THESE MEMES CURED MY ANXIETY! | TheRussianBadger Shorts Reaction

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@Fifteen343 3 ай бұрын

“Like futanari isn’t gay!” Cheers bro I’ll drink to that!

@SoulWatch91 2 ай бұрын

I did drink to that. That is just the Carfax tho

@MusicPerson-to3wb 2 күн бұрын

Cheers

@tylerchurch5322 3 ай бұрын

A British person begging a scotsmen to come save them. Never seen that one before

@supriseddragon6737 3 ай бұрын

3:50 Well, that's one hell of a way to get introduced to this channel

@doomtooth74 3 ай бұрын

29:01 I feel like Makari misunderstood what Badger said. He isn't saying "an MHA fan wanted to bang the frog girl from MHA, isnt that weird", he was referencing a story where an MHA fan tried to bang an actual literal frog at a zoo to "make Tsuyu real".

@shadowslime3640 3 ай бұрын

A story that was proven false.

@bedtimegaming0313 2 ай бұрын

Why does that sound lije something a mha fan would do

@Daniel_3322 3 ай бұрын

14:44 The stupidest superpower I ever came up with is basically higly specialized draw powers. It's basically that if you're loosing in a game that includes cards in any way shape or form, if it's digital or material, if it's a tcg or a board game like Monopoly, you'll always draw a 4 of hearts.

@aizatheartificer5556 3 ай бұрын

Weird superpower: can bring toys to life, but they always have an existential crisis.

@nightdrivenen7909 3 ай бұрын

Sugar from One Piece shows how this would work

@saraverlind 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely love Makari's attitude of "F you we do it my way, I'm not legally allowed on the highway so there's no regulation". Something inspiring about it.

@potatoefanner2098 3 ай бұрын

The ability to transform into any animal, but only after spending a week inside a cocoon.

@Koraki0000 3 ай бұрын

I mean, that's still a pretty neat power. You can become a sea-creature and explore the vast ocean (and then probably die, because nature is just like that)

@reivaxerubiza2204 3 ай бұрын

14:40 Teleportation. But each time you teleport, you leave behind a fart or a poo depending on RNGesus.

@sonicsega6 3 ай бұрын

3:48 absolutely BASED

@BlankHeart-jf5iv 3 ай бұрын

Weird Superpower: the ability to make anything appear before me, but everything I materialize is made from Kinetic Sand.

@raptorious7090 3 ай бұрын

Great content as always but it mildly infuriates me that every time you made a reaction to a YTShorts playlist, instead of clicking the up and down arrow on the right side of the screen, you choose to click on the channel FIRST, then clicked on another shorts :v

@Greenst4rX 3 ай бұрын

Probably not techy enough to understand to use it efficiently

@AkiraDragonborne 3 ай бұрын

Losing an F35 in flight? That's nothing. They've lost a Doom Turtle (Super Heavy Tank) that they parked... in the spot they parked it.

@Matthew-hi8kj 3 ай бұрын

How? Are they that blind to not see a tank in a middle of a parking lot with cars/trucks or did someone just stole the tank.

@AkiraDragonborne 3 ай бұрын

Oh, I never said it was in a parking lot. They drove it out for an on or near base field training exercise. Parked it, and apparently, nobody was assigned to bring it back or something. Then they, somehow, forgot where it was. Until a hunter found it and called the base. But for the full story of the tank, look up The Doom Turtle - America's Only Super Heavy Tank by The Fat Electrician here on KZbin. He does the story better justice than I can.

@firepuppies4086 3 ай бұрын

You can teleport wherever... But you pop out of reality for however long it would take to walk there then appear there. No running, just, walking there

@MrJJandJim 3 ай бұрын

We talking straight line walking or curvature of the Earth walking?

@firepuppies4086 3 ай бұрын

@@MrJJandJim curvature.

@MrJJandJim 3 ай бұрын

@@firepuppies4086 Of course! Does it also take rest stops into account?

@firepuppies4086 3 ай бұрын

@@MrJJandJim no, the universe just calculates it and you "Wake up" at the destination like Click

@MrJJandJim 3 ай бұрын

@@firepuppies4086 Ok, lol.

