Man Code: Tailgate

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The Dadbod Veteran

The Dadbod Veteran

Күн бұрын

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@travisaugustine7264
@travisaugustine7264 8 ай бұрын
Gentlemen of the high counsel I am sure I speak for many of you when I say that the men in this individual's life have failed this young man. Due to the outrageous, public nature of the display of this failure, I feel that I must point out that Article 21, Section 2, Paragraph 1 clearly states that failure to educate young boys in all features of a vehicle hereby known as a pickup truck requires the immediate surrender of the man card of all adult men involved in the boys' lives. Fellow members of the man counsel, there can be no higher disgrace for a man than the failure of properly educating the next generation.
@Yo-Yo888AA
@Yo-Yo888AA 8 ай бұрын
Here,Here...I concur and make a motion for the revocation of the cards of adult male members (i.e. Father, stepfather and/or uncles ) of this youngling for failure to educate said youngling. And pray the council will appoint a committee to properly educate said Youngling and withhold judgement on his aggravated violations pending his proper education.
@TheMariusDarkwolf
@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын
@@Yo-Yo888AA Motion seconded, and I also move that we at minimum reduce this from an aggravated violation, to a simple violation as this gentleman is attempting to share said information to others who may have grown up with deficient education such as his own. This gentleman is assisting others to help prevent them from suffering what he did.
@hitmanzerosix9978
@hitmanzerosix9978 8 ай бұрын
Here, here! Vote of Aye from Hitman-Zero-Six-Actual
@Bloody1369
@Bloody1369 8 ай бұрын
@@hitmanzerosix9978 Aye!
@jessewatts7198
@jessewatts7198 8 ай бұрын
I move to amend the motion by adding the boy receive proper mentoring to avoid such an egregious error from happening again.
@handimanjay6642
@handimanjay6642 8 ай бұрын
At 64, as a senior member of the Council I second this motion. All those in favor say 👍. Old guy tip. A $3 hose clamp placed around that slotted side slows theives from stealing your tailgate.
@TimothySielbeck
@TimothySielbeck 8 ай бұрын
👍
@MrLandega
@MrLandega 8 ай бұрын
Good sirs! At a mere 38, I'm clearly not a member of this grandiose, 'High Council'. I'll acknowledge that fact entirely BUT I seek wisdom from the elders. For you've seen that young man discovering the tailgate detachment function and immediately y'all insisted the revocation of his man card. From my perspective, given the tech of today...shouldn't he be given praise for figuring it out on his own?! While he may have been young, he still felt obliged to post a video in order to prevent fellow younglings from possibly getting their first truck with no wise elders around to teach them these secret features and driving on unbeknownst!
@margotbissell9174
@margotbissell9174 7 ай бұрын
Even us girls know that tailgate trick!😅
@margotbissell9174
@margotbissell9174 7 ай бұрын
... but then again,I had a dad that taught me that.
@ligmasack9038
@ligmasack9038 7 ай бұрын
@@margotbissell9174 You already have a Leg up on the majority of the "Urban Community"! lol
@lindaward3156
@lindaward3156 8 ай бұрын
Wait until he finds out you can do this with an oven door as well.
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 ай бұрын
Or a fridge door.
@12777mac
@12777mac 7 ай бұрын
Wait, what I didn't have to move my stove?@@Metalman200xdamnit
@alstruck8063
@alstruck8063 6 ай бұрын
Now you're just showing off! What's it going to be like when he discovers jeep doors? LOL
@nicolebacon3230
@nicolebacon3230 6 ай бұрын
Linda be careful, as a senior member of the woman's circle you're awfully close to disclosing information to the enemy...umm, I mean weaker sex...umm I mean to the man boys, lol
@orca4464
@orca4464 4 ай бұрын
Shut the front door
@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw 8 ай бұрын
His father should also be charge with crimes against men
@TheDigitalhammer
@TheDigitalhammer 8 ай бұрын
I believe he may also be in violation of article#5, "Reading Instructions".
