Somebody stole my wife's credit card. I won't tell the police. Whoever stole it uses it less than my wife
@anthonydavella83502 ай бұрын
@@vulture3874 ???
@anthonydavella83502 ай бұрын
Send me urs plz
@anthonydavella83502 ай бұрын
@vulture3874 fixed, duh. Thanks man, just jokes. Have anymore?
@dSalsaFN2 ай бұрын
Dang
@J_MilaАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@NotHonoredHim2 ай бұрын
That's not a sigma male, that is an average brother
@greasy83942 ай бұрын
Yeah i am tired of all these people throwing sigma around. Sigma is like a silent assassin or some fish.
@JoesiyiaBlair-hill2 ай бұрын
Sigma sounds cringe
@Farce132 ай бұрын
I've been called a sigma before and I just laugh and say "ok"
@michajanicki68602 ай бұрын
12:44 WTF?! 500lbs? more?
@DaneilOreo2 ай бұрын
Sigma males: 6.00am wake up 6.01am takes a shit 6.05am gets out of bed THE GRIND!
@MrG772 ай бұрын
When the woman said she " had a yeast factory on speedial " my first thought was infection. 😂😂😂
@vgvlogs41822 ай бұрын
@@MrG77 I am a woman and I thought the same, what a discusting failure of a pickup line. She really did not think that one through. Why on earth did she not say bakery on speed dial if she really wanted to use that as a pick up line 🤣
@ReignMaker262 ай бұрын
It was pretty clearly meant to be a funny video, not a serious pick up attempt
@ricksaburai2 ай бұрын
@@vgvlogs4182 I honestly thought she was gonna say "buns" or something, yeast factory was disgusting Would make me laugh though.
@matthewshaw34702 ай бұрын
She’s Kat baker she’s does a comedy pod cast
@thewildchimp2 ай бұрын
@@matthewshaw3470 Well, she should not have learned comedy from Amy Schumer, then.
@Lugghandle2 ай бұрын
"What makes a guy un-attractive?" Girl describes herself.
@user5400002 ай бұрын
The rich tall guy with a six pack DOES exist, he just aint settling for YOU
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714Ай бұрын
Or hes gona have 6 girlfriends.
@CatsBtrippinАй бұрын
BOOM! 😂 She’s punching above her weight 😂😂😂
13 күн бұрын
@@CatsBtrippin ...not even in the same league.
@metaempiricist2 ай бұрын
"It instantly makes a guy unattractive if he looks like a frog" says the battle toad.
@MrEli7682 ай бұрын
You spelled beached whale wrong... 🤣🤣🤣
@halogeek62 ай бұрын
@@MrEli768 no you spelled hungry hungry hippo wrong!
@WrightAlexander-d4qАй бұрын
@@halogeek6 you spelled Jupiter wrong
@d3th5tarАй бұрын
@@metaempiricist - Zits, Pimple, and Raaaaash.....
@williamjones4117Ай бұрын
I just thought it was a weird thing for Miss Piggy to make comments on how frogs were unattractive.
@BoroBootBoy2 ай бұрын
I was once caught looking at a girl because she had amazing tattoos. We were in a cafe and she kicked off saying i was staring at her. I was simply admiring the art and getting ideas for my next ones. Why make yourself noticeable then complain when people notice you? Crazy.
@ayyapy64412 ай бұрын
In her defence, if good looking guys looking them it's nothing but if ugly guys looking them, they say man creeps them out. Lol.
@BoroBootBoy2 ай бұрын
@@ayyapy6441 strange, because i'm a 10 and she was maybe a 5. It was the ink i was admiring not her. Lol.
@ayyapy64412 ай бұрын
@@BoroBootBoy wait, numbers you mentioned is age or ??😂
@Skousen77Ай бұрын
Even blind men can be blamed for staring in the gym.
@HoomieArtzАй бұрын
@@ayyapy6441 He said he is a 10, not that that he is 10
@alexsmith69142 ай бұрын
That, “I prefer not to be disrespected by a woman that I lowered my standards for” line was perfect!
@geografiainfinitului2 ай бұрын
14:50 Eastern Standard Time
@WhyYoutubeWhyАй бұрын
He says that as advice to ladies to say to men, not for women.
@chitownbob9714Ай бұрын
@WhyKZbinWhy Women THINK they lowered their standards, THEN disrespect the man! They do NOT disrespect men they are crazy about. Tell me I'm lying.
@DinoslayАй бұрын
@@chitownbob9714 They are capable of disrespecting those men too, the difference is that they only show their incapacity for respect much later with them than with guys who they aren’t attracted to, usually after they “had secured the resource”. Resource is in fact the key word. Monkey branching 101.
@danielb.1567Ай бұрын
@@geografiainfinitului Hi! Just a little message for you: God sent His son Jesus to die for you. The end is near as End Times Bible prophecies are happening all over the world right now. Repent and ask Jesus into your heart! Be saved now~!! The Bible says “that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved; for with the heart a person believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation.” Romans 10:9-10
@bw72732 ай бұрын
That "Meow" book is legit funny. As long as it's not too expensive, it's worth the laughs.
@frozenmadnessАй бұрын
Yeah, if it's like 1$.
@jestbone89Ай бұрын
But it is written backwards 🤡
@ceasarsaran8573Ай бұрын
Actually, the girl is cute too. And they look like they are a fairly happy couple.
@noeeon9910Ай бұрын
@@jestbone89 don't understand how cats read, who's the 🤡 now?
@giardacorpus5604Ай бұрын
ti dirò che non fa ridere
@dvig32612 ай бұрын
If a woman tried the “I’m paying” test on me, I’d let them. Why should I pay to be tested? I don’t want that woman. If I had paid, and got more dates, I’d be subjected to more dishonest “testing”. Also if I know I don’t want that woman, because of her ignorant test, Why should I pay for one “date”?
@Ricardo__MilosАй бұрын
Imagine the kind of tests and lies she'll be up to in the future if she can start with such a thing right off the bat? Total sociopath.
@BobRooney290Ай бұрын
i have my own tests. flag number one, if i pay and she says nothing, not even a thank you or i had a nice time. flag number two, she's always playing with her phone. likely she has another guy she's trying to swindle on another free meal. flag number 3, and this is a big one. she's never had a hardship in her life and she has no job. i will always walk away from that. there is never going to be a second date. she cant handle life, and is waiting for someone to pay for her to do nothing.
@niojackson938Ай бұрын
Real talk . Shit tests .lol
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714Ай бұрын
I dont do any tests and take people at their word. If she offers to pay I hear that she wants to pay and let her.
@gothixxx1221 күн бұрын
Exactly. It's also disrespectful to decline an offer or gift so you should definitely take them up on it. A strong woman will have no problems in treating her man to a nice night out.
@bl14292 ай бұрын
I remember once, a friend stopped by with his new girlfriend. A few days later, she stopped by alone to visit. We talked, and she left. I told my friend she'd stopped by, and he stopped seeing her. Unlike females, with males, good friends don't do that to each other.
@adameriksson69212 ай бұрын
Bros before hoes.
