Male otters sometimes hold pups for ransom under water to force the mother to give up her food. 🦦🍟

[@sunnyquinn3888]

Trauma therapists are probably one of the most lucrative careers in the otter community.

[@shadowscall7758]

Its even more lucrative in Quokka communities. The moms will literally leave the baby behind to escape predators.

[@angryotter9129]

It’s true.

[@driftingwolf0]

Coyote robber: give me your wallet. Quokka mom: AHHHHHHH! *unlatches baby harness and runs*

[@ZGlove.]

Well that would explain Samurott's Dark type.

[@jcgabriel1569]

You mean, being a therapist is an _otter-ly lucrative_ business to them...

[@casualmemer7789]

The sheer distress and concern in “All you do is eat the croutons!“ is peak voice acting

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

I wonder if there’s a restaurant where you can just order a bowl of croutons

[@Atetrigrams]

@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce. I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.

[@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557]

Its salad ​@@Atetrigrams

[@Atetrigrams]

@@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557 indeed.

[@rosetyong]

@@DefinitelyNotAFerretjust buy croutons

[@ichidubs5275]

This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water

[@Ilivedbih]

That's sad wth male otters are assholes

[@rachelhoward1970]

It’s an otter eat otter world out there.

[@erickakhan5567]

@@rachelhoward1970 I love this reply 😭

[@mythicxd8506]

​@@shareeve7597 I had a stroke comprehending whatever tf this means

[@danielhidalgo5311]

​@Allah_Loves_Forgives_and_Saves and what?

[@alexwelts2553]

A group of lobsters is called a risk. I can't believe how often this is correlated to seemingly non aquatic situations.

[@wyettastone]

Google says a group of lobsters is called a pod

[@alexwelts2553]

@@wyettastone I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.

[@alexwelts2553]

@@wyettastone dolphins and whales are pods. Ladybugs are a loveliness. I like things like this, I'll Go get lost on research I think.

[@alexwelts2553]

Weird, depending what the group of lobsters is doing, a risk, a pod, a team, a consortium, and a parade.

[@DaveYognaut]

@@alexwelts2553 A CONSORTIUM! 😂

[@kristianlicudan9983]

Oh man the kid is such a mood. He's like "yep, another day another ransom. Time to start waddling in the tank, I guess."

[@joshuam-vn9rd]

He has a name its kevin

[@mrclueuin]

😆

[@mrclueuin]

​@@joshuam-vn9rd😆😏

[@joshuam-vn9rd]

@mrclueuin it is though there's another short with him in it and he is called Kevin

[@Lazer_Specter]

He's probably friends with the lobsters at this point.

[@nordinreecendo512]

It isn't even the kid's birthday, Michael just really wanted some cake.

[@Nitro89]

I think it was the kids birthday not the dad

[@nordinreecendo512]

@@Nitro89 I never implied it was the dad's birthday.

[@OpalLeigh]

He actually just did the same thing with the waiter and threatened to put the kid under water until they promised to get him cake 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@yenlaj]

@@Nitro89you have to be a child lmao or illiterate because how did you get that information from that sentence

[@tiffanydoug5250]

😂😂😂

[@sii8311]

otters cuddling is always so cute and calming, and then they turn around and do all kinds of fucked up shit

[@SpoopySquid]

Dolphins: You are like baby. Watch this

[@leeknight9957]

I love this so much more because you're making satire of *actual* animal behaviour but dramatizing it with human values. Marvellous, thank you. c:

[@Cygnus0lor]

Thanks for explaining the entire ideology of the channel. I, as the plebeian that I am could not understand it alone.

[@another_autistic_idiot]

​@@Cygnus0lor and thanks for showing me why people don't directly tell others exactly what they really like about things.

[@populuseuphratica8791]

Bro you literally typed the definition of Anthropomorphism.

[@leeknight9957]

@@Cygnus0lor Why is it that people like you feel the need to defecate on another's appreciation? Is it some contempt for another person's joy? It's suggestive that you're a miserable c*** and perhaps you should just stfu if you've got nothing nice to say.

[@leeknight9957]

@@populuseuphratica8791 Yes, I like using little words so that I'm not misinterpreted by the troglodytes...

