Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches With a Bowling Ball | No Laugh Newsroom

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
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[@nitpicker42]

It's not like anyone was doing great at keeping the laughs in before he started, but Zac really knows how to get it outta dere

[@raysravens52]

I'm amazed he held it together for as long as he did

[@AxxLAfriku]

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear pa

[@jamesmack8357]

@@AxxLAfriku sorry what

[@RuthTheBananaDuck]

@@jamesmack8357 just report and move on

[@Rylee_G]

And then you just gyiiiit it out a dere

[@kamakomma]

this was perfectly casted. zac’s physical comedy and improv kills every single time

[@NesosRomanus]

geeeet it off’a there

[@seandon3827]

"You know that b*tch dead" caught me off guard

[@B8GViews]

She didn't even give the transition over to her time to finish 🤣🤣🤣

[@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279]

@@B8GViews *they

[@latayesha]

@@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 what do you mean? It's SHE. They explained it was a 50 year old WOMAN lost in the woods, and it's been 1 WEEK!

[@Asterius_101]

@@latayesha They as in Ally

[@tintinsimon]

I want an entire "get it out of there" cooking show with Zac

[@brotemca8020]

one of his collegehumour vids is a mock cooking show called 'technically a meal', hundred percent go check that out lmao

[@tintinsimon]

@@brotemca8020 Very familiar with it. It's a hoot

[@brotemca8020]

@@tintinsimon an absolute classic :)

[@_c_analompe1650]

I love that whenever Zac is on, he’s Always involved with foods. Whether it’s eating it or just fondling it

[@LudaChez]

That one where he takes over a minute, in silence, to cover oatmeal with whipped cream and then takes the smallest bite and puts it down fucking killed me and his fellow contestants

[@DavidTMarchand]

*folding

[@alexmaysse607]

@@DavidTMarchand folding right ………………..right

[@brandonhuber8618]

@@LudaChez and then later he had to eat the whole thing

[@mercyfae17]

He was great on “It’s Technically A Meal”

[@brandonwordmusic]

The most underrated moment is Zac putting the bowling ball on the peanut butter lid at 1:45 so it wouldn’t just go everywhere. Now THATS improv.

[@rodvincent]

It takes a lot of skill and intelligence to pretend to be a huge idiot tbh

[@jacobbastin802]

Spot on, good sir. If I hadn't thought of that, I might have tried putting the bowling ball peanut butter side down so it might stick, but the cap idea was by far a pro improv move.

[@moosecat7]

its common sense

[@jacobbastin802]

@@moosecat7 Sadly, sense just isn't that common anymore. But I agree with you.

[@moosecat7]

@@jacobbastin802 rare sense

[@ariamentio]

had a heavy chuckle the whole time until “Y’ALL KNOW THAT BITCH DEAD” and I was dying laughing for the rest

[@latayesha]

2:57

[@helloofthebeach]

That was the first time I've seen one sentence shatter all four players at once like that. No survivors.

[@mongomack]

Best line ever.

[@enfjftw]

One of the best ever. Zac is a national treasure and I'm glad he escaped his hostage situation.

[@Ramonerdna]

Yeah I'm glad he 'GETTED OUT OF THERE'

[@oscarthagrouch]

he’s back?

[@superanimeniac]

@@oscarthagrouch no, he left collegehumor after he destroyed the bathroom. (the whole squad is gone. Collegehumor went bankrupt)

[@AaronTheImposter]

K: "you didn't save any hostages?" Z: "I got out" 😂 😂

[@postbunnie]

See Zac getting out without saving any of the other hostages, totally makes the context of the punishment he now endures on this news show so much more relevant

[@CocoTheMii]

Zac: "...and that's where they taught me how to open an onion just like this." Kellen: "Open." Zac: "Yeah." *five long seconds of silence*

[@minanathans6005]

He knows what he said and he's standing by it, Kellen! 😂

[@Bananaguy7]

I don’t understand why it’s weird that he said “open.”

