Adapting to Donald Trump's Lies: The Daily Show

[@alexs6545]

4 years later... this is still so damn relevant.

[@ianfrankegordon8451]

Yep

[@meganfranco4260]

omg hiii im on a quarintine politics run bc i have nothing better to do

[@stoneadventure2018]

If you can decrypt these two sentences, I will give you 1 Euro. ******************* pcncw tsqajwlo pcncw uswvqhwlo ******************* (Encrypted human proverbs) Secret key: Tip1:stone is so crazy that he is obsessed with everything in the world . (This sentence implies classical types of cryptography in the bud.) Tip2:… Tip3:Please remember to be gentle,hopeful, quiet, wonderful, knowledgeable, valuable and fantastic with our only spiritual home of mankind. We are all human beings on the earth.

[@Exodius101]

3 years but yeah

[@weitang1196]

You know what will never change? D J Trump...

[@HakeemIsMyWorld]

What kills me about Trump supporters is that when you make a statement about Trump, they don't defend Trump by saying "that's not true he did this and this" they say one or two things; either they say Hillary is worse or the media is biased. He is going to be the president it is time to stop giving him a pass and look at him only and really critique him

[@YouTube.Algorithmic.Nonsense]

Then you need to do the same with Obama because the media gave him a complete pass. His communications guy even joked about how easy it was to dupe the media.

[@HakeemIsMyWorld]

l11219 see, there you go. so now you're comparing to Obama instead of Hillary

[@TMIDiva]

It's like being a liar means nothing to these people. Obama has been this mellow intellectual with tons of dignified ethics and the ranting Trump was screaming that he wasn't even BORN in this country? That sort of off the wall crap and his OBVIOUS fondness for his own name plastered on everything? Apparently, they are trying to redefine what passes for decency.

[@thugger2176]

TMIDiva can you prove obama didn't find isis? Exactly

[@TheRico725]

Thugger21 can you prove he did? exactly

[@marclor4598]

Trevor just literally taught me how to properly confront a toddler.

[@StrawberyCowM]

Lmao true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@rihannavevoc2168]

ZayKyMC he wrong my artistic granddaughter goes on n on n own I have to play the ice cream game whoever can be quite or no ice cream it works 😂😂😂😂

[@houdini9739]

Literally planning to try this next time my 9 y/o sis throws a tantrum. Wish me luck!

[@oanaboiciuc3067]

🤣😂

[@munirayusuf4062]

so true

[@nurinjazlinarazali7613]

A wise scholar once said , “ I can win when arguing with smart people, but I can never win with stupid ones.”

[@mj-f7135]

totally right

[@jckprobability5204]

Trump 2020....No to killary, demonrats and obama who destroyed a beautiful and prosperous country LIBYA...Shame on them...

[@kewebco]

@@jckprobability5204 wow. now THAT is priceless. darwin...shut up!

[@akuunebi4536]

That's bcos those so called wise ones are actually the stupid ones

[@hl8216]

another wise scholar once said "people who interrupt frequently and unnecessarily are mostly fools"

[@ashmitanandy]

The toddler impression!! 😂😂

[@jacobevans489]

Ashmita Nandy I dont think Id shoulded be president

[@whiteraven550]

Ashmita Nandy perfect

[@rob8872]

and the tiny hands in the elevator...

[@TheGerm24]

The British soldier impression was pretty funny as well.

[@jacobevans489]

toxic anaconda 4 but really 2. But hey in the mean time its gonna be funny as fuck watching this idiot ruin any and all credit he has with the public. Our country is to great to be ruined by one fool so I aint worried. I just can't wait for aloryou trump supporters to see him puss out on all his big plans. Have fun seeing all your ideas and simplistic beliefs fall flat on their faces.

[@TakeTheRedOne1st]

Just watched this (in 2019) and damn... Trevor really did accurately predict a lot of things about Trump.

[@vidhyavighasinikanagaraj7702]

It's new year's eve 2019 and it's hilarious to watch it now lol

[@ianian2425]

2020 now, he got acquitted but he went on to keep lying

[@ianfrankegordon8451]

I am in lockdown from covid 19

[@stamatiamichelaki5008]

2020: the USA is falling down, Falling down, falling down The USA is falling down!!! Farewell ma lady

[@sleepninja2350]

The progression in these comments from. Lol donald so crazy, daily show got it spot on. To fam things are getting concerning. To shit fam hes lying during a fucking crisis what we gonna do??? To the last guy just embracing anarchy. Let's just call up apocalypse from the shittiest xmen movie. He had the right idea, everything they built will burn, and from the ashes of their world well build a better one 🤣🤣🤣

[@Forgetmenot11.11]

Trevor, Trevor, TREVOR, you are the right dose of medicine to depression... Keep up the great job.

[@alikasim9627]

Yes really

[@nagelysmuniz5136]

Trevor Noah, you should run for President of The United States.