[@DeTAYL.]

The kid is so used to it 😂

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

lol, that's my favorite part. The kid just paddling his feet.

[@Devin-hg8cq]

I mean, he *should* be used to it, he's an otter for crying out loud.

[@splitdragon3004]

@@Devin-hg8cq you don’t get use to being drowned. If she doesn’t give the food they actually will kill the baby

[@wolfdragon1150]

Thats what i was thinking

[@splitdragon3004]

@@jimmyc42x ….. that makes zero sense. The father was drowning the pup to get food. You think otters breathe water?

[@daspacepope]

I like how the kid starts to paddle when they get put into the water.

[@teasingmarmalade4537]

Me too it's like it's a normal occurrence to him

[@jimsmith3715]

Kid is in on the job to get food

[@dollydraws]

Here b4 its too comment :)

[@NEWBREAKFAST21]

​@@jimsmith3715 hate to break it to you, the dad isn't gonna share the french fry.

[@robisfantasticutube]

The lobsters start to pinch as he lowers as well.

[@zwinny0408]

Male otters and Male dolphins are the real villains of the ocean.

[@joeyboudreaux8504]

Male dolphins have been know to grape female swimmers. They have a bone in their junk, swim suit doesn't stop em.

[@CrabSpu]

@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time

[@play-fool]

​@@joeyboudreaux8504 and each other!!! male otters will also grape otter pups.

[@dollyphins]

@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening. it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.

[@dollyphins]

@@joeyboudreaux8504it’s only considered r4pe to us. animals don’t have any concept of it!

[@purplenickname]

Michael then proceeded to celebrate his incredible victory by cherishing his hard earned fry during the next couple of hours

[@anthonycurby4606]

Fact. Bro was just holding it and staring at it lol

[@haveagoodday9700]

"MICHAEL YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME" 💀

[@fedora_frog]

Hahahaha

[@certified_l0ser]

lmao

[@Golems_wrath]

What a fantastic woke quote and video. Now give me 1k likes it’s finally time since I deserve it.

[@roxas5071]

​@@Golems_wrathwhat?

[@someguyand...whatever23]

@@roxas5071 These mfs are just on some bullshittery don't given them attention

[@dcbandit]

It's literally the kid's birthday, and his dad is there dunking him into a lobster tank for French fries.

[@davemiller638]

Like a father should

[@Choco_paz]

*When you realize he has 2 dads

[@abarbienamedken3334]

​@@Choco_paz wut?

[@nigo8264]

@@Choco_paz what

[@bigshrekhorner]

​@@Choco_pazIt's the mother, the title literally says the male is requesting food from the mother

[@myracle97]

The mom putting her face in her palms at the end was hilariously sad. Holding your son for ransom… at his birthday party? 😂😂😂

[@FlyingProbe]

I love how the lobsters are reaching out for the kid 😂

[@RandomOnePerson]

The fact that this was the child’s birthday dinner made me bust out laughing

[@demongodking6681]

Man this guy almost gave the child otter the bite of 87 treatment

[@priestesslucy3299]

I mean... Otters love shellfish. That Lobster was perfect for the kid. Still moving too!

[@lollsazz]

You wouldn't be if you saw this happening in the wild

[@wildfire9280]

@@demongodking6681 his name is even Michael

[@demongodking6681]

​@@wildfire9280 Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother

[@zcarp8642]

Double fact! Baby sea otter are so buoyant its practically impossible for them to sink or dive

[@Michael_McMaster]

Triple fact! Sea otters are known to rape and kill seal pups

[@Row_dog]

Don't believe me just watch-

[@junethanoschurchill6750]

@@Row_dog’cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya

[@Row_dog]

@@junethanoschurchill6750 Haven't heard that in a while.

