Man vs Train 2: Cartoon Nightmares

After Thomas the Tank Engine flattened Jess the Cat, Postman Pat was always going to roll up his sleeves and take on the locomotive. Pat the postman and Thomas the train were always going to have to settle this in the most anime way possible: it’s Man vs Train 2!
In the follow-up to the first Man vs Train, you get to see what Opthomas Prime can actually do (and what our beloved postie can do when he’s up against it). To say any more would spoil a belter of a cartoon, so just click play and watch a battle for the ages!
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Produced by Tom Jenkins and Ben Michael
Written by Masud Milas and Ben Michael
Animated by Bryan Vee
Voice of Pat by Gwithian Evans
Voice of Thomas by Ed Templer
Edit, Sound Design and Music Curation by Jason Alan Dewey
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[@linkman4432]

This is STILL 100% Pat's fault.

[@janmikulic434]

The second Time it was thomases.

[@Myah_shee]

True. I hope they make a Hat in time animations or tf2

[@usmansubhani7482]

True dat. Pat really should take care of the cat instead of making it cross on its own. Who does that?

[@riffraff7942]

@@janmikulic434True, but that was an accident

[@MRcyanTopHat]

Ok duck pat

[@Numbercomb]

Never in my life did I think I would see my favorite childhood cartoons fight each other in a massive mech fight

[@kiedisboughen5318]

Neither did I, but it's amazing

[@Deborah-gs4qv]

Same this is epic

[@rotillosandoy]

​@@kiedisboughen5318 0

[@kashivlogs73]

😊​@@kiedisboughen5318❤❤❤❤

[@mysteryjamanimates3108]

I never thought I would see Opthomas Mentioned from Trainsformers. Made my weekened such a awesome thing I remember seeing as a child. Incredible Job Guys.

[@pgj1997]

The channel made a comment saying that it was a coincidence. But they decided to just roll with it after so many people pointed it out.

[@michaelkkrasting]

Series made my childhood man

[@justintan7658]

Bust my blood- uh, I mean buffers! Yeah! Buffers. That's a many years Farr James! If only Vector were here...

[@Night_Star6248]

@@justintan7658wait what happened?

[@justintan7658]

@@Night_Star6248 Thomas transformed into a humanoid robot just like Trainsformers.

[@sophisticatedfurret5239]

2:28 nailed the postal strike joke (the uk had a postal strike a few months ago)

[@Omegajunior2658]

This is probably one of the best Mashed cartoons of all time. I still like both Thomas the Tank Engine and Postman Pat and I am never too old for them. Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@kyperactive]

Get older lmao

[@dogegamer8090]

Hey I'm from Ireland too

[@Plustooner]

Hello Lad, I’m from the United States! 🇺🇸

[@christopherteo7795]

​@@mashed01-on--te-le-gramtomas prime

[@plumberchoochooman]

@@kyperactive Bro can like whatever he wants, cry about it.

[@RWSfan2024]

I like how Thomas and Pat put an end to their fight just for Thomas to step on chess again. 😂 so much for an apology and letting bygones be bygones

[@jambrainzstudios555]

Its jess, not chess

[@wariothelegend8046]

Thomas should’ve looked where he was going man

[@Ksdragon.]

Thomas just completely forgot his friend dying just to agree to go full-metal mech mode in the first place

[@nathanpierce7681]

thomas forgot to google en passant

[@kylepessell1350]

I wasn't expecting Thomas to let bygones be bygones anyway. In fact, I suspect it wasn't an accident that he stepped on a cat but rather a plausibly deniable way of avenging the friend that pat blew out of the sky.

[@cameronballz6154]

It's 100% Pat's fault *Thomas steps on Jess* It's 99% Pat's fault

[@TsarAlexi]

Steps?!

[@tonkao1702]

Wait doesn’t cats have 9 lives?

[@leafymale1417]

It's 1% Thomas fault now

[@WhoAmIHmmm]

it all started because of Thomas inability to follow the rules so it's still 100% his fault.

[@TsarAlexi]

@@WhoAmIHmmm um pat was the one who crossed the tracks

[@Tramberry]

2:35 oh you gotta be chuffing kidding me had me dieing

[@maplethebunny1936]

To be fair this is all Pat's fault, if he didn't break railway law and crossed over; Jesse would still be alive

[@matthieusykes6135]

agree

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

This aged like milk

[@coosarider5990]

That’s what I’m saying!!!

[@PlushRanger]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AT 4:53 THOMAS STEPPED ON JESS SO HE DID IT

[@PlushRanger]

Oh and In part 1 ITS PATS FAULT

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

This whole situation only happened because of Pat’s idiocy and his inability to take responsibility for something that was clearly his own fault.