[@ichigoeater]

@@Bananaguy7 While I'm not sure 'open' is the right term for peeling an onion, I think it's more the fact that he still had a whole onion there.

[@jdb334]

Nobody says “open” an onion. You can peel an onion, slice, chop but people never say open

[@Sir_Duckyweather]

I like how no one even bothered to avoid laughing. No, that wasn't sarcasm. They seemed like they were genuinely having a good time.

[@BaNkR_7-TeeN]

I like how "I like how" can be positive or negative, but out of context will sound exactly the same.

[@Nannada1212]

Kellen realizing how funny it is by applying logic to Zac's survival story and Zac's "and I took off!" is too much 🤣🤣💀💀

[@matthewclinton3338]

These sketches are so much better when everyone breaks

[@suunanigans]

“and you saved everyone?” “no.🙂 *stares straight into the camera* ” gets me everytime

[@Numbabu]

Fascinating 🧐

[@ottoboettger9627]

I honestly was expecting zach to just put two peices of bread around the jar and smash it with the ball

[@jamiebullshit]

like the hippopotamus sandwich by shel silverstein

[@GamerGrovyle]

"That's right! Now, we're going to learn how to peel an onion without a knife and both of our hands in big mittens!" "Say what?" That part broke me.

[@zyaicob]

The perplexed look and the little shake of the thing of peanut butter when he realised he had no idea how he was going to get the peanut butter out was priceless

[@LoganWH8]

Zac’s “I got out” has the same energy as John Mulaney’s “I was over on the bench”

[@martydespot]

One of their best sketches, congrats on Raphael for this hilarious script (and the dog)

[@A_T216]

"For chunky, use chunky ball" the editors sneak some gems in there haha

[@dedf1sh927]

Watching Ally smile at an adorable doggo gives me life

[@rhiflux]

zac's "n ur jus gonna geet eet owta theer" with the onion broke me

[@ExistentialIdiot]

Kellen's incredulous repetition of "the Nav!?!" while just laughing progressively harder while Zac just keeps saying even more funny shit was my exact reaction. Zac is so funny in a way that seems so effortless.

[@SeanGHOB]

Zac is the funniest member of the CH cast. Others may be better writers but he is the best at tickling the old humerus.

[@smokejc]

Zac's one of the few that kind of remind me of the magic of old CH.

[@lowkeylokii4205]

-brennan has entered chat

[@superanimeniac]

shame how he got fired when he destroyed the bathroom.

[@MoratJuanka]

I literally cannot stop myself from binge watching these. Help. Please.

[@WolfMoon173]

This must have been from a while ago cause Allys changed so much since then. They were amazing, "you know that bitch dead", loved that.

[@allistrata]

It would be nearly impossible to have a bad day with Zac around.

[@genuphobia1029]

They always give Zac so many improv and visual comedy opportunities and it works out so well every time, what an absolute master 😂

[@poecollector64]

They thought they could defeat Zac but they gave him too much power

[@Howeydoit]

I love the bit of "give zac a vague task that he will inexplicably make wildly chaotic"

[@JediBlades42]

I imagine Officer Watson had a very busy schedule, so it was nice of them to take a few minutes out to come by the studio.

[@bottompercy]

I love how zac's part was entirely improv. Someone has it out for him 😂 and ally's part was perfectly casted too

[@maradupras7278]

this right here is why zac is my favorite from college humor. he is an absolute master of improv and comedy, and he does it in a way i haven't seen anyone else even attempt. it's amazing

[@Splickedylit]

I'm 99% positive that those mittens Zac is wearing are actually the mitten restraints sometimes used in hospital settings to keep confused people from getting a grip on vital tubes and drains lmao. Seems fitting somehow.

[@FarewellChorus]

That is definitely what those are.

[@NesosRomanus]

Is this the worst episode of Breaking News? No. Is this the _best_ episode of Breaking News? Yes. The whole series is hilarious, but there’s something about going from Zac smashing a peanut butter jar on a bowling ball to Ally saying “you know that bitch dead” that cannot be topped.

