Mall Santa Killer Thinks He's a Genius. The Disturbing Case of Cristobal Meninguez

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Get 1 month for free on a 2-year plan here ➼ nordvpn.com/WizardsWithGuns It's risk-free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee!

[@LeeFromAsia]

Lol! That was amazing!

[@barzdinstone3831]

You should get Arby's to sponsor you, I'm going to go get some beef n chedders, or maybe a geero

[@krimpylinguist2044]

You should have these criminals get slowly smarter, so that by the end one of them actually escapes

[@orangejuice5435]

​@@LeeFromAsiaI like how every interrogation video references breaking bad the movie.

[@ronmit-p5g]

salt

[@Joel-Haver]

These ones are phenomenal, such a great parody. Shame to hear about Tanny though.

[@rileybonkers9716]

Poggers

[@_Encie]

I think her name was Taffy

[@fernbear3950]

I really didn't think they were brave enough to include the roats bef in there but wow my goshies goodness they di

[@theyearwas1473]

Poor toffy

[@yeahg420]

Its okay, she’s alive and safe at a ruth’s chris steakhouse Edit: nevermind.

[@BlairCarlyle]

“A Yamaha standup won’t do the trick” is an incredible line

[@CoachNoWins]

"She's a beast"

[@exzyyd392]

Heard he said the same when requesting she be hit by a bike

[@SilverTriforce25]

@@exzyyd392 Good comment, underrated.

[@Jebu911]

Amazing line really

[@achronos178]

I lost it around there

[@guytorie]

"I... assume you'll provide the piano." "This recording stops here." I bet they both broke a millisecond afterwards

[@trollster7133]

I’m very disappointed that the narrator didn’t say “He didn’t hire not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, not ten, not eleven, but twelve hitmen.”

[@sebastianordonez2252]

Missed opportunity 😭

[@sammygriffith9198]

(Narrator voice) 1 of which was wearing a suit of armor

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

One the twelfth day of Hitmas...

[@PleaseSayNiceThingsToMeONLY]

Baba

[@hush6149]

@@BerryTheBnnuylmao

[@bwarrent]

"But with honor, like a samurai." Cracked me up so hard I didn't even hear the rest of the methods.

[@ImADeity]

Seppuku at Arby's

[@opheliarosewood7847]

The narrator seems like the kind of guy to know the difference between a flail and a mace

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

😂

[@brunosales7973]

Agreed

[@insidemyhead22]

Clearly he's unhinged. No sane person would order a gyro without tsatziki sauce

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

fr

[@pedroyamaguchi9983]

@d3_gx697 we got him

[@nopenope9118]

@d3_gx697wait… you don’t like sauce? Like any sauce, ever? No ketchup? No mustard? No bbq? I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.

[@e2b265]

@d3_gx697I get that but please just don’t eat chicken completely dry

[@tinaperez7393]

​@d3_gx697Well good luck to you making your way in this world of nothing but sauces. Geez. 😂

[@Jordan-df6ps]

i love how he says the username was found on 4chan implying this mall santa payed for 4chan vip and then they showed chat logs from something thats not 4chan

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

There is a pay feature? For 4chan? And the people that do it aren't instantly trolled to oblivion by Anons? Man, 4chan aint what it used to be...partially thankfully.

[@Jordan-df6ps]

@@justinlast2lastharder749 yeah its called 4chan gold or smt and usually they do get trolled. they also added captchas that are pretty difficult and for a while there was like a 300 second wait before you could post anything

[@mofka26]

I don't think a thing like that exists? There is something called "tripcodes" which can be used a usernames but that is completely free. The only thing I could find about paying for something on 4chan is just a pass that is 20$/yr to bypass reCAPTCHAs.

[@Joural0401]

​@@justinlast2lastharder749Nah unless I'm terribly mistake you can still just have a trip whenever you want, 4chan vip or w/e it's called just lets you skip out on the bot checks

[@Jordan-df6ps]

@Distorted_Pieces yeah no shit, just because it's not real doesn't mean continuity isn't important

[@chippler5822]

The slow fade in of his wife when he says she is gorgeous, like it's some gotcha because it's very obvious she isn't gorgeous. Just fucking killed me dead

[@chudleyflusher7132]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👍💀

[@yuki97kira]

It was a little detail but the timing is so comedic

[@Carboy45]

😐

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Lmfao it's so perfect

[@ssebasgoo]

Beauty takes a lot of forms, I guess...

[@holymolee1525]

I love how both of these JCS parodies mention the breaking bad move😂, I really hope it becomes a running joke if they make more of these!!!

[@zacharyfalvo2998]

Honestly, one of my favorite movies.

