Making Morthal Actually Interesting

[@doodlebug4360]

It's my belief that Morthal exists because the housing prices got so bad in Solitude that the poor were basically forced out into the swamp.

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

As a mushroom, this brings in good moneh. Continue raising the prices, it means more company in the cold swamps of Morthal.

[@genjie1163]

Morthal Thalmor

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

Morthal has the best Jarl though, every line she has is pure gold

[@Mylque-ing]

diamond in the rough

[@plumbus7253]

@@Mylque-ing small price to pay for boring

[@Real-Rat]

​@@Mylque-ing I'm curious, how long have you been playing skyrim (total hours)

[@AlqhemyA]

Jarl BALLIN’ the Greater is better tbh

[@SomebodyCalledDani]

Simp

[@talesofgames1377]

At this point Joe is actually gonna have to go back to the Dawnguard, he can't walk 5 feet without a vampire attack.

[@16ktsgamma]

Yep he needs to be a vampire hunter in order to defeat the Vampire Menace that's around him.

[@Sherrif_Frog]

I reckon its a conspiracy. They can't operate without Joe so they pressure him to join again

[@xxlegendaryalduinxx3245]

If you cant defeat the enemy, join the enemy

[@grrrr9939]

Harkon desperate

[@kingpanguan]

I love how morthal's bridge is just copy and pasted from every other bridge in the game

[@SuperShortyuussn]

Dragon bridge is more interesting

[@Cerulium]

As a fan of bridges and crabs and literally nothing else, I think Morthal is pretty nice.

[@nnnik3595]

Isn't the wilderness better then?

[@Cerulium]

​@@nnnik3595 You might have a point but just look at that genius interior design 0:59

[@devindevine2048]

Listen morthal's bridge is one of the best. Don't be hating on a god damn great bridge.

[@UncleBo-y4f]

Without mortal bridges Skyrim wouldn’t be Skyrim

[@HeatherQuinn-Psykhae]

Mortals bridge is so much better then that dusty musty crusty ass wizards college bridge shits falling apart under your feet

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

>dragonbridge

[@kingpanguan]

@@fruitpigenthusiast120 only unique bridge

[@shawndonq135]

What about the whale bone bridge in sovnguard? That’s a pretty cool bridge

[@renoia3067]

The most interesting thing you can do with Morthal is roleplay that your Dragonborn is from there. It gives them one thing, exactly one, to be proud of.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

Nobody recognizes you?

[@jaymerrick5343]

That’s why they said roleplay, which means it’s not canon just something you can do

[@TylerTenbrink]

Morthal is actual poverty

[@plumbus7253]

Riften: am I a joke to you?

[@simbacaned]

@@plumbus7253 nah bro, thats fucked up. Thats like saying south bronx is on the same level as a mongolian village.

[@AsatruMetalhead]

bravil: hold my beer

[@brodyrichter8113]

@@plumbus7253 honestly, other than the beggars in the market, the surface of Riften looks very well off (which, to be fair, most of Skyrim feels pretty rich and poor simultaneously)

[@xanv8051]

Maybe yall are too rich for the Amish this is perfect

[@DylanSmith-qs2pr]

I played this game for years and never hardly entered Morthal. A couple months ago I was so shocked to discover it didn't even have a general store 😂

[@CommanderWiggins]

I still forget that it doesn't have one.

[@The_Yukki]

Bro yesterday when playing modded I read a loading screen saying every major city has a hall of the dead... and went like "wait, mortal has a hall of the dead?". In general noone goes to Morthal cause outside of becoming thane, only reason to go there is for mages guild quest and main story quest to get the horn since it's close to both the locations.

[@CAepicreviews]

WAIT IT DOESNT? Bro I've been through Morthal and had Heljarchen and didn't even realize that LOL

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

Bro, i entered morthal ONCE to cure vampirism. Over the better part of a decade and multiple platforms.

[@bananabanana485]

@@The_Yukki You can get a shard of Mehrunes Razor there

[@PersephonesWrath_]

Babe wake up, Mylque extended the Joe Joeman lore.

[@geemcspankinson]

Joe is like those cops that were busting drug users at a safe injection site

[@nouhorni3229]

camping at spawn smh

[@quagmoe7879]

“safe injection site” wtf? That’s actually a thing?

