POV: Bratty Catgirl GF Demands Cuddles! [Audio] [Neko Girlfriend] [Sleeping on You] [Tsundere]

You’ve been gone all day and your tsundere neko girlfriend missed you! Not that she’ll admit it. Now: lie down so she can cuddle up and sleep on your chest!
[F4M] [Pouty] [Bratty] [Slightly Whiny] [Tsundere] [Neko] [Girlfriend] [Cuddles] [Sleeping On Your Chest] [Kneading] [Thunderstorm Ambiance]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Shynosaur, with adlibs by me!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
MONSTER GIRL MAYHEM DAY 7! A return to neko girl audio roleplay! And a very different neko than the last one I played: a pouty, bratty girlfriend who wants you to pamper her with scritches and back rubs, like any good spoiled kitty would. I hope you enjoy it!
This audio (and event!) was made possible in part by viewers like you! Special thanks to my patrons for their support!
Red Velvet Patrons: Bruh, J, Jackarin, James Eley, lolknight, Phillip Greve, Robin x, Scronk McGeef, Veeda, Will753, Jordan mcfarlane, SlyBox, matt, Immune
Black Velvet Patrons (Producers): Chaz81196, Jon Bon Jovi, M.A.D., Ruben, quaffedgabba, Jay Ayy Why
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[@Drac0blade16]

"How much do you love me?" >Even more than sunbeams♡ "Even more than ear scritches?" >Know your limits.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🤣

[@ripxdoc]

that final purr before saying goodnight was magical. i love her

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you think so! Purring into a microphone was very silly and I'm thrilled the response has been so great!

[@liamwilliamson2743]

This is just too sweet for words. Simply love the story.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

You are so kind! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@JesusJuarezGutierrez]

the way she kept switching from affectionate and upset was cute and hilarious 😂

[@OV3RD0CE]

its been 2 yearfs are you healed?

[@sonofccn]

The artwork is really nice. Even through I can just see her eyes they scream "serious business". xD

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It's great art, isn't it? I loved it the first time I saw it now many months ago, and I've been waiting for just the right chance to use it.

[@nightfyrestudios]

Considering how cynical and pessimistic I can be, this girl would be a good influence on me, as she is upbeat and extremely funny. This has to be one of the best Neko ASMR videos I have ever heard. Any resemblance between me and this listener is extrememly ridiculous. I have had my share of things slashing me, and drawing more blood then her. And you did totally nail the purring.

[@cetadel6597]

Well, at least this ASMR made you feel better... I hope.

[@messyjessem.3108]

Theres something fun I love about tsundere relationships is just basically have a Sibling, wait a minute some people like myself have a tsundere relationship :o. ❤️

[@LyaksandraB]

After juniper's tsundere catgirl, you've got a pretty daunting task ahead of you, vanilla.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'll bravely accept defeat, if it comes to that. Hers was a VERY good kitty.

[@crippledcrusader1321]

1:17 this moment is just adorable.

[@megamovieman101]

I “aww”’d so many times at this

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! 😁

[@Tethra12]

That artwork is so fucking good. That's potential wallpaper tier.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It's great, isn't it? It's by the same stock artist as many of my other videos (like my recent succubus audio) and it was too cute not to use!

[@spidergalva]

That look in her eyes is both adorable yet scary at the same time

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Sounds about right for a cat 😆

[@TheTechnicalWizard]

9:04 Is her name Garfield? 🤣 Jokes aside, the purring was top tier. This was a great audio Vel!

[@thehousemaster5292]

gotta love the neko's affection

[@GonzaloMiranda-on7bt]

Ohhh the purrs 😮 ❤❤ she loves it 😊

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Definitely! That is one happy neko.

[@GonzaloMiranda-on7bt]

@@VanillaVelvetAudioshe maybe grumpy but áll she wanted was affection

[@Echo2-2]

Cat girls are always adorable. Amazing job Velvet, have a great day!

[@zackihen4905]

Meowzers! Who ever said Cat Girls are boring is so very wrong! As a Cat Person myself, I can wholeheartedly say that she is too wholesome and adorable for this world. Those purrs were absolutely pawsome! Purrfect audio! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Pffft pawsome 😆 I'm so happy you liked the audio! Thanks so much for listening. 💖

[@getthereference6025]

I was gonna write a series of debatably quality cat puns about the upcoming video, but my lethargic mind instead went to thinking about the American Psycho card scene, but with Neko girls in onesies comparing fish instead. So yeah. That's all I've gotta say. Thanks for the video!

[@Alexathechaotic777]

Lol

[@anomanderrake654]

Ok, this one knocked me out. Great job

[@LittleMoonI]

Haha honestly I felt called out exposed because I’m a shy mamas boy little Tsundere thank you for this audio I couldn’t help but giggle but also cry❤️

[@nofrackingzone7479]

Wish Neko’s were actually a thing:) This is absolutely adorable❤

[@VoiceofJuany]

Comfy neko audio. Yes please 😊

[@asheerreed2244]

Yep...you're now my new favourite ASMRist

[@SVN_ETR]

"What's that thing hanging in your pocket?" Me: SHOOT MY SPIDER SUIT SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH

[@saucecollector]

facts

[@wmxx2000]

Great, loved it

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks! I'm glad!