[@user-dx5fk7hi6t]

Thomas and McQueen vs Murder drones

[@TheRisingStorm316]

@@user-dx5fk7hi6t Now THAT would be interesting

[@J0LL1B33]

@@user-dx5fk7hi6tSomething completey unrelated to the situation the video is demonstrating. How lovely.

[@theevildalek5425]

3:33 ‘Edward, Percy, Toby & Duck could not be bothered with this shit’ said Ringo Starr

[@randomcommenter8137]

Donald and Douglas stopped at a red signal double heading a goods train watching the entire thing go down: 🍿

[@mixedtrafficproductions9371]

And Oliver backed into another turntable well

[@JordanUnzueta-gh9ci]

⁠Edward Toby and duck appeared in parts 3 and 4

[@plumberchoochooman]

Tbh, Thomas is still innocent, if Pat didn't break the Law, everything would be fine. Also bringing back Opthomas Prime was really cool, I haven't seen anyone use him in a while.

[@GameHogGames]

Thanks so much for having me voice Thomas in this - it's come out looking so great 🤌🏻💪🏻

[@calebtheoriginalcjc2205]

Bro you do incredible! Great job

[@carleyball]

New subscriber to both you guys^^

[@plumberchoochooman]

You did Fantastic Bro!

[@thedraftingax5963]

You did an awesome job!

[@Gamebreaking3636]

Yea ur voice was pretty spot on❤

[@geardog24]

It’s okay, that cat still has 7 lives left.

[@deionpehowdy]

Let's hope so. I don't want Pat continuing a rampage

[@Jessesrandomvideos]

Actually 8 because Jess actually didn’t get run over in the last part

[@xinguan2681]

Oh so that’s where 7 came!

[@Maxwellsworld-in2cz]

​@@deionpehowdyI do.!!!

[@andreawilson2512]

YASSS

[@Calebtrain]

The level of punnage here is incredible

[@pokemonlover4208]

To be fair, if Pat didn’t force his cat to cross the tracks, Thomas wouldn’t even step on it, even if it was a accident.

[@LexingtonGaming]

How this is not pats fault 1 he didn’t want to be late 2 it’s the fact thomas was going 60 mph because I did my research e2’s goes 60 mph 3 thomas stepped on Jess

[@pokemonlover4208]

@@LexingtonGaming 1: He should have accented that he'll be late. 2: 60 mph is nothing compared to a modern train. 3: He didn't mean to! First kill was because Pat forced his cat on the tracks. The second kill was because he didn't see him! You try being a giant and not stepping on anyone! 4: This all happned because Pat was breaking the law!

[@The_Gabe]

@@LexingtonGaming, the warning barriers were down, you don’t cross the railway when they’re down.

[@WispyBlueBricksGPX]

​@@LexingtonGamingthis is 100% the fucking postman's fault, he broke the law and got his cat killed, he didn't take responsibility for his actions and broke the law, Thomas was completely innocent here and he's a train doing his job

[@RMSLusitania1915]

​@WispyBlueBricksYT Thomas Accidentally Killed Cat By Stepping On It If It Wasn't Then There Would Be No Fight Also Its Thomas And Pat Fault For Stepping On Cat And Breaking The Law

[@danishtttestudios9365]

I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of parodies on Thomas the Tank Engine, but this... might be one of my favorite parodies of all time. I remember watching Postman Pat as a child from 2 to years old and then Thomas & Friends from 4 till now. Definitely a very well created crossover. Great job, Mashed.

[@plumberchoochooman]

Agreed, most Thomas parodies have him drunk or evil, this one didn't do that. plus they added Opthomas prime, so thats neat.

[@danishtttestudios9365]

So true, I am fullheartedly agreed with ya. There's also those weird 3D animators who make children's videos, which make him a psycopath, chasing people down, or something like that. It's honestly so weird and scary. Oh yeah, and OpThomas Prime, I can respect that.

[@plumberchoochooman]

@@danishtttestudios9365 Yeah, its confusing why people do that, I blame the Sad Story of Henry Slander and .exe stuff. Also, it would be cool if they added an ultra form of OpThomas prime like they did in TrainsFormers, that would cool ngl.

[@peytonmac1131]

What about the George Carlin Adult narration parody?

[@danishtttestudios9365]

I'm fine with those videos.

