Future Archaeologists Trying Not To Get Cancelled

[@malwrld]

I know they gonna be fighting for their life tryna keep the job

[@Chez_Dude]

Noice, :)

[@Skinnybean-de1rv]

@@Chez_DudeNu uh

[@bluemoth6854]

naaaahhh...

[@Yourlocalmarine748]

ON GOD they fighting for survival when it comes to this

[@Nefariousthing]

Too good bro keep goin

[@ahmonwilliams1530]

"my credit score just went down" 😂😂😂

[@galavantgambitgaming]

As expected 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adrianpierre5744]

Dead

[@-burstverse-1010]

"So if you put one Skittle in a pack of M&Ms, it's MIXED?!" "So we're gonna act like trail mix doesn't exist?" Bro I'm DEAD🤣🤣

[@jeremybrown9611]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarknessRealm]

LMAO

[@seonanimations9458]

Burst your here

[@Kidboom456]

That shit had me CRYING dawg

[@Opmehh124]

😂 I was dying bro 3:38

[@Boringspy]

Honestly though, who wouldn’t want to be called a “Mach 5 super fighter jet”? 😂😂

[@mrbloodymeme1853]

Facts

[@Sephiroso.]

Well, i wouldn't want my SO to call me that in bed cause then that means i'm a one pump chump

[@nengifiedgamer7576]

Like

[@XMan2001X]

“If you put 1 Skittle in a bag full of M&Ms, that’s mixed!?” Bro, STOP! 🤣😂

[@0nepotential]

Bro, can you imagine eating a bag of m&ms and then suddenly one of them tasted fruity instead of chocolaty 😂

[@kristopherwillis8075]

Bruh I was crying 😂🤣

[@ZeroZero86997]

Truly a conversational minefield, with helldivers level mortar strikes raining down constantly

[@Avrage_Weeb]

"So you just gon' act like Trail Mix don't exist?" That fucking killed me!

[@undawnstudios1940]

Basically a Twitter argument in a nutshell

[@jacksonmerriweather8872]

Your credit score going down by READING THE NAME?!? Nah that’s crazy.

[@rogueender3162]

I’m amazed that the assistant hasn’t been fired or even socked into a concussion. The professor has a lot of restraint.

[@RonOnyx]

In all honesty….this conversation might genuinely happen in the future

[@SPVSR3048]

Nah, cause people of true medical prowess won’t entertain this bullshit.

[@zerosorigin8387]

And that’s the scary part

[@thehumblesniper]

No need to wait. It already happens right now.

[@fullaregrets5015]

Gonna piss yourself over it?

[@Megaman231122]

It won't, if you're seriously thinking that this joke has literal truth instead of just the satirical concept of gender and assumption You're dumb af

[@skatercyka9662]

Careers getting ruined with this one!! 🔥🔥🗣🗣

[@Jedi-Of-The-Republic]

Don’t bring that shit here

[@OneWayTwoBrazil]

That assistant be instigating for no reason.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

But It's Very Real

[@spongebobuchiha8788]

I expected the specimen to not have a penis attached and the professor just being confused constantly to what to call it

[@DestroyerThedefender]

Same

[@kicker19539]

Same

[@not_a_bt.wavformat2909]

Homie don’t know what eunuchs are

[@TheprophetDJ]

I can’t believe he compared a singular skittle in a bag of m&m wit trail mix I would swung 😂😂😂

[@DrHKotes]

Would’ve transformed to a prizefighter after that statement

[@GildedJackal]

That trail mix comment is an A tier way to get someone heated. Kudos

[@rahshawnvontayesjr3026]

So we gon act like trail mix don't exist 😂 I'm weak

[@c_____p______2947]

"Yep, i expected that my credit score just went down, just by reading the name off the paper".. 🤣😂

[@RazielTheUnborn]

3:34 Assistant called the subject "He" lol. Even they slipping.

[@RicardoMeansKing]

THEY? HOW DARE YOU!!! CANCELLED 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@TurtleOverHeaven]

Nah The credit score is wild😂

[@michaelscott6022]

Obituaries are going to start saying "The deceased's surviving family would like everyone to remember that the appropriate pronouns have changed from 'he/him' to 'was/were'."

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Was was a happy young were.

[@devinjohnson4181]

Facts as fuck 😂

[@galavantgambitgaming]

😂,😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rashadbroadnax6258]

@@TomEyeTheSFMguy😂😂😂

[@jackambrose2762]

“Big, strong,…and full of crack.” hmd

[@lowkeyimloki8741]

"She prefers to be called a Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet" the scary thing is some of them do 😅

[@LynixLegend]

3:12 "My credit score when down just by reading the name."