[@rosemarymbonika8945]

He cant.u have to born in USA

[@chris-hi9wu]

@@rosemarymbonika8945 whoosh

[@katakurithecalamity9840]

i swear to god if i were a citizen i will vote for trevor noah

[@ब्रह्मज्ञान-ठ9ह]

Ooo hoooo

[@patrickpresident7869]

Nagelys Muniz President

[@bethschaefer2482]

I never thought Trevor Noah would be my new hero. Him and John Oliver. Thank God for them for keeping us sane in this insanity.

[@mariesinging7654]

Trevor I saw your visit to your grandmother. But I'm afraid your grandmother would not understand the silliness of America. Because Africa is busy trying to make a living. God bless her.

[@houdini9739]

Seth Meyers is pretty great too. I watch him Trevor to get my news without getting too depressed at the state of the country.

[@metleon]

Compares Trump to a toddler. Doesn't even mention his tiny hands.

[@Guccius_Maximus]

Nicholas Hartle when he was talking about him pressing all the buttons on the elevator like a toddler they showed a picture of small hands with the person wearing a suit lol.

[@metleon]

Yeah but he didn't actually say "tiny hands".

[@m0d3rn4g3]

Yeah, but he doesn't need to. Haven't you heard of the saying "a picture is worth a thousand words"?

[@ABN6565]

Nicholas Hartle Sipping some Patron and lost it all by reading you post. I just seen a Trump cardboard cutout with tiny hands. lmmfao

[@enfinnity_9484]

It showed tiny hands on the elevator pic.

[@sneakydogz1]

I love how Trevor has really found his voice since the election.

[@natedavis5332]

I find it ironic he won the election why is he worried about voters fraud

[@nuqmanmursyid569]

@@natedavis5332 maybe because he doesn't want anyone to know that he himself benefitted from it

[@SatoshiKenji]

The core of the problem : everytime Trump tweet something, someone reacts. Let's make a challenge of a day : do not respond Trump tweets for a day. No retweets, no comment, nothing.

[@jckprobability5204]

Trump 2020....No to killary, demonrats and obama who destroyed a beautiful and prosperous country LIBYA...Shame on them...

[@raleighitesquirrel]

That'd last like 2 minutes xD

[@lloydallgood2481]

@@jckprobability5204 are you Russian?trump jumped on a Obama economic train chugging along and takes credit for it.even trump can't stop this economy. Not right away anyway

[@tsinquisition3455]

@Victor Hugo you have lost the challenge 😂

[@beetle6746]

He would legit start a small war if they ignore him a three year old doesn’t even crave attention like that

[@samlovesjojo]

Trevor, I now watch the Daily show DAILY because of you. Great job. Keep it up.

[@Beatnikzombie]

I used this method with a Trump supporter the other day and it ended kind of like that.

[@thewonderlander1372]

Beatnikzombie lol

[@mtunis]

Wait, we are just NOW noticing the similarities between Trump and a toddler? Where the hell has everyone been for the past year?

[@andresb4295]

mtunis i bet you're one of those people 😀

[@andresb4295]

mtunis 😄

[@mtunis]

Oh man, you sure got me! Aren't you a smart one? Please do tell me more, that you as a stranger, know about me!

[@andresb4295]

mtunis ive been watching you 😈👹👿👺👽💀👻

[@Chavee496tee]

mtunis Judging from your 'emoticons' you've been posting these messages between 'nipple breaks', right?

[@comicocalypse5620]

That Ted Cruz trick was gold. I wactually WAS thinking of Ted Cruz, when he asked who is the "slimiest politician you can think of."

[@samatarahmed3706]

Imagine accidentally leaking nuke launch codes on twitter

[@666Tomato666]

they were 000000 for like 4 decades, it won't matter

[@MrMlbfan6]

great scourings 💯💯💯

[@armaniac661]

tried 000000, somehow ended up downloading the entire history of helicopters from Pornhub. You lied, man!

[@dennispremoli7950]

Well then what? Its not liek you got access to a nuke and they can change them in minutes

[@anobjectiveninja]

You can't do anything with just the codes... I hope he leaks information about Area 51...

[@Alezey574]

This is the realest shit i've ever heard....

[@charlesmasclef1309]

It's woke.

[@angelawilliams9088]

Trevor is awesome!

[@decrepitmanlet652]

oh no, you’re watching fake news.

[@Barnacules]

"Pics or it didn't happen".

[@Ben-u1e9e]

This needs to be a hashtag used after every Tweet sent to Trump.