@lindaward3156
@lindaward3156 8 ай бұрын
I'm not sure that's in the man handbook. I have/had 3 brothers - we're all one year apart so a close-up view - two husbands & many male cousins & friends yet not a one of them read the dang manual
@Roosters_Restos
@Roosters_Restos 8 ай бұрын
Artical 1 section 2 is no man shall read the instructions and section 1 is no man shall as for directions
@TheDigitalhammer
@TheDigitalhammer 8 ай бұрын
@@Roosters_Restos I stand corrected
@TheMariusDarkwolf
@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын
@@Roosters_Restos Book 3 Section 7.2 does actually permit those without a male influence in their lives be allowed to read either an owners manual OR the Chilton's guide. Given the evidence on display, I'm certain he falls into that exception. Honestly I think he falls under most of Book 3 section 7 (raised by a single mother with no male influence). It's sad that we had to have that section added, but it does keep down the losses.
@robbubba8020
@robbubba8020 8 ай бұрын
He screams Prius why he has a truck is beyond me 😂
@philurbanski
@philurbanski 8 ай бұрын
Fellow gentlemen of the high council. Let us not be hasty. It is true this young man does not know such things. However, he does show what seems to be genuine interest in learning and then sharing what he has learned with other uninformed young men. As such, we should take this as an opportunity to help him by teaching him our ways.
@pathfinderlight
@pathfinderlight Ай бұрын
Fellow gentlemen of the high council. We should indeed not be hasty. It is true we have a man here expressing happiness at the most mundane of pickup truck facts. However, it is also in the spirit of a man to engage in childlike wonder while teaching the younger generation, for we know he has a camera man utilizing a phone camera, which eliminates every boomer and professional photographer. In short, we have good reason to assume this man is indeed teaching his son about the ways of the pickup truck.
@Xzelian
@Xzelian 14 күн бұрын
I too must second this consideration, and remind all that based on his geographical surroundings as well as well as other same type vehicles surrounding he may be protected from article 23-1-12-12 chapters 99 and descending, that when legally operating a man specific vehicle on private lands of 5 acres or more, there is an operating requirement of 3 full octane beverages at all times. Any lack of information applying to equipment, undergarments, or which direction the deer blind is located, cannot be held as a matter of accountability until at least 5 Slim Jim's and a family sized bag of potato chips has been consumed.
@damonr2233
@damonr2233 8 ай бұрын
Imagine his reaction when learning the cables can be routed so the tailgate can be partially open
@Geolstud
@Geolstud 8 ай бұрын
I have met so many young men ( under 30 years old) that don’t know squat about vehicles. I needed a jump start and asked a 26 year old friend to put cables on his car and he didn’t know how or where to put the cables. Looking under the hood of his car he couldn’t identify the battery. 😢It was under the hood on driver side. Exposed. Not under a panel or anything. I think that basic vehicle maintenance should be included in drivers EDUCATION.
@barbarat5729
@barbarat5729 6 ай бұрын
Or maybe parents could show them.
@Hackenberg
@Hackenberg 6 ай бұрын
Wouldn't that cut into the sexualization and historical revision classes?
@goaway3717
@goaway3717 4 ай бұрын
The drivers education teacher in my school was also the auto shop teacher - he covered it.
@Budget_Prepper
@Budget_Prepper 8 ай бұрын
His father should be penalized too.
@jps30
@jps30 8 ай бұрын
And we're letting his Father off the hook for never showing him this?
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 ай бұрын
His father could be deceased.
@JRotten
@JRotten 8 ай бұрын
I figure, single mother parent home. Baby daddy couldn't put up with all the estrogen in house.
@oldmanjim2376
@oldmanjim2376 4 ай бұрын
My father sadly o ly.had cars. But due to the code, when I bought my 1st pickup, I caught on to that feature right away. Only reaction was a nod, and thinking "makes sense"
@hellhound1389
@hellhound1389 8 ай бұрын
This violation deserves a higher penalty. He shall have his man card revoked and be forced to use public transportation for the remainder of his days or until he acts in such a way for the council to have a hearing to return such man card
@oldscoutinks_7482
@oldscoutinks_7482 8 ай бұрын
I hearbuy fourth this arrangement!
@MTG4408
@MTG4408 8 ай бұрын
And he will have to wear a dress
@JG-qo6ts
@JG-qo6ts 8 ай бұрын
The I’s have it. The motion is carried. Sgt at Arms. Please carry out the sentence.
@chrisurschel6832
@chrisurschel6832 8 ай бұрын
He will no longer be addressed as a male of our species. To further be addressed as Miss Priss of the truck lot.
