Man turns into scotsman

Sketch de los monty python

[@Jokaanan]

Wait.... the guy's name was Harold Potter?!!!! "You're a scotsman, Harry!"

[@hans7686]

I'm a what?

[@gunzligah5764]

Lol isnt Hagrid already Scottish

[@TN-xx4ih]

No I'm just Harry

[@SiriusxStar]

he has a west country accent

[@GinKasai]

"Well, 'Just Harry,' you're a scotsman!"

[@Nomad-ts9nc]

As a Scot I find this very offensive... we're portrayed as far too sober.

[@WootTootZoot]

Not a single bottle of Buckfast in any scene, disgraceful, that's what it is.

[@donwayne1357]

So, uh, what's with the raised fist? I get the kilt, the beard, the accent. But I've watched 'Braveheart' and 'Rob Roy' a few times and never saw a raised fist. What gives?

[@bmelnyk7822]

Its like a compass, Pointing the way to Scotland

[@cibriosis]

well then...maybe you should have gone...maybe independent..i'm so mean

[@maurodriguesxr]

I'm offensive and I find it very scottish

[@alexmacfarlane4426]

As a Scotsman this was one of my favourite Monty Python sketches. 40 million kilts from the galaxy of Andromeda!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Yes! More kilts!!

[@stevegodwin6416]

One of my favorite skits, too. But since I'm a Yank and not (yet) a Scotsman, can you explain to me what the fist/extended arm gesture is all about?

[@cerealkiller7143]

@@stevegodwin6416 I also want to know.

[@NoahSpurrier]

The only thing more terrifying would being turned into an Englishman.

[@jamesrichardson7619]

Anthropologist... has a laboratory with bubbling chemicals. Of course!

[@Nmethyltransferase]

With a computer that generates neat, fully formed conclusions. Naturally!

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

It took me a while to get that the joke there was because anthropology is a science that wouldn’t use laboratories of the type that involve lab equipment in real life.

[@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681]

All laboratories need bubbling chemicals. You cant have a laboratory without bubbling chemicals, and you cant do science without a lab! You would look ridiculous!

[@jekubfimbulwing5370]

@@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 Exactly! Just as no self respecting Wizard would be without a room full of bubbling vials with a Raven sitting on a skull and a stuffed Alligator hanging from the ceiling!

[@jehovasabettor9080]

That's because he has no control over his destiny, duh

[@robertolecki7492]

It all looks like an entertainment, but you would take it seriously if this actually happened to someone you know. My brother turned into a scotsman once and it was pretty scary. Doctors couldn't do anything, they had no idea. He is alright now, but it makes you think... about life.. how fragile it is...

[@garyfrancis6193]

Did they put him on a strict diet of haggis with 100cc IV drip per hour of Glenfiddich? It’s a miracle he pulled out of it before he took up bagpipe lessons.

[@lisatoronto7265]

You need to start a Go Fund Me, stop Dr Findlay NOW!

[@BrianBattles]

"I got better..."

[@jeffreylehman1159]

@@BrianBattlesDo they have newts in Scotland?

[@donpietruk1517]

@@garyfrancis6193 Thank God they got him out before he was exposed to the black pudding!!

[@jomai9059]

Yer a scotsman Harry.

[@cameraman655]

Timeless...still holds up after 50+years, a testament to the genius of the ‘Pythons’

[@TheElderBlotch]

I don't why, but Graham's 'Mr Llewellyn' at 3:12 had me splitting my sides! His delivery is always brilliant. My favourite Python.

[@johnmarx3919]

Because the Welsh supposedly hate the Scots, lol!

[@patricksmith4424]

He was the best actor, they even said that. He always said things in such a genuine manner

[@andrewedelen2420]

Can someone explain the joke for an ignorant American?

[@Gynra]

@@johnmarx3919 As a Welshman I can say that is not a true statement. There is no "supposedly" about it! Just kidding, of course. Some of my best friends are.... not Scottish

[@charjl96]

"McClosed" hahahaha!

[@rbilleaud]

I remember this episode and the punchline was than an alien blancmange was turning Englishmen into Scotsmen so it could win the Wimbledon tennis tournament ... because it was well known that Scotsmen can't play tennis. In retrospect it's pretty ironic considering up until his recent injury, Andy Murray, a Scotsman, was the number 2 player in the world, and incidentally, a Wimbledon champ.