[@tai-cx5vj]

Barnacules Nerdgasm Go get some more fucking Titan X's you damn Nerd, I fucking love you

[@PanicbyExample]

"pics or it didn't happen" is a pretty popular meme... truth is trump used one big plug to put himself in front of fact checking (anti-mexican rhetoric), the same way he used one big plug to get his tv show (myth of brand success) without that opening the same way trevor has his show or a standard politician has their office, he could be more easily ignored... he can't stop tweeting because he has no attention span or capacity for governance and that's the story the media is being shunned from reporting and is risking reducing the presidency to being a job anybody could phone in "pics or it didn't happen" might reach reasonable people who need something to believe in and were hoping he would become more coherent but his base is still going to be beyond the reach of that, so he's going to keep up twittering...... shit i just depressed myself back to two weeks ago... i'm sorry man, i thought i was going somewhere with this

[@HannesRadke]

dangerous in the age of Photoshop (+lot of unemployed graphic artists :P)

[@yu-tengchang527]

Hannes Radke

[@spookymulder1171]

There is a turkish saying which says"One crazy threw a stone into the fountain, now 40 clever man trying to get it out." Now i know who this crazy person is.

[@greatsoldier50708]

Thats deep

[@Jor6800]

Lmfaoo I'm dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@lemonflavouredbleach3640]

@@greatsoldier50708 Just like the stone lol

[@RNathalieMusic]

Ugh i wish this nightmare would just end!!! Trevor is literally the only time I laugh at the news now!

[@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158]

Rhona Nathalie Well, everybody laughs AT Fox News people, that counts.

[@CHEYMIX]

+Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus made my day

[@simransimran9339]

Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus The scary thing is that now even Kelly over at fox seems to make sense. You know it's bad when fox is fact checking.

[@Bigbadbo121]

Elaborate

[@michaeldunson2531]

Never before in our history have we elected a person that lie openly to the people and they love him for it.

[@revolution94ful]

Michael Dunson Thank the sjw garbage. As long as pc outrage continues, we'll keep getting trump

[@vinsanity1976]

Michael Dunson unless you count William Jefferson Clinton and Obama.

[@Zentesukien]

really shows how that half of America that voted for him are racist and stupid.

[@TheIDGE]

This old trope, how much of the debt racked up under Obama is attributable the bushes wars, Medicare part D, which had no payment mechanism and was a giveaway to pharmaceutical companies and massive tax cuts for the wealthy? How much to the crash due to non-existent banking regulation during bush? Any contribution made due to Obama's policies is small change compared to what was dump on him.

[@brittanyalana5151]

I recommend watching this video. He is good at giving off false information. Especially numbers & stats. But it also proves what a fraud he is, and many other issues. Like his relations to KKK, His relations to Russia. His beef with Mexico, and why he is so interested in a wall. From little things to major dirt. I am surprised it didn't become as popular to watch as "Clinton Cash" did, back when they were running. It even shows him & Romney have been buddies for years. He endorsed Romney back in the election against Obama. And it shows where him & the Clintons have always been friends. All that shit he talked during campaign about Hillary was for show. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmmTamh4pramjLc

[@nancydan1234]

This has to be the best commentary I've heard in a long time! I was told long ago that once you enter into an argument with a child you've already lost. I've been wondering why journalists keep taking the bait on the outrageous statements made. I don't need a bunch of news channels regurgitating and dramatizing stories already blasted on social media. They've all become complacent and lazy if you ask me. This is all a distraction from the real issues! Journalists need to wake up, do their job, investigate and report real news.

[@Chavee496tee]

Nancy Dan When the journalists are residing in a 69 year old lying, corrupted soiled rear-end, what else but pure faeces can we expect?

[@kohsmoger1567]

We can report what he does, what bills he signs and who he appoints not what he tweets. It's honestly a waste of time.

[@nancydan1234]

Agreed, that was my point. Stop reporting on his dumb tweets, report on decisions he's making and policies he's changing. I shudder to think what will happen to my taxes and social security over the next few years.

[@Dzillarable]

dont watch the main stream media ; its very bias you can see.

[@katnipT3013]

Nancy Dan You are so right. Wake up news journalists, stop allowing him to bait you and follow through until Dump gives you a valid, sensible response. He has obviously completely intimidated the journalists to a point of frustration.. Time to. man up!

[@rayyansaadabbasi5952]

Logic is the downfall of every toddler. Trevor Noah should be receiving a knighthood.

[@sunofgod480]

Never thought anybody could replace Jon Stewart....this dude is amazingly good

[@CzarelaineOh-qu7jr]

Trevor,you are fantastic! Thank you for your wonderful insight, humor, and intellect!!!

[@raedsaleh8892]

if i had a dollar loan for every lie trump said, I'd have a small loan of a million dollar. Lol

[@GangnamWalrus]

If I did the same for Bernie, I'd have enough to educate everyone in his America. 'Cuz it's free.

[@rainforestsz]

Please elaborate, with facts :-)

[@TheBruceKeller]

If I had a dollar for every person Hillary knows that's died on a plane or by suicide I'd have enough to take a bus instead of a plane.

[@thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315]

Bruce Keller pics or it didn't happen.

