Google Translate fixes your Twitter bios *fail*

[@twistedtranslations]

But for real if you haven't seen jacksfilms "Fix Your Bios" you should it's hilarious. If you try Dollar Shave Club let me know how it goes and we can obsess over how good everything smells together. xx

[@katwhittaker9425]

😂

[@nameiswind9524]

Next on Translator fails *How to shave properly using a dollar shave club kit*

[@kozhinkokopo1229]

Hi I love your channel Gt: hey she likes the devils to

[@henry-joy]

I love him

[@Solayz]

Hi Malinda! Thanks for making us laugh! We love you so much!!! 😍

[@silvercyndaquil8472]

"Get up and get what you want" Well that was a wake-up call.

[@fireline4765]

Can i get that as an alarm tone, please!? (I'm not even kidding)

[@r.g.x.1]

@@fireline4765 Same

[@JachAnen]

@@fireline4765 But said by Terry Crews like in the Old Spice commercials

[@koolkitty108]

Aw, Google’s trying to motivate me! Kind of harshly and angry, but I still consider it to be motivational enough. :)

[@Sarah-pl8rp]

Me @ my dad

[@sarahjane9354]

'Excuse me for the rest of my life' is such a mood.

[@ff-ow8zo]

IT WAS 666 WHEN I SAW IT

[@valzalel5203]

welllll excuuuuuuse me for the rest of my lifffeee

[@sexykiss8116]

Ikr?

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

So is “GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT!”

[@cattusdoggus62]

its not a phase mom

[@gondalfthegay9987]

“dear murderer” sounds like such a good film or book

[@MascotHorrorFan]

I think there is a movie with that name

[@wysteriaz]

I'm gonna make a book out of this

[@msjann]

Show Yourself by Google Translate: I’m growing every inch But it’s not cold What to know Like a dream I could come to but it didn’t stop me I feel you there Like a friend I've never known I am coming And I feel like I'm gay I was always a stronghold Inside the deep cold mystery You have privacy too But you don't have to hide it See for yourself I die to see you See for yourself Here's your fair go You are the one I have watched all my life See for yourself I want to study Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah I was never trusted I have been separated all my life But I came for one reason So was I born? I've never been this different Normal rules will not be followed Is this the day? You're going I see the reason See for yourself I'm not shaking This is me I have come a long way You are my long-awaited answer In my life Oh, see for yourself I will know who you are Go with me now Open the door Don't wait for me One more minute Oh, go with me now Open the door Don't wait for me One more minute Where there is a north wind Get to know the sea Ah ah ah ah There is a river Ah ah ah ah Full memory Come to my beloved house, you are bound I am available See for yourself Step on your strength Throw them away For something new You are what you have been waiting for your whole life Your whole life Oh, see for yourself Ah ah ah Ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah Well that was interesting

[@hemsasdemons]

@@wysteriaz Can't wait to see it!

[@wysteriaz]

@@hemsasdemons wait wa

[@jennmmiiy]

"Arise and be all that you dreamed!" "GeT uP aNd gEt WhAt yOu WaNt!!" There are two types of people...

[@MMC-zq7um]

Ya. One is a mother the other is a father.

[@ihavelemonade5640]

I love that so much

[@nabeel9187]

😂

[@andycoggle]

I’m the second one

[@beans_boi]

Definitely the second one.....

[@AndresBribiesca]

''There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake'' is my new motto

[@gpmar30369]

are you ok

[@peachymiku6432]

I love how it's all sleepy time at first, to mentioning the burning panda in the cake! Talk about whiplash! :D

[@vf4751]

I believe we need a shirt

[@johntabler349]

Unless you're the panda

[@xAbbieCx13]

Legit might make that my new Twitter bio. 😂

[@JoshyRB]

“There’s nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake” I’m pretty sure there is something wrong with that

[@firstnamelastname25437]

i'm pretty sure there is everything wrong with that

[@theenderboy7855]

I'm pretty sure whoever said that has something wrong with them

[@belalabusultan5911]

but am I going to believe a random stranger on KZbin, or the world's greatest knowledge library (Google)?

[@toxicyuritruther]

LMAO

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

How would you even fit a panda in the cake?

[@gmkdraws2477]

“Panic attack” “My heart lives in the case of party” Google translate over here being a therapist

[@mooniepx21]

There's "I love me" and "I'm beautiful and beautiful". GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS TEACHING US MORE SELF CONFIDENCE, FOLKS!

[@lymau744]

d e a r m u r d e r e r

[@jotarokujo320]

666 likes lol

[@anahongow5801]

Panic Attacks and Party? wasn't that the name of a band?

[@ballsfartpissmychannelisdead]

@@anahongow5801 OMG I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TYPE PANIC! AT THE PARTY AHHHH (The original band is called Panic! At The Disco)

[@GameShowFan9001]

The way she said "dear murderer" and her expression while saying it was the absolute best

[@DaSpringBunny]

Yeah

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

I looked up that twitter user. She actually changed her bio to include “dear murderer”. Does that count as a confession of guilt?

