Survive A Calm Crane Job Till You Grab A Giant Spider Why Do I Work Here

[@ManlyBadassHero]

Welcome to the What Did You Grab? Club, how What Did You Grab? are ya?

[@Cal_is_still_here]

IDK What did i Grab Also im fine ty

[@AWBO.]

Okay

[@ultimate.evader]

I like crabs

[@corpsehandslauren]

Tape (to hold up my tired eyelids so I can watch and comment on this video)

[@TT_the_cat]

bout 6 I would say

[@micheal7932]

Fun Fact: 1,000,000 Vietnamese Dong is worth 43.03 US Dollars, as of the video. So, Manly died over $86.06... $172.12, if there were four vials.

[@Yominokun1]

Came here looking for this comment, didn't disappoint. :D

[@andanhthp9121]

@@Yominokun1 same here bro :)))))))))))))))))))))))))

[@Blackestrose]

came looking for the conversion rate comment . with the average monthly wage of a vietnamese person being 148 US dollars , the man was clearly doing this for the money .

[@225Perfect]

Since you made the comment first, I can delete mine. Lol

[@desmondgray2717]

Also the operation manual in 1:37 is a description for how to install an educational practice radio in Chinese, horizontally and vertically flipped.

[@stellarr1]

I like that cut when he's trying to put in the tube with the crane, I wonder how much time Manly took to line it up correctly

[@Hushinita]

My bet is 5 minutes, I might have too much faith

[@OfficialFrenchGovernment]

fifteen minutes

[@rat_queen7431]

Half an hour, at *least.* that looked like a struggle

[@genesisplus4325]

IT'S YOU!!!

[@stellarr1]

@@genesisplus4325 It's me!

[@rogerreger9631]

The first game reminds me of my last job, we were building this factory in the middle of nowhere in a dark forest in Maine. And I was operating the crane and lowered the steel beams to fast into the pit and accidentally broke the seal holding back otherworldly beings, which caused these black balls of tentacles and teeth to spill out and suck everyone's souls out. Short story short I had my pay docked and was fired.

[@boxlions2073]

At least you lived

[@theentiretyofthelgbtq5479]

And then a big ass spider killed your colleague?

[@linsleyboxill6863]

Fake story, they can't dock you're pay in Maine!

[@shrek6723]

It's always Maine with the horrors beyond our world, huh.

[@arandomcommenter412]

Not again.

[@chrislaurent1137]

You're out here, doing your job as a crane operator and all of a sudden, you caught a giant enemy spider during your work time. You'll probably thinking to yourself "I better be getting some overtime pay for this shit"

[@orlandoservin5492]

Omg look it’s a… GIAnt enEmy SpIdeR

[@redundantfridge9764]

"Venezuelan currency, take it, or take it. Your ass ain't leaving."

[@changednamelit]

only a psychopath would do this job!

[@AlmaWadeCrymsm]

Or some serious Hazard Pay

[@somefuckingretard8289]

I laughed a lot at "giant enemy spider". Imagine a normal day at work and someone sees a spider and calls it an "enemy spider", it sounds so funny to me

[@yarnshoes]

this dev is very fond of making players figure out how to work various machineries by ourselves in weird situations. thats quite the unique niche!

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

i mean, the manual is readable if you know vietnamese, the coffee stain doesnt cause too much obstruction

[@mogo-wc7xw]

it is a niche i'm in love with

[@zyriantel9601]

Also, not gonna lie, I kinda like the concept of the second game. Not the whole, "printing money for an entity while several faceless dudes stare down at you," just the concept of a game where you go through the process of making things like that. But then, I'm the kind of person who plays House Flipper and Viscera Cleanup Detail for the hell of it, so I guess it makes sense that that's what caught my attention.