@vgvlogs41822 ай бұрын
@@bl1429 I would tell my friends and not do that to them, and they would not do it to me either. They key word is good friends! Fake friends absolutelly would. I don’t even talk to guys my friends have talked to before me, even though my friends are not even dating them anymore. And btw it goes same for guys, many of the friends of guys I have dated have hit on me behind their back. But I tell and I am 100% loyal. The guy I am seeing now, at least 2 of his friends have msg me behind his back. I told him even before replying to them, and I replied just because he told be to reply and check what they want, because HE wanted to test them. And as soon as it was clear what they wanted I blocked them.
@lonniesides93022 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@spayderninja2 ай бұрын
She thought she could 'upgrade' behind his back, or she is a skank and unfaithful. You don't want either one.
@ellmore8314Ай бұрын
Thats weird, why would she think that was acceptable behavior??
@toddgardner28262 ай бұрын
If a woman did that "power move" and offered to pay, I now know what to do. It is a test. She likes doing manipulative tests. I don't want to continue with the date. I know she isn't for me. Let her pay. She was wasting my time, so she should pay! Drizzle Drizzle
@fridaycaliforniaa2362 ай бұрын
Well said ! =)
@Diogo852 ай бұрын
So you're saying women shouldn't pay because if they do, it's just for a test and nothing else? I doubt that.
@toddgardner28262 ай бұрын
@Diogo85 Nope. That is not what I said. What I said is that IF a woman is manipulative and playing games on the first date, there is no relationship to be had. She is not mentally or emotionally mature enough to be comfortable in her own skin, sufficient to relax and just enjoy an evening without attempting to "gain an advantage" or be honest and straightforward. I do not desire to pursue a relationship that is adversarial. Nor would I pursue a relationship with a troll that chose to attempt to put words into my mouth and define for me my own words. You would also be left standing on the curb. There is a way to ask someone to clarify a statement. You chose the path of manipulation just like the girl in the short. Just a troll.
@Diogo852 ай бұрын
@@toddgardner2826 Understandable. I agree.
@chitownbob9714Ай бұрын
@@toddgardner2826They ALL do shit tests. The smarter ones are just better at it. Dumb women try to manipulate too, but their moves are so transparent!
@johnpapa86812 ай бұрын
My hippie chick didn't wear fakeup when I met her. We've been married 47 years and she still doesn't wear fakeup.
@prttymuchanidiot2 ай бұрын
she a rare breed nowadays 😭
@anthonydavella8350Ай бұрын
I bet she has a gigantic bush
@kennethanway7979Ай бұрын
My GF doesn't either...35 years.
@1_THE_MAN_1Ай бұрын
😂fakeup that's a good one. Women fall in love with what they hear, while men fall in love with what they see. Which is why women wear make-up, and men lie.
@eugene9852Ай бұрын
When I see a woman with lots of makeup I tend to assume she's naturally unattractive. I'm sure most guys are the same. I don't know why women would want to make men think that she's unnattractive.
@JWade-bt1rd2 ай бұрын
"Oh, I have 2 kids." These are the ones that have ridiculous standards for a man and wonder why they're alone.
@vlratcliffe1Ай бұрын
By diffent guys who they never see again
@annabellesnightmaresАй бұрын
My brother told he knew a girl seven kids, five baby daddies and she was the perfect example trailer trash he ever met.
@BobRooney290Ай бұрын
at the 7:25 mark, she's very realistic and level headed. men need more like her.
@AlexandreDuarteDM23 күн бұрын
That actually explains a lot... Or am I confused?
@loganmaximus21602 ай бұрын
I met a girl in Belize, where I was living at the time. We had hooked up all week and had a great time. She was from NYC and was a recent law school grad. My family is in NJ and I was visiting every month. So, when I was up there I met her in NYC for a date. The agenda was dinner in Manhattan and the Comedy Cellar. Both were great. She offered to pay at dinner. I had completely expected to pay, but I knew she just landed a job as a lawyer in a big law firm and in about a fraction of a second I thought about it and said thank you. My thought was that I didn't want to be one of those guys that wouldn't let a woman pay if they wanted to. I thought I was being cool. I paid for the comedy club and the drinks, etc. I had to work the next morning (Wednesday) and I couldn't go to her apartment in Brooklyn, so we got into a fight. She then brought up how she couldn't believe I let her pay for dinner. I explained myself and she said that she was just offering but I wasn't supposed to take her up on it. You can't win. After arguing in the street for about 15 minutes, I headed out and never saw her again. That was a signal to me about what any type of relationship with her would be like and I freed myself immediately. I should have left that one in Belize... then I'd have only happy memories.
@pabloplayzxd18932 ай бұрын
Marie read a little on the top and a little on the bottom
@dougiedorite82962 ай бұрын
"If you had offered the date instead of me , I'd let you" is the right answer.
@williamlouie5692 ай бұрын
Better that you know her true self before you marry her! Dodged the bullet!
@earthbind832 ай бұрын
If you had left her in Belize with only happy memories then you would've regretted leaving her. You sure dodged a bullet, bro. Women test men and men can do the same obviously.
@fred-n6uАй бұрын
The several female law students/lawyers I dated when I was younger were all psycho re sex and relationships. Don't mess with them in the first place.
@alreadybanned-pe6se2 ай бұрын
It's not "lower your standards" It's HAVE REALISTIC STANDARDS
@PaulTung-qw7nh2 ай бұрын
Fr, anyway I want my girlfriend to be a 600 ft hydra infused with a mutant roach with the rage of 10,000 chihuahuas. Is that too much to ask for
@233kosta2 ай бұрын
I thought an expectation of being treated with the respect I've *earned* was realistic, but now I'm beginning to think I was mistaken 😅
@habibifather7681Ай бұрын
That too much like hard work
@monkeygivingthefingerАй бұрын
@@PaulTung-qw7nh how about a 6'4" muscle woman that can pick you up and treats you with love and affection? bc that's what i want in my life
@psychoticpebbleАй бұрын
@@monkeygivingthefinger Dilemma time: She has all of that, but she has a penis. Live or die. Make your choice.
@R56TurboCharged2 ай бұрын
No man wants a high mileage used car with 20+ previous owners and patched up body work.
@PJR297872 ай бұрын
Bro do you realise how insulting that is to women... You know the truth hurts 🫣
@timeflowEqualquin2 ай бұрын
Dannnnng 😂😂
@joozygummibunz4872 ай бұрын
How the fuck they keep rackin' up k's then?😂
@R56TurboCharged2 ай бұрын
@@joozygummibunz487 Drunken men often take a taxi home.
@anjeroxjp2 ай бұрын
unless you haven't had a car in a long time
@PaulB-q3d2 ай бұрын
A girl bought me a meal deal once on a first day out, she still remembers that I didn't insist to pay for it.
@jalan022 ай бұрын
It's amazing that she's still around.
@bl14292 ай бұрын
Paulie,,,I hope you laugh at her, and call her petty to rattle her bones....😂😂😂😂
@3rdreichball5252 ай бұрын
I am not gonna lie. The yeast factory short made me laugh hysterically
@Bolaway2 ай бұрын
Do you guys realize women never say They want a man for love or doing things, but only for us to serve them? "I want a man to love me, to make me happy" But you will never see them saying the opposite.