[@Kiro_ii]

@@junethanoschurchill6750i love you for thus

[@liamalexander6863]

A mother goes through SO MUCH 😂❤❤❤

[@markmartinez927]

I love the lobsters immediate excitement to see the kid in their tank

[@GalacticGab]

The little kicking of his legs, I oddly find that adorable

[@lucidwitch9738]

I otterly find that adorable

[@FrisibleConfusion]

@@lucidwitch9738 otterly

[@quickstep2408]

its also just a reaction for an otter once their feet are in water haha

[@Godoudama]

​@@FrisibleConfusion --> Joke YOU

[@Lalitaredwings]

I find that otterly adorable* ;)

[@AlexRVX8]

Kid: **silently acquires trauma**

[@jakeflores4625]

KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW

[@nonas.2888]

Poor Kevin

[@szeth5287]

He got a lobster out of it so it’s fine

[@pandaboi551]

First the 3/8 tool now this

[@BreadGuy.]

nah he's chill like that

[@-JesterJam-]

THE PAIN IN ‘All you do is eat the croutons!’-

[@user-hw5cx3xl3w]

I love how the little brother’s not even phased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pittiebaby]

Son

[@mosanso]

This is basically a core memory from my childhood frame by frame.

[@jazmineraymond7495]

You're dad put you in a lobster tank????

[@robbinormaza9932]

You had people come up to you and sang happy birthday on your 5th birthday after just being dunked in the lobster tank?

[@The-EJ-Factor]

@@robbinormaza9932Yep, he ate all the croutons too!

[@Sing_A_Rebel_Song]

Are you an otter?

[@Asherbird25]

Are you real?

[@riotjohnson889]

This is hilarious, the fact that the mom is a male voice, that Michael doesn’t talk but mean business, and that the kid has no idea what’s going on on his birthday but looks down at the rank of lobsters and starts swimming his feet

[@EdwinMaarleveld]

Yeah. They're two dads.

[@EmyN]

People are gay, Steven

[@riotjohnson889]

@@EdwinMaarleveldlol read the description, it’s a mother otter

[@HoodedLunar]

the absolute brainworms to percieve this as anything else but a man voice acting for a mother.

[@Fqllout]

@@HoodedLunar dude, its obviously a gay couple, and im a trump voter, you may have those worms

[@ItsShatter]

As a “Michael” that just started to eat more salads, this is oddly relatable.

[@ihaveyouraddress4922]

hi

[@ArsalanRanger-mk7fx]

"Why did you even order a salad, u hate salad 💀 "

[@cyberwarlord7363]

Obvious answers. It was for her....

[@Lego_Deadpool2023]

“All you do is eat the croutons” 💀

[@TheMeloettaful]

​​@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!

[@shelbybayer200]

​@@TheMeloettaful Pretty sure that's the Dad As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food. It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children

[@PoorLittleRhubarbLovesMooing]

@@shelbybayer200 Dads are always ridiculous

[@tommyfishhouse8050]

No joke. Sea otters are some of the most terrifying amoral little things mother nature's test kitchen ever came up with.

[@cookingwithtabitha]

Makes sense, they are a mustelid.

[@cp9k3]

And then there are dolphins who actively.. you know what, just ... just looking up

[@vee1267]

Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”

[@esceneknausicalci]

Mustelids are cute and incredibly based.

[@mooglew1705]

​@@cookingwithtabithaThat explains everything.

[@NandUzi851]

Poor Kevin he needs a bit a therapy and hugs a lot of hugs

[@TheRealAkechiGoro]

"The pinch of '87" 💀

[@Woodlandbish]

the little leggy flaps he does is so adorable 😭😭😭

[@Onnamusic]

Leg flaps *

[@egchama]

@@Onnamusicleggy flaps*

[@SomeBoyHere]

​@@egchamaleg flaps* /j

[@noobsquad1236]

@@SomeBoyHereleggy flaps*

[@The_Red_Mist541]

Leg flappys *

[@P3wP3wPanda]

Maybe Michael's still sore that Kevin took so long to get the fire extinguisher

[@chrissyhill7890]

Buhahha😂

[@Falinkslord12]

Maybe Kevin got the flint.

[@Subsaibot2526]

THE 3'8s!

[@iluvpinkandgold]

😂😂😂

[@kevinmorrice]

in my defence, i am an otter

[@plantsssgore..1141]

“Fine you win Micheal!, have a French fry!” *micheal death staring the mom while dipping the child* “OH MY GOD! MICHEAL STOP!”

