"I Stole Your Deck" is a Deck Theme, I Guess | EDH Deck Reviews

[@demolisherman1763]

I do love the deck blurb at the end “budget does not matter I use my school printer so this deck will always cost like 3 dollars”

[@aganaom1712]

Legend

[@GhostMadi]

literally me

[@lucyarisato6850]

This is still the best shitpost I’ve ever submitted. Glad it took so long for you to get the joke.

[@Centrifuze]

Ripping off someone else's deck, and then titling it "In Loving Memory of James Somerton" after that absolutely BEAUTIFUL dismantling by Hbomberguy is just a genius maneuver. 12 outta 10!

[@lucyarisato6850]

Oh good! Someone got it.

[@Centrifuze]

@@lucyarisato6850 No joke, I have probably watched that video at least 20 times. Albeit, it's usually when I'm going to bed, so I typically don't even make it to the Iiluminaughtii part of the video... But yes, very well done. Kudos to you!

[@Sam-bm6yf]

I read that as James Sunderland 😭😭

[@dragonsaint9446]

A humble suggestion, since your brilliant jokes attract new/non-Magic folks like myself, have you considered doing a couple of episodes/a series on beginner friendly fun/funny decks? Low-ish cost, minimal use of complex mechanics/combos, and designed around making folks want to come back to the table, strictly fun>efficiency.

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

I think his prosh deck tec would fit

[@justinanderson2631]

On Eldrazi card draw: (in Colorless/devoid) - Kozilek's unsealing: Lots of scions, lots of cards - Any Kozilek - Nulldrifter - Vanquishers banner - Deepfathom Skulker - Smothering Abomination - Rise of the Eldrazi - Herald's horn - Bonder's enclave And I also love Hedron Archive/Dreamstone Hedron for flavor

[@DukeOnkled]

We NEED a link to the Oops All Suffering deck. Also I want the Bad Dragons one from last night for...reasons.

[@DukeOnkled]

Well, it would help if I actually looked in the address bar.

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

New addition to all Henzie decks: Birthing Ritual ;p

[@huey4k299]

This is the way!

[@warrentang7459]

Correct

[@kevinwinn9958]

One of my favorite decks is a Zedruu morph. Play some of my opponents "win more" cards face down and give em with Zedruu. Then watch em play protection against a 2/2 creature that I get to draw cards off of.

[@dubiousbrick4483]

Oh hey, the deck I stole from the hot KZbinr. I loaded this bad boy with a ton of recursion. First couple games with him I lost a few but then the Raz boar vomited out a galta which threw a protein hulk, and ancient copper dragon onto the field. I’m more a mono blue and esper kind of guy that played around enchantress, spell slinger, and artifact kind of okay but Henzi got me hooked on boss rush the deck

[@D3athstreak]

Hey, I got in the spotlight! Thanks again Mald, very insightful opinions. I'll see if I can't cook up something more interesting next time.

[@thesanestintheland]

That Nekusar deck made me lose my faith in my own humanity

[@awesomedude202]

My personal "I Stole This Deck" deck is Xanathar, Guild Kingpin, built with absolutely nothing but ramp, protection, and a few ways to skim lands off the top of decks, but otherwise yeah, if someone brought a solid deck I'll be playing it LOL

[@MicahCohan]

Can't wait to see the temur thunder atorm gameplay!

[@TheKarishi]

I had a deck that was designed to get 15 mana in one turn by ramping green, stay alive by drawing and doing mild control with blue, and then play, untap, and use the 7-mana comes-in-tapped MirrorMirrorrorriMrorriM from Unglued all in one turn when I was almost done decking myself. "I Stole Your Deck" was literally the theme.

[@johnruhd5917]

Fun thing about Morph: you get to respond to Split Second. Special action plus triggered ability.

[@stevenwatson9555]

As someone that plays a mono blue morph deck. (Ixidor) The times I've won games is by pickle locking the table. So yeah, summoning a bunch of small creatures and hoping not to get your teeth punched in is very accurate.

[@hoodiegal]

"I paid 2 mana for a 2/2, please let me keep some of my teeth" - I love how you're not even asking to keep all of them. You know what's going down, and you're setting realistic expectations.

[@Bobalini1]

I gotta know how to be a part of this, it was amazing to watch and i have some ideas id love to share with mald 😂

[@einstein951]

Deck roasting is a $25 Patreon tier perk

[@davidhower7095]

I hope the Reality Chip morph guy appreciated the new Manifest mechanic.

[@Montyandrew45]

Man part of me wants to submit my stupid Karlach Gruul Voltron deck. I called it Over equipped Muscle Mommy

[@Wolfspane]

F it! I’m bringing my Henzie deck back! For too long these people have not felt the power of big sac. It’s not even that bad anymore since Dockside got banned so I don’t have an easy way to instant speed bring back my big creatures.

[@Magicannon_]

I kind of vibe with the Azlask guy. I did a funny and made mine to work with my playgroup's $50 budget format where no card can be over $5. It technically is a 6 color deck thanks to colorless matters costs. At least Spawnbed Protector had finally gotten cheap enough to work for me, so I was able to jam it in there.

[@vladdracula2643]

Always one that hates having his stuff touched. He is why we exist, watching you rage gives us power.

[@obadijahparks]

The new tinybones works here.

[@RhysticTutor1]

I got Henzie the other day from a Walmart “random precon” bundle

[@RhysticTutor1]

This has been updated to Henzie Eldrazi and it runs Sheoldred and Virtue of Persistence. Straight up gooning over here, and by gooning, let’s justr say, my spaghetti monsters

[@infernalspawn9662]

I would love to show him my deck list but nervous to hear what he would say😂

[@osaka199]

I did steal your budget henzie and then dropped a 10th edition grave pact I had at home. Best investment I ever made.

[@HeraldOfOpera]

Oh yeah, that's just heinous. And Henzie is literally a mafia don, so "heinous" should be your only speed.

[@veginito]

I love henzie, I dont play it enough and when i do i accidentally fall into a weird graveyard recursion loop or something goofy

[@YashaSkaven]

The blue green eldrazi is actually a 34th land

[@TheMorbidHobo]

The reality chip deck should be maned by Ixidor. I have an ixidor deck and it works. It's not great, but it works.

[@gramathy999]

boing-fwip, classic

[@Tanuki_Tales]

I wish I could afford to have Mald rate my Gyome deck ;w;

[@WhizzerdSupreme]

It IS a deck theme, and that's why I play Nicol Bolas

[@treclarke6102]

Tillamook extra sharp white cheddar

[@Faroonite]

How do you submit a decklist? I have a henzie deck and I really want to submit it.

[@CSDragon]

oh dang, how can I get my deck reviewed?

[@atevalve]

Somehow both of the first decks are devoted to gooning

[@worldofoblivion977]

0:32 WARFRAME REFERENCE???????????

[@lucyarisato6850]

You’re goddamn right it is.

[@Exile559]

Ohh god its my own deck..

[@kingofbudokai]

38 lands in commander is not, by any stretch of the imagination "too many lands" in most cases. Hell, as a rule you should almost never be running fewer than 36 if you don't want to miss land drops frequently. 40 lands should be your base line number (because that is the exact statistical equivalent of 24 land in a 60 card deck), and then you take 1 land out for every 2-3 ramp sources you have. If your deck isn't built around ramping, 38 lands is fine (especially if you have a lot of card draw or landfall effects.)

[@andersadams3750]

Day 7 of asking for Wilhelt the Rotcleaver for Spooky Season 💀

[@TheQueerLeaf]

😂