🇦🇺 Drunk Aussie Explains Philosopher's Stone 🇦🇺 (It's weird)

[@marcgallagher32]

What movie or topic would you like Aussie to explain next?👇

[@Onpointsalad]

At the least…keep the Hazza Potter’s going for now! Chamber of Secrets next! This was hilarious 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You should post a poll at an optimum time with some random suggestions for new movies or topics.

[@alexvandam2015]

Yeah keep it going!

[@marcgallagher32]

@@Onpointsalad did you think it was too long or not long enough?

[@FluxCrazyGamingYT]

@@marcgallagher32 A wizard's never late, nor is he early - he arrives precisely when he means to. Same goes for vids, I like the shorter and longer ones, both are funny, I often binge the harry potter game ones you did.

[@Onpointsalad]

@@marcgallagher32 tough to say…but if I had to choose…I’d say just a little too long. 20 minutes-ish is the sweet spot.

[@Porky_Pine]

"Dumbledore kicked Harry calmly"

[@nonameimpotantlive9233]

Orrrr

[@drgallant]

​@HeyyyYarrrI think Snape might be the real culprit and use Filch as a scapegoat by gaslighting him

[@andrewskidsvidsxoxo3073]

@@nonameimpotantlive9233 OHH NOOOO!

[@michellemitchell236]

Oh no

[@jayjaypv]

“Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire!!🔥 “

[@TheVIcToR9634]

1 film done, 7 left. Please gimme more

[@ItsTheSamsungGuy]

We need the entire series

[@matthewgraham8373]

@@ItsTheSamsungGuythat is the entire sires

[@VforVendettas]

I think there should be 300 of these videos.

[@emilsecker7881]

@@matthewgraham8373no it’s not lol

[@nabilwanka4570]

Please

[@KyleNoonan-e4g]

The evil wizard with leukemia and hazza was good in jiu-jitsu got me 😂😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

@@KyleNoonan-e4g it got Voldemorts d*ck too

[@HashknightGaming]

​@@marcgallagher32I fucking love you man you are the cure to sadness I mean I am not sad but yeah.

[@laurawrigleycarr]

"I, uh, shouldn't have expositioned that." YESSS!!!

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha a classic hagrid line

[@PritamKayal]

This is an Aussie version of Pitch Meeting

[@marcgallagher32]

@@PritamKayal you know it

[@timmiller1]

Endangering children’s lives for no apparent reason is tight!

[@HashknightGaming]

​@marcgallagher32 I am new. Have you got a catchphrase?

[@marcgallagher32]

@@HashknightGaming welcome friend. I have many that people quote from my voice over videos. The most common is ORRR when Ron gets roasted. Ha ha watch a few more videos and you’ll get it.

[@Bilski86]

But the wizarding world there is actually a school in Australia. It’s a small school. The Cheshire school of witchcraft and wizardry. Along the southeast coast of Australia

[@Fletcherinho]

The fact that everyone is a bit fucked up, from Dudley being on the spectrum to Voldemort having leukaemia is absolutely hilarious.

[@Angie13133]

This was hilarious!! I can't wait for Bazza to continue explaining the adventures of Hazza, Rono, and Hermo! 😂😂😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

The core trio...o. 🤣

[@ZIPPITY1314]

The god is here to bring joy and excitement, by the name of Angie!!

[@23uncbball]

Australia has entered the Wizarding world

[@Jouzou87]

The immigration process concludes with the sorting hat shouting your state/territory.

[@TheAustralianMapper5378]

@@Jouzou87Capital Territory is the Hufflepuff House of Australia

[@seattlefloyd]

Hoggo's school of magical c**ts.

[@choboibigly6565]

@@TheAustralianMapper5378 Western Australia is Ravenclaw because they're respectable enough but no cunt thinks about them. Victoria is Slytherin because it's fucking Victoria. Queensland is Griffindor because we're the best state in Australia.

[@RoughNek72]

Better than break dancing... ope too late. 😆 🤣 😂

[@tanmayjain3543]

"How the f*ck did that happen?" "It's unclear, anyway"

[@theaces3697]

its like Pitch Meetings but Aussie, so there is like a billion movies out there, i look forward to the next decade of "Aussie Explains..."

[@marcgallagher32]

This was definitely inspired by pitch meetings mixed with an older video I made.

[@logic.and.reasoning]

​@marcgallagher32 brilliantly done mate. Talent. Don't stop. 😊☝️☝️☝️👍👍👍

[@epicrobloxguy9321]

The most accurate explanation of Barry Fotter and de Filosofers stoen👍

[@carma21]

that Snape impression 🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha thanks mate.

[@Usually_Day-Zee]

“Hazza, Rono and Hermo” - Marc 2024

[@marcgallagher32]

That's their correct names right?

[@Usually_Day-Zee]

@@marcgallagher32 definitely mate, definitely

[@Usually_Day-Zee]

can’t forget “Hazza Potto and the philosi… filot? filosoppy sorcerer?”

