Jme - 96 FUCKRIES

Out on iTunes bit.ly/96FUCKRIES
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Oh please,
I couldn't care bout your T & Cs,
I'm J to the M to the E,
I make G R I M to the E,
I make you bop your head, to the beat,
From the S W to the N to the E,
Bear M to Cs thought they could swim with the sharks
Until they entered the Sea,
BLUKU!
Big up N to the G,
Footsie, D to the E to the E,
I Show bare love like I did a E,
Been like this from I entered the scene,
Yeh, grime, I rep to the T,
140 Yeh I kept to the beat,
If you wanna badboy grime remix then just give
Me or Skepta the Pee,
SAFE!
You hype too much,
But I don't see you fight too much,
That's why you're not liked too much,
You've been snorting the White too much,
You man swear on your life too much,
Careful or you might die too much,
Bare Mcs just lie too much,
If not then they say like too much,
Easy peasy similes used frequently
really gets on my nerves,
Reason Jme's lyrically sick recently
I don't pet with my words,
Beef me? really you're chattin all street see but
You don't step on the curb,
These fake greezy Mc's come against me but
See I rep for the nerds,
I was out the game but Now I'm inside,
Met some of my best pals in grime,
Richard Cowie, baddaman James McCabe
And Jahmek Power inside,
Tempa T said shower down time,
Take music serious no lies,
Now my badboy megazord whips got
more features than iOS5!
Juju man, voodoo do'er,
Mike Lowery any KZbin viewer,
Original dead girlfriend slewer,
So I don't care what you do to her,
Stop chatting shit poo poo Chewer,
"Came from the gutter", "came from the sewer",
Anyman that chats poop i will
Take out your eyeball with a Bamboo skewer!
I roll with Aaron & Aaron,
Frequently I get stopped by the gammon,
Coz my whip looks like it should be owned by
Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond,
Feds pull me like I'm a drug baron,
Chattin' bare shit, cant understand 'em,
In the stereo I got Krept & Konan,
In the boot I got my Creps & my Canon,
I don't own a blackberry,
Ask for my pin and get slapped heavy,
Call me a rude kid or a maniac but
Beats... I ain't sharing 'em like teddy!
The only thing I will share like Jack
Is lyrics, spray whenever you're ready,
Don't ask why I'm looking in your boat
With your big head fam, you got a ferry!
I ain't a killer but D P M O!
Run up on guys with the green leaf camo',
Badboy Eleven Paris leather jacket
Fall back It's not CP famo,
See my black lips on your TV channel,
Bare mcs wanna be me I know,
You will never be like Jme,
I told you on my last C.D rago!
I had a Durag straight at birth,
God sent me here to make shit worse,
Nobody wants a punch in the face
Coz when you get punched in the face it hurts,
Jump in the whip, spaceship turbz,
Open my drink Shake it first,
When I drive My car don't move fam?
The wheels turn and they drapes the earth!
I am so raw in a rave,
Jme Encore on stage,
As soon as I spit one 4 & an 8,
I will leave the dance floor in a state,
You're not lord of the place?
You jacked couple guys before with your mates,
Your not a badman coz you robbed someone fam?
You're just Poor & brave!
Beef? Slam doors in your face,
Uppercut leave your jaw in a brace,
Man will draw for the hadak-dak-duken
Leave you on the floor snoring away,
MCs think they're raising the bar
By spitting on 14 genres a day?
Safe, Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway!
One take.

[@anitapea8590]

"You're not a bad man because you robbed someone, you're just poor and brave" XD I cried laughing, what a fucking champ.

[@gailplatt9377]

+Anita Pea Your mums a slag

[@anitapea8590]

Gail Platt u wot m9

[@user-xn1bm2jo1n]

+The Pyrozen Project Yeah you cant do slang.

