Manchester City Are An EMBARRASSMENT! Man City 1-1 Everton

Erling Haaland had a second-half penalty saved by Jordan Pickford as Manchester City's crisis continued with a laboured Premier League draw against Everton at Etihad Stadium.
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[@Darthlegopokemon]

“Chelsea are about to batter Fulham” famous last words😂😂

[@TheRealGranted]

Too right!

[@Carjack_Felon]

Haha, I actually spat my tangerine out when I heard that

[@oscarpearson8584]

Gotta back the chels💪

[@jaradoref]

As Terry Flewers would say, don’t upset the football gods

[@maestromo3799]

“Chelsea about to batter Fulham” Chelsea 1-2 Fulham

[@rdholyfield965]

The curse of staying humble eh😂

[@archieelliott2113]

Stay Humble eh? Losing to Fulham at home hahaha

[@hectorr6299]

Chelsea bottling it at home after this is priceless!!

[@reasatfaisal4251]

Ahh brother, you shouldn't have said the last statement before leaving!!!! 😂😂

[@FamousPalmtree]

He also needs to stay humble eh? 😂

[@shukuchimukyo892]

I think it was a reasonable statement to make. Chelsea have had a great season so far

[@unitedlnc2941]

Seeing Erling Haaland humbled is the best Christmas present possible

[@noranqey]

But still 6 points above ManU. THATS a nice present.

[@mrmr5580]

He needs to stay humble

[@wisdomandchaos]

Yes

[@KhafreAblo]

​@noranqeyonly losers would compare the worse United side in history to a team that won the league last season. Dumb

[@StudyTime-i5u]

​@noranqeydamn 😂😂😂 imagine comparing yourself to man U😂😂😂😂😂

[@Realone882]

Manchester is red = ❌️ Manchester is blue = ❌️ Manchester is done = ✅️

[@hamulimajeshi1512]

Haaland's HUMBLE CURSE continues to haunt them.... My advice... Apologies to Arteta publicly will lift the curse....

[@LeeLMcG-or5uc]

It won't matter, Arsenal are nowhere near a title race

[@hamulimajeshi1512]

@LeeLMcG-or5uc Liverpool players do think Arsenal are a threat

[@hamulimajeshi1512]

@@LeeLMcG-or5uc According to you... Who do you think is in a tittle race? You are talking as if the league ends in January... Let's rekindle our conversation when two games are remaining.....

[@ma466]

I can’t believe Fulham beat Chelsea at home? Such an embarrassing

[@jamestitterton1627]

The fact that Pep doesn't give Mcatee a break show his lack of respect for the kids. Liverpool has bled their youths into first team player. Pep just sells and loans them. Mcatee performance for the Blades has cemented him at the Lane. More fool Pep.

[@footballhipstertv]

Yeah like Foden

[@scotttocs]

If anything Everton are really good at defending and Liverpool definitely dodged a bullet.

[@orwellboy1958]

🤣Yeah, right. What a clown.

[@scotttocs]

​@orwellboy1958 stop looking in the mirror when replying to comments

[@jamesbaurus5928]

As much as I'd like to think that my toffees would have done the business against the RS, I think it was a reprieve that let Dyche get everyone organized for this 3 game run against other top 6 sides

[@nickchambers11]

@@jamesbaurus5928 UTFT

[@gglodz5343]

Stay humble, eh?

[@moze2324]

haaland is eating humble pie

[@reecemcardle1757]

With his treble and more PL titles than Liverpool

[@Kevy808]

​@@reecemcardle1757 and 5 CLs less than LFC too

[@IIZCHAOS]

Hoe many will be taken away for cheating .

[@CanYouFelixTCG]

Mark my words, those players know something we don't.

[@hrs1414]

Pep is proving how useless he is when messi/lewy/aguero/halaand stop scoring goals :)

[@M-Anfield-G-A]

Bruh what happened to Chelsea??! 😂

[@nicklevitt6395]

When are people going to wake up. The city players have known for months that the ffp charges are going to be severe and thats the main reason for this cliff drop 100%

[@worthalook4870]

Maybe the players have heard they’ll be playing in league 1 soon with the charges and have given up 😆

[@jxy8938]

We all collectively said that when rodri aint in the team, city dont get the results or performance. So why are we shocked now?😂

[@AbigailLenin]

Apart from Liverpool, this feels like the Leicester season: all the top teams are fumbling their opportunities and dropping so many points.

[@samdown5347]

Liverpool are the Leicester team this season!

[@hrs1414]

Liverpool will be 4th by march.

[@augment999]

Rory Jennings talking about sarcasm and nuanced humour..? Mate you're literally footballs version of David Brent

[@mdavh2582]

Can't really enjoy Fulham's last minute winner as much as I'd like. Just means we've a 1 horse raxe, again. Just replaced City for Liverpool.