[@unpunlievable]

I haven't played those games but I have played the VR job simulator games and I've gotta say I'm also a fan of this concept. I would play a full game of just that section

[@NarutoOrganisation13]

Fellow House Flipper and Viscera Cleanup Detail enjoyer 🤝

[@zyriantel9601]

@@unpunlievable VCD is a game where you are a janitor tasked with laboriously cleaning up horrible massacres of differing varieties, from Santa going on a killing spree in the North Pole, to a ninja gang war, to aliens breaking containment and slaughtering everybody in a top secret facility. You have to account for every single detail, including spent bullet casings. One level can take you HOURS to complete. House Flipper is a game about interior home design, with the intent of putting said homes to market. You can paint walls, install plumbing, knock walls down, buy and move furniture and other knick-knacks that make a house cozy to live in, and the only restrictions (outside of the story missions) are your own sense of taste, the general building layout, and your money. So, nothing at all, really. They're pretty fun, if you're into those sorts of games like I am. Great timewasters.

[@Misha-dr9rh]

I have 140 hours in VCD, shit's nice.

[@zyriantel9601]

@@Misha-dr9rh I’m creeping up there, I’ve spilled bucket of blood water at a time (god DAMN IT)

[@ImmortalDireWolf]

5:36 "I mean they could be vegetarian spiders" reminded me so much of the Bagheera Kiplingi. They're a small, mostly vegetarian, species of spiders. They're also super cute!!

[@funnyfroggiealert1816]

my god. im arachnophobic but you're right this little thing is so cute

[@timemaster88]

"They're mostly vegetarian, mostly"

[@amphiptered.5355]

Cute! Jumping spiders are the cutest spider species. I see them around the my home, and sometimes in my room. Not sure how they get in, but they are easy to catch. So I just put them outside.

[@funnyfroggiealert1816]

@Viewer it's true, they look very polite with their little legs all tucked in.

[@DissedRedEngie]

@@timemaster88 occasionally they snatch up the ants that eat from the same tree they do.

[@janette2422]

for someone who is half-deaf and has a really hard time hearing, and also has really poor eyesight, I heavily appreciate how Manly always has the subtitles on for everything he can, and that he vocalizes what you can't hear, and also that he reads EVERYTHING Much love, Manly

[@janette2422]

@@chattychatotchannel absolutely; I appreciate why but...oof

[@ASweetShortCake]

I think he does that specifically for people who need it, according to what another person told me.

[@janette2422]

@@ASweetShortCake as someone who has a ton of experience in good and bad narrations, his voices are BOSS! Also his super clear reading, too. Love it, love it, love it.

[@ASweetShortCake]

@@janette2422 Yes! And also, he has SUCH an amazing voice to top it off!

[@janette2422]

@@ASweetShortCake agreed! Super smooth, completely annoyance-free and he doesn't scream! My ears and my patience thank him, haha! he's so great

[@TheCoolerDrilis]

4:30 "Big ass spiders" annihilated any tension this game will have.

[@juliempankinn]

I don't think comedy and horror mix well, unless we're talking about longer games/movies/novels. Horror requires buy-in, and comedy, especially self-irony, tends to ruin it.

[@funnyfroggiealert1816]

the cartoonishly russian accent and usage of the word Comrad didn't already tell you it was gonna be tongue-in-cheek? or is that just how you think real life russians act :P

[@TheCoolerDrilis]

@@funnyfroggiealert1816 Nah, I didn't think it was gonna be that scary to begin with, but I sure as hell wasn't expecting "BIG ASS SPIDERS."

[@funnyfroggiealert1816]

@@TheCoolerDrilis it is what it says on the tin i guess!

[@dr.cheeze5382]

@@juliempankinn I think you should try a game calleed "The upturned". it's pretty short but manages to be quite scary and funny at the same time.

[@stevianheartbound]

One day this dev is going to make a horror game in this vein where you're building the monster and then you get to pilot it. I can feel it in my bones.

[@mikeklubnika]

interesting idea

[@ГенийЖизни-л7ю]

Or the plot would be you do weird tasks and in the end you realise you were creating a monster that kills you. And if you had performed badly,the monster would collapse with you surviving.

[@mogo-wc7xw]

@@mikeklubnika hello

[@arknark]

Oh yes, that part when I start a new job and am told to refer to the handbook as I deal with giant holes and giant spiders. Excellent. I'll be climbing the ladder quickly.

[@goobermcnoober8140]

6:50 Manly referencing the Astartes series is something I didn’t think I’d ever hear

[@Mausmoth]

Im really glad you knew what he was talking about, it sounded cool but i wasnt sure what it was

[@isseisato1689]

@@Mausmoth it was great to watch, sad that it's no longer on KZbin.