[@Ghostface_killer]

Nice profile pic broseffe

[@SilverTriforce25]

Do you not know how Great the breaking bad Movie is?

[@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets]

there is a breaking bad movie though

[@The_Devils_reject]

Love the infamous pfp.

[@Senizagam71]

Seeing the '.gov' had me dead omfg 🤣

[@pixels_and_plants]

This honestly played out like an arrested development episode, more than the psychology channel lol

[@nathanielreichley4640]

The narration does seem similar that's true!

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

I need guac.

[@pedroherrera5864]

Best comment

[@zerodark3505]

They didn’t catch the 13th hitman, the officer who brought the wife to Ruth’s

[@nicestpancake]

Ur so right

[@LadyPallas]

They were all undercover cops.

[@reddytoplay9188]

The thirteenth one was an uncover hitman. The cops never knew. @@LadyPallas

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

10:00 “Well done, 47! Don’t forget to tip the wait-staff.”

[@bosstoober8782]

I love how when he starts talking about how much he loves his wife her photo fades in as if to say "Really? Her? Likely story"

[@snicksandstones]

The other criminal interview is like my favorite video on KZbin this is gonna be awesome

[@BumlinsDrinkWater]

What video? There’s like a million criminal interview videos on youtube

[@reesespuffs8998]

@@BumlinsDrinkWater they mean the other one that these guys did.

[@colton7345]

@@BumlinsDrinkWater new to the channel I presume?

[@MikeHawk-tg4lo]

It's nokeric and mammothinspace in the other video, so good

[@EnclaveSgt]

Yes the other one was hilarious and so is this

[@c02m1c3]

i absolutely loved the original JCP parody. amazing this had become a series

[@IvanVKlik]

JCP: John Can't Pee

[@aleks_ivanov]

JCP: Jennifer Can't Park

[@yuki97kira]

JCP: James' cooled potatoes

[@notaprogamer2782]

JCP: Jeff Can't Play

[@CHotell96]

JCP: JC Penny

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What's other insane requests did Cristobal make to "take care" of his wife?

[@weewoogee]

i thought he disliked his wife

[@OmnitrixIX]

"Challenge her to a duel, maybe it'll be less suspicious"

[@mewingdaspider7818]

He asked the 2nd hitman to challenge his wife to a Pokémon battle, and when she lost, BRICK TO THE HEAD! Emotional trauma, then physical trauma.

[@cynical5062]

"Drown her. In wet milk."

[@mr.sandals2704]

chase her into a tunnel, but the tunnel is a painting on the wall... also- wear a coyote suit

[@philburdell9235]

I didn't read the description or look at any channel information before pressing play and I 100% thought this was completely real all the way until the interrogator tries to restrain Cristobal.

[@penguinsrbirds2]

...The fact that they triumphantly declared "We got him!" after using his Arby's order to pin murder on him didn't tip you off? Or the "With honor. Like a samurai."? Or the DARTH VADER MASK?? Or am I r/whooshing really hard right now?

[@philburdell9235]

@@penguinsrbirds2 It didn't, and I was having a blast thinking all of that was real.

[@Corey_Tenderson]

I thought it was real at first two, but I’m astonished that it took you that long. “But with honor, like a samurai” didn’t tip you off? Or when he was dressed as Darth Vader? The salt thing?

[@philburdell9235]

@@Corey_Tenderson I was just along for the ride, my dude.

[@xxxnapoleon69]

The piano thing didn’t make you realize?

[@castle9165]

“Make it look like an accident.” * slowly offers banana to hitman *

[@TetanusSnowfall]

The means of murder sequence was my favourite part. The delivery was perfect for someone insane enough to contract a hit on his wife several days in a row. Or at all, I guess. Also glad to see you boys getting sponsored!

[@louieishehe3419]

have you seen breaking bad... the movie

[@joelhaggis5054]

The fact that an actual lawyer reacted to this skit is hilarious.

[@Aveisinpain]

Who?

[@alexn5743]

​@@AveisinpainAttorney Tom I actually recommend looking up his reaction, it's both hilarious AND educational

[@tonygarcia6862]

"So tell me about your wife" ..... "Who?" 😂😂😂

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

They have so many things in common... Like their phone...

[@FreeJazzEnthusiast]

The fact that he was using a name on 4chan, an anonymous image board, really ties together the image of him being an idiot.

[@user-ym8zp6ld4e]

And the site ending in a government domain (.gov)

[@MPHJackson7]

I imagine that the anons directed him to hitmen purely out of pity.

[@hoyter_toyter8793]

I regularly watch police interrogations. I clicked on this and assumed it was part of my normal feed. Took me a couple of minutes to realize it was satire; some people are really this bad at lying and think they are so smart. Spectacular work gentlemen.

