Man justifies shameless DoorDash order | Stavros Halkias

[@jimjimsauce]

you could just tell stavvy was thrilled to find basically the same guy as him

[@AJohnSmith]

Notice he’s wearing all black to hide the diabeetus?

[@Mrkevi123]

They obese together

[@crazymunky81]

Stavvy’s 5’6” same weight tho

[@LlVEFromMars]

I mean, we can't all be built like a greek god. Stav sets a high bar.

[@Squirrelconga]

🙏 "Namaste"

[@BenLevkoTLV]

The empathy in this bit was so deep he immediately knew the price of the order

[@Yugemos]

I worked with a big dude who door dashes Taco bell from 2 miles away almost every day... I don't doubt that's an accurate price range.

[@gwho]

Anyone who has used door dash knows the prices

[@SnackPatrol]

I thought that had to be an exaggeration. That's absolutely ridiculous.

[@ValentineCorp]

😂😂

[@nathanfreeman7362]

Oh was that the exact price of a doordashed heath bar milkshake from dq? That's expensive dude.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

This one's great because it's two experts discussing a lifetime of study.

[@ZaynneThaWook]

😂😂

[@RiddlerQM]

Lol

[@zangl2955]

A clash of titans

[@narasimha-dev]

Kant and Nietzsche having the conversation of a lifetime while we just get to watch

[@crystal_pepsi]

they both bring a large body of work for sure

[@SLURM187]

Him turning that “give it up for moms” into a bit was an expert move. Love this guy.

[@itskmillz]

That was very impressive! I was like ohh shit he bout to piss off a bunch of moms. Brilliantly transitioned it into a slippery slope point.

[@ahmedhamed1092]

I wish at the end he said give it up for the moms too

[@ahmedhamed1092]

I wish at the end he said give it up for the moms too

[@ahmedhamed1092]

I wish at the end he said give it up for the moms too

[@ahmedhamed1092]

I wish at the end he said give it up for the moms too

[@TheOneCleanHippy]

I love the way he shut that applause break down. Cut it off but kept the crowd with him. He really is a master of crowd work.

[@toms3965]

And then got the applause for the guy, stamped his authoritar

[@benfelps]

give it up for the moms!

[@DepthStrider222]

@@benfelpsNo

[@shoka_01]

As someone who is also addicted to DQ and is in the same place as the dude, that $17 estimate was spot on, crazy 😂

[@gwho]

Depends how much you tip.

[@homelander2243]

🤮 fat people

[@Dontbustthecrust]

How could you do that to yourself?

[@shoka_01]

@@Dontbustthecrust it took many years of dedication lol

[@Dontbustthecrust]

@@shoka_01 to each their own. Make the most of few years you have left.

[@Slamolo]

'A bad precedent to set', such a clever way to express himself, Stavros really is the best

[@sagetmaster4]

This is a very common turn of phrase. You just don't read much

[@Slamolo]

@sagetmaster4 I was trying to refer specifically to the whole ending and how he manages so well to be accurate with his feelings and always funny almost at the same time, but actually in a very endearing ping-pong. English is my fourth language (Kabyle, Arabic (darija, fus7a), french), I just try to get the runway going 🙏

[@Bannanasammich]

@@sagetmaster4 In my opinion people are reading less and less, I included. reading is for news or research, media for entertainment. and honestly todays vocab has me worried. like this aint bussin and for real for real no cap I aint feelin the vibes the future sayin. got me geekin on god. i dont even got any rizz. every day i feel we fall farther from "gods" light. im ignorantly hopeful and just worried from a logical standpoint. but.... ya im rambling. eh my 2 cents. "shrugs"

[@SachaGreif]

He has a special talent for finding the best turn of phrase! I think that sets him apart from the other standup a who do crowd work.