@timeflowEqualquin2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MRTJ67852 ай бұрын
Talking to friends gf when He's not around.. "shut up" 🤣🤣
@csantamaАй бұрын
Yes, that was awesome. When I click on the video - I was like that guy is prob a SIMP - then it got to the clip and I was like "high five - ha much"
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714Ай бұрын
I disagree whole heartedly. Most of my firends and girls and most of them have boyfriends. Sane people who dont just follow instinct are capable of having proper relationships. One of my most fun hangouts this summer was seeing a girl I hadnt seen for over 2 years in person by visiting her in her apartament. Made some snacks, talked about anime and art and D&D, checked out her die and figurines and apartment layout. He was running late so 3 hours later her boyfriend came home and we talked about Dota2 and more anime, they bough wrecked me at Skull Girls cos I dont play fighting games. This was actually my first time meeting the guy and its so weird, hes just like me mentally, its only that hes more slender and dark haired phisically, we bough started talking about physics which is what he studdies in university and match which is paramount to it and my girl friend was like Im too dum to understand these 2 when they talk among themselves. Definetly adding him to my friend list as we do now sometimes play dota2 together while talking on discord and here I hard cary the games cos Im top 2 precentile hes top 30 precentile.
@MRTJ6785Ай бұрын
@@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 a few things, first are You male or female, second, if You are a guy then You weren't talking to Your friends gf your friend is the gf and You became friends with her bf, third, you are single and not the primary subject in this circumstance their relationship is, if You continue to spend more private time with the gf while Her bf is not around the probability of them having trust issues and eventually breaking up increases to nearly 100% unless the gf ends Your friendship or places strong boundaries that drastically reduce the time You spend together separate from them as a couple, the same issue if You and the bf spend too much time gaming.. Eventually the hobbies or friends that occupy too much space take away from their quality time as a couple is a detriment and cause of problems.. You can strongly disagree all You want but that doesn't change the reality of the circumstances and probable events.. relationships require trust and boundaries with priority going to the significant other over all outside influences, if one of them begins spending too much time or defending a priority over their partner it is the beginning of the end.. in other words You mean less to them than their partner or they will eventually grow apart.. In the common heterosexual relationship same sex friends are okay but quality time and communication still take priority.. Opposite sex friends drastically reduce the time it takes for insecurities and trust to break down.. only a very strong and healthy relationship can persist with the inclusion of close time consuming friendships and the relationship stays healthy by having clear boundaries and prioritizing the relationship over all outside influences.. So, even a same sex friend that has more influence over the partner will end a romantic relationship.. If the bf says I don't want You spending time and the gf refuses to respect that request the relationship is typically already over it's just a matter of when..
@joeschmo622Ай бұрын
_"Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"_ [looks] *_"HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ME???"_*
@armoniibrown74762 ай бұрын
I've told a few women "you nowhere near pretty enough to be actin the way you actin" 😂
@ayanamisnt2 ай бұрын
So prettier girls are allowed to act mean?
@stepheniddon14822 ай бұрын
My ex wouldn't leave the house without makeup on and would say bad things about women who didn't do the same. She thinks women that go in public with no makeup on have something wrong with them.
@Stuart2672 ай бұрын
*Dude! I'd have paid some of my ex's to put makeup on, I remember one of them had this gem of an excuse "I feel empowered by not wearing makeup, I'd feel like a hooker with makeup" I just said "really bltch? Because you look like a frigging burn victim without makeup on." Now I get some women can go makeup free, Just not the ones I dated.*
@ChasityGriffis2 ай бұрын
Oh wow, she definitely would have been laughing at me lol😂😂😂 I just don't feel like it's always necessary, but I know people like that too 😂
@davidbgooch95872 ай бұрын
Sounds like need some Sean Connery in her life
@jimmy561002 ай бұрын
Lol. I can't stand chick's that wear it unless it's a subtle bit every now and then. Somethings wrong with her
@jamesferguson34012 ай бұрын
Women that wear makeup I instantly think there’s something wrong with them
@tsipher2 ай бұрын
"I will offer to pay on the first date" wait until she finds a guy that has no problem with that.
@dougiedorite82962 ай бұрын
"I offered the date, you don't GET to pay"
@kennethanway7979Ай бұрын
I don't have a problem with it! 😀👍
@THE-michaelmyers2 ай бұрын
Lady J to me is a treasure. Her no-nonsense attitude when it comes to females and their toxic culture reminds me so much of my current GF. She is a Family Law Attorney and deals with this toxicity almost every day. I am surprised she can stay sane! Yes folks it is that bad!
@hjackson.92Ай бұрын
The secret to staying sane. . . well, Lady J. is/was in the military. . . it's not difficult to figure out how she can while most other women fail.
@1_THE_MAN_1Ай бұрын
@@hjackson.92 that being said having served alot of my dear sisters were just as sexually demanding as their male counterparts. A barracks rat is still a barracks rat. Over on the NCO side it is best to not dip your pen in the lower enlisted your career will thank you. I remember on my first tour in Kuwait and Iraq back in 2001 where we had a gas drill and after a few hours in MOP gear having been given the all clear I was standing outside of my M113 and the track next to mine an NCO opened the back hatch to find the idiot SPC inside said track getting oral from another company's XO. That went over real well. Apparently in their stupidity they didn't think to combat lock the hatch and ended up both standing in front of the old man for it. Hope the LT had fun with the free career change Uncle Sam gave both her and her ate up from the floor up SPC at Wendy's back in the world. The ARMY used to serve alcohol at organization days and other functions but put a stop to that tradition when we started having both sexes serving in line units together. Grab ass ended up spilling out of the barracks and into field environment more and more turning field problems into more of a shit show than they had been prior. But I digress. 😊
@stonergamer41982 ай бұрын
The biggest addiction and illness in America right now is gluttony.
@Sharasaad-z4jАй бұрын
Whya tryna steal ma pfp????
@stonergamer4198Ай бұрын
@@Sharasaad-z4jman I'm too high to understand what that means pfp ?
@Nekokitsune696Ай бұрын
@@stonergamer4198profile picture
@iantaggart3064Ай бұрын
Just poor financial, physical and sexual wellness habits in general.
@ShiddyFinkelsteinАй бұрын
Gluttony is second place. Gullible stupidity is first.
@ruxrox2 ай бұрын
Facial tattoos are a big turn off.
@FordManiac76Ай бұрын
Hard pass on shitty tattoos!!!🚩🤮🚩🤮🚩🤮
@George.Andrews.Ай бұрын
All tattoos are a turn off.
@Skyreider-y7iАй бұрын
@@George.Andrews. Not necessarily, I think it depends what the content of the tattoo is and where it is on the body.
@George.Andrews.Ай бұрын
@user-yw5vs1bk8v . For me, it's more the fact that they said "what shall I do today " and though " mm tatoo".
@ShiddyFinkelsteinАй бұрын
Totally no go. Nobody with any character gets a face tattoo and women that do are at the bottom of the stupid barrel.
