Making Your Tsundere Mech Pilot Confess [Audio Roleplay] [Flirting] [Kisses] [Co-workers to Lovers]

[@George_W_Bush]

“No I don’t like you” *presents evidence* “Fine I like you”

[@echo-writing-VA]

RECEIPTS. RECEIPTS.

[@Ab_linc]

Hit em with facts Bush

[@LettuceTimes]

Both Presidents in here

[@guardsmanhansvonkrieg4862]

Mr President

[@thelaughingman6975]

Shes in competition with a adult woman with issues that's her commander, a fellow pilot that shows little emotion, and a guy that seems almost inhuman.

[@archivist_13]

I'ma go out on a limb and say this is Neon Genesis Evangelion reference

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hmm, doesn't ring a bell.

[@alejandrogarcia-du8gy]

... is... Is that a Evangelion reference?

[@thelaughingman6975]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio It does [Not] ring a bell

[@thelaughingman6975]

@@alejandrogarcia-du8gy It is [Not] a reference

[@secondheaven9545]

The listener in this audio is such a snarkass and I love every second of it.

[@echo-writing-VA]

That’s the point love

[@BouncingTribbles]

All the receipts, this is gold.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*This could all have been avoided with a more flexible design process and clearer cross-department communication.*

[@echo-writing-VA]

Would you want to avoid it tho?

[@remen_emperor]

Gotta admit, I didn't expect to bust out laughing to this, but those little sound effect for the battle were just top notch

[@ivansleepy4722]

Meanwhile, Alcefier, who's very much a sentient mech: "What the f*ck is wrong with you two?"

[@yandereneko5523]

The audio ends before my yandere finds out what I have been doing and chains me up in her basement.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

A yandere in a mechs vs. kaijus universe would be an exercise in terror. Moreso than usual.

[@yandereneko5523]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio yanderes are scary enough without a thousand ton war machine

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

"NOTICE ME, SENPAAAAAI!" (the yandere's mech picks up her senpai's car and shakes it)

[@zackihen4905]

In a world full of Kaijus, the biggest one... Is the beast whom calls itself, love. Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hahaha, cut to a kaiju personification of Love, rampaging across the countryside, eating buildings and squishing cars.

[@joshuaconnall4237]

Much love from Scotland too

[@shaferhilke1193]

On the outside she acts tough and confident but secretly sometimes she can be sweet, just doesn’t like to show it all the time, I’d still love her though

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

The overcooked marshmallow principle: crusty and brittle on the outside, warm gooey inside.

[@shaferhilke1193]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio yep, just like an overcooked marshmallow

[@xslashkillerxyt8855]

@@chilathecreativefox9098 👍

[@Drac0blade16]

As far as I know there aren't many pilot/tech relationships in mech anime. Someone feel free to correct me. Also, great work as always, Vel. Looking forward to the next one!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! I really liked this script; I'm glad to hear my audience enjoyed it too!

[@HugEBear42]

Mechanic: I'm in control of the situation right now and I have the recordings to prove it. Pilot: proceeds to Dom mechanic Mechanic: I can get used to this...

[@tororo2o9]

What!?! No last seconds pause for him to hit the audio recorder and play her confession one more time? The comedy 😢

[@echo-writing-VA]

Oh I should have done that… missed opportunity

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Funnily enough, I actually considered adding that gag to help lengthen the audio a bit! (I like to consistently hit ten minutes, just for algorithm related reasons) Buuuut I figured that behavior from the listener would have tweaked the speaker character's feelings too much to make her take them back to her room so readily. I didn't want to destroy the suspension of disbelief and undercut the cute, saucy ending!

[@lol-2247]

This is where the fun begins

[@primrosevale1995]

She's surprisingly sweet to the listener despite being blackmailed.

[@echo-writing-VA]

It's not blackmail. Its receipts.

[@creampuff4782]

When i saw the thumbnail i thought that the listener was the Co pilot but then we got rhis and its a thousand times better that i expected... thanks again for this wonderful audio Vel. Its added to my audio collections

[@lucky-jb1vi]

Mechanical engineering and hot pilot. God thank you for this job .

