Once again, men in pointy white hats cannot be trusted in important leadership roles... How many times does the Imperium need to learn this lesson! To join the Auction for the Shmalan Kar Canvas go here : bit.ly/3yurtOJ All instructions on how to bid as well as the details regarding the artwork are on there. If you want a smaller version of it that you don't have to bid for, Go here : bit.ly/2WDX3wC I made it significantly easier than the video version lol Otherwise send us a dollar for some cheeky flicks or $5 to get your very own Majorkill sticker here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
@Dat22ndGuy3 жыл бұрын
drinking is kinda good though, not gonna lie i eat yes good good yes no hue hue weee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Butter_Warrior993 жыл бұрын
Can you do the story on how the Ultramarines lost their first company?
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd3 жыл бұрын
Will we get lore on the psykers?
@whyjnot4203 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that art looks goddamned amazing.
@grantpaterson10163 жыл бұрын
The Age of Apostacy...or better known by it's full title 'the age that the pedo Lorgar got to watch him win the war as everyone now follows his teachings'
@BigTylt3 жыл бұрын
"Goge Vandire renamed the Daughters of the Emperor to the Brides of the Emperor" Ah, yes, the Adeptus Alabamus.
@gMoney19923 жыл бұрын
just made my day
@THExRISER3 жыл бұрын
Top-tier joke.
@corymalik13243 жыл бұрын
Damn
@mosestheleader253 жыл бұрын
You just won my week. hahaha
@praisethesun.praisedeussol60513 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@kilotun83163 жыл бұрын
"Seriously? You turned over control of the Imperium to a guy called Goge Vandire? That is seriously the most evil name EVER." - Big E
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
“On behalf of all humanity, I’m really sorry my lord.” - kitten
@Dadecorban3 жыл бұрын
Doge
@cheeseceo67212 жыл бұрын
i would E too big man
@Ballin4Vengeance2 жыл бұрын
Doge Vandire
@bootybreakeronlyformen Жыл бұрын
@@Dadecorban Doge makes it sound goofyer ngl
@Fackeldackel3 жыл бұрын
This era proofs once again the two golden rules of 40k: 1) Dont attack Fenris 2) Dont piss off the Black Templars aka "weaponized authism"
@alek79983 жыл бұрын
3) Stay the fuck away from a custodian
@fishbucket86073 жыл бұрын
4) don't try to investigate Dark Angel
@Julian-vl7vn3 жыл бұрын
5) Don't get captured alive by Dark Eldar
@alek79983 жыл бұрын
@@Julian-vl7vn 6) Dont get captured dead by Dark Eldar
@Fackeldackel3 жыл бұрын
@@Julian-vl7vn Some people might enjoy it though...
@TheKingsPride3 жыл бұрын
Hey look it’s Doge Vandire. “I assure you, it’s absolutely necessary that the brides of the emperor go barefoot throughout the palace”
@one5e Жыл бұрын
“They gotta step in mud too that’s the emperor’s will”
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
The age of apostasy is even more interesting when you think that Big E himself must’ve been at least a little bit conscious of what was going on, but for the first time in his thousands of years of existence could not do anything about it. Except create warp storms and scream a lot. He needed Thor to fix it for him. For the first time ever, he had to rely on someone else. Not because he was too busy or couldn’t be bothered, but because he was physically incapable of solving the problem by himself. That has to have been a hell of an experience for him.
@MrHellsing763 жыл бұрын
Imagine his frustration at the Legio Custodes dicking around in the palace and having no idea what's going on.
@jakubgrzybek61813 жыл бұрын
@@MrHellsing76 fuckers were just oiling their abs and sliding all over the floor...