[@geemcspankinson]

@@quagmoe7879 Yeah it reduced deaths from druggies so I guess it's better than nothing, supposedly some people got clean too because of the self help advice they give

[@quagmoe7879]

@@geemcspankinson I guess that’s one solution, albeit a pretty shitty sounding one. I can’t remember which country but I believe it was in South America, anyways they legalized drugs, and made them eligible for a tax. The local Government then takes all that money that would normally be used to incarcerate druggies, plus the monetary gain from the tax on legal drugs and puts the funds directly into drug treatment, and rehabilitation programs. That to me seems like maybe the best solution, but trusting our Government here in the US to spend funds appropriately isn’t something I’m very confident in tbh. Maybe these “safe injection sites” are the best solution we’re going to get for the immediate future. Until something better comes along.

[@SwanTeeth]

@@quagmoe7879 I'm not so sure of it's validity but I've heard addiction can get so bad that withdrawals can cause death

[@sauceboss9443]

Faendal has to be the nastiest greasiest NPC in Skyrim

[@insignificantgnat9334]

I'm surprised you didn't name the crossbow "Natural Causes".

[@cl8733]

Missed opportunity. Which would also be a good name, now that I think of it. Especially taking Joe's aiming skills into account.

[@jimjimson6208]

I honestly love Morthal, it's my favourite city. Love the ambience of the misty, freezing cold marshland. The barrows and vampire dens just add to the aesthetic. Wish the buildings had a unique aesthetic but otherwise its rad. Now, dawnstar on the other hand...

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

I really like it too. It also has residents who seem to give a damn about their town which is so refreshing after places like Riften and markarth

[@Longshanks_]

Erandur and the invisible caravan chest make Dawnstar at least a 4 tho

[@hyejinmoon4882]

I wish they did unique buildings for the cities. I love CoTN but I also love the Hold Capitals series. I wish they all had proper protection and unique appearances.

[@drachna]

@@Longshanks_ Dawnstar has only ever been a waypoint on the journey between Winterhold and Solitude for me.

[@hyejinmoon4882]

@@cylliq My issue is I'm SUPER into immersion so I want all of them to be bigger and feel more realistic. Like every hold capital should have at least a general merchant and blacksmith, and better fortifications but-

[@israelwoodard770]

I thought this was going to be like a video essay on how bethesda could have made mortgal better

[@drachna]

I'd have probably said Dawnstar. Hjalmarch has a fairly interesting environment at least, while the Pale is just snow.

[@cl8733]

Morthal has neither a shop (not counting the Herbalist) nor a blacksmith, though. Not sure there is even an enchanting table at the Jarl's place.

[@alec5779]

Mylque my dude I won't lie to you, that is a POWERFUL thumbnail

[@viviennenne]

Morthal is the skyrim equivalent to Mississippi

[@Quija_Bored]

ayup

[@CAepicreviews]

It exists only to make everything else look better

[@viviennenne]

@@CAepicreviews thats a weird way to think about mississipi

[@LunarOverdrive]

Morthal is the Skyrim equivalent to Bakersfield.

[@julianfarnam6246]

Nah but Mississippi at least has that pretty okay river.

[@keashaneverts4452]

"vampire Arson. Worthy of the Death Penalty for the perpetrator and their whole extended family!" good lord have mercy lmaooo

[@SlipNperiodSlide]

I still can’t believe you said “Grey Skin Quarter” that’s so fucking funny

[@Batonaleash]

Mister Lactose himself woke up and chose violence today. Never let them know your next move

[@mmiikkee96]

Morthal became much more popular of a spot for me once ae dropped since it’s got myrwatch home 😂

[@The_Yukki]

Gotta get them farms for alchemy lvling

[@kappn4748]

wait what did ae add to morthal?

[@mmiikkee96]

@@kappn4748 myrwatch player home

[@jatm406]

New Mylque just dropped yeaaaaa baby

[@UncleBo-y4f]

Still you do know there’s winterhold with nothing except 4 houses and college of winterhold is discluded

[@Mylque-ing]

Yeah but the college is cool tho

[@UncleBo-y4f]

@@Mylque-ing It is but still the rest of the town is nothing at least Morthal has more than 4 houses

[@crobertplopper1444]

@natma relnam 80 years ago

[@UncleBo-y4f]

Well Falkreath, Winterhold, Dawnstar, and Morthal are really just towns. Winterhold(not including the college) is as big as Shors stone. Even though I think Winterhold is the worst city(not including the college) it still is a true Nordic city and used to be the capital of Skyrim.

[@UncleBo-y4f]

Joe Joeman come to Winterhold to make Winterhold interesting like you did to Morthal.

[@izzywasbusy]

You know, I clicked expecting a mod showcase video. I am pleasantly surprised.