[@terrypussypower]

Rob Billeaud I beg your pardon, but Andy Murray was the number ONE player in the world until very recently! And a three time Grand Slam winner and twice Olympic Gold medalist!

[@yahulwagoni4571]

But what about the blancmange?

[@LearnAboutFlow]

It's a well known fact Murray has alien blancmange DNA on his mother's side, so he's not a true Scotsman

[@argelbargel7680]

Aach, you know full well the Scots folk canna play the tennis to save their lives.

[@Tmanaz480]

Billie-Jean King eaten in straight sets.

[@dislexic498]

Er, anyone else think that JK Rowling might have been a Python fan?

[@QueekHeadtaker]

Harold Potter, and the grifyndor scarf worn at the end!

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Cockroach Cluster, from Honeydukes, originally came from the "Crunchy Frog" sketch.

[@yasmine4754]

Shame on you!

[@joshm4074]

There's a wizard named Harry Potter in an H.P. Lovecraft short story decades before this.

[@atree88]

Josh Mortensen She mainly ripped The Books of Magic by Neil gaiman and then threw in everything she could think of.

[@leedonaldson8914]

I'm a Scot and I love this Monty Python saved my childhood....

[@garyfrancis6193]

So you contacted Scotsmanitis at an early age then. It can be fatal. Have you ever thought of any Marvel superhero that’s a Scotsman? Me neither. A scary thought.

[@chuckgray9058]

As an American of Scot descent, I LOVE this bit.

[@billyaitken7461]

🤔 but they did get it seriously wrong with The Scottish can’t play tennis sketch…….seeing as the next male to win Wimbledon was Andy Murray 😵‍💫🤣🤪😜👍

[@billmilligan7272]

The first thirty seconds are basically the opening paragraph from Harry Potter talking about the Dursleys. AND THEN THERE'S HAROLD POTTER!! Holy copycat, Batman!

[@MrCarGuy]

Bill Milligan Rowling is an awful, incoherent, person anyway so I'm sure everything she wrote was unoriginal.

[@russg1801]

Gotta hand it to the Python folks; the production quality was quite good given the technology and the limited budget they had to work with. That squad of soldiers were on the same spots when instantly transformed into Scotsmen!

[@tudanski]

I am Scottish, And this is hilarious as is most of Python. People need to stop being so precious as all the world seems to be offended nowadays at the slightest thing. Nothing wrong with a good pisstake. And especially where religion is concerned the bigger the laugh the better.

[@chrisweidner4768]

Ross MacDonald Well said. All the best!!

[@toneh154]

HATE SPEECH enabler; off to the gulag you go, you're a very naughty boy .. ;)

[@tudanski]

hahaha good one

[@gamingchinchilla7323]

Well said Mr. Ma... Mac... MacDon- PAHAHAHAHA! LOOK, ITS A SCOTSPERSON! :D

[@xbqchm]

No to mention the fact that Monty Python's entire ouvre is about making fun of the English.

[@piperbob2]

The pipe tune is sometimes called "The Liberton Pipe Band Polka", and I've also heard it called "I've got a Caubeen Trimmed with Blue".

[@gpgara]

"Why would anyone turn into a Scotsman?" Because of the accent, Graham. Because of the accent.

[@bacondubs844]

giligara30492 the Graham clan is where I'm from.

[@surgeland9084]

Sooner be Irish.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

A good point, except that axes don't usually _have_ scents.

[@ozone9473]

Scots are cooler than English

[@JOHN----DOE]

Because they have no control over their own destiny.

[@cruddnow]

That sped up walking always gets me.

[@McConnachy]

As a Scotsman, I like this humour at our expense. Stereotypical 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@jennifersman7990]

The part I loved came just after when you saw the guy charged with making 2 million kilts and his wife asking how he was gonna deliver them and he says “I’ll have to do it in 2 goes!”

[@flankerpraha]

I just love that blond girl...

[@Blue.Zone.Weekend]

Awesome selection from the Monty Python series! Was actually born NE of Edinburgh with parents from UK who eventually emigrated to NY state, now I reside in Southern California. Had a double vinyl album of theirs that had some hilarious skits like "embarrassing noises" and one about a lazy noble marrying off a daughter, and some other gems. It became warped in no time and also lost - tried in vain in the 80's to locate replacement as record or CD. Maybe seems like adolescent humor to some, but there are social and political overtones that stand the test of time IMHO, love it!