@gravetender43493 жыл бұрын
He has no mouth and he must scream
@masstv90523 жыл бұрын
I just have to disagree on a small point. The Big E very often relied on others to solve problems for him, even if he was just a guiding hand (like with Thor solving the Age of Apostasy). He relied on Malcador to not only help build the Emporium, but relied on Malcador's wisdom & knowledge near the collapse during the Horace Heracy, to build & establish the institutions that would guide the Emporium if the emperor died or became incapacitated. And also relied on Malcador to find the right people, hand-picking those who would run these new institutions. And relied on Malcador's psycker powers, to help power the Golden Throne when he couldn't while dealing with Horace. He relied on many war heros to handle situations through out the galaxy. He also relied on many, many others. Like the other immortals like Malcador, with many of those helping build his original warriors. As well as doing many other things in helping build the Emporium Then relied on the Genetic moon cults to build better ( and more on a larger scale) space Marines. He relied on Members of the mechanicum, when making a treaty with mars, to build and supply his weapons & warships. He also relied on the "mother of the Primarchs" in order to get his primarchs made. Even though she shot Them into space headed for unknown worlds. He Relied on many people to solve problems.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
@@masstv9052 I understand your point, and please excuse me if I get details wrong. This is all just my opinion, my read of the character. Personally, I think it’s one thing to chose to enlist the aid of the people around you in order to accomplish a goal it would take too much time or be too troublesome to do yourself. It’s another to suddenly have no choice in the matter. Before, the Emperor at least had the option of intervening personally if he saw the need. Now, his Imperium, everything he fought for, is in very dire need, and he CAN’T intervene personally, no matter how badly he may want to. He might want to crush Vandire’s head like a grape, but he can’t do that from his chair. He has no choice but to get someone else to do it for him. He has all the power in the universe, except for the power to make his situation any better.
@DahLekKnight3 жыл бұрын
Chaos was like... Nurgle: This your guy, Khorne? Khorne: No. Slaanesh? Slaanesh: No. Tzeentch? Tzeentch: No... All: ...LOL
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
Chaos works hard But it simply cannot compete with the sheer unstoppable power of Asshole
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
@@AnIdiotsLantern If there was a Chaos God of unbridled stupidity, he/she/it would reign supreme.
@vantablack28473 жыл бұрын
At this point there should be a chaos god born out of stupidity and assholelry (no, not THAT asshole, slannessh)
@HioshimaFried3 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599I have a theory about the big E himself and the subject of the stupidity of Man but dare not write it out, in fear of being a heretic
@Nutellafuerst3 жыл бұрын
could say the same about that Inquisitor who kicked off the months of shame
@venkelos69963 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about the Age of Apostacy was after Vandire was dead, and Thor wasn't going to assume power. He basically got told he WOULD accept, or he'd be killed as a heretic. Not wise to turn down the Imperium.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
What’s wild is that Big E’s biggest flaw was always thinking he could do everything himself. He was an all powerful immortal being. So as a result, he didn’t build a throne or an astronomicon or even really an Imperium that could function without him. Why, when he was going to live forever? Then the age of apostasy happens and for the first time in his existence, the Emperor is powerless to stop it. He needs Thor to do it for him. For the first time, he has to rely on someone else. Character growth!
@TheCorrodedMan11 ай бұрын
@@AnIdiotsLanternNot really, he went from “I can do anything” arrogance to “I can’t fix shit, so you’ll do” arrogance.
@philipclay85313 жыл бұрын
I love your Battlemace 40M content.
@ieatpeopleand3 жыл бұрын
You mean Conflictbonk M40.😎
@aweshetdima21573 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Fightclub Year 40,000?
@saviorebello73423 жыл бұрын
I am a self-proclaimed idiot. Can someone please tell me a "different way" of pronouncing Shmalan Kar? I mean, I know that the artwork MajorKill commissioned is of Shmalan Kar, and no one else. But what other names sound like that? I've been racking my brains for about half an hour and am lost!
@countshrubula59973 жыл бұрын
@@saviorebello7342 meow gun roar
@theslayerssanctum55343 жыл бұрын
CombatAxe 40 trillion
@GeraltofRivia223 жыл бұрын
So basically billions of lives could've been saved if the Space Marines/ Custodes/Mechanicus weren't so apathetic.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
They just didn’t want to do the paperwork. This nerd was willing to do it for them? What’s the worst that can happen?
@Marth6673 жыл бұрын
Millenia spent dealing with fuckwits makes you apathetic. Former customer support dude.
