He Invented a New Crime. The Insane Case of Randall Conroy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What is the OFFICIAL (entirely fictional) name for all of Randall's crimes combined?

[@steves578]

"Negligent hooting around"

[@namedmcnamerson8979]

Criminal Tomfoolery

[@schwoop5699]

Serial Trolling

[@ben-d]

1st Degree "it's just a prank, bro". It's 1st degree because of what he was wearing... He was wearing a suit of armor.

[@firstletterofthealphabet7308]

Ironclad terrorism, illegal possession of regulated weapons, multiple counts of felony manslaughter, and 2 counts of resisting arrest.

[@Joel-Haver]

Truly a sociopath at work, feigning fatigue after a Diet Coke should be impossible for any thinking/feeling person

[@NightmareKeys]

HIDE JOE HAVER! CARL BOGOS IS HERE!

[@VastumTempus]

Yeah, that was not insaneo style at all

[@NightmareKeys]

@@VastumTempus Carl bogos is here

[@NightmareKeys]

@@VastumTempus he’s here

[@Asaucytaco11]

Yas!! I knew Dr Joel Haver; master of psychology and engineering pioneer of human sociology of the Medulla Oblongata, would be here to share his mighty wisdom. Hail!

[@BreadBoys]

I respect a fellow crusader

[@thegrimreaper9552]

Randall would be happy to see this comment

[@theclockman775]

randall is the second son nobody talks about

[@bensonliu2725]

H

[@w0omer]

Bruh this video was so good I didn’t even realize it was satire

[@danielthewalrus420]

@@theclockman775 Randall is the cousin

[@AnAmericanComposer]

This is not believable because the audio doesn't sound like it was taken from an 8-track fished out of the bottom of a pond next to a chemical factory.

[@tracym8952]

Solid point. The satire is palpable

[@mr.2minutes161]

would've worked way better if they just use a shitty security cam that capture audio too.

[@hiddenboi6552]

Yes once they started talking I knew it was a parody cuz no way the cops would have decent mics lol

[@stinkytoby]

Truth If the audio wasn't this good I would've just idly thought this was just legit

[@bibbus3588]

Don’t think its trying to be believable

[@K3NnY_G]

"Randall's mother had been deceased for over four years." I fuckin' died...

[@TurboLight]

For how long?

[@luis3666]

Did you see Randall's mom? If so, did you get her number?

[@berltrin5565]

​@@luis3666tried calling her, she aint answering for some reason

[@tietrip]

So did Randalls mother

[@chrisjones5949]

Randall: "You remind me of my mom. That lying bitch!"

[@lostmarble540]

This is why you should always request a lawyer when being interrogated by the police. A lawyer can provide an extra pair of hands when you're trying to hide your laughing. When you headbutt an officer, your lawyer can lie down behind them so they trip and fall. Plus lawyers can protect you when the police lie about having evidence on you.

[@Quickpatch12]

some states are trying to make lying about evidence illegal since it turns out it makes people who ae innocent more likely to say that they did it.

[@Boredman567]

I like how the last one is actually a good tip.

[@jacoberickson2558]

Lawyer can also bring you the rest of ur armor

[@pdrstudios7168]

No this is why you just don't do nothing stupid without having a convoluted story that would take decades to solve 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joaocustodio7705]

You better call Saul then

[@dangerszewski9816]

as a huge watcher of interrogation breakdowns this is pure, absolute gold. Whoever wrote this has a real gift for comedic writing, and the editor for comedic timing, the "he was wearing a suit of armor" running gag was just too good. The actor also did a really good job for an amateur, with excellent timing and great delivery.

[@mikekasich836]

"he is currently in federal prison" "the judge dismissed the case" "he died a day later" 😂😂

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Completely agreed, after watching hours of interrogation videos, it was really nice to have this absolute comedic gold to lighten my mood 🤣

[@ZeroBlackfeather]

The bonk against his head deserves an award.😂

[@mikhailmarinov8]

The suit of armor and "due to conductivity nature of his suit" had cracked me up laughing. "Yeap that would do it"

[@SatanistSwimClub]

He was quickly subdued by authorities usin armor piercing bullets 😂😂😂

[@oculuis]

Your honor, my client was just doing a little bit trolling. A little bit of tomfoolery. A little bit of mischief with an anti-personnel land mine at a popular trampoline park during business hours in hopes of a child would bounce on it at the right place at the right time. Is that too far fetched to deprive this man's right for a bit of lolz? I think not. I rest my case.

[@vortex_all9055]

thank you sir for defending the greatest troller in history

[@thatboionfire2955]

This sounds like something mudahar would say 😂😂

[@formerevolutionist]

Head Juror: "Your Honor, we the jury find the defendant 'NOT GUILTY' on ALL counts. Playing funny pranks should never be a crime."

[@geckoo9190]

Listen, half of the jury want to set your client free and the other half want the death penalty, but now Im starting to think that both options would have the same outcome, so what if we rather send him to jail for a year or so, to see if that scares him straight or at least protects him from himself for a while.

[@anonymouse4316]

It was just a prank, “bro”

[@fishlordisbest9600]

"Billy is in federal prison." Had me dead.

[@nesano4735]

It's actually incredible how gradually they manage to take this from actual interrogation to a blatant comedy sketch.

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1801]

Thank GOD you have confirmed that this video is comedy! Because I was actually thinking: MY GOD are people really this STUPID?!? (But then again, the fact this video had ME going for a little while I suppose answers my own question in way that does NOT put ME in "the most intelligent" category either 🤣...I thought that this video was a real TRAINING video at first, but then watching it further, I'm thinking "No fucking way....This is just too fricken WEIRD to be true!". But, yeah, I admit I did have my doubts! 🤣🤣😱 Excellent "off-the-wall'/just-plain- weird-in-a-very-subtle-way comedy!!!