[@user-xn1bm2jo1n]

+RPGsniper13 fair

[@teddygallagher372]

but I don't see you fight to much

[@georgesouthgate8988]

"Nobody wants a punch a in the face coz when you get punched in the face it hurts" - thats some deep shit man

[@jackhaynes7225]

+george southgate true tho?

[@Skengman334]

+Jack Haynes u didn't get the fucking joke lol

[@jackhaynes7225]

ᴚ∀ƎMS I i did, banter

[@MrFrimponged]

+george southgate It's a send to people that think they're hard as fuck, can take punches to the face and that, when really if you get a decent punch to the face you're getting dropped. You're supposed to dodge them.

[@123shelty]

truth though

[@hueyfreeman5537]

Surprised we can comment

[@danielromanczuk4123]

Huey Freeman shutup: what fam?!

[@KurdishStoryTeller]

daniel romanczuk no plz stop

[@jamienichols6428]

+daniel romanczuk wow your soo hard mate

[@jayslimmon379]

Yeah on man don't Care you can't either

[@danielromanczuk4123]

He's got new tees with no vowels like drake, truss him daddy

[@guglielmobagnolini5229]

2020, and it's still a banger. FACT.

[@foreverarsenaltm5708]

no fucking cap🙅‍♂️🧢

[@morganfreeman9514]

Still is now too

[@_PK777_]

2021

[@likely_toad573]

2021 and it still is

[@matthewbrennan9758]

2022, and it still goes hard 👌

[@iGramage]

Only man who can say "poo-poo chewer" and have it sound badass.

[@rrmarieb]

😂😂😂😂

[@Fabregas4CR7]

Beats I ain't sharing them (sherringham) like teddy, the only thing I will share (wilshere) like Jack is lyrics 🔥

[@dannyashton6234]

holy fuck, ive been listening to this song for 6+ years and never understood this bar

[@MichaelJones456]

danny Ashton looking back at this song has made me realise so much

[@theollanes7888]

fuckkkk cmon

[@KarltonFranz]

Shit went over my head

[@vmzheyko]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Fucking classic line that.

[@jackjacobs3775]

I like to think he recorded this with a camera attached to his willy

[@roryingram7505]

Wayne Rooney I DIED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingsk0133]

hahaha!!!

[@szilardbogacs2230]

xD

[@deep_sea_dolphin569]

Wayne Rooney what about when he is on the bike

[@kingsk0133]

lol he had a really strong boner the whole time so that it stayed up

[@AlexFolgado]

You're not a badman because You robbed someone fam You're just poor and brave PURE FIRE BRO, JESUSSS

[@d0ne14]

His flow is so underated. He puts mad shit together. the bit where he switches up the flow and he goes "juju man, voodoo do'er mike lowery any youtube viewer" is mad sick

[@Getsugaaaa]

This old tune still bangss

[@hoah]

sean daramola 3 years aint old

[@JYGtube]

hoah lol you feel me fam

[@kingsk0133]

yeah but 5 years is

[@-Shadowjj-]

sean daramola still listening? Lmao

[@omzzy]

-Shadowjj8006- yes boy

[@jakubsobczuk9744]

this beat is so fucking weird / grotesque and somehow syncopatic, and he fucking nails it, it is so good its not even funny, 10/10 work, wow, perfect feeling

[@shoutplenty]

yeh its like syncopated dubstep, really fkn gasses me up drummin on ma thighs. 140 i keep to the beatttt

[@tobaymctobez]

so fire

[@mokkaveli]

Was bare beats like this them times

[@RobotronSage]

fr fr

[@xRetroPvP]

Jme is the best grime artist.

[@Harveygregorxotwod]

no

[@parkermeister8594]

Yes

[@Aldaz108]

CasisDead JME

[@Harveygregorxotwod]

No he's not, however I could potentially fit him in my top 20

[@maksmarkowicz]

Cool, people have different opinions

[@ManLikeOs]

"Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway" 🔥🔥👏👌💯 Legendary bars

[@tomneville6763]

jme is so underrated, manages to spit fire 3 minutes straight.