[@mayday6916]

There was one record that had three sides! Depending on where you happened to release the needle you would get one or the other. A friend had it for weeks and played it many times until one day there was a different scetch playing. He thought he had mixed up the records but then realized. Typical of Monty Python and a wonderful surprise! 😄

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

This was hysterical to me , I wish other countries had the same ability to laugh at themselves too 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@johnr.b.murray3417]

Better just to laugh at them. 🇮🇱. Works for me and I also get daily accolades for ‘Hate Speech’.

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

@@johnr.b.murray3417 🤷‍♂️ I’m not sure if I’m not sophisticated enough to catch the nuances and undercurrents of your comment or if your just an annoying prick who feels entitled to insert his unasked for BS into someone else’s thread …. Then again , on reflection ?… I don’t give a phuk 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@alternate1868]

You have obviously never been to Australia mate

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

@@alternate1868 cool , then welcome to the “ I can laugh at myself club “ cobber 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@stevenorgate4307]

Canada does a pretty good job.

[@waddlepikins1567]

McClosed is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my natural born life.

[@jthoen61]

I started watching Monty Python at about 9 years old. I remember this well and still think it's hilarious.

I've watched it all my life and have all the records but somehow missed this sketch. Funny one too.

[@how2pick4name]

Same here. It was on tv late here on Thursday, i will never forget it because it was always a struggle to watch because i was supposed to be in bed by then.

[@garyfrancis6193]

Early childhood trauma then. That explains why you avoid going to Scotland. You can use aversion therapy by listening to jazz bagpipe videos ( a real thing). It may take some time unless your neighbors kill you first. Use headphones.

[@peteralexander5185]

The ironic part is that the Blamonges from outer space were turning everyone into Scotsmen so they could win Wimbledon (as Scotsmen could not play Tennis) Then came Andy Murry take that outer space sweet deserts

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

That flying saucer model would be worth a king's ransom if it still exists

[@stephenroney6490]

ProjectFlashlight612 it was used for the previous 20 years since Roswell in photos. And for the next 10 years as well.

[@death-king1834]

That blond girl keeps ogling at the camera. :)

[@TheGrimReaper54321]

"Oooohhh!"

[@yolanda8563]

I believe it's on purpose sir

[@jerry3790]

I like how they couldn’t get together a large enough crowd so they improvised.

[@MrGrumpygit488]

I lost it when Michael Palin took off up the hill dressed as a scotsman

[@rjds1800]

As half-Scottish I'm hilariously conflicted. Very funny sketch.

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

Which half?

[@mayday6916]

@@robert-trading-as-Bob69 The Blancmange half of course.

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

@@mayday6916 Good answer.

[@dawidjagusiak]

They must have had so much fun shooting this :)

[@emwhyte]

Harry Potter gets abducted by aliens lol this whole bit just slays me ROFL

[@FestusOmega]

Why... Why on Earth... Out of all the Monty Python skits in existence... WHY IS THIS THE ONE I REMEMBER BEST?

[@richardsilva-spokane3436]

Hah! This was the first ever episode/skit that I recall seeing back in the 70's on the local PBS channel. To top it off, I was lit-up from smoking some pot. IT WAS RIOTOUS!!!!!

[@specialse]

Watching from Edinburgh , this is classic !!! havent laughed so much in years .

[@MrJackie64]

Funny seeing them all come to Scotland, because now it feels like most of them are here.

[@nathancox5316]

Wait a minute! The first guy to transform was named Harold Potter. HARRY POTTER!!!!! He's not a wizard, just an extra terrestrial Scotsman!!!!!

[@ErikPeterson101]

dude. I just got here and I scrolled down instantly when I realized "Harold Potter" xD

[@SuperKratosgamer]

The is 2 harry potters in the movie "Troll"

[@zozilin]

Well, they did go to Hogwarts which is situated in Scotland :D

[@bruced1429]

I am a Scot and dam near turned into an Englishman, but then a sensible ray turned me back and I feel much better now that I am a Scot again.

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

theres that famous Scottish sense of humor again

[@douglasgreen437]

Did you nearly become Scott Mc English?

[@PortmanRd]

I had to laugh at some amateur Scottish history buff advocating pulling down what's left of Hadrian's Wall. I thought why would we want to? It's is after all in English territory and not Scotland. Maybe he'd be better off desecrating Antonines on his side of the border. Though I'm sure Historic Environment Scotland would be none to happy.

