How I'll Act When My Barber Retires vs My Braider

[@brysonmadeanotherone]

"BAD BITCHES IN MY DMS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" I felt that. Every time I get a lineup its like I'm the CENTER OF ATTENTION IM NOT LOSING YOU IVAN

[@ivanthaboi]

Dw bro i won't leave you

[@irisfilmproductions]

I'm dead

[@sylviejunkie]

@@ivanthaboilmfaoooooo i love you bro

[@Kokomi552]

He is *_NOT_* letting Jayla go 🤣

[@RainRio]

“I go outside because of you” is so real. And the broke target runs- I may have no money, but the world needs to see these braids.

[@yolanda6392]

Real talk 😂

[@JDWalker495]

If a braider retiring they better have trained successor like a OFA Possessor or some sh*t😂

[@Invaderhimothy_vn]

nah fr, need my shit plus ultra. need them to be trained for 1000 years type shi

[@rimurugluttony]

They started training from the moment they can talk

[@adedamolaadeyemi6591]

Do you think they make their successors eat a whole braid?💀

[@renaakatsuki9960]

Lol. Not me seeing the My Hero Clio of All Might and Deku running together before this. 😂

[@Masterraccoon-np3kl]

⁠@@adedamolaadeyemi6591yeah?? Didn’t you know?

[@kanekikingstorm2113]

No lie, the barber I go to cut my used to cut my grandpa’s hair, my grand uncles hair, and he now cuts my hair. I always make sure to tip him for looking out for us for all these years.

[@616m3ch]

Bro is literally a generational barber 😭😭

[@DarknessRealm]

I believe it.

[@TheButterSurge]

My barber is like family bro, always treat him with respect, lined up my whole generation XD

[@IronGod0]

Bro tips people 😂

[@Proudbums]

JoJo ahh barber

[@Duckofducks580]

5 stages of grief

[@notasquiremario3299]

4 stages. Acceptance will never come.

[@champloo9]

​@@notasquiremario3299 Oh hell nah 😂

[@ImmuneHaddock]

😂😂😂

[@crazygamer_1082]

The braider is so accurate my main one told me it was over after six years. Bitch had me in tears. What do you mean you can’t do my hair?? 😭😭 How will my hair grow without you?? Got me looking all over my state for a decent one

[@vmj2324]

The seven stages of grief when losing one and going through hell when trying to find one.

[@agereartist3763]

I swear its worse than a breakup

[@EmeraldXthe42nd]

"Miracles you've done to my head." KINDA CRAZY. 💀

[@Ardorstorm]

Ayo

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

"I take flights to be here, I'll see you before I see my own family." I see you stay on that "You say I'm crazy, I say I'm committed" timing.

[@brandonadrien3476]

Mal: YOU BUILT THIS SCALP! TWIST BY TWIST! AND I'LL BE DOOMED IF I LET YOU SHUT IT DOWN JUST CUZ YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY ANOTHER👏 JOINT👏 CRAMPS!👏

[@julemiller9517]

Nah this comment got it 🤣💀

[@meeks2288]

I got the reference

[@jeremiahscott2032]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CantHandleTheVibe]

Instantly got the reference bro 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericmcgruder1998]

A1 reference 👍🏾

[@bigplayorrekt]

Never cheat on your barbers.

[@zennradio3028]

Literally just did and the new one way cleaner. It’s justified sometimes

[@khalilprince2433]

​​@@zennradio3028 I think they mean and then go back to the old barber.

[@FROSTyM-q1n]

I did once and faced the consequences

[@Je.rky1]

he look like jjetas

[@dripluffy685]

Crazy that I have two barbers🫢

[@childlikesaiyan]

Nah, losing a barber is like losing a family member man. This man has been taking the clipper to my temple since before I could count and he's LEAVING?? WHERE DO I GO?! YOUR CUTS GOT ME HOES, WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT? GOD?!!!! THAT FAMILIARITY DISCOUNT! SHOEING ME IN BETWEEN APPOINTMENTS! THAT TOOK _YEARS!_ I'M GOING TO BE IN THAT CHAIR TILL EITHER OF US IN A CASKET, FYM

[@dragonace119]

My aunt would cut most of the men of the family's hair and when she got too old to be doing it I died a little

[@TheZcooliscool]

It's the other way around for me

[@lemonade_goat]

@@dragonace119 I recall the old school clippers with the hand action joints the family elders would use lol

[@dragonace119]

@@lemonade_goat Lol same.