[@jamorese]

Lmaooo yes

[@Niktobees]

When

[@davidyang2096]

@@Niktobees 5:16

[@starlight72733]

"Arise and be all that you dreamed" *GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT* There are two kinds of people

[@starlight72733]

@@s0nai From who? I wrote this randomly

[@tired-n2y]

@@s0nai Huh?- I- from who Where's the proof

[@kennethfajardo9102]

I'm the second type.

[@WatermelonLord_]

And then there's me, "Just get your trash bag self up and do whatever the heck you want, I don't care-"

[@kaileighrow3654]

That one was my favorite!

[@cocoelacanth]

“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake.” My mom overheard this and said “I beg to differ.”

[@japanpanda2179]

As do I... There is something very wrong with putting burning pandas in cakes.

[@narellelm]

wait... I'VE ALWAYS IGNORED THE BURNING PANDA IN MY CAKES

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Heat is ideal for 25 seconds.

[@FreakHarryPotter]

There's lots of stuff wrong with cow's breast milk and eggs in the cake though!!

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@@FreakHarryPotter Veganism is an unhealthy lifestyle motivated entirely based on certain animals being cute and requires supplements if following a vegan diet truly. Eggs are not chicks until they are fertilized, and bees produce excess honey no matter what.

[@xAbbieCx13]

I'm not having a panic attack, my heart's just having a party. 😂

[@eej1983able]

I love this lolol

[@anahongow5801]

so are you perhaps Panicking....at the Disco?

[@zahrabasiri7784]

@@anahongow5801 ba dum tsss

[@realmarker]

“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake” I cannot explain my laughter right now

[@hunterplayz6859]

Same omg😂

[@blossomrockruff]

My dog is looking at me like I'm crazy while I'm dying of laughter

[@SavouryGalette]

Oh don't worry, I think it's funny too.

[@robbymounce5764]

DeAr MuRdErEr……………………… Emily………………..? ❤

[@henriqueeomundo3870]

Is that marker from tpot????????

[@AdmiralPenguin]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life" needs to be on a shirt

[@gabe_itch24]

Like a pj set or smthing

[@cherryhelton3112]

And "Get up and get what you want".

[@potatosack7492]

Yes

[@awsomefoxygirl9825]

I would wear it

[@spira543]

You, a normie: I’m having a panic attack Me, an intellectual: *My heart lives in the case of party*

[@frenchfrythestaffordshireb4601]

Spira I’m an intellectual

[@ihaveneverbeenanaturalalli6565]

Omg u only need 1more like. And then it will be 666

[@ihaveneverbeenanaturalalli6565]

@MrRedstone___ But for me it is 665

[@maouliamediaofficial]

I'm an intellectual

[@poppybrosjrex6922]

Actually,I’d say: my exorcism as you

[@-n-a-i-s-h-a--k-h-a-n-n-a]

"Arise and be all that you dreamed!" While Google translate be like, "GOD JUST GET UP AND GET WHAT THE HECK YOU WANT!"

[@jorgeantoniocapozzicardena4490]

😂😂😃😄😐

[@21bucks]

True

[@msjann]

Show Yourself by Google Translate: I’m growing every inch But it’s not cold What to know Like a dream I could come to but it didn’t stop me I feel you there Like a friend I've never known I am coming And I feel like I'm gay I was always a stronghold Inside the deep cold mystery You have privacy too But you don't have to hide it See for yourself I die to see you See for yourself Here's your fair go You are the one I have watched all my life See for yourself I want to study Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah I was never trusted I have been separated all my life But I came for one reason So was I born? I've never been this different Normal rules will not be followed Is this the day? You're going I see the reason See for yourself I'm not shaking This is me I have come a long way You are my long-awaited answer In my life Oh, see for yourself I will know who you are Go with me now Open the door Don't wait for me One more minute Oh, go with me now Open the door Don't wait for me One more minute Where there is a north wind Get to know the sea Ah ah ah ah There is a river Ah ah ah ah Full memory Come to my beloved house, you are bound I am available See for yourself Step on your strength Throw them away For something new You are what you have been waiting for your whole life Your whole life Oh, see for yourself Ah ah ah Ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah Well that was interesting

[@sleepyalien40]

Google translate really had enough of these videos lmao

[@part_ath3na369]

Oooo gachatuber!

[@fabianastacia3350]

"I'm an unlucky dog and full of ice cream". That's definitely me on a spiritual level.

[@booklovingpoet5942]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh I snorted at this... 😂😂😂😂

[@octopusoctopus12]

Same.