[@Sam-um1wr]

The fact that I thought this was real speaks volumes about both my frail grasp on reality as well as the insain world we live in where this sort of thing isn't unheard of

[@gamingandwhatevs]

I mean, the sketch does take place in Florida.

[@RobertTheDasher]

Honestly I did too

[@LozadaPR]

i didn't realize until the darth vader mask lmao

[@someguywithamic9]

i was listening to this like a podcast, I came back to check comments. The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be real

[@Oogadyman]

@@LozadaPRsame

[@mulethedonkey2579]

Cristobal Meninguez was released and cleared of all charges due to a Miranda Rights violation.

[@sharrpshooter1]

This was absolutely amazing, this always shows off these guys writing skills

[@daisycrude]

I stupidly fell for this again and nearly pooped myself once I realized it was you guys. Great job, fellas!

[@kiartoons2010]

Jokes aside, "She's always on my mind, she's always on my hitlist" is such a threating line

[@TrentLenkarski]

Salt in the cup... oldest trick in the book...

[@Ismatic1906]

4:37 This was the second I realized he hired assassins cause no one without murderous intent has watched Breaking Bad, The Movie

[@mcbeenerd]

"..hHWhA-?" before the pause gets me every time! 😆🤣

[@qcycl1c898]

Congrats on the sponsorship! You really are growing fast after all this time

[@SeaOdeEEE]

This is some of the best parody I've ever seen! You got the mannerisms of the narrator down so perfect that anything said could pass as legit if this video was just played in the background. I really hope this becomes a series!

[@afjer]

Lol. Great parody. The idea of a specific menu item being so rarely ordered that it's personally identifiable had me laughing. In all seriousness, though, they could have used DNA from the cup.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

The police treated her to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse?? Wow, now I want my husband to hire a hit man for ME!!

[@MisterFleshcage]

I clicked on this thinking it was another true crime video because I do watch a lot of true crime channels, but as I was listening to it, it was so outrageous and funny, I had to look. Thanks, WWG, this made my morning!

[@ngossett75]

Those bullets at 9:28 must have missed Cristobal and hit me, cause that bit slayed me

[@owenfell9603]

That thumbnail was so on point I scrolled by multiple times thinking it was an hour long JCP video.

[@donaldoconner]

I love that the best photo of her is a cropped Chuck E. Cheese photo

[@Danjor369]

The moment you realize this is not real, is when the detective gives him salt.

[@Hal_2189]

"not even Mrs. Clause can have a sip!" lmfao

[@SuperMrHiggins]

When he throws the salt? Gold, absolute comedy gold.

[@specialforces3114]

holy shit, the funniest part of this video to me was probably not what you would expect. "She choked on a ribeye at Ruth's Chris. She died instantly." the implication that she went from just beginning to choke, to 100% dead, instantly, is hilarious to imagine.

[@yawnberg]

Absolutely flummoxed that Arby's didn't reach out to sponsor this one.

[@LaroonDynasty]

“Khooo Fuuuu… Keel mah Wif” was funnier than it needed to be

[@KarmaZimora]

Dude... like half way through... Im finally like... is this...? This was so funny :) Great Parody

[@Ani-rq7wv]

5:40 craziest part of this sketch is that cops are in fact legally allowed to lie to suspects!

[@Sevrgpro]

I love how it fast forwards at 2:30 only to rewind backwards.

[@questionablegreg4684]

good catch lmao

[@Thissentenceisfalselosers]

I don’t know what made me laugh harder, wearing a Darth Vader mask while trying to find someone to kill your wife or a Nord VPN ad placed right after a skit about trying to hire a hitman online.

[@JACKHARRINGTON]

There was a nord vpn ad?

[@E.Hunter.Esquire]

I guess it depends on their search history. Nordvpn is a govt scam, anyway. ​@JACKHARRINGTON

[@TheGamingTrain55]

You guys are underrated. You are probably the most unique skit channel on KZbin

[@Bruhmeister0]

I love the detail of the milliseconds adding up only to 60 and not being nearly quick enough to last only one second, implying that all those milliseconds are actually one second and he's been sitting there for like 20 hours

[@chaosrealmsklown6798]

I got so used to seeing these type of videos being recommended that it took my 5 minutes to realize this was a parody... Absolutely love this 💀

[@devinpoissenot3184]

I love how they're getting sponsored now. Love you guys, deadass my favorite channel

[@ramby3405]

The sequel we needed AND wanted

[@Delta132]

It took me half way through to realize it was a parody, this was the hardest I laughed in a while

[@dawsonberardi973]

You gotta appreciate their level of genius at 5:57 , a subtle nod to a Sacha Baron Cohen Classic!