[@phoenixmcleod985]

I raise you the Grant episode

[@myboatforacar]

Yeah, props to Raphael for the writing!

[@bethanyscarbrough3416]

I'm fond of the Amy episodes

[@stephenmclellan9503]

@@phoenixmcleod985 I see your Grant episode, and raise you the Dr. Chambers episode.

[@MarioKonga]

The episode where Amy dances though.

[@derpnerpwerp]

I like how the dog saw the peanut butter sandwich but went for the onion. Presumably he knew that onions were poisonous to dogs and wanted to commit seppuku after his shameful display as a police officer

[@misterbrick4276]

0:49 I love the What in the corner of the teleprompter, representing probably everyone’s reaction

[@redumptious2544]

This is a really great script and casting. I already broke a few times during the PB&J but Ally’s opening killed me.

[@shaggyyoutube8058]

I was so hoping Zac would finish his segment with, "and that's technically a meal"

[@Alex.HFA1]

Ally: Laughts at everything Also Ally as Zac explains he's got no stamina or fighting skills - **"Yep, that checks out " stone face**

[@ShadowDawn]

This one was hysterical! They're all funny but this was over the top! 🤣

[@9nikolai]

Nobody is better at physical comedy than Zac

[@Geburah82]

When you haven't seen any CH content in 9 years, and come back to this. How they gonna do you like this Zac.

[@gracerobertson914]

Zac did an incredible job not bursting into laughter the entire time

[@drewvarn]

Lmao those are distraction mittens for dementia patients. That’s amazing 😂😂😂

[@ko379]

This may be the episode of breaking news that has me laughing the hardest. When he’s like “you didn’t save ANY of the hostages??” I’m crying 😂😂

[@Spasaymoostard]

If ANY network or group were to make an American version of Taskmaster, it NEEDS to be college humor

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Tbh Game Changer and Taskmaster aren't that far off, same premise of “get talented comedians and make them do weird stuff with no prep”.

[@beemoh]

I was thinking that Brennan would be a good fit for Taskmaster, Greg would have the exact amount of time for one of his monologues. (And there was an American version of Taskmaster. It was supposedly not very good)

[@mr.moviemafia]

This was one of the most evenly-split episodes yet

[@lore6562]

This is just what I needed! Thanks for the Laughs!!!

[@jfactor05]

I always try to play along and I do really well but "Ya'll know that bitch dead" destroyed my record lol.

[@WorkWaifu]

Ally's 1st line made me spit my water out at work. I made it so far down this playlist without breaking. Perfect delivery

[@greenredblue]

Lol the dog at the end was like "So really, you gonna eat that?"

[@JoshStLouis314]

I'm in love with Kellen's hair, specifically the bangs 😍

[@randompastahandle]

the part where he put it on the cap made me think "holly shit this guy knows waht he's doing"

[@MrOnosa]

5:53 I don't know why but the cut to the cutest dog after saying "I'm going to wear you like a suit" was just too funny to me

[@firefly9187]

1:37 and 4:15 Zac turning into a little goblin killed me

[@Feelthefelt]

Another great script from Raph. Usually when Zac does food stuff, it's cause Grant wrote it, but It didn't sound like Grant.

[@n8roppolo]

I just realized that's the famous adult star Ryan Creamer, one of the anchors.

[@DreadPirateRobrt]

This was the best and least controlled overall broadcast ever, and I loved every minute.

[@HeyRyanLetsPlay]

It's... Technically a meal

[@wild-eyemiller8094]

Classic dog. Peanut butter sandwiches available but he goes for the forbidden onion

[@davidfalterman8713]

Kellen slamming down that bowling ball peanut butter sandwich at the end was the cherry on top of this exceptionally good episode lmao

[@spiderverseguru7739]

I went to elementary school with a girl who went missing in the woods for about a week and survived off of edible plants and using the surrounding nature as shelter(she was very hyper-focused on nature survival )

[@jasonmyneni8605]

Zach is a master of physical comedy

[@nixeleth]

Ally's "Y'all know that bitch dead" was great, but I rewatched the "hostage situation" so many damn times. Between Zac's "I got out" and Kellen just not even *trying* to stop laughing, I couldn't either.