[@St0rmcloudy]

Let me translate that. 1: I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not. 2: I'm Unluki Dog and Full of Ice Cream. 3: It is not certain ں who's imagining ہے or not ں 4: Mind 5: Not sure ... what anyone imagines ... or not Very dramatic, except for the second translation.

[@puredemon5926]

My faves are "Dear Murderer" and "Get up and get what you want." That one could be on a motivational poster. I'd have it pinned up in my room. I love the weird, craziness that is Google Translate and I pray to whatever's up there that it doesn't get fixed.

[@donaldduckfan5904]

Jesus Christ is the One True God and He absolutely adores you! Have a wonderful day and may God bless you. ^_^

[@mardashgamer3294]

same

[@caleblewis8169]

Yeah there needs to be a Dear Murderer motivational poster

[@miraculix743]

@@caleblewis8169 HAHAHA

[@frankiebauman8242]

@@donaldduckfan5904 true.

[@justdenks]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life" This is the only time I am truly able to say, THAT SHOULD BE A TWEET

[@agathascrustyfingers5214]

Emily should change her bio to dear murderer now.

[@Emisan2]

Well, maybe I really should do that 🤔

[@klisterklister2367]

isn't Dear Murderer what google translate thinks of the assassin's creed series

[@lindseycassella3015]

From the thumbnail and title I thought these were going to be serial killer biopics xD

[@dweebicusmaximus]

We all know now, the least she can do is be honest

[@emilylirtzman1727]

Sounds good to me

[@leolion3156]

"Dear Murderer"... sounds like a great novel idea.

[@endergirl1421]

*Hippity hoppity your comment is now my property* Just kidding Lisitsa Harlow

[@leolion3156]

@@endergirl1421 Haha! Was about to say...

[@carelikecrazy]

Totally.

[@notinusearrow7556]

And now it is time to w r i t e

[@Sughrinihil]

Dear murderer, way better than dear Evan Hansen.

[@E_FoxSnowspirit]

Gtf: There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in a cake Malinda’s face: Yes, yes there is.

[@nicklink7934]

Burning panda in the cake. Yeah I think I will pass on that.

[@leolion3156]

I think I will too.

[@pravijarajesh]

Don't forget me!

[@stelladent4372]

Panda all the time! Heat is ideal for 25 seconds.

[@darthravager1958]

Nothing wrong with it

[@pravijarajesh]

@@stelladent4372 SO I CAN WEAR A SPECTACULAR PANDA DRESS!

[@akshyar599]

"Arise and be all that you dreamed" Translate: *GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT*

[@usernamehere-0505]

It's almost the same, but more rude

[@hwtvi3466]

Technically the same thing

[@booklovingpoet5942]

Practically the same thing but a lot more straight forward and less poetic and cliche - ish

[@musicwiggle22]

Same energy

[@schrodingerscat3741]

successful translation

[@pre-d]

WWF: Save the Pandas Me: Save the Pandas theyre so cute Everyone: Save the Pandas theyre so cute GT: *No*

[@samidevries5397]

Lol

[@msjann]

Show Yourself by Google Translate: I’m growing every inch But it’s not cold What to know Like a dream I could come to but it didn’t stop me I feel you there Like a friend I've never known I am coming And I feel like I'm gay I was always a stronghold Inside the deep cold mystery You have privacy too But you don't have to hide it See for yourself I die to see you See for yourself Here's your fair go You are the one I have watched all my life See for yourself I want to study Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah I was never trusted I have been separated all my life But I came for one reason So was I born? I've never been this different Normal rules will not be followed Is this the day? You're going I see the reason See for yourself I'm not shaking This is me I have come a long way You are my long-awaited answer In my life Oh, see for yourself I will know who you are Go with me now Open the door Don't wait for me One more minute Oh, go with me now Open the door Don't wait for me One more minute Where there is a north wind Get to know the sea Ah ah ah ah There is a river Ah ah ah ah Full memory Come to my beloved house, you are bound I am available See for yourself Step on your strength Throw them away For something new You are what you have been waiting for your whole life Your whole life Oh, see for yourself Ah ah ah Ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah Well that was interesting

[@hunterplayz6859]

Lol there is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake😂😂

[@toxicyuritruther]

@@hunterplayz6859 there’s actually nothing wrong with that…. *right?*

[@sonianevermindultimateprin659]

@@msjann ELSA IS GAY CONFIRMED

[@erieleon6436]

Someone: "Arise and be all that you dreamed!" Google translate: "Get up and get what you want!" Savage much? xD

[@erieleon6436]

@sam zuriel 😂👌

[@Жойлес]

When motivational quotes gets too straightforward

[@skinman4207]

What google is trying to say: GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GO GET THOSE CHEETOS YOUR SELF

[@GoodMusicManiac999]

A little rough but that's fine!

[@callmefried544]

@@skinman4207 xd

[@terencegeyser2471]

"There's nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake" Now we know why panda bears are endangered..... ...google translate is eating them

[@starlight72733]

And they're burnt....

