Jon: Bullets! Bullets! Bullets!... Game: DO NOT SHOOT INNOCENT CIVILIANS! Jon:... Bullets! Bullets! Bullets! At some point it's got to be worse than -1 perception.
@ManyATrueNerd5 жыл бұрын
They gave me a gun and I got over-excited :(
@haro_yemon5 жыл бұрын
@@ManyATrueNerd what about the saw launcher...you read what it did out loud then got surprised when it bounced and killed those three.
@AnonEyeMouse5 жыл бұрын
@@ManyATrueNerd They didn't GIVE you a gun... you snapped a guy's neck and looted his still warm corpse. I can't help feeling you have more agency in this than you would lead us to believe...
@Streptovarius5 жыл бұрын
@@haro_yemon When I heard that I thought that it would bounce off walls to let you shoot round corners, not home in on the enemies regardless of orientation.
@haro_yemon5 жыл бұрын
@@Streptovarius I guess I'm just used to weapons like that, often when a game gives a weapon like that it homes or at least bounces towards another enemy.
@danpowton31935 жыл бұрын
"I may be a bit of a psycho" I think New Vegas told us that a *long* time ago
@zurcus72245 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry but your head's infected and it's gonna have to be amputated" Evil Jon, 2281 (More or less)
@accidentalgenius96455 жыл бұрын
I had my suspicions.
@nobodyyouknow10655 жыл бұрын
[Speech Check Failed] Nihil sub wuh....?
@eviljackylynclone666queeno25 жыл бұрын
There is nothing new under the sun
@MarquisSmith5 жыл бұрын
Latin variation of an ancient Hebrew proverb, from the Old Testament. Jon's classical education is showing.
@HighwayMule5 жыл бұрын
that's an Insight check
@5Andysalive5 жыл бұрын
Romanes eunt domus
@scar4455 жыл бұрын
nothing new under the sun
@lstatic215 жыл бұрын
Patrolling all of the Far Cry games Almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Wint-... ohh
@respecttheyoshi5 жыл бұрын
Jon: Don't let them get to the reinforcements button! *proceeds to leave said reinforcements button in working order rather than shooting it or disabling it* Yup, Jon's still making things harder on himself. May he never change!
@swankshire69395 жыл бұрын
how am i not surprised Jon doesn't know what a dirt bike is....
@Sleepless4935 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn he played trials at some point though
@rainfitchett29855 жыл бұрын
29:36 Yeah, he's probably fine. Its just several tons of metal going what looks like 30-40 mph. He'll just walk it off.
@wescarmean15915 жыл бұрын
The bear I think is cheeseburger from the last game since it was protecting Boomers (dog from last games) grave in the tomb
@rthanejehxbejws5 жыл бұрын
But he was such a good boy....
@gnaskar5 жыл бұрын
Very Minor Spoiler: According to a document found in the area, Cheeseburger is dead and the bear is his replacement, which wasn't as tamed. Hence the violently attacking whoever rings the bell.
@ringdangdoo8315 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did this game kind of come out of nowhere..
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
Been following this game for a few months so yes it's shorter then most development times but i have been waiting for outer wilds and kh3 so I'm used to waiting years for games.
@Atropos1485 жыл бұрын
the reveal trailer was shown at The Game Awards...on DECEMBER 7, 2018 :D so yeah, it was very quick to come out, i hope more games would do this sort of thing
@Sleepless4935 жыл бұрын
To be fair it's using the same mapas far cry 5, so they probably started working on it as a dlc at first and figured it should just be a stand alone
@dragon1114095 жыл бұрын
The moment he got that Tractor it turned into Farming simulator : Fallout Edition . Or the Canadian Pirate song.
@mudcrab34205 жыл бұрын
"Were you the same dog that was...?" Yup, PER -1 Also, whenever someone mentioned the Highwaymen does everyone expect a mission to take out Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings?