[@keepinmahprivacy9754]

LOL youtube put a "Translate to English" link underneath this post.

[@AkariLimano]

+5 points for beating the troll and saving few lives probably -50 points for being up at night Is McGonagall some sort of a new Snape?

[@InnerFireGaming]

I NEED MORE! This is one of the funniest videos I've seen and Australian humor is hilarious!

[@farfaraway4285]

Ted Bundy was in Slytherin 😂😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Facts 💯

[@ItsTheSamsungGuy]

Thats bloody insane, looking for a part 2

[@marcgallagher32]

I feel like I can make the next one even funnier.

[@juliakristinaff7359]

Absolutely brilliant. Been wishing for his for months. Thank you

[@marcgallagher32]

Glad you enjoyed it! Had so much fun making it.

[@Martyn_Wolf]

39 secs in I'm already cracking up😂

[@Luny_Lovegood]

Fr 😂

[@Martyn_Wolf]

@@Luny_Lovegood Luny has arrived 4 books early this will make things interesting 😂

[@JackNapier420]

Every once in a while i stumble across a channel and am instantly hooked- this is one of those times. Instant sub 😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha amazing. Welcome aboard. Just dropped a follow-up to this one for the Chamber of Secrets.

[@zegichiban]

Love how the bottle of VB is being filtered by the greenscreen.

[@marcgallagher32]

lol yeah I couldn’t be fucked key framing and fixing it and thought it looked funnier that way.

[@Jesspottergirl]

From a daily watcher of yours, and now to a first time commenter: This was so good and so bloody hilarious 🤣 you must do one for every single film now!! 🙏 please please please Ps. Loved the cheeky “voice cameos” from the PS1 potter series 😍 . . . . ORRRRRRRRR

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks legend! Appreciate the support. I had so much fun I’ll definitely do more of these ☺️🙏

[@Jesspottergirl]

Cheers for the reply 😊 yay can’t wait for more!! Keep up the great work mate, there is not a single other KZbinr like you!! 🎉🎉

[@marcgallagher32]

@@Jesspottergirl Aw thanks legend. You're took kind ❤

[@Michal_Es]

Mate, the food in Hogwarts is not provided by magic, but by army of slaves hidden under the castle :)

[@SubjectDelta20]

To be more specific. Food is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration. You can summon it if you know where it's at, transform it into a different food or even make *more* food as long as you have food to start with. But magic can't create food, just like it can't create Gold.

[@erueka6]

As Yoda on cocaine would say "Skill issue, it is."

[@tgiacin435]

To be fair they never show that in the movies. In fact we don’t see Dobby again until deathly hallows, even though he was in every book since goblet of fire.

[@Hshazbinhelluvafan101]

“Evil wizard with leukaemia” *meanwhile old voldy looking like he belongs in a rip of shampoo ad* 😂😂😂 I loved this we need more!

[@michaelmarsh1723]

The complete breakdown two minutes in where the non-explainer reveals that he totally already knows all this because he's correcting the explainer... but he's also just letting his friend go because it's funny to see him misremember shit. That's fuckin' DASTARDLY

[@marcgallagher32]

Logic breaks down fairly early in this for sure ha ha

[@michaelmarsh1723]

@@marcgallagher32 I did watch it through to the end, and that thing I picked up on 2 minutes into it got payed off almost an hour later,

[@marcgallagher32]

@@michaelmarsh1723 thanks so much mate. Next one is on the way!

[@JackNapier420]

You should do these for all the mcu, star wars and lotr movies... id never stop watching and u guys have LOTS of material

[@Swiftielife820]

“When Dumbledore sells this kid to the Dursley’s to pay of his old gambling debts😂😂”

[@duffgirl216]

😂😂😂😂😂 Duuuude!!!!! I've been sick and feel miserable but this cheered me up so much!!!! Thanks for the much needed laughs!!

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw sorry to hear you’ve been sick mate but very happy this helped cheer you up. Feel better soon ☺️

[@duffgirl216]

@@marcgallagher32 thank you!! ❤😁

[@JENNIE-2011I]

Dumbledore explained calmly

[@brandogents6624]

"Dont go to the third floor corridor you wankers" 😂😂 this is the best thing ive EVER seen

[@marcgallagher32]

That line is verbatim from the film 😂

[@UNIT-h2d]

I discovered your channel 2 days ago (it appeared in my 'recommended' feed) and I'm mightily pleased I did. Our group (UNIT) recorded a Potter themed track called Ravenclaw Rules and shoved it on our You Tube channel which is probably how your channel came to be recommended. I've only watched half a dozen so far but your 25 minute epic If Harry Potter Was An Aussie (or whatever it's called) is a work of sheer genius...as is this one. Because you speak so quickly and the edits are so fast, I have to stop, rewind and play again to catch it all. This is because I'm a typically slow witted Briton. However, to compensate, I've supported the Aussie cricket team since the 1980s (you have the world's greatest batsman - Don Bradman - and the world's greatest bowler - Shane Warne) and, better still, you have Aussie Rules Football! A punch-up in nearly every match - bonzer, mate. What I especially enjoy about these Potter videos is it is evident you're really familiar with the material (the films and Hogwarts Legacy at least) in order to be able to select the best clips and insert your splendid dialogue / responses. Ye gods, they must take bloody hours and hours to create. I really do appreciate the time, effort and energy you expend on these videos although sometimes I wish you'd speak just a little bit slower! Oh yes - and I've just subscribed.

