Make Your Own Toothpaste (Ranch Simulator)

[@Flashjackmak]

Smith pausing to brush his teeth really did match this game's frantic tone very well.

[@al145]

Smiffy driving the fancy SUV that you can't load stuff in, pulling a huge trailer with one single cooler full of salty sausages, the peak of efficiency

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

When these guys got back into their recording office, something snapped because they are all speaking with silly accents and yelling loudly. It's like they've snapped back to about 2015. And I love it.

[@Kodiakplaysgames]

Lays credibility to the gas leak rumors

[@Kicksticks]

MISS SHE'S SUCKIN ON THE COWS UDDER

[@PierceArner]

I will never grow tired of Trott's POV always having the best and most aggressive soundtrack at basically all times.

[@markm1138]

with Smiffs loud accusations

[@__Albin__]

Having the sausage making equipment on random tables outside the barn is insanity in it's own right. But then for some reason having the drying done inside the barn, instead of outside with the rest of the things, elevates it even further. The layout and workflows on this farm are designed by a madman. Or more accurately, three people who if putting their minds together amount to almost one madman.

[@raggedbreath]

The sausage drying takes place under the watchful eyes of the pigs themselves. They stare down their ultimate fate from dawn til dusk.....

[@tenebraebr]

Smith being called out for crimes against the Tree of Trees several MONTHS ago now hahaha

[@Noxidsignorantia]

The Crime finally is out. We will call it "The Smiffy heresy!"

[@thesteelrodent1796]

hopefully someone tells Trott how to make cheese

[@bierrollerful]

Love how they keep their pork sausages in the pig barn.

[@Blair_Grylls97]

Can’t wait for the council to inspect their food hygiene. Where do you make the food? Oh outside in the rain. Where do you keep the meat? Oh in with the animals 😂

[@mossmoss8061]

this series feels like a fever dream

[@MetaDeviant]

Trott selling all that milk and only thinking to turn it to cheese AFTER was just painful. EDIT: OH AND HE HAD THE MOLD FOR IT TOO IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[@raventeague7745]

This series remains the best I’ve ever seen

[@Prossay]

It's fun watching Trott figure stuff out, he just have the cheese perserving bin to figure out, or in trotts case the semen perserving bin, it's how halloumi cheese is made

[@SbenjiB]

"Oh he's...he's just brushing his teeth..." fucking dead

[@Lord_Edox]

I love that all of the meat and milk production is just out in the open air.

[@Sarjantbob]

Trott learns the plight of dairy farmers trying to sell milk

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

I hope Trott won't try to sell that cheese in its unfinished state. But I've been watching them long enough to know better. 🙄

[@IcepersonYT]

It's really crazy because they are the only people I've seen play this who actually learned how cheese and sausage and stuff works(through the game guide and chat) but have since then completely forgotten everything and are just trying stuff lmao. Like they knew how this worked at one point, they built their ranch to provide all of the stuff they need. Now they have all of the materials, but have lost the knowledge to use them. It's like having a set of puzzle pieces but losing the instructions.

[@zunalter]

I don't know how trott could think someone stole his car when he could hear those sick beats thumping away nearby

[@Killstr3aker01]

i adore how smith and ross say the most random shit in those accents while it cuts to trott looking so angry lol

[@dye_anna]

The tree of trees must have its revenge

[@matthewjames3436]

5.19 trotts music + Smith and ross' rant sounded like the start of an epic rap hit

[@apennington8165]

Trott's sinister lean into the mic as he loads his revolver. 😂

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

Whenever Trott goes near the cows I'm reminded of the old school Cows and Catfish animation

[@Piranhafish123]

This series will never stop being funny

[@luckyrashes]

I watch this live but it's so good I have to watch the vod still

[@CassianGray]

lmao Trott coming to bed at the end was so sweet but creepy!

[@allluri]

This is a hat films game for sure

[@AshLilburne]

Trott is dressed like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame

[@Another_Online_Alias]

11:30 immediately made me think of Trott daring Smith to drinking some elmlea’s double cream in their old moving vlog kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJOsg5psjamiarcm30s

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

another banger episode

[@Majinalia0]

If I had a dollar for every time Trott was at the center of a cow-fucking bit, I’d have like seven dollars. Which isn’t a lot of cash but is a worrying amount of times.

[@daniellatham73]

I talk too much in a West Country accent because of you guys

[@Coconut-219]

15:04 got me.

[@incy2k]

Really enjoy : Aggresion (Original Mix) · V.G

[@dirkbennett9244]

You need to turn the milk into cheese then you start making the good money

[@JeansW99]

Please someone what is the song at 5:42

[@JeansW99]

I'm tripping and I need this

[@adamhess4063]

I had to like the video just for the thumbnail what did you do to poor Ross

[@georgewaterman1925]

Chris Trott The Bovine Fiddler!

[@100Peterll]

These thumbnails man... lmao

[@raggedbreath]

The ending is right out the pages of In Cold Blood.... Kinda

[@joramvandenberg1880]

Nice!!!

[@incy2k]

Really do enjoy some crack while watching these boys..... Crack (Original Mix) · V.G that is

[@AndICanTalk2]

Always great

[@dirkbennett9244]

No trott you need to put the cheese in a fermenting cupboard

[@CC-Solembum]

You guys make some of the most nauseating thumbnails holy crap.

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOOO!

[@edholmes8726]

I thought somebody wanted to hear my salami story but then spam!

[@dethmin173]

cool

[@TylerDane]

Is this footage like a month old?

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

Why are the animals constantly desperate for freedom? It makes wrangling look so annoying.

[@EdenLippmann]

That's a quote to take out of context.

[@AshLilburne]

Cause its a sim

[@richardjones8846]

if you wait for a pork salami multiplier of at least 1.4 then every fully grown pig is worth over 3K if they turned all their pigs into salami with 1.7 or higher they'd have 70k

[@AA-qi4ez]

Last!

[@ivyartemis2431]

based

[@CriticoolHit]

Play more grounded. You're right at the point where you need to do the ant hill, hedge lab then do a BIG upgrade spree then get into pond lab and now we're gaming.

[@ivaeradon4570]

How do I catch rabbit? ...Crowbar? Fucking OmegaLul

[@IcepersonYT]

It's even funnier because the answer is literally his hands.