[@pizzalock1760]

@@isseisato1689 yeah wish game workshop didn’t do the whole punishing of fan animation

[@pogsothoth]

wait you think Monolith is a 40K reference what

[@Mausmoth]

@@pogsothoth wait, was it a space odyssey reference?

[@bruhmoment3741]

Maybe the cash briefcase is somehow connected to shotgun roullete, where at the end you receive a case full of money

[@artick2482]

yea, The music is similar to the shotgun roullete, so this mite have some logic

[@bruhmoment3741]

the entire game is made by the same person.@@artick2482

[@-Raylight]

Manly is highly trained professional, he doesn't need to hear all of this! xD Giant spiders are the worst. I mean spiders might be ok, but if they're giants, they might see us as a prey. Yeah the Astartes WH40k's fan project is really fun to watch. I forgot did GW shut it down or they completed it So the 2nd game is like governments who don't know what they're doing by printing money huh, too real 😂

[@KyleJordanGaming]

GW basically coerced the creator into signing a contract that gives them the exclusive rights to Astartes and any other animation he makes for the next 4 years in exchange for a shitty job. If that sounds like a terrible deal, it’s because it is. GW is asshoe.

[@star20alpha]

If I remember correctly, they got absorbed into GW's streaming service, so they OFFICIALLY have no presence on KZbin anymore, if you want officially watch their stuff now, you have to cough up the dough.

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

The version on the WH website is trash with weird sound changes and they butchered the video quality, but there is a reupload on youtube

[@acrab6527]

I don't think it's that certain shapes are eldritch. It's more that nothing in nature is a perfect sphere, or a pyramid, or a monolith. Someone had to make them, and there's never been any humans down in the "insert horror setting"

[@Nolazai]

The second one reminded me of silence of the lambs, the scenes where the detective is being stared at by a bunch of people. I always felt off whenever I saw things like that

[@SergeiMosin]

So... each one of those samples is worth roughly $43 USD. Now the question becomes: what species of spider lives THAT communally? Unless they were very very young spiderlings and the mother was still inside the nest...

[@Lycaran]

That, is a horrifying image. But considering there are smaller and larger giant spiders in the game...

[@lukespivey3550]

The M. Balfouri is a very communal spider.

[@SergeiMosin]

@@lukespivey3550 Yes, but those don't look like any baboons I've ever seen. Their cephalothorax and abdomen are too small compared to the legs. These ones are built more like an H. Maxima huntsman. They teleport like a huntsman too...

[@arcticdino1650]

@@SergeiMosin "They teleport like a huntsman too" somehow this is the funniest thing I've read today

[@bobiboulon]

"Spiders have bad eye sight" well, I'm sorry to tell you that spiders that hunts their prey rather than traping them have an excellent eye sight... and that's not good news for you. ^^

[@Zabrixis1919]

He was referencing the Jurassic Park movies, where some characters say that certain dinosaurs can’t see them if they stand still because they only see motion

[@bobiboulon]

@@Zabrixis1919 I think he would have used the famous quote "Its vision is based on movement".

[@theentiretyofthelgbtq5479]

@@Zabrixis1919 "if it has bad eyesight.. It MUST BE A JURASIC PARK REFERNCE!!"

[@Zabrixis1919]

@@theentiretyofthelgbtq5479 if it’s a very large animal with movement based eyesight then it’s a Jurassic park reference. For some reason I though manly said something about only seeing movement

[@potaterjim]

@@bobiboulon he literally said "If I don't move, it can't see me" which is clearly a Jurassic park reference

[@chichi2000fgh]

I actually really wanna see some speedrunning for that second one, it'd be cool to see just how optimized you could get

[@cookiecutter5176]

Dude Konstantin sounds like such a friendly guy Can we all agree on that

[@justin2308]

“I have no idea what you just said to me.” I can’t tell if you sounded more offended or defensive in that tone. 😂

[@puttilepuffie]

I find it hilarius that if you dont know how to operate the crane, you get introduced to the crane operator manual. The manual is even harder to read than the buttons itself 😂😂😂

[@ScarletChorus]

This is actually very relatable and nostalgic for some people)

[@zyriantel9601]

The "Figure It Out, Stupid" training method

[@goobermcnoober8140]

I hope this company has good insurance for its employees, otherwise there is literally no reason to work here

[@callithasmed8468]

Dude, your voice is so soothing. I just want to lay there on the tropical beach, sipping a long island tea while you gently whisper in my ear about being devoured by eldritch monsters.