[@stormanroman]

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1801explain in fortnite terms

[@dandavis8300]

At 3:47 I had to check the comments. It was funny from the start but I was thinking what a loss to comedy if this guy was for real. SNL hasn't had anything this good in some time.

[@MarcillaSmith]

I thought it was comedy from the beginning, but then they mentioned Brevard County, and if this isn't real, it's a very realistic reenactment of pretty typical life in Florida. Sincerely, I was charged with a felony in Florida's Eighteenth Circuit

[@mikekasich836]

"he is currently in federal prison" "the judge dismissed the case" "he died a day later" 😂😂 I don't think it's Randall whose story doesn't check out

[@genericname439]

This is so well edited, the crane, the helmet, the entire thing looks like an episode from a TLC show

[@leahrice5827]

Michael spent like 500 years editing those photos so I’d sure hope it looks good 😂

[@singulator2291]

Wait this is fake, man im stupid.

[@splits8999]

jcs

[@YOUFREAKINNERD]

@@splits8999 exactly

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

It's JCS or Explore With Us parody. KZbin shows, not tv.

[@marving3149]

The fact that he keeps wearing the same suit of armour every time he commits a crime is hilarious.

[@thesmallchildremade6241]

He is committed to the armour

[@_Tyler]

Relaxcraft moment

[@macaemeia146]

it`s his super villain gimick

[@josephcalabrese6337]

He should have had a supervillain fight against Phoenix Johns.

[@Clownk1ller]

@@josephcalabrese6337 100%

[@TommyGun-ti3vh]

You know it's fake when the camera quality is decent.

[@reeferseasalt]

😂 yeah

[@chalinofalcone871]

@@reeferseasalt 🤣

[@CennFox]

It's a perfect JCS parody, you guys have done it again!

[@huxleyleigh4856]

It took me half the video to try and figure out if this was real or not. Thank you for making this obvious

[@everyone4352]

@@huxleyleigh4856 "#Comedy"

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Better than JCS

[@fyrnenskulman6071]

@@huxleyleigh4856 I was confused by the thumbnail and why he was wearing a helmet, but then I saw the channel it was posted on

[@connorp3618]

rip jcs, fuck youtube

[@phantompyro6482]

Everytime the announcer says "He was wearing a suit of armor" it somehow gets funnier

[@Beam-jo6sb]

the funniest line to me was: no. i have no idea whos 13th century germanic great helm that is, i dont know.

[@alwinvillero9505]

@@Beam-jo6sb lol

[@vulpes133]

when they mentioned the police using armor penetrating rounds I was honestly expecting the narrator to say "He was Not wearing a suit of armor." as a twist.

[@5100-b5b]

@@vulpes133 but the narrator was wearing a Roman armor while voicing it. Atleast i hope so

[@lynnpayne9519]

Monty Python skit.

[@rowan404]

I didn’t realize that this was supposed to be satire, but I knew that there was no way this was real, so I thought they were trying to pass this off as a real case and wondering how anyone would fall for it.

[@U.R.coolkid]

Satire can be difficult to place, also hi again lol This one i knew was fake when i heard the audio wasn't as low quality as most real cases, then on i found it pretty funny haha

[@peleanimationcomics3263]

I actually almost fell for it until I realized that if this was real I would’ve saw it on the TV news, I couldn’t help but laugh at how childish this was combined with the fact that this should’ve been uploaded on April 1st for perfection!

[@rowan404]

@@U.R.coolkid Again?! This isn't even an ENA video!

[@U.R.coolkid]

@@rowan404 must be a crossover ep /j Wassup ^^

[@emsa5034]

It’s based on the JCS videos and JCS inspired videos centered around the psychology of interrogations. It’s very fascinating, I highly recommend

[@MCDreng]

"after 5 minutes of questioning a child was found in the trunk of Billy's Ford Fiesta. Billy is now in federal prison" killed me

[@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911]

You guys are legit one of the most creative guys I’ve seen on this site. Never fails to make me laugh

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks you Mr. Vikinghood!!

[@lostforwar5619]

It’s a comment bot

[@theofficialwoohoogamers]

@@lostforwar5619 He was also wearing a suit of armor

[@parentheses4662]

@@lostforwar5619 no, it is not.

[@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911]

@@lostforwar5619 bruh I’m not I actually like their content

[@eu4um]

"Randals mother had been deceased for over 4 years" broke me

[@jasonhenry8067]

As soon as he asked I was like “she’s dead, isn’t she” 🤣

[@Cahrssomething]

Bro that got me 💀 ☠️ 🩻 🧟‍♂️

[@aninternetidiot605]

I read that at the same time as hearing it I think it just made my day

[@sushipbestdeck8995]

That was the funniest line imo lmao

[@Thr0mamay]

She's still lying though.

[@jgamer2228]

Not only is the suit of armor a running gag, it’s also a great payoff for how he survived jumping on the land mine at the beginning

[@JustWesley.]

that armour did save him. i think from now on when i go to a trampoline park i know to bring myself a set of armour so that ... Read more

[@user-ov2fc5sd1e]

IKR and how it helped the coppers tase him LOL! this was some damn fine writing!