[@Red_Righteous375]

Nah when he moved that durag I fully understood the plot of the skit, DEM BRAIDS IS 🔥 🔥 🔥 , SHI I'D CRASHOUT TOO

[@tubebammy]

on my Momma I had a twister for like 13 years and he (yes HE) started a family. Son, daughter, dogs, wife, his life was moving and very slowly I started booking him less and less and then he gave me the tragic news "Ay man... so I dont really do hair like that no more so you might wanna start looking for other people" my heart was broken. He dared betray me like that. My locs went untwisted for like 4 months before I finally found someone. I still aint forgave him.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Lol! It's like losing a good mechanic.

[@grimmjowdoug5031]

Nah legit your braider is HARD ASF TO FIND, especially if they got solid prices and do any style you need😭😭 I can cut my own hair but GOOD braids that are affordable and the person not on some bs, is hard asf to find

[@ampocalypsew3883]

And they know how to handle your hair with care and respect, like dead ass I had too many girls that be pulling my shit and be complaining that ky hair is thic. But this one always complimented on how healthy my hair is, putting me to sleep with dem hands in my head. Making me want to cheat on my present and future gf.

[@dontaviushaul442]

😅I literally had to drop my current braider, she had too much going on, I only did that because I found amother one luckily

[@gottaluvdd]

@@ampocalypsew3883L

[@xellornox]

Bro dropped a video just to flex his hair on us 😭😭😭😭

[@everia_games]

Really

[@2012withShantelleS]

He dropped this video to tell his braider she can't retire

[@zinkheroofyoutube8004]

Completely fair It does look awesome

[@gracebrb]

LMAOOO

[@xXSonTJXx]

Finding another braider who not trying to rob you is hard as hell lmao

[@vizdrom]

I thought he was exaggerating, but when he took that cloth off, it was a work of art No way would anyone wanna lose that

[@smugbowkid9919]

Small town barbership can’t be beat I see, but any braidership is essential for some

[@maxanderson3733]

ON GOD! I barely have any hair and even I can see the confidence boost it gives people

[@Kidfishstick1]

@@maxanderson3733don’t say on god that is taking his name his name in vain

[@wherearethebuns9421]

On god, @Kidfishstick1 is right, don't use it in vain.

[@I.am.hooked]

@@Kidfishstick1so when is it not in vain?

[@sou.p]

​@@Kidfishstick1 not everyone cares!

[@Jay_Hysterical]

I go outside because of you 😭 2:03

[@Kevinmentell098]

That's how it be with braiders lowkey. The thought of a new braider fucking up my hair be hitting like hell

[@seanwilkerson7422]

My barber cut my hair from middle school up until after I finished college. Bro told me “this might be your last cut from me” and I ain’t seen him since. That was heartbreak level pain 😂😂😂

[@trash-3058]

“I go outside because of you” 💀

[@coreyondavis6032]

1:35 this is very accurate, doing braids or dreads for hours hurts like hell.

[@stephanhenry9205]

Good haircut takes an hour at most. A good twist, locs, or braids? Hours. They gotta be great, and you have to spend hours with them. You can find another barber but finding another braider who does a good job, is a good conversationalist (or good at being silent in a non awkward way) AND doesn’t charge you out the a** is near impossible.

[@ImzSoAWSUM]

I'm sending this to my braider. She better not even think about retiring. Save that for somebody else

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

what was her reaction?

[@ThatRandomInconvenience]

I'd be crying like i'm at my mama's funeral dawg..they be making you a bad bitch magnet 💀💀💀

[@dontaviushaul442]

😂

[@revival9313]

“I’ll be dead broke and still go on a target run.” Yeah, I understand you. 🤣

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

"I suddenly feel like buying groceries" -Vegeta after his fresh cut

[@rayjon1005]

YOU MADE ME BEAUTIFUL 😂😂1:54 real asf

[@SamAsm367]

"You made me beautiful." I felt that & it's the truth. Our hair is special and beautiful. In the wrong hands, it's a problem. A competent braidist knows what to do.