@Birchwood1976
@Birchwood1976 8 ай бұрын
In other news, he also just realized that when you move the lever on your sinks faucet all the way to the left you get hot water.
@blaydCA
@blaydCA Ай бұрын
Unless it's plumbed BACKWARDS. LoL
@jerrykinnin7941
@jerrykinnin7941 8 ай бұрын
As a lifetime operator of pickup trucks and larger semi trucks. I must decree That unless your pickup truck has an 8 ft bed. You do not have a pickup truck . You have an SUV without a trunk lid.
@JRotten
@JRotten 8 ай бұрын
Or,an open top station wagon.
@wolfhodgkinson6866
@wolfhodgkinson6866 8 ай бұрын
At 68 and a member of the BCA (Boomer Council of America), I lend our wise authority to your own. The only reasonable penalty has been determined as follows: He must trade his rig in for a Prius. However, in view of mitigating circumstances, please consider the following... As much as we would like to believe otherwise, not one of us was born with this knowledge. This "man" has been let down by his fore bearers. Therefore, our recommendation would be that he be allowed to re-earn his membership in good standing upon having demonstrated his remedial education to a reasonable degree, to be determined by his own generational council.
@ibtaba
@ibtaba 8 ай бұрын
He should be made to drive a Honda ridgeline for no less than 5 years.
@Rubberduck-tx2bh
@Rubberduck-tx2bh 8 ай бұрын
I'm thinking a Ridgeline is not harsh enough... I say a 1982 Subaru Brat. Bright yellow with black trim, too...
@JRotten
@JRotten 8 ай бұрын
Mini van, with imitation wood grain paneling.
@shawnr6117
@shawnr6117 8 ай бұрын
A barbie pink convertible, no sports or performance cars, so that everyone can know his shame.
@davideldridge4479
@davideldridge4479 8 ай бұрын
​@@Rubberduck-tx2bhI agree with the Ridgeline, but have to disagree with the brat. What is more genx than having 2 seats in the bed with absolutely no safety devices at all!
@williamhadley1580
@williamhadley1580 7 ай бұрын
Ford Maverick, the front wheel drive one.
@Wolfpack6D
@Wolfpack6D 8 ай бұрын
Lots of great recommendations for his punishment, but perhaps we should also discuss some kind of repercussions for said father. He should have been , at least taught or shown this as a child. I think both man cards should be revoked, and perhaps the father instructed on correct care for the future.
@andrewcappiello5585
@andrewcappiello5585 8 ай бұрын
I second this, with the recommendation that his father be publicly shamed and that said father give up all father's day gifts going back to pre-school.
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 8 ай бұрын
Thank you! A young man having to learn on his own with his peers without guidance ... Gen X failed this lad ! His card for manhood restored for continued trying and learning !
@JRotten
@JRotten 8 ай бұрын
Agreed. If father is alive, his man card should be suspended for at least 30 days for every year old his son was at violation.
@ithiriaderitan1745
@ithiriaderitan1745 8 ай бұрын
Seconded the motion to repeal his card. I would add on no appeals to said judgement and a lifetime ban from anything but driving a prius
@williamparker2922
@williamparker2922 8 ай бұрын
The real crime is that he not only recorded it, but posted said video on social media.
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 8 ай бұрын
To share with the many children not being taught ?
@Tsuter1978
@Tsuter1978 8 ай бұрын
If you listen real close you can hear his buddy behind the camera sighing his ass off.
@jdlestero
@jdlestero 8 ай бұрын
Man cards should have endorsements verifying basic knowledge of all things "manly". Lol
@thejeriii
@thejeriii 8 ай бұрын
As a woman I may not have a say but I think his dad should accept responsibility for this failing as the poster appears to be a youngin still.
@notright7
@notright7 8 ай бұрын
I recommend that he has to actually read the owners manual of the truck and actually learn the ins and outs of said truck. And I like the repercussions for his father.
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 8 ай бұрын
Hmm... it didn't come with an owners Manual... The Gen Xer, that owned it before him, kept that and it's some box in the garage rotting away. To only be found after his death when family has to deal with that 3 car garage you can't walk in much less park in.
