Making nonsense literature EVEN MORE NONSENSICAL with Google Translate

[@toastedghost5524]

"ah commander, you have style." *then the stranger killed the old woman*

[@getitgames4714]

squidster the last google translate line there is literally in the format of: *something* kills *another thing*

[@user-lv8qh3ej1k]

yes *just yes*

[@lyndon4610]

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭

[@thekingtiger8193]

theory: the stranger was a clone commander and the old women was a jedi

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

*_RELEASE THE DEAD_*

[@_dt3577]

Deep inside, we all feel that terribly old depression

[@Niki43377]

Yep

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

Same

[@youareoneant]

_ｙｅｓ_

[@vilistarlight10]

Never related so much so much to a comment before.

[@Roses_Golden]

Bro. That's deep.

[@gioa.1470]

the native americans when the portuguese came to colonize: "Portugal, N O"

[@japanpanda2179]

Also the Spanish during the Treaty of Tordesillas

[@DiggyPT]

@@japanpanda2179 treaty of *tortillas*

[@Hi-ix5bb]

PORTUGAL CARALHO

[@ITAC85]

@@DiggyPT I read tortillas on accident too!

[@yuppi3495]

As a Brazilian, this is a great meme, keep going.

[@supresmeshbras2003]

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. *He is a hero,* *The same goes for cheese.*

[@olliver1242]

I cAnT fLoKn BrEaTh

[@coyotix]

WAIT BUT ITS ACTUALLY IN METER

[@that21pilotsfan9]

i choked on my pocky - A+ comedy 🤣

[@folklore_50]

@@olliver1242 Everyone: Hey you shouldn't be scared of your donkey The old man of Madras: Ok, but ear length *S C A R Y* Everyone: wtf?

[@Waterbottle690]

She is Portuguese

[@burrsoup]

I like how all of the gong translations end with an old woman being killed

[@Lionswordleo]

We will never know

[@oh_no_no_no]

And how all the chin translations involve Christmas.

[@nagulasrilatha]

@@oh_no_no_no r/cursedcomments

[@Your_Average_Stickman_WasTaken]

I like how most of the Portuguese translations change the girl's gender

[@molly-molly925]

I like how every "Old Man From Madras" part has milk in it

[@daanhuisman1040]

''Cream mode?'' Even Google Translate was confused at that one.

[@its_secret5375]

@Thatyounglighthouseboi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@its_secret5375]

@Thatyounglighthouseboi idk plz explain me

[@funtimelilly6238]

@@its_secret5375 You are too young, my child. You don't need to know such dirty "activities"

[@jakey2430]

*_C R E A M M O D E H A S B E E N A C T I V A T E D_*

[@gabriellaedwards9yearoldwi255]

@@funtimelilly6238 but I do and I wish I didnt :(

[@alephcake]

"Making nonsense literature make sense with Google Translator" Here fixed your title

[@user-ls6rc8hh8o]

Get Google Translated "Nonsense makes sense Google Translation" LOL

[@soupbowl6028]

2:29 “He was comfortably old.” “Who can add *B R E A S T M I L K?* “

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

Napkins

[@aidaaliten8817]

Napkins

[@jordantolkar2586]

"For Psychiatrists" "How much milk should be given?" "Listen" "It is not required" " *R E L E A S E T H E D E A D* "

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

@@jordantolkar2586 *Napkins*

[@wyxenn]

the ear magic

[@leebydeeby]

Everyone in the village: "lol you shouldn't be so scared of your own donkey" The old man from Madras: "Ok, but ear length Scary"

[@Yawnford]

Then the old man killed the old woman

[@meaninglesslife]

Should have taken the donkey in cream mode.

[@theletterh6011]

@@Yawnford *r e l e a s e t h e d e a d*

[@Yawnford]

@@theletterh6011 *after that the dead woman killed the o l d m a n*

[@sofacushion8153]

420 likesss I was gonna like but I must not ruin the 420 😂

[@rabitec.]

Imma go to the petting zoo now and search for the "cream mode"-button on the donkeys

[@jakey2430]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@victoryjamz]

Its the male g spot of a donkey be careful

[@pumpampow121]

OH NO DO *NOT* !!!!!!!!!

