Making Contracts in nutshell

Probably not one of you had problems with the performance of contracts tf2. One can easily go points, another takes an hour to even get half the points needed (of course, if you do the same). And in the worst case, you execute it, and what you get as a reward? Ugly crap weapon or case?
Above presented the movie is not the exception, so nice view.
Used Music:
Super Mario RPG - Forest Maze
Kevin MacLeod - Scheming Weasel
Kevin MacLeod - Antagonist B
Kevin MacLeod - Music to Delight
Asura's Wrath - Furious
Sad Violin
Bioshock - Dr. Steinman
Tem Fortress 2 - Seduce Me!
Sad music Broken Hearts
Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Adventure
Left 4 Dead 2 - Horde 1
Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz

[@shadowfirered]

new update = more contracts = crappy reskin weapons

[@mrwrong7921]

and no new weapons

[@pogobear6023]

AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@primestar1217]

+king yoshi There will be new weapons soon for Heavy or Pyro

[@ethandefinitely8691]

shadowfirered weapon skins SUCK

[@ethandefinitely8691]

shadowfirered they suck balls

[@XRAY81]

6:40 So that's why Miss Pauling had arrow in head in "Medical Licence Please"

[@user-kp1iz9hk2v]

Neipe

[@jaygay6576]

And some other video explains why the administrator has a knife in her head. I think crap matchmaking.

[@kaizokanami1454]

The Person Who Lives Under a Goddamn Rock correct

[@user-nf2es5xv5w]

Yeah that means “bIg pAyDaY” gives him a crappy old red stock pistol that doesn’t even look good:

[@fotografiastrazacka-milicz9940]

6:24 CRAP

[@Geofcraze634]

"You wanna hear something funny? You're dead." - Sniper 2016

[@Tibor0803]

+Geofcraze634 (GC 634) Miss Pauling is a dead woman. She just got what she deserves.

[@varen1342]

😀😀

[@Darkfreed0m]

0:15 "...and that means a big payday" Oh boy, a 3 cents worth box that i have to open with a 2,50€ Key to get most likekly garbage that's worth 15 cents!

[@royearle1673]

15 cents? HA! you'd be lucky to get more than three cents for it!

[@disc_00]

And no one will even buy it

[@Tibor0803]

New weapons Sniper confirmed: 6:23

[@DamashiDX]

+Savage Source Probably not. The more he fit the name "Reskin weapons Sniper"

[@Tibor0803]

DamashiDX Not at all, because he shouts just like the New Weapons Soldier when he see meaningless statless shit weapons just like this pistol.

[@tyrantisproductions3619]

He wanted a reskinned sniper rifle so I think DamashiDX is right.

[@Tibor0803]

Godzilla Tyrant Then this Sniper is a bit different in taste than New Weapons Soldier. I prefer New Weapons Soldier's taste cause I fed up with cod/cs:go copying camo weapon skins as well just as other TF2 weapon reskins. I swear the shout of the Sniper is definitely like the way how New Weapons Soldier react to these bullshit weapons.

[@tyrantisproductions3619]

Savage Source Ok.

[@wieziesz]

so tru

[@SashaTheGun]

Indeed

[@darkluigi4752]

I cri everytim

[@nilt2034]

Tak

[@LeoMRCL]

Ocf

[@goldbarplayz44]

669 likes nice so I won’t like

[@Anomaly6674]

6:26 when they finally give me an item in tf2 but I find that it was repeated

[@fotografiastrazacka-milicz9940]

1:59 me playing Scout with 124hp and bump into a Pyro

[@jasmith1345]

a pistol skin isn't as bad as getting a crate after a really hard contract

[@duds5099]

kitty cannon OMG I fucking hated that, also, wouldn't you expect to get skins and crates per contract since you paid for it, like the Halloween contracts?

[@shrubbins2846]

I got a Sir Hootsalot from a halloween contract, it's not tradable but i love it anyways. Not Shootsalot. Hootsalot. The pet owl.

[@someguy2350]

kitty cannon But crates were worth more than skins while the contracts were still active.

[@someguy2350]

Mituna Captor But he isn't a halloween cosmetic.

[@shrubbins2846]

Mr.Instigator who's to say that this contract was filled out afterwords?

[@happyhellday3]

1:49 Channelling Genowhirl I see.