[@minato1048]

Man I just finished building my first Gunpla and I'm already a Mech engineer with a tsundere gf, now that's what I call a promotion

[@archivist_13]

Glad I caught the premier for this, definitely gonna start recording all my conversations now lol

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Just be sure to check your local laws about that! Some places require both parties to consent to the recording to be legal...I assume that's not a problem in this particular audio's universe, though. 😆

[@EmergencyTemporalShift]

It's not a problem if you seduce all relevant parties when it comes up.

[@Juany1985]

Your audios always make me laugh. Been having kind of a bad day so far and this brightened me up and made me laugh

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Happy to be of service. I hope your week only gets better from here! 🤗

[@BirdieSenpai]

Immensely looking forward to enjoying tomorrow after work!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hope you enjoy it! Have a great day at work, too!

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio This was exactly what I needed after a not-so-great work day! Thanks as always, Vel; you rock!

[@MidnightSmoke]

Clearance? I don't need clearance and you be surprised how much real power and access mechanics have. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@bedrock30_]

Why does this video have such "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward" energy

[@BGinfinite00]

Because it does Different lines Same energy

[@wincekthedoveman859]

I actually love this more that I thought I would, like really, I've never heard an audio twice, but I like this so much that I might even hear it thrice. Thanks very much for the audio!

[@Echo2-2]

This was really cute. Awesome job Velvet! Have a great day

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@kronoterra6960]

loved the listener role and the lower toner of the pilots voice was perfect!!

[@SolarGirlASMR]

Haven't been this intrigued by a title in quite a while 😄

[@echo-writing-VA]

Hope you like the audio too.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It's a great title for a great script! I loved doing it and I hope you like the audio too!

[@ZayZenBlaze]

Aww how cute! No need to pretend when we have proof!

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Alright, so now that impromptu testing is completed, when is command going to implement the new upgrades to the entire mech fleet? I'm certain extra mobility would be useful across the board, rather than for an isolated unit.

[@echo-writing-VA]

Stop thinking evangelion. Start thinking pacific rim. Every mech is a standalone unit with its own specializations.

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

Honestly, my talents are being wasted as a mechanic. Could you imagine how powerful a Jedi Knight in I big ass mech would be? Eh, I suppose I wouldn't look quite as good doing it as she does!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Why am I imagining a mech where every finger is a light saber?

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio that sounds awesome, but incredibly dangerous!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It would definitely make mech-to-mech handshakes a lot more, uh, "exciting..."

[@joshuaconnall4237]

Interesting concept would love to see more

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I definitely wouldn't mind returning to the setting, so maybe sometime in the future! We'll see.

[@t-r-e-x452]

1:52 Dinosaur-looking chicken?! Gigan?! Gigan: Hey you guys!

[@gojifanpat]

OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT ONLY DID I JUST REALIZE THAT (possible) NOD TO GIGAN... *"Hey You Guys! You Ain't Slick With That Other Reference. Am I Right You Guys! You Guys? Hey, You Guys?"*

[@robinx5851]

Unpopular opinion: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That IS a hot take.

[@oowoozee]

Too political 🤯

[@ryderweaver9621]

My god your cancelled

[@thehousemaster5292]

well thats one way to celebrate a victory.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

😆

[@ZillaSupreme]

Let’s be honest, your mechs are way better than the Death Egg Robots I had to build when I was under the rule of my old master, Dr. Eggman. And besides, I’d rather spend time with a tough, but soft-hearted tsundere than someone who compliments himself 24/7. Man, he had such an ego. 💎

[@GlyphxAstraea]

She's actually kinda delightful in how she's so over-the-top

[@carsonhowell3100]

Did you know that dating coworkers is actually helpful in a high stress job? I wouldn't know, I did no research, but it certainly sounds true!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hmm. 🤔 That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about dating coworkers to dispute it. But if I read it on the internet, it must be true!

[@Bostonterrierslol]

I have a feeling that the rest of the crew isn’t going to know about the relationship until the following day

[@eatingpancakesrightnow2786]

Forced me to smile all the way through!

[@sharpnelshots]

Asuka vibes neato!