@flikflak242 ай бұрын
Her " stop stearing" Me " stop staring at what?" Her " my ass!!!" Me " what ass?. I mean why do you think I'm staring in the first place?. It's cause I'm trying to find it"
@BeatmanOreo2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ayanamisnt2 ай бұрын
Just don’t stare at women’s butts dude .. thats weird behavior
@otterbp0032 ай бұрын
@ayanamisnt i dont know if you watched it 17 minutes it. the woman couldn't have been more obvious trying to sling her butt in the guys face..
@ayanamisnt2 ай бұрын
@@otterbp003 this guy did not mention any timestamp or anything , he has just made up his own scenario. i've watched the full video
@flikflak242 ай бұрын
@@ayanamisnt if they have butt's i would. besides there is nothing wrong with looking at a peace of wood in thight's if they dont want people to look then dress properly instead of hooker's. i mean its there own fault that men looks anyway trust me. a lot less will look less if they wear loose sweatpants then tight spandeks. you make the choice of wearing tight then thats what comes with it. you cant always have to cage and eat it as well
@iAmDjDUCK2 ай бұрын
13:33 "she's shaped like a zero 0" 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CARPETMAN66662 ай бұрын
If your nickname is gunt you should probably keep your ideas about men to yourself.
@Xingmey2 ай бұрын
she's formed like that 'she's not interested' girl from that meme
@danielb.1567Ай бұрын
@@Xingmey Hi! Just a little message for you: God sent His son Jesus to die for you. The end is near as End Times Bible prophecies are happening all over the world right now. Repent and ask Jesus into your heart! Be saved now~!! The Bible says “that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved; for with the heart a person believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation.” Romans 10:9-10
@Dr.Gaming98Ай бұрын
@@danielb.1567look I’m a Catholic, but constantly preaching about God and Jesus when the situation isn’t calling for it will get annoying and push people AWAY from faith, not towards it.
@danielb.1567Ай бұрын
@@Dr.Gaming98 if it pushes them away, they had no intention in the or their desire wasn't even close.
@Snouthunter2 ай бұрын
The best way to deal with women is to leave them alone, don't help them, don't hold a door, don't protect them. Learn to ignore them. Look past them, like they aren't there. And don't pretend that you like something about them when you don't. Be honest with yourself, always. They will get thirsty. They will humble themselves. They will change certain behaviors. Then, once they have become reasonable (...finally...), see what happens by giving them a chance. And when they return back to thier destructive previous ways (they 99% chance will), rinse and repeat what i said...forever... The woman was given to man as a curse (and a blessing, too) but mainly to punish us. Learn to control the situation, always.
@anthonydavella8350Ай бұрын
You need to find a good woman, not a child. Be yourself and find a good lady to be with, not some pig
@SnouthunterАй бұрын
@@anthonydavella8350 I live in the real world, bub. I have a good woman. But I had to train the dumb out of her... I'm actually still working on that. We been together about 7 years (she's 19 years older than I, and I'm 46), and there is still training to be done. What I said above, works. I use those same principles to get an edge over my lady. You have to be firm, too. No laziness! Because a woman can cut through a complacent man like a hot knife thru butter with their sharp tongue and stiff body language, dragging you through the mud of emotions... They catch you off guard and come to psychologically destroy you too, so watch out for that. I'm a seasoned veteran when it comes to spotting and negating a woman's manipulation tactics. Learn from a pro.
@anthonydavella8350Ай бұрын
@@Snouthunter Had to train her? 19 years older? Sorry man, I had no idea of whom I was speaking to. I've been married 37 years to a very beautiful and smart successful woman, so please forgive my ignorance
@anthonydavella8350Ай бұрын
@@Snouthunter 65, she have whiskers?
@SnouthunterАй бұрын
@@anthonydavella8350 A little, but she plucks them. All older women eventually get some hairs on their face. Just one hair on the face is enough to count as facial hair. Lol Whacha gonna do? Huh? Women don't stay physically beautiful forever; that beauty fades. Inner beauty is the stuff to hang on to, though. My lady has that inner beauty that keeps her beautiful to me. 👍🏻
@michaelevenson78862 ай бұрын
You could pluck the moon out of the sky for a woman and she would say, “I wanted Jupiter”
@thecoldking81702 ай бұрын
Ughhh yeast factory , that really is disgusting 😂😂😂. Like, do you not shower ?
@BeatmanOreo2 ай бұрын
Ong
@brianschuetz26142 ай бұрын
It was a bad attempt at humor.
@thedukeofdeathpt626226 күн бұрын
Her kitty is like an STD/STI factory
@MikMoen2 ай бұрын
That Yeast Factory pickup line was a swing and a hard, hard miss.
@ShiddyFinkelsteinАй бұрын
That's so gross she may as well talk about her herpes and warts.
@tonieskola57802 ай бұрын
6:56 This girl is actualy realy smart.
@tyjohnston58892 ай бұрын
16:14 Is too.
@MrG772 ай бұрын
When the woman said she "" had a" yeast factory on speedial ", my first thought was infection. 😂😂😂
@gamermerijn2 ай бұрын
Smart father, looks to be Jordan Petersons doughter.
@thedukeofdeathpt626226 күн бұрын
@@MrG77 STD and STI factory
@0NodMan0Ай бұрын
*_I really hate how we gave the smallest groups of people, the loudest voice..._*
@americanfood773912 күн бұрын
Well the this first and foremost I would acknowledge very clearly that more than anything the internets toxic. Including this channel. Because all they do is just tare each other down and point out the flaws and never offer anything that really truly is godly or is going to help out in any kind of beneficial way or strike the love back up. That being said I still watch some of these sometimes because they're somewhat entertaining. Just to see the stupid people. But I will say as far as reality, the true reality is there is not one penny involved in a real relationship. If it's a genuine true relationship that's gonna last there's no talk about money. As far as what he should pay. Who should pay. No Woman on the Earth should ever say I expect this or expect that. If she doesn't love you 100% penniless then she doesn't deserve you. And you her too. There's no such thing as any money. In a relationship. And that's what women never seem to understand. They always pick a number and try to say this is what I expect in a relationship. Like what's the just number of money to look for. What's the just amount of work to look for. I'll tell you it's zero. Not 60,000 not 20,000 not $.10 not one penny. If she ever bases her love off even so much as one penny she has nothing worth. This is what women don't get. It's no amount of money honey. You love me or you don't. The end.
@jamistache41482 ай бұрын
I don't mind paying for my own meal on a first date. I always text a bit ahead of time so I'm less nervous when I meet them so usually that's when I try to casually offer to split the bill. I mention it early over text so it's not awkward when the bill gets there on the actual date. I feel like if they're on a budget it also helps them know they don't have to cover mine too. If they insist on covering the cost of the whole meal I don't fight them on it, I just say thank you, but I wouldn't think of them any differently for accepting my offer to split it. If I ask to split the cost and they get offended or mad then I know they probably aren't for me and I can save us both time by canceling the date. Splitting the bill also takes the pressure off of me because some guys do have the mentality that if they pay for the meal they should get sex. Almost like it's a transaction. Sometimes I feel guilty saying no when it's implied. I have to have an emotional connection to be sexually attracted to someone.
