Making Sense of Trump's Afghanistan War Strategy: The Daily Show

[@davesolemi5141]

I was 3 years old when this war started. I'm going to be 20 this November.

[@npr-xq2xd]

Ej MoreG trump got elected on my birthday lol

[@joshuab1728]

Black Mamba damn talk about stealing the spotlight lmall

[@davesolemi5141]

Ej MoreG so unlucky

[@Glossen]

I was 3 months old when this war started. I'm 16 now.

[@jdgamerx]

This war started when I was a freshman in highschool. I went into the Marines 4 years later and served 11 years. I'm almost a year into welding school. This war has been going on literally half my life.

[@REBELLOGIC]

Trump is a problem solver.. the same way Godzilla is a city planner -- LOL!!!

[@iomecha9504]

Ema Star Like how Deadpool is a model citizen.

[@christowilliam21]

i legit spit my drink bursting out in laughter when he said that XD

[@ryanjapan3113]

Tokyo is imploding right now, only I can solve! -Gojira (1954) - Colin Jost (2017 iirc). (Or something really similar).

[@rjthegr81]

For someone who doesn’t like him he and his wife quotes the Obamas a lot

[@anthonyellis4915]

Melania was trying to warn us! =(

[@Sigart]

Pretty sure Melania doesn't care about the Obamas one way or another :) (which is her prerogative, if anyone's in doubt about my meaning)

[@MarioDarnadi]

Ej MoreG what a fuck arw you talking about...

[@CandieP]

WATCHER 😂😂😂

[@TheRico725]

wellprepared 40 found the Nazi

[@TeKaMOTO]

WHY DO ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS HAVE SUCH A LOW SOUND LEVEL?! And then an outro that destroys everyones ears...

[@Tadesan]

Because the audio guys who do the levels for the show know what they’re doing. The audio guys who made the outro do not.

[@aaronjay4896]

Mine is fine on my iPad

[@xcabczyxabczzz]

It is to wake you right up so that you can be on alert to check the next video.

[@harshjain7028]

Not just low sound level. Also low iq level. Taliban are back in afghanistan because biden pulled the troops out of afghanistan.

[@KikiLivesInMe]

"My original instinct, was to pull out!" 😳

[@astrum097]

Shoulda done that with Eric ;)

[@npr-xq2xd]

out of who, melania or ivanka?

[@tragicallyfrankie]

Camilla V Dammit

[@KikiLivesInMe]

Donald Dumps dad should have done that.

[@christopherg2347]

That instinct only works if you follow it *before* you ejaculate. Of course, Trump did not know that.

[@RitobanRoyChowdhury]

I know we're laughing at Trump for plagiarizing Obama, but at least he realizes that Obama got a few things right. Really, I wouldn't mind if he acted more like Obama. In fact, I'd love it if he started acting completely like Obama. We'd still be able to make memes out of his hair but we wouldn't have to worry about him starting WWIII.

[@thanaedwards9660]

Ritoban Roy Chowdhury I don't think Trump would hang out in bathhouses.

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Only 3 years and 5 months to go

[@jaydenparks2502]

ScarlettP until reelection libtard Hillary still lost

[@16ktsgamma]

If we are lucky it'll be sooner.

[@johnhall136]

Jayden Parks try something new.....please!

[@strategicintervention]

Oh, believe me, he's definitely not getting reelected. Not with all these scandals.

[@seanhartigan2003]

This guy thinks trump will get reelected?! Give me a break!

[@oindrilamandal4013]

"Problem pre-solved " 😂🤣

[@ScarlettJ1221]

This is Donald Trump's favorite hand position👌

[@matsujonen]

ScarlettP he is just showing he's an asshole

[@catharsistheantidote1255]

👊💥💯😊

[@salvadormartinezm1271]

.....and about the correct size 😆

[@rahulmandala4930]

ScarlettP lol right😂😂 you also forgot this: 👋 it's going to be very yuuge 👋

[@picklerick3995]

he also jurks off with that hand position

[@silvsilvsilv]

I wish his father's original instinct was to pull out.

[@arawn1061]

silvsilvsilv whose?

[@darksol2519]

Don't we all....

[@chikarashii]

🤣

[@zihanzheng7569]

@H S Fred Trump is probably turning around in his grave rn

[@lukelindeque1882]

Ooooooooooooooooooh

[@castillo33brandon]

Trump is the type of dude who eats Kit Kat bars together unsnapped

[@alejandror.9974]

brandon castillo that monster

[@asnowyy]

brandon castillo so uncivilized!!