[@agent3swife]

"CAUTION: big ass spiders, exit at your own risk" yeah that sounds about right

[@potawatadingdong]

1,000,000 dong is less than 50 US dollars. In case you were wondering.

[@commander31able60]

"Why Do I Work Here" is a great game title.

[@legend3454]

3:02 Fun fact: In the current economy, 1 million Vietnamese dong is about 43.01 USD

[@stephanussimbolon3602]

Nice video as always. It's actually kind of interesting to see that so many horror things happen in many mundane life tasks. For one thing, I had ever worked in a hospital where a baby was stolen, sending the whole hospital into a big mess. One thing it's okay, next thing it's rush to see where's the baby was taken.

[@missseaweed2462]

We must know what happened to the baby.

[@pixelswendigo]

I like how Manly says "I don't like this" when the spiders come out, then not even a second later he's like " ooooo what does this button do?"🤣

[@tacticalwolf3263]

I was half expecting the second game to end with the person walking up and saying "I'm with the US government you're under arrest for counterfeiting US currency".

[@andrewramlall3560]

I thought the second game was going to have a twist where you were shoved into the shredder, pressed into paper, inked with your own blood, and sliced into strips when you inevitably ran out of logs

[@yxt4911]

Funny, the crane manual is actually written in Chinese. At least the table at the bottom is in proper Chinese, just a bit too blurred to make out anything. I suppose the dev just grabbed a random low-quality picture of a file and put it in. As for the upper half, well, it's Chinese, but upside down. And not that the entire file is upside down, but that every single character is. I wonder how they managed to do that.

[@Null-value]

You know I never quite realized how terrifying a 360° backlit shadowy audience could be.

[@Zippsterman]

You're probably printing the money for the buckshot roulette dealer (though he gave you 50's)

[@t7ch0]

never a dull moment when i see you post. fills my empty soul

[@DrVagax]

I like Mike Klubnika's games. They all got the same eerie style

[@Degradash_real]

Because its the same connected universe. Game about spiders is just another research, but game about money printing is connected to buckshot roulette.

[@lunerlilly]

Hearing how nervous and shuddered you sounded made me want to give you a big hug 🤗. It will be ok Manley 👌🤗. Also thanks for the uploads as always.

[@momozappa3118]

Woke up from a nightmare at 330am and now I'm trying to fall back asleep with some scary gameplay...funtimes lol

[@dontkickmychick6076]

Damn 43 dollars for delving into a spider's nest, reminds me of how the guy you play as from FNAF is basically risking being murdered every time he clocks in for minimum wage pay

[@StuckInTheDigitalRealm]

When i read "till youi grsb a giant spider" i could only think about the *G I A N T E N E M Y S P I D E R*

[@NaturalFlirtGamer]

MBH, calmly: _"Spiders don't have good eyesight"_ Uh-huh. Well, maybe not, but they have like a gazilion billion eyes, so each one sees plenty enough to find me every time. Yeah no, I'd be saying Nope Comrade and boogeying on out of there. And I would have been right to leave...

[@Peter_Turbo4]

8 near-useless eyes =/= 2 exceptionally-good eyes

[@b1bis204]

Actually Spider have terrible eyes sight they rely on the vibration and touch sense plus on thier vision all would be in pure dark

[@theentiretyofthelgbtq5479]

@@b1bis204 that's Cave spiders. Actual spiders...

[@b1bis204]

@@theentiretyofthelgbtq5479 there's no cave spiders spiders are spiders and spider have poor eyesight that's all

[@SwedishSinologyNerd]

The supervisor: Russian The manual: Chinese The currency: Vietnamese Dongs The nest: Full of spiders The Hotel: Trivago

[@joeld.k.7652]

Heh, Dong!