[@EmoExperat]

morthal. aka the city of vampires who pretend nothing is wrong

[@cobaltprime9467]

At least Falkreath has a nice forest. Morthal is just a depressing swamp. Why they “settled” there, is baffling. There are more monsters around them than any other hold. Weird how many vampires you randomly encountered tho. There should only be 2 in town and the rest in a cave.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

It's because he only did the Dawnguard dlc partway

[@maximummax69]

I can't unsee the arm armour looking like a dumb face at 11:09

[@giornogiovanna3079]

I like the swampy atmosphere in Morthal

[@weswesley826]

I've played Skyrim through so many times and watched some many playthroughs and this has been such a fresh series. Joe Joeman makes me cry tears of joy I think?

[@JavertRA]

I never understood the hate for Morthal, I love the supernatural area around it(and it's also near to my favourite CC home - Myrwatch)

[@GeneralLudwigSteiner]

Bro is out here, making lit videos about a game that came out 12 years ago - and im all here for it.

[@kpovou8594]

spent my last 5 days watching all ur videos over n over 😭good to see ur still at it

[@reesespieces8173]

How was Winterhold not in the convo for least interesting city? Also Falkreath is a aesthetically gorgeous

[@Mylque-ing]

I actually love Falkreath, just threw it in there as a wrong answer. Winterhold woulda been better

[@frog1405]

Winterhold has a whole ass college of magic and at least some lore of most of it now being at the bottom of the ocean

[@hollxws]

I think the college itself is objectively interesting and very cool to find on a first play through

[@Lollaksyotuube]

That tripwire was so funny lol

[@weshouldchill5694]

That Crossbow name tho. Poor Faendal been's hanging around with Joe too long. Joe's corrupted him lmao

[@drunorthodox]

Waited all day for this

[@mindcraft5093]

First generation: Vaermina Second generation: Meridia and Erandur Then there is their son Joe Joeman, married to Mioll the Lioness Fourth generation: Braith the Bully and Lucia Also Faendal exists

[@fotuto13]

Loving the series! Always nice to find a new creator who still enjoys Skyrim as much as I do!

[@quinn7876]

Slofgar the Throgglar for President.

[@Borkomora]

you breezed past "sloffgar the throgglar" meanwhile i've been chuckling about it for like 4 minutes 😂

[@CoolTonyLover]

imma be honest, a Taco Bell could spice up any boring town. Why aren’t we putting them in 3rd world countries?

[@Mylque-ing]

i feel like they probably are

[@twaz1028]

Bro just called us boring 💀

[@Redshirtgaming96]

@@twaz1028 he’s not wrong

[@oak9428]

Always like to see a new addition of this series.

[@GrumpyIan]

9:17 I just about pissed myself because I was laughing so much at that.

[@shawndonq135]

Dude that raiding party joke was just amazing 😂😂

[@bradenchambers5]

Fanedal literally was killing alva in the inn

[@chanthenerd]

When you said "He's so strong" my thoughts went somewhere else.

[@sluggyr]

that raiding party joke, subscribed

[@xanx3572]

Faendal''s aggression reminds me of sean bean 😭😭😭

[@jamipryde1751]

Ah yes more beautiful Skyrim content because I needed a reason to start my 1028575 save

[@johnadams614]

Benor didnt take his medicine again. Gonna have to give him a cheese wheel for the 10th time just to get him home.

[@Redshirtgaming96]

Honest gold for honest work

[@morgueanne]

morthal is like a frozen bolivia (i love poverty)

[@_Umbrael_]

Honestly. Frickin' Falion. Dude just says "Here we go!" when you transform into a vampire lord. Bro knows he is an essential NPC, and he isn't afraid to flaunt it.

[@Galeriarch]

i had no idea the jarl's house had so many crabs next to each other thank you for bringing this to my attention

[@DeadKingV]

Meeko is the only dog in fiction whose death i have become numb to mostly because every single time i play skyrim meeko gets obliterated on accident atleast a couple dozen times

[@lonucktetris]

Nazeem ordered the vampires to attack joe

[@stanaccountm9502]

"Avadaka crossbow" I'm wheezing😭

[@JonnyCrackers]

I actually think Dawnstar might be even less interesting than Morthal. At least Morthal has the weird vampire quest and the spooky haunted swamp. Dawnstar has a quest dealing with everyone having nightmares, and a crappy Mythic Dawn "museum" (some guy's collection at his house). The two towns are so similarly bland that I have to check the map to remind myself which one I'm in.