[@picklerick3995]

and pours the milk before the cereal

[@npr-xq2xd]

and puts socks on before his underwear and pants

[@picklerick3995]

also the type of guy who prepares for his speech after his speech

[@ShanayavanderPot]

"America is the greatest country on earth" Incorrect.

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

Jeff Daniels explained this quite well in The Newsroom.

[@ComradeCrab93]

Suicide Sheep The world is so small at this point the whole idea of countries is really outdated.

[@Hollow-Eyes]

Ah,you see this is a judgement without fact,which means you would do well as an American

[@saqibomari7104]

Suicide Sheep because the girls lose their virginity under 14 years.

[@saqibomari7104]

Suicide Sheep and full of stupids

[@rickedmondson5154]

When did Trump have time to get a spray tan? 😂😂

[@jeffdaman6969]

Rick Edmondson During one of his many golfing trips

[@MrFinesse316]

his plane.. Serious.. He has a tanning bed in his plane..

[@leoa3679]

Rick Edmondson Ummmmm, when dosen't he have time?

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

Rick Edmondson I mean, he goes golfing a lot sooooo....he got time.

[@crichter1724]

Rick Edmondson...For a spray tan, Trump will MAKE the time. Priorities, you know.

[@BergenDev]

Omg, i bet Taliban felt the burn when he called them losers. This clown think he still is in his prepaid junior highschool.

[@ahmadirshadmayaar3328]

BergenDev C mon man ... Taliban are getting weapons and medicine that is made in USA ISIS has weapons made in USA and Russia. The irony is who the hell and how the hell they are getting those weapons and medicine? Any way but after all I feel so sorry for the soldiers killed for this idiot

[@TheMedicalDemon]

Ahmad Irshad mayaar it’s a joke but I’m sorry if this joke offended you but it wasn’t meant to.

[@Euricsanti]

Why did you go away so long. Missed the show so much!

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

He was doing some projects in South Africa

[@Euricsanti]

CN What I'm Saiyan? Thank you for the reply!

[@thanaedwards9660]

CN What I'm Saiyan? Wish he had stayed there. His hatred of Trump will give him cancer.

[@serafinacalise5087]

Thana Edwards look at what you say karma is a bitch.

[@Sandra-ml1xn]

"In the end, we will win". This aged like fine wine too.

[@dylandeosingh02]

Best way to get the news in a way that won't make you fall asleep

[@matthiasprager981]

He has 5 Kids he never pulls out hahahahahah made my day:D

[@CloudMountain10]

Hey Obama can I copy your homework Sure but don't make it obvious

[@tylerdurden9161]

Dear The Daily Show thank you for almost giving me a heart attack with your outro music. Headphone user.

[@knives1246]

God, I really hate that stupid hand gesture trump does with his hands.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

👐👌👋

[@god8911]

CN What I'm Saiyan? 😂😂😂

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Cisco it's quite annoying. Does he think it makes him seem more credible?

[@marcusperdue5862]

It's does. "Believe me!" #dumptrump

[@jackstoutamore8541]

3:47 "My original instinct was to pull out." But he forgot, and that's how Eric was born!

[@pln9fos]

So Trevor, how about that announcement from the Secret Service that they can no longer afford to protect Drumpf and his family, huh? :3

[@annek1226]

pln9fos Oh well, too bad! He's on his own! They probably are having trouble getting anyone to take the job at standard rate.

[@pln9fos]

If anything, they may have to slash salaries and benefits if this keeps up. They stated that they are being stretched too thin due to requiring 1,000 agents to look after Drumpf, 41 of his family members, his numerous East Coast properties, and his frequent golf trips; they even explicitly stated that they have already spent $60,000 of taxpayer dollars on GOLF CART RENTALS.

[@jeffdaman6969]

pln9fos 41 of his family members. Wtf???

[@kenzieskye3053]

pln9fos He doesn't care how much money it costs as long as it's not his. Hopefully the assassins will take this opportunity to strike.

[@danielkran423]

pln9fos In fairness, it's 42 people, 18 of which are family members. (Still absurd, just wanted to make sure the statement was incontrovertible).