[@ShiningSilvally]

I can't even describe how many positive & conflicting emotions this makes me feel....! But, hey. Leave it to YOU, to make my heart swell, and my brain bounce around like a pinball, at the same time. *_Variable versatility, thy name is Vanilla Velvet._*

[@HenchmenNo616]

Trying not to laugh at the pew pew lasers XD overall enjoyed this, first time coming across a mech theme asmr

[@thenerdyguy2020]

That's funny audio.... Altho I love mechs away more

[@anomanderrake654]

You'd be a great mech pilot

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I appreciate the vote of confidence! I'm pretty sure I'd immediately lose my balance and like, fall over on a Toyota dealership, but it's nice to be believed in!

[@anomanderrake654]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio just manage to hit an enemy while falling and call it a tackle.

[@thehelltaker8820]

Love it. Hope you have a good day Vanilla Pancakes 🥞

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks! I hope your day was great too. 🍴😈

[@getthereference6025]

Mech piloting sure has come a long way if the folks piloting them can have cat-ear'd headphones. Truly, modern technologies are amazing. (Thanks for the video! I know plenty of people love themselves a tsundere mech pilot, and confession audios are always great!)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Plot twist: it's a kitty mech! The ears have a practical purpose, um...somehow?

[@echo-writing-VA]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio targeting systems are stored there

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Fantastic. I hope they swivel like real cat ears.

[@echo-writing-VA]

That’s the lock on sequence you’re thinking of

[@johnrettig1880]

Tec : The Frannastan Hydronomfukulater needs updating in Elsamer . Pilot : Ok ? ? ? ........... Are you making a pass at me ? ? ? Or ..... Is that a real thing ? ? ?

[@GrinningGameMaster]

Beautiful, Thank you for the hard work!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, thank you for being here to hear it!

[@armphidiic2609]

Wow. Um, I really liked how this turned around at the end. I was feeling like the listener was a bit of a creeper at first.

[@KaitoD]

"You may protect me through fighting but I protect you by making sure you can fight at your peak potential. Hence I protect you more so than you protect me"

[@sentientbottleofglue6272]

*Somethings right I can feel it*

[@knightofthebrotherhood]

Greetings Fair Lady Velvet, Your Content is amazing and always makes me smile. ❤️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so glad! Thanks so much for listening. 💖

[@kentuckyfried7734]

Mans had receipts

[@BouncingTribbles]

I was thinking about being a mechanic, this almost makes me want to go through with that idea.

[@Liteflo97]

Thank you for another great audio!

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

wonderful

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I certainly hope so!

[@CadentClock39]

So she's playing a tsundere mech pilot? ...Am I freaking Shinji? I swear if I'm a Shinji. (Context, Evangelion.)

[@Jaysonengineering]

Why does this sound like the angry lady from Wreck it Ralph

[@seththesailormoonandwall-e9176]

You mean, Calhoun?

[@trollos]

something something titanfall in love

[@mstrswrdsmn21]

Great audio aside, can we talk about how badass that mech name is?

[@echo-writing-VA]

Definitely. Please do.

[@Que934]

THE BAD ENDING:YOU GOT COCONUT MALLED

[@that1otherJake]

I love a good woman who's several stories tall and snarky. 😉

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

(the mechs "cheeks" blush, overheat and explode)

[@that1otherJake]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio oh no! Not the cheeks! 🤣

[@UnexSpecter]

It’s my headcanon that listener didn’t actually record the conversation with Meg. Meg sent it to them because gossip and listener has just kept it secret until now

[@Squiggles01]

Yeah, so I need you to watch my arse on this next op as I'm the artillery and I do need a spotter and a body guard! The enemy is using civilians of shields though... So be sure that the info you give me is 200% correct! I don't want to turn any innocences into smoking craters...

[@anomanderrake654]

You know, I could see a crossover where this mech pilot fights the kaiju waifu.

[@mariesyvian8187]

Cute!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks!

[@wetfloorsign6299]

just wait for the gigantic drill I'm gonna add, it'll be so cool

[@piercesales-mossop8032]

Nothing like a little bit of espionage to find out who likes you e

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Whatever works, I guess! 😬

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

*Smugness intensifies*

[@benjaminbaker3446]

At least we're not Koji and Sayaka. Those too have real nasty arguments

[@anomanderrake654]

So... her suit is skin tight and her moves control the mech? Are we sure this is not an elaborate ad for an aerobics dvd?