@livefreeordie9542
@livefreeordie9542 8 ай бұрын
READ, the owners manual? Are you serious? What's your next suggestion? ask for directions? Read the assembly instructions for anything? or maybe talk about your feelings? You sir are dangerously close to being in violation of several man card rules and regulations. If you choose to continue with these flagrant violations. We will be forced to put your man card violations up for a vote.
@TheMariusDarkwolf
@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын
@@livefreeordie9542 Good sir, I'd like to point out that Book 3, section 7.2 DOES in fact recommend reading either the owners manual, OR the Chilton's guide, especially and SPECIFICALLY if there is a dearth of male influence in the man's life. As evidence shows that this is OBVIOUSLY the case, the reading of said manual is specifically allowed. Though I will grant you if he were to go so far as to ask for directions, read assembly instructions, or worse, discuss possible emotions, then yes, revocation is under discussion.
@Bloody1369
@Bloody1369 8 ай бұрын
Are you actually recommending to the High Council that they recommend as a punishment a violation of the Man Card By-Laws by having him read the instructions??? Why, why, this is a travesty!!!
@livefreeordie9542
@livefreeordie9542 8 ай бұрын
My esteemed colleague, As you'll also note in Book 3 Section 8.1 I quote "In the case of auto, motorcycle, marine or aircraft repair, it is not only recommended that one use a certified service manual but, it could result in a minor infraction. If said manual was present and not used and the job turned to shit. " Sub section 2a further states and I quote "A Certified Service Manual is required to be used for all manner or specific repairs including, when the need for correct torque specs, bolt tightening sequences, fluid levels, proper valve lash, firing order and many other instances is prudent." Nowhere in all of Book 3 or any other Book was I able to find any mention of the reading or referencing in any way shape or form a "Users Manual". In fact it clearly states in Book 3 Section 5.2 Sub-Section 1a. "All users manuals will be removed immediately after purchase of item and stored in the manual drawer until the man is dead and buried for a period of not more than 2 months. It is then to be removed from said drawer and discarded in the trash along with all other forgotten magazines, pamphlets, brochures, etc. By the closest male relative or best friend" So YES! I stand by my previous argument as it was stated. Good Day Sir.@@TheMariusDarkwolf
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 ай бұрын
He needs his man card revoked and be forced to drive a Prius for at least 18 months. That is basic knowledge. He shall be forced to wash pickup trucks for the period of driving a Prius.
@darrenskjoelsvold
@darrenskjoelsvold 8 ай бұрын
I object! I must rebut because I do not believe that he's a seasoned member of the male community and this may very well be his first pickup truck. I do not believe that his blame rests solely on him but also his father and older brothers. I don't hold him blameless either but I propose instead of taking away his mancard that he receives probation and upon any further violations he then have it revoked. I also believe that his father should be fined one case of beer to be used as payment to another suitable male to teach his son the other ways of manhood so that the boy may learn our ways. Don't blame him but those who should have taught him. It's important to pass down what we learn and someone obviously failed him. But if he does any further violation then his mancard shall be revoked. We need to help our fellow man. We cannot be overly harsh on the young and inexperienced. If we are how shall they learn? I beseech the council to stay his sentence and take into consideration the circumstances and show mercy.
@amyjeanbelk7561
@amyjeanbelk7561 8 ай бұрын
So...he's not responsible for his own actions?!? You do understand what Man Code is right? He could've read the manual, he could've asked a man, and he could've made an informational video for GenZ...just saying
@TheMariusDarkwolf
@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын
@@amyjeanbelk7561 I mean yes Book 3 section 7.2 does allow for reading the manual, which it's clear he's done, and furthermore, he's attempting to provide the proper education for others, the he himself lacked (section 7.3). Honestly probation is the worst I'd advise for him.
@tdswsob
@tdswsob 8 ай бұрын
As a dissenting opinion, I move that his man card merely get a black mark, yes his celebration was egregious, he has actually done a service by filming this for GenX2. Thank you for your time
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 ай бұрын
But,he filmed himself demonstrating this "knowledge". That cannot be overlooked.
@JRotten
@JRotten 8 ай бұрын
​@@Metalman200xdamnit And was GLEEFUL about discovery.
@tdswsob
@tdswsob 8 ай бұрын
Since when is the preservation of knowledge against the Man Code? Are we to revert to a more primitive time where we passed this father to son via oral tradition? If that's the case why then did we codify the Man Code? I'm not arguing he go without punishment, just that in this case leniency is warranted.