[@revnanhs1]

Google translate is cannablis

[@Justalittleguy3848]

@@revnanhs1 um what

[@Justalittleguy3848]

this would have been use full in my project on pandas. XD

[@aracelie.28]

oh my god

[@Eynamite]

What the English teacher says the meaning is: “arise and be all that you dreamed” What the author really meant: “GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT”

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

Much too direct.

[@o0Yellow_Eyes0o]

I'm gonna make a sign that says Some people: *Arise and be all that you dreamed* Google: *GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT*

[@gregorbaby4269]

That's direct 🤣

[@numpymushroom3199]

I’m pretty sure they mean the same thing

[@help9020]

Best paraphrase ever

[@tahliac4837]

I read this as she said that

[@foggyghost3327]

i like the second version better, honestly,

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

“Little boy memes” I don’t think Felix would be happy about that

[@isabellamcdonagh6163]

XD

[@mari0nns]

Felix who?

[@wydiwy]

​@@mari0nns PewDiePie, probably.

[@mari0nns]

@Markiegee55 oh

[@theyoshi202]

Why are you everywhere 😳

[@cheshirekilo176]

"GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT!" "There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake." Also, I put "Malinda's google translate videos are amazing" into Google Translate, and it told me this: "Malinda carefully translated the video."

[@coyotix]

I mean... true

[@slyar]

I mean, yeah

[@SavouryGalette]

It ain't wrong

[@voidresident_m4r127]

Google spitting straight fax

[@Z4n3yB01]

to be fair...

[@katb9066]

1:13 - Excuse me for the rest of my life 2:07 - Little boy memes 2:33 - Part time human, full time disappointment 3:15 - My live is one constant panic attack 4:25 - There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake 4:33 - Get up and get what you want 5:17 - Dear murder

[@jeffbezoslover]

Why does this only have 7 likes?

[@judykhalil1094]

Kara Caskie I don’t know

[@judykhalil1094]

*2:30 Part time human,full time disappointment *

[@robsoncristiano7854]

Excuse me for the rest of my life 2:07 - Little boy memes 2:33 - Part time human, full time disappointment 3:15 - My live is one constant panic attack 4:25 - There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake 4:33 - Get up and get what you want 5:17 - Dear murder

[@robsoncristiano7854]

Peace for the rest of my life 2:07 - The boy remembers 2:33 - A temporary man, a complete disappointment 3:15 My life is under constant attack 4:25 - There is nothing wrong with a hot pot on the cake 4:33 Arise, do what you want; 5:17 - Kill someone you love

[@nameiswind9524]

Next on Translator fails *How to shave properly using a dollar shave club kit*

[@pianotm]

This. This has to happen. If you're going to take sponsors, get all you can out of them. Like a whole episode.

[@pravijarajesh]

Or HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT!!

[@FreakHarryPotter]

Google Translate had a fun time with this one... Normal: Legs Moisten skin with water for about three minutes, then apply a thick shaving gel. Water plumps up the hair, making it easier to cut, and the shaving gel helps retain the moisture.Use long, even strokes without applying excessive pressure. Shave carefully over bony areas like ankles, shins and knees.For knees, bend slightly to pull the skin tight before shaving, as folded skin is difficult to shave.Stay warm to prevent goose bumps, as any irregularity in the skin surface can complicate shaving.Wire-wrapped blades, like those made by Schick® or Wilkinson Sword, help prevent careless nicks and cuts. Don't press too hard! Simply let the blade and handle do the work for youRemember to shave in the direction of hair growth. Take your time and shave carefully over sensitive areas. For a closer shave, carefully shave against the grain of hair growth. UnderarmsMoisten skin and apply a thick shaving gel.Lift your arm up while shaving to pull skin tight.Shave from the bottom up, allowing the razor to glide over the skin.Avoid shaving the same area more than once, to minimize skin irritation.Wire-wrapped blades, like those made by Schick® or Wilkinson Sword, help prevent careless nicks and cuts. Don't press too hard! Simply let the blade and handle do the work for you.Avoid applying deodorants or antiperspirants immediately after shaving, as doing so can result in irritation and stinging. To prevent this, shave underarms at night and give the area time to stabilize before using deodorant. Google Translate: bones Soak the skin with water for about three minutes, then add it thick. Water wraps hair, cuts easily and helps shave the room with moisture. Use long strokes and just without too much pressure. Watch for bony areas such as axes, ankles and knees. Bend your knees slightly before tightening the skin, making skin shaving difficult. Stay calm to prevent hiccups as uneven skin surface can make shaving difficult. Collected yarns, such as Schick® or Wilkinson's swords, help prevent wastage and pruning. It doesn't push too much! Just let the blades and horns do your job Don't forget to shave yourself in the direction of hair growth. Take your time and take care of sensitive areas. To get a closer shave, be careful about hair growth quickly. armpits Cut the skin and apply a thick beard. Raise your arm as your skin shakes. Add shaving to slip the skin from behind. Avoid the same area more than once to reduce skin irritation. Collected yarns, such as Schick® or Wilkinson's swords, help prevent wastage and pruning. It doesn't push too much! Just let the blades and horns do your job. Avoid deodorants or antiperspirants directly after rape as they can cause irritation and swelling. To avoid this, shave at night and allow time to stabilize the environment before

