The horror and disappointment in Claire's voice is beautiful.
@854CHJ5 жыл бұрын
Charlie H Can you put the time during the video when it occurs?
@weerribben475 жыл бұрын
@@854CHJ 2:00
@854CHJ5 жыл бұрын
weerribben47 I can’t believe I missed that
@billjoe20805 жыл бұрын
Good time she didn't come during the hedgehog moment
@soulsearcher96205 жыл бұрын
The shame in jons is beautiful too
@timeenough5015 жыл бұрын
“Jon, what are you playing?” 🤣
@ultra-nationalistodst80855 жыл бұрын
*hAh wHaT a wEeB*
@killean26455 жыл бұрын
@@ultra-nationalistodst8085 Flippin' weebs - me, a weeb
@ChewysDynasty5 жыл бұрын
i might have missed this. does anyone have a timestamp?
@MegaHarley505 жыл бұрын
@@ChewysDynasty 2:00
@aciuppa2815 жыл бұрын
That bit really got me, spent a good few minutes laughing at that
@Kariudosan5 жыл бұрын
> Gets a sinking feeling when the importance of perception is established > Goes to the library > Completely glosses over the books on perception Yep, that's our Jon.
@Nota-Skaven5 жыл бұрын
"what's that academy, the one with the butterflies" "Jon what are you playing"
@couldntmixapotnoodle5 жыл бұрын
Strong pornography.
@AlexMitchell125 жыл бұрын
Game: Perception is important Jon: oH nO ...as if literally every game he has ever played hasn’t taught him anything
@-Infex-5 жыл бұрын
the thing about having bad perception is that you don't notice how important it is
@CThyran5 жыл бұрын
@@-Infex- That's true, if Fallout has taught me anything it's that being able to sense your enemy's location before they shoot you is a good thing.
@johnyshadow5 жыл бұрын
Really disappointed he didn´t take the "Book on Perception" from the library. :D
@PoisonInc5 жыл бұрын
Imagine finding someones secret hentai folder on their computer and it's just full of pictures of hedgehogs. Like, not sexy hedgehogs, just hedgehog hedgehogs.
@ancapftw91135 жыл бұрын
What? Not just Rule 34 Sonic pics?
@pokeguyzilla55975 жыл бұрын
I love how Jon analyses the "are you a boy or a girl" question so seriously, with his English Major-level breakdown of the character development.
@wabch5 жыл бұрын
but its all for nothing because both are guys
@Kaarl_Mills5 жыл бұрын
I wish Claire was just sitting off to the side, not so silently judging Jon the whole time
@bscar5 жыл бұрын
I'd be down for that. Claire trying to get him to choose someone else
@RowanB65 жыл бұрын
Beauxbaton was only an all-girl school in the films. In the books it was co-ed, as was Durmstrang, which was portrayed as all-boy in the films.
@shorewall5 жыл бұрын
Man, those students must have knocked boots at the Triwizard Tournament.
@WarriorGamesChannel5 жыл бұрын
This game suddenly turns from dating sim to a rather bloody horror game (similarly to Doki Doki Literature Club) and Jon stopped before he got to that part. It would have been nice to see Jon's reaction to the horror section.
@MrGhosta55 жыл бұрын
I don't think Jon ever found out that hatoful boyfriend's true ending turns the game into a murder mystery.
@stewartmcconnell47525 жыл бұрын
best part of the video is Claire asking Jon what he's playing
@Magrijack5 жыл бұрын
NOOO!!! ITS OVER TOO SOON! WHAT IS UP WITH YUI!?!? WILL JON HELP DESTROY THE WORLD?!?! I NEED TO KNOW!
@april76355 жыл бұрын
it's a horror game
@evilfriedchicken59655 жыл бұрын
Indeed. It's all fun and games until you stumble upon the first corpse.
@DiceSully5 жыл бұрын
"You have less character flaws than the other girls." Oh Jon, you old romantic 😂
@Puracell5 жыл бұрын
I never thought "consensual drugging" would be a phrase I would hear today, but ok
@minscandboo97495 жыл бұрын
Will hedgehogs be involved?
@ManyATrueNerd5 жыл бұрын
Can confirm.