[@lwestiee4927]

Fire worth 3 hours.

[@individuallysick5779]

Facts

[@ahhhh5733]

I'm from America and I absolutely love grime, I wish it would get popular in the states but a lot of Americans can't get past the accent and different slang

[@AngelSugarMaster]

True I'm american btw

[@Jeezay]

Nah, if I heard Americans trying to spit english slang I'd kill myslef

[@Jeezay]

+Jeezay *myself

[@soufian0603]

+Giovanni Nodari I love this and im from Germany.

[@KP-tm6fv]

+Jeezay True, Americans are the last people who I would want to be in Grime. No offense to you Americans who like grime, but America would ruin grime music if they tried to make their own crappy version of it. The thing with grime is that it originated in London and I think that's where it should stay (I don't mind if Americans listen to grime or even if they don't like this type of music; I would really hate America if they made a crappy version of grime). For instance, American top gear (not crappy, but not nearly as good as the original British Top Gear...).

[@6doubleone012]

Little does JME Know he influenced alot of Australian Youth 💯 I'm only 20 now but grew up listening to JME,Kano, Devilman ect but JME has the illest flow an his bars are just to good

[@JonathanSilva-dw8rp]

JME Was selfie Sticking before Selfie Sticks

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

Lol, it wasn't a selfish stick to begin with, its camera equipment that you can get with sports cameras.

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

selfie*

[@dreptacz7544]

He did it without hands

[@18xDJHx]

My whip looks like it should be owned by Jeremy clarkson or Richard Hammond pure fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@IrishcarspottingYT]

HazzerGaming probably talking about a Hyundai coupe...

[@IrishcarspottingYT]

Kingsk01 fair enough a Toyota Celica ? With some chromies and a golf wrap 😂

[@IrishcarspottingYT]

Chrome gold wrap **

[@lwilzz]

Kingsk01 how is that racist 😂

[@rybotnik]

i visibly cringed at that bar lol

[@naomigamble2380]

I always preferred jme to skeppy

[@poultryplayz134]

ANDY BLUD innit

[@evertontalk]

Any day!

[@jayslimmon379]

hands down JME is better

[@hazabigtoe1453]

theyre brothers

[@AlwaysRetr0]

+Hazabigtoe Cheers captain obvious

[@gibletplays6832]

Jme is the first artist that i actually like all of his music, usually i just like 1 or 2 of someones songs but i like all of jmes stuff

[@ciscoisaboss]

maybe because the song are almost the same lyrically... if you like his scene, you'll love all his albuns

[@Ophiax]

GibletPlays holy shit I thought I was the only one who can only like 1-2 songs from an artist

[@wazzap500]

Ophiax Nope. I only like 1 or 2 songs by JME

[@nektorhond]

Jme and Skepta rule the UK.. period. Also UK rap is much better than the crap in USA today. peace. Love from Cyprus.

[@RadaRadaYadaYada20]

Kendrick Lamar shits on all you shithead

[@NastyLSRP]

+john m Can't agree with you because Ameican rap is good if you listen to the good shit and im not talking about that Drake shit

[@meekaillim]

+Nasty Drake with the 6 God gimmick is not bad at all tbh, but before that, he was a bit too sentimental 😂

[@RadaRadaYadaYada20]

+Alan Mackey you couldn't comprehend his lyrics

[@wontyoubekind]

+Alan Mackey lol I like European rappers but what you said just isn't true at all

[@kianc3625]

His in more places at once than N'golo Kante

[@Yoaster06]

Kian C actual underrated comment

[@joshuawoolmer6239]

@Kian C how u predicted this 4 years ago

[@danovens132]

Cant forget this, 2024 bring back JME

[@TheComedyColosseum]

This randomly came to my head so I thought I’d come back & give it another listen. I can remember the time when this was uploaded but I swear I didn’t think it was 8 years ago. Time is flying man.