[@nameiswind9524]

@@FreakHarryPotter pretty sure the Google translate method for how to Physically handicap yourself 😂

[@xXmlgamingXx355]

name is Wind omg yes

[@XxDreamy_LeaxX]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life." Such a big mood.😂😂

[@deniz2449]

1:12 Excuse me for the rest of my life. Me: I'll be using that a lot.

[@reverdyabuyen]

You are excused, humble human.

[@deniz2449]

@@reverdyabuyen I am indeed, lucky.

[@patito3936]

Mood

[@Lionswordleo]

@Its Leo you dare use my name, MORTAL

[@Lionswordleo]

@Its Leo mine too >=[

[@RodyTheRoad]

Another episode of Google Translate ruins your full names: *DIPLIMALDINKAT*

[@pravijarajesh]

Melindahopscotch...... I translated that word

[@amnesiaclover2001]

I tried translating too *result was "Miss Linda"*

[@aubrey7116]

Alexander Lukashenko?

[@k.sharma6104]

I got Malariandes.

[@nabyspi882]

I got "Required"

[@tonas3843]

Me: casually putting "Get up and get what you want" as my wake up alarm

[@gabrielochoa3170]

when you want to say something motivational what your brain is trying to say: Arise and be all that you dreamed (4:30) what you actually say: Get up and get what you want! (4:32) people: O_O ... ok...

[@jaytubing607]

Jack's Universe She actually does 😂😂

[@Jimz729]

@Jack's Universe use really does tho

[@gianah8347]

When I saw that I thought of "Wait for it" and "Rise up" idk why

[@robsoncristiano7854]

when you want to say something encouraging what you are trying to say with your mind: Wake up and be everything you dream about (4:30) What you say: Get up and do whatever you want! (4:32) people: O_O ... ok ...

[@amyjones7023]

4:33

[@alexritch6747]

"Let's go from sad and lonely to *full on T h i r s t y* " THAT took a turn.

[@alexritch6747]

Also "Get up and get what you want!"

[@lewisgalloway2596]

I'm so happy that it had to be my profile to make me look thirsty lol

[@phanicatthedisco5693]

“Happy Pappy Payton” YOU MADE A SONG WITH THOMAS SANDERS YOU SHOULD KNOW ITS PATTON-

[@gooseberries2930]

Why did I laugh so hard at this....

[@KingOfInanis]

you mean patton? XD payton nice try though

[@CCEnby85]

@@KingOfInanis that’s what she said and it makes it more funny of the irony that she doesn’t know who Patton is xD

[@KingOfInanis]

@@CCEnby85 ah okay XD it is funny tough

[@RedBlueberryAnimates]

What video did she do with him?

[@xoelpr2349]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life" Mood 24/7

[@towelbleach]

Sorry cop But excuse me for the rest of my life

[@dragonneaspie242]

My fav lines are "excuse me for the rest of my life" "I..I.. I sometimes try to understand the same way" "There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake" "Dear murderer"

[@savannahwestover2538]

Also: Get up and get what you want

[@harrietyes]

@@savannahwestover2538 yes!

[@bobthebabypigeon2488]

This is a full on story

[@chinguchitu5921]

google translate: "excuse me for the rest of my life" Me: ........................What did you eat? 0_0

[@guycalledr]

*My weakness is weak...*

[@rajdua2003rd]

'Part time human, full time disappointment ' 'My live is one constant panic attack' i relate to these so dam much

[@Collidedatoms]

I love how she delivered the first one's translation: "Aw, that's so sad. Let's take your profile from sad and lonely to FULL ON THIRSTY! ❤Part of human lust, full time❤."

[@renthewerecat]

"not expecting anxiety" is quite a mood but is even better when you realise it was said after a sanders sides rp account

[@1naddie]

Thats what I was thinking!

[@RikkiLove0317]

I’m always expecting Virgil

[@renthewerecat]

@@RikkiLove0317 same, i'v never NOT expected virgil

[@seven-cats-3]

Yes! :D

[@renthewerecat]

also, I KNOW THAT RP ACCOUNT!

[@helenpost]

I'm glad that The Puppy Barley Club supports you once again. Nice video as always.