[@ethanreid496]

GENNNOOOOO

[@Netsaver]

Devil Pyro returns!

[@MisterTalkingMachine]

Hello the little boy. I am the Pyro Man.

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

When Genowhirl doesn't upload: DamashiDX, can we have new videos? pls? pls.

[@redphysical565]

Do you like phlogistonators?

[@mrdarkness9643]

6:26 when there’s homework on break

[@steveheist6426]

Engineer's going to be out a job if Sniper can do that through a phone.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

OH NO

[@doccamed3243]

He was lucky. At least he got a weapon and not a fucking case

[@silas5704]

Case is more RARER than that shit weapon.

[@SpecterReaper]

The DES At least it's not an SMG(Ehh? References?)

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

At least it wasn't an SMG.

[@coolryan121]

*cough* Muselk *cough*

[@EEMMOsGaming]

Demo: KRAP

[@carltonwillis6895]

Lol.

[@cutedoggo7499]

''smg'' lets see what channel drinks salt when he says smg lets see muselk has like 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 smgs so if this was muselk he would be lucky

[@euugh8877]

Smg is not a bad weapon. It's like the pistol for scout. Actually a little bit more accurate.

[@ginfireheart1183]

that moment when you don't get a weapon for your main

[@jeromanl]

Based on a (wayyy) true story

[@ExsioPicore]

DOCTOR DEMO Scout: Hey Doctor DEMO What's up ?

[@jeromanl]

Smash Pixely The clouds !

[@fredmichael4614]

*Ba dum tss*

[@ExsioPicore]

DOCTOR DEMO lol... (*EARRAPE*) *HEY, DOCTOR !!!*

[@fredmichael4614]

rip ears

[@pixline3400]

6:24 - *C R A P*

[@MintManicus]

3:55 every goddam spy main in a nutshell

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

Actually, it's more like the enemy hears the super loud dead ringer sound and starts becoming paranoid

[@Generictf2player]

I’m a spy main and yes, I use the dead ringer. Sometimes I do use cloak though. *Sometimes*

[@Generictf2player]

@DinoKazooh yeah I’ve become more attached to stock now. I just use dr when using EPiC tRicKsTabBeR wEEb

[@gonnachangemychannel9449]

@@Generictf2player Same and I very rarely use dr

[@varen1342]

😀😀

[@-_-Aaron-_-]

6:27 TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES

[@pixline3400]

Parents when they see their kids' low grade report

[@archangellegion7180]

2:10 When you fail in a test you should have passed

[@mxcascade]

5:34 0/10 didnt use the rediculous taunt kill hitbox

[@3xistnt]

stab stab stab

[@he3004]

_stab_ _stab_ _stab_

[@rianglynn4790]

*s t a b s t a b s t a b*

[@juggernog4422]

STABSTABSTAB

[@omegaknight6421]

Plot twist it was the taunt kill he just let go of the arrow

[@theparagon1790]

This is almost too accurate. And why I'm so sick and tired of Valve doing nothing but giving out contracts and crappy reskins.

[@theparagon1790]

***** A matchmaking beta I'm locked out of because I can't afford a phone.

[@sonyailona7650]

4:57 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@jetshitsam8599]

6:26 The moment you realize that all your work was for nothing.

[@jonathanwells223]

1:48 fighting a pyro close range as a sniper every time

[@animus6648]

That huntsman arrow would've killed everyone on the map due to its hitbox

[@user-si4nk6kq8i]

It's hitboxes are broken af but when I tried it I thought 'did valve nerf the hitboxes?'

[@afzofa107]

my story complete contract get a case rage i get a key i open it an unusual woodland warrior that is factory new

[@maplepuff2358]

There was once a man with a balloon. The balloon popped. The man with a balloon is now a moon. 3 spoopy 4 mees

[@pebble6087]

"yknow what i learned? wait long enough and the good stuff comes to you"

[@clarenceconstantino5237]

Nice

[@thatoneguy2768]

Trainer Your procrastinating aren't you z

[@tomlawson4713]

Trainer Your procrastinating aren't you Was that the isotope one?

[@blazethewolf5757]

1:46 "hello, the little boy, I am the pyro man; do you like phlogistinators?" -phlog.mp4

[@Skiphs469]

Am wery dead

[@roman108]

Just join an empty valve server and invite a friend!! Jeez it's easy!!