[@ted_van_loon]

that they didn't give soldiers such armour suits, especially since back then armour piercing ammo wasn't that common yet(WII and WI)

[@scorpixel1866]

​​​@@ted_van_loon Standard armour does not protect from point blank shockwaves, internal bleeding is the main culprit of death right next to shrapnel. Metal armour saw less use through European warfare because it was too expensive to have one guy fully decked out when you could get ten dudes with pikes and matchlocks instead. Even during that period the cuirass (only the middle piece but extra thick) and helmet were a common sight. Over time it just wasn't worthwhile anymore until the late industrial revolution where metal was far cheaper and smokeless powder greatly extended the range of fights for both infantry and artillery, making helmets valuable as your head would be the main thing popping out of cover. Then modern warfare placing far more value into the survival of quality infantry.

[@SofaKingShit]

If l had known that then l wouldn't be writing this particular comment.

[@GruppeSechs]

Okay I actually thought this was real until I saw who uploaded it. I think my brain is finally fried from YT shorts.

[@Lucy-uu7bb]

This video kept popping up on my homepage and I thought it was an actual interrogation and that it'd be really sad so I kept ignoring and wondering why I was getting true crime recommendations

[@illyGalSloth]

I'm embarrassed it took me a minute and a half to realize this is fake and not even made by JCS, lmao. This is quite well made, bravo! :)

[@johnadler6987]

Nah, bro... it took me all the way until the end of the video to realize it was a skit...

[@bl00dlikewayne]

@@johnadler6987 you're not alone

[@Beta_Mixes]

Same here lmao

[@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur]

your all idiots and you should all feel bad about it

[@DirefulClamp714]

I'm embarrassed to say it took me your comment to realize this is fake and not even made by JCS, lmao.

[@ManiakPL22]

it took me emberasingly long to realize this is a sketch, which I think is the biggest compliment I can give as to the quality of the work.

[@afox8050]

Wait it was a sketch?

[@itisamystery.5090]

​@@afox8050 Check the description.

[@sandmaenchen]

Well, I did first laugh in the beginning at the sound of the board falling on the helmet, but it was really a back and forth between "what a bizarre true crime story" and "ok it's a parody" for me until the footage after the judgment. To be honest, the judgment did not ring any bells for me, probably because I've become used to how incompetent the Scandinavian courts of law are at sentencing criminals unless it's about a financial crime.

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

For me I figured out it was a bit fake but my mind just rolled with it they're a lot of clues that shows you its a parody and it's all an act

[@aru-YT]

honestly as soon as i heard the beginning i knew it was a sketch the voice acting just gave it away

[@qweniverelefever62]

The absurdity of a world where the police would just politely follow behind a stolen crane in a slow 30+ car chase instead of just walking to the crane and pulling him out fucking SENT me.

[@chimpgaming8290]

Why wouldn’t you

[@andromedashun6697]

27 years ago L.A. police officers politely followed OJ Simpson’s white Bronco going 35mph

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

And the fucking helmet being stuck to the magnet is sooo fucking funny

[@waynejohnson1786]

@@andromedashun6697 To be fair, it’d be pretty hard to climb into a vehicle going 35km/h Edit: Oh you said mph, even harder 😂

[@infovers]

It’s because they aren’t allowed to go in front of the car in a chase and he would have run the cars over

[@f5tornado831]

7:20 Dang, he should've worn a shirt that day.

[@_pitako]

Note: if what you say is true (he invented a new crime) then that implies what he did wasn't a crime until after he did it. Therefore he didn't do anything illegal #justiceforrandall

[@The-Singularity-X01]

Depends honestly. If some of the things he did 'committing' the crime were illegal already, they nailed him for that and then made the big thing he did illegal afterward.

[@_pitako]

@Subad I'm sorry is it a _crime_ to place mines under a trampoline? Don't answer that

[@happyinhalecompany]

@@_pitako I mean, TECHNICALLY speaking - no - but OWNING a land mine im almost certain is. so - good luck avoiding the manslaughter charge. lol

[@JustMytiq]

@@_pitako are you mentally ok like fr

[@JustMytiq]

I genuinely cant tell if you're joking or not

[@cryojack1337]

His list of crimes makes him sound like a cartoon villan, and I love it. And yes I understand this is satire

[@LudwigSauerteig]

Gen z

[@michaelvela5869]

it’s real haters say it’s fake

[@jhtsurvival]

@@LudwigSauerteig what does Gen Z have to do with anything

[@LudwigSauerteig]

@@jhtsurvival just randy

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Agreed

[@reallue]

Interrogator: _"We talked to your mother, she told us everything"_ Randal: _"My mom? What!?! She's Lying"_ *Narrator:* _Randall's mother had been deceased for over 4yrs_ Randall: _"Tricky Bish"_

[@judesliggoo]

he said "freaking" btw

[@k0lpA]

I swear I was still thinking it was real up to there XD

[@in_ur_moms_house]

​@@judesliggoo frickin(g) is what he said.

[@judesliggoo]

@@in_ur_moms_house no it ain't

[@in_ur_moms_house]

@@judesliggoo turn off the CC and turn up the volume.

[@NobleSix312]

It took me exactly 1:30 to realize this was fake 😂

[@louiscypher4186]

Wait so trying to blow up kids with a landmine is illegal now? This is outrageous, thankfully the judge was reasonable.

[@Azurath100]

Yeah, it's not like blowing people up was illegal in the first place or anything.

[@backinyourcommentsectionag3191]

christ you don't even have a profile picture lmao real name as username as well. You fit the bill for someone who would actually just say that unironically. _...you are saying this ironically? r- right?_

[@mrscreamlad6572]

@@backinyourcommentsectionag3191 Say their username out loud.