@Chaos_Vergil 3 ай бұрын

14:47 I snap my finger and something dies. It could be as small as an ant to something as big as a giraffe. It could be any living, breathing creature on this planet and it will die. But I have no choice over who it is and I'm on that list. Also, I am unaware that I have this ability.

@manofmystery1147 3 ай бұрын

3:48 I whole heartedly agree with this statement and will 100% die on this hill

@Serial_Designation_L-336 Ай бұрын

4:03 congratulations I now feel like an idiot! 😂

@Serial_Designation_L-336 Ай бұрын

20:14 excuse me whaaaaaaaaaat?

@DeathBunnyX 3 ай бұрын

"Likeing futanari isn't gay" whelp now to go busy myself

@Zach174. 3 ай бұрын

14:59 I can spawn infinite bugs, but they all agro on me

@dragothedragonking9372 3 ай бұрын

My shitty superpower would be being able to teleport items limited to 5 feet, i would use it to just be a nuisance to my freinds day

@aston-o7 3 ай бұрын

A washing machine company made a mini gun, Yeah. And a calculator company help make a predicting rocket explosive

@Reineerus_The_Rat 3 ай бұрын

Don't forget, I'm pretty sure a calculator company made tanks too

@aston-o7 3 ай бұрын

@@Reineerus_The_Rat your right, they also helped with tanks and jets as well.

@saimontoppo4444 3 ай бұрын

3:48 Liking futanari ISN'T gay tho. I'm pretty sure that is generally agreed upon.

@Iamaperson-f3r 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I think it's not gay.

@draconianwrath 3 ай бұрын

As someone who likes both dick and tits, nah. Futa is blatantly gay because the dick is the POINT. People doing stupid-ass math (hurrrr a woman with a dick is MoRe HeTeRo than a guy) miss the point of why a person would want futa over a normal hetero situation in the first place. They're just lying to themselves if they really care about that argument.

@MageofC 3 ай бұрын

It's appreciating male and female bits; I would argue it's not "gay", it's "bi/pan"

@VDiddy5000 3 ай бұрын

I mean, there was Phonk right after she said it, which must mean it’s true

@saimontoppo4444 3 ай бұрын

@@VDiddy5000 *he

@raven8088 3 ай бұрын

Google says a single tea bag is 1 calorie, a cheese burger is 303 calories. 32 cheese burgers are the equivalent of 9,696 tea bags.

@steakcakegrillbake5444 3 ай бұрын

FINALLY SOMEBODY REACTS TO HIS SHORTS I HAVE BEEN WAITING SOO LONG!!

@shadesoul-mc1pg 3 ай бұрын

You can control anything you fear but you are two times more afraid of it

@Voidspun-Yarns Ай бұрын

9:19 "Weird, but also immensely *_D E M O C R A C Y I N D U C I N G_* " No, no, let them dive.

@sethruese6177 3 ай бұрын

Human oils are flammable and every time it sneezes it releases a small burst of flame, flame resistant but not fireproof

@quasar4229 3 ай бұрын

The f35 is a computer with a fighter jet built around it, so it shouldn't be surprising

@trevorashby1844 3 ай бұрын

Laser vision. I am nearly completely blind. I can only see lasers. So to see anything someone has to shine a laser pointer directly into my eyes.

@polarplayz3114 3 ай бұрын

My shit superpower: The ability to control ink, but ypu can't conjure it and it still follows the laws of physics, so you'll be able to draw on a flat surface with your mind, sure, but you'll have to do it in one line and quickly enough for it not to soak into the paper or dry out

@johnk2850 3 ай бұрын

7:12 yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss THE SCOTTISH

@luigifan2438 3 ай бұрын

Your laugh is so chaotic, I love it! 😂❤

@abdelamincantillano3280 3 ай бұрын

You can summon a Fuda for one day of your choosing, but the next day, an NTR character close to someone you know

@JonithanShadle 3 ай бұрын

15:00 shape-shifting but every time I shape-shift back into my human form I sneeze for 20 minutes

@R-K-J7930 3 ай бұрын

My crappy "made up" superpower- Percieve bad luck as fear inducing anxiety. You know something bad is coming and you are too scared to do anything about it.