[@krennopher1269]

So cute and wholesome

[@thehelltaker8820]

That was cute, I loved it! Hope you have a good day Vanilla Pancakes 🥞

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! You too! 😈🍴

[@untimelydemise5536]

Why are you so good at animal sounds?!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm secretly three cats in a trench coat. Unfortunately, none of us get along.

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Hope this story continues : )

[@outcast4087]

Cats are natural tsunderes. Even the male ones. And you have portrayed this perfectly! Though our two cats (both male) are probably somewhat yandere.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@JariahxSynn]

They're a little confused but they got the spirit The Fonz: Ayyyyy!

[@Linkbatmangosling_1]

Can I just say I love your thumbnails it’s like an invitation to a great show.The “cuddles.now” reminded me of the sarcastic wife getting you to bed and I really like that one so this one is sure to be a real treat.Sorry for the paragraph and all the comments I’ve been leaving.Have a great day Vel :)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, don't apologize! I appreciate the time anyone spends to leave me a comment, no matter what size or how often. 💖 I hope you enjoy the audio!

[@Burry.]

One of the most enjoyable things in this world is hang out with a tsundere, or something like that let's see what kind of audio awaits us, I hope there is no such thing as really hating listener :)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Don't worry, I don't think I've got it in me to do a real hateful tsundere lol. I'm too much of a softy.

[@Master-e99]

The purring was adorable

[@COFFEBEAN-mg5vf]

not me having a collection of worms on a string, it’s In a big box in the corner of my room😅 and it’s overflowing with them and making its way onto my floor😂

[@bill6]

I am loving Monster Girl Mayhem 💯💯

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm so glad to hear that!

[@carsonhowell3100]

Kneading as a tag, not the most comfortable thing but I’m sure that we can put up with it given the circumstances.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

There are definitely worse fates lol

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice

[@johnangel8361]

The was the cutest intro ever

[@SuterusuDaioh]

Aww I clicked this thinking it was already out.... Ahh well Tomorrow I'll Return. It sounds like it's going to be an awesome file.

[@LyaksandraB]

She did post it would be a mon, wed, fri thing. You bamboozled yourself.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Sorry to disappoint! But I hope you enjoy it when you listen! 😁

[@SuterusuDaioh]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio just listened to it now...I'm certain I won't survive with a Neko girl. The clawing would be too much (I'm Haemophiliac). That said the performance was enjoyable and all the kitty inflictions (the purring the kneeding and the general air of superiority) Was a delight to listen to.

[@GonzaloMiranda-on7bt]

Two things 😂😂😂 funny and peaceful 😌

[@theshipper5797]

Now THIS is how you do a tsundere.

[@lol-2247]

Say no more. Cuddles = good

[@Guok792]

I love this one I just keep coming back to this video. I love the personality and everything, I would love and take care of her with all my heart.

[@deku-regrets]

"what's that dangly thing hanging out your" got me thinkin'

[@Shawn_Boyce]

Sooooo adorable voice

[@benjaminstarkweather4955]

Riiight😏

[@Deltawolf2038]

yes, i did enjoy listening to the greatest podcast ever, distracible. and drinking my top of the morning coffee. SO! i was perfectly fine waiting in my car while the onlookers watched me laughing hysterically in either fear or worry. so yes, i was fine

[@mikebohr2673]

you had me at street pasta lol

[@toro4475]

I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, thank you! I'm doing my best. You take care of yourself too, okay? 💖

[@gsausse8_019]

"Look what the cat dragged in" -the funniest man alive

[@RetechDragonflame]

That was super cute at the beginning but damn it stretched some nerves by the end. Well acted

[@conradlecroy5821]

When I heard that she was home all day and was only conscious for 2 hours, I didn’t realize I would find it that funny but I’m over here dying laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Reiji_Kurose]

unironically top-notch cat noises

[@luissantiago5163]

Cute nice nice

[@austinmccormick8952]

I love her giddy and get grumpy attitude

[@osirisruchi197]

I had claw caps for my cat and they were sparkly pink, he hated them, you could probably still find them scattered around the old house 😂

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Every cat ever

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It's true.

[@fork3550]

(tsundere neko noises intensify)

[@Learn4Live]

I am not the biggest fan of tsunderes, but this bratty neko gf is simply adorable. I would spoil her anytime.

[@C4Bud]

No my heart isn't overloading, why do you ask

[@ondjageredacted314]

Love the lasagna reference

[@tanielsantos4787]

This ASMR audio makes me escape reality that i don't have a girlfriend 🤣🤣

[@noellopez6346]

Cuddle the neko!!!