[@SpiritualSpark108]

I love that these reflect real behaviours that happen in nature

[@HoodedLunar]

damn you are so smart

[@gianttacogod]

Micheal isn’t really wanting the fries he wants to send the message

[@TimRom-dy4sx]

O he wants the burger!

[@taylorlane8257]

The message that he's a POS. Male otters suck lol

[@mrbulldog6043]

It's not about the French fries it's about sending a message

[@justsomeguy922r3]

Everyone drowns.

[@BurningSuperSaiyan]

​@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.

[@mwperk02]

I appreciate the hollow happybirthday song from the employees really captures how soulless restaurant work is for the minimum wage guy.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined. By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better. Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.

[@maybemablemaples2144]

​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@maybemablemaples2144 I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into. So you’re smart to avoid it.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Or maybe they're just trying to recover from what they just witnessed. 🤣

[@notsans9995]

Yeah that's why i dont bother tipping anymore, they're giving mw the same shit service regardless.

[@someone2506]

"you're not getting a chip!" (swedish plumber)

[@eliguerrero171]

I love the fact that it's two "otters" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedarkgenious7967]

I love the lobsters noticing the lowering and perking up like they're ravenous little sea-bugs about to get their dinner.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

"THE ONE WHO CRUNCHES US IS DEFENSELESS. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED."

[@redjoker365]

Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

​@redjoker365 that's why they have rubber bands on their claws

[@meager992]

They're literally ravenous little sea bugs, lol

[@luckas221a]

​@@redjoker365 okay I went to look it up and it's absolutely INSANE that lobsters can and will actually survive for a year without food

[@woodlogs4885]

My new knowledge of this fact has forever changed my marriage and parenting style. Thank you NaturalHabitatShorts for opening my eyes.

[@HumbleDial]

... Do you... Have you done this??

[@That1PANcake-mj1yv]

@HumbleDial You haven’t?

[@Bug0-0]

@@HumbleDial Desperate times call for desperate measures…

[@KageKobushi]

@@HumbleDial Why else would you have children aside from bargaining chips?

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

I take it you've been banned from all of the nearby seafood restaurants by now? XD

[@user-ve6dy5bx6y]

The fact he started wiggling hia flippers is just so cute😂

[@collegerebel]

These shorts are so much better than on tv or streaming!😂 Also, I love how Michael's just holding the one fry and staring at it!🤣

[@HerculesBallsInc]

Reminds me of mother bears who teach their children to climb trees by scaring them to death, but will do so to keep them away from their father.

[@Turagrong]

their...?

[@Emphetic]

​@@Turagrongwhat are you questioning about this?

[@nilanjasa007]

​@@TuragrongYou don't know how plural pronoun works? 🤔

[@thaloblue]

@@Turagrongdo you know what pronouns are? They’re not new.

[@zombieboss5178]

@@thaloblue when the retard tiktokers try and correct someone

[@PhantoMace2012]

The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.

[@TheBigBadRaven]

Fr tho

[@ryebeth1]

“You hate salads” made me laughing out loud

[@1stAmendmentorDie1776]

Haha the baby otter instinctually starts to paddle.

[@Aragem]

This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.

[@thechaddict5560]

Cuz it's very normal..... For otters

[@thatvalensteingirl]

The music is from Game of Thrones. When you hear "The Rains of Castamere" you know it's about to go down.

[@aguywithsocks]

there name is kevin

[@trevalyan006]

What gets me is how the lobsters wave their little pincers. "I know who's eating, and it ain't not me." 🦞

[@randomguyontheinternet5367]

What a lovely totally not toxic relationship they have

[@HJ10]

Well, as it’s common for male otters to be god damn psycho paths, then yes, it actually is xD

[@MCheshire]

​@@victorkreig6089 go touch grass

[@VatisTheBard]

​@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?

[@victorkreig6089]

@VatisTheBard that isn't at all what's being displayed

[@orionsionnach]

@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic. Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on KZbin.

[@mayajasinski5972]

And that is why I have problems with ppl stealing my food. Lol

[@laraendlight9887]

And this isn't even the worst thing male otters do

[@terribleeditor4556]

I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence

[@clyde-or-monty]

the wife? wherez the wife? /j

[@blueyandicy]

it's a fry lol

[@Cinnaschticks]

That's a french fry 😂

[@Inverted135]

Y isn't this comment more popular

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

let's not forget there is also a lobster on the table, which means the kid was dunked further and one of the lobster got to him.