@pyraastarte96093 жыл бұрын
@@Marth667 the salamanders would like a word with you
@GearShotgun2 жыл бұрын
The Marines and Mechanicus I could understand, since they’re too busy dealing with other shit. The Custodes on the other hand should’ve clapped him long before they finally got involved. Especially since we know they have agents and operatives outside the Imperial palace and would’ve been fully aware of what was going on.
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Жыл бұрын
actually, sadly, yes...
@NPC-rq6vn3 жыл бұрын
"I'm too busy to die. I have many WikiFeet pages to edit." Doge Vandire's last words.
@Knight_Trooper3 жыл бұрын
Adeptus Ridiculous is very funny
@alaricplett67253 жыл бұрын
we must boost the doge to the highest comment
@madmanvarietyshow96053 жыл бұрын
THE HOLY WIKIFEET PAGES
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
“My friend I know things may look bad right now… but it’s gonna get WAY worse.” -The Age of Apostasy in a Nutshell
@wither56733 жыл бұрын
i cant not see this as a grizzled guardsman speaking with a heavy Russian accent lol
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
It would definitely be a Kreigsman talking to a regular Guardsman on a Pleasure World.
@sabreTXC33 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIfYlnioa6yhfqs
@anubis24813 жыл бұрын
We told him to take control of the Imperium.. and he did it, the absolute Madlad
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
And he did it with PAPERWORK. Big E must’ve been so impressed. Really you can tell how impressed he was by the warp storms he made.
@HughReadTheThird3 жыл бұрын
Super creepy how he manipulated all of his body guards into letting him fuck them
@MrFallenone3 жыл бұрын
@@HughReadTheThird Read up on cult leaders. This was done in real life.
@7ElevenTruther3 жыл бұрын
@@HughReadTheThird Cult leaders never pass up an oppertunity get their followers to provide personal favours for their prophet/emmisary of god/reincarnation of jesus and as we know, this is typically exploited by pedophiles to sate their fucked up sensual desires. Churches and cults really are quite pedophile magnets. Here in the US alone we have examples like david koresh, a guy who convinced his followers that he was the reincarnation of christ and to pledge their pre teen girls as his concubines, tom cruise and his cult, oh and lets not forget about the mormons cause they pay 10% of their annual income to their church's coffers and mormon housewifes have even produced disgusting tween romance novels to subley peddle their values to children. Don't ask how I know that but seriously theres a blantant anti abortion undertone going on in Twilight and as a staunch supporter of abortion I feel the need to mention that cause everyone knows 'pro life' might as well be called 'pro retarded.'
@usernamealreadytaken93303 жыл бұрын
"Five trillion people died which is yeah that a lot overall bit of a bad time" Yup he is Australian alright.
@janisir45299 күн бұрын
The best part is that only half of it was during the Horus Heresy, the other half was just purged under suspicion of chaos infestation after Horus was defeated.
@trevorday79232 жыл бұрын
I now have an image of all the Gods of Chaos sitting back in comfy chairs and having the Chaos-equivilent of a movie night, kicking back with beers and popcorn, while they watched the Imperrium destroy themselves just for the hell of it
@Tmanowns3 жыл бұрын
Perfectly timed for me to watch this while I wait for the new Adeptus Ridiculous!
@dragothromak62613 жыл бұрын
Doge Vandier is pleased….. MORE FEET
@Tmanowns3 жыл бұрын
@@dragothromak6261 "sisters, you need to invade the Gallery of Pain barefoot!"
@sethleoric25983 жыл бұрын
Winning is our tradition
@DK55893 жыл бұрын
It's no longer Warhammer 40K, it will now be referred to as Conflict Mallet XL.. I didn't realise 40,000 in roman numerals is just XL. Kinda underwhelming but oh well.
@charliecooper65862 жыл бұрын
Conflict mallet XD
@skynyrdjesus2 жыл бұрын
That's just 40 lol
@Eleven2172 жыл бұрын
The _extra large hammah_
@mtg_4606 Жыл бұрын
you physically cant represent 40,000 with roman numerals
@comm___48713 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: Discord Moderator takes advantage of the entire Human race and then gets decapitated by his murder wives
@marcuslee16843 жыл бұрын
Dang, the artwork for the Brides of the Emperor is downright beautiful!