[@RinRin72769]

This is outrageous, it's unfair! How can I buy a landmine, but not use it on people!

[@louiscypher4186]

​@@backinyourcommentsectionag3191 wait are you being ironic or are you just that socially inept?

[@some-replies]

"He is not tired. He just drank a full diet coke." Well that was pure gold

[@TradBarbie]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aquajasper]

Literally read this ad he said it lmao

[@some-replies]

@@aquajasper I love it when that happens

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

we just talked to your mother she's lying his mother has been dead for 4 years...

[@TylerDurden-ch9ml]

The funniest was, "No, I have no idea who's 13th century germanic great helm that is!"

[@ericbernhagen]

RIP Randal Conroy. He was terribly misunderstood. The comedic genius of our lifetime was stolen from us… I can’t believe he’s gone.

[@Erby__]

I agree, a man way before his time

[@uni_diver0851]

And he was wearing a suit of armor

[@rerorerocherry298]

@@Erby__ actually with that armor I’d say he was way after his time

[@wiremuturner1482]

Randal Conroy: *tries to blow kid up* *Has kid in trunk* Commentors: understandable... have a good day

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@wiremuturner1482 Where else do you store kids?

[@thatguyoversea]

a year and a half ago, i watched most of this video (not including the ending), and was like 'damn, thats sorta fucked'. here i am now, binging wizards with guns, realizing it's a sketch. my applause, wizard mcgunson

[@Lola_TV_8471]

“He was not tired. He had just drank a full diet coke.” What a compelling insight into this man’s twisted psyche. Great video, y’all!

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@christiancline5167]

Some people are mad that you guys "tried to fake" a JCS type video. I have no insult to make towards those who initially thought it was real. But the funny thing about the people who are mad is that, to any of the subscribers, this in no way seemed "real." Like, we all know Nokeric. I doubt that you guys were trying to make even a semi-convincing fake. Edit: It's literally tagged "comedy"

[@micholous]

This is literally first video I've seen of them and i instantly knew it wasn't real lol. But i did love all the details and work put into it nonetheless xD

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Half of the comedy comes from how well they imitated a JCS video. It's like, if it wasn't so ridiculous, you could ALMOST see it being on that channel. These guys are comedic geniuses

[@MR.LMR1996]

The fact that this managed to fool so many people into being a real video is what makes it even funnier to me.

[@raosthegray7090]

I am almost 2 minutes into this video and I didn’t know it was fake until I saw this

[@christiancline5167]

@@raosthegray7090 yeah, again, like, no insult. I'm really just saying that it's funny that they probably weren't actually intending to convince anyone, yet it looks to any outsider as if it's a real a police interrogation analysis.

[@popin9929]

He put the landmine under the trampoline so the kids would jump higher, he's a true genius

[@zeeveestudios]

he should have just said that, theres no way the prosecution could have beaten that

[@tommyatomic222]

He was trying to teach the kids blast jumping

[@__JaJa__]

Tf2 rocket jump!😂

[@tommyatomic222]

@@__JaJa__ more like sticky jumping

[@korpha6953]

Junkrat

[@-alostsoul-6902]

"How he survived... we'll get to that later..." "...a suit of armor embedded with land mine shrapnel" Lmfao i'm dead 😂

[@Moshenyu]

"He was wearing a suit of armor" Lolol

[@loganswaisgood8524]

"I have no idea whose thirteenth-century Germanic greathelm that is!?" I laughed so hard.

[@IchNachtLiebe]

It's a fair defense. I legitimately have two helmets that I had hand made that look just like that one. It could belong to anybody

[@laurabedford5095]

Same here

[@johnboats9075]

It's English not germanic. No, you're a nerd!

[@RayAkuma]

I actually own one of those 😂

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

4:36

[@SamaelBDS]

Man I can't believe that swagersouls really blackmailed this man into being arrested for his crimes

[@tfyk5623]

Streaming isn’t working out

[@liquidsorrow]

I was waiting to see this comment

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

what he really sounds like and not his impersonation

[@mooistheroo]

honestly man :|

[@jasonhenry8067]

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say if this case was real, Randall would have a strong case for an insanity plea.

[@thatrecord5313]

This isn't real?!

[@thederp9309]

@@thatrecord5313 your reply is real?!

[@tristanband4003]

Insanity defenses don't carry that much weight these days. If Chris-Chan can do hard time, and if this video were real? He'd do hard time for attempted mass homicide with no possibility of parole. I wouldn't be surprised if, one day, judges decide insanity pleas no longer carry weight in court. I anticipate that any extenuating circumstances will one day be dismissed. They, rightly, won't care why someone did it or what their state of mind was. The only thing the defense could do is cast doubt on evidence and witnesses. It bypasses philosophical trifles about free will and determinism. What does it matter what state of mind the accused was in, what peers think of their character, or if they could've done otherwise? What is legally relevant is whether the accused committed the crime, and whether any sort of reasonable doubt can be raised. That's it. Sorry about the rant

[@Shazam1998]

@@tristanband4003 I've never seen so much bullshit in a single comment in my entire life. This is fake deep and intellectual Reddit at its finest.

[@ethanhall2655]

@@tristanband4003 a good thing to note is that the common definition of insanity and the legal definition are very different. Insanity in court refers to either the defendant either not being in control of their actions(vague, hard to prove) or not understanding the fact that the actions they were committing were wrong(also hard to prove). That’s it. Any other mental condition generally does not qualify for an insanity plea. However, if either of these rare circumstances can be proven true, it’s easy to see why institution in a mental asylum is a more sensible resolution than general imprisonment.