@kennethanway7979Ай бұрын
You're a good woman!
@puppetmaster33712 ай бұрын
It's emotional abuse. Never have these women in your lives.
@jamesprior24962 ай бұрын
EXACTLY! Most of them are not worth any effort. Better off single!
@ZachMan_2 ай бұрын
only issue with that is the women like that are the 99%
@lonniesides93022 ай бұрын
@@ZachMan_not overseas.
@ZachMan_2 ай бұрын
@@lonniesides9302 mate the women overseas have fully grown beards
@lonniesides93022 ай бұрын
@@ZachMan_ 😆
@AndrewKeifer2 ай бұрын
"Odds are that pill she was talking about is a Gummy Bear." 💀🤣🤣 I laughed so hard! I bet that pill was to reduce her appetite so that she would actually take a breath between bites and not asphyxiate herself.
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714Ай бұрын
If she actually had difficulty eating she would not do so on comera.
@davidturner650912 күн бұрын
Double up on those pills…They don’t appear to be working!!
@THEKINGOFANIME-u8w2 ай бұрын
The pepperoni girl got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
@J.A.W.19642 ай бұрын
Jeezzzz , I guess she doesn’t mind whatever kind of pizza it is ! Main thing it’s at least a family size 😂😂😂
@neilfoster8142 ай бұрын
Nom Nom Nom, "mmmph mumble mumble Reduce appetite, mummmmf" Nom Nom Nom!
@thedukeofdeathpt626226 күн бұрын
Her name is Amber Heard by the way
@Roboseal22 ай бұрын
6:30 homegirl was speaking straight FACTS. God bless her.
@billstapleton10842 ай бұрын
On the first date? We should split the bill. Both of us are investing our time and energy to find out about each other.
@Strange_lux2 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@anthonydavella8350Ай бұрын
sigma male, sorry
@anthonydavella8350Ай бұрын
@eugene9852 wow, Mr moneybags himself! U are special!
@Strange_luxАй бұрын
@@anthonydavella8350 exactly what I thought
@Ricardo__MilosАй бұрын
@@eugene9852 You can replace "guy" by "girl" in your comment.
@Owen-wv1ey2 ай бұрын
9:51 why is she laughing, she was wasting his time and energy
@rispatha2 ай бұрын
I was a DJ at a strip club for about 6 months. I made some good money but behind the scenes the way those girls talked made me almost turn homosexual. The way they talked about the men they were getting paid by and how they would do anything and everything to get as much as they could from every guy was appalling to say the least. One of them had this guy so wrapped around her finger that she was getting him to buy her a new car not a used one a brand new you pick the features and have it custom made type of ordering of the car. Another one had a guy that was paying for 100% of her apartment expenses including the utilities. All she had to buy was food and whatever else she wanted. The guy was married as well and she never put out, so she claims, even when he was over to visit her. It got even worse if it was a guy in the strip club that was barely spending anything and being picky with who he spent his money on. They would all avoid him as long as possible but they would still do the occasional "do you want a private dance?" asking just because they had to not because they wanted to. When they were on stage and the guy was sitting there and not tossing out all of his money to them they would come off stage and just start bitching about him like he owed them their livelihood above and beyond. They would also favor the men that were paying them more and ignore the ones who only gave a single dollar here and there. I understand you go where the money is but are you there to entertain all and collect as much as you can or deter people from coming back? Don't even get me started on how they would talk about each other when the one they were talking about was not back stage. When that one got back stage and another one would leave they all talked about her and it just kept going on like that every single night. They all would play friendly towards each other when they were all together but get them apart and it was like to rabid dogs going at each other on how they talked about each other. They had no friends t hey had competition. Then it got even worse when it was open audition night and how they would just rip apart anybody that was new to the scene and wanting to try it out to see if it was for them or not and there was one night they sent 5 girls home crying because of how bad they got ripped into by the other dancers. I have learned in my 57 years of life that women are one of 2 things towards each other. They are either a get along with all females with exceptions or they pretend to get along with other females and just rip them apart behind their backs. The ones who pretend to get along see all other females as the competition and think it is a game to play. You got to rip your opponent down in order to make yourself look good. I really do not want to dive deep into the 10's with 2's as friends they hang out with all the time either since that one is a given as to why.
@clearsky91092 ай бұрын
Damn. Didn't expect them to tear into each other that quickly
@rispatha2 ай бұрын
@@clearsky9109 ... I just gave you a single weekend of it all. Throughout the week it only gets worse because certain girls only worked Thursday, Friday and Saturday while others worked every day. The ones that worked all week would really rip on the ones that worked only the weekends and once the ones that worked only weekends would show up they all played nice to each others face while backstabbing when they were apart. There were numerous fights out in the parking lot once the place closed down and it was the girls all arguing over stupid shit. Accusations of stealing each others outfits, music selections and some even claimed others stole their "tips" from their purses in the dressing rooms. Strippers are one of the worst kind of female you will ever encounter because all they know is how to manipulate men into buying them what they want while ignoring the men's needs and wants they claim to be in a relationship with. They are neck and neck with porn stars in how bad they treat men and each other.
@ricksaburai2 ай бұрын
Well, to be fair, if they had personalities of any worth they wouldn't be strippers in the first place
@mariebussinger65652 ай бұрын
They were strippers. Not a good choice to judge all women by. Lowlife.
