Man ROASTS Female Officer On TikTok

Man roasts a female officer giving self defense classes on TikTok.
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[@hamzahyasin7945]

Imagine thinking any of these tactics would work 😭

[@jr6905]

Women ☕️

[@Liqo315]

Earthling women. Vegeta

[@Liqo315]

@Contingency IBCT that shit ain't working 😂😂

[@eugenisgaztambide187]

Quite criminal TBH

[@leonskennedyisthebest]

@@jr6905 incel

[@kalel4677]

Lets be honest, that last girl would have cheated for a Klondike bar.

[@varthedon8732]

but it brings up a relevant conversation today that girls are very willing to put a price on it. traditional dating is as good as dead.

[@hakshustletv]

I can't even see this as a cheating thing, it's more about a lack of self-respect & dignity, to sell yourself for any money let alone a bill is sad. The saddest part is, if you look at her face, she truly believes it's something cool to do.

[@kalel4677]

@@varthedon8732 The majority of western women today will happily sell out their own kids if it profited them in some way. Think it's not true? How many women baby trap a guy or put him on child support just to make a living.

[@kalel4677]

@@hakshustletv Right but it's still cheating, she got a man at home and she was ready to jump in the sack for just $100. It's hilarious af if you think about it because weren't women the ones complaining about having to sell their bodies to get ahead before, and oh lookie here, they are still willingly doing it to this day.

[@hakshustletv]

@@kalel4677 I agree it's definitely still cheating but I'm just saying that's even less significant, she looks extremely young & to have that mindset and think it's the cool thing to do is sad. They don't even understand it's literally prostitution but they've given it other names like being a city girl, finessing, getting the bag but all of this is prostitution literally.

[@whitewolf9547]

The girl who said “loyalty over everything” is a straight G. These are the women we treat like Queens

[@edd943]

dressed like that I find it hard to believe it, its still a camera pointed at her.

[@raregems119]

But look at how she was dressed in public.

[@ripvanwinkle6449]

yo that slag not loyal at all. dont fall for her honeyed words king

[@josedanielrodriguez1126]

I agree

[@medicinemanboxing3222]

Yeah but did you hear how mind dead they both sound? Completely brainwashed.

[@sirmalus5153]

That guy "escaping" from a rope around his neck (VEEEERY slowly) had me in stiches for over 5 minutes, before i calmed down enough to keep watching the rest of the video. Thanks for giving me the best laugh i have had in over 7 months, since my mother died last year. That police woman is a complete muppet too.

[@Lady_AlcinaDimitrescu]

Sorry for your loss, hope you have support around you 🙏🏼

[@henryjackman3160]

I was talking to my neighbor (woman) during a walk about our mutual friend (37 year old woman) dating a 67 year old man. My neighbor thought it was perfectly fine and there was nothing wrong with the 30 year age difference. Personally, I couldn't care less what people do. So, I asked my neighbor if it would alright if I (51 years old) dated a girl in her late 20s early 30s and she got pissed. She told me it was disgusting but couldn't tell me why.

[@Mimi-vv9gz]

Because your neighbor is likely upset it is easier for men to date someone 30 years younger than it is for women to do the same. She will never bag a 25 year old stud

[@SporkMasterFlexer]

@@Mimi-vv9gz Facts

[@WhatIsItToBurn]

It's easy. The first example benefits your neighbour (she's dating the 60 year old for his money), the second example doesn't benefit her (because men are passing her for younger women)

[@myria2834]

@@Mimi-vv9gz oh she might be able to get a 20 year old man. But the only time young men go after significantly older women is because a friend told him cougars are freaky in the sheets.

[@nadir1378]

I know of an instance that happened in my country recently where a wealthy 69 year old man married a beautiful 31 year old woman. They even had a child together a few years ago.

[@missnatalie2607]

The last girl... $100 to destroy a relationship, what a dumpster fire of a person. Poor guy, hope he sees the video.. she has a good friend tho, she should've listened to her

[@goodplacereviewer2495]

You just keeping taking notes

[@transpartylines3327]

take out the relationship entirely. she just prostituted herself on camera for $100

[@knuffelknuffi]

thats just prostitution

[@tio_john]

Indeed if i was the boyfriend i would go for her friend. The girl has some values.

