chef's kiss*! Can't wait to see what you have in store! :D

[@bertyamgeebler1865]

ahh the nectar of the gods - sounds like youll have a lifetime supply :)

[@Ekoorb001]

Yay PV3!!! You should add some Malört margaritas to the mixology menu!

[@Mark-zu6oz]

You've certainly earned it!!!

[@repurposedrestoration1498]

Congratulations!!! Well deserved.🤣🤣

[@nautifella]

*_Congratulations on the new sponsor._* I am happy for you. I wonder if Malört realizes that you'd still shill for them for free? I guess we will never know.

[@leadpaintchips9461]

Well what he's been doing, I wouldn't exactly call 'shilling'. Normally that's talking up a product and his Malört journey has been anything but that.

[@johnnyrayh5858]

The new face of malort

[@johnekare8376]

Congratulations!

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Your 'I'm human!' suddenly made me become very suspicious of that claim. We're on to you, LizardPerson Wine Guy! 🤣

[@pwnstroyer]

I would have never imagined this day would come but I couldn’t be happier for you! Cheers to Malort for being that cool.

[@mikeh915]

That's one way to silence the critics. Put them on the payroll. 🤣

[@TobyCormier]

What a journey.. Reviewing 151 and MD 2020 in your old kitchen to this.. Proud of you bud!

[@cuminbum]

What a coincidence! I just bought a bottle today! It was the last one at the store too! People must love this stuff!

[@erinsmith9705]

I’m so happy for you? Congratulations on the sponsorship, for real!!

[@WatchesandTequila]

Nice Work & Congrats! I guess it's true, What doesn't kill you, makes you Stronger.

[@PhilWurth25]

Same energy as some guys who are actually about to get married lol.

[@jeanboutin9039]

WOW! I am really happy for you. You deserve it!

[@LacySereduk]

I will now put serious effort into finally procuring a bottle of Malort now that they've made an honest man out of you. I haven't found a bottle yet but now I'm going to bug my liquor store people. CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🎉

[@devinhardy1832]

Congratulations and my condolences!

[@IRAMightyPirate]

The "not now spittoon" was so smooth.

[@texags2017]

Malort PR peeps: I bought my first bottle a few months ago solely due to PV3. And then I bought a few more for all my friends. So def keep it up with this man.

[@DoubleDsp]

Such an awesome work! Good job! 👍

[@Luppostm]

Hey Malört, Prescott has opened my eyes to your product. Thank him as I thank him.

[@asdasdaee2232]

Finally he's the employedwineguy!!!

[@travismearns3524]

Malort is now on my shopping list. Showing some love

[@IlaRousser]

Just think of all the thousands of Malört concoctions you'll be trying!

[@davideastly9204]

Nice cutaway at 1:33. You know what I'm talking about!!

[@doc2398]

Woohoo! All aboard the Malort gravy train!

[@muddlewait8844]

Congratulations! For the record, I’ve bought 2 bottles specifically and only because of you.

[@Wolfofthenightt]

My boy got a bag, so happy to see his growth.

[@DanielVance]

It's clear PV3's head had already gotten too big from this news, shoving Spittoon aside like that. Atleast maybe now we'll get those Halloween and Christmas Spittoon ASMR holiday videos we've all wanted for so long with all that sponsorship money.

[@vibortravas2932]

Dear Prescott Vanmeyer III, and although I live in Germany, I have a lot of Chicago fans around me... I would love to get some Malort (which I almost would not know if it wasnt for you) - You are a great representative for Malort, and you are an even better one for Dom Perignon

[@derekbender]

Congrats Employed Malort Guy!

[@lucasblanchard47]

Be the Malört you wish to see in the world. So…nothing, I guess? Be nothing haha. Much love from Texas!

[@alanlamb7062]

This prestigious occasion earned a sub..!

[@jakekuhlemeier]

Love this, love everything about it

[@theycallmeowl1419]

great video m'lort

[@richarddavis8256]

I need the sticker.

[@unmanaged]

Old Style and a shot of malort= Chicago Handshake 🤝

[@f00dify]

One thing I love about the Malort people they don’t take themselves too seriously

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

PV3 really went, 'It's Malorting time!" and Malorted all over the place. Old Jeppson would be proud.

[@eatincookie]

Congratulations! Are the "I Malörted" stickers for sale?

[@srh667]

Well that’s a thing, you did. It’s definitely something…some kinda…thing. Yup. It happened, and is happening, to you, and that’s a good thing…right? Yea!

[@Hellgrinde]

I honestly never even heard of malort before PV3. Way to go guys 👍

[@ottopartz1]

Hopefully PV3 will become the Malort ambassador and be able to share the ahh umm umm joy, yes joy of Malort across this great land!

[@plepgeat]

Time for a run of vintage cocktails made with Malört - sidecar, Manhattan, gimlet, Algonquin, Rob Roy, old fashioned... O THE HORROR

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Imagine watching a guy absolutely tear your disgusting product to pieces dozens of times over and saying "That guy should be our salesman"

[@hopkinsjr436]

❤❤ Much love

[@authorrayrogers]

Getting paid to pretend to enjoy Malort... Probably not what you answered in middle school when they asked you what you wanted to be when you grow up.

[@mephisto5030]

I neeed a roll of those stickers!

[@DrewsOnFirst]

Give him a lifetime supply of Malort, so like 2 bottles.

[@HubertMotleyJr]

I'm so proud of you! 😭😃

[@blairco]

I just Malorted my bed!

[@TheTom951guitar]

I'm so proud 🥲🥲🥲

[@RLSmoke]

How to drink mentioned drinks you should try with Malort! You should check them out!

[@stevejackson9952]

Listen to me closely PV3....Malort and thickner is something they'd do on Jackass to people they dont like. You will never be the same on the inside again.

[@BeardedRaven]

Way to go man!

[@Azhrei776]

Congrats! Could not have happened to a better man.