[@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp]

Lmao😂

[@lucyjo6964]

helen post yes, the puppy barley club

[@EclipselaLuna3657]

What you see feel and feel

[@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp]

@@EclipselaLuna3657 🇳🇱🌷

[@nightwish1453]

yes go puppy barley club

[@crunch5]

2:29 That reminded me my Brother was playing Hollow Night & I was watching him play. He found a goopy goo monster and killed it, then since he never seen it ever he paused the game and looked at the monsters and said “Lets see what it’s named!” It was named ‘Mistake’

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

The 'Mistake' are unlucky creatures who were deformed because of strange experiment on what they call soul.

[@alyssmainwaring3779]

Original: I almost choked on an apple when watching this video Google translate: I took an apple and watched this video

[@sunoosairconditioner4385]

Well that’s why you choked on the apple, because you toook the apple and watched this video 🤣

[@lizzyafton852]

Mine is: I almost destroyed the Apple when I saw this record

[@emdivine]

@Ryder Smith Don't destroy the apples, but do destroy the Apple

[@MatiGatit0]

Mine is: Watching this video, I was about to fill an apple.

[@alternaterealityspecialist635]

*I'll take an apple... and EAT IT!*

[@faye.bug24]

4:28 Google: "There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake." Malinda:

[@japanpanda2179]

There is something very wrong with putting burning pandas in cakes. They're going extinct quickly as it is...

[@bri1165]

I can’t even at 5:16 - 5:21 “You had a super long bio and sorry but your whole thing came out as...dear murderer” I laughed so hard that I got caught for being up when I want supposed to There are also so many other funny times in this vid Keep doing what you do your amazing

[@heyitsashtonhere80085]

*"Dear Murderer"* U got something to tell us Emily?

[@caleblewis8169]

Yes she kills dears

[@EmilyScreen]

... no ..

[@lenafekete4365]

"My heart lives in the case of party." An other way to discribe a constant panic attack.

[@microraptorguy1387]

"There's nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake" *Barbascura X approves*

[@fettuccinekaito]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@microraptorguy1387]

@@fettuccinekaito Sono contenta di vedere membri della ciurma anche qui^^ ci ho fatto anche un meme su questo vide a tema Barbascura X.

[@WatermelonLord_]

"I am the best because my brain is all about learning DM goats!" -Malinda/google translate/Emily Faix, 2019

[@LadySnowfaerie]

This doesn't even sound too far outside the usual for D&D. I once made my DM rp two goats. They were stoners, apparently.

[@PCDynamite]

“Arise and be all that you dreamed.” “ *Get up and get what you want!* ” 😂

[@g0n245]

"JUST GET WHAT YOU WANT I DON'T CARE JUST GET SOMETHING BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!"

[@jonahkim2029]

I mean, Google Translate isn't wrong.

[@lavenderfields.]

Both of which, my mottos. XD 😂

[@hetsteills2748]

I know I'm a year late but omg the "gET uP aNd gEt wHaT yOu wAnT" Had me laughing so freaking hard xDDDD

[@beef_baby]

"There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake." 0-0

[@sergey1519]

Yes, i would've also castled

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

🏰------🏰

[@gregoryj1477]

“Let’s find something more inspiring, “Excuse me for the rest of my life” -Malinda whatever year this was

[@KarmaticFluff]

Google: *GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT* Me: I want that as my alarm

[@jacobrickard7690]

Who doesn't want to wake up to that? XD

[@kkeomchizz]

Same

[@afsheensuleman5016]

That's actually a very good idea.

[@savannahwestover2538]

Yes!!

[@mewmaster6966]

google translate: there is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake me : there is everything wrong with a burning panda in the cake

[@elechronic]

Everything wrong with a burning panda in the cake in 37 minutes

[@marychristyshackelford5595]

yes everything wrongi liked

[@EnricoRechden]

now it is 123 likes

[@yoghurt_is_a_fruit]

Now I want to bake a cake and put a tiny panda surrounded by flames (edible, of course) in it

[@duckvee]

noice mew

[@candycane_ore]

5:09 ‘dear murderer’

[@leventemucsi9547]

4:29 - 4:33 That is the most correct translation i have ever seen in this channel

[@booklovingpoet5942]

Preach!!!

[@staypawsom3]

“and not expecting anxiety” *walks out the room like the most anxious person in the universe*

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

2:56 Bi-Polar disorder is very serious.

[@rubenalbertoni1065]

Nobody: Not one single soul: Not even WWF: Google Translate: "There's nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake"

[@eebertdeebert]

Rub3n *oH nOEs*

[@FreakHarryPotter]

There's lots of stuff wrong with cow's breast milk and eggs in the cake though!!

[@loganiushere]

*this comment has been redacted*

[@FreakHarryPotter]

@@loganiushere Nope, Im not a vegan bot. Just trying to get people to be kind to animals by hopefully getting people to ask questions.

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@@FreakHarryPotter Then why the fuck would a not-living product such as an egg or milk be worse than a FUCKING BURNING PANDA??