[@anomanderrake654]

I'm pretty sure all cats are tsunderes

[@carsonhowell3100]

I’m not so sure, my cat is way too needy.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Some definitely are! But I think most of the ones I've known are yanderes

[@davidgucab]

I do agree with Rake

[@crowboi_0o0]

9:05 yeahhh....I think that was for that orange big cat outside he always lay on the sidewalk or just go find something to eat walkihg around like a actual human

[@katinaswanson6511]

This is exactly how I imagine a cat's mind to be.

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks!

[@TiT0.]

♥️✨

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💖🥰

[@yancon2862]

😤 + 😼 I assume!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Not quite: 😼 + 🤗 But good guess, though!

[@orangexlightning]

Funniest thing I've ever heard

[@jeremiahbristow7609]

Pancakes are an anytime food.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Definitely!

[@Strawb_milk5]

❤❤❤

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💖💖💖

[@Jacobeproa4545]

Was that a Garfield refrancs 😅

[@JariahxSynn]

Yup xD

[@shynosaurasmr7736]

Anyone else thinking that "street lasagne" sounds like a slang term for something dirty?

[@SonGokuisawesome]

I walked into my local radio station to pet the cat that rests on the windowsill, then walked out.

[@GlyphxAstraea]

Hhmm... I love her. She's too precious and I wanna protect her forever. Well, it's official: there's something seriously wrong with me

[@DanielGarcia-td2tf]

W

[@armphidiic2609]

This is cute buuuut this is not a healthy relationship with the blood drawing and the like.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

You're right, it could definitely be unhealthy, especially irl and without consent! But luckily this is a fictional cat girl, and the listener can nope out at any time without repercussions or harm, so it's cool.

[@Joke_The_Skeleton]

You heard cat in the hat now get ready for brat and the bat

[@Cowbell_Catboy]

there is no WAY in HELL catnip comes before salmon and sunbeams weirdo

[@krispydunts1665]

okay so maybe a little known reference but this voice heavily reminds me of the woman cat from Cats Dont Dance

[@sonofccn]

Hehe. Such an ungrateful listener. I think they forget who's the pet and who's the owner. I mean their Neko Girlfriend slaves away napping in sunbeams all day waiting for them and all they do complain. xD But seriously, I was laughing the whole way through this. You capture that wonderfully duality of a cat at once so aloof and yet impossibly clingy. At least until they tire of you. And I want to applaud how, while the Neko was very bratty, she was also very likeable and sweet in her cartoonishly self-absorbed way. I think in a lesser VA she could have simply come across as cold and even abusive, especially her clawing the listener's chest up, but you give her warmly affectionate demeanor. Not to mention the child-like glee she has for string.

[@overlordelektro7940]

Neko: Did you have fun the traffic jam. Me: are you actually an eegyt?, what do you think!? BTW I recognise this script, an ASMRist known as Fuwapuff used this script in one of her videos with a similar title.

[@memyself9187]

Hii is this script you made from fiverr how's your experience I wanted script from him that's why asking

[@shynosaurasmr7736]

Alright, this was (caution, overused pun incoming) purr-fect!

[@bjarnivalur6330]

I think I'm starting to miss the traffic.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I mean....reasonable lmao

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

Can I at least go shower and change clothes first? It's been a long day and I'm covered in ash and burns for some reason... I don't have anything clever to say, so I will simply say excellent work, Vel!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Shower?! But that could take minutes!! She needs cuddles now!!! 😆 And thank you, as ever! 💖

[@secret7246]

I love the audio. Your voice is beautiful. Buy not gonna lie. She is too annoying. I feel tired and want to go back to work.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🤣 Welcome to cat ownership

[@lol-2247]

Hello there

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. 😋 (I'm starting to forget which other alternate Star Wars quotes I've used already lulz)

[@lol-2247]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio you will run out of quotes but hello there will still be here

[@yandereneko5523]

But what if I wanted to be the neko in this relationship?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hmm. Good question! Cats do bond in pairs sometimes, so maybe it'll all work out anyway?

[@dantemachiavelli9976]

Something tells me she missed me

[@Vixieaudios]

im just sayin ✨wifey ✨material

[@GregPrice-ep2dk]

Yep, she's a CATgirl alright. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has "staff with benefits"...lol!

[@Hachibee88851]

This is literally just natsuki from ddlc💀

[@lizardjr.7826]

Then cuddles you shall have

[@Renaissance-fw1ox]

This is about as toxic as it gets, to the men out there if your girl ever says any of things said in this video…. run

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

"Bratty" "Tsundere" "Neko" I _think_ everyone knows what they're getting into? At least I hope so! This cat girl acts like a cat. It sure ain't titled "100% respectful human girlfriend" for a reason, haha.

[@tanktonk6739]

Show me ya wounds! (If you know you know)

[@asherthegreat8687]

I'm not offended. Okay, maybe a little offended.