[@aeroni]

Thank you for showing up in my recommendations don't think I have watched something so funny in a long while

[@PlayerZeroStart]

The fact that this is nearly indistinguishable from an actual video of this type says a lot, both about how good you guys are at this, and also at the utter insanity that goes on in our real world.

[@-CmonMeow]

can't wait for a real interrogation video where someone actually wears a helmet in because they know they're innocent

[@lred1383]

It's embarassing to admit in hindsight, but i only realised this was a sketch around 2:20, with the fake moustache on the mugshot. Didn't even think to look at the channel name, and just believed it was a really wacky crazy dude

[@ItsDangerX]

Nah just from his reactions it seems too exaggerated. I’ve never seen a real interrogation but this guy was just too dramatic in his responses and his actions. I was questioning it a minute or so in. The clip of him being detained was a big red flag

[@viderevero1338]

@@ItsDangerX You'd be surprised. There's a couple cases I've seen where people look like they're acting, but it's because they think they look 'cool', or insane. Like that one guy who assisted that girl into killing her father(?). Wild case.

[@CaptainTrips560]

@@viderevero1338yeah, but there’s also a lot of other tells that this is fake. Such as the fact that it’s a relatively tight shot, and every real interrogation I’ve seen has a much wider shot showing the entire room

[@_kyrii]

The fact there are some elements of how an actual interrogation works in this video is a real hoot, and quite honestly, an absolute riot

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Yeah, sadly there is. And that isn't even a joke!

[@meme_man9765]

I see one element the interrogator gives him a coke to get his dna

[@getoutofherestalker500]

and he was wearing a suit of armor

[@tranquilclaws8470]

Randall Conroy; Diagnosed with "Reverse Isekai Syndrome" after police found an active portal in his basement and an apology letter written by the Baron that 'accidentally' sent him here. Baron Bread has since been brought in on charges of Negligence.

[@spugintrntl]

(He was wearing a suit of armor)

[@yaltschuler]

"Baron Bread" Nice reference lol

[@kacklerot]

"Reverse Isekai Syndrome" lmao! That's good!

[@flatujalok]

Omg it took me half way through the video to realize this was a parody. Great job guys! This was awesome!

[@kingbubbafatt9945]

“Using armor-piercing rounds… He was wearing a suit of armor.”

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

"we talked to your mother"(his mother has been dead for 4 years)

[@mukundkumar2805]

@@Aaron-zu3xn fr how does he not know his mom’s dead

[@Pedro3dits]

@@mukundkumar2805 dementia

[@Lucy-uu7bb]

​@@mukundkumar2805Séance

[@ratkingcrab]

the way he hides his face behind his hands... terrifying that the jovial, good-natured guy in medieval armor bouncing next to you at Rebounderz could be like this. At least we're safe at Sky Zone

[@TheMrJaws826]

OR SO YOU THOUGHT

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

I would reccomend stepping on the hard object beneath the trampoline, it will be EXTREMELY funny if you will.

[@neriauuuuuugghhh]

lets go to skyzone bestie

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

@@AHHHHHHHH21 would you kindly step on that land mine?

[@purebloodnovacks8779]

😂

[@EeveeKat035]

Didn't even realize this was satire, watched the whole thing before reaching the end and realizing it was fake. Great job, you really got me! edit: I feel that I should mention that I've never seen any of this type of video before since I usually don't have the time. So I don't know what the camera quality is, I don't know what they do and don't allow in the room, etc.

[@janklimpl6085]

yea me too

[@catbatrat1760]

Same, though I'm very gullible, so I guess that isn't much of a surprise.

[@munkoman]

u actually thought

[@purpleflamingo979]

lol it reeked of acting so i came to the comments to see

[@tetrisking8054]

Yeah I believe it until the bit about the judge agreeing lol

[@skylark1491]

"She had been dead for four years." I fucking love this channel.

[@savvy0_011]

I. Had. No idea this was fake. I spent every minute going. “This man. Can’t be real this can’t be serious” when it got to his friend Bill I paused and had to look it up if this guy was real. Seriously hilarious video

[@bromisovalum8417]

Nowadays it's hard to discern what is fake and whatnot, the world has become too crazy.

[@phenixcrow]

I knew this was b.s. the second [0:13-0:16] I saw the "officers" attempt to "subdue" him; I hit pause and then comments @ 0:26.

[@heathertaylor8904]

@@phenixcrow me too lol. Something about it was immediately off. But with video cameras everywhere, it doesn't surprise me it tricked anyone.

[@heathertaylor8904]

@@bromisovalum8417 oh the world has always been this crazy. Probably worse 😅 we can just record literally almost every second of all the crazy in real time now.

[@Xeno_Solarus]

You can't be real. It was an obvious satire from the start.

[@ethanwetzel7]

The recurring mention of him being in full armor during all his previous arrests killed me.

[@Lusitania17]

Got me as well lol

[@lerikhkl]

"Due to his cumbersome attire"

[@Firestar4041]

"After his injurer sustained as the officers used armor piercing rounds.... He was wearing a suite of armo-"

[@hy-roller7771]

"That could be anyone's 13th century germanic battle helm!" Absolute comedy gold! I honestly thought this was real for a bit there & I was thinking "how does he keep getting released from jail?"

[@demi-femme4821]

The instant they brought up the attempt to fire a cannon at a Disney cruise, I should have clocked the parody. You all know that Disney would make sure Randall never walked out of prison again. They would summon a legal team to impress Nintendo.