@minscandboo97495 жыл бұрын
Many A True Nerd *Oh*
@thaliapope95815 жыл бұрын
Many A True Nerd I can’t wait.
@Nota-Skaven5 жыл бұрын
"the hedgehogs will keep us safe and pure of sin" - MATN 2019
@anthonyrossetti83795 жыл бұрын
Oh Jon why
@StarterWhip5 жыл бұрын
Perception 1, unless it’s the skirts of questionably aged magical girls
@Magrijack5 жыл бұрын
TerminalV3locity The girls are high-school graduates, so they are at least 18 years old... not that it makes it ok...
@pizza_for_free5 жыл бұрын
He can understand what kind of game this is, of course he's going to be on the lookout for hedgehog requirements.
@ancapftw91135 жыл бұрын
@@Magrijack I wonder if that was different in the japanese version.
@Foureye155 жыл бұрын
Game: "boys never develop magicak talent, therefor there is no magical boys' school" Also game: has a male teacher of a magical subject. Hmmm...
@Embetebe5 жыл бұрын
Alchemy is just chemistry for magical people and is about mixing the right ingredients in the right order etc. In most books, the use of magic isn't necessary unless it is used to create a flame in order to heat up the cauldron first. By the fact Jon's character knew his friend was a magical girl suggests the school is not a secret from the muggles and presumably non-magical males can get jobs there.
@NoReplyAsset5 жыл бұрын
ftm character confirmed
@CThyran5 жыл бұрын
@@Embetebe So what Professor Joe from Miskatonic University can just nonchalantly join this school after being fired despite all the apparent magic?
@alberttetley5 жыл бұрын
hedgehogs to the rescue
@lange2115 жыл бұрын
after the first hedgehog i just can't watch anymore sorry john
@zoof36055 жыл бұрын
I made it go from 69 to 70
@quiet_calamity5 жыл бұрын
Finish the game, Jon. There were almost no hedgehogs, and we never got to meet Yui's evil Werewolf family!
@laterkater42135 жыл бұрын
I survived Valentine’s Day just to watch this video.
@JimothiesMemeShack5 жыл бұрын
Survived?
@slackerengi24015 жыл бұрын
@@JimothiesMemeShack His date didn't end well
@slackerengi24015 жыл бұрын
Me: Feeling depressed because no date, no girlfriend Jon: HAPPY VALINTINES DAY!!! Here's a dating sim Oh my feels Feels bad man
@greindes15795 жыл бұрын
*good, thanks jon
@slackerengi24015 жыл бұрын
@@greindes1579 no It doesn't numb the pain
@hectixx5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Jon and dating sims. Always a barrel of laughs.
@shadowfalcon12695 жыл бұрын
.... *...didn’t know Jon was a man of culture...*
@50mt5 жыл бұрын
You're not a true man of culture until you embrace the glory of tsundere nekogirls!
@shadowfalcon12695 жыл бұрын
@@50mt are you talking about that game that is named neko for catgirl and para for dissapointing your parents? (btw I ain't insulting no one all that is joking. No harm intended)
@50mt5 жыл бұрын
@@shadowfalcon1269 What's supposed to be insulting? It's just... true...
@shadowfalcon12695 жыл бұрын
@@50mt well some people might get offended ya know. not taking chances (coming from a guy slowly seeing himself turning into a even worse no life)
@50mt5 жыл бұрын
@@shadowfalcon1269 Bah. The whole "everyone on the internet is a triggered snowflake sjw" mindset really poisons the good social aspects of social networks, doesn't it? Though, that is obviously to be expected of such right-wing ideas, built upon lies and manufactured conflict... Really I don't get how they're getting away with getting triggered over everything normal people find normal by pretty much just going "no u".
@taide15 жыл бұрын
I see Jon is a man of culture as well
@the888gamemaster5 жыл бұрын
No matter what anyone says, my favorite dating sim from this channel is "Panzermadels"
@tyfgrt73rgyu705 жыл бұрын
not a north korean dating simulator 0/10
@jenniferkhatchaturian83195 жыл бұрын
Stay! Stay!