@hectordejesus91943 жыл бұрын
At 0:14 The Death Guard were not pleased with their Primarch being called names and your can see they sent in one of their agents to spy on Majorkill
@epaminon61962 жыл бұрын
Goge Vandire ruled a Galactic Empire unopposed for over 70 years whilst having a harem of warrior maidens. Say what you want about him - he had a good run.
@robertnelson95992 жыл бұрын
If only he wasn't wasting resources and destroying entire planets for no reason during this time.
@epaminon61962 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs... And then making the mother hens watch the execution of their offspring as a stern reminder for others, right?
@epaminon61962 жыл бұрын
@JAEDEN ABNER D'SA 🤨
@kingofmisfits92862 жыл бұрын
He's the space version of Ainz...minus the entire skeleton body.
@nothingunderthemask2 жыл бұрын
@JAEDEN ABNER D'SA heretic. The only god here is the GLORIOUS GOD EMPRAH
@Madjo-qj2ge3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Doge Vandire and Battlemace 42 Million
@stratecal7963 жыл бұрын
"officially, the Ordo Sicarius monitors the Officio Assassinorum, unofficially, the Ordo Sicarius is completely dedicated to monitoring the Knight Champion of Macragge: Cato Sicarius".
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
“Why is he still aliiiiive”
@ronanchristiana.belleza92703 жыл бұрын
@@AnIdiotsLantern Because he is I CATO SICARIOUS FOR I'AM THE GREATEST FOR IT IS I CATO SICARIOUS THE GREATEST ULTRAMARINE EVER!!!
@mariolis8 ай бұрын
take my like and go
@tylerm60802 жыл бұрын
new to 40k started with leuten lore videos and found this channel and gotta say the love you give out to other artists is ridiculous keep it up man!
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd3 жыл бұрын
Do lore on Eldar exodites, corsairs, and eldar paths please
@BigBroKuma3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@derrickzane58343 жыл бұрын
Now I want to play the ultimate smashup of tabletop games in "Battle Mace: 40,000,000" & "Conflict-Dagger". Get on that Majorkil, the masses have needs.
@MrFallenone3 жыл бұрын
"On atacking Fenris and other ways to die" - By The Bunch of heretics.
@Whiskeey6663 жыл бұрын
the age of apostacy was prob more dangerous to the imperium as an institution, while HH was more dangerous in an existential way also, this is why Fab-stodes have to attend the high lord meetings
@blademaker98432 жыл бұрын
No, Wamudes isn’t allowed there… or anywhere exterminatus can be ordered from. We don’t need his hatred of the “normals” flaring up.
@evanlight25503 жыл бұрын
Maybe I’m just a psychopath, but 5 trillion sounds incredibly low for Warhammer…
@thinkinyblinko66663 жыл бұрын
Its at least a few hundred planets worth of death
@evanlight25503 жыл бұрын
@@thinkinyblinko6666 sounds about right, just expected more death… what is wrong with me?
@thinkinyblinko66663 жыл бұрын
@@evanlight2550 the writing does imply much larger scale destruction and it's always so inconsistent. Like the conquest of Ullanor, the largest battle in the great crusade only had like 30 mil combatants. If it was 30 billion that would make more sense.
@evanlight25503 жыл бұрын
@@thinkinyblinko6666 see the thing is, million and billion just sound so infinitesimally small in a sci-fi war setting, like 40k or Star Wars. The million clones part really doesn’t make sense when this army is meant to cross an entire galaxy with billions of worlds with just as many moons and bases in space. So when in 40k I hear a trillion, a number that just feels so small to such a power and large empire like the Imperium, I just feel like there should be more dead or at least more destruction.
@michellewilt44793 жыл бұрын
5 trillion is rookie numbers. I need to be put in charge, I'll pump those numbers up within a week. Cyclonic torpedo for you! Virus bomb for you! Exterminatus for everyone!
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
Vandire: "I want you...to ATTACK THE SPACE MARINES!" Generals and Admirals: "Hahaha...oh, you were serious? M'Lord, have you SEEN Space Marines?" Vandire: "Is that a no!?" Generals and Admirals: "Yeah, a HARD no."