[@militaryvetandfather]

A million you say? Try proving 100 dollars worth! Evidence please.

[@blackeyedsusan727]

Why is his advice to the news media STILL relevant years later?!

[@lunamoon8473]

I love Trevor Noah so much

[@tristanlatham7767]

I hope your a girl, because if you’re a dude, you’re like, really, really gay Ok I’m over my homophobia now.

[@blu3gam3r_74]

I was gonna like it but the number of likes is unchangeable also I do too!

[@stellarthings.7]

Tristan Latham and?

[@he.quetzal4]

@@tristanlatham7767 um. you can love someone like an inspired way AND a looking up to way... chill.

[@kaisofine]

we should all troll trump's tweets...."pics or it didn't happen" lol

[@gokidd2242]

Im Def trolling Trump as needed!

[@georgehoyle8797]

Oh god don't encourage him cause the other day a photo of the Northdakota protestors went around was actually a picture of the Woodstock concert.

[@liyev]

I wonder how many percentage of his tweeter followers actually just follow him to make fun of him...

[@beckbat7479]

+liyev hahaha I agree. I'm pretty sure some of them follows him for entertainment. : )

[@bentleybrant]

i already do. like the other day when he was on a tweet rampage. he tweeted something at 2am then 4hours later at 6am i wrote "will you always send me bedtime stories even when youre supposed to being working in the whitehouse" and "mother fucker, go the fuck to sleep. you only got 4hours of sleep?"

[@georget.khumalo4365]

"Logic, the downfall of every toddler," Lol, Hillarious, yet true

[@laurasmith8136]

I hate that I actually switched between politicians in my head for a second and decided on Cruz and when Trevor Noah guessed it I gasped like a child watching a magician pull their card.

[@echica1213]

Except every time you ask someone to cite their sources these days, they say, "I shouldn't have to, you lazy millennial, look it up yourself." Some people think the proof of what they're saying is SO obvious that disagreeing with them is just a display of ignorance on your part.

[@YashRamisetty]

you can respond by saying "Is that what you tell the teacher when they ask you to cite their sources?"

[@hayes2232]

And if they do cite their source, it's a fake news source that they couldn't bother authenticating. It's like we have to sweep behind their laziness for them to see that they're wrong.

[@sd501st5]

Just like common sense, knowledge and understanding of the "burden of proof" isn't all that common. Anyway, just saying "Burden of proof" as a response is a good idea. And when they ask what that is, you tell them "I shouldn't have to, you lazy pre-school dropout, look it up yourself." :)

[@death4946]

Jeez THAT guy insults more than anything

[@shortbussurfer]

I'm confused, are you a reporter? If I am in a situation where I need to ask someone to site their sources I already don't believe them. People on the defensive act differently. When Having a debate with someone I prefer to agree with their first or second wildly BS claim until they eventually hit a home run and say something so outlandish that even their team turns their back on them. You've all seen it. I don't win debates so much as show the other person the door to walk through to lose it.

[@brohiddlesby7010]

Anyone still mourning the death of facts? I am.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Stop lyin

[@morbotheconquer]

Burton Junkie Evidence shows that yes actually they would. Also, they both probably view themselves as artists of sorts, comedians, a grouo of people who just wants the largest audience possible with the most freedom possible, aka America. Uk is small audience, South Africa is not much freedom historically.

[@deka360]

Burton Junkie you are a stupid person, for your sake, I hope this isn't the first time somebody has told you......You are a stupid person.

[@halflifemasta]

don/t you have a girlfriend thats getting pounded by a black guy to watch for your pleasure

[@godminnette2]

Oh really? You think that Trevor Noah is an Englishman who came here to get rich? You think they are lesser citizens than you because they weren't born here? You presume their intelligence based on their political views despite the fact that they provide facts and evidence and you haven't? Why do you think this? Do you have examples of these things, evidence for this? Hey, speaking to toddlers like you *is* kinda fun. But I'm going to provide some facts for you anyways. Trevor Noah was successful before he came here from South Africa, and the policies he advocates for are anti-rich, so don't delude yourself. He came here because he wanted more freedom (being mixed made him basically considered subhuman in SA), but is seeing it trampled now and is scared. Did you watch his segment on the President of South Africa? Things are getting worse back in his home country. Noah and Oliver have every right to speak their mind, it's their first amendment right. They are more active in our civil duties than you are, considering they inform many people of facts and beliefs, and provide comedic relief for our country in a time of need. They also have provided awareness to various charities and have done a great deal of work with them. They are here because they love the country and want to see it improve. John Oliver is a whistleblower for issues in America that many do not know of, pointing out scandal and fraud and injustice. His series on the American legal system is outstanding. Noah has specifically aided in preparing for Trump and provided good insight on how Trump behaves, something many Americans need to know. They do it with great professionalism, something that you clearly don't have, calling people libitards and speaking in all capitals. Also, you've never watched a comedian in Britain. The most default humor there is: make fun of the British. I mean, even in America John Oliver still makes fun of the British, he does self deprecation every episode.