[@robinpearcy8420]

ten years now 😭

[@abdiihuss6932]

11 years now lol

[@RobotronSage]

They broke the schumann resonance or something Like seriously even the daylight cycle is focked >why is it pitch black at 5pm these days >why was it still sunlit like daylight at 11pm a couple of days before tf

[@dnthypeonutube14]

You aint a badman cause u robbed some1 fam your just poor and brave

[@smm482]

dnthypeonutube14 that line is so random, but i still like it

[@kingsk0133]

dnthypeonutube14 that's a good line....

[@Fsoricko]

dnthypeonutube14 you’re *

[@joshhosj2004]

2:34

[@shagerr2818]

Oliver Seymour ITS FAX!!! Lmao fuck dat janitor

[@WreeckCreational]

Love how JME is so fucking sick, works hard for his music, yet he stays grime. Fuck pop-grime.

[@samhill487]

Fuck Chip

[@R-V1]

frequently I get stopped by the GAMMON lol

[@GodGoHoe]

*RH93* Gamma, Slang for police

[@TeeXit]

GodGoHoe pigs = police, gammon is a pig product

[@TeeXit]

its gammon, gammon = pigs, pigs = police

[@ashfaqmohammed1029]

+Majetic Destroyer same shit

[@NuevoVR]

+GodGoHoe idiot boy

[@Mali12]

Haven’t heard this in years but still remember most of it word for word. “I had a durag straight from birth, god sent me here to make shit worse, nobody wants a punch in the face coz when you get punch in the face it hurts” jme one of the British GOATS

[@Getsugaaaa]

'The only thing I Wilshire Like Jack Is Lyrics' Maddd 🔥

[@yusuftary1553]

'Beats, I ain't Sherringham like Teddy'

[@sebm2334]

Holy shit ive known this song for so long and just got that bar now thanks lol

[@metan0ja]

@@sebm2334 I still don't get it lol can someone explain it to me?

[@sebm2334]

@@metan0ja jack wilshere is a football player and wilshere sounds like will share

[@sebm2334]

@@metan0ja also the line before is "beats? I aint sharing em like teddy" and teddy sheringham was another football player so its continuing on that

[@tomelliott9]

Why have I only just realised JME is like top 3 grime artists out there

[@kemosbe348]

He's the best!

[@trill3655]

+Charlie Andrews the very best*

[@whowhatwhere3748]

+Capital Aspxct nah skepta is better in my opinion

[@OscarJamess]

yeah right

[@easymoneya.b.3963]

top 10

[@Saientific]

Happy 10 year anniversary of this absolute bad boy tune -- still as sick as when I first heard it.

[@TomHyde-rg7te]

Shiiitttt this just got lost somewhere and oh my what a banger has been hiding way that much I forgot about this banger ❤

[@limitlessLtd]

Its been 9 years and this song is still 🔥

[@dangerousdazza]

Jme is the goat

[@NoodleNinetySeven]

You're not a badman cos you robbed someone You're just poor and brave,

[@in4rcady]

I ROLL WITH AARON AND AARON, FREQUENTLY I GET STOPPED BY THE GAMMON, COS MY WHIP LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE OWNED BY JEREMY CLARKSON OR RICHARD HAMMOND

[@MK4FEAR]

I read this exactly at the same time as Jme said it, and this is my first time listening.

[@youngchuckie1249]

lool jeremy clarkson

[@kianaw.8096]

Street's Disciple me too lmao

[@jagjotsinghpawar]

Its Arun and Aaron

[@Mali12]

FEDS PULL ME LIKE IMA DRUG BARON

[@BabyKillerTheWise]

JME is the only UK Grime MC who shows a good sense of humor in his lyrics and videos. Grime and Hip Hop shouldn’t be SERIOUS! SERIOUS!