[@rookiecookie723]

*watches the video about safe laughing* *Dies of laughter* My ghost: Oh darn... Should've had that emergency call laugh button nearby

[@elechronic]

mhm

[@sabrycarb26]

“GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT” - the aggressive motivation I didn’t know I needed today.

[@jackthetrash2870]

Malinda makes Google Translate sound like that one friend who's chaotic and doesn't know what they're doing😂

[@sanderfrost5382]

Check out the Look What You Made Me Do video. It's basically Google Translate asking what it's doing over and over again while freaking out about random things and also apparently being dead.

[@Xianthus]

... so you’re saying Google Translate is me. I’m chaotic and I never know what I’m doing or what’s happening around me. I guess I’m Google Translate... I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!

[@coyotix]

So.... me.

[@tishiundercover8467]

Like me then

[@marcus_the_animator4975]

Agreed, when I hear "There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake" I almost choked on my McDonalds

[@jocelynhyde2197]

“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake” - Google Translate, 2019

[@japanpanda2179]

There is something very wrong with putting burning pandas in cakes. They're going extinct quickly as it is...

[@gambaguccijulia]

Is it weird that when Malinda said she wasn’t expecting anxiety, it looked like she had anxiety?😂

[@tophatzcoolness]

I think she meant more like she's having anxiety that she wasn't expecting

[@darkmoon4311]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life." Why do I relate to that so badly.

[@bee_bch]

GT is just permanently going through its random phase

[@RailwayPenguin]

I don't think it's a phase

[@Inno4138]

“Arise and be all that you dreamed.” Straight over to *”Get up and get what you want.”* is simply perfection and I am grateful my ears have heard this XD

[@zandershepherd4746]

Yeah, it's true. I'm the original printer. I was afraid to be honest about it, because I know how horribly annoying printers can be, but Google Translate exposed me. For real though, this was hilarious. Props! (Sidenote, there's something really special about seeing your bio appear in a Malinda video while you're coincidentally wearing the Fearless hoodie)

[@a1by814]

lol

[@garlicreature]

Lucky

[@yurigacha-san1367]

*"GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT"* Jeez, calm down!

[@bloodyrose2076]

I was taking a sip of soda at "Dear Murderer." I tried so hard to hold it in, but I couldn't and I now have soda up my nose. But hey on the bright side, I no longer have that stuffed up nose. 🤷‍♀️

[@peskybird5697]

“Happy Pappy Patton” Someone is a Sander Sides fan

[@smolone1623]

*SCREAMS IN GAAAAAAYYY* yes

[@kayleem8455]

yas

[@angel-hu3bp]

Finally someone pointed that out!

[@ivyg1515]

The bio is has a reference!

[@pravarm7445]

xD yes

[@leoyori9829]

“Part of human lust, Full-time” I said in other videos of these QUIT BEING KINKY GOOGLE TRANSLATE

[@TheAp397]

HAAAAA

[@HaydenX]

What's funny to me is the specifically mentioning "human" lust...like, that's already an assumption, you don't need to specify. Google is self-aware.

[@jeaddhist]

I gotta tell ya life without ya has been hard (Hard?) Has been bad (Bad?) Has been rough (KINKY!)

[@helencaldwell2964]

No don't stop i like it

[@pointlessvideos940]

I. Absolutely. LOVE. Your. Channel icon.

[@dawnmudie6182]

I know that you posted this two years ago, but I just gotta say it is so heartwarming that you don’t care about the hate

[@sunny12557]

“I’m the best because my brain is all about learning DM goats” wth.

[@redshirtveteran5688]

They're not kidding around.

[@marmarthewildcatgirl6155]

"there is nothing wrong with the burning panda in the cake" Me:wha-? Also me:SaVe ThE PaNdA-!

[@spoonfed_ferret]

Apparently I already started this video before but then left it so the first thing I heard was "Wildly effective razor. Yeah you do, this is me riding a segway!" Best way to start a video, I'm excited

[@TheBookgeek7]

"My life is one constant panic attack" turns into: "My heart lives in the case of party". So... Google Translate is an Introvert. Interesting. That.... explains a lot... yet leaves so much unexplained...

[@mommaweaver8586]

Title: google translate FIXES your Twitter bios Me: sounds legit

[@Andromeda823]

"the great American god, as much music as your blood." I'm laughing so hard. 3:09

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

a n d r e a d b o o k s

[@Artist-128]

I think there’s a relatively simple explanation for Emily’s bio being “Dear murderer.” The first little bit of it was “Assassin’s Creed lover” so it could be that somewhere in translation it became “Assassin lover” or “Murderer lover” which became “Dear murderer.” The rest may have been lost in translation. But that’s just what I think. Anyone else have any thoughts on how it happened?

[@regulusblackdefender]

Google translate had a bad day?