[@stavkous4963]

Im glad the bunny is still alive

[@samualandrade3570]

M O U T H

[@falnica]

It's another bunny

[@pseudotasuki]

All rabbits look the same to you, huh?

[@BrandonMichelle]

MOUTH

[@lionelwhiskerknot]

But likely homeless.

[@Locopueblo]

Lmao this was funnier than it needed to be and the balloons and singers at the end set me over the edge

[@theyusane668]

Manly is actually scarily good at this, i’d spend hours on this game instead of manly’s 20

[@glowworm2]

There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"

[@Zela_Night]

Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.

[@shaynewheeler9249]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@markperez1375]

Wife? Thought it was a male that likes wearing pink.

[@smalcal6365]

​@@markperez1375😐😑😐

[@kikiblue7169]

@@markperez1375 "to force the mother to give up her food" was a clue

[@CannedCornChip]

People named Michael aren't usually the nicest on birthdays, especially to the birthday boy

[@pranavsuresh6808]

can confirm, iv'e seen one end up in the hospital....in a coma

[@CannedCornChip]

@@pranavsuresh6808 I've seen someone.... lose their frontal lobe to a Michael on their birthday

[@whywouldyoucare]

Thats EXACTLY the moral of this story! 100 points!

[@smittersiscool134]

juhygtfrgthyjuhygtfyhujhgfrtghyjuuhgfgthyujhgfdefrgtyh

[@theogaxolotl]

well i can't escape fnaf , not even on someone's else's channel

[@udontknowmeno]

I love that they portrayed the otters with the French fry conundrum many human relationships struggle with 😂

[@ClovesnSpice]

Sometimes I forget that Kevin is from these shorts so there's just a moment where I'm staring at my Kevin plushie wondering why it's so incredibly similar

[@Raize-Ikki]

“Daddy why did you eat my fries.” - some vampire queen

[@darkdusk55]

Best comment

[@senpai_mangue6141]

daddy, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries and i cried, but you didnt see my cry 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 daddy, do you even love me well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 what kind of dad eats his daughters fries and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

[@mountainstream8718]

​@@senpai_mangue6141the fact that I remember each line after all these years- 💀

[@devonscotsmen2379]

Don't get it 🤔😐

[@devonscotsmen2379]

​@@senpai_mangue6141 doesn't make any sense YOOOOOO

[@shatzy2688]

Man if otters had divorce laws, that mama is gonna get custody of the kid 100%

[@anamericancelt6534]

Not if they hold the kids ransom over that.

[@seafreak2237]

Or the judge’s kid

[@galdoug8918]

Damn, too bad divorce is illegal in Otterland.

[@frandurrieu6477]

Nah micheal is going tonhild the judge's kid for ransom

[@VarshaaKirubakaran]

Plot twist the kid likes being in the water that’s why he seems so chill

[@stitchable1890]

I love the game of thrones BGM haha❤

[@nidhis8441]

i am neither a male nor an otter but i would totally do that for food

[@Kluh__]

The little feet kicks while the kid just accepted his fate was adorable! 😅 You've got a new subscriber.

[@mito._]

Otter instincts.

[@jakeflores4625]

KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW

[@djneonreaper4990]

It's like he's trying to swim!

[@Kluh__]

@@djneonreaper4990 It reminds me of when you hold a puppy over water and they just start swimming in the air. 😄

[@djneonreaper4990]

@@Kluh__ exactly my thoughts!

[@yuji_butterflyboy]

I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂

[@shortsandgameplay37]

Both

[@JhadeSagrav]

_"Why did you even ORDER a salad?? You HATE salads!!"_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nothanksplease]

id stop taking him out

[@joshuamoua9226]

This is an animated short. Its his first time doing anything

[@Ratelps]

​@@joshuamoua9226 🤓☝️

[@L2macho]

Funny how it's other wsy around in human society

[@kalanievans1154]

Nah it goes both ways and then some fam😂

[@ruthquaak8410]

The otter way of telling your wife she needs to get on a diet.😂😂😂

[@Mallenaudrix]

Yup I was confused too. Its two males, even though that’s not possible, copulation wise.