[@killahbeeezz]

No one wants a punch in the face, cuz a punch in the face it hurts Real talk

[@gu7717]

Ok sherlock

[@GENIUSLYGAMABLE]

He’s saying a bullet to the brain doesn’t hurt because it finishes shit, a punch doesn’t

[@georgierosette5452]

Who's Still Listenin In 21?💯

[@chesseman9695]

2024, this song is still a fucking banger, still some of the best bars ive ever heard

[@thambidave]

“Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway” is an amazingline

[@f3arl3s5]

I don't know anyone else that makes me smile after every single bar. JME is a legend among legends, real talk.

[@harryd9875]

Musical chairs never sounded so good

[@TurkiKAlqou]

oh please

[@samhill487]

I don't care bout your ts and cs

[@thecleaner5145]

Im' J to the M to the E

[@marokuma3813]

I make G R I M to the E

[@madzz8650]

From the S W to the N to the E

[@thecleaner5145]

Bare M to the C's thought they could swim with the sharks

[@lagcats]

JME's best song for sure. Hands down. If you still listen to this song 2017 upvote fams.

[@ashr8327]

No lie 2022 and every single line is career defining

[@bilalawadallah9984]

2023 and still straight bars

[@lethweiblackbelt]

You from the uk?

[@WhiteNoiseCompany]

I'm from the year 2035 and this is still a banger 😃

[@courtney3164]

JME woke up and chose violence, everybody that day was getting a piece of that smoke

[@aloevera5206]

1:21 my hero

[@walidm8201]

My whip got more features than ios 9*

[@Claymore2408]

+Walid M (kill3rn7) That was fuckking siiiick

[@matthewmonkey1760]

Its iOS 5 stupid

[@walidm8201]

Did it ever occur to you that i said IOS 9 because that's the latest ios and if you did see i left an asterisk.

[@walidm8201]

matthew monkey1 so next time THINK then write.

[@EDM-Jigger]

+Walid M (kill3rn7) not what he said at all poo poo chewer

[@sfh7371]

Didn't understand a thing, still enjoyed.

[@mehzinyy2431]

Haha yeah me too

[@drazross1648]

Listen to the lyrics you muppet 😂😂

[@JackandAnt]

Same

[@MINILILGAMER]

+red gold Look in the description, it's all there, I know every single word to the song

[@18xDJHx]

+red gold u need to get in the zone

[@danielkilvert]

11 years lateer - Still as amazing as it was then... Can't help but listen to this most other days.

[@drylunch5916]

2023 and still a banger!!!

[@brendanlynch1106]

jME is underrated GOAT

[@AnthonyJenkings]

2024 still here 😎

[@J1ZZB0SS]

jme crawled so these roadmen now can walk

[@robbomastergamer]

jme never disappoints me

[@EDM-Jigger]

dude said fam in 2012 too a head of his time

[@HS-ie8tj]

+Noah Wallace Troll?

[@kiri101]

+Yes 101 Nah, just a hipster.

[@scotttheo97]

We've said fam where I'm from since before 2012 😂😂

[@EDM-Jigger]

shit just catching on over here in the U.S

[@scotttheo97]

Noah Wallace that's peak

[@MrMavuso]

Hands down..... Pengest grime-Ish in recent memory. (Me, March 2021) Don’t care bout your T’s n C’s!! True say it’s bout da J 2 da M 2 da E, Chin

[@sohelahmed7767]

JME the ace underneath the UK music scenes sleeve 😁

[@paramveersandhu3300]

2021 and still a banger

[@michapodlaszuk9025]

the sickest beat I've heard

[@ramihamid3112]

Never get tired of it

[@jonathanlord-vc8og]

Ive literally listened to this song every single day since it was released one of my favourite songs of all time biggup jme for keeping grime alive constantly

[@rokkoskap3413]

Oh look, he predicted musical.ly

[@discreethead7229]

so tru

[@kingsk0133]

haha

[@joedot343]

i'm a little white kid in a heavy metal band, and I just realised i love this shit

[@Jamesclips98]

2023 still banging

[@amrikmann578]