[@topdogalpha]

I just got drop out, do not regret it at all. Hope you guys keep peddling your wares

[@limecows]

This might be my second favorite one of these. Right after the one with all true facts about Grant

[@GaudyMarko]

Officer Watson wants in on that peanut butter sandwich action

[@VancePantss]

"And you saved all of them?" "No :)"

[@patrickpistorio4969]

I gotta give Zac props, I would've just gone all in and scooped that peanut butter out with my hands. That was amazing he just squeezed it out

[@hollyking5667]

After a rubbish day at work. I needed this! Thanks!

[@allykaman9340]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while holy shit the peanut butter bowling ball sound

[@CovenJinx]

Oh my god I lost my shit at Zac's segments. Holy shit that was some good improv on top of just beating a fucking onion to death on the table.

[@chillturtle4724]

One of the best no laugh newsroom I've seen.

[@mehlover]

Watching Zac trying to make a sandwich with a bowling ball was great, but the icing on the cake was the dog and everyone breaking because of it

[@theq86]

I'm surprised they didn't make Zac eat it like the last time he made food.

[@peppermint4743]

Wait haven't I seen this before??? I distinctly remember Zac making a peanut butter sandwich with a bowling ball.

[@nikro8275]

I'm so glad I don't have to hold in my laughter. This is one of the best, funniest series on this channel lmao

[@Resuarus]

Zac was on a rampage in this one. This was just such a good grouping, in general.

[@waskowan]

the zoom in on the dog at 5:56 lmaooo

[@CocoTheMii]

"Let's check back in with Tom, who is finally finished making sandwiches." "Oh, thank God." *continues making sandwiches*

[@vince615]

Brennan is the best at vocal improv. Zac is the best at physical improv

[@Vili.K]

Ryan Creamer is the goat of Phub

[@mixe]

This was the funniest No Laugh Newsroom by far!! 😭😭 Zac was hilarious in this video!!

[@sarahrundall]

that peanut butter bit was genius

[@ayarsunbird1744]

This has gotta be one of the funniest No Laugh Newsroom's to date!!

[@helloofthebeach]

Everyone always praises Carolyn and Erika's style but Ally is killing it with that blazer. Via smothering.

[@Bethydawn]

I am personally offended that Officer Watson clearly asked for a peanut butter sandwich, and was given nothing. Justice for Officer Watson!

[@paulhudson8725]

Gotta be careful, check the ingredients list a lot of peanut butter has something toxic foe dogs. I think ita one of the sweeteners often used.

[@kateyoumans8687]

This feels like the secret backstory for Tommy Shrigley, before he killed his whole platoon

[@aestevalis0]

Actually, there was a missing woman found alive in the woods a month or so ago in Nevada. She then got herself lost again on March 14th. She has not been found this time.

[@spegynmerbles3993]

I love when they give zac props

[@Thor-the-BlueBoy]

It's hilarious that I'm currently eating a peanut butter sandwich while watching this

[@hotscottrulz]

5:40 - “Barking Orders at Dogging Civilians” means something *very different* if you’re British. Please don’t look up what Dogging is.

[@patrickmccann8951]

The Norm Macdonald joke was great! Love that joke about missing persons being found in the woods and shallow graves

[@SHADOWSTRIKE1]

This was the best one in a while

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Instructions unclear. The bowling alley is now covered in jam.

[@nathancuevas1238]

Watching this at work and not laughing out loud was the greatest challenge of my life

[@nalthanzo4648]

Well, that's technically a meal.

[@Kiki-]

I so badly want a no laugh newsroom where everyone has tiny hands but Nobody. Discusses. The. Hands.