[@MrKeefy]

The guy with the mic gave her $100 for a good time😉 pretty sure there is a word for that type of thing.

[@radisudse6656]

The fact that he calls them "muppets" has me rolling

[@Greatricardo5244]

Yeah and he calls them " doughnuts " as well .

[@mckenziemorris4768]

That first demonstration had me DYING....while he was DYING 🤣! I loved how the crook in the back was like "WTF are you doing?".

[@sonellew]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raymondcerv1370]

Guy really was a a creep for the other guy to call him out

[@gcstudios9091]

can anyone tell me the name of the song from 2:20

[@swilson4632]

Yeah, I can apply about 200 Lbs of pulling pressure. You go ahead and slip 2 fingers under there to stop me, lady. Delusional.

[@dayontapout]

She's saying SHE'S worth less than $100 if she's willing to sell herself for that.

[@johnlee1297]

I'd love to see the look on her face if her parents saw that clip and she was in the room.

[@SINQUEFIELD83]

They normally pimp her out for $50 a pop...so as long as they get their cut, they'll be square.

[@Mdevlin0]

It’s a hunnet tho 😂😂. She had no hood in her until she saw that hunnet

[@dmac7707]

She saying she's a $100 hooker

[@dayontapout]

@@Mdevlin0 🤣🤣

[@SuperVolsung]

Imagine being a porn star and telling men they're got problems

[@gdaycunt2001]

I know aye😂 her poor family are never going to be able to live in peace. People are more likely to see a Mia khalifa porno then there local McDonald's.. shit is sad how they modern woman cry for help after posting their everything on the internet for the world to see. Just imagine if she had kids, them poor things wouldn't hear the end of it at school.. imagine only being a search away from publicly embarrasing your family because you wanted the easy way out well now you live with them consequences. Why is it Riley Reid and Mia khalifa both been divorced? Because no man wants a woman who has fucked half the internet while the other half seen it.. how are you meant to settle down with this person knowing their history and meant to have future children with them that won't hear the end of what their "mother" was doing in her golden age...

[@Leeleeb157]

But tht has nothing to do w older men grooming younger girls and calling woman their own age “out of value “

[@IBaitman]

@@Leeleeb157 cause they are out of value... Unless they can offer something valuable like a good personality and lots 👉🏼👌🏼. Hell, women can use money as the lure too... But something tells me they're not up to it. PS: it's natural for men to like younger women. Nothing will change that.

[@RealityClubX]

@@Leeleeb157 Tf? Women want older men, men want younger women. Why is that a problem for anyone? Older women normally come with higher body counts, more life experience = stubbornness, more trauma and more issues. Women show age quicker than men, they hit menopause and their appearance drastically and rapidly fades after 35 whereas with men all the above is almost the complete opposite. Why is a sexual preference that men have had since the beginning of time considered a problem? You're old. You're lonely with no husband. Your fault. Should've gotten married when you were wanted, not trying to get married when you no longer are because you wanted your life of fun and independence.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

For one, it’s obvious. Like saying a fat dude needs to lose weight. Second, it doesn’t help to compare your bigger problems with men’s. Makes you look like a wreck if you went whore.

[@stevena.6760]

Love the last girl for saying loyalty over everything. Plus she was much prettier than her friend who wanted to cheat. I hope her man treats her right.

[@stevenpivornik9982]

5:32 This man was not only 100% confident with his answer, but the superior power in his reasons to support his answer blew the competition away. Nailed it.

[@MidnightAT]

God damn the last girl is sad. It looks like even her friend is reconsidering her friendship with her.

[@jackreacher3234]

What was with the friend constantly holding her boob? Was it gonna fall off of she let go🤔

[@siral2000]

I would too if my friend was a prostitute and a cheater.

[@DCMAKER133]

Yea, I noticed how dumbfounded she was and was blown away st how shitty her friend was. It was really cool how she quickly said loyalty over all. I hope she really meant that and ditches that other girl.