[@steveewastaken]

@@jessical.538 yes she is

[@TiffinVStorm]

Wow! You're quite the analyst.

[@obvieva3702]

Google translate just made this comment fancy but slack. OG: I think there’s a relatively simple explanation for Emily’s bio being “Dear murderer.” The first little bit of it was “Assassin’s Creed lover” so it could be that somewhere in translation it became “Assassin lover” or “Murderer lover” which became “Dear murderer.” The rest may have been lost in translation. But that’s just what I think. Anyone else have any thoughts on how it happened? After running through google translate: I think this is just a comment on Emily's "Favorite Murderer" biography. But I was right. Do you have other ideas on how to do this?

[@Collidedatoms]

I think it choked on the | symbol.

[@Erin_Coke]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life." As an introvert, I can totally relate. I might actually use this as my twitter bio.

[@enderbunnytime]

Emily:I hope my bio gets translated to something nice :) Google Translate:Yeah No, it’ll be this. “DEAR MURDERER” Emily:Wha

[@jaidenpatreececarpio4321]

4:20 "there is nothing wrong with a panda burning in your cake" Me:LOL

[@Emisan2]

How the hell did Google translate my entire bio in just "dear murderer"? Google Translate, are you drunk? You need less drinks, really... Thank you, Malinda, for putting it in the video! This made me so happy, that I screamed a bit. 😅 ❤

[@GHOST___wastaken]

“Get up and get what you want“ 😂😂😂😂😂omg I cant breath best thing ever 😂😂😂😂

[@whiterose1143]

There was a Sander sides reference in one of the Twitter bios and I love it.

[@RockismyAir]

The Patton-one? Yes.

[@gaybowlofcereal]

I have finally found someone who noticed Patton 😂

[@whiterose1143]

Of course how couldn't I.

[@tiggybean9011]

But she said the name wrong

[@peachymunmagenta]

FANDERS *U N I I I I I I T E ! !*

[@georgehall6007]

tag yourself i'm "The lender wants to be a drawer "Melodyforever"

[@filenotfound2600]

-Im dear murderer-

[@painapple154]

Excuse me for the rest of my life *vanishes*

[@khaenriya]

Im theres nothing wrong with a burning panda in a cake

[@giveroflemons537]

*GO AND GET WHAT YOU WANT*

[@manologamerss5801]

5:17 Not a shock Assasins´ creed lover is the first statement, and the separation might get confused. Lover turns to dear, assasins to murderer, and creed gets lost along the way

[@rubysrandomlair1522]

Creed and literally every other word in that bio lmao.

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

Okay but what about “little crazy wolfy”

[@pinki_vix]

"I'm the best because my brain is all about learning DM goats." I found my yearbook quote, even though I don't go to school XD (I'm homeschooled) And unnecessary fact: I got an Ozempic ad before the video.

[@mr.midgardville]

Whoop whoop! I made it into a Google translate video! 😂👏

[@randomstuff1387]

Good Job

[@ITAC85]

Whaichdhyd ornme are rfjiee WHaick one oar ydu Whichfu orn ru you Which one aerew woudl Which one are you

[@devi---]

@@ITAC85 r/stroke :3

[@lemonadecrunchyice]

Have u understood it all the same way yet ?

[@mr.midgardville]

@@lemonadecrunchyice Making good progress, alas it is a huge task for the mind, so it will take time.

[@davidodonovan1699]

You are awesome Melinda. Charisma over 9000!!! Seriously, well done.

[@minecraftbacktothefuture3d75]

No one: No one at all: No seriously no one ever: Google Translate: -Dear murderer,-

[@eebertdeebert]

Alix Angel Google translate wants to find out who wants to oof them.

[@alpacahat6771]

Alix Angel *-little boy memes-*

[@FreakHarryPotter]

Well, people pay for innocent animals to be killed unnecessarily, so...

[@DiamondDovesArt]

No one: Literally none: SERIOUSLY NO ONE!?: 0 _ 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[@yeetionary]

Diamond Dove's Art 1

[@just_a_simp_edits]

2:35 If my sister saw that she would respond ''You down for a one-night-stand?'' in less then a second

[@Kinglovinstone]

..............your SISTER?!

[@Ella-gh7qh]

Please translate KZbin comments both hate and ‘normal’ comments!!🙃

[@TheReversingGuy]

Hate comments were already translated a while ago.

[@yrok244]

@Chibi King I was gonna say the same thing but you beat me to it

[@rocknrollgirl1800]

I agree with the normal comments but... Hate comments was done months ago I think

[@charlotte5440]

GENIUS

[@Dodl1]

And make it into a song!

[@swanseahammer1]

"Yeah you do! This is me riding a SEGWAY!" Ahh I love your humor Malinda 😂

[@BonaparteBardithion]

I heard "writing a segue way", but now I can see the invisible scooter just off-screen. How did I miss the way she was moving across the screen?