@Father_R4 2 ай бұрын

So if Zenitsu had spider sense?

@someguy7110 3 ай бұрын

3:49 based, you're absolutely right.

@bonedragongaming2976 3 ай бұрын

Hitting 30 doesn't mean you've peaked as a gammer there is a literal grandpa who is really good at playing video games specifically one of the battle feild games so there is still hope for you

@LordoftheSwamp1269 2 ай бұрын

That snort right after your take on Phonk. Oh, I like you already, Yes.

@darkben151 3 ай бұрын

Lame superpower: The ability to fly... north.

@projectafterworld2557 3 ай бұрын

You can read your own mind, but it has a slight delay, you can't turn it off, and can't ignore it. So your own thoughts and anything you say is pretty much always speech-jammed. But at least you ACTUALLY know what you're thinking about.

@ryuoozmaki9745 3 ай бұрын

@14:44 Mostly Impact resistance. Nothing can come in contact with you unless it's a certain location on your body and you don't know where it is, and every 3 hours, it changes.

@voydcat8089 3 ай бұрын

My useless superpower would be “time stops but only when my eyes are closed”

@Dokari-l9m 3 ай бұрын

15:00 regeneration but I always have cancer

@Chaos_Vergil 3 ай бұрын

That's Deadpool lol

@Dokari-l9m 3 ай бұрын

@@Chaos_Vergil I was thinking bone cancer to the point that it grows out of me but Deadpool is very on brand

@Chaos_Vergil 3 ай бұрын

@@Dokari-l9m ah, I see

@MaximeLafreniere433 3 ай бұрын

4:48 OK who had this on the Makari Quotes Bingo?

@drewholmes7356 26 күн бұрын

14:47 Had this talk with some acquaintances in HS. It was chug hot sauce, and be able to spit fire like a dragon…out of your ass. So like a damn cartoon.

@MusicPerson-to3wb 2 күн бұрын

I can’t believe that Gmod is older than me 18:46

@cerealeggvr6942 2 ай бұрын

8:34 that is actually false I saw an interview of an a-10 pilot and he said that was false info

@SHMEGAF 3 ай бұрын

Weird super power-can last 4.5 hours in bed...but have a 178 hour recharge period.

@RangedPeak86 3 ай бұрын

Ability to manipulate and control matter, and it's chemical makeup, like i could turn the molecules of a cinder block into those of a cheeseburger, turning a cinderblock into a cheeseburger, BUT everything only changes on my end. So say I do the cinderblock->cheeseburger thing, for everyone else I'm just taking bites out of a cinderblock.

@Masked_does_stuff 3 ай бұрын

15:04 every time I blink I can disappear for .5 seconds (and it stacks)

@sleepywinter7553 3 ай бұрын

Stealing this from achievement hunter: teleport power but when I sneeze I randomly teleport somewhere.

@brotherkhrayn3525 3 ай бұрын

Badger for the win!

@KaliStarchaser 3 ай бұрын

My superpower is Hindsight. I can always see what the correct decision should have been, but only after the choice and consequences happen.

@garudara3316 2 ай бұрын

35:45 Censorship turns this moment into something particularly embarrassing. And of course, you had to see it twice...

@randyfulcher1470 3 ай бұрын

you can go into any video game and gain the powers of any character in it you want but the catch is you need to stay in the game for a month before you can change games or go into the real world. the reason this is bad is unless you go into a game and pic a character with respawning abilities when you die you die and you need to survive that game for a full month. its not a useful power but its fun and has a good limitation.

@finnbelanger 3 ай бұрын

weird superpower: any fictional character can be real if I touch but as to be on a wednesday and it has to be a plushy to be real

@hollowbrinethehollowfiedsu6365 3 ай бұрын

"Is that all he has? Are we really about to go through all his shorts?"

@GriffindorDrago 3 ай бұрын

15:39 i can use hydrocannon from pokemon, but its piss

@Bracken_Cribbs 3 ай бұрын

UGH I CAN’T ESCAPE LETHAL COMPANY WHYY?! Why do I have to share a name with a plant monster that everyone wants to smash?!