[@echo-writing-VA]

Let’s get physical 🎶

[@knightofthebrotherhood]

41st Milita Battalion, Rifleman Jack Cooper, Acting pilot of Tai Lastimosa's Vanguard Class Titan Brava Tango - 7274, BT for short.

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you!

[@krennopher1269]

She's got Spunk. 👍

[@Tamasobro]

Her: now get up, we need to go to my room right this instant. *video ends* Me: WAIT DON’T END IT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!!!

[@echo-writing-VA]

Sorry man all good things have to come to an end

[@christopherfuentes5439]

GET LAWYERED!

[@ilovetacos863]

Nothing says love story better than Large Grotesque Monsters and Giant Robots... 🌆😘💋😍 🌆🌆🌆🌇🌆🤖💥🐲🌆

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

You're not wrong.

[@austinmccormick8952]

Hey, at least we asked

[@thestranger5911]

Personally I always found the GD-6 chainsword to be a lot more effective in combat.

[@echo-writing-VA]

Sometimes range is essential. Mid range mechs are more versatile and less specialized, melee range are great but dangerous to be in the frontline and ranger mechs are high on firepower but low on defense. Everything has advantages and disadvantages

[@thestranger5911]

@@echo-writing-VA I always preferred melee combat over ranged combat.

[@echo-writing-VA]

@@thestranger5911 you may, but when it comes to the fate of humanity depending on you, your preferences barely matter. Effectiveness does.

[@thestranger5911]

@@echo-writing-VA and what if your effectiveness completely depends on your preferences?

[@echo-writing-VA]

@@thestranger5911 when does it ever? I suppose that if satisfaction with setup was a critical factor to combat effectiveness you would get a completely customized load out, but it almost never is

[@Brayden1987]

Why do I imagine this in the overwatch universe

[@maikonsousa6516]

Amazing perfect i like kisses

[@Dystopian_k1ng]

Are those... the galaga laser sounds?

[@epicmelonman]

insert clever comment here

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Insert witty rejoinder here.

[@urlonglostcousin]

4:17 yea wassup

[@austinmccormick8952]

As all things should be

[@ElMuerteslocas_xd]

Hi asuka reference

[@lorech.8326]

I don’t recall having a mech pilot, but why should she confess? Did she do a crime?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

She committed the worst crime of them all: love.

[@josh_1289]

Part 2 when? 😳

[@AMannwithoutaplann]

Stand by for Titanfall!

[@TheKoterShow]

obligatory mother comment. rah.

[@bill6]

👑

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

👸

[@butterntoast1249]

Bros the second child

[@yeetboi3286]

I need a life, dude

[@lol-2247]

Hello there

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Don't get mushy on me. 😋

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

General Kenobi!

[@-Lucifer__]

👋.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

👋

[@RaidFlint94]

❤️👍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💖💖

[@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046]

Can you make a warhammer 40k imperial knight asmr?

[@nontoxicpoison6113]

Does this imply that we are the mech?

[@echo-writing-VA]

Nope, we are the mechanic

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That would be an awesome idea for a script! But nope! This time out the listener is the mechanic, as echo writing said. 😁

[@echo-writing-VA]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I mean I could do a script following that concept in the same world if you’d like me to….

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I definitely wouldn't mind returning to this character and/or universe if you'd also like to see that! But it'd take awhile to get to any sequels; my schedule is all blocked out for the next month and change for Spooky Related Reasons.

[@echo-writing-VA]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I completely understand. Mine is filled with less spooky but still busy things.

[@wocathoden]

FYI The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. By stating it like it's better, you hurt his feelings more than you know. Why does he record you? Because your a pyscho, and he's trying to be the best for his job, and that means being the best for you {the pilot of his ultimate machinations}. To protect what? what?! To protect whom?! whom! TO PROTECT US! {tear}.

[@echo-writing-VA]

I’m not sure if that’s right. I can understand the mentality of indifference-love being opposites, but it’s like the opposite of 1. You can make an argument for 0 being the opposite of 1, but also for -1 being the opposite of 1. There’s no specific right answer.

[@fluffernaut9905]

We uh? Ever getting part 2?

[@echo-writing-VA]

It has been written

[@mdhunter93]

What’s the difference between the two versions?