2024 gang 💪💪

[@Dethinker]

He doesn’t have a single bad song

[@MISSMADISONMEDIA]

The kids don’t know about this😂🔥

[@oheclipsee972]

Real talk🤣🤣🤲🤲

[@abdiihuss6932]

but i been listening to this since primary

[@ioniedeeming3141]

Don't care what anyone says. The King of grime

[@wiisportsmatt9775]

"You're not a badman cause you robbed someone fam. You're just poor and brave!" One of my favorite bars ever lmaooo

[@SamKabiru]

Still bangs like the first time I heard it 🔥🔥🇰🇪

[@xT3D]

The fact this was 10 years ago is mad

[@dailyspidagaming471]

Almost 11

[@KingJDPskate]

HI MAD

[@scarface8168]

Way ahead of time by atleast another 5 years

[@atlantisfunktions]

FUCKING GENIUS I CANT STOP LISTENING

[@AdamFactorTV]

KSI has such good taste :D

[@itskobold]

this is still so impressive, beat, lyrics, video, the lot

[@tommyers4829]

2021, and it's still a banger. FACT.

[@ybbeatboxing3864]

im J to the M to the E, nailed it!!!

[@sabbadams3259]

'beats i aint sharing them like teddy' (Teddy Sheringham)

[@S1XMedia]

I think he's a DJ, at the start of Pow 2011 and the song "JME" it says teddy

[@ianhugo1118]

S1XMedia lol teddy sheringham was a professional footballer

[@S1XMedia]

I'm not on about Teddy Sheringham, JME isn't talking about Teddy Sheringham...

[@letoblackwell8095]

S1XMedia he's a producer blud how can't you know who teddy is

[@youngchuckie1249]

S1XMedia Sharing them, sheringham, its not accidental, and then he says will share, wilshire like jack. was a deliberate football bar

[@JaiHenry-vi3jr]

Why does this still go hard in 2024🤞🔥

[@Fox420]

I roll with Aaron and Aaron, and frequently get stopped by the gammon :D

[@JackAldred]

1:31 Why no love for James May?

[@donomar_9985]

didn't suit the flow innih

[@JackAldred]

DonOmar_99 inniihhhhhhhhh meehhhhttttttt

[@Hoodie_Blk]

Yeah

[@JackAldred]

Ayo .o Did you listen to the lyrics?

[@mysticrippertl5983]

+Jack Aldred Lmao

[@pheksy]

mad gifted

[@theomotsisi7772]

So happy I get to comment on man's videos 💀

[@JacksLuckFiveTen]

Thanks JME for being one of the few artists I could actually understand.

[@panitae676]

Finally a song that can put me to sleep.

[@7413321]

this the hardest beat i ever heard

[@andrefuhrbrah]

JME is the greatest on the scene, hands down people

[@812sf3]

If You’re Listening To this in 2022, You’re A Legend

[@sammorris4674]

2020 stilll

[@purewadan1666]

Still goes hard

[@sionfumagalli1255]

nearly 2021 and this still fire

[@manjots2004]

Skepta moved up in life but Jme would be higher if he consistently dropped music. Both could've taken over the UK scene fr

[@symh2813]

Could've? Theyre some of the biggest UK rappers to ever do it. If you are in to UK rap and grime then you know them.

[@manjots2004]

@@symh2813 yh but I'm saying when was the last time Jme dropped a solo album or something apart from being featured on others songs

[@_PK777_]

BANGER IN 2021

[@jamesburns9773]

"I don't own a blackberry, ask for my pin and get slapped heavy!" Best line by far

[@sandietanya3047]

Back when music was good

[@dylantimko1905]

love from pittsburgh pennsylvania usa

[@aenigmatica8]

God, if he comes to the US....

[@theacmilanfan123]

Victoria Long the day BBK do a tour of the US I'll be the very first guy to buy dem tickets

[@aenigmatica8]

Hell yeah!