@SmileyDave-h5z2 ай бұрын
I had a guy friend that was a player. He knew ALL the girls in the strip clubs as FRIENDS. He just had a knack for talking and was funny as hell and he looked pretty normal as far as guys go. When we went to strip clubs we got in for free. All he had to do was get one of the girls attention and they'd tell the bouncer to let us in. We also always got a booth in the back at the dancers private section, this was at like 5 different clubs he had it set up like this, it could have been more if he put in the effort. We always got free draft pitchers, as many as we wanted. They would give us free appetizers or nachos, we didn't even have to ask for them. Some of them he did work on their cars and then he would ask and they'd let him borrow it. They bought the parts and he would install it for free, sometimes I helped him. He'd come by my house with some strange car and we'd go cruising all over while he dogged the crap out of it and it belonged to one of these dancers. He seriously had no respect for women at all but they loved him and he knew how to manipulate them. You know these women you hear talking about how men are so stupid and easy to take advantage of but he said the same about THEM. ALL these girls wanted him and he could have any one he wanted but he didn't he just strung them along and used them. I used to tell him he needed to get with the hottest girl there that she really liked him and he'd say screw that stupid slut then smile when she came back and tell her how hot she looked. We'd drink a couple pitchers and shoot the shit and then he'd think of an excuse to leave and promise to be back real soon, all nice and friendly, then in the parking lot he make jokes about how stupid they are. Then we'd head to the next club and do it all again for the free beer until he got bored and we went to play pool or hangout at the beach with our friends. He would come home at the end of the night and literally pull wads of phone numbers out of his pocket and throw them in the trash and laugh. If we met up with a girl that would ask why he didn't call he would tell her he lost the number and to give it to him again. He was also drummer and one girl let him borrow her drum set. He didn't even need it, he had his own even nicer kit, but he took it and never gave it back for like 2 years. He treated it like crap and let anyone beat the crap out of it. She finally came by his house and insisted he finally give it back and it was junk, all the heads were dented in and some of the hardware was stripped and broken, she was pissed but what could she do. He pretended to be sorry and she literally asked him when he was coming by soon and when she left he closed the door and instantly said what a stupid slunt. We would get back trashed after a night of bar hopping and he had a couple side girls that were freaks he would call them out of the blue at 3am and they would show up in 15 minutes. Anytime he wanted he could call them and they'd come over for sex and then he'd kick them out but they always came back whenever he called no matter what. Sometimes he'd ask me if I wanted to screw them because they'd do it if he asked them to, he was like a pimp but without the money, these girls would just do anything he asked plus they were nymphos. He never took them out anywhere or spent any money on them in fact he would get them to buy fast food before they came over and he'd ask me if I wanted anything and add it, they paid for all of it. It was so funny but so sad at the same time. These girls looked at him like he was a god and no he didn't have a big dik just average like anyone else. Funny thing is he dated amazing model type gorgeous girls but the relationships only lasted a few months at the most, most times just one night stands, but he ended up married to a short dumpy plain looking chubby girl, had three kids with her, and has been married for over 20 yrs to her and is happiest I've ever seen him. It wasn't the kids because he has 2 other older kids from two different model type girls from before but he wouldn't marry them just for the kids, he just payed them child support. He does love all his kids tho. I think he was mad at the pretty girls because he not only saw what they did and how shallow they were but they personally told him all the shit they pulled on men and everybody and laughed about it so he did it back to them too but they didn't see it and didn't think it could happen to them. He was literally a superhero in disguise for the average guy these women manipulate. He could talk to anybody and I believe he seriously could sell snow to an eskimo.
@Anjin-qg3ie2 ай бұрын
My wife has been saying for seven years that the wife controls the finances. That is her argument for why she does NOT have access to my money. I don't have access to hers, so why am I going to give her access to mine.
@salazamАй бұрын
They both belong to you. Stop being weak.
@Anjin-qg3ieАй бұрын
@@salazam Apparently you are the weak one. You let your woman touch your money? Amd no, they aren't both my money.
@salazamАй бұрын
@@Anjin-qg3ie I wasn't talking about both bank accounts. I was talking about the money and your wife. That's how whipped you are, the thought of wearing the pants hadn't even crossed your mind.
@chevyx79472 ай бұрын
" I kinda have to force myself to eat " Priceless😂
@kennethanway7979Ай бұрын
Then scarfs it down! 😋🐼
@evolvedfan76602 ай бұрын
When did looking at women for being beautiful went to being a harassment type thing? I'm so confused
@ALittleSpareChang2 ай бұрын
Since this woke culture thing started. Everyone who buys into it, almost always finds things to be offended about. If they have nothing that will offend them personally, they will get offended for other people and make it about themselves. Sad... lol
@MrEli7682 ай бұрын
Since me 2 happened
@memnaybanАй бұрын
@@MrEli768 When did that start? I think I may have also missed "me 1".
@lalva142 ай бұрын
The ladies get upset if you check them out; they get upset if you don’t?
@AestusReborn2 ай бұрын
Most of them get upset either way.
@ericbroussard74022 ай бұрын
But it's okay if they check you out and say creepy shit as if you can't hear them.
@AestusReborn2 ай бұрын
@@ericbroussard7402 then they'll get in trouble, which is good.
@ericbroussard74022 ай бұрын
@@AestusReborn Since when? Everyone knows women can be creepy and not only get away with it, but people think it's funny. But even when a guy isn't intentionally being creepy, if a woman says she felt creeped out then that guy will be labeled a creep and potentially arrested and/or cancelled. Double standards.
@AestusReborn2 ай бұрын
@@ericbroussard7402 no I meant the women will get in trouble.
@jullianpree67912 ай бұрын
"I dont know what she's close to doing, but she's not close to planting da bomb!" "Control your girl" Stuff of legends. 😂
@ghost_xxx50522 ай бұрын
You have a link for the video ?
@arazusaysbah6784Ай бұрын
@@ghost_xxx5052 I'm pretty sure it's Soviet Womble here on KZbin. I don't know which video it is.
@billstapleton10842 ай бұрын
I listen to what women say they do not want.. Just like Kamala. 3 1/2 years of what Kamala did, and now listen to what she says. She will say anything to get elected. But what has she done over the past 3 1/2 years? Actions speak louder than words.
@terri6854Ай бұрын
Same rule applies to would-be authoritarians. In fact, even more important to apply it to conmen than women.
@billstapleton1084Ай бұрын
@@terri6854 I agree. I do not judge, I give you time to prove who you are.
@billstapleton108410 сағат бұрын
@@terri6854 Would-be authoritarians? Or actual authoritarians? Like those who tell you, you must buy an electric car? Or those that tell you, you must have an electric water heater. Or those that tell pizza stores, that they cannot have wood ovens Or those the open our borders and tell the taxpayer you need to provide for these people.
@babydriver81342 ай бұрын
Tats and piercings? No thanks.
@ПроститееслиобиделЯсваминесогл2 ай бұрын
True
@Tubalcain4222 ай бұрын
Vandalism
@FordManiac76Ай бұрын
Lip fillers, breast implants and BBLs are also a hard pass!!🚩🤮🚩🤮🚩🤮
@daveofyorkshire3012 ай бұрын
A woman will buy cosmetics over food, travel, entertainment, a roof over their head. Now you tell me who taught them anything about prioritisation?
@steveburke76752 ай бұрын
These women have been using make-up since age 11.....it's considered as necessary as air.
@danielb.1567Ай бұрын
@@steveburke7675 Hi! Just a little message for you: God sent His son Jesus to die for you. The end is near as End Times Bible prophecies are happening all over the world right now. Repent and ask Jesus into your heart! Be saved now~!! The Bible says “that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved; for with the heart a person believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation.” Romans 10:9-10
@memnaybanАй бұрын
They do the same with fashion. I myself prioritise buying cat food over anything else.
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
no..? none of the girls ik do that... neither do i
@steveburke7675Ай бұрын
@@ohno_wtf Oh look! We found the unicorn
@RichM04102 ай бұрын
“FOOD” 😂 I lost it!!!
@RitaKapia2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DavidGelvin-q6e2 ай бұрын
The problem here, is that by the time reality hits and common sense rules, the only option for marriage will be with the same sex. Good luck ladies, you'll need far more than such for the least degree of peace ✌️.
@MrEli7682 ай бұрын
Pfft, you spelled cats, box wine, and anti-depressants wrong... 🤣🤣🤣
@DavidGelvin-q6eАй бұрын
Hahaha @@MrEli768
@TWHISPERER2 ай бұрын
A woman can see a nice looking guy, play coy, and won't show that she thinks that he is nice looking, but that same female will want you to not look at other girls, get mad if you think that another girl is nice looking, and want you to compliment her - but she can't give the man a compliment.