[@DamashiDX]

+YeahCoolWhatever You right, but that Sniper don't have friends to invite :/

[@NeoChomik]

+DamashiDX that demo could kinda count as a friend Snoipah invited, so that he could score up points.

[@thespicytunaroll9129]

+NeoChomik well he blamed the sniper then he died

[@NeoChomik]

ColtsGamer because he is that one troll friend ...

[@SolidMetal8718]

At least we do put effort in earnings those points for the contract

[@anonymousprime948]

6:01 when you get 100% on a test you barely/didn’t study for

[@SpaceFH]

4:55 - 5:00 this scene was more depressing than whole titanic

[@torta6418]

Music?

[@Diamond_Knight8]

i can acurately clarify that this is true. i only got 1 NON crap skin. FUCKING ONE.

[@tomlawson4713]

Diamond What skin was it

[@aidanlol5239]

What skin was it?

[@MinoriGaming]

I see Geno's pyro visited you.

[@justsomeguythatwantstodie.6481]

Megami Tem and I see new weapons soldier is in sniper's body

[@ADHD_God5489]

I see shitty skins

[@Ribbons0121R121]

im very dead

[@ultraraglo1655]

This is how the second banana contract goes

[@ThatGreenSpy]

It's a crying shame you can't use training mode for contracts, because other players will be damned if they let you complete a single contract.

[@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM]

"You wanna hear something funny" "Your dead." Haha! It's funny cause its true!

[@foxyy1095]

Sniper should’ve made an excuse like “I was trying to aim at the tree but your scout shot his baseball at my face so I accidentally shot your tea cup.” (1:11)

[@FinalPrankGamer]

this is basicly a extended version of the animations genowhirl makes when TF2 updates lol

[@sebastianmaron3853]

Atleast he didn't get a fucking crate

[@Aaokke0]

1:48 when im pyro and when im sniper

[@davidlima9461]

When you play Roblox

[@juggernog4422]

Yeah me too its just kind of weird when i do it because playing two classes at the same time is hard for me

[@Skyriad]

Me every week since november or something

[@JAKX091]

Nice geno referances there, I luv them

[@Collisto2435]

He got a gun from the contract? I only ever got crates...

[@FilipV88]

*crap

[@jakoblightcap729]

4:57 you can take heavy’s sandvich, you can touch heavy’s Gun, but no one kills doctor.

[@OldCouches]

This is one of the inspiring videos to me whenever I first started making videos

[@matecabello6390]

6:25 when the light goes out

[@mattehwizard1979]

"Tem Fortress 2 - Seduce Me!" Temmie is that you?

[@lukastefanovic5732]

MattehWizard hoi

[@OldCouches]

I can't believe HOW DOES THIS CHANNEL NOT HAVE 1,000,000 SUBS YET??!?

[@spazzkill4092]

When you complete after 1,5 hours Dragon's Fury Contract and when you want to obtain it internet suddenly turns off and won't already turn on until the end of the day. Sceond day, you have to continue from 40 points. Actually happened to me

[@linuxman4331]

I did mine during the lag bot incident.

[@luigiforsthoffer]

Press 1 for the aftermath of butt sux, press 2 for angry hoovy, press 3 for burning sniper, press 4 for FIRE!, press 5 for smug sniper, press 6 for scout taunting, press 7 for demo squats, press for really angry hoovy, and 9 for disappointment. Pay 0.99 for a restart button in form of 0.

[@zoeengland6823]

6

[@tsetita1]

7

[@beep1856]

1

[@wh3nderson95]

1

[@Luzaku_kiss]

5:50 huntsman arrow hitboxes in a nutshell

[@Helm-0]

I felt genuinely sad for the heavy

[@joe____]

That gibus medic was so cute

[@Helm-0]

Ethan Le ye

[@oceansanta3995]

5:17 had me in tears man

[@No-more130]

1:43 phlog pyros in a nutshell

[@AcidTehObjectThingyIsBack]

6:26 When I rage at TF2 and lose in TF2.

[@adolfgaming1761]

How it feels to chew 5 contracts.

[@hjy2187418]

I just realized where the arrow comes from now, this is some dam good consistency

[@dmitriyburdzhanadze2289]

1:00 Team Fortress 2 virtual reality

[@solarvoiid.]