@TheMariusDarkwolf
@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын
@@JRotten Joy is an ALLOWED emotion in the discovery of information previously unknown, even or perhaps especially DISPLAYING said joy. It helps to encourage further exploration of knowledge. This is something that should be encouraged in all men of all ages.
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 ай бұрын
@@tdswsob You bring up a good point,Sir. But,it also depends on the knowledge and whether he should celebrate it.
@Digitalhunny
@Digitalhunny 8 ай бұрын
Oh, come on now... I'm a middle-aged, life long city living woman & even _I_ knew this, "trick". That guy's "truck hack" video has _got_ to be faked for clout, right? Are... are we gettin' stupider by the generation or somethin'? *long, heavy, sigh
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 8 ай бұрын
Yeah Okay 👍 Who failed this young lad? Like city people even own cars much less a truck? LOL 🤣
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 8 ай бұрын
I was born in 1966 and I've watched many boomers AND Gen X get a thrill out of knowing shit the younger generations DON'T... They failed this young guy.
@AngusHenry09
@AngusHenry09 8 ай бұрын
I am an old lady and even I know this.
@Alex-zg8yc
@Alex-zg8yc 8 ай бұрын
Call me jaded, but I was kinda surprised he actually knew how to let the tailgate down. It seems many youngsters can't even do that nowadays smh
@77Callous
@77Callous 4 ай бұрын
As he seems young, and his discovery seems joyous and genuine, and he is even willing to share the knowledge of his discovery, I argue, due to no fault of his own, his exuberance to his discovery should lead to no penalty. His excitement to this discovery, I argue, should even add to our own acceptance in his generation, as their own progeny fails to teach them as most of us should.
@scottdrury7404
@scottdrury7404 8 ай бұрын
Short version: Bad man. No truck.
@kristenfrancis5381
@kristenfrancis5381 8 ай бұрын
I've worked in automotive for several years and I'm shocked at how many guys don't have a clue about their vehicles.
@knife_knut
@knife_knut 8 ай бұрын
He must be forced to drive minivans the rest of his miserable life…
@thechiclets56
@thechiclets56 5 ай бұрын
A sign of the times that I grieve most. Men who know nothing about cars, except where to put the gas. Yes, it is sad that I, a 70 year old woman, knows more about how my truck runs and what features it has than most young men, and even some not so young men. But then, I was raised by a "car guy" who wanted me to be safe on the road.
@Kelley_cant_Get_Right
@Kelley_cant_Get_Right 8 ай бұрын
Gentlemen.. esteemed Gentlemen of the counsel ik as being a female I have no say of any sorts in this most aggregious matter but I emplore u go forth and discover the background of said young sir... Maybe there was no elder to show him the ways of the before times maybe he was only raised on TV and video games... Thank u esteemed Gentlemen of the High council and I bid u all a most joyous GOOD DAY 🫡
@travisaugustine7264
@travisaugustine7264 8 ай бұрын
Distinguished Gentle-lady, I thank you for your well considered comments. As noted by other members of the counsel, your points are addressed in the man-code. As egregious as this matter is, there is a far greater dishonor to be discussed which is the role that an elder men in this young-man's life (older siblings, uncles, grandparents, neighbors, etc) played in this situation. The man-code clearly states that all male children by the age of 5 shall be properly versed in the most basic of pickup truck features. If this young man does not have an elder to show him as you pointed out, it then befalls to other men to teach him. It truly is a horror that this young man made it to this point in his life without anyone teaching him.
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 ай бұрын
Dear Good Lady, You made good points that this young man may have just slipped through the cracks. But,to film and post this shows he has no foresight and proves his...naiveté. He should be placed in re-education and forced to wash pickup trucks whist having to drive a Prius.
@Kelley_cant_Get_Right
@Kelley_cant_Get_Right 8 ай бұрын
@@travisaugustine7264 I concur as this has plagued my life as well but my grandfather had taught my mother as then she turned around and sorta taught me
@lylehart3744
@lylehart3744 8 ай бұрын
Man card revoked and swift kick to the jewels
@deanvaillancourt2881
@deanvaillancourt2881 8 ай бұрын
He should never be allowed to own a pickup again.