[@pkyy9269]

@@Slamolo It's wonderful that you speak so many languages, great job, thank you for sharing :)

[@southpark_addict]

Im pretty sure Stavros actually knew the doordash price for a blizzard by heart

[@larurentius]

That was no estimate, bro has that locked in 😂

[@seu754e5rjdjf7]

This is the nicest I've ever seen Stav be to an audience member

[@lazypunk794]

He sees himself in the guy

[@shundiin8]

Yeah because he’s talking to a behemoth lol jk mans is cute af 😚

[@tmmnago2722]

empathy

[@khansahb-o4e]

Home team benefit.

[@texasmade23]

Stravos is one of the funniest people around. He's so quick on his feet

[@78pencils]

'so quick on his feet'

[@GyroZeppel]

Not literally, of course. Hahaha 😂

[@oyebanjo5664]

he's not funny and he's very fat

[@funsquirrle]

Couldn’t agree more

[@herbacino3635]

in some words

[@alexvlk]

Guy in the crowd was also awesome. Can’t do the bit this well without him.

[@ChuckShute]

“We got a right guard here” 😂

[@jeremiahkuehne2400]

Imagine if he ended with "anyway...give it up for the moms!"

[@goldman1996]

Missed opportunity of a lifetime.

[@blotterdowney8075]

youtube commenter brain

[@alexbyrne009]

​@goldman1996 not a missed opportunity. He has a precedent to set. Plus he can just say that whenever he wants at another show or when moms comes up again in crowd work

[@rjmari]

I was expecting "Give it up for our plump friend".

[@felis4289]

lol that would have been awful

[@evrrrs]

the 'how bout keepin the bloodlines pure' with the soft clap was immaculate. hahahhaha

[@richardsteiner45]

It would be if Stavro didn’t actually hate whites

[@bradenfry8939]

Can’t blame him in this heat bro

[@KingAntDaProphet]

I mean it's global warming out here the fuck you want me to do. Walk? Fuck outta here

[@kingofgrim4761]

Give it up for global warming!

[@vaels5682]

Oh no you definitely can. Maybe just a healthy smoothie made at home is cheaper and a lot less wasteful

[@shredkaczynski8414]

how about some water?

[@NickCageDrippp]

@@vaels5682 🤓

[@Condimenting]

The price with a 5 dollar tip was 17.43... LOL

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

Stav having that off the top is such a fat guy flex

[@quintinmcadams5866]

Stavros over here acting like he’s never door dashed ice cream 😂😂

[@WoodrowSkillson]

bro he tallied up the order he has absolutely done so lmao

[@HansBelphegor]

He got the cost on point

[@David-gj9qr]

No it's more like he knows it's a fat guy thing to do because he's done it before

[@BlackandWhiteOrange]

“These are the fattest excuses I have ever heard in my life.” 😂

[@whatitdo6287]

Doordash just started offering financing on orders over $100, which is every freaking order.

[@zangl2955]

@@whatitdo6287 imagine going into debt over a predatory icecream loan

[@capt_howdy]

Stav couldn't even roast him that hard because he gets it

[@PR0MAN01]

That first dudes an absolute legend. We all have our go to justification for ordering Doordash.

[@Magooch86]

That high fructose corn syrup really transforms people into a different species. Even average size Americans have a general thiccness you don't get elsewhere. Fascinating.

[@Ritzacracka]

Most athletes of any other country tho🤔

[@Mrkevi123]

Obesity

[@gankt]

@@Ritzacracka weird made up fact. Is that per capita?

[@livewiiiiire]

​@@Ritzacrackathere's no way that can be measured. Do you mean professional athletes? Per captain, or?

[@chaddrusso8850]

@@Ritzacrackayou definitely made that up😂 we are by far the fattest nation in the world

[@hopper131]

You're the crowd work GOAT.

[@seanA416]

Absolutely.

[@krazyzyko]

Patrice O'Neal though.

[@danielaudet9103]

It's between him and Schulz right now for sure.

[@svn5994]

Nah.