[@Neo_320]

I love how thomas says "Shitbox" sometimes, it references his sayings from the show

[@rashidahabdulmalik2536]

Refrence: 0:40 Flamebridge = Elsbridge 2:21 Special delivery = Percy’s Line

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

I love how Pat punched Thomas with his left hand twice. After all, like Ringo Starr said in the first part, Thomas is made out of solid steel

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Solid steel, amongst other superdurable metals.

[@GameMaster-sh7tr]

I love how Pat keeps doing stupid moves and Thomas keeps calling him out on it 😂

[@ezbooksmarketing5898]

3:45 Opthomus supreme bootleg

[@Firey357]

Pat: I guess i owe you an apology Opthomas supreme: *you literally killed my friend harold*

[@mashed]

We weren't aware of James Farr's Trainsformers series, but we are now... and it's AMAZING. You should go watch that too! www.youtube.com/@JamesFarrOfficial

[@lunarbcy]

Hey

[@scott9415]

Oh yeah!

[@Havingsights4009me]

I watched it when I was a little kid

[@DanielLave25280]

That’s Alright Proud That You Guys We’re Aware Cause I Have Seen Trainsformers Before and I Get that Reference

[@jobulletchief8936]

Interesting

[@Mysterious_Idol]

Thomas the Tank Engine has never looked anymore anime than this 😂

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

0:20: He’s a TrainFormer now! Or TrainsFormer…

[@michaeltedford2947]

Part 1: Thomas wasn't even trying to kill Pat, He did hurt him Part 2: Thomas wanted to DESTROY Pat, All because he killed Harold, and Bob,

[@rjgamingmark3844]

1:15 peter:uh ha he said it! He said it!

[@vonrtebates58732]

0:59 Dude, he's STILL made of SOLID STEEL.😅

[@thomasgarfield6108]

It’s even the same hand

[@JavierSeveriano808]

@@thomasgarfield6108THATS WHAT HE SAID

[@westernengine11]

4:40 bro completely forgot about pat killing harold💀

[@2009TFfan]

He remembered it in part 3

[@jayadriano6100]

"pat had once again, forgoten that opthomas train was again, made of solid steel."

[@factstheseare3682]

I expect like... seven more episodes. Jess has nine lives to start, she used two, so she has... seven I think. Would make sense for this to go on for a full nine lives worth of episodes.

[@BjayBrown]

Jess is a male cat facttheseare3682

[@factstheseare3682]

@@BjayBrown is she? I always heard jess was a girl...

[@damianhendriks6162]

​@@factstheseare3682In Norway she is...

[@kerrygligorovic9758]

To be honest this is really Postman Pat's fault because if he had just waited at the railway crossing in the first place then Jess the cat wouldn't have been flatten by Thomas the Tank Engine in the first place.

[@danael0089]

Its thomas fault however for crushed him

[@JBot2.0]

@@danael0089 well... Pat did killed Harold, and it did cause him to transform into opthomas prime, and if Harold didn't get shoot down. Thomas would be the same form

[@generalXiphos448]

Thomas fault in the ending

[@scoots291]

@@JBot2.0 well pat did kill another human (the pilot) so even if he defeats thomas and the other engines he gets to go to human jail for murder

[@creopexcreations9738]

Pls part 3, this makes me laugh so much! 😂

[@lydfunkgamer8701]

3:04 Can we appreciate this moment? Jojos' music and the reference itself make this beautiful, I love the anime touches in this

[@Faizal-iz3ch]

Y' know, I like how it's a showdown between Postman Pat and Thomas the Tank Engine. It's gets to me every time. 🕦

[@harryfleutv666]

Still a better crossover story than Batman v Superman!

[@mistersayless323]

If mashed made this entire plot just for op-THOMAS-prime, I have M A D respect for them

[@AKidNamedLucas]

1:00 i love this part, its exactly and the #1 mark and the same gag as last time

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

3:39 oh god, seeing Gordon as a 0-6-0 is so wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Unknown_Commenter]

Thomas took “Till all are one” to a whole new level.

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Yep

[@primus6677]

Remember, cats have 9 lives. Jess has 7 left so I think it'll be fine.

[@touhouer7647]

Yeah.. I do have a feeling that Jess will return in part 3 unharmed... (possibly just like how Kenny from South Park dies in one episode but is "revived" in the next episode.)

[@kev-kong56plays32]

No, that just means there going to be 7 parts to this

[@touhouer7647]

@@kev-kong56plays32 Well..that's a possibility!

[@primus6677]

@mashed01-on--te-le-gram I'm not falling for that, nice try.

[@realchristian77010]

The well-waited sequel, and even Thomas' friends are joined and we *almost* got a happy end. It was epic as always, great work, lad! ❤

[@Golden_Is_Here69]

Finally! About time we got a part 2! Can’t wait for part 3!