@ODUBlue2 ай бұрын
Dude and I said “FOOD!” at the exact same time 😂🤣
@GhoodVibez2 ай бұрын
“Women clearly bring nothing to the table” most real statement you could make.
@mel658352 ай бұрын
Wait a minute. I agree there are some women who bring nothing to the table. But there's a lot of us who do. Just as there are men who don't bring anything to the table and there are some who do.
@CanMoose2 ай бұрын
@@mel65835very true...my honey brings a lot to the table and has for the last wonderful 49 years we've shared together.
@zanylyf2 ай бұрын
@@mel65835 yeah sure...
@TDZ-c4g2 ай бұрын
…not even their wallets 😢
@CanMoose2 ай бұрын
@@GhoodVibez my woman's been bringing things to the table for the last 49 years
@Giorno-Giovanna-Ita2 ай бұрын
I think the "meow" book was a good investment
@BattlewarPenguin2 ай бұрын
Meow
@kianlmcf12082 ай бұрын
Meow?
@Giorno-Giovanna-Ita2 ай бұрын
Meow
@ConstantinPalagyi2 ай бұрын
MEOWWWW!!!!
@inibrius53802 ай бұрын
I hope there's a book on tape of it. I WILL make my carpool listen to it with me.
@Oferphuxake2 ай бұрын
"Too big to say size matters" What will this man do with the Internet he's just won?
@Eternal-Spectrum2 ай бұрын
I just hate that he used a bullshit comparison of what can't be controlled. You cannot shorten or tallen yourself. But you can put on or decrease body weight. (But I get it, women are so undisciplined that they can't control themselves. Cringe.)
@pumbaaj2 ай бұрын
9:30 - that's not her boyfriend. That's her Uber driver.
@dianamattson11952 ай бұрын
When I started dating, the best piece of advice I was ever given was: Don't date or marry a guy that is better looking than you. He will always be looking in the mirror, will buy the most expensive clothing and always be craving the attention of every woman that looks his direction. You will be his mommy, his cook and his maid. My soulmate/husband was not the most handsome man in the world, but he treated me like royalty and made me feel safe and loved. In my eyes, that made him the most handsome and sexy man alive! I can't wait to see him again in the hereafter.
@dallassukerkin6878Ай бұрын
I have a similar tale with regard to my late wife. *Who* a person is is the thing that matters when it comes to a life together. Pretty or plain it matters nothing in the long run. What's inside is the key to kindling and sustaining love.
@dianamattson1195Ай бұрын
@@dallassukerkin6878 Sounds like you found your soulmate, too. Once you have had the best, nothing else comes close.
@dallassukerkin6878Ай бұрын
@@dianamattson1195 Absolutely so. Before she moved on she had me promise that I would find someone else to share the rest of my years with. I *have* tried to keep that promise but I do admit that I think you only get that Lightning-in-a-Bottle once per lifetime.
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
it's not the looks, it's the personality and how u get along tho
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714Ай бұрын
IDK Im rather handsome and spend plenty of time looking in the mirror, but I treat my girlfriend as a proper lady all the same, for being a proper lord is part of my theatrics which I like about myself.
@careygagne76662 ай бұрын
How have we, as a society, gotten so far away from looking for morals and virtues in a partner? Women don't want "toxic" masculinity, but have this idea that a man must take care of her, meaning that she doesn't have to do a single thing except look pretty? He's controlling if he doesn't want her hanging out with other men, when that's just wanting a virtuous woman who isn't putting herself in inappropriate situations? Women want 6 figures and 6 feet +, but don't care about integrity, honesty, honor, loyalty, courage, humility, manners, etc? That isn't only one-sided....I've known plenty of men playing the shallow game, too. How did we get here, where being good is bad?
@clearsky91092 ай бұрын
It's because the people in society are getting dumber and dumber to the point they don't even know common sense AT ALL anymore since common sense is not so common anymore. Let alone other problems in intelligence or smarts or just overall thinking is slowly to just about down the drain
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
what..? no sane woman thinks that lmaoo. half of these are staged or rage baiting
@clearsky9109Ай бұрын
@ohno_wtf I've met women that think that actually
@clearsky9109Ай бұрын
@ohno_wtf I've met women that think that, haven't met the one about the 6 figures and 6 feet part yet but everything else makes sense from what ive encountered
@TheDocFury2 ай бұрын
16:14, I actually knew a woman with the exact same attitude as this woman, her husband was one of the happiest I’ve ever met.
@wagmiorngmiАй бұрын
tbh i wouldn't care about the food or the 'get down on your knees' parts if she looked like that every day.
@blackwunk2 ай бұрын
13:52 Bro followed the time-old adage: "If ya can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all." The LAUGHTER though was hilarious!
@jay-by1se2 ай бұрын
why would 99% of men refuse to let her pay? When me and my wife are dating, she paid for half of everything.. that is a huge part of why I married her. I don’t want a child. I want a wife.
@salazamАй бұрын
sounds like you want a boyfriend
@janusabernathy73662 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote and published Meow is either crazy or one of the greatest trolls out there. Lmao 😂🤣
@RandalftheRed2 ай бұрын
That blonde southern queen near the end... protect her!
@FordManiac76Ай бұрын
Just wish she hadn’t got the 304 lip fillers!!🚩🤮🚩🤮🚩🤮
@whitefr4me4452 ай бұрын
7:50 that girl out there spitting out facts.
@MrEli7682 ай бұрын
That woman at 16:13 speaking truths as well
@boogermaidenАй бұрын
And the makeup lady
@THEKINGOFANIME-u8w2 ай бұрын
Bro really said 'shut up'
@Tubalcain4222 ай бұрын
Well to be fair she is an actual Pron star.
@vicegrippАй бұрын
If a woman offers to pay for the meal then lettttt herrrrrrrr. It's a win win! It's either A = she is actually generous & willing to shoulder part of the financial burden of dating or B = it is a test & she is exposing herself as a manipulative weirdo which should eliminate her from the pool of people you are dating/looking to be in a relationship with. AND you get a free meal regardless lol. Winnnnn winnnnn! My rule of thumb is - man pays for first & second date if the first goes well & there is a plan for a second. If the chick doesn't AT LEAST offer to pay for the 3rd date then stop talking to her she's selfish/self centered.
@kennethanway7979Ай бұрын
You nailed it!
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
i was with u until u started saying "man pays for first 2 d8s but if girl doesnt offer at the third she's selfish and self centered". what??? you have some weird ideals bro
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714Ай бұрын
I take people at face value so if anyone offers to pay I accept. Latvieši never refuse a gift.
@salazamАй бұрын
I always insist on paying. Then towards the end of the meal I excuse myself to go to the restroom and never come back.
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
@@salazam i doubt you get dates dude...
@Spyder00002 ай бұрын
The real reason heavy women have so many expectations is that they use it to look like it's actually them who's saying no, when in reality it's the men who are not interested 😞😂❤
@ItsFreakinHarding.2 ай бұрын
12:50 yo that big chick must have thought that microphone was a ice cream cone🍦 or something she looked all sad when the top fell off onto the ground! 😅
@davep94172 ай бұрын
I was on a first date before and the girl offered to pay half. I declined and said I will take care of it. She insisted and I declined again. The third time I agreed. Later she brought it up all mad. Like why offer and then insist if you are going to be mad about it
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
this isn't the 19th century honestly
@salazamАй бұрын
did you slap the shit out of her?