[@CaptRich-bi3gp]

Why's she holding her-self like that, the friend? Is she a Stripper, just used to grabbing her jugs?

[@TheRealJellyBomb]

Yeah, that was straight up prostitution 😬 and for only "a hunder," as she so eloquently put it 🤮

[@Great-Dao-of-Elegance]

The last girl who tried to lead her friend to be loyal is a keeper if she was honest even with the camera pointed at her.

[@DietersYT]

They were both wiggers. Cringe.

[@ricegum7583]

Agreed but what’s it with these white girls tryna talk and act hood it’s so cringy

[@joshhampton6511]

I swear to god bruh. That goofy ass girl was trying so hard to sound gangsta on camera like she don’t gaf talking about a « hunned ». If that’s what a relationship with a human being and her self respect is worth, the other girl needs to run away very far from her toxic self…

[@zeropulses9180]

No, not really. If all it takes for you to get convinced someone is a "keeper" is the fact they won't CHEAT on you for 100 bucks, then you have VERY low standards. It doesn't tell you anything about her, other than her not being a total moron and super greedy. If anything, that would be EXPECTED. P.S: What do you mean by "Even with the camera pointed at her"? That's exactly when people pretend to be better than what they are... It is when NO camera is pointed at someone when they show their true colours.

[@DietersYT]

@@joshhampton6511 yeah her voice was cringe af. Wigger.

[@GalacticCenterOG]

My dad had a flip phone til just 2 years ago. I think many smart people who aren’t all about getting notoriety from people they’ve never met and don’t care about in the slightest, are diamonds in the rough these days and every single one of them is better than most others in this crappy world we live in now.

[@Memerproductions]

"a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars" can't believe she was serious

[@elemar5]

What's a hunnit dollas though?

[@ES92-]

The 'In Loving Memory' Part. Killed me 😂😂😂

[@juliecook6057]

🤣🤣 This was truly feckin hilarious and I REALLY laughed my backside off !! Great send up !! 👍👏🤣🤣🤣

[@jackiechun5817]

@E. Simon apparently...it killed him too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MoocCow]

I screamed so loud 😂😂😂😂

[@captainnutzlos3816]

The electric seat was awesome 🤣😄

[@ES92-]

@Max Power 😭😭😂😂😂

[@NSSweat]

It you actually take self defense advice from TikTiok honestly something is wrong with you 😂

[@brianmorien2572]

I laughed so hard at the beginning when that guy was trying to lower the seat. Thank you so much to the creator of this video. I needed it, God-bless you, friend.

[@ms.robinson207]

You're getting mad love, much deserved. I genuinely laugh out loud every time.

[@BlackDRagin21]

I'm shocked that the cross on Mia doesn't burn her. Plus what that clip said with the guy. He's right and these women find something they don't like about him and say the man changes they end up leaving and go with the line of "you're not the same guy I met" yeah bc he changed for you and they don't even see that.

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

What about her history of life choices would make me care about her opinions?

[@BrutusAlbion]

Going for that good girl christian look nowadays ... The cross is the symbol of Baal as well so make of that what you will.

[@dazza761]

Bro ur a savage . She lives off sucking guys cum

[@MrGlostuber]

I'm just thinking... what if... the guy hasn't actually changed sometimes but she was so hooked after a while, hoping he'd change to what she wanted, that she ends up blind to who she actually got with in the first place?

[@xkazi_loves_carsx1921]

Fr

[@xtcyjnr3495]

The first clip had me dead 😂🗿

[@ephemeralbeauty4008]

Had him dead too😂

[@deejaydannyj5621]

😂🤣😂 I’ve just gotta keep watching for the crazy laughs.. I’m old and younger generations are off their rockers now days fella.. Keep up the good work Bruv 👍🏻

[@dorianparsons]

The lady at the beginning and the parody had me dying, lol!

[@Jonesmeister83]

"Loyality over everything" 👏👏👏👊

[@Madchad6969]

What did fresh say

[@Madchad6969]

I am asking I didn’t hear clearly

[@Jonesmeister83]

Who's Fresh?