[@robynsegg]

It's obvious that the closer he gets to The White House the more he is mentally breaking down. For real.

[@TMIDiva]

I was just saying that! He's losing his cookies....

[@Nubias]

Breaking? more like broke

[@erawwwww]

Right... Breaking down is what obama always did for 8 years every other sentence is a stutter... If if if if if if.. Name one good thing obama did go ahead try it its tough i bet... Remember when Obama mocked trump saying he wouldn't bring back jobs from carrier that were going to Mexico well he did .. Obama is clueless he looked in the workers eyes of carrier and said we can't do nothing about your jobs they're gone..what an imbecile and I guarantee you and your family voted for him a guy that all he cared about was putting transgenders in whatever bathroom they choose and letting all kinds of thugs rapists into our country and we pay for all their needs while they fuck us .. It must suck being fooled well its easier to be fooled than to convince someone they have been fooled ..so i expect you won't grasp it you'll go along saying obama was cool and duck donald trump LMAO

[@ongobongo8333]

erick perdigon Obama saved 16million jobs. Educate yourself.

[@TheDareDay]

jamie Allen1977 this doesn't even make any sense lmaoooo trump supporters really do spew out bullshit when they have nothing valid to say back

[@ericksolis7820]

That terminator analogy was brilliant.

[@xyleth6915]

At least someone is saying, "pics or it didn't happen."

[@Sully3000]

that part cracked me up XD

[@GreebleClown]

Sully 1147 This might actually work...

[@erinquon8397]

Xyleth that was the perfect way to end it

[@olivergarcia2304]

John Doe 878393719 Gut erklärt. Stimmt, was Du da hingetippt hast. Kriegst von mir 'ne +1.

[@gentleman_oni]

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

[@alexcuellar484]

they should ask trump to name the 3 branches of government I'd be curious lol

[@gusstavv]

And he would deflect and say "they are great, believe me, ..." and escape from answering it. He has done it before.

[@alexcuellar484]

+bill bixby what's your point ? ^ do you seriously think fact free Donald could pass a basic civics test or name the first 10 amendments? lol

[@alexcuellar484]

+Gusstavv's Stuff yea idk I hate the pussy media that doesn't hold these fuckers accountable. John Stewart used to grill people on interviews lol

[@bigdutch9578]

Alex Cuellar Trump has an IQ of 150...he's probably smarter than you :)

[@fayetaylor6528]

Bigdutch, franticly searching to see if Alex Jones has mentioned trumps IQ!!

[@tuanoful]

This guy and John Oliver are great.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

I'm also partial to Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Samantha Bee

[@tuanoful]

CN what I'm Saiyan? yeah, except Samantha, I don't know her. John Oliver > Noah > Seth Meyers = Stephen Colbert Samantha TBD

[@KanecoV]

Personally I prefer Stephen Colbert, but Trevor has improved a lot since he started the show, really growing into it again.

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

JustThaor Yes... but John Oliver is like an untouchable god to me. I do love Noah, and I did before he began hosting this show. But then I stumbled upon the Awesome Sensai and I was apalled that I'd spent years not knowing who he was. He is a fuckin genius, in every way. Seriously. That impressed. Cuz he doesn't just cover politics. He talks about all of our struggles.. the people who have no voices.. and he explains the manipulations of certain corporations, stands up for mental illness, and talks about how if we didn't waste good food, we could actually feed a meal to every hungry person... and that shit matters. It's not always about the big guys and their nonsense. It's about us and what we really struggle with daily.

[@peace4myheart]

I love John Oliver and found out about Trevor Noah. I agree, both are great. The writings are brilliant for both shows

[@sanktkaj1781]

I love how you can hear some ladies screaming "Yes" when he said "You're thinking of Ted Cruz"

[@gladsita1483]

who else thinks that Noah is a Legend in the making

[@Nmille98]

Glad Sita He's becoming more of a journalist and less of a comedian who panders to millennials. We're all gonna cry when Trump has him shot on live TV.

[@AdviceandAdventures]

He isn't any sort of legend. He is too afraid to debate me. That makes him a chump, not a legend.

[@RealKillaKO]

AR7271 and who are you? Does he know you want to debate?

[@gladsita1483]

+Chanel Davis LeGend is a big word Chanel thread carefully Jon Stewart is a Legend Oprah is a Legend I Luv Trevor but u can't compare him to a Legend he is on the way tho but he hasn't arrived yet

[@Avozsolitaria]

It really depends what happens after and during the Trump Tyranny. If he goes after Trump, great. If he then turns around and let's Democrats get away with corporate welfare and bullshit euphemisms like "clean coal" then he'll just be another Viacom pawn.