[@jacobsmith6689]

was that a nice lil scale keyframe around 4:12?

[@MADPoltergeist]

As a fat dasher/shorts maker, I approve

[@MADPoltergeist]

@@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510 no spammer here muhfukker but I’ll forgive you for a sub

[@iheartlreoy8134]

​@@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510oh lol he wants us to watch his channel lmao

[@jnault6441]

He improved a whole bit based on that one guy yelling out about moms. Genius comedian.

[@jstample]

Imagine how much money he could have saved by getting a party pail of ice cream and a jumbo bag of heath bars

[@unclefuncledan]

You wouldn't get it..

[@jelellyy]

I would eat all of it in one day...maybe one sitting.

[@zangl2955]

Same reason I don’t buy a pound of weed at a time.

[@KruciferOfficial]

When the dude said "it's been hot" I launched a mouthful of water onto my monitor lol

[@nathandoerfler2952]

that was some top tier audience work! thanks for the laughs stavvy!

[@J8ck_hoff]

Ice cream delivered is a savage thing blizzards melt so fast 😂

[@prolastmedia6171]

Only true addicts are insane enough to order ice cream on Doordash 😂

[@evice]

​@@prolastmedia6171Especially during the winter.

[@Kalron9]

His crowdwork is insanely good. I feel like every time I see him, that's what he's doing. He's so good at it that it feels like he's scripted it as a bit. obviously, he couldn't have; it just feels so natural and quick. True skill and amazing crowdwork.

[@chiefusq]

Real ones know this a reupload, still goated tho

[@DonnyBerger]

THOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CesarrrScreamer]

Was looking for this. Enjoyed it the second time too

[@PLOttawa]

Beautiful moment. Seldom does anyone in the audience gain Stavvy’s genuine respect.

[@njsteere]

This is like the nod of respect one buff dude when he sees another buff dude. They’re the only ones who understand. The long hours, the struggle.

[@ntwynn]

Dude the way he got a solid minutes worth of gold off of one guy yelling “give it up for the mom” like s *chefs kiss

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

As a DQ blizzard my self, I can confirm thicc boys love me.

[@napajwolf13]

Are you saying your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

[@RuFi0000000]

Milkshake is based gurker and throated periodt

[@boredmisfit7725]

​@RuFi0000000 Want to try that comment again? Possibly in English this time so it makes sense to someone other than yourself.

[@riosmax4317]

​@@RuFi0000000What the hell kinda cows you talking about?!

[@RuFi0000000]

@@boredmisfit7725 Become as strained as the collective plumage of all feathered flying fucks festering inside your tiny cranium while attempting to comprehend my genius, you fickle dorked derpy dungsmell fucklestick.

[@Garbageman28]

That guy seems chill tbh. Would eat a blizzard with him.

[@maynardtrendle820]

"Someone in the back with a weird eagle tattoo..."😂😂😂

[@beardedglasseshat3177]

FINALLY another video staviiii. Youre killing me! When is your next special so I can watch it 35 times like the last one?

[@LeetHaxington]

These town hall meetings are unhinged but great

[@Gemini19]

There's nothing I love better than watching someone else interrupt/try to steal the show from Stav. You just know he's about to completely spit roast someone

[@jeffdumpster1470]

I've been on a relentless diet and the only indulgence I've had in the last 2 months is one Heath Blizzard, this man speaks to me.

[@captainkegel8482]

bros got the Lithuania grateful dead shirt, too. what a G

[@noahmiller347]

Having a weird Eagle tattoo is a slippery description considering it's in Philly😂

[@Impellizzeri23]

This guy is the truth. Solid crowd member lol

[@Notveryclever19]

Stavvy the crowd work GOAT

[@larvay0722]

loved that audience member and his righteous mustache

[@Labergemusic]

One of my favourite videos of yours ever

[@NumberOneVillain]

Your laugh is intoxicating. I could listen to you giggle all day.