[@Madchad6969]

@@Jonesmeister83 the fatter one myron and another one

[@Jonesmeister83]

These names aren't ringing any bells for me mate. I was quoting the girl in the red top at the end of the video.

[@lucianoben-malek693]

The friend in the last segment was a real one 💯💯 Always nice to see girls like her are still around!

[@lucianoben-malek693]

@Johnnydiamondboy Boy How do you know she's not?

[@empiresrikesfat]

Maybe she's holding out for $101

[@zaerogartorias9890]

@Johnnydiamondboy Boy I'd say that the other girl is the liar. She said she'd cheat but she sounded about as far removed from her body as possible. She sounded stupid. It's like she was discovering the way she spoke for the first time.

[@nax1807]

@johnnydiamondboyboy9168 exactly bro, they all switch up when theres a camera to make sure they're being politically correct, soon as the Go Pro is gone, it's like they're on day release from the h*e asylum.

[@JohnWick-stardawg]

@Johnnydiamondboy Boy nah you can see she's genuine

[@e30connoisseur]

Her calling Depay down bad for texting her up is basically saying only dudes who hit rock bottom want her💀

[@nightmarenightox9188]

0:36 Even the guy behind him is like "Are you serious?"

[@bela-sofia34]

"You're talking a lot of shit and I don't really like you" best response ever.

[@juliecook6057]

One can TRULY understand why the sad and tragic rate of suicide in young men is so VERY high... especially having to deal with the appalling calibre of this generation of women !! 😓

[@uriellando1104]

​@WARNING: This guy is obsessed with hating lankybox .

[@deznkhata]

The female officer trying to escape The criminal doing nothing to restrain her just chilling in the backseat 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

Little white lies they tell female officers and women in general. Like putting keys between your fingers and punching the guy with it.

[@sensuscommunis2526]

"The female officer" is already a joke. I mean, if you don't want it to sound sexist, then at least make those women pass the same tests and requirements as men. Otherwise it's pointless to even have women in police or army; they got paid the same, but don't meet the same qualifications and don't get the job done.

[@siral2000]

He didn't need to change how he restrains her, all he had to do is put his knee or feet into the seat.

[@derealized797]

I always thought that those big zip ties would suck to have stuck around your neck. I've never heard of them being used before though, unless maybe i just don't know about it. Seems like the perfect assassination weapon. Pull tight and run, they ain't getting that off, and cutting those things is like... you know

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

@@derealized797 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaasfqCCacika8U Speaking of zip ties…

[@teddychalgren]

Men, stay on your purpose! Another great one, Arako. Cheers.

[@orangecrate5895]

The first officer reminds me of an episode of 'Cops' when the male officers wrestle the suspect to the ground and she gets on the radio and says, "We got him".

[@Liqo315]

3:03 it's crazy how men can't even go to the gym without any problems with females thinking we are creeps even though we just want to workout in the gym and have a good day

[@silver7788]

Tbh he do hold his phone on a but level 3:05 and looks at them with a corner of an eye making circles behind them not doing much else. And sure that's not a proof however I did saw creepier dudes than that so, its possible. Maybe he was walking few more times and then they started recording, who know

[@kingwhisky7535]

Men had it right years ago, having male only spaces is necessary for us to be sane and get away from these attention whores.

[@Liqo315]

@@silver7788 I don't think they were focusing on them though they were walking minding their business and she turned around thinking somebody was looking at her in some weird way idk if it's a skit or not but still I don't think the men were trying to be weird

[@robinthrush9672]

And you can tell they're fishing for the attention anyway, else they wouldn't be wearing skin-tight clothes.

[@Liqo315]

@@robinthrush9672 exactly bro like they know what they was doing

[@tyeman3039]

I have an ex-wife of 10 years that wanted to change me. I’ve now been married for 17 years with a woman that didn’t. Word for all you young guys out there.

[@tomb816]

So, by your numbers, you were cheating on the previous wife, with the new one, for 7 years? No wonder she wanted to change you. Probably wanted to stop you from cheating, too.

[@m.c.892]

@@tomb816 He is saying that his first marriage lasted ten years -- and that his second, current marriage has been going for seventeen years.