[@Inkiboi]

Micheal is that one guy who eats everyone’s food but doesn’t share.

[@TombNGloom]

FR

[@michaelaguilera6946]

):

[@boxboxer4183]

Lemme introduce myself

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

He's the guy who goes "can I have a zip/taste" and takes the full plate or downs like half the drink if you let him.

[@marce420.7]

fr hate people like that you want some of my food we are going to have to let me take a bite once too lol

[@Phosphorus116]

You try to drown one kid and suddenly everyone's on to you calling mean names like "a bad father" or "I'm calling CPS"

[@joeysmith7296]

Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"

[@Phosphorus116]

@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill

[@Phosphorus116]

@@towerofgodfan4107 Real, they run to their twitters after they see just a little senseless and comedic killing, modern society am I right?

[@WhatIsSanity]

In my experience when someone tries and fails to drown you, you're the one getting in trouble.

[@gamergodofjustice]

​@@Phosphorus116because you ruined the prank bro.

[@travjt2]

You know he wants stuff that bad when the violin song from the boys season 2 starts playing

[@a57rich94]

Everything I know about Otters paints them to be pretty messed up creatures which is funny given how cute they all are

[@LincTL]

The song in the background is called “ruthless desire” which sums up the otter dad’s behavior perfectly.

[@Spanner249]

That’s actually really clever

[@-SweetCheesecake-]

:O

[@stevensilvainus6084]

Thank you

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Otter dynasty on Max

[@rrrr7243]

Thank you! I appreciate you saying what song this is.

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

Michael’s gonna want that cake too…

[@SDAL_YT]

😟

[@legotaro6432]

Which one 😏

[@skipythebest]

⁠@@legotaro6432sussy

[@katiemagonia-green6876]

He meant the kid’s birthday cake, you goobers.

[@bomberbosses4707]

@@katiemagonia-green6876 he wants the kid's cake? that's kind of messed up...

[@Luzztec]

It really do hit different tho 😭

[@wDStarDust]

What a memorable 5th birthday 🎈 🦦 The kid the whole time: 🫥 "tuesdays"

[@leonardticsay8046]

But it happens every time they go out. It’s a thing they do.

[@IgnoredAdviceProductions]

Mm yes the kid was a box the whole time

[@leonardticsay8046]

@@IgnoredAdviceProductions a questionable box.

[@Torikaro.Edits_]

Fello android users 🗿

[@victorowen2592]

Mightve been evry birthday 😂😂😂

[@qwertyui0981]

God I love my otter dads and Kevin 😂😂😂😂

[@fayeslover]

"All you do is eat the croutons!" I feel attacked lmao

[@queeffairy]

I'm guilty myself I load my salads with croutons there was a brand that I can't find anymore tasted like grilled cheese was awesome 😂

[@Tipsy_Turby]

SAME LMAO

[@Zane-It]

Why not just order the croutons in a bowl?

[@queeffairy]

@@Zane-It need those veggies 😅

[@Zane-It]

@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well

[@ericoliver6823]

He didn't order a salad for himself. He ordered it for her 😭

[@zikkreal]

They're gay

[@roseywosey4973]

@@zikkreal "to force the mother"... the voice actor is just a guy

[@Ennar]

@@zikkreal spoiler alert: gay otters don't have pups. Pups are actually raised by single moms.

[@heytherefellowpeople8392]

@@zikkreal nobody gives a damn if they're gay

[@dexterwilliams2520]

@@zikkrealEven assuming they were in a relationship like that, "mother x son" isn’t how homosexuality works. That’s how Alabama works.

[@KhanhNguyen-hd7ws]

Poor Kevin

[@Snowlily01]

Seeing stuff like this just shined more light on why god has told humans not to be like animals .

[@yeetboi3863]

Good to see the bunny changing careers to run away from that chipmunk

[@BrandonMichelle]

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE! MOUTH

[@jomarcentermjm]

MMMMMOUTHHH

[@yurukiiOWO]

*mouth*

[@TimRom-dy4sx]

"mouth."