@pluto31945 жыл бұрын
Not a tank dating simulator -5/10
@tyfgrt73rgyu705 жыл бұрын
@@pluto3194 not a north korean tank dating simulator -10/10
@Charharr5 жыл бұрын
Jon. Jon, please. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want to know how it ends with Yui.
@WhammeWhamme3 жыл бұрын
not the villain, but def. dark
@noddler2175 жыл бұрын
Um... isn't Battenberg German? I suspect Claire wasn't very happy at that one...
@Monsicorn5 жыл бұрын
" I don't know if she's magical, but she's a girl" for some reason that cracked me up
@cochemoche5 жыл бұрын
18:13 got me laughing Jon: "There's all sorts of things I feel like we should be doing with these magical girls!"
@Silverhawk1005 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if Jon is intentionally stepping around the incredibly contrived Anime tropes or if he's leaning into this?
@supersasukemaniac5 жыл бұрын
Standing by for the mighty Hedgehog Army.
@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t5 жыл бұрын
Manga Sir Jon, is... like a comic book book but from Japan. I think that's the easiest way to explain it anyway.
@TheObsesedAnimeFreaks5 жыл бұрын
you forgot the fact that magical girls are "normal" girls that can transform into "magical" beings, that go and fight crime, monsters and other shit like that, and often get decapitated and killed because of a little shit called kyubey.
@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t5 жыл бұрын
@@TheObsesedAnimeFreaks I miss that anime. Really should go watch it again sometime.
@TheObsesedAnimeFreaks5 жыл бұрын
@@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t not with funi's current contrivercy. I would wait till the fire rial and that other chick and rehigher vic before you give them any money.
@shadushio96825 жыл бұрын
Anime/visual novel tropes, and perception is part of the ciriculum. Oh Jon. Poor, poor Jon. :)
@BenieTheDragon5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know if she's magical, but she's a girl!"
@harrypascoe17515 жыл бұрын
girls are magic, they have the magic of reproduction
@CThyran5 жыл бұрын
@@harrypascoe1751 It's a bit more complicated than that, you need both parties to reproduce. The female body just has the baby maker for lack of caring for a better term.
@harrypascoe17515 жыл бұрын
@@CThyran yeah that is the magic they raised us and pushed us out all we ever did is put our dicks in things
@CThyran5 жыл бұрын
@@harrypascoe1751 Raising a child just like creating it is a more than just a female thing. You can't just have a child be purely raised by the mother or the father because it will be rather messed up.
@SneakyBeeBuzzBuzz5 жыл бұрын
Even Jon is perceptive enough to determine thatXD
@gregwhitmer60635 жыл бұрын
Jon, hilarious commentary/rants, and the Claire question was priceless. Hope you consider revisiting this at some point down the line either livestream or making it a short series. It was way too much fun watching it to let it drop
@mgb3605 жыл бұрын
I think "All my other options have more significant character flaws than you" is the least romantic compliment I've ever heard.
@masterdynamo64575 жыл бұрын
What is wrong with Rei's arm? You don't hold a sandwich like that. I can confirm that lefties also do not hold our sandwiches like that.
@abiunderwood34223 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed Jon's analysis of the potential usefulness of magic on land and agriculture management. I mean, it's what we were all thinking...
@TheBalthassar5 жыл бұрын
"how many hedgehogs" -- the best dating sim grading system.
@SnowyK5 жыл бұрын
The reason why it's Musical Idol, doctor and teachers is because those are the sexy roles, it has nothing to do with what they contribute to society. I think you've temporarily forgotten what genre of game you're playing there Jon. Amazing Valentine's traditional video though, thanks!
@aciuppa2815 жыл бұрын
Can we make that a new measurement. Because Id love to hear people say oh you’ll need about 6 or 7 hedgehogs to cover that up.
@aciuppa2815 жыл бұрын
Bearer of Honesty well after a quick google search their about 6-8 inches long as adults
@stitch771004 жыл бұрын
I'm catching up on the valentine's day Specials, and I love how Claire is always at the same time judgemental and so helpful every single time. She truly is the heroin (as in " female hero", not the molecule) of this serie. Claire, merci beaucoup, et bonne chance pour supporter encore (on l'espère) de nombreuses vidéos douteuses et... particulières.