@xsoxfatalx97215 жыл бұрын
And a young version of Johnny Cash
@TheToastanater5 жыл бұрын
Actually I think the bliss is what made all the flowers grow because there are places around the edges that are devoid of plants and even the places in the north that has way too much bliss. Also, I don't remember those plants in the expeditions
@razorsimon66815 жыл бұрын
Ah that makes sense
@capthowitzer5 жыл бұрын
@ Yeah. People over-estimate the impact of a nuclear war *greatly* due to US defense policy during the Cold War. Aside from 5-10 years of a nuclear autumn following the exchanges, things would be back to normal fairly quickly as far as the environment was concerned. The ensuing famine caused by the nuclear autumn would make a proper mess of society for a while, and cancer rates would go up significantly, but with the current infrastructure in place it wouldn't take long to get things sorted and a semblance of order would be restored pretty fast.
@Gorbz5 жыл бұрын
The Fallout post nuke is that rads are dispersing, but still there and an invisible killer over the scorched earth. Bethesda-out, on the other hand, is action hero post nuke where nothing is really much of an impediment.
@apolarbear87855 жыл бұрын
2:15 “Oh, blimey! Right in the armpit, then the back of the neck!” Context free quote I never thought would be relevant to MATN: “...up into the armpit, and puncturing the the Axillary artery, brachial plexus, and lymph node. Finish by cutting the throat or the back of the neck to prevent him from screaming.”
@CommissarMitch5 жыл бұрын
I have played all the Far Cry games and I can safely say that after 3 they all just really blend together. I really could not tell you what weapons are unique to each game without a Google search, which is bad for a game centered around weapons. It is all part of the Ubification of the franchise.
@locutus99565 жыл бұрын
Jon! I'm impressed, you got through that whole bear quest without making one 'the bears still around' reference! (Unless I missed it?)
@zachblaine61915 жыл бұрын
only jon can be more accurate with a saw then a actual gun in metro exodus
@Sleepless4935 жыл бұрын
"Nukes are like a spring clean", -Jon 2019
@quimble21775 жыл бұрын
“That’s Pretty damn brutal, that’s a new level of brutal” For far cry I guess, yeah. Still pretty tame.
@CommissarMitch5 жыл бұрын
Also just a headsup. If the water in a lake is crystal clear it means that it is a dead place with very little life.
@teakvandergarderen29735 жыл бұрын
I may have missed it, but the game is also only $40 because it's not really a full, new game. They're not even pretending it's anything other than a huge DLC for Far Cry 5.
@albertobenvenuto93145 жыл бұрын
Glad to see that the bear is still around in 2019!
@Isaxololt5 жыл бұрын
radiation increases the growth of plants tenfold after it tones down so it makes sense there is alot of overgrowth, just look at Nagasaki or hiroshima
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
Not quite true. Those real world examples are more due to the lack of humans to trim back the plants. In far cry new dawn its due to a super bloom which is an event that occoures after excessive amounts of rain fall and other phnomon. Apologise for any bad spelling.
@Rateus_Johanson5 жыл бұрын
Farcry New Dawn: The many tragic deaths of Mattophobia. R.I.P. Matt. F.
@spartannell5 жыл бұрын
I don't suppose someone could explain to me why Ethanol would be the currency of upgrading? I mean, if I remember my biology lessons, it's pretty lethal to drink ethanol, it's pretty volatile and flammable... I think it can also be used for a disinfectant but why else would it be the preferred item of currency? I see on Wikipedia that it can also be an item for fuel which I suppose makes sense then in terms of vehicle crafting as you'd be able to create vehicles with greater fuel consumption the more you stock pile but I don't see how it could be used to really improve much else. On the other hand, it's also just very likely that I'm over thinking a simple game mechanic that the developers themselves didn't necessarily think over themselves...