[@hrs1414]

Liverpool had a larger lead last year and were 3rd by march and completely out of the title. Its a 2 horse race.

[@meskahmusic]

If man united can go above city, I’ll ne running outside naked on NYE and I’m an Arsenal fan…

[@CraigDewhurst]

United are even worse 😂

[@CraigDewhurst]

Currently 1 down again ha

[@efun8334]

Wolves 2: 0 United

[@neilpa]

The title race is between Liverpool and VAR/PGMOL. No deluded Arteta creature is involved....

[@xyren4385]

how funny you say that when var/pgmol has fucked over assna this season so many times 😂😂😂😂

[@neilpa]

@xyren4385 Arsenal have got decisions go their way because of corrupt VAR/PGMOL. Arsenal would be in the bottom half of the table if VAR had done it's job properly. Fouling the opposition goalkeeper at every corner and getting away with it

[@neilpa]

​@xyren4385 you must be deluded. Arsenal has got away with so many fouls this season due to corrupt VAR/PGMOL.

[@xyren4385]

@@neilpa sure buddy 😂😂😂

[@neilpa]

@xyren4385 glad you finally see the reality 🤣🤣🤣

[@tebennymark6240]

You know Chelsea drew to Everton just 5 days ago right?

[@therealhb1763]

Use context bro one win in 13 games

[@Espeo]

And they actually scored vs Everton unlike Chelsea

[@eyeballjellyforbreakfast]

A 0-0 draw is the thing of champions compared to 1 in 13​@@Espeo

[@wisdomandchaos]

Crybaby!

[@Espeo]

@eyeballjellyforbreakfast champions score goals, not park the bus

[@danielsegura9621]

You’re an embarrassment today too Rory

[@RecLeagueWarrior]

Chelsea getting PUMPED

[@thierryhenry674]

Rory, you have always been right. Haaland is overrated and he would struggle in the PL. People should never judge a player just from his G/A. A goal hanger who can score 50 goals a season is rubsh if he is the reason his team can only score 70 in total because of his poor touches, passing, dribbling. A false 9 who can score 15 goals a season is world class if he is the reason his team can score 120 goals in total because of his great touches, passing, dribbling. What matters is to maximise the TOTAL number of goals your TEAM can score. A Ronaldinho with zero goals would still be so much better than a Walcott with 30 goals. You can do skill moves to dribble or tiki taka pass your way through an entire team including the keeper, and when you are 1 cm away from the goal, you pass to your league two level teammate, and your teammate pass to another league two level teammate and score. And if you do it 10 times a match, your team would score 380 goals a season because of you. You would get zero G/A. Now who is world class? You or the two 380 G/A teammates? You should never judge a player just by his stats. You have to actually watch and analyse the football.

[@thierryhenry674]

The season before Haaland joined Man City, they created 88.7 xG, scored 99 goals (scored 11 more goals than their xG). KDB was their top scorer, he scored 15 goals. The season Haaland joined Man City, they created 78.6 xG, scored 94 goals (scored 16 more goals than their xG). Haaland was their top scorer, he scored 36 goals. Haaland’s stats seem to look good, but he massively reduces his team’s xG. And he tries to use his great finishing to make up for it. Man City become more clinical, outperforming their xG by a larger amount, but they actually scored less in total with Haaland. It’s like when you think there is a big discount in the supermarket, but in reality, the price is marked up by a lot before the discount is made, so you are actually paying more. You think a 90% off discount is good, but it’s really not. Before he joins, if you look at their top scorer (15 goals), you might think that they are not clinical. If they had a clinical striker (over 30 goals), they will score a lot more. After he joins, they did become more clinical, but they score less in total.

[@thierryhenry674]

Benzema: “Football has become a game where players can play bad for 90 minutes and then score a goal and be called Man of the Match and get the spotlight. I don’t want to be that kind of a player.” “We no longer bother to look at what a guy does on the pitch, just who has scored. And the next day, we consider him the best. It’s happened to me: If I don’t play a good game but I score, then they see me as the best. I don’t really like this type of football, but it will be more and more like that.” “When I play, I try to respect football. For example, I can’t shoot if I don’t have an angle when there is an unmarked teammate. I’m going to pass the ball to him. I don’t think, Ah, but possibly I’m going to score.”

[@thierryhenry674]

Haaland is a league two level, simple, low touch, goal hanger with world class finishing. That’s it. He can’t do skill moves. Can’t play tiki taka passes. Can’t roam around or drop deep to offer passing options creating overloads. Can’t read the game and play through pass like a Spanish number 10. He doesn’t have silky and tekky touches and close control. Man City is like one man down in the build up. They would have created a lot more chances, and higher quality chances if they played a skillful, technical and creative false 9 instead. Man City would have won that treble with or without Haaland. They were just unlucky prior to that season. Haaland made Man City worse. He forces them to play direct, long ball, long cross, static, boring football. They are not the dangerous tiki taka team anymore.