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

@@PortmanRd Amateur history buff, perhaps, but clearly a professional trolling buff.

[@PortmanRd]

@@RaptorFromWeegee Yep! He's that alright. 😅

[@middleclassic]

It was because of skits like this, growing up in Los Angeles, late night TV (PBS), that as a teenager that my brothers and I would imitate these skits. The off the wall wackiness was like nothing else on TV. Fond memories :-)

[@BlackBunik]

Life must be indeed difficult when one has to be the bus driver and the passenger at the same time.

[@somebodysomething]

I miss Monty Python

[@chrisnelmes6090]

somebodysomething at least we had it. The boys grew older and moved on.

[@nevanderson1164]

+Chris Nelmes +somebodysomething They did a Christmas 40th Reunion show a while ago. Cleese and Palin were struggling to hold it together in order to complete The Parrot Sketch. Can you imagine just how many times they have preformed that most famous and favourite of all sketches? Yet still cracking up over it ... They will never move on

[@buoazej]

the most convincing UFO footage I've ever seen

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

plan 9

[@1daveyp]

Although born and raised in the south of England, I too have sometimes been afflicted by this dreadful condition, often after a shandy or two. However, in recent years I have found that watching Nicola Sturgeon on the electric television very effectively dampens down any tendency towards becoming a Scotsman.

[@mmiaxx2002]

I miss the 70's. I was very amused!!!!

[@Scoffslaphead72]

Ashima Jain the hell does being white have to do with his enjoyment of the 70s

[@12345678900987659101]

Ashima Jain Care to enlighten us?

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

Oh god how nice it would be to experience 1 week of that old Europe. Now some random account suggests you are a white man on a monty python video.

[@alaricjaeger2599]

Ashima Jain Fox news is the other side of the propoganda sandwhich. There is literally NO reason why a civilization forged by heterosexual men should belong to anybody other than heterosexual men.

[@alaricjaeger2599]

Max Payne Not. An. Argument.

[@edersantos2228]

It's like "Night of the living Scotsmen".

[@chiefjudgefish4193]

For some reason the blonde actress doing a really good impression of a B movie actress cracks me up.

[@johnmarx3919]

Almost as sexy as Carol!

[@smc1942]

They struck here in America too! My entire family was turned into Scotsmen. As was my neighbor, and best friend. We love the whiskey, but no one will touch the haggis! There's just not enough money!

[@lesliaisonsdangereus]

Wow, yes, that's basically the first paragraph of Philosopher's Stone and then Harrold Potter? Can't be a coincidence.

[@Ferr1963]

02:37 Welsh Guards turns into Scotts Guards. I believe MoD is behind all this.

[@warilban]

Eric is definitely the best drag out of them

[@lisatoronto7265]

He's a dish for sure

[@simontay4851]

A dish? Huh? So, a plate. What?

[@philthycat1408]

“No control over our own Destiny”, 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 not even without Sturgeon 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@paulwalsh7134]

There's no such things as scotsmen, unicorns, aliens, female orgasms, religions of peace, eskimos, ninjas, ghosts, attractive unibrows nor ethics.

[@Vertshark]

Don't forget about KZbin comments, they don't exist either

[@Phoebe5448]

And elves, leprechauns, and eskimos.

[@Recoil1808]

They, as with the Haggis, most certainly exist, though only in Scotland.

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

Having dealt with all of the above, I disagree.

[@mayday6916]

But I just turned into one!

[@davidgorrell9111]

As a scotsman I find this hilarious

[@MeTheRob]

Good point Gary ...... or are you McGary now ?

[@davidgorrell9111]

+ Gary Dorgan no, I have always been a scotsman

[@ParleLeVu]

You even liked the "inadequate brain capacity"-implication?? ;)

[@davidgorrell9111]

ParleLeVu It doesn't bother me at all.

[@MeTheRob]

***** Speaking as your lawyer Dave ....that's no good. How are we going to sue Monty Python for £££££s unless you are severely traumatised by this racist stereotyping ?

[@RollaArtis]

I once knew someone who self identified as a Scotsman even though he was from Pinner.

[@daveperryman291]

I'm torn between the desire to be a Scotsman and the desire to be a lumberjack. Is it truly possible to be both?