@chriskoloski32 3 ай бұрын

I've met some very stupid customers at my work. And i am 100% convinced that badger is dumber than all of them. And one of them walked out of the arcade to ask me where the arcade was

@linixil 3 ай бұрын

Watch his older stuff, other react channels have done well watching them

@madcapjr9473 3 ай бұрын

I can be invisible but only when no one is looking...

@YaTvoyMainer 3 ай бұрын

3:49 I totally agree B^

@Tsurf 3 ай бұрын

31:45 Sounds like someone should scope out Grampa Gaming

@Likhos1 3 ай бұрын

my shit superpower would be "randomly explosive touch" any inert item I touch with my fingers has a chance to simply explode upon contact. there's no control, no time to dodge, explosion differs according to the weight of the object. Yes this includes clothing and tools, explosion can trigger at any time contact is made, meaning brushing yer teeth because a russian roulette. caveat is it HAS to be a solid object. for instance opening the door of a car will only blow the door panel, not the whole car (mind you this can happen through domino effect).

@Ignost 3 ай бұрын

I have the ability to become invisible, the problem is I have to sing aloud a song to become invisible.

@ianwiese1827 3 ай бұрын

The power of creation and destruction of everything on an subatomic level but the energy causing u to feel how ur body gets destroyed while it gets recreated constantly causing u imens pain permeantly while u stop aging and giving u true immortality.

@devladragongamer2021 3 ай бұрын

I can create anything however It takes the same amount of time to make it as it would if I was building it from scratch

@TheRealTrash2. 3 ай бұрын

I can go invisble with no time limit butt only when no body is looking at me (inculuding cameras)

@greywolf9783 3 ай бұрын

That makes the power completely useless, though

@TheRealTrash2. 3 ай бұрын

@@greywolf9783 I am still invisble

@CoisaEsquisita-k6g 3 ай бұрын

You have all the knowledge of the universe. But if you even think on speaking it you have such an aneurysm that calling you a vegetable would be an understatement, forcing you to know how to cure cancer, how to time travel and you can’t explain to anyone

@furosutokira 3 ай бұрын

3:48 I mean that's just facts

@shadowsamurai1785 3 ай бұрын

I have 100% crit hit and damage but only on a Monday and if I'm thinking about memes

@DDA9_7 3 ай бұрын

Always on time but everyone else is late

@just_roo5483 2 ай бұрын

My power: Every second Glass of other I drink makes my muscles 3% bigger, but I split Half of what I drank

@cassdiscord5331 3 ай бұрын

my shitty superpower is that i'm immensely attractive....to anything not human

@L4N-C3 3 ай бұрын

I get super punches but it gets stronger the longer I hold it

@ironxcrosss 3 ай бұрын

I eat in my car almost every day at lunch. My car is fairly clean, but I also work at an auto detailer, and I clean my car regularly. The moral of the story is to just clean up after yourselves ya degenerates

@zerogame5448 Ай бұрын

I can create anything I want but only on Friday at 12 while holding a can of empty coke a cola

@bloodymagpie4189 3 ай бұрын

The ability to teleport, but with a charge up time equal to how long it would have taken you to get there on foot.

@jeremykeasbey4145 3 ай бұрын

There's a reason Florida is called the 'Dong/Bong Of America'... and it isn't just the shape

@AcTiltledVehicle 3 ай бұрын

I can create anything out of thin air but i need materials needed for creating it and once the creation is destroy'd i will be forced to feel what it was going through

@kingcreepsta9417 3 ай бұрын

badgers old stuff is really good

@jamiealmenning-lland8805 2 ай бұрын

Mine is that I have superstrength but it only works on good people.

@JustSorrow99 3 ай бұрын

Makari, why dont you Just scroll down when watching Shorts? It should only Show the ones from that Channel, If you start it from the channels Shorts tab

@ryuushinzo3559 3 ай бұрын

My useless superpower. Basically Teknoman Blade +. Only thing is, once i transform, i have 15 minutes of powers. I cross that and I start turning into a villain. 30 mins and I go full villain for the next 24 hours. If I return to normal within 15 mins, I cant transform for 24 hours AND I'm unconscious for at least 12 hours.