[@bachtrinh8783]

I'm surprised the second game doesn't end with a giant spider jumpscare

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Man I thought because they weren't real that it be easier to deal but nope those spiders are- ugghggh! my skin! it's crawling! I'm doing it cause I never miss a manlybadasshero video. I'm doing it for manly!

[@Sebastianmaz615]

Seeing those spiders had me checking my immediate surroundings, irl. As long as the crane is sealed up I'm sorta okay. This game is literally a nightmare! 👍🏻😱 Time to GO! 3:31 I'd seriously like a physical lock on the doors. Don't trust automatic doors to function correctly in a crisis. So what happens if you don't make the money in time? No briefcase to hand the gray stick-figure?

[@TheScarletSlayer]

" spiders don't have good eyesight" Spiders with eight eyes: ...how did he know

[@jennifercavenee7572]

1 U.S. dollar is worth a little over 23,200 Vietnamese dongs, making each sample worth around $40 - 45.

[@yuukoaikawa1803]

thats just in today's worth. I tried searching what EKRE means, and it said thats the conservative people's party of Estonia. But probably not the one we are looking for. Lets just say its fictional, and the stuff we see might probably be from the USSR-era, where Vietnamese Dong is worth much less (or more ???). So a million VND at that time is still pretty much very expensive, given that Vietnamese has not popularize the usage of thousands in their currency yet.

[@MrWyald]

When I heard that line it made me think of the Top Gear special where they go to Vietnam. Given 15m dong or something like that and thinking they were rich lol.

[@lekhaclam87]

Only 1.000.000 VND each vessel? They need to worth a lot more to get me to work in such a giant spider infested environment.

[@minatobaqua8668]

1 milion in the past is consider huge sums of money, compare to these day, it could be valued as 10 or 100 mil

[@ickym3]

@@minatobaqua8668 1 million dong is around 45 US dollars?

[@otomeleifu]

I was just thinking about how a manly video would hit the spot. My sister is asleep so I’ll save this video for later

[@TheTroll10]

i like to imagine control room alpha is a prequel to the other side and that is how the spider monsters entered the surface

[@Madashell1200]

Your vids are my late night horror game lets plays that I watch before I go to sleep. Congrats on almost 1.5 million subs 👏

[@FlorieFlowers43]

I like your channel, you're not too loud, and you have the right voice pitch 👌 which means I can fall asleep during your video no problem. Thank you

[@R421Excelsior]

I'm a sucker for simulators, so I really like the concept of horror games where you operate heavy machinery.

[@angrypotato9914]

The scary thing about the spider cracking the glass is that it wasn't even exerting pressure, it's just walking on by like normal and the glass cracked a lot.

[@arandomcommenter412]

I mean it’s Vietnam and he was getting paid like 180 USD so I don’t imagine the glass was expertly crafted.

[@suitov]

The horror in the first game comes mostly from the disregard for the worker's safety. Spiders are just cute.

[@koquarian]

Even when I play horror games, I can't escape UFO Catcher. It calls for me. And my money. Mostly just my money.

[@vyke_24]

I like to think Mike Klubnika's games are all connected. In my opinion, For The Entity tells the story about how people are so greedy about money, when in fact their basically printed paper, the entity is greed in humanity. In Control Room Alpha their collecting vials for money, even if it meant messing around with the unknown and that lead to unleashing a horror to the world causing the apocalypse and mutating the spiders conquering the world. The last of humanity made shelter in the game The Other Side, someone got out by drilling a door to the outside world only to meet their doom in the hands of the mutated Spiders.

[@reaperflar273]

8:08 *the council shall decide your fate* vibes

[@blade9657]

Lmao, "Don't worry about a thing, comrade. Most of the creatures that came out the nest are harmless." **Looks over to sign* CAUTION: BIG ASS SPIDERS EXIT AT OWN RISK

[@dist0rted320]

6:30 The video is called Astartes btw. The official vid isn't on KZbin anymore but I'm sure you can find a reupload, theres 5 parts. 40K is a really great setting!

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

I enjoy the spider thing. Would have been great if it was longer but oh well, I still enjoyed the gameplay.

[@pierogiboi3091]

Man RIP to Astartes, bringing that up really hit me in the nostalgia.

[@dsandoval9396]

Ah yes, the Astates video. I'm not even a huge fan but that video was awesome! One could even say it was... ...out of this world. 😏 Eh?