[@isaiahbaez9185]

Cant lie when the durag came off i was like oh shittttt i see why he crashing out 😂😂fly guyyy

[@johnlattimore]

The dead broke target run after the re-twist is the most relatable thing I've heard all year.. bravo 😂😂😂

[@Hugeboss01]

Nah if my barber retiring Imma need his protégé to take over for me😭

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

a good barber is easy to find. A great barber is family. you dont want him to go but you welcome his entry into barber valhalla and demand he give you the digits to his heir or the crashout will be monumental or you gunna visit that poor SOB at his house

[@Sora-Tempest]

2:27 ikno a Jenay who does hair and she definitely taxing now that she has her license! 😂

[@aysyaw6038]

I've seen women cry because their "old faithful" salonist either was moving to another state or planned to stop doing hair altogether. 😂😂😂

[@EmperorApathy]

This video is an excuse to show off his fresh cut. (Its clean tho)

[@ItsH.b]

A barber retiring is like your favourite player hanging up the jersey it was fun while it lasted and you will always remember the good times

[@mooshe4017]

This video has people reliving the trauma of losing braiders😂 glad to know I'm not alone.

[@elJugadorPromedio]

I never cheat on my barber,man respect to the barbers

[@sorajohnston8919]

Real talk I’m learning how to cut my hair but the woman who does my dreads she can’t ever retire

[@XXavierSin-XXs]

Man got some clean ass braids and made an entire video to show them off.

[@champloo9]

It's funny because this video just reminded me to treat my hair. Got my silk cap on RIGHT NOW.

[@dontaviushaul442]

Nice

[@Ninjakitty506]

"I'm retiring." "(0.o) Nah, you're funny"

[@TimbersShiverer]

Babe, wake up. MalsWRLD dropped.

[@ThendaraWelferyn]

*looks everywhere but the camera* "I'm looking for cameras" Solidly behind the 4th wall lol.

[@syoung4724]

When my braider retired it took me over a year to find another good one 😂😂

[@TyresePrescott]

Oh my God, my glorious king is back

[@EnbyBee]

I was so sad when my old braider retired. I haven’t even moved on, my mom braids my hair now 💀

[@Chaos699]

1:53 GOD LEEEE look whoever did yo hair….they got you right 🫵🏾💯🗣️🫡

[@samualjohnson5450]

A consistent hair braided is truly invaluable

[@younginertia]

Bro flexin the work on top oh head😂

[@jimmyesco7743]

“The fuck you mean retiring?” 😂😂😂😂

[@jestersreign7530]

Can't wait for part 2 where he comes back and his braider has moved, and he's trying to hunt her down now

[@wordsmyth659]

"look what you done, you made me beautiful" got me lol get this man a tv show

[@dr3wmedia667]

Dawg I'm so stubborn with my hair that I'll wait MONTHS for a hair appointment with a braider 😂 😂

[@naticolin]

Just sent this to my loctician. This would ruin my WORLD.

[@lio0o-o0o]

"Bad Bitches In My DM's" LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Finn_Mertens_]

My barber moved away and my hair been fucked up since

[@TNO_TDN]

Bro made a whole skit to show his lit cut

[@natsudragneel6588]

Bro mal why I feel like this not a skit fr if your braider retire let her retire man she earned it

[@evice]

Do you know hard it is to find a braider who both not a sadist and actively trying to rip you off?

[@LeDayz]

​@@eviceFOR REAL on the sadism, we joke about it being super tight and "gathering your thoughts", but I had to cut my boss's nape braids off with a straight razor because they braided her SKIN into her micros so hard she was having migraines... 😢

[@tsarinastevens9447]

Nah bro. It’s really heartbreaking cause a real one knows your hair type. To care for it, when to decline a style to protect your hair, how to improvise properly. They’ll usually have the nice chair, sometimes give out a water or snack. And they have banger prices. I used to have one that did 50 but got 60 because her work was so good.

[@ScottyIsHim]

my barber is a dad now so he teaching me how to take care of myself. shii ain't the same. 😭

[@nealonmcqueen8633]

This is honestly so real😂

[@musaic_sings]

My braider didn’t know how to do a specific style I wanted and I STILL went to her and it still looked SOOO GOOD. It feels WRONG to cheat on a braider but you don’t get that with a hairstylist.

[@michasalamon8315]

I first met my barber when I was 5. My parents were going to him years before I was born. Last year, I told him I have been now going to him for 20 years. When he heard it, the man didn’t believe it for a hot minute and then said he gotta retire.