@dametucosita11975 жыл бұрын
Oh no he's done it agian
@jazzcoollnation10355 жыл бұрын
What a valentine special still lonely
@StarterWhip5 жыл бұрын
Small spiked woodland creature inbound.
@flambo1705 жыл бұрын
Jon, I took a break from watching your videos 'Cuz I more or less forgot you existed sorry', but then I saw this and, through your fantastic commentary, I remembered why I watched you in the first place.
@rash500m5 жыл бұрын
Around 18 minutes, I cant help but imagine Jon really saying this speech to the teacher after just this small bit of information and its cracking me up! :')
@stewartmcconnell47525 жыл бұрын
I love valentines day because everyone talks about love on a day where someone was decapitated and, isn't that the true meaning of love?
@kazoospew36395 жыл бұрын
Hold on, the department store sells sniper rifles!?
@cmv45325 жыл бұрын
Welcome to America.
@couldntmixapotnoodle5 жыл бұрын
Yes dont your depatment stores sell sniper rifles and hand grenades with the pin pulled for convenience.
@SneakyBeeBuzzBuzz5 жыл бұрын
@@couldntmixapotnoodle mine sells like.... shampoo and biltong
@samreid60105 жыл бұрын
Kazoo Spew I have actually been in a supermarket that sold guns
@o-mangaming50425 жыл бұрын
@@samreid6010 Walmart does have a firearms display in the sporting goods section. I can confirm that.
@mattevans43775 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed on Valentines day, some light hearted and hilarious fun with Jon. Thank you Jon so much for this. Would it be too much to ask for more?
@d13da14b5 жыл бұрын
It makes more sense for the boy to be at the magical girl school. Because then you can use the "oh no I got sent to the wrong school" hijinkes.
@Merlin1234-t2d5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a PO Box I want to send you some books for...resarch
@B_Skizzle5 жыл бұрын
For some reason the combo of Jon and a VN makes me very, *very* happy.
@whovo30595 жыл бұрын
I was accepting more hedgehogs...like I was not the only one right?
@azuradawn56835 жыл бұрын
I think we're a pretty accepting community for hedgehogs, overall.
@IloveSonicandShadow15 жыл бұрын
@@azuradawn5683 lol, can confirm;)
@thedarklord5305 жыл бұрын
*expecting
@secretembers5 жыл бұрын
your dating sim videos are the fuel that keeps me alive
@TheGrinningViking5 жыл бұрын
NO! YOU MONSTER! How is this only one episode? Why must egg cartons cause so much human suffering.
@patrickbo20455 жыл бұрын
The world needs a series of this.
@sotnosen955 жыл бұрын
Oh Jon. You are shining with your inexperience. Every visual novel set in a school needs a sexy teacher. Even if they're not a love interest. Also, have you ever checked out Monster Prom? Much like this game it's a stat-based dating sim with some hedgehog-worthy content. Unlike this game however (or what this game seems like, at least), it is REALLY FREAKING GOOD and insanely replayable. I'm not even suggesting it as another Valentine's Day special, I'm just strongly suggesting you play it in GENERAL. Also, you say you prefer something unusual in your dating sims. I think a game where literally everyone, including the player characters themselves, are some form of monster or other magical creature would fit the bill.
@MW-pb2gf5 жыл бұрын
Jon-Sailor Moon is a fairly straightforward example of the magical girl genre, for what it’s worth. Not getting into more specific variations or subversions, that’s just very vanilla magical girl.
@854CHJ5 жыл бұрын
15:23 Jon Perception
@josehuerta93385 жыл бұрын
It’s been a while since he played one of these games. I’m glad he did a video on it.
@chickensforthechickengod93375 жыл бұрын
*god has left the server*
@PyrotheFlareon5 жыл бұрын
Jon, and everyone else that is wondering, Home Room is more or less just a short half hour class where they go over things happening in the school like a talent show or if there's going to be a fire drill that day or if students aren't allowed to wear hats and bracelets.
@Fuzzy_Spork5 жыл бұрын
I had to postpone dinner with my husband on Valentine's Day to watch this first. XD
@ilo34565 жыл бұрын
You know in the Panzermadels terms that teacher has a large ammo rack.