[@jacobg.406]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@odvdoihavetofillthisin594]

Just a tip: run immediatley

[@yeetabix8012]

"stop it's really hard" "i love you i love you" im out-

[@NUISANCE_ANIMAL]

*retching noises*

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

cOmE iN tHe ShOwEr WeT aNd WeT

[@mrmetheperson]

warning with carl lucius anej

[@echoneo9063]

He is a hero. And so is cheese Dear fellow humans, we must praise our lord and savior, C H E E S E

[@petuniatherain-nightwing1002]

Holy c h e e s e

[@VEL0S]

@Urho Oksanen cheese

[@lucassmith4137]

Nah bro, NAPKINS are our lord and savior. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@surprisedguy7375]

Big smoke approves

[@tyleravery1905]

@Urho Oksanen Cheese kind of cheese. Our saviour!

[@noone-uy1ir]

"Another piano? Yes al" "Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT" Google Translate: Return of Al

[@samszczepanski2281]

AL HAS RETURNED

[@talkalexis]

Google translate roasts Bt

[@imbob99999]

the qeston remain; ho are al?

[@davidvelasco4423]

Give me the sauce

[@freezysh]

GTA 5 Dialogues be like.

[@ellzzz_3871]

"Stop, it's really hard;" is probably the prequel to "come in the shower"

[@teresaperry7864]

Oh god

[@iris8559]

oh my -&!!.€.£.£&

[@prehistoricfanboy101]

Or the sequel depending on your imagination-

[@clockworkwolf3943]

Oh my

[@MoonParade222]

The story behind the “Stop, it’s really hard” is she tried to cut a active chainsaw with a knife. Other theory she was being used as a slave to release the dead.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

I love how it’s not even translate Tuesday’s anymore, it’s more just “translate day once a week”

[@attithickson7562]

"yeah that AI sounds preety bad to me " me has ZXMandy flashbacks

[@kgratia4748]

Yeah, BT isnt for me either. BT doesnt seem to be my choice either.

[@eboii731]

ZXMandy? U mean ZXMany?

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

"ah commander, you have style." then the stranger killed the old woman. THAT GOT ME SO GOOD

[@axethannanth]

h

[@ICNHH]

a

[@aavipadams]

a

[@equilibrum999]

i

[@josedevgd9566]

*F I S H*

[@raskullsshako]

“Ah, commander.” “ *you have style.* “

[@keiraharding3071]

Levi Ackerman?

[@raskullsshako]

e

[@maxxyyboyy]

"who takes a donkey in cream mode?" reminiscent of "you're playing on peaceful?"

[@hidekiryuga9767]

To everyone who reads this: Ah, commander, you have style!

[@aizennickoadante5572]

no

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@@aizennickoadante5572 Ok, you don't.

[@aizennickoadante5572]

@@hidekiryuga9767 yes

[@deadassbird3763]

@@aizennickoadante5572 Yer are the old woman do ya?

[@equilibrum999]

@@aizennickoadante5572 For psychiatrists. How much milk should be given? Listen. It is not required. Release the dead.

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

She is a princess The same goes for pens. *I* Christmas is Christmas I have a few songs in my mouth *Eminem has been real quiet once this dropped.*

[@goblinbengovii1312]

Me: "he rode a donkey in the form called cream" Someone: "Who rides a donkey in the from of cream?"

[@TheAustronaut03]

*_W H O T A K E S A D O N K E Y I N C R E A M M O D E_*

[@omnietyy]

The Austronaut I would

[@autumndattilo8042]

he would odiously

[@kkchannel6025]

Everybody gansta till the cheese is a hero

[@marbleperson]

He is a hero *The same goes for cheese.*

[@realjaspe]

He was comfortably old. *W h o c a n a d d b r e a s t m i l k ?* The ear magic An elderly man died of a sailor.