[@JustAGameShow]

.. Just as long as you call yourself "Loretta" and want to have babies .. You'll be fine.

[@mayday6916]

You could sleep all night and work all day during the week and march around playing bagpipes on the weekends. Don't forget to change - beard and kilt on Saturday and Sunday, high heels and no beard on Monday.

[@RicardoMartinez-jy5lo]

The Black saxophone player turning into a Scotsman!

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

Ricardo Martinez Demoman!

[@stephenroney6490]

Ricardo Martinez he belonged to the Black Watch Regiment.

[@MacKlaus71]

I dream a world of scots-irish... and I'm Italian!

[@DoctorWhomSurely]

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF HARRY POTTER.

[@blackbird5634]

I've often wondered why Craig Ferguson claimed to be Scottish and it is clear now, through this informative video what happened. 🤣

[@erice.9514]

Still Better then any JJ Abrams movie

[@mrz80]

I would've said "Still a better love story than 'Twilight'" :D And don't dis the Lord High Chamberlain of The Ministry of Lens Flare :D

[@pinky6758]

"You're a Scotsman, Harry."

[@JohannHauptmann]

What's this Scotsman song? I can't stop listening this. Even brought myself a glass of scotch whiskey and couple of beers and its 3 day in a row when im doing this :D

[@kurtb8474]

I wear a kilt and play bagpipes! OH MY GOD I"M TURNING INTO A...(The tune 'Liberton Pipe Band' starts to play)

[@allandrummond2420]

Brilliant , never seen the full sketch before , controlling our own destiny at 3:47 :) so true just exploiting the anarcho autonomus collective Mon the workers

[@garrysutters1835]

Graham Chapman passing away in my hometown makes me feel uneasy for some reason.

[@itsaguinness]

love the scot baby

[@Wavemaninawe]

Pity that they censored the beard.

[@user-hz7pk9vb6z]

Ayy the wee babe

[@sarahrasmussen6867]

OH, you Monty Python team make me laugh all the time!!!xxxx

[@bezoticallyyours83]

I admit I don't get the inside joke, but the sped up walk makes me laugh. Also the baby. XD

[@ace942]

The aliens just wanted to win Wimbledon which was why they were converting people into Scotsman. It was an enjoyable skit.

[@sufianansari4923]

bloody hell - that was New Pudsey as well!

[@Eisenbison]

You know, I was thinking at the beginning that those two sound an awful lot like the Dursleys from Harry Potter... Then, BOOM, a guy named Harold Potter shows up. Guess we know where JK got her inspiration from.

[@Aurinkohirvi]

This sketch turned me into a scientist.

[@nikopunksuperlink]

2:24 i died hard of laughing when the baby turned into scotsman 🤣

[@critter7052]

Classic! Thanks for posting, Juan!

[@lukemiller7672]

Is that a flying Saucer? Looks more like the flying Dutchman to me. Nay. It’s the Flying Scotsman.

[@maxwoods6547]

2:30 DEMOMAN!?!

[@KlaraZoom]

Good call. Meet the Demoman was fucking hilarious.

[@johnoaker1232]

*FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

The only thing missing is the eyepatch.

[@KowboyUSA]

If you don't drink yer scotch, you can't have any puddins!

[@Poe4evr]

The woman in the laboratory scene...*pant* *pant*....what...a....fox! When she breaks the fourth wall at 4:00 ... she taunts me

[@user-sn8oe5sb1b]

Donna Reading

[@geofftaylor8627]

I've always been surprised how little is made of the fact that a Scottish guy won Wimbledon and was a top man.

[@chinookvalley]

Being of German-Irish descent I've oft wondered the implications of becoming a Scotsperson. I'm well educated and quite healthy, however I question the legal and social backlash of completing the transition. I also have a bit of Cherokee. Does anyone know, or could you direct me as to finding the resolve to my situation? The more research I do the more I come across Scotsmen as being angry with sheep. I don't own sheep, nor do I encounter them in my everyday life, so it doesn't seem to be an issue. If however being with sheep is a prerequisite I would do my best to satisfy whatever might be necessary to engage fully as a "Scotsman". I do like to banter and would plausibly consider a fistfight, if the surroundings presented themselves. Any suggestions would be most helpful. Thank you in advance.