@Streptovarius5 жыл бұрын
Ethanol is the kind of alcohol people drink, and while it is poisonous it takes decades of hard drinking before it starts to affect you. It'll be the least of your worries in an apocalypse where everyone is shooting at you. Also it can be made from food waste and the distilling process would kill any diseases in it making it safer than most natural water while also being full of calories.
@spartannell5 жыл бұрын
@@Streptovarius Ooh okay. Thanks for the extra info!
@brandonmalo20665 жыл бұрын
Would like to see more, probably won't play it myself so the Jontertainment is required
@noddler2175 жыл бұрын
Jon, sawblade sharp. Sawblade fired at great velocity. Velocity means sharp sawblade slice through silly mooky mook. And the mook behind him. And the giant red tank of explodium. Giant red tank of explodium go boom. Most times, video games ignore reality and make bodies bullet sponges that take a ton of lead to put down, so frankly it's a bit refreshing to shoot some twit in the balls with a circular sawblade shot from a pneumatic crossbow and know he's very ded. I just hope this game has an actual ending, because the FC5 ending was bollocks.
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
I played it and it actually has ending
@gosportjamie5 жыл бұрын
A helitractor... That's one for the Jongineers...
@Jay-rb5pg5 жыл бұрын
Lmao that lucky as hell ricochet at 27:42 saved your bacon.
@retroftw46445 жыл бұрын
"iv got to find a signal that summons a bear" have you tried some runny honey?
@mrcheesemunch5 жыл бұрын
I'll never play this game or watch a full playthrough of it so just wondering, is it actually colourful and nice or does that ethanol stuff just make everyone hallucinate that it's colourful and dandy?
@krxnicle87535 жыл бұрын
If you care enough to ask questions then why not play it?
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
no its actually that colourful they are the game takes place after nuke exploded and its now paired called super-bloom basically a time where nature starts to come back to life
@mrcheesemunch5 жыл бұрын
+Marcell Why would I spend money on a game I don't want? I was just wondering if that's an uninspired twist.
5 жыл бұрын
People complaint that the Far Cry games are always the same. I say that the story might suck, the games may be similar, but the gameplay is really fun and addicting. Which has been perfectly fine uptil now, might be time to change it up.
@BlackViperMWG5 жыл бұрын
Dunn,o Far Cry 5 was weird with very short (like I just cleared that building and minute later they are spawning in truck on the road) respawn times of enemies and too busy world
5 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer FC5s story over 3, 4 and Primal, tought that the religious take was a ballsy move and far more interesting than the family business of 3 and 4, but yeah, constant respawns feel very unatural. My favorite is Blood Dragon, my GOTY 2013.
@tetsubo575 жыл бұрын
Not a psycho Jon, just very, very thorough. Do the job once and do it right.
@razorsimon66815 жыл бұрын
I beat the game two days ago and by God it was amazing
@GameBang6665 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the language Caesar's Legion Speaks?
@GameBang6665 жыл бұрын
@@neobarbarus its a reference to Arcade Ganon
@Sleepless4935 жыл бұрын
Yeah i love their hot and ready pizza
@xanderellem36465 жыл бұрын
I do not get the point, I'm going to need several more parts to get the point.
@lokinighton72995 жыл бұрын
‘There is nothing new under the sole’ Classic Arcade Gannon 😸 Or perhaps autocorrect just having its fun ❤️
@MrPicklecopter5 жыл бұрын
Sun, not sole. Otherwise, correct.
@lokinighton72995 жыл бұрын
Jollyman83 That’s the joke though : 3 sun in Latin is sol and autocorrect changed it to sole :P
@polishenglish83565 жыл бұрын
Jon's enthusiasm makes up for Far Cry's averageness exceptionally well :D
@MW-pb2gf5 жыл бұрын
ur such a pure and positive soul... i generally look forward to seeing ur comments. keep it up, my dude.
@jaredcicero47855 жыл бұрын
Jon: oh look tiny friendly mole-rats. Me: WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS !
@chug40835 жыл бұрын
For someone who has played Far Cry games before Jon seems to completely forgot how to disable the alarms
@LargeLeonard5 жыл бұрын
That saw blade launcher is so amazingly overpowered 😂
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
I'm surpised John managed to do a stash with -1 perception but that's why I think he should do more, just so we can watch him solve those mini puzzles. My only issue so far with this game is you cant have a gun for hire in coop which means no dogo. Also I think the lite rpg stuff is somthing John missed.
@Smi7h1sH3r35 жыл бұрын
yeah, to be honest, I haven't bought a Far Cry game since...Far Cry 3? Far Cry 2.......basically set the tone i think for the rest of the games, maybe Far Cry......something right before that? I don't know.... but yeah, especially now how Ubisoft has basically made nearly every single one of their games the exact same formula, but with a different skin.....it's about as close to the movie "formula" as it gets I think.....
@ClintHollingsworth5 жыл бұрын
Will you be doing complete play throughs anymore?
@jonhillman8715 жыл бұрын
your base in the post apocalypse looks much nicer than my neighborhood in real life.
@mayman105 жыл бұрын
Very impressed by your latin grammar, using the ablative of sol instead of the accusative when combined with sub. That's some T1 shit right there.
@MarquisSmith5 жыл бұрын
Romans go home.
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
No no no. Your grammers all wrong. Look its "Romani ite domum" You need to write that out 500 times.
@tomothy16255 жыл бұрын
The protagonist is literally matt
@bscar5 жыл бұрын
I want to see a series of this game where Jon and Timber traverse the lands hand in paw killing people randomly
@jodinha42255 жыл бұрын
I’m learning Latin so that title was a nice challenge. I got you were trying to say “nothing under” something but idk the rest
@gmh35 жыл бұрын
"nothing new under the sun" it's a pretty common saying
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
Common for people who speak dead languages
@robertlindholm33155 жыл бұрын
I love that you are playing as Conchita Wurst!
@HRPufnsting5 жыл бұрын
Ending the video right after getting the good boi and not even going on a mission with him, I'm so sad.
@YadonTheCat5 жыл бұрын
This came out already? Wasn't Farcry 5 just months ago?
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
its an stand alone expansion like far cry blood dragon
@lwaves5 жыл бұрын
Far Cry 5 was about a year ago. This is the cheaper priced spin-off that they've done since FC3.
@dementio22395 жыл бұрын
Farcry: New Dawn; basically the blood dragon of Farcry 5.
@JohnSmith-vl8ys5 жыл бұрын
If he doesn't find the Akita Inu, I will riot.
@fromfin905 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed all farcry from 3 and up(primal included) i will probably get this one to!
@TearonCZ5 жыл бұрын
Damn it Jon! I Spilled my soda on my keyboard when you said that the protagonist of this game is Matt... :-/
@blarg24295 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Matt's fault to me.
@banditodorito11915 жыл бұрын
Nothing new under the sun AAA_game_industry.jpg
@thatcrappyyoutuber11735 жыл бұрын
Nothing new under the sun Your welcome........
@blarg24295 жыл бұрын
My welcome?
@NoodleKeeper5 жыл бұрын
@@blarg2429 His welcome
@shneancy2205 жыл бұрын
I'd buy this game just for the dogs mission. Such good boys
@peacefulsurfer5 жыл бұрын
sed fugit interea fugit irreparabile tempus
@Anonymaus2095 жыл бұрын
Remarkable that we've had two ostensibly post-apocalyptic AAA games, this and Fallout 76, come out recently that have kind of whiffed the "apocalypse" part. Heck, as Jon says, the place looks even *more* verdant and colourful than before it got nuked. I believe Metro Exodus has done something similar, though I haven't seen much about that myself other than the announcement trailer, years ago, so I won't bring it up further. I remember seeing this review of 76 on here somewhere, can't remember what the guy's name was, but he noted how 76 had done this and speculated that it might be out of a desire on the designers' part to have their cake and eat it too. They want their story to be set in a world where society as we know it has been swept away by a cataclysmic event, and yet have the world itself be left untouched, with none of that nasty stuff like the total destruction of the environment and humanity's near-extinction to get in the way of the fun. He then went on to speculate that maybe this more 'cozy' apocalyptic setting had arisen from the much more unstable times that we are now living in. The ideas of widespread anarchy, environmental collapse and civilisation crashing down around us aren't so far away anymore that we can comfortably work them into our fantasies. Thus, the apocalypse-but-not. Because escapism these days means hoping that the end of the world might not be that bad after all.