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

i hope you made that man reconsider at least until he gives your kid their first cut

[@taryellpeters5442]

Mine should low-key retire bro he keeps pushing me back😢

[@bluntslt8023]

Nahh why you keep going to him then 🤦🏽🤣 play me once Shame on you play me twice Shame on you play me thrice shame on me!!!

[@Un-Required]

That was fye ass cut

[@Diamondcipher]

“I SEE YOU BEFORE I SEE MY OWN FAMILY I NEED YOU” Crazy ex’s be like 😂😂😂

[@FIXON99]

"imma give you time to heal" 😂

[@OptimusPrime1848]

Bro's cut n braids looking fresh👌

[@talonskye5577]

I feel like this must be a black person thing. When I tell you I felt the passion & fire in this man's heart, I'm telling you it was empathic; it's 100% this serious. Once you have a person, whoever they are, if they do that thang for ya, then it's for life.

[@youraveragefan6953]

The changing angles when talking to the braider, you can really feel the emotions

[@champloo9]

Damn... I JUST found the barber for me a few months ago too.

[@TyrBarghest]

For a second there I thought you weren't going to take the durag off.

[@Verowatches]

Old enough to be your mom & I will let any hobo off the street wash my hair (mildly more selective about the relaxer) but this was HILARIOUS and totally felt that pain & panic.

[@tiffy_loves]

I wish this were an exaggeration but it’s actually not. I would be devastated and so, so lost

[@whitneymaemeow1324]

My husband used to go to sports clips, great clips, the hair cuttery, whatever and ask for “short on the sides, longer on top.” I found him a barber and told him to let the barber say what would look best. Now he’s been with him for 2 years and followed him to 3 different locations (the barber keeps opening different shops all over our region). He always says he can never go back 😂

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

the bond between a man and his perfect barber is instinctual and transcends bloodlines. we will make sure the knowledge of a great fresh cut is preserved through the generations until the barber themselves declares their heir. if the barber has no heir we will make sure to ask if the barber is willing to exclusivly do house calls qhen needed at a deserved premium. if not we will literally mourn the loss of a family member. always love your barbers.

[@MercyThaG0at]

Those braids go hard asf🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BowlingForGazpacho]

So real, I’ve cut and bleached/colored my own hair idgaf, but my braider retired when I was in middle school and I never got braids again 😔

[@riyadkanos8487]

that's a clean and cold one right there... keep it up,looking magnificent my brother.

[@jayr5mitty351]

OMM I know EXACTLY what he talkin about!! Losing your braider is DEVASTATING!! 😮‍💨 I used to have dreads….. I USED TO HAVE DREADS!!!!….. I said fukkit and cut’em off 😑 If she wasn’t braiding my hair, I didn’t even want hair anymore… now I look like a bum and it’s Her Fault GahDammit 😤

[@Palismatic]

its the other way round for me bruh my barber already abit old im deadass gonna cry if he go

[@fleurelysee475]

Why is this video showing up after I went to my hairdresser?! 🥺 And everything you said is on point?! I can take this 💔

[@ditebohodlamini2994]

Then all they hear after retirement is "🗣️Baby come back🎶" out their window😭

[@beatsenshi]

Yoo, can’t lie, those braids be cleeeaaaaannnnnnnn 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@lio0o-o0o]

seeing her before the fam is crazy💀💀

[@djbam7144]

My braider stopped, now I have locs 🤦🏿‍♂️😂

[@Ultra-Mewstinct]

Bro made an entire video to flex his hair style, that’s fire

[@yolanda6392]

A good braider is so hard to find 😩😩

[@IsaHolland2]

glad you back with a banger

[@kajoliloli]

The braids look amazing

[@nydal_live]

This video feels inspired by a true story

[@phillyonmars]

Rawr xD

[@carterscott7]

It’s a great day when you upload

[@saterriasheppard8549]

2:29 😂😂😂❤❤❤ "Janee don't do what you do"

[@DracolichsFire]

100% honest with ya though, that braid was really really good looking.

[@TheGokuhas_spawned]

MY GLORIOUS KING UPLOADED 😩

[@rimurugluttony]

Barbershop be making u feel like a new person when u step out

[@ZariDV]

This felt kinda dramatic until I peeped them braids fr. Like okay I get it now. This makes sense 😂

[@JerryVCF]

The day the girl who does my hair decides to quit is the day I go bald and give my life to christ

[@tsarinastevens9447]

I felt so sad when my braided moved across the country.