@jackr2287
@jackr2287 3 ай бұрын
Yes, I and a coworker figured this out after we hit a significant enough bump and had to figure out how to put the work truck back together again. Mostly in how to get the tailgate back on correctly, so it would shut right. I defend, I have had no reason or want to remove any tailgate, and will be leaving mine in place, until a time I need to remove it... probably to grind off the rust and paint some lacquer over the exposed spots.
@patrickcarleton3924
@patrickcarleton3924 Ай бұрын
Exactly! He just showed the whole world what a goober he is! LMAO!!!
@Vermonster23
@Vermonster23 8 ай бұрын
Is his father alive? He needs to be spoken to.
@BrettHondow
@BrettHondow 8 ай бұрын
He might even go on to discover the wheels come off too when he has to (God forbid)... change a tire.
@everythingissogreen6748
@everythingissogreen6748 8 ай бұрын
I concur. Such a sad day, indeed.....
@uoabigaillevey
@uoabigaillevey 8 ай бұрын
Makes me wonder how many people that identify as pickup trucks have a negative opinion about having their tailgates removed... or if they prefer it that way. O.O
@johngaltman
@johngaltman 8 ай бұрын
Explaining the feature to others via any communication device is one thing, but celebrating what you think is your discovery, that is outside the bounds of any proper culture that has ever existed...
@Daniel-dc4xm
@Daniel-dc4xm 7 ай бұрын
Revoke i say now damn you! Revoke we must and Revoke, we shall! Sir Winston Churchill (maybe) 🤣
@user-fv1gq3yo5o
@user-fv1gq3yo5o 8 ай бұрын
He should be driving to Prius
@davidshettlesworth1442
@davidshettlesworth1442 7 ай бұрын
Yes! Yes Truly a sad day indeed Gentlemen of the high counsel. Sadly this young man was never taught the ways of the pickup.
@paulbavington1529
@paulbavington1529 8 ай бұрын
I believe the punishment for this transgression should be revocation of said Man card and forcible trade of the pickup in the video for a Volkswagon Jetta, used VW Beetle (new version only) or minivan. Man card may be reinstated by completing a 2 year subscription to a suitable truck-related magazine and demonstrating knowlege of common truck features without giggling like a schoolgirl.
@Michaelfatman-xo7gv
@Michaelfatman-xo7gv 8 ай бұрын
Stop. I giggle when I find a new amusement and as for the magazine subscription, crap, they are nothing but crap.
@mornbar1
@mornbar1 8 ай бұрын
". . . or other such punishment/penance as the council in it's wisdom shall deem just."
@survidmt
@survidmt 3 ай бұрын
Standard fare of truck purchases is a check on the workings of this feature, per that make/model/ yr, prior to any final decision.
@kevenpinder7025
@kevenpinder7025 8 ай бұрын
Proposal for The Book of Man Code: In the event that any man lose his life in the commission of any act deemed reckless and stupid by the Grand Council of the Nads, that man shall be enshrined in the Man Hall of Fame. If that man precede the act by saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this," he shall be enshrined as a Gold Star Honoree.
@Magdalena-ow7gy
@Magdalena-ow7gy 6 ай бұрын
My granddaughter could have given him that little nugget of knowledge 😂😂😂
@notlikely4468
@notlikely4468 7 ай бұрын
My Ram pick up has storage compartments hidden under the rear floor mats But it took a customs officer to teach me about that "No....thank YOU!"
@PearlTheSpinster
@PearlTheSpinster 8 ай бұрын
SNATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT. Even i know this and have never had a pickup and from the suburbs 😂😂😂
@Asperger0815
@Asperger0815 5 ай бұрын
As member of the german council I can only abstain from any vote. As it is common knowledge we don't own or use pick up trucks here. We use highly overpowered station wagons most of the time. Therefore we miss the capacity to understand the gravity of this particular transgression.
@HVYMTL55
@HVYMTL55 3 ай бұрын
Revoked till puberty
@antonioliles5027
@antonioliles5027 8 ай бұрын
I concur with other members. He shall lose all right drive puckup trucks!
@TheMariusDarkwolf
@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын
In the gentleman's defense, Book 3, section 7.1 covers the possible defense of a lack of male influence and education. It's a sad state of affairs where we've had to look to that section more and more as the years move on. But as this qualifies as a possible defense, and furthermore the gentleman in question is attempting to pass this knowledge on to others that may be in his selfsame situation, I move that he be given a warning (especially inasmuch as he shouldn't admit that this is information that he just learned).