[@weskintime4177]

“My credit score went down just reading the name.”

[@vannaa6851]

"A Mach 5 super fighter jet" I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@jojothegreatgaming2479]

"It's a h-/he-/it-/the-/e-/eo-/zhe- A human"

[@wizardfucker8999]

it's a THEO

[@stellleo]

It was a living thing

[@Novakiin-ih9me]

​@leonardorolingstella8554 i hate to tell you this, but that mf dead

[@KingFuture001]

My credit score went down from reading the name is WILD☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@zenn9836]

I watched a paleontology video once. They literally had to clarify (male = sperm producing) and (female = egg producing) just to be safe.

[@Coffy-chan]

This is depressing.

[@CArcherOwl]

@@Coffy-channo. Brain dead. That’s what it is.

[@jazzyj3059]

​@@Coffy-chanRight! At this point nobody can say anything cause folks are soft 😭

[@Coffy-chan]

@@jazzyj3059 Bunch of people who failed basic biology.

[@zenn9836]

*Kendrick Lamar scream* 🎷🎺AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@TheStrongestHeroKnight]

-999999999999 credit score +banned on twitter -lost his degree -no more friends -house taken away

[@akapein717]

This guy is a gem on KZbin. Adding him to my comedy list for sure right next to calebcity and longbeachgriffy

[@Thehyrulewarrior993]

"Jaquayveon I'm about to crash out"😂😂

[@JJQ666]

This isn’t even parody, I’ve legit had conversations close enough to this

[@zeromusa8535]

I would love to see our history books in the future talking about our time. I just wanna see how kids react in the future.

[@scargiv1067]

They wont be able to read it

[@maellesueur5859]

kids in 100y :"... and they were doing that sober and under no influence whatsoever?" teachers in 100y : "Yeah humanity were in the middle of searching themlseves at that time don't judge us "

[@theatre721]

​@@scargiv1067funny and sad at the same time. Well done

[@Gemini053]

With the way things are going nowadays books won’t be a thing, if not they’ll be censored…Heavily censored.

[@Pupido_McMuffin]

Not me about to graduate with an anthropology degree... 🤣

[@Lucas-pq8hs]

Bro is going to be history too after cancellation

[@PhantomRemmy]

Future History people documenting skibidi toilet 🗿

[@curtisstyles8495]

The trail mix is what got me😂😂😂.

[@Lobomaru02]

Another banger. Mal just keeps churning out the hilarious satire content. Mal at this rate you're gonna need to make a bad skit to prove that you're human.

[@BitVyper]

This was addressed in my first year archaeology classes 20 years ago

[@Red-Unlimited]

The sad part is this could be a true story in the next few years

[@lebbzawagamer]

That is a 🥷🏾 that is a whole 🥷🏾! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyonagasaki9445]

This is the greatest piece of cinema I'll ever see😭👌

[@kadrien-q1f]

my credit score went down from saying his name had me dyeing

[@abbyr8766]

4:01 Laughed for a full minute!!🤣

[@callmev3531]

3:51, It kind of reminds me of “2 + 2 = 5” from the book 1984, a dystopian novel where similarly, information is twisted or ignored by the masses and people in power use ignorance to control them.

[@a_jerry808]

"Who said this woman is black sir" Me⚰

[@SuperSky9]

ITS OUT OF CONTROL - There was a debate between LGBTQ vs Gender+, and a person said they identified as non-binary-lesbian and the actual lesbian asked her "How are you a lesbian when you don't even identify as a women?" 🤣🤣

[@talenpax]

😂 ok, that's funny

[@Zennishiable]

"They dare assume their gender!? REEEEEEEEE"

[@zenkai182]

they be contradicting themselves in the labels they give to eachother

[@schemesthefox1255]

There isn’t really a word for non-binaires attracted to other genders, so they just use their sex as a reference.

[@vannaa6851]

Well now mfs identify as Seasons, so I'm honestly not surprised by much at this point 🤷🏽‍♀️💯🤣

[@mitchelraziel3062]

I'm late here but the "Nigette" line destroyed me! lol!