[@micahcreator7014]

@@tomb816 He's saying that his previous wife and him lasted 10 years. His current marriage has lasted 17 years.

[@tomb816]

@Voice Guy I don't assume anyone's words. What you say is what I take, not my job to interpret. Want people to better understand you? Learn to communicate better.

[@Luuth]

@@tomb816 It's obvious to everyone else his ex wife and him lasted 10 years till he found his new wife

[@thutoamise474]

1st skit had me in memory of myself.,killed me👌😂🤣💪😭

[@isaiahthomas4444]

That last girl was really willingly ready to give her body to someone for $100…Jesus Christ

[@azn_1050]

You don't know why he has that phone? How about to escape social media/internet and just be available by text or calls. Perfectly good reason and makes so much sense for a succesful famous person.

[@187revrend5]

or a burner phone for hood rat activities

[@juliecook6057]

@@187revrend5 Yep...being a rapper it's MORE than likely for dodgy reasons that he's got that phone !! 😉😂

[@otapi]

Even some country leaders have such old phone. It is more difficult to hack.

[@charlotte2048]

I feel like the robber would start laughing if you put your chair down like that 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackiechun5817]

All that reaching, he'd probably assume you're going for a weapon and just kill you right then🤔

[@bloodangel19]

Looks more like a kidnapper or assassin. A robber would rather get locked up for robbery than murder.

[@electricz3045]

Mayb spitting in bis face even 🤣

[@gcstudios9091]

can anyone tell me the name of the song from 2:20

[@Digitizeddragon]

1:39- "If you're broke when I meet you you don't stand a chance." -"What's up with your NOSE?"

[@TheRealJellyBomb]

"That's not ridiculous, that's not ridiculous to say" is my favorite reaction clip on this channel. I love that guy 😂

[@khizarzulfi8517]

She isn't showing that her bf is worth a $100. She's literally showing that SHE is worth only that much.

[@thebearded4427]

”Respect me! Dont objectify me! Im not a thing you can just use!” Also, literally sells their body for 100$ to ANYONE ON THE STREET! Im actually impressed they are lying this successfully to themselves :o

[@johnhayes333]

I mean the girl at least was honest about it, I feel like if half the women were this upfront it would make everything easier and less complicated. Its when they act loyal and aren't that there are issues.

[@youjustgotburned3980]

Also them: Post cleavages or suggestive pictures with BBL You know something,I can't take my gender seriously anymore. I used to think I could but we are ridiculous. It's hard defending the modern day woman (that's saying something cz I used to be a feminist,but now I'm just very disappointed in us women)

[@ayaan3616]

@@youjustgotburned3980 Ur a Queen in my books

[@socku5850]

@John Hayes The problem is that girl are very picky who they sleep with. You need to look at least attractive enough for her to do it. Even if you pay her.

[@dapo3538]

@@youjustgotburned3980 👏🏾👏🏾 You should call out the bad behavior in your friends. Granted they will probably resent you for telling them the truth

[@gdaycunt2001]

I'm starting to really enjoy these vids arakotv keep them coming my brother. It's good to watch someone always keep it real regardless of gender and call all these Muppets out for living in a fantasy and expecting shit they cannot give.. I can't believe a man can't walk past a female at a gym in this day and age and not be labelled something but a woman can walk over and touch you openly while your doing sets and she doesn't even get looked at. And that's the smallest of examples to all these modern woman who have no jobs bring absolutely nothing to the table but expect a man to rock up with a mansion, Lamborghini, 5million in cash while your maintaining a job every day while her fat ass sits at home all day bitching about doing a meal for when her man gets home after he's worked all day meanwhile shes done nothing but sit at home scrolling on social media and being lazy but if a man did that same thing he's labelled as a bum and he can't handle himself what is the difference though I thought these women want equal rights when in reality they want the respect of a man, special treatment as a woman and accountability of a child..

[@Tubes78]

As soon as in the arms of the angel kicked in I was done 😂😂😂😂

[@NocMemes]

These women are on a different planet

[@redsampler2017]

yeah sometimes i have the idea that i was send to a parallel universe 5 years ago😵‍💫 bizarro world where grass is blue and the sky is green.