[@barbiekerry8451]

I should be studying for my anatomy exam in 2 hours but here I am

[@tshepomokoana4973]

Barbie Kerry L or rather F

[@jircnivrunefarlordelnix3155]

Good luck!

[@barbiekerry8451]

Jircniv Rune Farlord El Nix thanks but I'm going to study rn

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

ROCKED YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

[@hemdem0186]

Barbie Kerry same but I have a social studies test

[@shelleygilbert]

Toddler logic. Exactly.

[@nowedditing755]

lisen to it again he mixes up the voice

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

On the TV show 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' it was called "insane troll logic", but it's basically the same thing.

[@lacypardee777]

I love Trevor SO MUCH! He’s the only show (other than occasionally watching the office) I watch every day.

[@edwinsgeneration]

Trevor Noah just keeps getting better and better!

[@LeagueofFoxYT]

Trumps favourite souce is "a lot of people"

[@bcvc3365]

I still can't believe this is happening. PRESIDENT TRUMP.... like what crazy universe did I wake up in??? 😱

[@proculusjulius7035]

The way he said "I don't think I should be president " in a toddler's voice had me LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@keesdevreugd9177]

Haha, same here. Coffee came out of my nose.

[@proculusjulius7035]

@@keesdevreugd9177 lol.

[@GabrielBadwolf]

I actually kind of want Trump to tweet about goblins and unicorns now just to see that news story lol

[@SamMasghati]

2:10 those tiny hands made me laught too hard

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Trevor Noah should host an American History documentary. I'd watch it :P

[@nikhilambhorkar]

Today, after watching this video after 2.5 years, I don't think so that many people tried this with Trump, or they failed because he is still going strong with lies.

[@transcendentmuzic1398]

That Terminator metaphor for standard politicians and Trump was fucking gold LOL

[@selfmadetrillin2581]

Q: How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books? A: It starts at Chapter 11

[@selfmadetrillin2581]

😆

[@desmondgentle1474]

Self Made Trillin This made me laugh.

[@Haley-fo4tw]

U copied that joke from hillary clinton just saying

[@666Tomato666]

+Pikachu for President really? when did Hillary made such a crude joke?

[@CometX-ing]

D-did you just laugh at your own joke?

[@atorres5367]

America must Survive the next 4 years 👽🇺🇸 Keep love alive even in dark times 💜💚

[@dwg8084]

A Torres Maybe it's better if it dies. Put it out of its misery.

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Put it out like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Just put a gun to the back of America's head, talk about how much freedom it has as it stares out at the sunset, and pull the trigger.

[@happenz6332]

you mean in dank times.

[@forks3819]

A Torres 8 years*

[@OverlordZephyros]

Nah... let america die... it had its time. Let another kid play World Super power

[@Shirokuma15]

"always grabbing thing they arenot supposed to.." damn maan you are savage..😂😂#respect

[@aquadee91]

Spot on Trevor! *watching this video whilst reading his book*

[@gregorybertrand645]

You're a hell of a multi-tasker. I can't concentrate on reading and watching a video.

[@aquadee91]

Gregory Bertrand Gregory Bertrand Lol It's a gift and a curse. *just finished the book*

[@abram730]

Tony Schwartz wrote Trumps, Art of The Deal. Toddlers aren't up to writing books.

[@aquadee91]

Abram Carroll True that. That's why I chose to read Noah's memoir "Born a Crime" instead. It was brilliant and insightful. Man, he had a hard childhood.

[@TheVoidCollector]

I just got my copy in the mail today! So excited to start it

[@puppylovergirl303]

lol I like that "JFK assassin" bit for who the father is on Ted Cruz's birth certificate 😂😂😂

[@MsGrapeNehi]

And that he was born in the year 666. xD

[@ellakelly4865]

the footprint has 6 toes too

[@mattlife25]

OnceUponAPiano you mean the zodiac killer?

[@Nylon_riot]

He might not be for long. If he is found to have been collaborating with Putin before the election, he can be removed for treason. Or something else dubious.

[@nikolatasev4948]

+CEOofFRESH1 In all of wikileaks there is nothing to prove Hillary doing anything criminal. You are just throwing it around, without bothering to check what's in it. The "rigged" DNC nomination was about them debating if they should make an issue out of Sander's Atheism, and deciding against it. People are complaining Hillary took donations from the Arab world, while Trump has business ventures there and is far more dependent on them. People are complaining Hillary is a criminal, when she has never been convicted of anything. Trump, on the other hand, is a proven criminal twice - first paying a fine for bribing a politician with his "charity" foundation, and second by violating the Cuba embargo. And I'm not even considering the fraud lawsuit he settled.

[@DayDreamer2192]

This man is BRILLIANT. Those toddler impressions are the best!