[@tompurcell1499]

To my knowledge, ovinaphobia is not a prerequisite for being a Scotsman. However, if you're not Hungarian, there is a slight chance that you might very well be Scottish. However, I must advise that your Cherokee ancestry doesn't help much.

[@martind349]

If you apply for a health visa from the Govt. of Scotland for your plains sheep of choice you could use the time to deepen your decision making.

[@Sgt_Glory]

I read that in an 'annoyed letter' voice and got a good chuckle

[@studmalexy]

could you imagine if the same jokes were made today but about black people?...sjw's would be going crazy

[@kevinshort3943]

chinookvalley "If however being with sheep is a prerequisite" You will glad to know that is a prerequisite for Welsh or Kiwi, not Scots. " I would do my best to satisfy whatever might be necessary to engage fully as a "Scotsman". I do like to banter and would plausibly consider a fistfight, if the surroundings presented themselves." A good start. "Any suggestions would be most helpful" Don't live in Scotland but claim it's great. Blame the English for everything. Deep fry all your food. Put whisky on your cornflakes. Grow a giant ginger beard.

[@cwolf201]

needed a parallel of scotsmen turning into men with hats and umbrellas leaving to sally forth. then colliding with the incoming scotsmen in a confusingly hilarious non-fight

[@jwalkin5123]

The entire cloudy island of UK is creepier than the surface of the Mars. All British are Martians.

[@Jlipnicki]

Beautifully shot.

[@probablygraham]

Python rarely admit to the fact but this sort of daft sketch is definitely influenced by Spike Milligan.

[@loafersheffield]

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[@glennmccudden8574]

Yes most definitely.

[@MG-bs5mr]

Oh that explains why I, as an Englishman, moved to Scotland. It suddenly makes sense.

[@Samana009]

Ohhh boy... imagine if this sketch was made today...

[@Recoil1808]

Ivan Carlos Santiago The sane people could still enjoy it, and if they didn't backpedal, the "backlash" from the thin-skinned Tumblrites would be free marketing.... Until the entire cast got arrested.

[@jpaschl]

I might turn scotish as well and get myself scotch and bag pipes it would be kinda hard to get there from Pennsylvania though haha

[@hodaka1000]

True story My ex mother-in-law thought she was Scottish, she'd wear kilts and talk like a Scottish person.. with we this and mucky pup that, and she'd eat Scottish food and she comsumed bucket loads of Scotch But when she eventually ended up it a psychiatric hospital her sister came out to Australia to visit and on seeing her and hearing her asked, "What's the Scotish bit about ?" because they were pommies English Turned out she wasn't Scottish, she was pickled with Scotch she had an organic brain disorder brought on from alcohol abuse 😳

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

sounds like a good family to get OUT of

[@hodaka1000]

@@RaptorFromWeegee Not wrong, she had no other family here other than her three children who all believed her bullshit until the sister come over, but it turned out they all believed their own lies

[@jayhache5609]

Maybe she got zapped by that flying saucer?!

[@Kimjongil.]

She sounds very Scottish to me if I'm honest 🧐😆😆😆😆😆

[@hodaka1000]

@@Kimjongil. She'd convinced everybody here

[@TTony-tu6dm]

“He didn’t have an inadequate brain capacity?” 🤣

[@Tareltonlives]

You know, after Brexit, this may just prove to be a good idea

[@mrglibb]

One would only turn into a scotsman if he had no control over his own destiny.

[@TN-xx4ih]

Mr_Glibb see what you did there 😉👍

[@bigverybadtom]

Wouldn't heading to continental Europe make more sense?

[@CCMrJones]

I got news for ya

[@firstlast5350]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@Keepingitrespectfulmostly.]

"McClosed" McWoolworths" :0)

[@u.v.s.5583]

McMcDonalds

[@mitch4527]

One of the great Python sketches.

[@brownpeoplegetup1243]

love the pipes~

[@spamuraigranatabru1149]

"If we don't act fast Scotland will be choked bu Scotsmen!" *"OOOOO!!!!!"*

[@tamasmarcuis4455]

Strangely modern. Judging by the numbers of English people on twitter wanting to run off to Scotland and vote for independence.

[@hammer44head]

I'm positive if they took the Monty Python name off of this and ran it on the History Channel here in the USA, a lot of folks would say that this really happened.

[@FerPaduan]

Genios. Los amo.

[@francestomic2772]

I remember the night this aired. Wow that took me back. Loved it