[@youjustgotburned3980]

Nope. Y'all men been acting creepy for years until we started being cautious Maybe if you acted decently then we'll put our guard down. Until then,we are keeping our eyes on you

[@NocMemes]

@@youjustgotburned3980 wym "you"? I didn't do nothing

[@redsampler2017]

@@youjustgotburned3980 🤭😂🤣

[@gammadion]

@@youjustgotburned3980 no one wants you. You aren't desired.

[@salingstuff8085]

I look at people working out at the gym because they usually doing something I'm not doing I'm taking pointers. What a lot of people don't understand is that if you go to the gym often you can see their progress so if you see their progress it might be something that you want to do to get the same gains that they're getting a lot of people think you are staring at them weirdly but these be the same people who want to show you their workout routine but when you're just somebody randomly just watching their workout routine to learn is somehow weird

[@jacobyrassilon]

It looked like to me the dude was just waiting for them to get through playing so he could jump in that spot and so some REAL working out.

[@ladylightvybe4138]

You are doing some fine work & never fail to give me a dose of comedy.

[@belizegal29]

😂😂😂😂OMG….the first clip with the guy reclining so slowly.😂😂😂😂😂 Subscribed

[@billyrougier8048]

By the time she's reaching for her seat belt there's already blood coming out of her ears lol

[@kaikrassin8096]

About the whole flip phone thing, I respect him a lot. I think it's easy to see why he's a millionaire. He had that saver mentality. I remember my mom telling me about a coworker that had retired like 20 years early because he did small stuff like that. Like just having a flip phone is way cheaper than a smart phone. If you catch my drift.

[@iliasabkari8729]

Bro that is his trap phone Haha He definitely did not save himself rich😂

[@psychodog8117]

ain’t nothin wrong with a flip phone, tbh they are cool and chad

[@hakshustletv]

it has nothing to do with saving lol

[@Robinson496]

Bruh the phone is a trap phone 😂😂

[@apersonontheinternet8006]

Facts. It's always entertaining watching poor people pretend to be rich while keeping themselves in poverty because they think a $1,000+ phone or that Gucci bag is a good expense. Then they complain about there being no affordable homes as they piss away 10k a year in cable TV, newest cell phones, new car note as soon as the old one is paid off unless it is rolled over, designer clothes, and eating out because they never cook, clubbing, and vacations because they "deserve" it. These are the same people that would tell me I needed a new car or phone or whatever and these same people are still broke while I'm sitting over here basically retired at 35 with my house bought and paid for. Instead of going into debt to buy cars and all this other dumb stuff I was saving and investing.

[@SigynRegn]

Uncle Dwayne ❤️. He's such a wise man! Good episode bro.

[@MichaelLauzon1976]

5:32 What both of those guys fail to realize is that Paul Whelan is actually Canadian, and also holds US, British (UK), and Irish citizenships...!

[@Whistling_phenolthalein]

The last girl set her price cheap😂

[@jamiehicks2497]

Omg! I needed that. I laughed my ass off!

[@PurpleRose8725]

Love how the "bad guy" in her video is leaving the restraint so loose like a real bad guy would.

[@xyNova9741]

Not only did the lady just say she'd gta stripper for 100 bucks but she also said her loyalty could be bought and that is telling

[@BradBehr2707]

That old cowboy is Dwayne from dry creek wrangler school, that man has a lot of insight and encouragement for men of all ages. Stay strong out there my dudes ✌️

[@aa-ze5cz]

OMG that opening segment with the seat recliner might've broken a rib from me laughing too hard.

[@anthony91688]

Hilarious. The opening sequence is gold. Can’t stop laughing

[@carlosescarffullette9429]

OH my goodnes!! I laughed so hard I could not breathe when he started to recline his seat. That was hilarious.

[@justsaying5633]

Yo the first guy was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@duryl]

I watched the first part 100 times🤣🤣 My first thought when I saw her video was that my seats are electric 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@cheesedoosh]

I appreciate the lady who said "loyalty over everything" atleast she was brought up right

[@deluxe_1337]

I like how in the demonstration the guy literally lifts the rope up.

