"Unfinity but I'm French" Can't Be Your Deck Theme | Commander Deck Roasting

[@ilshail153]

the immediate 5 stages of grief on seeing the full text lands in clamilton is truly magical

[@netmonmatt]

Its been so magical that I've watched this video three times. What an amazing deck.

[@Lightmagician60]

the fact he play tested the Clamilton Got the Unblockible Got the Untap Got the Top Rig into a Full text land. the RNG gods wanted to show him the glory of Clamilton

[@xxdd9270]

I've made it better since then and it always hits

[@Devlerbat]

He wasn't going to throw away his shot.

[@Xaxares]

@@xxdd9270 The Clam with the Golden Gun.

[@kevinxu8742]

Killing someone with Alexander clamilton from a full text land is the equivalent of villain monologuing before dropping them into a vat of acid

[@articerile]

Man, I had never thought of changing the language of cards for Clamilton. It makes sense to have the support of the French in that deck.

[@emacgggaming9732]

the Clamilton stays strapped

[@aidanobrien5591]

I never thought I would hear Mald utter the words 'tanned gyarus' but here we are

[@ben_smash191]

Imma be real w/ u i am 100% proxying that Alexander Clamiton deck and aiming it directly at my loved ones.

[@lucyarisato6850]

Hey y’all! If you’re watching this on release, Mald’s gonna be roasting more decks tomorrow (11/20)! Stop by Twitch or KZbin chat, come watch us get our decks kicked in live!

[@almond6520]

Makes me wonder how many Hare Apparent decks he’s gonna see.

[@exiledhero3791]

When though? In Texas time please

[@fearjunkie]

Can we submit decklists?

[@Essman614]

Wait these were roasts I thought this was just Mald's teaching style

[@GeneralJerrard101]

I'm glad that he gave me tips to improve MY Smeagol deck too. I'd like to point out how messed up roaming throne is when you pick Hobbit or Horror. Smeagol has two separate triggered abilities, so if a creature dies on your turn, on the end step, the trigger that tempts the ring triggers twice, and each of those triggers triggers his second ability, which triggers an additional time, resulting in quadruple trigger.

[@ambynavy]

I submitted a Smeagol deck a long time ago, and his face the entire time was just disgust. Eternity Vessel, OG Vorinclex, Roaming Throne... and its gotten even worse since lmao

[@Sassaparilla]

This reminds me of the horror that is Panharmonicon Roxanne. Did you cast her? Make two meteors. Oh those meteors entered? Deal 8 damage spread amongst 1-4 targets for doing nothing but spending Gruul Dumb-Dumb taxes. And you can dupe her combat triggers. Or even equip her with Helm of the Host. When asked why you would build your deck this way, throw rocks at target goon questioning you, just like our favorite Cat with the Gat.

[@spookstertheclown]

@@Sassaparilla Roxanne my beloved 🎉

[@alizah8042]

That Alexander Clamilton deck is godly I love it mad props to the person who made it!!!

[@syrelian]

OOGH, the Spellstutter Sprite alt art at the end fucking slew me, god thats cute

[@chasestetler]

God damn the Tim Walz line had me wheezing

[@Blackheartzero]

Alexander Clamilton deserves to be an official, non-joke MTG card.

[@bgammax5842]

Unfortunately that will never be possible for exactly this reason. We’re talking a ruling nightmare that gets every non-English card banned

[@Smokin_Choochang]

4:05 don’t be calling me out like that as I’m sittin with my rainbow galaxy playmat 😂

[@jaceg810]

While the french deck is funny, full text basic lands are reminder text I think. Not rules text. Thus, they don't provide a silly power boost.

[@underscore____4060]

Playing a land also doesn't count as casting

[@kylewatkins6861]

@@underscore____4060 The activated on Clamilton looks at the top card of the library, regardless of type.

[@alexanderblixt1221]

@@underscore____4060 The activated ability doesn't care about casting.

[@SirToastyToes]

They're not italicized which in silver border world means it's rules text (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

[@xxdd9270]

Reminder text is always put in brackets and the lines of text are not in brackets

[@xxdd9270]

Jokes on you i have the disibility called speaking french so translating the cards is no problem

[@mistamemewide]

Honestly, I have to respect the fact that he has Different languages cards to Activate Clamilton. It’s too fucking funny.