[@a.s.d.p214]

@@demi-femme4821 they would pretend it never happend and bring the bodies outside the park so they wouldn't be held responsible for negligence, like they've done before

[@flamingodd-eyesunderdog8099]

Honestly... I bet you SOME people who are comical enough and have as big a sense of humor WOULD act in such dramatic fashions even in a serious case. Tho WOULD take it seriously SERIOUS when laughing or furthur comical reaction would be insensitive or something

[@flamingodd-eyesunderdog8099]

Sorry if i seem insensitive, i am indeed sensitive and do not think murder or loss of life is a funny, since it is not a humorous thing for such a great life to be lost and the good they can do stripped from the world. Any dark or insane humor that can be derived, should be controlled and not laughed about insensitively. I just mean, since i myself am comical and dramatic at a buncha times, i figure some others are too

[@Starlord161]

i died when you quoted "actually a really funny joke"

[@matthewbailey4768]

placing a landmine in a trampoline park is inherently hilarious. The perfect blend of dark and physical comedy. I'm blown away by his genius, and i get the feeling if the police understood comedy i wouldn't be the only one

[@sir_monkeymanthegreat]

BRO WHATTTTTT

[@DonutTracks]

you're walking through a minefield with that one

[@CommissarChaotic]

@@DonutTracks or jumping

[@dyingscarlet]

"I'm blown away" you're killing me

[@gibsonanderson812]

Yes

[@dersoldat1456]

This man is a horrible person but also a comedic legend he went where no one would go

[@stylishmusic4012]

Rebounderz?

[@Mark-gx7fz]

@@stylishmusic4012 lol

[@M-nonn]

and he was wearing a suit of amour

[@Ervixius_]

Yeah we got what we wanted a washed version of swaggersouls and a face reveal

[@pezzawat1115]

I might sound dumb, but yall realise that this is a parody

[@diamondbowgamer3812]

The fact I didn’t realize this was fake for that long is impressive. I didn’t want to laugh but at least now I can.

[@terraincognita9614]

Dude the thumbnail alone killed me. watching a silent thumbnail of a man in a fucking knights helmet and Hawaiian shirt get taken down in an interrogation room by 3 cops and something then reading the comments I was already laughing before the video started

[@generichumanbeing540]

I love how many times, "He was wearing a suit of armour" was used, it's the greatest motif I have ever seen.

[@Elloliott]

The fact that he wore a genuine suit of armor that needed AP rounds to take down is honestly impressive.

[@VidTuO2]

?

[@hoofedtoaster9794]

The metal could barely stop a 22.

[@Elloliott]

It is quoted in the video saying that they needed AP rounds to take him down.

[@kraftyboi]

@@Elloliott you know this isnt real right, this is a satirical video

[@Elloliott]

@@kraftyboi yup, and I’m still making this comment.

[@istvanandras725]

That medieval armour joke is going strong not gonna lie 😂😂

[@VideoNubz]

The "Goof'em Ups" defense has been a hot button issue in the criminal justice system. I personally would have liked to see him confined to a solitary bouncy castle, and throw away the balloon key.

[@shawnlunden5956]

Confession time: I've never heard of this channel before, this was first vid I've ever seen from them, my dumb ass thought this was legit. I won't say how long it took till I realized it was a skit, but trust me, it took way too long. Hats off to you, you got me.

[@MakeupJunkie0000]

lol me too i had to check the description but the comments saved me

[@RicinOnFire]

Same thing happened to me. I thought it was real until the outro 😂😅

[@parkerraines216]

I just found this video from my recommendation feed

[@kerrynicholls6683]

I would’ve lasted longer at not knowing, Had I not ventured into the comment section.

[@cuteygooki]

I love that the judge let him go for his crimes being funny lmao

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

​@@j100jgee thanks Captain obvious, nobody figured that one out!

[@cuteygooki]

@@j100j I could tell..

[@rafaelmartinez9259]

​@@j100jYou're dumb. He knows

[@KitFix]

​@@j100jnuh uh

[@Xen_the_legend]

​@@j100jYou opened my eyes, couldn't find any evidence of those crimes and started to go crazy here. I hope you get that joke too

[@leftielori1312]

I am sad at how long it took me to realize this wasn't real. In my defense, I am very stoned.

[@actualperson7295]

This is so good. I refuse to believe this isn't a real interrogation.

[@TRIPLEKIPPLE]

it isnt?

[@LeatherNinja]

@@TRIPLEKIPPLE it is not

[@sammyiscool]

@@TRIPLEKIPPLE Yes it isnt

[@getoutofherestalker500]

and he was wearing a suit of armor

[@lorenzo42p]

yes, no. it isn't not a fake video

[@Shkumped]

what makes this amazing is that this interview starts at 19 minutes in and at 29 minutes ends which means in 10 minutes, they got all this emotion

[@jakerussell135]

20 minutes because the time thing is running at half speed for some reason, but still. yeah usually they are as much as 3 hours

[@TheStevengob123]

not gonna lie, I saw the thumbnail of him in the interrogation room wearing the helm, and was wondering how the hell someone got into a police interrogation with that on. I clicked without even reading the title or channel name. did not realize it was a comedy skit for the first 30 seconds. this was very well made. I was fricken dying. 🤣

[@maryjanerx]

I didnt realize it was comedy until i came to the comments

[@dcmotordude1904]

@@maryjanerx me too

[@DeadpoolX20]

I didn’t realize it was a comedy skit until the very end

[@nfistfu]

I kept seeing this video in my recommended videos and kept passing it up thinking it was just another criminal psychology video, but today I finally watched it. and my god, was it a hoot, an absolute riot

[@BlairCarlyle]

Billy definitely looks like the kind of guy who would randomly be at a Rebounderz in the middle of the afternoon

[@EricJ.Evans51]

And to own a suit of armor.