[@allgavesomesomegaveall3247]

I'm a 44 yr old woman marrying a 33 yr old man. If I was 33 and dating a 22 yr old that might be weird because his life experiences are limited compared to mine. But he is a good, kind man and I treat him with respect and loyalty and he treats me with love and makes me feel like I'm the only woman in the world worth his attention. Respect ladies, respect and honor your man and you will be blown away by how amazing he will treat you.

[@MortusSweet]

RIP People with slow moving seats 😭😭😭

[@clarkmeyer7211]

good for that one girl saying loyalty over everything. Didn't jump on the bandwagon because her friend said its okay. She's a keeper.

[@zimbawiwong9713]

Thank you for making me laugh, the first segment got my eyes wet...

[@kandoification]

🤣😂🤣😂at that first video I laughed until I passed out for probably an hour - can you have a link or the page to the person who makes fun of "self-defense", pls.

[@joshuaedwards4927]

You can still see the glaze on Mia's face

[@ajp1282]

Fr tho! Just be a Twitch streamer like all the other pornstars lol 😆

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

LOL!!!

[@kazao964]

You mean Cum.

[@desmonides]

White flakes fly out her mouth when she talks

[@PB-qb4gx]

The last chick is just sad. The other girl needs to leave her if that is her friend.

[@KenjiMapes]

That first “self-defense” scenario was ridiculous & hilarious. You’d be lucky if the attacked only had a rope & you’d have to have an older or cheaper car to not have a motorized seat. How could this self-defense video even gain any serious merit. One would be better off following Napolean Dynamite’s Rex-Kwon-Do bit😂😆😁

[@jamielspencer6185]

OMFG the first video made me bust my gut 🤣🤣🤣 freaking too much.

[@nax1807]

the "creepy guy" in the gym clip is the reason i don't even look in the direction of women when i'm in the gym, i go so far as to go to the other side of the building to protect myself from any false allegation, i value my membership far too much to be complained about to management, or put on some stupid tiktok. the mad thing is however, they seem to have no issue with working out next to me, i told my friend this and his response waas "i think she likes you bro", i smacked him head and told him "no you idiot, its because they know they can get away with it".

[@siral2000]

Sometimes weakness is power and power is weakness. And the knowledge of when that is can be used for either good or evil.

[@mr.skully8787]

Gotta love how suddenly everybody is a self defence expert coming up with a video

[@FerryNand-3105]

a woman who says she doesn't need a man will die by loneliness

[@arctr00perecho]

0:49 Captain Price: "How'd a muppet like you pass Selection, eh?"

[@MasteredUltraInstinct]

It's amazing how my man always rhymes his words with "she belongs to the streets" in the end no matter what!

[@official_LUCKYY10P]

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[@jr6905]

3:09 woman thinks the world revolves around her💀men are being called creeps just for walking behind a woman in the gym, if they are so insecure then wear some sweat pants instead of booty shorts. I love that guy for exposing toxic gym behavior from woman.

[@mynamesbeans1573]

This is one of the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣

[@ThePhoenixBoi]

You King bruh!! 🤴 wish you best! You beast!

[@anonygrazer3234]

That 1st one was one of THE funniest PSA parodies I have EVER seen, especially the In Memorium at the end!

[@nax1807]

"any girl who goes after a guy significantly wealthier than her, is severely lacking in their life".......

[@Ryusei314]

"nO bUt tHaTs difFeRenT"

[@zacharybigger4144]

The "would you punch me for a million" one had me fkin rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@abadran8174]

The attacker in the first video was so dejected when he knew he had no chance.

[@serkg4672]

That first clip was hilarious. I wonder if that woman actually believes what she's doing... There's no way someone who's out to hurt you would wait that long for you to be able to defend/help yourself. I hope she actually realizes that.