@danfr5 жыл бұрын
Have fun Jon. I ended up with the inverse of your situation. Instead of being burnt out by primal I was burnt out a bit by 4 and skipped primal then played 5 and got burnt out again.
@aconcretemoth93825 жыл бұрын
what's the protagonist like in this game? I miss the far cry 3 narrative arc
@rainfitchett29855 жыл бұрын
Has Jon played FarCry 3? I think 4 has the better gameplay (even if its just an upgrade on 3), but 3 definitely has the best story.
@sarahluczyk22625 жыл бұрын
WRINKLY!! 💜💜💜
@nah13085 жыл бұрын
31:44 HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT?
@shnoozezzz97525 жыл бұрын
Radiation=Pretty Flowers Ima put uranium under my flower patch.
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
I mean I know you are joking but please don't put radioactive stuff on your plants, anyway it is true the game is in post nuclear explosion era called "super bloom" where nature starts coming back to life . Really check it out its a real thing . Games like fallout weren't accurate . Most earth will not be a uninhabitable and full of dust forever plants will grow back after 17years
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
Altho humans may find issues such as new diseases and higher radiation levels leading to illness harder to deal with. Especially considering that only creatures with short life spans can survive taxation zones. Mainly because they don't live long enough to see the down side. But yeah plants and animals will be so pleased those pesky humans arnt here anymore.
@richardiv3855 жыл бұрын
Can this be a series please?
@VegaGoose5 жыл бұрын
Not only is this fallout it has dogmeat
@eviljackylynclone666queeno25 жыл бұрын
I thought jon did latin not Hebrew
@dennisnielsen97215 жыл бұрын
So traktor Jon screams, just punch the pigs. Jon you are not much of a farmer are you?
@avery54465 жыл бұрын
Jon you should have skipped primal and played 5, then new dawn.
@Nimno745 жыл бұрын
Ubi games are generally well crafted, but the plots and characters are so cardboard it drives me insane. Soulless, artificial, focus-tested, meh-ness.
@BladeDevil5 жыл бұрын
a simple, yet 100% explanation of their games. They look nice, but under that, they're trash.
@kebabyuez5 жыл бұрын
I agree. And after Odyssey and FC5 I really got a case of Ubisoft sandbox fatigue. This game looks nice, but I'm definitely skipping this one. Playing a Ubisoft sandbox feels more like work than entertainment these days.
@Liofa735 жыл бұрын
Nimno74 --- I agree, especially FC3. The plot and characters were horrible. And the guy phoning up all time "Jason, do this... Jason do that...". And the writer complaining that it was our fault we didn't get his vision of the story. Asshat.
@Nesetroll5 жыл бұрын
They struck gold with Farcry 3. Now they're synthesizing it. This is Farcry 3 V, counting 4 as II, Primal as III, 5 as IV.
@shneancy2205 жыл бұрын
you have to give them points for the rescue dog mission
@quincyjones74395 жыл бұрын
eh but I agree with you on the final review glad you saved the dogs tho jon
@josephmclaughlin9335 жыл бұрын
is karmina (know i miss spelled that) Nicks child from 5?
@aerialmacaroon63123 жыл бұрын
I know this late but yes he is one of the returning characters from 5
@Streptovarius5 жыл бұрын
Jon, just for the record, the wildlife around Chernobyl is doing fantastic after its reactor irradiated the area. A bit of radiation isn't going to turn the world barren.