[@MrEazye7]

Nah you just climbed to longbeach Griffey levels with with like 😂😂 2:36

[@Zyecko-]

Manz said lets be risky with this one🤣

[@thatdancerkeem8405]

A Mach 5 fighter jet is crazy😂

[@justsomeguy8814]

Already knew the video was gonna be fire when I was dying off the title notification alone

[@weeaboojones3850]

Not the fact that statistically, some people genuinely act like this. Also, isn’t pre-op trans a thing? If there’s a proper term for that particular state of being please let me know

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

Yeah trans is just an identity it's got nothing to do w whether a person gets surgery

[@josephparris3667]

Who said the subject black sir got me Balling😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hyrdonemicus]

Our boy was seconds away from throwing hands. I'm cryin' over here.

[@TaviusTV]

“Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet”😂😂😂

[@madddogg8044]

Bwahahaha! Best clip ever. Rewriting history for the crazies!

[@Unknown65409]

Facts don’t care about your feelings and neither do I

[@theawakenedarchitect]

The super jet got me 😂

[@AssassinGamer38]

2:33 "What seems to be the problem, Sir? Me: "Did you just assume my gender? It's Ma'am!!!"

[@wor.extcytj]

mal on his griffy timing w this vid😂

[@Aesc_the_voyager]

I fear for the future generations

[@terrashiii3873]

As a trans woman i find this shit deeply hilarious, keep up the good work king!

[@raikasha8152]

Just curious, why don't you call it transphobic or nothing?

[@Mr.Memesoon]

Cuz this is one of the few trans people that are chill

[@raikasha8152]

@Mr.Memesoon I can see that but I just want to know their exact thought process since I don't see many of this kind of person.

[@DrHKotes]

Genuine question: how would you like archaeologists to identify you

[@Mr.Memesoon]

As i look….???

[@QualityBuddy]

Everyday i start to believe thanos and goku black did nothing wrong

[@StarkZaku]

gotta pay respect to the mach 5 super fighter jet🙏

[@adrianpalacio3998]

It really be like that 😪 and the "nigett 🤷‍♂️" got me hard 😂

[@Starmar]

The archeologists will have to dig up this fall off

[@painof7]

This feels like an Akash Signh skit - funny shit.

[@LunarArcher]

Mach 5 SuperFighter Jet. Amazing XD

[@nightmaremythos4679]

Bro really hit him with the Uncle Ruckus dna test

[@dantesparrow9903]

Revitalago

[@dantesparrow9903]

Or however you spell it

[@MrMason-sc1yc]

I am a [REDACTED] and I'm digging a hole, Diggy Diggy Hole, Diggy Diggy Hole!

[@ajayreid5038]

Keep it up bro quality as always 😂😂😂😂😂

[@destroyercreater98]

The only response to this is to say “If you truly care about their opinion, you’d off yourself and ask them yourself.”

[@Hushye-yj4gz]

Thank you malwrlsd for makeing me laugh and It really help proces my mother death that happen 2 months ago.thank you for the video

[@justablackguy-wy2qf]

This is fr how forensic pathologists feel in 2024.

[@Jyrodya]

Bro was so mad he said pornoun

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

I wonder what the mob had to say about this vid

[@cabooseblueteam128]

trail mix is wild

[@mrhotdognomore60]

4:02 quote of the year

[@rundvrun1154]

Can I join in the impending crash out?

[@UranoxGoat]

yo man love the content just subscribed btw can you make a video like: how raiden from metal gear treat his ennemies or mtg boss therapy

[@KINGBACHIA]

BROOO, I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣!!!

[@RicardoMeansKing]

3:54 killed me

[@djraptrap]

I'll never understand cancel culture

[@Insomniaddict0]

A mach-5 super fighter jet 💀

[@NathanBG233]

The jokes in this video got me dying😂😂😂

[@freddycrewger]

NEVER MISSES😭😭😂😂☠️☠️

[@CationicSpate]

0:25 Snowfall is one of the best shows ever

[@Darkassassin725]

Power is better

[@Imm0rta1us]

I know damn well my man did not just diss on trail mix like bro 😂 (btw trail mix is amazing)

[@counselofchads8713]

This was super well done

[@fadikrid3544]

bro that mach 5 super fighter jet got me dead

[@Jquez_]

Why is Jaquavion Davis super close to my name 😭

[@Onyxsoul_Speaks]

"Well, actually she prefers to be called a Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet." 😂😂😂

[@camronlandrum8516]

I just laughed the entire video. I was dead, amazing video, bro, as always ❤😂💀

[@michaelmiller-r7u]

The song at the of the videos is called midnight 😅

[@jshelton100]

All you can do is nod your head in agreement. 😂

[@mondaindoodles8667]

What's the outro song someone please tell me and send links!

[@wirecxre]

How can you be “cancelled” but still log on to said social media? I don’t get ut

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

On god I go through this nonsense everyday at class. 🤣😂