[@kathermov]

If it wasn’t for the live audience, I would be thought this was posted yesterday

[@TheCamcamTV]

Trump tells the truth just as many times as I have shit gold

[@thegreenbean6518]

i cant splel every one dies

[@funlife4045]

Cameren Ceniceros it means none.. lol

[@GinaMazzola]

pics or it didn't happen

[@GreebleClown]

Well you don't look like Caligula's horse...

[@yermawm7917]

Cameren Ceniceros yea why can't he be honest like Hillary

[@smilertoo]

How can a man who spends all his time in petty twitter wars find time to run the country.

[@LividImp]

Rumor has it he spends a lot of time on the toilet tweeting.

[@crococrash]

Pence will

[@Cadmus9501]

smilertoo Easy, he delegates and has another person run it for him, it pays to be rich, no?

[@KA1637]

Just like his book his presidency will have a ghost writer named mike pence.

[@falconJB]

Trump doesn't tweet him self, he has assistance that do it for him.

[@simransimran9339]

That was probably the best and the most accurate toddler impression I've ever seen. He even looked like a baby.

[@g.g9897]

Stop insulting toddlers they pay attention to grown up (sometimes) 😂

[@DogsBAwesome]

Noah has really got his grove.

[@amberbell7384]

brian whittle He's Hilarious

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

brian whittle hes getting there!

[@DogsBAwesome]

Kiwi Teepee I would say he's arrived.

[@reginafallangie2867]

brian whittle, yep and his groove.

[@louisorion2146]

The brainwashing is working on you.

[@xdir]

Trevor Noah has really upped his game since the election.

[@Executi0ner246]

xdir "Upped his game" nice joke for a liberal

[@jacksonr.kanneh]

This guy is my favorite comedian, I really love this show.

[@jannovak6819]

Nah, a conversation with toddler looks like this: Toddler: "Muh dad'z a strohnghast man in da wold!" You: "What makes you say that?" Toddler: "Once..." **begins mumbling and walks away** end of conversation. altough the toddler still mumbles along.

[@ameennasar2583]

Well, Trump does the same. We all get irritated by mumbles 😅

[@xonotthebirdxo7]

Oh my gosh. I literally gasped when Trevor Noah said that I was thinking of Ted Cruz...because I was... Too good

[@finn_underwood]

Actually, I was thinking of Rudy Giuliani, but then I remembered he's not actually a politician. Just an angry ferret who somehow sneaks through the cracks onto television media.

[@acmenipponair]

CEOofFRESH1: You expect a typical millenial to remember the greatness of a politician, who have done well for NYC before the time this millenial came aware of politics? *lol* the only thing Finn Underwood knows about Giuliani is that he has fought the criminals with sometimes to harsh methods, which were considered not constitutional enough. He didn't remember him in building up NYC after the democrats ruined the city in the 80s and 90s and 9/11...

[@tekobari]

An _honorary_ knight. That's like saying you got a degree from Harvard when they gave you an honorary one for speaking at commencement. Is that the best you can do? Damn.

[@acmenipponair]

tekobari: You know, that you only can become a honorary knight in the 21th century? The only knights by heritage are those, whose ancestors have been knights in the middle ages. The king or queen is not able to make you a knight with birth rights since the Magna Carta. So becoming a "honorary knight" is the HIGHEST offer you can get from the queen.

[@tekobari]

Acme. Nipp-on-AiR I'm only saying that getting a knighthood, particularly an honorary one, isn't some validation of character nor actions, nor that the person receiving it is himself honorable. It seemed odd to me that it was thought to be positive proof of Guiliani's virtue after 9/11. I can't imagine any other mayor who wouldn't have handled it in a similar way.

[@noway4361]

U are a freaking genius trevor

[@snehapraveen9542]

This show has the best writers in business. Very soon, Trump will be tweeting about Trevor.

[@metalcake2288]

Trump already said that Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is "Very Boring"

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

+Caine Kiewit That's nothing compared to his reactions to Seth Meyers; it's just nothing but steaming ears since 2011 XD

[@creativelife9871]

Really? LMAO!!! He's a tool.

[@JaBarge303]

Sneha Praveen you probably haven't seen John Oliver, but yeah

[@sparkletone1684]

He did it to Jon Stewart; it's only a matter of time before he tweets about Trevor. I'm waiting on it.

[@RiverRat-2112]

Not a bad idea but I prefer completely freezing him and his minions out. Report on their doings but allow no replies from them, no interviews, no talk shows, no live coverage of press conferences or appearances. Nada, Zip, Zero. None. Starve the beast.

[@lumpy0100]

Thanks "RiverRat 2112".:) Why don't you think that Your freeze-out is impossible?? What else do those people have to do to "earn" their money? He'll force them to "suck up" to his Administration for Access?!:D

[@RakhiDhavale]

That toddler impression is a great example ! Lol 😂😂

[@RogueNinja16]

This is the best advice I've gotten so far on how to deal with the Trump issue.