[@techhelpwizardgenie3146]

Stavros has the best crowd work comedy around.

[@ianaspinall7948]

This is like when two old dudes realise they fought in the same battle in WWII

[@chrisdude3718]

I googled "guatamala man" and "electric bike" together and I am still confused. Still my favorite comedy man💯

[@bethanycooke2115]

The DoorDash delivery driver was likely a man from Guatemala 🇬🇹 and instead of delivering the ice cream by car, he was delivering on an electric bike

[@zangl2955]

Move to a city and you’ll get it. Respect to them though.

[@GURTHWORM8383]

Unmatched crowdwork

[@kailismith]

Ending part was the funniest 😂😂😂 he’s so quick.

[@fearlessgambino]

That starting right guard joke had me rolling

[@remyjune4518]

Stavvv man. You are hands down the best modern comic in my opinion.

[@lahawnduh]

the dude casually wearing a Lithuania Basketball Vintage tee. Pretty sweet.

[@gregorious_funk]

nobody is funnier than Stavy right now. My man is the best comedian out there

[@treytison1444]

Plot twist that's the bad little boy who smashed his sister's doll house.

[@YTKipz]

Stavvy has gotten so much better at crowd work in the last year or two I love this guy

[@DudeWatIsThis]

"We always had food in the house"

[@enginerdy]

The crowd work is always so funny, and I love how he handles crowd problems like he wants to be there. Was at a comedy show recently and the guy on stage couldn’t even deal with a mild chatterbox in the crowd. This was the touring headliner! His reaction made everyone so uncomfortable, and it’s awesome seeing Stavros handle it in a positive way

[@culpritdesign]

He should of came in at the end with something like "I ENCOURAGE THE APPLAUSE, NOT YOU"

[@rcarl5515]

There is nothing like big on big banter 😂. Hits close to home.

[@LMarti13]

I've gotten ice cream delivered before and I'm not even joking they should make it mandatory that anyone who orders doordash DQ has to see a therapist

[@prolastmedia6171]

DQ is always so slow getting the orders up. By the time they actually finish the order the food they started with is already half cold/melted

[@ladylove34]

This popped up on my screen, and I immediately ordered a blizzard from DQ on Doordash. Cant wait until it arrives half melted!

[@austinwolfe2373]

2:11 LMAO😂😂😂

[@robertaBooey69]

Right guard 😂 0:16 I use to tell people she about linebacker size or other positions

[@garthvater]

I get more ice cream delivered than anything else because I am always to stoned to drive when I want ice-cream.

[@espinosayoung]

“IT’s a slippery slope” 😂

[@RobertHook-m7j]

He said some dude with a weird eagle tattoo 💀

[@theshadow3286]

Came back to Stavy's channel to catch up on some bits after like 6 months. Nice to see he's using the exact same prompts. "anyone here plumping up?"

[@misterpimpster]

Ive never been so happy to see new content from a comedian, and so angry at the same time because theyre all like 6 minutes long. I need mo stravos!

[@JP.710]

I could just imagine Stavros doing a funky ass walk to the little song he's got at the end. Stavvy just on his way to steal your bitch while quirky 8bit music plays in the background.

[@Bushido21XX]

This comedian has chaotic Newman energy and I'm here for it

[@JakeRaymond7]

bruh heath bar blizzards are so good this man is a knower

[@Cyge240sx]

Stavi and this guy should star in the movie fat and fatter

[@TBlow]

DQ should definitely sponsor Stavy and give my man free heath blizzards FOR LIFE!!😄

[@aalires]

I accidentally read that as “Health Blizzards” 😂

[@azumanguy]

subscribed (for the little jingle at the end)

[@loganboyd10]

“It’s been hot” 😂

[@evanrobeson3816]

love the vids bro i need a show in cle!!!