@fourtwentyist3 жыл бұрын
seriously that square heavy chunk of metal on a stickk 40000000000 gazillion art work is sick.
@dueinuremom50823 жыл бұрын
I suppose his body guards also protected him from blue balls
@Vengeance_Prime3 жыл бұрын
Is that’s Actually a part of the lore ?
@aleyaitsuka2 жыл бұрын
@@Vengeance_Prime At one point, yes. But they retconned it to make it less horny
@packbrothermiller28303 жыл бұрын
A good way to start the morning new majorkill and coffee
@LordCommissarLex3 жыл бұрын
Watching your video yesterday has motivated me to get back in shape thank you.
@ronaldmartin36753 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the great content man! I Always look forward to your video drops!
@eichler7213 жыл бұрын
Great video. I agree that being a citizen of the Imperium would suck worse during the Age of Apostasy unless you where on a world the Chaos Astartes invaded. However the Horus Heresy wrecked the Imperium far worse by destroying the Mechanicum and innovation as well as the Astartes Legions that would wreck everything but the Necrons in current 40K. Either way being a regular human would suck.
@NRAllen3 жыл бұрын
Best Battlemace 40M content by the super British, ColonelDeath!
@apostoldimov98563 жыл бұрын
Did you just promoted my favourite pice of shit from Major to Colonel? Yes you did xD
@NRAllen3 жыл бұрын
And a promotion from Australian to British! They grow up so fast, don't they?
@lizadon07403 жыл бұрын
@@NRAllen thats a demotion.
@NRAllen3 жыл бұрын
Well I can't argue with you on that, but I also cannot agree with you cause I'm never wrong. So I'll just say blueberry
@matThaHatter3 жыл бұрын
8:25 You can bet I'd be tearing that up too!
@0mn0mable2 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this and i just think its so cool that like the youtuber from my fandom is creating unique bespoke pieces of top tier art! :D
@henrykkeszenowicz46643 жыл бұрын
Well, since the political system of the Imperium is a shit semi-feudal Imperial dystopia, it's natural that shit would happen due to the state itself. It adds some believability and a bit realism to the otherwise over the top unrealistic universe.
@ImNtDead2 жыл бұрын
I hope, truly sincerely hope that the Emperor said "bitch"
@MsTruebi3 жыл бұрын
if people had called it Reign In Blood instead of Reign of Blood, it would have been way cooler. Also: Khorne likes SLAYER
@kingremus75443 жыл бұрын
Cool Shit! Do a video on how traitor Astartes are made!
@sunhunter09143 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Hawk boy was still sane
@73mleduc3 жыл бұрын
cheese grater! That sentence was the best part of an already great video.
@The_Lurker3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Thor is the only one deserving of the title "hero"
@42Mrgreenman3 жыл бұрын
No one expects the Protestant Reformation! Way to go Martian Luthor!
@gustav23583 жыл бұрын
that print is sick
@45johngalt3 жыл бұрын
Love ur stuff Mr. Major Kill!
@matthinton193 жыл бұрын
Worst than the horus heresy. There's that prison colony education
@EmpRuler2 жыл бұрын
The Virgin Goge vs the Chad Seb
@jacksontheripper27153 жыл бұрын
Great video mate! Also i noticed you have never done a Genestealer cult video, they are a faction on the tabletop so i think it would do well.
@AnIdiotsLantern3 жыл бұрын
Inquisitor Draco’s favorite faction
@nvn503 жыл бұрын
The writers did say that the sisters entertained him with exotic skills
@christinedempsey85723 жыл бұрын
Is it just me is is the picture with the emporer with the sword and the skull with red eyes rly terrifying like it's looking into my soul and burned into the back of my eyes
@NoInfoAvail3 жыл бұрын
I turned this video on and my daughter got scared by your face. Thanks Major Kill. I love your stuff.