[@Hepheat75]

Imagine if MeatCanyon did a collab with this guy.

[@ElPirato]

OH! I would love the HELL out of that

[@Masked_Darkness]

That would be AMAZING!

[@thedraftingax5963]

That would be awesome! Pat and Thomas's fight would be even more legendary than before if he collaborated with Mashed!

[@Hepheat75]

@@thedraftingax5963 I agree

[@karolstrozynski1329]

3:03 is that JoJo refrence ?????

[@ardbernal6300]

JOJO

[@sirejonesk591]

​@@ardbernal6300GOLDEN WIND

[@Abyss_for_memes]

JO JO!.....GOLDEN WIND!

[@pajaroto24]

Yes it is!!!

[@CaptainF123]

Assuming Jess never dies prior to this series she still has 7 lives left.

[@jackbeaton3329]

We need more Thomas parodies in this art style

[@hegyak]

It's another Certified Hood Classic. Mashed ALWAYS Delivering us the Goods.

[@hunterkillerstudios]

I can’t tell if this is to pay respects to the trainsformers series and the postman pat series or just pure awesome

[@J0LL1B33]

“I do get carried away sometimes.” *Makes overzealous attempts to destroy one blue E2 Class tank engine*

[@chvunggangte5297]

Pat needs a oscar for turning into a super saiyan as a human💀

[@madrat8060]

2:09 Should've used Flex Tape there, Pat.

[@jeremiahsisaias8677]

I never thought I would see a sequel to Trainsformers... ft. Postman Pat 😂 How did Pat's cat survive when he saw her getting hit by Thomas in the last video? Where's Percy and Tom Tipper when you need them for the mail?

[@Thatonedrater]

Cats have nine lives

[@brendanhanley2741]

Percy was probably watching the fight eating Popcorn with Toby and Edward

[@Toonrick12]

​@@brendanhanley2741Toby would be the type to sit back and watch shit go down.

[@brendanhanley2741]

@@Toonrick12 that's what I was thinking

[@AwesomeGamer-om4hm]

​@@brendanhanley2741Looking at the original animations, assuming that Thomas and Friends here operates the same way as Trainsformers, I assume Percy, Toby, and Edward could be dealing with Megatrain/Galvatrain, Diesel 10, or Topham Hat/Fat Controller.

[@AL_CrownLeaf]

I dunno how but I kinda guessed that the cat Jess would b alive .. until Thomas and friends stepped on her. great Part 2 btw

[@Jennifer_Rook_Deputy]

What have we learn? That you should never make a British postman angry

[@underbossgamingdunce7018]

As a Postman, this is pretty much a daily occurrence.

[@elitely6748]

Yes I'm so glad I can be extra early for this, the voice acting and writing is so impressive in this its hilarious! Now I wonder if the mechs will get even more crazy and become ginormous but excellent work again mashed! *I'm sure Jess is fine*

[@kingbeastben1465]

Nice throwback to trainsformers.

[@subzerowolf8994]

Ah, yes. My favourite Thomas & Friends character. *Opthomas Prime.*

[@1benjiernestosanic]

Trainsformers

[@abulletant1147]

3:28 bro activated phase 3, he ain't Fina live now 💀

[@randomcommenter8137]

Postman Pat: 🪦

[@DomInARK]

That ending caught me off guard 😂

[@Lake-ed3jj]

Lesson learned, don't punch a train with your bare fist

[@theoneandonlyufomini-bot]

Opthomas prime! It's been quite while! I see you have returned from your lengthy exile.

[@BlueJourney2719]

I love how Thomas forgot Harold was dead at the end

[@joshuaingobo1559]

0:53 Postman Pat: Alright you piece of transportation. You are an talking train. But me? I AM A POSTMAN (Super Saiyan Punch)!!!!!!!!!!

[@Zeke2p9]

Harold still died so... an apology is not enough.

[@amickoaberin]

2:40 that looks like ironhide

[@wildberrycrush3901]

Jess is sitting right next to the Vet. 😂 4:23

[@Worshiptheguineapig184]

Don't listen to the congrats you won it's a fucking scam

[@Raximus3000]

4:44 Unless you are strong enough to break steel with your bare hands.

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

2:04 I thought,he put mini bombs in the tape like a spy gadget it’ll be really cool and would. 📼💣✉️

[@calebhoff-uv9lu]

1:53 several bad puns later

[@christopherberry3036]

Soon after hearing about his duel with a sentient train, the Environmental Protection Agency decided to hire Pat to go after Norfolk Southern.