[@joeleustice]

One of the best clips I have seen from your show Trevor. That toddler rant had me laughing so hard I cried... Thanks.

[@Odd_Bunny]

Honestly fell off my chair when he said "you're thinking of Ted Cruz"

[@WestOfEarth]

Trevor is a mind reader! Cruz popped into my mind immediately.

[@niralimehta1200]

Trevor this is one of ur best ones ! Behind all that humor you have a knack of bring out insights and intelligence into a world which is loosing its ability to comprehend and reason. Thank you.

[@aprilklimley7294]

Trevor, you are great because you can still smile and laugh at this unfortunate turn of events!

[@amoondexter1196]

i freaking LOVE this show..makes me laugh so loudly..

[@ginaheaton2203]

I keep waiting to wake up. What a nightmare!!

[@rap.4937]

26 years and I just changed my ideal man to Trevor Noah. gosh, his humour and delivery 💎💎💎💎

[@yehiaalshehri1006]

I swear I had ted cruz in my head 😂

[@junnecita3121]

Yehia Abdelrahman me too!!

[@crazytrain111]

Me too lol

[@StruggleGaming]

Same. Same...

[@allistull24]

I was personally thinking Paul Ryan, but they both perfectly fit.

[@michiro8470]

Denny Kaleal don’t want to be repetitive, but I swear to you that I said “Ted Cruz “ out loud to myself just before he said it 😂

[@robertpineda1471]

Good point Noah. Maybe the mainstream media will take your advice. Here's hoping

[@natalie_kendel]

This is the BEST ADVICE EVER!

[@fob3454]

You just taught me how to argue with my niece thank you

[@lairx]

Trevor gets better and better every day

[@Krentebol]

If by getting better you mean better at laughing at his own jokes and being unfunny then yes, he is definitely getting better.

[@lairx]

Krentebol Ouch bae, are you hurt?

[@gmcjetpilot]

Good one... Trevor is not funny....

[@vortex365]

Trevor Noah is a star in the making. Smart, funny, clever, entertaining. He's got it all.

[@thatartsyphoenix1665]

This logic is so right.... Yet they still don't use it

[@SpecialT22]

Trevor Noah is amazing. He speaks 6 languages fluently and when he was a child in South Africa his parents biracial relationship was illegal under aparthide laws. He has such a unique perspective on the whole situation that America now faces due to his background. He honestly may help us save this country from moving back 50 years due to his rational thinking and realm of public influence.

[@scenepunk09]

That is why I call Trump "Temper Tantrum Trump"

[@GeminiK]

"Temper Trantrum Trump" is the most powerful man on the planet now. Do you really thing belittling him is going to have any effect whatsoever? You know, liberals are, in effect, really the ones throwing a constant tantrum over everything :). Ironic, isn't?

[@adrianperea2893]

GeminiK actually not ironic lol because there not the leader and face of this country lol

[@GeminiK]

Adrian Perea Frankly, I have no idea what you said. Is english your second language?

[@MyCutiepututie]

"Do you really thing belittling him is going to have any effect whatsoever?" Uhh no...but we can still do it xD

[@cmeves]

Pics or it didn't happen

[@karojas06]

The crazy thing is, No one really caught the terminator joke, in the crowd! I died and my friend cried because it was funny!

[@MikeHenken]

Explain? lol

[@karojas06]

Mike Henken you didn't get it, LOL

[@MikeHenken]

Krissy Rojas bro tell me 😂

[@ethanaponte9307]

Yeah that was a good joke

[@michaelhughes9278]

4 years later and this video is still relevant.

[@mariahhopper2016]

TREVOOOOOOOOOOOOR ma se kind! I looooooove your humor and your logic. Much love from South Africa

[@anrina]

I don't think I ever find Trevor funny. Just real. If only he was eligible for president.

[@plgjp83]

I do like watching his show every now and then but I dont find him much of a comedian. He makes a good point and keep it relatively clean but he doesnt have the imaginative bite of John Oliver or the zany timing and delivery of Stephen Colbert. He s more like a bearable version of Bill maher (who is a much more imaginative comedian but who s so obnoxious he s unwatchable sometimes).

[@g-field6687]

Can't wait for impeachment

[@noahkleinhenz1347]

G- Field no reason for impeachment

[@MyProductBrand2]

G- Field 2 years l8r ;)

[@President.ballsdick]

@M Goodness lol Bernie is your only chance and he had no chance in the first election so you're pretty much f u c k e d

[@raketman101]

TRUMP 2020

[@Joseph-xz4vs]

My freind. Your impeachment is near

[@dennisintersimone3416]

"oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive" Sir Walter Scott

[@rebeccaroberts1232]

"Ask the Toddler to elaborate." Yes! Nothing the two year old says is worth reporting. Just tell me what he does.

[@pudgimelon]

Trevor is really starting to hit his stride. This is good material!