[@BlairCarlyle]

@@EricJ.Evans51 you’re definitely not wrong

[@Misspcross]

"A child was found in the back of billys for fiesta..... *billy is in federal prison*" didn't just kill me it took my soul

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@kieran.grant_]

It's always a Ford Fiesta

[@NickRoman]

Oh, you think child endangerment is hilarious, do you!?

[@drfeelgood98]

This guy is a straight up supervillan. I'd pay to watch a show that follows randall's crazy schemes on a daily basis, man's done some scary shit.

[@drfeelgood98]

Tis a wonderful meme

[@FraternityOfShadows]

Oh, he's a villan alright. Just not a super one.

[@inoxisane]

@@FraternityOfShadowsNah, he’s a supervillain. He has presentation!

[@mmems30]

​@@inoxisaneand he was wearing a suit of armor

[@Cheesepuff8]

Too bad he’s dead

[@gnuffe7778]

A lot of people don't know to look in the description so i imagine there are actually a few people who take this seriusly. And that's just funny to me

[@sassycrbwlk2724]

Holy hell this is such a perfect parody, I mean they got EVERYTHING right. 👏🏼 Can’t believe I’m just now seeing this even though I’ve been watching interrogation videos for a year now. Glad it finally made its way onto my recommended though! 😅💖

[@awnutz]

I’m getting better? Smarter? I don’t know. I guess I’m glad that there is an ability to find some humor in our increasingly absurd world. The first top off was the pony tail on the detective. Good job.

[@chickenmadness1732]

lol. I had to scroll down to the comments to find out if it was real or not. You can't tell with Americans.

[@tarquilis1588]

As someone who doesn’t quite pick upon sarcasm and sarcasm-adjacent work this right here was hilarious yet horrific. I compliment the believability of this sketch and curse myself for my stupidity.

[@madjoemak]

We're in the same boat

[@demi-femme4821]

Once again, Autism keeps me in the dark.

[@delta5-126]

Same

[@byteknight7368]

I tried looking it up. I am very sad

[@agarion101]

dude i was watching this and thinking this is some shit from a movie, the "his mother has been dead for 4 years" was the final straw for me where i said out loud "this is fake"

[@mothmomma401]

oh my god yall parodied JCS perfectly, i forgot for a sec at the beginning that this isnt an actual video made by them. Another amazing video

[@marcmelvin3010]

Having done plenty of real interrogations back in the day, I wish I’d had this fine example to follow! I pretty near injured myself laughing!

[@daemonburns-waight2421]

Okay, you legit had me for a full 5 minutes. I didn't think this was satire, just another 'Florida Man xyz' story.. Damn, well done guys! What actually clued me on was the 'Interrogator', being a fellow long-hair I actually can't imagine a young interrogator with a pony tail. Aside from that, you had me! Subscribed, cheers from South Australia!

[@corvusbright]

that was the bit that broke the illusion for me as well.

[@TheTGOAC]

was the man wearing a fucking knight's helmet in an interrogation room not enough of a clue?

[@corvusbright]

@@TheTGOAC no it wasnt.

[@ThatGirlJD]

I can imagine an interrogator wearing a ponytail. Police have some officers that look all sorts of ways, they blend in better.

[@OverL00k707]

5 minutes ?

[@Mistarpotato]

Him reluctantly agreeing to put on the helmet was too damn funny, like a guy being forced to assume his villainous alter ego. "It's a perfect fit. *sigh* I know."

[@brotherbruno1783]

“She’s LYING!” “Randall’s mother had been deceased for four years.” I can’t bro 😂

[@classmanOfficial]

HAHAHAHA dude I came into this video not knowing it was a comedy sketch, then I thought, this shit cant be real... good job I really enjoyed it

[@Evanz111]

Dear god, what an amazing idea for a sketch. You captured the Jim Can’t Swim format perfectly, with layers and layers of comedy subtle enough that some comments thought this was a real video 😂

[@cpowell7623]

I've watched a lot of interrogation breakdowns. I can't help but feel that you could put this in a compilation with them and on one would notice. Real psychopaths are just as ridiculous.

[@santosic]

I honestly think so, lol. Just throw this in somewhere in the middle of actual interrogation breakdowns and you can probably fool people into thinking it's real, at least initially.

[@cpowell7623]

@@santosic I'm tempted to do that

[@HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

the video is not low quality enough for it to work

[@cpowell7623]

@@HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH That can be fixed!

[@newwayto2323]

Sorry but this just comedy skit (fake) if you watch and pay attention...

[@Hoparistic]

You know people miss JCS whenever a skit channel has a video that's "JCS inspired"

[@antonioklaic4839]

I missed the memo and was very confused at first

[@antonybraus325]

What happened to JCS?

[@Hoparistic]

@@antonybraus325 you can go look on his channel. KZbin content claiming is killing it

[@pirilon78]

@@Hoparistic it killed it

[@-alostsoul-6902]

The brief Billy the friend arc was too funny

[@glowbiden778]

A search into the suspect's Netflix account did not show any viewing of Breaking Bad or El Camino, however a DVD copy of Ned Kelly, starring Heath Ledger was found in the disc tray of the suspect's Playstation 3.

[@glowbiden778]

The protagonist was wearing a suit of armor.