[@momo_cat]

“All you do is eat the croutons” 😂 holy moly the likes…

[@sanshbros7962]

I felt the pain in his voice when he said that...

[@momo_cat]

@@sanshbros7962 thanks for reminding me of this comment :)

[@scarfie5877]

literally me

[@glitxhz]

That’s what I do😭😭

[@creepzy9582]

@@sanshbros7962he?

[@KatNPant]

I love the way this channel provides actual animal facts with aninated comedy skits

[@infectacator]

The little kid did not understand that he was legit about to get drowned

[@sicuw1773]

This was actually sad to watch, poor mother otter 💀

[@parrotshootist3004]

Until you realise its a kink game, she instigated.

[@kr1ptex933]

So stressed that she lost her whiskers as the cake was coming

[@the_last_ballad]

Any particular reason you think the deep voiced otter is female? They have feminine voice actors on the channel...

[@NoOne-zg7mb]

​@@the_last_balladBecause of the caption on the short

[@hidden_host]

​@@the_last_balladbro really thought they had a gotcha moment but forgot about the title

[@myrasvlogs787]

I like how the lobsters were ready for the baby too🦞 😂

[@Galiant2010]

Nice use of that Game of Thrones song from the final seasons. One of the better things we got from it lol.

[@rohanmandlik601]

Mother's love....for her child..

[@imbadatusernames8206]

Michael really wanted those fries. Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭

[@sugarpaws6753]

He wanted it so badly

[@PangolinPictures]

He would kill for fries

[@freda2758]

And the burger, apparently. 😂

[@omak544]

He wanted the whole thing 😭

[@hebleh5771]

Maybe he wanted her to eat salad?😂😂😂

[@seeagle.-]

"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD YOU HATE SALADS"

[@Chuckysta]

Damn thank you for quoting the fuckin video holy shit i did not know what was being said...

[@seeagle.-]

@@Chuckysta oh my god thank you so much for describing what i typed into the comment section very helpful tysm

[@The14Core]

​@@seeagle.- holy shit, thanks for explaining what's going on in the comments

[@kevincockerham3806]

​@@The14Coreholy shit, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not paying.

[@ColinPaddock]

Holy shit, this is so meta…😮

[@sashasbox]

His little flippers/feet paddling as he goes into the tank 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Odenlord]

Moral of the story: If your husband is an otter, don’t go to restaurants with water tanks.

[@nothereforit.605]

And you know Michael still expects a “worlds best dad” mug for Father’s Day.

[@wasssyup]

And if he doesn't get it... Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE SHOOTS MY BRAINS O- 🎉

[@wasssyup]

And if he doesn't get it... Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE-🎉

[@demongodking6681]

Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother

[@frederickdawson2253]

Whats dope is that the son is internalizing this and will 100% do it to his son

[@TheShire26]

Hurray for cyclical trauma and behavior 🎉🎉

[@jakeflores4625]

KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW

[@PeptoAbismol]

otters are some wacky critters

[@tweek_the_freak3644]

Easiest claw machine I've ever seen

[@StinkyGrayBear]

I love how this channel talks about fun facts of animals but also makes them into funny talking animals as well based off what they do in nature

[@bryonrobinson2799]

Kevin being more stressed about grabbing the fire extinguisher than getting drowned really says a lot about Lebron’s legacy

[@spacewolfcub]

Oh, wait that explains so much… Kevin didn’t get the fire extinguisher on purpose! He’s always getting drowned by Michael, it’d be poetic irony if Michael died by fire… What we saw was Kevin’s distress at realizing what a dark choice he had made…

[@asmokeus]

hey. What

[@spoingelerboib]

"All you do is eat the croutons" Bro is litteraly me fr

[@flowersent9614]

Damn you also threaten to murder ur own child for some food

[@MarvelousKhari]

​@@flowersent9614yeah

[@ChameleonboiVR]

Bruh I’m literally the opposite of that

[@noahbabcock5307]

This is the experience i had at all my birthdays. My dads name was even micheal.

[@EmoSnowman]

“Why’d you even order a salad! You hate salads! All you do is eat the croutons!” I will be quoting this from now on