[@TheSkyline5467]

That's how you have to deal with Stavros. If you're not willing to get laughed at just stay home lol

[@jamesbungert3155]

Dude, Heath Blizzards - sublimely good. ☠☠☠

[@leonardolemos7542]

It got kinda real for a moment there lol

[@AirKangLocker]

you cant tell me this isnt weird Al wearing his Fat MV suit again

[@challenger9520]

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[@Aex3f4]

When I saw the thumbnail. I thought this was a clip from the pod and the text was a quote from Nick about Stav not losing weight after hurting his foot.

[@TheCaliRhino]

6'3" 315 isn't that bad, dude looked like he had some muscular arms, he's not a total trainwreck for 315...I'm saying that from 6'1" 265, but I *_never_* want to see my scale start with a 3!

[@jimmy87587]

Spotted the American

[@brianpacheco1927]

Height helps a lot I’m 6’3 275 but look closer to 220.

[@chigbungus2764]

"Friendly fire will not be tolerated"

[@leviticuscornwall9631]

Once when I was like 16 I ordered delivery from an ice cream shop literally less than half a mile from my house

[@riosmax4317]

Fat Boy Activities

[@zangl2955]

I used to go to an arcade/tabletop nerd hangout place and there was this kid who would get mcdonalds ubered to him from across the parking lot.

[@leviticuscornwall9631]

@@zangl2955 I only door dashed once and it was a McDonald’s order. The girl who ordered was an employee at a retail shop literally right next door

[@robertberkowitz992]

This bit brought me so much joy (I am currently in the grocery store doing bad little fat boy activities), but I do need to ask: are eagle tattoos a dog whistle? I have an eagle tattoo on my chest and I’m a little concerned about what I may have signed up for!

[@korhanalparslan8730]

You have signed up for a life of a man with an eagle tattoo. I believe in you

[@LanceWillMakeIt]

@@korhanalparslan8730 😂

[@matthorning2157]

Just Google “Nazi eagle” and you’ll see.

[@BoolyK]

Hey bro I don't make the rules but you're a nazi now

[@jeffreywacker3598]

I think Stavvy is talking about the Reichsadler....aka the "dirty bird", I don't think he was talking about dudes with USA and Eagle tattoos.

[@shifty1927]

Im eating a bowl of midnight cereal as i watch this 😂. Thats my weakness, waking up in the middle of the night and needing some type of snack with milk cookies, pb toast, cereal etc. But luckily ive lost a bunch of weight in the past 2 years. Contribute that to only drinking water now.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

I legit thought that guy in the crowd was the guy that's on the F*ckface podcast, lmao.

[@PersonalRobotJesus]

As a recently fat person who previously lived skinny, Stavvy has helped me immensely in not feeling terrible about myself.

[@beastleemain]

OMG Story of my life. When I was super depressed could not stop eating heath oreo blizzards...sigh...with extra oreo and heath 😅

[@LastbutNotFirst]

DQ blizzard seems like a good place to pick up chicks now that everyone mentions this shit

[@andrewkost2625]

oreo heath blizzard with mint ice cream 👌🏻

[@idkwhattohaveasausername5828]

God I love Stavvy. So good. Underrated comedian for real. We got a right guard in the house 😂

[@Rebar77_real]

Record heat requires record amounts of ice cream.

[@nelsonburton4567]

3:27 A matter of “decorum” i think is the word you’re looking for

[@unveiledwithouttears1370]

2:50 damn, this one made me laugh but made me realize that my mom has the same problem, lmfao

[@78pencils]

The ability to order fast food has improved society by leaps and bounds

[@TheMiist]

Heaps of pounds*

[@wooopwoop]

@@TheMiist loled

[@roachies4242]

@@TheMiistsick dude 🔥✍️

[@coastcity7029]

This looked like a great set. Where's the full-length video? 🧐

[@lawnshark025]

saw this bit live in philly it was hilarious

[@vanderhoutd]

I was the guy in the crowd