@Dracothrope1015 жыл бұрын
Continue! continue! been missing you playing dateing sims xD
@copperhamster5 жыл бұрын
We need the rest of the playthrough Jon!
@TheReal_birbwizard5 жыл бұрын
2:00 Jon you shocked claire into nearly laughter.
@goatbot97335 жыл бұрын
You can't date a magical girl without magical hedgehogs
@TheCamolegs5 жыл бұрын
Dude keep the videos coming! Big fan - watch every night
@TheManiac2015 жыл бұрын
man, I just couldn't stop laughing, oh my god when Kaori transformed that was the best, Jon's reaction was priceless
@icthulu5 жыл бұрын
29:50 Wait a minute, who wants the sniper rifle?! I think that's kinda important to figure out.
@skorpion71323 жыл бұрын
I just love how Claire is like: "What on EARTH are you up to! " XD
@GamingGreyBeard5 жыл бұрын
That hedgehog could REEAALLY use a trim...
@Sariondil5 жыл бұрын
I don't give a damn about me getting a point. Finish the damn game!
@Superkid31125 жыл бұрын
18:14 "There's all sorts of things I feel like we should be doing with these magical girls!" CAREFUL, JON
@adambutler15133 жыл бұрын
Jon the fact that you're aware of your lack of perception does bestow some perception xD
@Ikcatcher5 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched enough magical girl anime’s to know something goes terribly wrong at the end
@tomasavendanozacarias52055 жыл бұрын
2:22 the best line jon has ever said
@Narmatonia5 жыл бұрын
Apparently becoming a magical girl causes rapid ageing, as the Hikari in the flashback looks a few years younger even though it was apparently one month ago
@andrewtyrell47955 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the fact that we haven't had a full playthrough of a dating game for quite some time. I would appreciate it if we could remedy that, Jon.
@scbtripwire5 жыл бұрын
24:08 Fireballs and lightning, very very frightening to me, to me, to me!
@QuixoteBadger5 жыл бұрын
9:02 You're a wizard harry!
@crazymonkey33315 жыл бұрын
Many a True Nerd: come for Total War, stay for the anime dating sims
@nicholaskessler83535 жыл бұрын
Jon, you've got to play the Death Grips dating simulator demo. If you haven't heard their music, check out pretty much any 30-second sample of any of their songs and tell me you don't want to play a dating simulator featuring the people who created that madness.
@RPMiller745 жыл бұрын
The tags on the Steam page are "Violent" and "Psychological Horror". I think Jon found one of THOSE dating simulators.
@TheBlueShifting5 жыл бұрын
Jon this is amazing! I never thought we would see more visual novels from you! I know this is just a novelty but as a VN lover it made my day! There are so many great titles out there, I hope you continue to try some every once in a while. Have you ever played Steins;Gate?
@angusmacdougall97325 жыл бұрын
19:55 That is only 1% of her affection though. At any more than 20%, your body would be torn apart by the sheer power of her affection.
@SneakyBeeBuzzBuzz5 жыл бұрын
Jon you have to finish this.... we all want to know what the secret of Yui is!
@dem0nfr0g395 жыл бұрын
No, this must not end! I must see what happens to the werewolf girl... please finish this
@MegaMisch5 жыл бұрын
My god, jon's criticism of the job selection. Lol. So true, we need more magical scientists, or magical farmers. 😂
@Sankey84Gaming5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see this made in to a mini series.
@theStonerKid695 жыл бұрын
6:00 Man, Hakari's skirt is hiking up pretty high, if you know what I mean. (points at his name)
@defaultname-wr9sk5 жыл бұрын
Jon I'm beginning to think you may not be the type to survive a magical girl episode, or any anime situation at all
@nicholastamas3725 жыл бұрын
4:58 -He's in the US public school system.
@preyo65115 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this Jon. Now I have a hedgehog kink.
@xarm235 жыл бұрын
That last Cutie Star tip.
@byteofbacon5 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail has made me audibly say “He’s becoming a weeb.”
@MWSin15 жыл бұрын
Is it time for our annual hedgehog documentary already?