@Betterthenme3 жыл бұрын
Goge was a true sigma who was on the Ecclesiarchillionair grindset
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
Naah , he was a beta
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
You have committed the ultimate heresy! Not only have you turned your back on the Emperor, and stepped from His light, you have profaned His name, and almost destroyed everything He has striven to build! You have perverted and twisted the path He has laid out for Mankind to tread! As your own decrees have stated, there can be no mercy for such a criminal! I renounce your lordship! You walk in the darkness, and cannot be allowed to live. Your sentence is long overdue, and now it is time for you to die! I don't have time to die, I'M TOO BUSY! [Sisterly stabbing]
@griegomas3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm not a big fan of chaos either. It's cool and all, but i've never felt that everyone falling to chaos stands up to much scrutiny. Much more realistic that someone would seek power like this guy did, within the structure of the imperium. Being a part of chaos so clearly sucks, and it's not like that was unknown when all the primarchs etc started falling.
@yttryff61599 ай бұрын
This is one of the only times for humanity fought on chaos corrupted it's like BattleTech except without the
@jazzytims8832 жыл бұрын
Lol "I'm getting really good at these pronounce-ations" got me really good for some "raisin"
@JeancarlosRPerez3 жыл бұрын
All Hail Doge Vandire and his army of Sororitas Feet! Also, great artwork Majorkill :D
@beowulf45453 жыл бұрын
That canvas...but paycheck.....but the art.....I'll get paid another time.
@pheonixshaman3 жыл бұрын
"Things had gotten too safe and comfortable." This actually explains every civilizational collapse, including the one the "west" is currently going through. Good stuff.
@yeager143 жыл бұрын
You'll also find it's a certain group of people contributing a lot to the current collapse in the west
@yeager143 жыл бұрын
@@Dimitris_Half well kinda. But only the ones with little hats.
@yeager143 жыл бұрын
@@Dimitris_Half that's pretty sexist bro.
@khylerbane45233 жыл бұрын
“Bitch, just listen to the Custodies. Do you know how difficult it is for me to communicate with people as a fucking skeletal battery? Go kill Goge and fuck off.” I now officially believe that this is exactly what he said the sisters of battle.
@matkaine3 жыл бұрын
Majorkill has enough nonverbal communication to grant him a job at Khemri TV
@obliviangamer23192 жыл бұрын
you forgot Vandire's last words: "I don't have time to die, I'M TOO BUSY"
@bobjoe41223 жыл бұрын
I have a question it’s random, but why can’t the emperor make like an entire army of promarchs he seemed to have no trouble making all the primarchs he has now so why stop why not constantly pump them out and be op af
@ozzymand1as3 жыл бұрын
He had to make a deal with chaos to make the primarchs, and then reneged on his end of the deal, which is why chaos flung them across the galaxy. Needless to say, thats not happening again. Also given how big a pain in the ass the half that turned traitor have been, can you imagine how awful it'd be if primarchs were made like astartes?
@42Mrgreenman3 жыл бұрын
@@ozzymand1as Also Y'know, production overhead. Primarchs don't come cheap...part of the reason every space marine isn't a Custodes. Too many engineering and labor hours to pump them out assembly line style like they can Astartes...
@dimitrypetrenko34702 жыл бұрын
@@ozzymand1as then thats goign to be a War Of The Heavens Part 2 but low budget
@Donkas3 жыл бұрын
Nice conflict stabber 20k vid. Love your stuff. Any more info on sabastian Thor?
@jakedakin13 жыл бұрын
Plague of unbelief can be summed up as: *Random Paedophile messes with a first founding chapter* Ah, I see that you’ve chosen death!
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
space marines:*explaining this shit* and anyway thats why we need help fixing this custodes:uhm...let me go get the captain general *kitten comes* kitten:oh hey uh...you guys good? space marines:shits hitting the fan,and we sort of need your help,i know your job is god forbid important but uh...this is getting out of hand kitten:ok tell me what happened and ill see what i can try?? cue explananation kitten:*sigh*...allright yeah this is on us,dont worry ill get this sorted out,thanks for letting us know cue tts version of custodes taking alicia and rest is history
@RebelInTheF.D.G2 жыл бұрын
Underrated 40k movie material.
@HandsomeLongshanks3 жыл бұрын
Your method for purchase is so ghetto. I love it. If it was anyone else, I'd think "thats a fucking scam" but not with you.
@cfytcf3 жыл бұрын
3:48 So _that's_ what Ghislane Maxwell was doing when she went missing.