[@Xavi_Shado]

Unfortunately I do not think the alt languages actually work for Alexander Clamilton. According to one of MaRo's Drive to Work episodes (I'm remembering this from like 6 months ago), when an un-card is looking at another card for un-specific characteristics it looks at the English version specifically. Therefore, if the English version of the cards does not qualify for Wordy, nor would alt-language version

[@matthewgallaway3675]

Maro sucks then

[@victoriamcclure321]

speaking from playtesting experience: smeagol is a bastard commander only played by bastards that specializes in landscrewing the person you like the least. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF DENYING YOUR OPPONENTS LAND DROPS.

[@dunethewanderer8944]

I respect the hustle of the Clamilton deck but if you pull a French or, god forbid, *Italian* card on me I will reserve the right to go German on you.

[@aether6293]

I'm with mald, the only way this deck is allowed is that you are a linguist or at the bare minimum can pronounce the names of the cards

[@einstein951]

​@@aether6293 even better if they're a cunning linguist

[@Hazakura-in]

Malding at the Tutore Demoniaco

[@Sabshark]

When that Clamiton hits you have to start spitting bars

[@ceulgai2817]

Commander players: Please learn that Roaming Throne should only go into typal decks, not just any deck where your commander has a triggered ability.

[@pejman3]

I am french and I took that thumbnail personally :O

[@david21216]

That mic setup in the beginning had me focusing way too hard trying to understand what it was. My guess: standing reading light with a plastic spoon taped on it and the lapel mic attached to the spoon.

[@yungmythologist]

mindskinner goes in every single mill deck. mindskinner sweep. mindskinner for Mill President, that incumbent asshole jace had his term.

[@ColorfulHelices]

Counterpoint, French "Delay".

[@HeraldOfOpera]

I'll give you a pass for this one. Your sense of humor is a war crime, but at least you aren't sharking.

[@TitoRohwedder-my1nh]

True mill is simic- Altar of dementia and body of research

[@nicoharlan5703]

Not gonna lie, it took me more than three glances to realize you weren't wearing a durag

[@Markersify]

Basic land enjoyers

[@vaepuer2290]

I GOTTA get my shit roasted

[@SirKrrrapsalot]

I have a Clamilton deck in paper and it's not much better. It's all in English but there's far more silver stuff in it

[@randymarsh5176]

3:24 tanned gyarus are peak tho wdym😂

[@ildathet]

i'm french, i'll be the judge XD

[@LookADistarction]

What do we gotta get really? I’ll never knoow!

[@malgid9979]

The only way troper should have a different identity it's if they are a batman / bat girl / bat them

[@Nr4747]

Okay, but can Alexander Clamilton get it - or are you afraid he might have clamydia ?

[@kylelouthan4759]

Hey so as a newer player who has started using mox to build commander decks is there a way for my deck to be looked at so I can get feed back from those who have been playing a while?

[@landfilltarantulas4403]

Video 1 asking for Depala

[@Sharky_Arty]

I’m a nuisance! Arcanis the Omnipotent when??

[@RibusPQR]

Tanned gyarus is a good theme

[@Yakmage]

Day 17 of asking for half of my favorite deck with Katerina of myra's marvels

[@Bigman420ification]

Great stuff as always. Day 31 of asking for Mr Foxglove the Fursona of Kalia the Vast.

[@inhumANthropoid]

Holy shit... 3k for a joke?

[@Theray0evan]

they... literally stated theyd be using their school printer

[@Crushanator1]

It's the full text basics, which you could also very easily order from a proxy site for $1 a piece

[@apocalypticsword5524]

I hate the insane number of players at my lgs that have been trying to cheat by using cards in other languages so they can just claim it does whatever they say it does. (For reference my lgs is underneath a bank vault so we dont get reception, so no one can google cards to call them on their bs) But yeah, I've been playing a while, when you give me a standard card name I can pretty much tell you what it does, only really old or super underused cards, or fresh off wizards crack shelf cards get by me.

[@daylightforest6237]

Day 2 of asking for Bloodthirsty Conqueror

[@ScientistSalarian55]

Day 1 of asking for Ghalta and Mavren

[@psych0CS2]

Clamilton is absolutely foul. Unfinity, full text lands, and FRENCH? that is atrocious. The only thing it needs is a French delay (depending on your playgroup and how scuffed their humor is)

[@stroodlepup]

no.

[@ColorfulHelices]

Counterpoint, French "Delay".