[@cannibrel]

now whats missing is millions of keyboard psychologists judging randalls shirt as something a murderer would wear, based off their own anecdotes, and calling for his cruel execution

[@tristanband4003]

Well there are correlations that can't be dismissed

[@sircuffington]

Or people simping for his mental disorder, thinking he's just a hopeless romantic

[@tristanband4003]

@@sircuffington At any rate, people trying to excuse the inexcusable often come up short for countless numbers who are doing time for things that shouldn't be crimes at all.

[@cherryblossomscarletokami9841]

the final "he was wearing a suit of armour" really does it for me

[@huba3885]

a brave Knight who fell in the holy Crusade of showing people what comedy really is ... the landmine trampoline prank is an instant classic

[@iikoko2008]

ah yes what a classic, the police are just too sensitive for some reason.

[@perestroikaccptalmudiczion6104]

P2: He invented a new crime. The insane case of Randall Conroy ft. huba, iikoko2008

[@iikoko2008]

@@perestroikaccptalmudiczion6104 Sadly, I wasn't part of this crime, I do my work alone so nobody snitches on me.

[@perestroikaccptalmudiczion6104]

@@iikoko2008 Psalms 23:4

[@navi_boii]

Okay, but how did he survive the blast? You would have to be, like, wearing a suit of armor or something

[@sanukatharul1497]

Yea fr...

[@amirferdhany3177]

PLOT ARMOR!😂

[@gos358]

Or fallout logic

[@Bloivbh]

Yeah….

[@glitchygang702]

The sad thing is I can't tell if this is a joke or not, so many people would say this unironically

[@MDSF90]

Jim Can’t Swim is really stepping up his content. This was probably his best interrogation video to date. Strong work, JCS - CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY! Keep it up!!

[@yureiotakughost9464]

I never knew that was what it ment

[@lerikhkl]

Of course he can't, he was wearing a suit of armor...

[@megatronbee]

I didn't notice that this was from you guys 💀 Onion level comedy, honestly amazing

[@gametram6139]

This took me too long (the entire video) to realize this was a sketch. Very, VERY good acting.

[@boguszmakowski2357]

i realised with the "bring it in". Should have seen that coming faster

[@are3287]

I realized it when he had a crusader helmet in the interrogation room

[@kalejimenez8076]

It took me a couple months funnily enough, i randomly decided to come back to this and finally realized it's a skit

[@averiWonBTW]

@@kalejimenez8076 the whole part where the judge let him go because it was funny didn't ring any alarms?

[@CaptainTrips560]

@@averiWonBTWnever mind that, how about the fact that someone bombing a trampoline park with a landmine would have been a MAJOR news story

[@z3n0path55]

As someone new to the channel I actually did extensive research to see if Randall Conroy was a real convict who did this stuff and I was surprised to find out it was all just purely an imaginative skit. Really well made!

[@JwattHD]

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢 super 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢 anyone can see that this is clearly a joke..

[@xarzneimittel8220]

@@JwattHD I didn't 🥺

[@AnimatorBlake]

@@xarzneimittel8220 Yikes

[@rylanyoung2018]

I don't believe you

[@revolution2762]

It’s embarrassingly obvious that it’s a skit from the beginning. If the audio quality doesn’t give it away the acting from the interrogator definitely will.

[@bliss3599]

I love that Randall wears a suit of armour to all his crimes. That's the dumbest shit ever. Granted what this dude did was horrible but still

[@sirsponge9633]

yea, best JCS parody ever

[@BNWOCHUD]

r/wooooooosh

[@PolybiusCypher]

Damn, didn’t get that this was a joke?

[@vergiltheartofpower6616]

Did you just think this was real?

[@bliss3599]

@@vergiltheartofpower6616 at the time of writing the comment, I did not. However after sending a link to the video to a friend he made it clear to me it's a meme lol

[@jllemin4]

"Do you think endangering children is funny?" **fast forwards 5 minutes** "......no"

[@jerryleganker4630]

10/10, This was golden but I was REALLY hoping that when he put the helmet on he would be consumed by a medieval spirit, which would explain why he was always wearing armor for his crimes

[@barkerbarks2537]

Same...same...

[@HereGoesKevin]

I miss JCS Criminal Psychology soo much, it's sad that they're not making new videos anymore...

[@spitefulcinder5946]

There's a similar youtube channel called EWU. If you liked JCS. I think you'll like EWU

[@Zincmentomint]

@@spitefulcinder5946 even the narrator sounds the same! Although now that I think about it… they probably are the same guy.

[@Gunth0r]

what happened to 'em? are they getting sued or copystriked or something?

[@CatroiOz]

@@Gunth0r KZbin kept taking down their videos as not appropriate for advertising

[@AMaleDaG]

EWU is great

[@LunaMajokko]

Omg as a person obsessed with these interrogations, I find this hilarious, absolutely gold 🤣 😂 . I want more!!

[@-MrRichBiker1967]

yes, me as well..lmao

[@cjbantilo1666]

why tho ?

[@antoniocoburn5265]

That part when he put the helmet on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Wallakazulum]

@@antoniocoburn5265 I know...

[@NoNo-dq4mc]

Serious question. What is it that obsesses you about them? I've known multiple women that are the same. At night they watch murder documentaries to relax before bed. I don't understand or even know how to relate to it. I've asked before and gotten no serious response. Usually a giggle or idk. Which to be honest is a little unsettling.

[@aidanfoxadventurer3793]

It cracks me up every time when after he says the crime he just says,” he was where ping an suit of armor “ in the plainest tone

[@RagePowerFreedom]

You guys are the reason I believe in the potential of KZbin even to this day. I’ve never been so consistently entertained more than binge watching/rewatching you’re videos. I am Grateful to have found this collection of pure gold. Thank you.