[@Live-Life-Freely]

A man is sitting at the bar and he looks over at a pretty girl that's checking him out so he gets up and walks over to her. Before he has a chance to say anything she yells, "no I will not sleep with you". He turns around and walks back to his stool. She then gets up walks over to him and says, "I'm sorry about that but I'm in a sociology class and that was part of this week's assignment". He says, "no problem, however, I have $5,000 on me right now, so would you sleep with me for that much?" She doesn't hesitate and says, "yes". He then says, "how about $20?". She gets annoyed and says, "no, what kind of girl do you think I am?". He says, "we've already established that, now we're just negotiating".

[@Live-Life-Freely]

@eddyval6882 Fatherless homes are the catalyst to the downfall of society.

[@H.O.P.E4you2]

I love the one with the robbery in a car & the cars seat is electric instead of manual. That shit was too fucking funny!! 😂😂😭💀

[@SlumpdWiz]

I get so much enjoyment when you call people donuts and muppets! 😂😂

[@Outkasp]

bruh no way people would actually do this bs while getting strangled 😂

[@bushyboi2k9]

the last clip isn't even about cheating for $100.. She was willing to get payed $100 and admit on camera that's what she is worth and what she thinks a relationship is worth.

[@Soinetwa]

"culture" is dumping prices for prostitutes

[@vikingshark2634]

This escape technique works 100% of the time that you have a complaint, low-effort attacker following a script with a pre-determined outcome.

[@Jon-pj7pu]

🤣🤣🤣 from the beginning I'm dead lmfao

[@engrademafias]

Imagine thinking somebody would actually remember "tactics" during a time of danger

[@HaraKiriMaxir]

Yeah, imagine a whole branch of government that actually contains people that can remember tactics during a time of danger....

[@rusty_shackleford2226]

@@HaraKiriMaxir you beat me to it 🥲

[@KingKing-cz6xh]

@@HaraKiriMaxir lmao after months of repetitive actions and someone yelling In your ear it becomes muscle memory meaning you don’t need to remember or think you just do. A regular person would be dead in seconds the panic and fear would flood your brain and logic goes out the window.

[@damn6039]

Although these tik tok techniques will never work but often the difference between a survivor and a dead body is remembering techniques that can atleast give a slight chance of escape

[@rickswordfire4774]

A simpler tactic for achieving a better result: _Always check the back seat before getting into the car._ That's it. You won't need two fingers if the attacker never gets the opportunity to strangle you. Or just do nothing. Your chances of ending up in that situation are astronomical.

[@xxspawnxx]

I’m 30 and I can confidently say woman of this generation think everything is a act of hitting on or being flirted with. Can’t even ask a worker at a store where the soap is without them saying I don’t want your number. Like bitch I want soap They expect men to pay for shit. They act like they are special and have everything to offer it’s really sad

[@Mastabacc]

It's so weird. I left the US to be stationed overseas and after 5 years shit has changed so much. Came bacc in 2018, and women were starting to be insufferable. Now I am 32 and I am glad to be going back overseas. But I do miss Korean/Japanese women. They were so pleasant to be around.

[@MDM1992]

Every time that happens to me I tell them "don't flatter yourself, I simply wanted you to do your job, I wouldn't take your number if you paid me" and walk away lol the worst part is it's normally some rather unattractive woman saying it and I'm just confused how her self confidence is that high lmao

[@hammertoe00]

@@MDM1992 happened to me in a line at a atm. I forgot the time so I asked a young lady in front of me if she has the time. She darts around and looks at me with an attitude and responded, "what do you mean, time for what!? Implying that I was asking her out. I reply, "nooo the time," as i was tapping my wrist like there was a watch on it, "what time is it?" She goes, "oh". An older lady behind me was laughing at her. I was thinking man the ego these chicks have today is unreal.

[@hammertoe00]

@Jessie no but if she did think that then shes not very bright at all.

[@liamflaherty4212]

“Why u got a flip phone 🥴” that’s the trap line luv 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickthompson2023]

Man if someone is trying to kill you like that, you’re not getting out of it if they’re 100% intent on ending your life.

[@nicarao5131]

1:13 seagull 😂😂

[@exolishold637]

Arako always finds the best clips and manages to do it daily, hats off to this guy! 🔥

[@maisteratte8107]

Loyalty over everything