[@ZuquapStudios]

So true. Only Real wizards fan can understand

[@shreddarcheese9809]

Borat!!

[@wiawaysb]

-your wife's dead +uh... on christmas eve??? yeah i think he's innocent that's the kind of reaction you would give

[@ToxikBox]

I love the implication that he willingly had car cameras and that they were on while he committed the crimes

[@iankelley9302]

I have no idea how you don't have millions of subscribers!!! Love your videos!

[@Akumagold]

God i love this channel, seeing a continuation to any of the series is amazing

[@lanededominicis6068]

"Trust me a Yamaha stand-up won't do the trick"

[@EMPRESS_ERA]

“I’m assuming 1-12 were taken.” I have lost my lungs from laughing 😂

[@Alex-p3k4h]

love how he has a username on 4chan

[@jimgone9187]

ngl in a drought of proper, high quality JCS inspired content, this will do just fine.

[@Infinite_Archive]

I love how the timestamp counts sixty frames per second but the video is only in 30 FPS. Really subtle.

[@everestfalls]

I've said it multiple times this KZbin channel is highly underrated.

[@jonparker8795]

Literally have been watching the JCS videos on this and you come out with a parody!? You guys have the best timing

[@itsjusttmanakatech1162]

Lmao I didn’t realize this was fake until the end. Despite thinking it was real, I still laughed so many times throughout the video. I felt bad for laughing so much about something so serious.

[@DansSmegead]

A SPONSER! Gratz wizards :D You're smashing it!

[@aleks_ivanov]

Another JCS video. I love you guys

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

man, you guys never fail to make me laugh more than anyone else out there! y'all got a great thing going on and I'm ecstatic that you're here.

[@HobbolinGobbolin]

I thought this was a legit case at first and was like wtf this feels like a troll, amazing content hahahaha

[@bryangoodwin6579]

The car scenes are the best! Keep it coming guys!

[@LetsChat]

This is such a great parody. My favorite of the channel so far by far!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thank you!!!

[@normal_goose1422]

No way the ribeye did a better job than the 12 hitmen

[@skayodev]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm so happy for you that you have a sponsor now!

[@prettygoodflims]

"But with honor, like a samurai" got me lol. Great video!

[@crowonthepowerlines]

I was not familiar with your channel prior to this video. Good to see hard hitting journalism on this platform.

[@Tazter25]

Absolutely lost control when I heard "a Yamaha standup won't do the trick" 😂

[@theawesomejacob990]

How do some of your best vids only get 40k. This and the star wars sketch are the some of the funniest things ive seen in months.

[@diagonals792]

“Breaking bad, the movie” is a great running gag in their vids

[@overglocked]

I've been waiting for another one of these!

[@carlwheezer1030]

was so confused because i watch a lot of true crime videos and love wwg but didnt see the username before i clicked LMFAO

[@Jambo_Neo]

Breaking bad the movie making it into every fucking video is killing me

[@chrisgenovese8188]

Tizzy had it coming, eating at a Ruth's. Congrats on a sponsor. If it gets us these 12 minute gems, Ill sit through the whole ad.

[@Michellee970]

Lmfao! Wtf?! 😂 God, I love these "JCS inspired interviews".

[@ack131]

The JCS voice is spot on lol

[@mikeyfriis]

wizard pleaseeeee do more of these ur the best to tell these kinda stories

[@SportsandTrueCrime]

😂 😂 😂 As a die hard TC Stan, this was hilarious. Til today, I had only seen 2 parodies the best being about Denis Leary. Fun fact: It was done so well that JCS advised him to try TC and he now has one of the most successful YT channels out in the genre.

[@hummel6364]

This is so good I thought I was on the real channel for the first minute.

[@user-TheNarrator1274]

Halfway through the video I realized it was a skit... Bro, I am actually stupid

[@fc2rs]

it was the piano part for me

[@bobsawey]

I was not ready for this.

[@darknight9886]

Yooo, sick you guys got a Nord sponsor, congrats.

[@vlynst]

that opening was the hardest i've laughed in a long time thank you so much lmaoo

[@genuinejoe2103]

Hahahaha this is so perfect. I had a hard time telling if I was being fucked with until they showed him talking to the Hitmen lmao!

[@cactapus1562]

I love these interview type videos

[@tomegadrakon]

Do you guys recommend Nord VPN for hiring killers online without being tracked by the government?

[@StarFox008]

Your connection might be a bit slow unless you connect through one of the Fast Broadband Internet servers in the US, then it should work for you ;)