[@moerocco775]

Benzema really said this stuff like the goal poacher is a new thing? Or that it's more in vogue in today's game? Neither is true and he may not have meant those things but these quotes kind of make it seem like it.

[@thierryhenry674]

@@moerocco775 No, it’s because of social media, the popularity of the sports has exploded around the globe. Most casual fans don’t care about the football, they just know how to read simple stats. Poachers do exist in the past, and they do get glorified. But this glorification got exponentially magnified because of the internet.

[@jaydawg135]

Everton deserve a Premier League medal for a Liverpool Assist 😁 YNWA 🎉

[@mavericks911]

Father ended his career by poking someone, Son did the same by poking someone,...stay humble ehh

[@austinsporleder1747]

Didn’t your team just finish 12 and 6 last two years

[@oliverwoodhouse9995]

Oh it’s great to see

[@nguyenminhduc6990]

I don't see what Pep is trying to get by playing Lewis match in match out like that. He is consistently mistake-prone and break the defensive system.

[@jordan_roadhouse4798]

He's kinda pretty on the ball but is so weak. Gets taken off it far too easy. He needs to hit the gym a bit more! 😂

[@aquamon17]

You can believe because the prince and pep are taking us for a ride. They know what they are doing, pretending to be a weak team so that everybody forget about their financial breaches.

[@brazil-y2y]

nobody is forgetting. We all hope justice is done and City must pay with relegation to the conference as a minimum.

[@leonwatkins5072]

I bet on a draw I was right so city won me money today 😂

[@enzoluciano3490]

So did Halland by the looks of it 😅

[@orwellboy1958]

Did you have a bet on Chelsea.

[@StudyTime-i5u]

Chelsea lost 2-1 😂😂😂

[@All3cannons]

Did you win with your bet on Chelsea too??? 😂

[@alfonsoemmanuelzaal1512]

After that arsenal game they lost themselves

[@girelmangongo5598]

Let the non humble win a league

[@girelmangongo5598]

They have lost 12 and Arsenal are only 6 points ahead of City what a league

[@richardtbrown756]

Arsenal broke them 🤫 They celebrated the draw like a bottom half team... has literally been their form since... 😏

[@gukiinapeter3277]

MICHEAL OLIVER HAS TAKEN LONG WITHOUT FINDING AN EXCUSE TO GIVE THEM A PENALTY OR RED CARDS AGAINST THE OPPONENT

[@lloje1]

Oops, Chelsea never battered Fulham 😬

[@joshthesandwich]

Lmao waiting for that second video, boss.

[@PropagandasaurusRex]

I told you Slot should have been sacked three weeks ago.

[@alchemysticwitch]

coleman whispered into haaland's ear: 'stay humble, eh?'

[@sudhanvakashyap2980]

Sean Dyche vs 'Big 6'- "Another day, another draw and 1 point for us"

[@oogoog-z6x]

here after the chelsea game

[@Ars_RmCf]

STAY HUMBLE EHHH???!!!??!!??

[@noranqey]

Even if they finish 10th, the statement stays true.

[@barrylyons9296]

You had me at "Seamus Coleman" YNWA

[@mrchickflick4444]

Merry Christmas Rory lad to you and the family ❤

[@mattvarner5825]

Kai Havertz ran into Rodri and caused his knee injury, thus catapulting City into the dustbin of history where they belong. Give the man his due, the lack of respect is astounding

[@ANAYA1ist]

If they drop Haaland, they will be okay. His presence destroys the team. He’s not good for that team and all the players know that from the beginning.

[@JaAaaaManN]

As Mo Salah shortly uttered , ," we just need to stay humble "😊 keep the peace ☮️

[@TheHardstyleSaint]

Rory mentioning shane warne was not on my bingo card today, watch all your videos from western sydney Australia ,keep up the good work

[@andreacarbonari]

Come on Rory, City won a Champions League with Halaand, you can not be serious man! Man City have ONE Champions League in their history.

[@mural1884]

They need a rebuild. Incompetent from their board allowing players to age and refusing to buy players when they clearly needed some more. They’ll probably win it next year quite comfortably

[@Atrakis]

Stay Humble eh?

[@shawnjoseph867]

Don't forget Rogers. They let him go to Aston villa 😂😂😂😂

[@ANAYA1ist]

If the Manager wants to fix the team, Haaland must go

[@spoonunit03]

Yeah, Sean Dyche wants to change Evertons Latin motto to Nil Nil Infinitum.....😂

[@myownlilbubble]

That thumbnail featuring Pickford slappable face😂😂😂

[@hectorlagos8937]

the only thing worst than Man City was that time Rory got destroyed with stats by Nieve in front of everyone 😂

[@robertstar8240]

since when does Haaland scores when his teams need them the most????