@Silverhawk1005 жыл бұрын
Well, too much radiation in an area does make it barren. The reactor hasn't really been reclaimed. But a little bit is fine, yes.
@gramursowanfaborden58205 жыл бұрын
@@Silverhawk100 the reactor has been reclaimed, and they just covered the entire complex under a giant concrete lid.
@georgetaylor1005 жыл бұрын
"nothing new under the sun"
@philsoro4915 жыл бұрын
This game looks really good o:
@derpdiamonduniverse15235 жыл бұрын
Please do a playthrough
@HarryDuBois6165 жыл бұрын
Please please please do an Eastshade live stream
@armitage19505 жыл бұрын
How does Jon not know to shoot the alarms first!?
@MW-pb2gf5 жыл бұрын
Obviously you name the mole rats Rufus, Jon, honestly.
@YoungTheFish5 жыл бұрын
Is that a Chain Lightning Gun?
@Gorbz5 жыл бұрын
I guess I am playing Farcry 5 wrong by trying not to kill anybody.
@wolfqueen1375 жыл бұрын
I was won over by the puppies 💜
@entertheunknown35545 жыл бұрын
Full series
@radicalantitheist5 жыл бұрын
are the bears still around?
@charlesbeavers97715 жыл бұрын
Jon shows the main character, a female, says it Matt then zooms in on the crouch area to look at Matt's "hands". I look away from my phone and hear what sounds like Jon saying " Ooo 3d Matt..." WTF am I watching
@StringQueen_5 жыл бұрын
He said, "3D map" about the map screen
@charlesbeavers97715 жыл бұрын
I know I just thought he got Matt's pants down, again.
@Doofnut040tv5 жыл бұрын
Two words: Red Barrels
@specjals5 жыл бұрын
maybe it is time for some Fallout YOLO series?
@KashouWannabe5 жыл бұрын
So, basically, the protagonist of Farcry 5 Reskin Dawn is Captain America?
@raikbarczynski65825 жыл бұрын
without the scifi element :)
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
@@raikbarczynski6582 actual later in a game you have super powers
@Nesetroll5 жыл бұрын
I liked Farcry 3. Then Farcry 4 was really Farcry 3 II. This is Farcry 3 V.
@amcghie75 жыл бұрын
'Carmena' is a good female name for a car...
@xcran5 жыл бұрын
more!
@TheQueenOfBithynia5 жыл бұрын
Sed sol est antiquissimus.
@blarg24295 жыл бұрын
Similis mater tua.
@TheQueenOfBithynia5 жыл бұрын
@@blarg2429 Quid de matre mea dicebas?
@gramursowanfaborden58205 жыл бұрын
why is Ubi now obsessed with pointless damage numbers and nonsense levelling systems? can they literally not think of anything else to make their games not exactly the same as the previous instalments?
@dexterxstar5 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean but this number system gets around the issue that i have experienced with open world games where they get progressively easyer as you go and playing this game. It gets harder thanks to things like the white blue and purple ranks. And those gold arses who I had to clobber to death with a shovel and a mortar. I apologise for the poor spelling.
@gramursowanfaborden58205 жыл бұрын
there's two approaches to this kind of progression, this is the more "gamey" and honestly lazier approach, it's a crutch for unimaginative game design to have leveled enemies instead of legitimately more complex encounters with different, more powerful enemies, which would be more interesting, cool, fun and potentially "iconic" than this system which just gives us the same enemies with arbitrarily larger health bars.
@classicfrog805 жыл бұрын
Far Cry New Dog
@Mireaze5 жыл бұрын
Fallout Cry?
@o-mangaming50425 жыл бұрын
Fallcry more like.
@jns46505 жыл бұрын
Nothing new under the sun
@armitage19505 жыл бұрын
Farcry 5 was the best one imo. Too bad you fought for the wrong side in that one...