@TheMpalmer10202 ай бұрын
At 16:30 where tf are there real ladies like her. She is perfection.
@imnotabotrlyimnot2 ай бұрын
She's fine.
@missamanda27032 ай бұрын
My son is one of those guys. He isn't going to settle for a woman who isn't at his level. Why was he raised in a traditional home with a functional marriage and functional grandparents. My husband doesn't control me. I don't control him. However, we respect each other, and we enjoy making each other happy. That's how love used to work.
@salazamАй бұрын
a woman can never be at a man's level.
@SjaakSchulteis2 ай бұрын
13:03 The pig says a man should not like a frog. They have to get dressed stylish with a tent for a trouser...
@Lola-jq1unАй бұрын
😂😂😂 tu m'as ôté les mots de la bouche; c'est exactement ça
@ZanyJIntPictures2 ай бұрын
Women are wrong for shaming men, for preferences, but no one is complaining about that husband, shaming his wife for the the meow book...
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
id buy that meow book 4 my cat
@terri6854Ай бұрын
Preferences are biological and organic. Buying a book is an intellectual decision and costs money.
@Animatthias2 ай бұрын
Sometimes, on rare occasions, women condescend to speaking the truth, which makes all the other women look sooo bad.
@d3th5tar2 ай бұрын
7:25 - Give this woman a Gold Medal. Bravo.
@MrEli7682 ай бұрын
The one at 16:23 needs a gold medal as well
@Kioki1-x8pАй бұрын
To be honest this channel saved me from a lot of life problems, regarding my finances & women. It's because of this channel I managed to avoid losing a lot of my money, like tons of it.
@LynMa80Ай бұрын
I would force my girlfriend to read the totality of the Meow book, and checking next to her that she doesn't skip a page of the book.
@salazamАй бұрын
I would make her eat it all in one sitting. With no water to wash it down.
@prd-19902 ай бұрын
10:00 "I'm not a pepperoni person " Yes you are Lard Lad Donuts 🍩
@C1nderfire2 ай бұрын
That girl being THAT late would tick me off too!
@jbdragon32952 ай бұрын
He was seriously pissed and she was just laughing. I would have told her to get out. In fact I would have left long ago.
@C1nderfire2 ай бұрын
@@jbdragon3295 oh I would’ve said that after 5 minutes of waiting. I would’ve said it 5 and if you’re not here by 5:15, I’m leaving and I’m not coming back to get you.
@dougiedorite82962 ай бұрын
If you tell her 52 minutes is plenty of time to find her replacement, business will pick right up.
@ohno_wtfАй бұрын
honestly not a big deal
@C1nderfireАй бұрын
@@ohno_wtf maybe for you but for me it would be and apparently for her husband it is
@TheKIDSAVAGE-uo7ek2 ай бұрын
The woman talking just described her self 12:42
@thisiswhatilike542 ай бұрын
That one girl was giggling while pretending to apologize for making her man wait for nearly a whole-ass *HOUR* for her… After 10 minutes pass and she’s not ready, I’d text her to not bother and go find something else to do with my day. And she demonstrably believes it’s hilarious to disrespect not just anyone, but her man like that. As the great Bill Burr said, “And I think you just added another reason.”
@salazamАй бұрын
Pretty sure it was staged.
@LemarSullivan821Ай бұрын
"I don't want peace! I want problems, always!" -some guy in a movie
@thehealer9132 ай бұрын
Someone who is demanding standards from others but has no standards for themselves is known as a hypocrite. Wearing makeup is also sexual harassment!!
@royalkingdomcommando63792 ай бұрын
As a Christian, I want look for the right Christian woman and try to be the right Christian man for her. Jesus saves, forgives and changes lives! Call on Him and let Him save you!
@Willverinerage2 ай бұрын
The guy with the truck was the best.....
@ALX65Ай бұрын
6:07 ok, so basically you wanna marry a doctor or lawyer lmao. 200 THOUSAND, and she said "minimum." Dawg, my dad had his own cleaning business for over a decade and made 120k per year to support his family of 6, and we had a pretty decent 3 story house too. So like........wth☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
@anjhindulАй бұрын
"this is how you talk to your friends GF when he isn't around" "SHUTUP!" Had me cracking up!
@chrisdanks64472 ай бұрын
Great to see some proper level headed women out there. I tip my hat to these ladies.
@vincentemendez9382 ай бұрын
That Meow book had me laughing 😂 Maybe she’s bilingual in Meow and is a cat whisperer 🐱
@weswolever7477Ай бұрын
I’d get one for my sister just for the humor, she could put it next to the pet rock I got her
@Blakkrazor692 ай бұрын
Western women want their cake, made by someone else, want to eat it too...with ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and they expect to be applauded while they do it.
@salazamАй бұрын
That's because they're fat.
@jackucthatjack58962 ай бұрын
Went on a date with a girl i barely knew. She was dressed up all the way. And i wore a tank top and gym shorts lol. Excitedly she said. Where are we going? I said. Youll see. ( i took her to pizza hut😅) After dinner She offered to pay her half and i let her. When u go on a first date never dress ur best annd never take them to the best place right out the gate. And if they offer to pay then let them. Then u will know if u found someone who is actually worth your time and down to be with u no matter how ur dressed, or where u take them. Weve been married for 10 years as of now. Turned out to be a good move 😉
@salazamАй бұрын
I mean... good for you, but you still want to have _some_ self-respect. Society still has to look at you too.
@a1racer4412 ай бұрын
Dude said let’s check something that can be changed then busted out the tape measure.
@LisaDonaldson-m8h22 күн бұрын
Love the ladies talking ABOUT how stubborn women are. The make up is true. And the lady saying get on your knees. Absolute GOLD 😮
@kevinpatrick87882 ай бұрын
The Shrek saying the guy cant look like a frog had a super gunt . 🤮🤮🤮🤮
@salazamАй бұрын
Fupa-troopa!
@even1313Ай бұрын
Girl whose arms are thicker than my torso has no right to judge another persons looks
@gerardcote83912 ай бұрын
Women : He has to be over 6' - Elon Musk is 6' 2'' Women : He has to Make over 200 k per year - Elon Musk makes way more than that. Women : Must have full head of Hair - Elon Musk has a Full Head of Hair Women : OK, Elon Musk passes the minimum standards... can I have him. Elon Musk : I am taken.
@BushidoBasherАй бұрын
Elon: But we can have our special time together. Sash, it'll be a secret. Come on, let's go back to your place.
@turtlefrog369Ай бұрын
elon had hair transplant.
@DS-lp5xtАй бұрын
Gentlemen... please note that not all women offer to pay to test you as a male I've experienced both the ones who were offended that I let them pay and the ones who'd get offended if I insisted that I'd pay.
@guyincognito991926 күн бұрын
7:25; girl's a boss. She's preached the same honesty before in other videos. Listen to her guys, men know men, women know women.