[@jakequainton8410]

Didnt Pep say Foden would play in midfield one day, its a massive waste IMO. He is just as good as gavi and pedri if not better and they play week in week out.

[@ANAYA1ist]

Man City problem is easy to solved. There’s no player on earth will play hard if the number 9 is destroying so much goals as Haaland is doing. Take him out and see if they won’t win.

[@richardhenderson1902]

We Fulham fans expect an acknowledgment of our superiority, now. And then the internet expects a sincere apology for that hoodie, now.

[@JZAB1018]

This City loosing streak is the ultimate Christmas gift, 😆😆😆

[@ElysiumNZ]

Serious question but had Pep ever built a team from the ground up?

[@Apprentice1st]

Anything with 2 post and a net, its like Haaland trying to take on Kryptonite

[@moerocco775]

IT'S BIGGER THAN ROD-RI ROD-RI ROD-RI IT'S BIGGER THAN ROD-RI ROD-RI ROD-RI IT'S BIGGER THAN ROD-RI ROD-RI ROD-RI

[@ANAYA1ist]

Haaland must go!!!!!!! He has no respect for the team but himself.

[@panchosvillos]

Can’t believe you presented in a onesie…no shame 😂😂😂

[@themaharaniscloset]

VVD broke Harland

[@kayus6223]

If that 13 gakes was just PL, that is 1/3 of the season

[@IHearRealVoices]

I just watched this video now... "Chelsea about to batter Fulham"!... Rory! The Football Gods.

[@duartemartins8025]

Stay humble eh...

[@scotttocs]

Pickford is actually world class but he's chosen Everton

[@jamesbaurus5928]

Been a lot of Evertom players in the past 20 years who could have gone elsewhere, but stay with us (or come back to us) because they are loyal and love the club. Osman, Jagielka, Baines, Coleman, Pienaar- who left and came back very quickly-, Idrissa Gueye- who worked out a contract termination with PSG to facilitate a transfer back to Everton- and a few others. It's refreshing in a way to see players have some loyalty still.

[@StephenDwyer-n1w]

They defo know what is coming

[@feimaomao]

Coleman said .. stay humble eh !

[@LEAKY_ROOF_YOONITED]

More worried about city than chelski.

[@user-mn5uj8of6n]

"he's amazing isnt he" umm since when you rate dyche rory? you spent last season slagging him off and saying hes overrated

[@GaryDineenBLUECITY]

Coming from a Chelsea fan talking about embarrassing lol which manager will be in charge next week who knows the Chelsea roundabout goes round and round

[@Buspotter1234]

As an everton fan what about nydiye

[@glenaitken9403]

Wait until he sees the Chelsea result........ 🤣🤣🤣

[@DavidMcmenemy-nh6hz]

Everton are a very solid side that is hindered by Dyche at times, city are just stale, Pep needs to move on now!

[@MegaTcarr]

2 team Pep doesn't have 2 teams anymore. He needs more money!

[@chrizcreepleader1748]

Cucu, Cucurella, he eats paella, Cucu, Cucurella he drinks Estrella, Haaland you’d better tremble as Cucurella and arteta are coming’.

[@EllaSmith-r7y]

Each of your content is a masterpiece! Keep inspiring us with your creations!🐬🤔🚛

[@derelict06]

They know they’re goin down

[@nico6333]

What is this lad wearing?

[@LEAKY_ROOF_YOONITED]

Chelski beaten by Fulham 💀

[@t9fr33role9]

Only for chelsea to lose today 😂 stay humble eh

[@tomislavandric7919]

Boy did Chelsea batter Fulham

[@Tim_Mannion]

And then Chelsea imploded 😂😂😂😂

[@singhfcipswich6144]

Now let’s talk about Chelsea’s title race

[@Curt-Kierangaming]

Pickford shouldn't have even been playing today after the foul he did against us the other day, chelsea fan, but we also drew with Everton as well, but man city are worse this season

[@reecemcardle1757]

Didn't Chelsea and arsenal fail to beat Everton?

[@footballhipstertv]

Great result vs Fulham mate 😂

[@قرفص]

Nice win against Fulham 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adeo767]

You should have stuck with your prediction of Haaland

[@jonathanward1585]

Stay humble eh Haaland

[@zearow5458]

Famous last words.

[@Gegota82]

well you lost within a couple of minutes, you hold that L firmly!

[@AndreikVlogs]

don't you JUST LOVE BOXING DAY! HAHAHA