[@equinoxonroblox]

the ear magic

[@nousername8162]

I want to meet aliens just so that we can add their language to google translate and get ultimate comedy

[@noori2105]

@d_erped close your eyes when you fear

[@timoteoooo]

just look up the language of welsh, that's close enough

[@pdd5793]

i though you said "I want to meet aliens just so that we can A D D B R E A S T M I L K"

[@equilibrum999]

i thought you mean to say "I want to meet angles just so that we can r e l e a s e t h e d ea d"

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

@@pdd5793 Oh god

[@salvadormoure5211]

Alternative title: *Old man doesn't stop dying and a woman can't leave Portugal on Google translate

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

... And Google Translate *released the **_dead_*

[@salvadormoure5211]

@@teadrinkingwarlock5101 Yeah that too

[@j.hawkins8779]

@@salvadormoure5211 and talks to Al

[@number15d]

And another old man has terribly old depression

[@OrangeGuy208]

I translated that and ended up with "The wolf cannot stop his death with a woman Google Translate Portugal"

[@tinnister1310]

“Who takes the donkey in cream mode?” You say? *Well, I for one take a donkey in cream mode.*

[@kimlikens5827]

Stop 😭😭🤣🤣

[@equilibrum999]

I would took it, but blame rules, all i can only take in cream mode is creamic water frozen.

[@Onetruefreeman]

“He is a hero,same goes for trees” Great words to go by

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

I think you could totally team up with Translator Fails and help Malinda with her translations, just by looking at the theme of this video.

[@LichenJuice]

Let's analyze what happened at 3:16 because I know both languages so why not All pronouns in Georgian are gender neutral. Google translate understood the first line was about a girl from the context, but defaulted to he/him for the rest The interesting thing is what happened to ფასების დიაპაზონი, which means price range lmao შეფასება means assessment so yeah that's what happened not that interesting The only other thing that's wrong is "however" in the last line. ამასთან is a fancy way of saying also, not however I have no idea why I wrote this, it's 1am my brain does whatever it wants and I'm too tired to fight the random impulses

[@christopherearth9714]

hello messiah.

[@bijayadutta7201]

........

[@gabrielvieira6529]

F I think its the same with me

[@dynamic0s465]

He was a hero. *The same goes for cheese.* Swiss people: *happiness noises*

[@lir4374]

Me: Merry Christmas My friend who started his Spanish classes few minutes ago: Now say "Feliz Navidad!" Me: 1:37

[@mizuukiiiii]

3:38 it appears google translate just adds that for no reason to sentences. for example: book of mario: king of miami (google translated paper mario: the origami king) that EXACT line appears multiple times.

[@multi_stanp1699]

Can google trans be my friend? Its like me, cant speak, very werid

[@its_secret5375]

Well I will be your friend I am also weird and can't to ppl

[@HectorH-M]

Is Minnie your bias?

[@ActuallyFlamey]

I don't know Al that sounds pretty crap to me

[@multi_stanp1699]

@@HectorH-M yup yup

[@HectorH-M]

@@multi_stanp1699 nice

[@mariajesuscastrorodriguez8]

"Release the dead" God, December 31, 2020

[@ICNHH]

*𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚕𝚢* ᴅ ᴏ ɴ ᴛ

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

*Uh-oh...*

[@surjithpc6508]

ZoMbIe ApOcOlYpSe AhHhHhHhhHhHhHhHh

[@multiverseone8115]

3:36 I learned something new: *DON'T TRUST BT (BRITISH TELECOM)*

[@KompridiCR]

😱😱😱😱😱

[@danutpopa7175]

Don't use Bluetooth (BT)!

[@894MUSIC]

@@danutpopa7175 *stops using airpods and throws them in the trash*

[@sjchessofficial]

I Did A Task Of Running The Text Given Here 0:20 Into Every Google Translate Language, And I Got This As A Result : My mother was wearing a white dress. Daily routine Get up and cut But love your parents The old clock is ringing. If You Like It Then ❤

[@JoseGonzalez-uj9qg]

Now I want human teeth for dinner

[@azfarahsan]

me: i love you crush: you too

[@walkmanaaron7227]

"Stop, it's really hard;" What is google thinking man

[@oderchannel426]

Coronavirus: Appears Americans: RELEASE THE DEAD

[@equilibrum999]

For psychiatrists. How much milk should be given? Listen. It is not required. Release the dead.

[@619tmFALCON]

@@equilibrum999 Listen, it is not required but... RELEASE THE DEAD.