[@dalirichmanjnrmzantsi5927]

We support you Trevor.All the way from South Africa

[@giuliasanford6826]

I know I should take this seriously, and I do. But, watching him speak and then Trevor Noah commenting after is so funny, I am sitting here with tears rolling down my face! Soooooo funny bc of the insane narcissism, arrogance and ignorance, not a good combination hahahah! LOVE TREVOR NOAH!!!!!

[@turbocoma]

"...ah...bazinga." Trevor is the best and that absolutely was his finest moment full stop.

[@loomynarty4099]

I just feel like if I was blind since birth and Trump had to tell me that the sky was blue, I wouldn't believe him. I know that sounds ridiculous but I TRULY feel this way. Whether you're on the left or the right you HAVE to admit, that Trump is an abysmal orator.....

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Loomy Narty As he shown yet again in Phoenix

[@lumpy0100]

Thanks The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.:)

[@deprofundis3293]

One of the reasons people are afraid to admit they made a mistake when voting for Trump is fear of rejection and humiliation. We need to have faith that some of them will see their mistakes, & we must be willing to accept them again if we want to heal this country. We all make mistakes, after all. (I'm not excusing it, just saying that we have to act with grace for the greater good.)

[@kayannefernandes8245]

That's really nice. We still await more forward prominent statements on white supremacy rise from him too.

[@yvindalexanderfrivold]

love the daily show, love trevor noah , and hate the loud commercials at the end of the videos. just keep the volume at a constant level and i have no more complaints. (it is so loud that my neighbors are probably as well informed about the benefits of subscribing to the dailyshow channel on youtube as i am;))

[@adrienkopish3220]

I love Trevor

[@vinceedwards3978]

Mr. Noah went right for what I was thinking with his "pull-out" comment!!! Beat me to it!!!

[@HowToChangeName]

Anyone got this after fall of Kabul?

[@justice3865]

Thumbs up for the comparison at the end. Spot on.

[@karabismarck9342]

Gotta start watching Trevor Noah more. I miss Stewart, but he does make the news bearable and funny. One comment: I'm a 55 year old woman, and my dad has been calling me bazinga ever since I could remember. He was an awesome dad with a wonderfully dark sense of humor, and since we both share the same lack of memory, we could make each other LOFAO with the same jokes over and over. Before he died, I did ask him where he came up with bazinga, but of course, he didn't remember. He was in the Navy in WWII and a carpenter by profession. If anyone knows where this word originated (wayyyy before Sheldon said it), I would love to know.

[@omarmir9351]

Am an Afghan 🇦🇫 living in Afghanistan enjoyed your show, " Bazinga"

[@WanderingTaoist101]

The first presidential speech ever given at the fourth grade level. We are SO screwed.

[@abb3rz07]

I BEG OF YOU, equalize the volume on the videos and the end card. It's SO MUCH LOUDER.

[@angelantayhua3096]

Hope you had a nice vacation

[@thanaedwards9660]

Angel Antayhua it was a nice break for us too; no hate talk from you

[@einruberhardt5497]

Why on earth it took a week to upload a new movie! Trevor i got to admin you are the best and iam addicted! Keep up the good work i appreciate the entire daily show team. Thanky You!

[@mimim7026]

"Like Godzilla is a city planner."

[@toktamghazi4297]

You make the best before sleeping shows :)))

[@ikazuchioni]

What is the last straw for you Americans?

[@stickersonalaptop7439]

Good question

[@shelleydwyer-murphy2281]

Franz Joseph Esguerra The day he was elected.

[@Sixsince-dd2eu]

Shelley Dwyer-Murphy the day he was nominated

[@otengammai]

@Franz Joseph Esguerra - America is the land of limitless straws 🍹🇺🇸

[@jeffdaman6969]

Franz Joseph Esguerra Change that to republicans. Your answer is there is no last straw with them.

[@FadeToBlack158]

Trevor's Trump impersonation is hilarious! So spot on. The voice and hand motions are on point. 😂

[@kdgj4935]

His dad should have pull out and skeeted him on the sheets.

[@thanaedwards9660]

KDGJ Don't you be talking like that about Trevor!

[@justaninja1]

Awesome, specially the part with the two speeches side by side. It shows clearly that we still have the same speech writers and policy makers...NOTHING has changed!

[@PatrickHogan]

I see more Mission Accomplished banners in our future. -_-

[@thapelodtshepo324]

Dope man , Trevor your the best

[@Tactanier]

Uhhhhh Bahzinga.