[@yayamonday2770]

Atleast Edward and Percy had the common sense not to join the chaos and just continue their work, Donald, Douglas, Duck, Oliver, and Toby too

[@user-oy9sw9kz9k]

2:10 XD

[@montogomery478]

This was pure childhood awesomeness 🤣

[@juanjosefaytongbasantes3406]

1:08 ok,that was unexpected

[@teslakoostachin8847]

You have to catch me first megatwat

[@Thomasthetankengineandfriends]

That’s opThomas prime to you and we can’t have you running away let’s get you back on track

[@teslakoostachin8847]

Oh I’m not going anywhere lad after all, I’m stuck to you like tape

[@headlamp_productions]

​@@teslakoostachin8847Wh- Oh you son of a-

[@PlushRanger]

Part 3 teased 4:53

[@instansyx9917]

I like how we went from a deranged parody to literally trains-formers lol

[@sonicdrew]

Transformers the movie reference???????????? 2:51

[@CuteNarpNarpPlush]

07 or 886 movie

[@sonicdrew]

@@CuteNarpNarpPlush 1988 hi max

[@CuteNarpNarpPlush]

@@sonicdrew ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Orson wells wine commercial ref)

[@stillnotanise1832]

No it's Jojo ref, how they killed Joseph Joestar in the show is by stabbing them with a shard of metal in the trought

[@sonicdrew]

@@stillnotanise1832 no It makes a lot more sense'cause Thomas is a robot not a human you obviously knew what they were going for it is Transformers the movie reference

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

The fight between Postman Pat and Thomas Prime is intense! And Thomas’ swearing be overlapped by a Loud Train Whistle is an nice touch! The fight went from Postman VS Train to an Epic Mech Fight! Also that plot twist at the end of this installment of “Man Vs Train” was quite the surprise!

[@feralwarden4873]

This is like John Wick, but your rooting for John to die horribly.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

And John Wick got the dog killed by throwing it at a car in the middle of an active F1 race, and blaming the driver that accidentally clotheslined it in the process

[@HenryTheGreenEngine311]

My favorite crossover ever!!!! Also we need a part 3! Who wants it?

[@x_Dr.k_x]

Me

[@HenryTheGreenEngine311]

@@x_Dr.k_x cool

[@epicstormchaserswf]

For some reason I can just imagine the workers from Bertha, and some of the characters from the original fireman sam all riding on Top Hat from tugs having tea while watching this battle occur from a distance.

[@Davaba19]

We definitely need a part 3 now XD

[@PolygonalPower]

The Opthomas Prime name drop is awesome.

[@TheRisingStorm316]

I mean, the thumbnail kinda gave it away

[@Astro_Studios1]

I don't understand why this needed a part two, this should have been a whole movie!

[@PinkestValentine]

I LOVE THE TRAINSFORMERS REFERENCE SO MUCH OMG

[@comicfan1324]

It’s far as I’m concerned, Thomas is the hero of this story. Had to get his own cat killed by messing around at the railway line rather than waiting the 30 seconds it will take for Thomas to pass. Ever since then Pat has been trying to kill Thomas the tank engine. It’s just been defending himself.

[@eddierools]

Slightly disappointment we didn't see the Greendale Rocket become part of Pat's mech, Imagine how annoyed Thomas would be with Pat using a train against him XD

[@sonicthehedgehoggaming4808]

Thomas would be like: friendly fire really pat

[@AwesomeGamer-om4hm]

Considering how the Thomas series has living vehicles while Postman Pat has normal vehicles, it would be awkward.

[@Francis_thefemtwink]

Never thought transformers would be part of more media, glad to see it being referenced again

[@urib0gan381]

1:21 ANOTHER PUN

[@RoastedStix]

Had a blast animating this one, thanks for having me on! :D

[@mikekaty2558]

Did you animate this whole thing

[@CraftyCornFromPoppyPlaytime96]

That ending LMAO

[@AlbelNox]

We're all forgetting one thing Thomas the Tank Engine is an abomination that happily sat by while Henry way sealed in a tunnel and left to die

[@bigbigarchive]

Henry was let out of the tunnel

[@SonicBoone56]

Thomas is finally not evil for once.

[@Frost_Anton]

Bro just make a tv show at this point. It's too phenomenal to be on yt lmao.

[@vermillionghost5687]

I love the nod from Trainsformers in this one.

[@AdorableAlphaUK]

DUDE NEVER KNEW THIS CAME OUT 10 DAYS AGO I LOVED PART 1 NOW GOT PART 2 YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@TBoneTony]

That went from Transformers to Dragon Ball to Power Rangers/Super Sentai and then back to Captain Planet.