[@ophesophes1916]

Keep up this series dawg. This series will always be a treat of the day whenever I get to see a new continuation of Joe Joeman's holy pilgrimage in becoming High King ❤

[@jhaserk]

That ending though. XD Good episode.

[@Hunter-fs1nj]

I am so glad I discovered this channel Joe is so funny!

[@ionceateapinecone]

Shoutout to dawnstar for somehow flying under the radar on worst city despite having only one worthwhile quest in the whole podunk ass city.

[@willoux_]

eh, i mean dawnstar has the dagon questline, the vaermina questline, and the second dark brotherhood sanctuary. morthal only has the vampire cure and the vampire den quests. its the area around morthal thats pretty cool though

[@AntiKira20]

Petition to call the next character you create Slofgar the Throggler please! Please make a character trait of them really really loving potatoes?

[@jonathanwilliams1271]

This was such an unhinged episode, I think Joe's back on the skooma...

[@Lysanderofthewildwind]

Damn man... Your channel is so Fu..ing good. Subbed.

[@VortexKiller2]

Falkreath is just Riverwood 2.0

[@snowboundmage]

Dont holster fists, dont stop to eat, dont run away. Thats why the fight kept stopping.

[@cocaloca5402]

And here I thought Erandur would be the next Faendal 🥲 to initiate Joe's born-again arc

[@EchoWhiskey11]

That thumbnail feels like a Manslayer throwback.

[@yep1486]

oh wow, Joe's progress is large I wonder how Windheilm is gonna go

[@nnnik3595]

It went about as well as expected.

[@DennisUrMenace]

Cannot wait for you too upload man, these vids are very swell

[@DennisUrMenace]

Heck I’d call them good

[@Natapee]

Just started watching your profile! Tbh I’m not a usual twitch user but I’m watching you on there too lol love the content :)

[@normalmanfromengland]

ahhh my weekly happy time thanks joe joeman

[@DarkAgeDan]

Morthal has good alchemy ingredients the make bank on potions.

[@markalbert8135]

I think Faendal needs a vacation.

[@ibpreachin5869]

new favourite youtuber keep it up mylque man, P.S. imagine if you made a chanel called semi skimmed mylque where the vids are like 40 mins or somin

[@chompyhunter123]

The intro was very creative

[@DeeKeyLP]

shooting the sleeping Orc in the ass and calling it authentic Orcish alarm clock had me rolling💀

[@jaredrood4705]

Just discovered your channel.. you are hilarious. You make me want to play Skyrim everyday

[@devonfarrar6313]

This was the best scooby do episode i have ever seen!

[@araneuskyuro]

Joe Joeman boutta bring comedy to Skyrim. I can hear all the applause... That might just be the voices. Damn it Joe!

[@eruick047]

"Morthal is the worst city" Never been to Winterhold huh?

[@salamifisch610]

This channel is an fever dream

[@shizumeru_]

If Solitude is Los Angeles then Morthal is Bakersfield

[@majikk7099]

Mylque in HD is a different animal

[@apexclan1479]

Milk man is the best. These are so funny

[@noimead988]

What is that bopping music playing in the fist fight? It's so good.

[@scottnoseworthy975]

Poor vampires, got slaughtered right next to the cure

[@Prostopyotr]

Me when new mylque video: 🤗🥳 Me the other 6 days: 😟

[@zarlsalamandersspacemarine302]

I liked making my house in morthal for my vampire character because being a spoopy undead chilling in a swamp was cool

[@Quija_Bored]

JOEEE!!! THE MOMMY SWORD’S EXPLOSION WHEN U KILL UNDEAD DAMAGES YOU IF YOU ARE… YKNOW A VAMPIRE U ALMOST DIED!!!

[@Ranar14]

Joe Joeman and Joov made me finally play skyrim.

[@aliciagreen5411]

This video started autoplaying and without seeing the title or the screen I was still able to answer Morthal lol

[@KoabraFang]

Finally with the dog gone I was able to subscribe

[@NepetaCataria420]

I love that my unhinged twitch comments get featured as the voices in Joe's head.

[@Bellumria]

I tried to tripwire an orc chief during a brawl once, and he immediately fully ragdolled. Like, the talk button was still there, but it didn't do anything, and he was very clearly dead. Just fucking tripped and snapped his neck smh.

[@poptart9043]

favorite youtuber rn all hail joe

[@boygodwaldt5094]

The cloak clipping 😩

[@bellvine15]

I just adopted a cat. He is trying to eat my blanket. Please help.