[@brandonxiongd7031]

I was right! 😂😂😂 the "Uhh Ba-zinga" at the end 😂

[@frommy7019]

god Trevor you couldn't come any soon.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

I would've loveed his reaction to Charlottesville. Seth Meyers owned that week, though.

[@ahmadalmaiman8600]

I'm getting sick and tired of this guy! Good job, Trevor. Keep it up!

[@ahmadahmadahmadahmad40]

America came to our country for fighting russia and left millions in war for there political wars. My cousin died, my uncle left home 24 years ago but has not came back. I would just say that the judgment day is coming where all will stand in front of owner of the hell and paradise. And surely the wrongdoers are in bad place.

[@ahmadirshadmayaar3328]

mumtaz ahmad Yes it will brother. It will

[@rudics8908]

mumtaz ahmad relax man, they are already autodestructing themselves

[@ahmadahmadahmadahmad40]

but I am a 100% sure that this general Aladeen would kill his zoeyy too and never stop.

[@jaydeep.adhikary]

there is no judgment day; but yes America is coming to an end

[@starcherry6814]

"Maybe mister Pizza Hut does have a plan" LOL

[@god8911]

"And that's right - losers." 😂😂😂😂

[@nightsfall3n]

Rodney Cardona he is douche

[@iloveyoumadhuri]

At 2:44, where Trump says "losers," we can say the same thing about him and Eric Jr. if they tried to compete in a spelling bee versus Kim Jong Un.

[@theodoreverhaegen7511]

Thank you Trevor, for making me laugh, for giving me constructive and elaborated understanding of Trumps "strategies". You make my days much more sunny and give me hope in regard with the critical thinking ability of US citizens. You are a fantastic humorist!

[@maizetheholographiccorn5641]

that Godzilla analogy though 👌😅

[@TheSonar129]

What happened to the Trevor that gets me to click subscribe?

[@utastansburiana]

An open letter to the person doing the sound mixing on these clips: Please check the volume levels on the post-clip siren and pre-clip swooshing noise. They are very, very loud in comparison to everything else.

[@Che18335]

Yes it seems funny to you, but this was the most important speech for the Afghan people in the last 4 years. The life of 30 millions was just in his hand. And believe me almost 90% of Afghans supported his decision for more troops, because the Afghan Army is desperatly fighting Isis, Taliban and the Pakistani ISI. So more troops, a warning against Pakistan adn seeking support from India is, even though he is an idiot, was one of his (his Generals?) best decisions to make.

[@chacekvantonovo1908]

indiana jones in wich Position are you to say that 90% are Support this decision. You are Not even Form Afghanistan or lived or was born there. As Afghan i don't like USA as well Russia nor Pakistan, Iran, or India, we like Indien movies but not Indien People. Russian Women yes, Russian no. We don't want to be Friends with Nation of the West or East. They bring nothing but trouble. We as Nation of Afghan want to be stand with nobody, Not with Persian Not with Panjabee, Not with Arabs or someone els. We like to be stand alone. We Afghan are Not 30million we are more than 60million, Pashtunkhwa and Balochistan are still Afghanistan.

[@NikoBellaKhouf]

Chacekv Xancov We hear you and support you. From Palestine

[@chewyfluff4040]

Great show Noah, but can you turn your mic up? The music at the end wrecked me :) Love ya!

[@mcveritas7501]

ahahahah down deep he wants to be Barack Obama, he just can't ....

[@thanaedwards9660]

Mac Veritas I wouldn't want to be a gay black with big ears.

[@mcveritas7501]

No Thana your dreams with a black men a different !!

[@serafinacalise5087]

Thana Edwards mac you the gay.

[@Ryvucz]

7 months already? I'm impressed the world is still intact.

[@chineseguard]

Bazinga, Bazuka, Banana~

[@kayannefernandes8245]

i wanna buy a minefild or so on Afghanistan or Iraq after this bazinga ends.

[@photon_shines]

I love this show but can someone PLEASE check the audio levels so the outro music is not always significantly louder than the main video?

[@ChesterRico]

Holy crap, Obama looked so *young* in his first term :P

[@jacobhunter6891]

Presidents age reeaally fast. It's a very stressful job.

[@ChesterRico]

Unless you're mostly playing golf and taking 2-week vacations every 4 months I guess.

[@arcadus]

you guys really need to fix your audio levels between the main content and the end slate. the end slate music is a good 2-3 times louder than the rest of the video

[@amalkoury9149]

only 3 years and 5 months to go :)

[@anav.4225]

Countdown: Celebration: 1,245 days, 14 hours, 59 minutes, 47 seconds countdownstar.com

[@anav.4225]

I've been using this since Inauguration Day.