[@oh_no_no_no]

“Tips and warnings About Kylie Connie” “Warning with Carl Lucius Anej” Carl: *kylie, we need to talk*

[@ultrad-rex1389]

2:06 - This is excellently in sync.

[@jedijazzygamer5369]

Nobody: Google Translate: WhO tAKeS A doNKeY iN CrEAm mOdE?

[@aavipadams]

M E

[@equilibrum999]

T O O

[@racer7058]

2:45 When earth sees that people survived 2020

[@fireredscrollfighter8995]

*Picks up my minigun*

[@axostierIV]

Me in the orbit: *(Casually destroys earth by accident)*

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

"The Christmas is Christmas" Me: *"Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor."*

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

*I--*

[@dafrenzyguy]

TechnicallyTheTruth

[@johnmcphillips314]

“Who can put donuts in cream?” i can.

[@SacsachCCABP]

No one: Google translate: CHRISTMAS IS CRISTMAS

[@michelledoeshenrystickminc9080]

Hai Charles!

[@Blicked.4.ever.]

"Yeah al that sounds pretty crap to me, looks like BT aint for me either" -jesus even google doesnt like bts

[@eagleheart2203]

Wat is bts

[@indahf.freztiyana824]

@@eagleheart2203 Base Transceiver Station...

[@daviddwadetiu7616]

Guys bts is an kpop ;-;

[@ICNHH]

@@daviddwadetiu7616 Burial Tumor Simulator

[@justmeatlas]

@@eagleheart2203 Boring Tall Simps (I tried to join the train and make it somewhat realistic lol)

[@ultragaminggod199]

2:17 I want my donkey to have a cream mode.

[@michi-tankenka8116]

2:14 you mean

[@carlaconnolly6038]

🤨

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

bruh Minecraft new modes goes HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD-

[@axostierIV]

Hold up...

[@joshschannel6232]

2:13

[@DJdoppIer]

Today I learned that laughing for 4 minutes straight hurts like a bitch.

[@gregarybrown9896]

"Ah commander, you have style" Sounds like an action movie where one of the "good guys" is revealed to be the main villain

[@DanDCool]

1:30 "Is cHiN an instrument?"

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

No, Dan, "chin" is not an instrument.

[@SamuelMullins-v5e]

Eeeeeeeee

[@KaesoARhombil]

​@@officialSgtPepperArc360 Forehead is not an instrument either.

[@skelebratz]

“wensday editionᵗᵐ“ *I CAN’T*

[@potterify5916]

Please please make more of these I literally died😂

[@andr3x40]

2:31 I was drinking some water. This part got me laughing so hard that I almost suffocated. Can you add a quick disclaimer "do not drink while watching this video"? lol

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

2:31 WHO CAN ADD B R E A S T M I L K

[@ryleyo7675]

What English sounds like to people who don't speak english

[@orakull.]

Ahh my one relief in life

[@conniebowles5716]

*no* 3:26

[@thaiandtbwvehypersuper517]

Portugal 𝗻𝗼

[@BLP_Memes]

Portugal *no*

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

Hotel Trivago

[@faazdoesstuff]

Google: I fear no man but that thing (ear length) it scares me

[@jonnathan1869]

It's literally Thursday 2am here, you failed me 😭

[@x-genyt3856]

I’m not first I’m not last But when I see google translate Tuesdays, I click faster then Iidas thighs.

[@OppositeSnowball]

Shi-No Kitsinke -Class 1-A yes this is the best

[@x-genyt3856]

Rattleratrat_likescheese Why thank you UwU

[@Ribbons0121R121]

whos lida

[@albond]

@@x-genyt3856 *Tuesdays

[@x-genyt3856]

Ribbons0121 R121 Do you know my hero academia? If so, he’s the one that runs really fast.

[@gym2481]

When your talking to your friend Al and he says something that sounds pretty crap to you: 3:33

[@jackh.3052]

I can relate but not relate at the same time so

[@Sonicexefanforever]

Lololololololololololol

[@user-hy8qt3zj9d]

"She is a princess the same goes for pens" had me laughing 😂 Yes my humor is broken

[@NopurposeRai]

I translated the first one and somehow got : "Then they hit old Sasuke with a gong"

[@mjdddd3884]

Screaming in oofese

[@NopurposeRai]

@@mjdddd3884 what?