6:01 sound effect name? **Not Sniper laughing, or the music, the sound effect when you unbox a crate**

[@Linktober04]

stock applause sfx tbh

[@SterNebula]

Love it xD Keep up the good work :)

[@deliriouscass]

1:26 "You are dead not POOTIS soup rice" - POOTIS. 2007-2019

[@speed0291]

Heavy:ITS TEA TIME DOCTOR Medic: :>

[@furkanerdemir1861]

Better Rewards Sniper...

[@bigsmoke7686]

R.I.P. blue medic, you were the best.

[@dehspaaps1290]

This is amazing. Such a good animator deserves way more subs like DrUnclePie (gmodder)

[@CodeCaden]

1:43 what is this phlog.mp4?

[@Pipelin12]

1:26 you are ded not a big pootis xD

[@ineedausername7892]

love your boss man, keep up the good work

[@ineedausername7892]

work, it auto corrected

[@catboywife]

Your sniper videos are the best i have watched this video maybe 10 times

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

Don't feel bad sniper I didn't even get factory new smg.

[@sporksnsocks4460]

Okay, I need help, I can never pose the pyro's face. any advice?

[@javelinf61]

If you have gmod, you can install an addon that will allow you to pose the pyros face.

[@Kyle-lw2me]

3:03 wooow very nice this part of animation so awesome o0and nice vídeo :D

[@toddfisher2135]

In your vids I love how the pyros mask works and I love the dumb medic

[@scrubby.y1088]

1:46 Every Pyro Ever

[@Anomaly6674]

6:39 how she still alive lmfao

[@lewdyandere]

That's when she goes to "medical license, please" video when she reads a book about how to remove arrow from head lmao

[@sxftcl9uds]

Such a memorable tf2 video.

[@OGBGLLF]

For a guy wearing flip flops and a beanie he sure knows how to kill

[@wingedwolf7777]

This reminds me every time I go for a girlfriend, it always has a fruitless ending.

[@trexfan9]

You forgot to add the sniper doing really well and rekting all the scrubs before he got the contract.

[@kuznetsov9471]

I sure do love Pyro's face.

[@someonefromsomewhere1515]

That reminds me the Soda Popper contract, it took so much time to complete) Oh, and you could give the sniper a case instead of skin, when you need to buy an expensive key, open a crate in hope to get something good, and all you get is field-tested blue skin, which costs much less than a key :(

[@leonsejdiu168]

lvl sniper?

[@purpleapple4052]

Rip gibus medic Didnt managed to get the goggles, never went tryhard, always supported the team, always was friendly, but going afk for 1 minute not in spawn murdered him Liek dis if u cri evrytaim

[@EEMMOsGaming]

I like how demo said KRAP at the end

[@kramer1916]

One of the funniest tf2 gmod i ever seen.

[@reddevn]

6:26 when i've been playing Trolldier or demoknight for an hour and my weapon drop comes in. And its just a cosmetic case

[@Straswa]

lol Poor Sniper. Nice vid!

[@StevenHurst]

This video shows the struggle of hunting the friendly hoovy in it's natural habitat

[@OldCouches]

Single handenly this video has inspired 90% of the videos I post, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD VIDEO

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

BTW! The first sad song used is Sad Violin. The second one is Sad Song For Broken Hearts.

[@tibbers3755]

This just sums up tf2 in general for me

[@ethhics]

Holy shit that was amazing. So relatable and also very funny!

[@kylefinn5301]

That Phlog pyro is an extremely accurate representation

[@fantan123]

3:03 : Me during Meet Your Match Update

[@stuff9680]

my first contract gave me a killer bee scatter gun, factory new with stat clock then it went downhill until the end when it gave me a braincandy minigun factory new with stat clock and a strange hat to kill for.

[@21Idiots]

*IT'S TEA TIME, DOCTOR*

[@Netsaver]

You know when I saw the phone ringing and Pauline picked it up I thought I was gonna hear New Weapons Soldier.

[@AveHortor]

Gotta love the Super Mario RPG music.

[@TruestVew]

6:26 When your teacher give very much home work

[@derpfrancis]

6:40 Well. Ain't that completing a contract. A kill contract!

[@clementine492]

that music at the beginning nostalgia