[@thanaedwards9660]

angela farra altogether 8 yrs 🎉

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

7 years and 5 months

[@chittybangbang7637]

Barrobroadcastmaster foo you thought

[@Da_beanie]

That last speech was dope!

[@dkdk5486]

Trevor either likes theTaliban (freedom fighters under Shariya law 🙆‍♂️) or he's afraid of them. I mean now I had to search for Noah's video on Afghanistan now. Earlier it was always recommended.

[@lindahl01]

Please fix the deafening volume level of the end music. A lot of youtube listeners have headphones.

[@stinkytofu5616]

"My original instinct was to pull out" Too bad his dad didn't have the same priorities.

[@Todaipower]

Trump: Can i copy your homework? Obama: sure, just change some word.

[@hailduetschland3972]

So, trevah what's your Afghanistan opinion now Was My President Trump Right... ?????? What's your opinion on the Taliban Takeover Afghan Gov't.... ??????

[@intrsoul]

Your audio crew needs to sort out the voice level - when the theme music hits at the end, it tears your head off.

[@kaladze93]

didn't age well...

[@eringehling-uporsky9522]

@trevornoah is hysterical perfection 😂

[@zad9760]

Wow, so many people are first

[@TheZKarenz]

'I am a problem solver '😂 I laughed so hard I blacked out Trump is a hoot

[@josephschafstall5701]

Well fuck, looks like I'm gonna get drafted.

[@MrEDCTV]

good job Trevor!

[@kebert2thumbsup]

Did the president get a haircut?

[@annek1226]

Kira Ebert Yep, his year was up.

[@picklerick3995]

why would you cut fake hair

[@Nick30468]

Kenzie Skye Hitler wasn't that intelligent. he believed the battles during the war could be won with sheer force of will. if german troops did lose a battle, he genuinely believed it was because they didn't want it enough, ignoring tactics or numbers. he ignored reality for his belief. it's awkward because saying someone is like hitler is usually the most laughable comparison in any conversation, yet more and more this trump moron looks like him.

[@iceala]

Kira Ebert - yup. He just got it back, FedEx.

[@lyndaharrington8716]

Nope, his head just grew.

[@ayesharizwan195]

Noah's pronunciation of 'Afghanistan' was better than the other reporter. It was closer to the original.

[@DanielLopez-zz8by]

Well, not sure if this is funny now. Taliban took over.

[@kirdiekirdie]

The music at the end nearly killed my ears with headphones.

[@calvynnobrega9951]

Biden can hardly read but Trevor never roasts him... I mean the guy is comedy gold but Trevor never saysa word... What about bidens strategy for withdrawal, any comment on that Trevor?

[@dkdk5486]

Trevor either likes theTaliban (freedom fighters under Shariya law 🙆‍♂️) or he's afraid of them.

[@sparecoochiemaam2562]

This was uploaded on my birthday

[@bearrussian3007]

Where is John Stewart? He the best👍

[@kashandracambria1306]

laugh russian Good grief dude, stop watching the show if you don't like him. It's not fucking science. Stewart is not coming back, get over it.

[@bearrussian3007]

Sacha Nikoll Laine 😣😩

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

laugh russian probably in Oa or something with The Justice League and the other Green Lantern Corps members.

[@davejohnston2700]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[@rakeshrao1463]

Still laughing ?

[@yoshisquid3749]

Can you keep the music at the end lower volume please?

[@who0icu812]

Stick to comedy soup sandwich!

[@Sniiperr]

This aged well. I'm glad Biden fixed all the problems in the middle east and there's no threat of WW3.

[@LuizSMatos-dr9tz]

That's not so funny in august 2021!

[@durbdeedurb]

So glad they stopped the annoying siren!!!! Now just lower the end of video volume a little!!!

[@CompOfHall]

Seriously, why is the musical bit at the end like four times as loud as the rest of the audio in the clip? It is so annoying.

[@Mad9977]

lol the Godzilla joke 😆

[@core99k]

as always, great content, great delivery, I really love your work... but, come on,you have to do something about the volume level in the end of your clips. I had my earphones on and i almost had a heart attack this time...

[@xhaseem1]

this show should now be referred to The Daily Trump show! makes much sense! never covers any other stories apart since trup became president