[@mjdddd3884]

Error: mind fïžźļəđ ('^')

[@NopurposeRai]

@moz Sprogmalm? And thanks for the advice, I'll save my life from this monster.

[@maradupras7278]

Me: mom can we have poetry? Mom: we have poetry at home Poetry at home:

[@guys_animations]

2:23 it sounds 100% wrong

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

literally Donkey ended up with a Donut 💀

[@oh_no_no_no]

This episode ripped me to shreds.

[@NUISANCE_ANIMAL]

Truly, the best part is the bill wurtz transitions.

[@Hunari]

"Who takes a donkey in cream mode?" and "Who can add breast milk?" sounds like comments you'd read on r34

[@el-volte]

In Hogwarts we are practicing *The ear magic*

[@joshschannel6232]

0:13 N A P K I N S

[@BLP_Memes]

Napkins 👍

[@tiles2048]

And then Wacky Workbench

[@z3rokelvin807]

"An elderly man died of a sailor." Probably my favorite thing I have ever heard google translate say.

[@rexscotleo]

"She was a Portuguese girl His idea was the sea" Their gender is yes.

[@ExplosivesLaboratory]

*_ｇｅｎｄｅｒ ｆｌｕｉｄ_*

[@ICNHH]

Ah yes, gender

[@MadamLionessOfNorway]

3:25 this made me die of laughter for some reason

[@jaguarr314]

Are we just not going to talk about "Stop, it's really hard;"?

[@Vastralix]

Google translate was thinking something very SUSPICIOUS

[@МихаилЕвдокимов-п3щ]

I made my own There was an old man of moldavia Who nad the most curious behaviour For while he was able He slwpt on a table That funny man of moldavia G starc, moldova Where is the best hospitality? This man is not good Hey, miss Old comedy from maldives

[@juliemittel3931]

3:06 it's fine, because he's actaully a femboy

[@axostierIV]

Damn I hope so 😂

[@Charmavoid]

I like scrambled eggs with cheese. I don't know I just thought somebody might want to know

[@facade7672]

this cures my terribly old depression

[@EyesOfTheVoid0v0]

Ok at 4:10 I heard it as afton stop, it's really hard and as a fnaf fan that scared the hell out of me

[@BluCoolKnux]

Hey, what about this classic? “There once was a man who lived in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find out that his dream had come true.”

[@darkdeer7854]

I want more of this, I almost died laughing at this

[@BronzeSpaceComet]

"Yeah all that sounds pretty crap to me" LOL

[@GrimBeakington]

3:33 Strange, I got that same exact line when I translated some song lyrics. Word for word

[@willowphoenix5926]

3:33 Okay, you're not gonna believe this, but I actually got that exact sentence when I was Google Translating something once.

[@translatormadness]

I think I actually got the same thing too while being silly on google translate

[@willowphoenix5926]

Whoa, interesting...

[@smashthepie1759]

the only reasonable transition “Napkins”

[@Kani_7798]

Random thing: that song in the beginning is wacky workbench past JP soundtrack from sonic CD and yes, I'm a very big sonic fan

[@dombomb64]

Oh, no, they 3:58! (Look at the English captions.)

[@michi-tankenka8116]

also 4:03

[@e.t.o.i.l.e]

catalonia at 1:50

[@vynnie5389]

"And they bought Christmas" *how the grinch bought Christmas*

[@StinkyScript]

1:22 when an english person tries to speak spanish

[@atlasmonkeyleon]

Kudos to the man who still refuses to leave Portugal, even about fifty translations and one gender transition later. That is some serious commitment, y‘all.

[@Valentina089]

“𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕"

[@coyotix]

"r e l e a s e t h e d e a d" "NAPKINS"

[@ruby1one2000]

*N A P K I N S*

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

napkins was prolly my favourite

[@supechube_k]

"yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, looks like BT aint for me either" i was putting a song through google translate and got that exact line wtf

[@frostyvoid827]

1:45 - *E*

[@Fanful-v8n]

“He is a hero The same goes for cheese. Me. Sersal Christmas e Songsiqas songs are in your mouth” -Google Translate 2020

[@danielplays6423]

"An eldelrly man died of a sailor." WHAT?