@big_daddy_d15473 жыл бұрын
I don't know what this battle mace 42 million is but I like it
@R1V-3RS3 жыл бұрын
goge vandire really nearly destroyed the imperium for that brides of the emperor harem
@fatalshore50683 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you?
@samw.79293 жыл бұрын
Worth it!
@R1V-3RS3 жыл бұрын
wtf did i just summon a slanneshi daemon or something?
@7ElevenTruther3 жыл бұрын
Inquisitior: "Yes, yes you did you filfthy heretic! I hearby grant you the emperors peace!" **BLAM**
@RA10H56 Жыл бұрын
The finest and darkest hours of thr Soul Drinkers
@raptin15952 жыл бұрын
Good ol doge vandire
@wailinginanger35213 жыл бұрын
"These Dipshits I swear to God" lmao
@abdullamaseeh58283 жыл бұрын
Goge Vandire: The 40k version of Muammar gaddafi. LOL.
@shadowsaberXYZ3 жыл бұрын
LMAO ILLITERATE AUSSIE CHAD FTW
@XDapologist6 ай бұрын
This goge guy was just a pope in the middle ages
@micg72824 ай бұрын
😧😐🫤🤔…….hmmmm I mean…you’re not wrong. Middle age popes where insane. 😂
@HughReadTheThird3 жыл бұрын
Cool. I knew very little about this until now.
@sjadams89413 жыл бұрын
Love the hustle.
@notjustanother31913 жыл бұрын
I just finished watching your workout vid and then bam, another. Gonna say it here too. Come to South Africa and taste the spice
@highlordtedpool60813 жыл бұрын
The Bolter Bitchs! Lol I love it.
@mamamiia3 жыл бұрын
I think you will find it is Doge Vandire.
@MiguelSanchezDelVillar3 жыл бұрын
Doge Vandire, clearely the evilest name in the gallaxy
@MeUngaBungaButYouAreWorst2 жыл бұрын
That seb... What a great guy
@thesatelliteslickers9072 жыл бұрын
Really, it's because of people like mister vandire that the chaos gods are even like that The whole reason chaos is fucked is because the galaxy keeps doing stuff like this completely unprompted
@cheeseburger123 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here, looking at you showing off that canvas and wondering....Why aren't you running GW? Or....maybe getting ready to move laterally into something similar you can claim that you own. I think I remember you did do a book....you should plug that more. I suddenly want to buy it.
@brianpj58603 жыл бұрын
Conflict-Mallet 400c!
@Jimothyjohns2 жыл бұрын
Games Workshop should have let this relative time of peace stand if the hell we know and somewhat love was going to follow. The IoM needed this Age to be peaceful
@BuilderB082 жыл бұрын
9:55 Hmmm… Well I would prefer to *not* die this month, so… no.
@CommanderBohn3 жыл бұрын
Goge Vandire. An absolute evil. He even once ordered to execute every ginger on a planet. I am not kidding here.
@garretthochmuth4522 Жыл бұрын
I just realized that if the Emperor actually did have a Text To Speech device, and used the Custodians as his heralds and massagers, all this insanely could have (very easily) been avoided.
@justwannabehappy67352 ай бұрын
Which is why the recent development in Lore that he has always been speaking with the custodes is weird af
@matiasyannuzzi96553 жыл бұрын
9:06 That wouldn't have happened if Doge Van Dyre had sent some Eversors.
@vassily-labroslabrakos22633 жыл бұрын
Weren't the assasins during this period not in a civil war?
@matiasyannuzzi96553 жыл бұрын
@@vassily-labroslabrakos2263 The Assassins War happened between the War of the Beast and the Age of Apostasy. At its end the Ordo Assassinorum was established and the High Lords were given more strict control over the Assassin clades.
@Pufferfish18053 жыл бұрын
They should have called it the fart of apostasy lol
@Flyn883 жыл бұрын
Doge van dire reigns supreme
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind3 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry my man!
@yttryff61599 ай бұрын
Minor over 2000 minor Zeno species were xenocide during this time
@Armada7623 жыл бұрын
How much is that in real money we don't use Monopoly money over here