@BeNiceToday2
@BeNiceToday2 6 ай бұрын
Found this out by accident one day. Man card revoked.
@jimfinigan1681
@jimfinigan1681 6 ай бұрын
The Texas Man Council concurs.
@TheLovelyMissBeans
@TheLovelyMissBeans 8 ай бұрын
I don't know...have you done an inquiry with his elder/mentor men to see if he was ever properly instructed in this procedure? If not, that inquiry needs to be completed first, and should it be found that the responsible parties were negligent in their duty, they should be censured, and this young man assigned a Wise Older Neighbor Bro to tutor him in what his previous education was lacking.
@oldmanjim2376
@oldmanjim2376 4 ай бұрын
Vehicle knowledge is sadly missing from younger males. My dad made sure i knew the basics and my first car was a beater 1971 Mercury. I carry jumper cables (indeed, my dad bought me my first set, a very beefy set that was extra long) and various other items. My lovely lady has let her lady friends know that i am available to diagnose and hopefully solve their car issues. Did have one time i had the misfortune to tell one friend her truck had a blown head gasket. As soon as i opened the radiator cap, the forbidden chocolate milk was staring at me.
@HollowFaith666
@HollowFaith666 Ай бұрын
As a member of the council from NY, This person should be sentenced to only being allowed to drive a Pruis henceforth.
@oldscoutinks_7482
@oldscoutinks_7482 8 ай бұрын
Is it his 1st or 3rd violation? If so then I seek the revocation of his license. We can not allow these practices to succeed
@pxbvic
@pxbvic 7 ай бұрын
Expel him from the brotherhood..
@observationistdave
@observationistdave 8 ай бұрын
I blame automakers for marketing work vehicles to hipsters and giving them all leather heated seats.
@jeffb957
@jeffb957 7 ай бұрын
Good sir, your judgement is correct, but as a matter of showing mercy, I submit that the condemned should be allowed occasional use of a Honda Ridgeline. This minor allowance being acceptable for reasons which should he obvious to all.
@annette3681
@annette3681 8 ай бұрын
Yeah but as a woman I am so happy to have this info 😊
@richardromanyshyn608
@richardromanyshyn608 7 ай бұрын
Notice a cherry picker is just long enough to have the tailgate get in the way. Make a 1 person job out of loading anything. And yes I forgot last time. I got a bit excited due to the "treasure" being loaded. Couldn't get it loaded fast enough. My bad, but seller buddy helped flip the tailgate up as I slowly had pickup in rewind. Not a scratch as always. K💜🇺🇸
@splatninja9447
@splatninja9447 3 ай бұрын
Seconded, with the amendment of a period of not less than one year of probation. This is in acknowledgement of fluctuating societal normality. The defendant may reapply after the conclusion of his probationary period by committing a typical masculine action as set forth by the Charter of 1944. The defendants probationary period may be fulfilled in its entirety prior to the probation end date by A: rescuing a damsel in distress B: Moving a comparable vehicle without the use of mechanical assistance for a distance of five miles. C: In the event of an untimely death.
@teazy1088
@teazy1088 7 ай бұрын
I second that motion.
@charlesgru8978
@charlesgru8978 8 ай бұрын
Card....REVOKED. (I learned that about tailgates in 1997, about 5 minutes after I bought my first one)
@kevinf5073
@kevinf5073 8 ай бұрын
Dadbod this egregious violation of the man articles is getting out of hand. I vote to revoke all man cards granted after year birth 1988 until such time as proven worthy of be bestowed such card. What say you sir?
@jeffpulk9692
@jeffpulk9692 8 ай бұрын
It was the first thing I found when I got the truck when I was 17
@corvideclectica6931
@corvideclectica6931 6 ай бұрын
I would like to add Jeeps to the list of restricted vihicles as well due to the marginal chance he discovers the spare tire
@JRotten
@JRotten 8 ай бұрын
This violation not only should his man card be revoked. He should have to wear his hair in a man bun. And prance around in skinny jeans. Till he can humble himself properly in front of the counsel to get his man card back. 4 wins in the octagon, I legit MMA fights will help his situation. But must fight with man bun and skinny jeans.