[@RainbowTeddy9417]

The sound of these spiders are SO EERIE! And yes; I agree with you, Manly, that’s not cool at all!

[@Fairnil]

manly uploaded what a nice thing to wake up to

[@call1sto777]

Haven't been here in awhile but it's great to see ur videos again! Keep up the great work, Manly!

[@trinitroid7893]

Ah, just like the actual claw machine, it fucking drops on its own and lose a quarter of my life!

[@The_Deep_Voiced]

4:44 "They're skittering around!" ...and chewing gum. It sounds like the spiders are chewing gum...anybody else hear that or is it just me?

[@weirdbookshelf49]

I at least would've thought you'd see it climb out and then attack but no just BAM

[@-Nyanii-]

Amazing video manly as always :)!!

[@srijandas6691]

What if the entity in the 2nd game is the dealer from buckshot roulette

[@Zippsterman]

I like this idea, though he gave you cash in 50s it would still make sense

[@stephanieescobar5663]

Tqm Manly, con un video tuyo si dan ganas de desvelarse

[@warthunderaddict]

Just if anyone is interested, 1.000.000 Vietnamese dongs is about 42 dollars at current exchange price. So yeah, those vessels are worth a PS4 game with discount or 2 AKs in the Pakistan market.

[@SashaPosting]

yooo an Astartes reference from manly?? hells yes!

[@GenderFluidDragonKing]

GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!

[@이누야샤INUYASYA]

To be honest, I wanted to throw away that giant spider and grab that bundle of money..!! Have a Good day... Manly..!

[@UmaROMC]

Manly, as a free market, small government capitalist I can assure you, that second game was most definitely a horror game

[@Yorkington]

Oh, absolutely.

[@Trash_prince]

Lmao, the crane operator manual bit got me

[@Kenagalaz]

The spider just needs a friend

[@haroldthaf]

The entity was clearly strapped for cash.

[@zeddwulfen7737]

Ok the moment I saw those smoothly moving, creepy spiders, nope, nope, nope. AND I THOUGHT I WAS OVER MY FEAR OF SPIDERS!

[@swordofthereal]

The Crane broke again?! Deep Rock Galactic seriously needs to invest in some better equipment!

[@WarriorTW]

incase you are wondering. the letter on the manual is mirrored and flipped simplified Chinese for how to operate and repair some kinds of radio.

[@boxlions2073]

I believe the games are connected the orb from the spider game escaped so we gave it money for some reason but one day we didn't provide so it unleashed those big spider mutant things from the other side

[@blankspace1416]

No lovecraftian horror, just an average day on Chukotka

[@Muataran]

Never expected a horror game about the creature from Jekyll island but here we are

[@tifa8259]

I had such a visceral reaction to game one’s ending….. I screamed so loud I woke my family 😭

[@haizuru1]

_"There, I printed your money... you happy?" ~Manly_ _"Are you not entertained?!"~ Marcus Aurelius_ _"Money, spongebob!" ~Mr. Krabs_

[@macrograms]

"go get the sample by hand." HARD PASS.

[@theguy5855]

in these games your dropped into a situation. no context at all and then out of nowhere a giant spider is eating your organs

[@gabescrazy5504]

The first game was made by someone named klubnika, a russian name. Got to say, he speaks english very well for someone who uses a whole different alphabet

[@chac6957]

For the curious, 1,000,000 Vietnamese Dong is around 43 dollars. Not cheap, but not that expensive either.

[@Furiousa96]

I think I found a new KZbinr to subscribe to :) I’ll take any KZbinr that makes me feel less terrified when playing scary games.

[@scarletammo5611]

And how did i go to this video right as it was uploaded talk about lucky

[@shawnheatherly]

Operating an intense crane works if only because of the comedic side, no one alarmed by spiders, assuring you it'll be fine to go down there, the sign warning you; it's funny. For The Entity was cool, the lack of instructions made for a neat little puzzle game.

[@deanmckellar619]

Not gonna lie, my have bobbed my head to the beat of the last game when he's walking with the Suitcase

[@Parago0n]

God that crane game would be a person with arachnophobia's nightmare.

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

Man this dev sure does like huge mechanical spiders