@tonymahon4894
@tonymahon4894 2 ай бұрын
Give him 10,000 slaps.
@lisalavender9783
@lisalavender9783 7 ай бұрын
Not even in that club and I knew that😂
@xmarks-spot
@xmarks-spot 5 ай бұрын
Newer GE dishwashers work the same way, don't forget to disconnect the communication cable to the user interface board first.
@brianazmy3156
@brianazmy3156 8 ай бұрын
I'll bet the farm that he has a man bun too.
@danieljonhson6367
@danieljonhson6367 8 ай бұрын
If it had been off of an antique pick up truck he would have at least been redeemed him self a little being able to lift it but being a newer modern truck his sister could lift it.
@RayM-b3p
@RayM-b3p 4 ай бұрын
True facts and agree with that
@uczeg
@uczeg 8 ай бұрын
Additionally due to the aggravated circumstance of this violation I move he loses his truck privileges and be relegated to the use of a Mazda Miata henceforth.
@user-io6pj8bz8h
@user-io6pj8bz8h 6 ай бұрын
Well said!
@mattw.3784
@mattw.3784 8 ай бұрын
40 lashes for him
@Allishaalr
@Allishaalr 7 ай бұрын
This is hilarious 😂
@dancooney6529
@dancooney6529 8 ай бұрын
How the heck could he now know the tail gate comes off🤔🫣
@walkerke1
@walkerke1 4 ай бұрын
You should make a book of the man code w/ "laws"
@Weezlenut
@Weezlenut 8 ай бұрын
Esteemed Council. While I believe the punishment is just, I also believe it is being levied against the wrong individual. This young man discovered something, on his own, that should have been demonstrated much earlier in life. He is showing initiative and the desire to learn the old ways and should not be punished for his youthful exuberance. As is the norm for the younger generations, he presumed that he was the first to discover this "feature" and proceeded to share his newfound knowledge with others of his generation in a manner befitting their attention spans. Although I do not dispute that being so excited as to create and post this video to the interwebs was indeed a breach of etiquette it was done with the best of intentions and his punishment should be considered as time served due to the inevitable longevity it will know. The onus of this particular offense should fall squarely on the primary and or secondary male figure(s) in this young man's life. They are the ones that have failed him. Not only for not educating this young man as they are duty bound to do but also for allowing this video to be made and posted for their shame to never be forgotten. Gentlemen, Thank You for your time and consideration.
@defenderoff-road
@defenderoff-road 8 ай бұрын
Hi DadBod I just came across someone using your photo for their site just thought you should know, I took a screen shot of it to show you.
@hmmreally620
@hmmreally620 6 ай бұрын
Agree, very sad! His punishment should be that he be forced to drive a Ford Fiesta for the next 5 years!
@Zimke42
@Zimke42 8 ай бұрын
lol. We need a hearing. Let him defend himself before the council. It is possible he lacked a male figure to teach him the basics. Yes, this does seem to be an egregious misstep of the title of man, but it may be he can yet be salvaged.
@livefreeordie9542
@livefreeordie9542 8 ай бұрын
As a senior member of the GenX Council I Second the motion to remove his Man Car and motion that in addition to this person being required to sell his pickup. He must be forced to drive a bright pink Smart Car for the remainder of their days. Can I get a second on my motion?
@user-hx3nw3vj8m
@user-hx3nw3vj8m 4 ай бұрын
I need one of these books 😊
@SamBrockmann
@SamBrockmann Ай бұрын
You didn't know that the tailgate could be removed, in order to replace it, if nothing else?! 😂😂
@timschlichting9163
@timschlichting9163 7 ай бұрын
As a gen x man I believe that he should be able to drive a cruck, but only for work...
@3schmitt
@3schmitt 5 ай бұрын
Get him a Prius. Sad day for all men
@Mav_F
@Mav_F 3 ай бұрын
As a female, I knew that. How embarrassing for that guy.
@intellectualiconoclasm3264
@intellectualiconoclasm3264 8 ай бұрын
That's a 24 months on Ptius Probation level offense!
@annascarpallini2461
@annascarpallini2461 8 ай бұрын
He should be made to drive a Prius...a pink Prius....
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 6 ай бұрын
With a rainbow on it.
@jamesbrownmiller808
@jamesbrownmiller808 8 ай бұрын
I have a 1994 pickup that does the same thing!
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