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks so much mate. Really appreciate the kind words. So glad to have you on board this weird section of the internet.

[@ziggidavis126]

honestly this was hilarious we need the harry potter tv show to be like this

[@marcgallagher32]

It would be awesome ha ha

[@darknesslord31]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience! lol good video funny as always.

[@NoNotThatPaul]

This is like long form Australian Pitch Meeting

[@marcgallagher32]

I'm glad. I'm writing the second and it'll be even bigger ha ha.

[@ellasversion13]

“And all the kids shit a brick”- Bazza, 2024

[@Nasafalkas1]

9:37 Now I'll be seeing Fallout in a different way.

[@basmbnj4376]

Aussie Pitch Meetings

[@marcgallagher32]

@@basmbnj4376 ha ha maybe that title would do better

[@carbonnanotube6775]

Kinda missed opportunity with Hazza catching the snitch with his mouth, u could really toast him there. Anyways, this is what I call a masterpiece, cheers mate

[@Rogue_Morningstar]

Hey, you need to remember that Harry Potter took place between 1991 and 1998. That’s the time period in the books. From when he started school to when he left.

[@darth_kal-el]

Um actually the books take place between 1991 and 1998. Well technically 1981 (chapter 1 book 1. starts off on November 1st 1981 Jumps ahead 10 years to 1991) and 2017 (2017 is when the epilogue takes place. September 1 2017). But the main crux of the story takes place between 1991 and 1998. Which one chapter taking place in 1981 and one taking place in 2017.

[@HashknightGaming]

Lucky bastard got an alternate government. 🫨

[@Rogue_Morningstar]

@@darth_kal-el if 2017 is that book the curse child nobody gives a shit about that book. That was just JK’s attempt to grab more money and it sucked.

[@darth_kal-el]

@@Rogue_Morningstar this has nothing to do with the cursed child. Harry was born in 1980. His parents are killed in 1981. He enters Hogwarts in 1991 and the Battle of Hogwarts takes place in 1998. The epilogue in DH takes place 19 years later meaning it takes place in 2017.

[@Rogue_Morningstar]

@@darth_kal-el I wasn’t really taking into account when he was born just more when he started and ended school. I wasn’t taking into account every time they went through time.

[@ImBouncy]

Dumbledore for West Coast!!!! 🟨🟦🦅🦅🦅 0:35

[@josephgerard5473]

No, the duration of these videos is just right - just under half an hour is bonzer, mate.

[@pakwd.]

Why was the Snape impression so good tho

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks legend! I’m the guy that does all those ps1 voices.

[@andrewskidsvidsxoxo3073]

hagrid swears his head off

[@marcgallagher32]

He’s off his rocker that bloke

[@andrewskidsvidsxoxo3073]

@@marcgallagher32 your a wizard you ######## ### ### #

[@degariuslozak2169]

I love these Aussie Explains videos. Would love to see one about Aussie slang (either that or Hentai)

[@abdsami-fu7wl]

This video have all the runinng gag we all know and love

[@marcgallagher32]

Had to put the easter eggs in the for the OG fans.

[@pepsioverlord]

Currently watching this on the gold coast while on holiday..highlight of my trip this shit is pure gold! Make more of these

[@Twillek1019_]

3:31 Rest in Peace John Hurt

[@peanutm9346]

Farming likes via tragedy

[@argenfargen]

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Well done mate 😂

[@GhostKnight2021]

For some reason I would like to see a series based on the Australian Wizarding School. May be a long shot, but I think Marc would do a fantastic job narrating/acting out the whole thing.

[@ChieftainFan]

I will never be able to watch this film the same again

[@Arktius]

5:49 that's in the movies for sure

[@mxrtuus2385]

this might be my new favorite yt video

[@marcgallagher32]

Achievement unlocked

[@ItsTheSamsungGuy]

These are the best, i need more content like this

[@Prussiaz]

"Who's super on the specco" you cannot tell me Australians actually say that this one is too far

[@marcgallagher32]

Australians say far worse than this. Thanks for watching.

[@phtevenj]

evil wizard with luekemia sent me.... great video

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha you're welcome.

[@feverdreams]

I have accumulated such an extensive vocabulary after this 😂

[@marcgallagher32]

You're welcome ha ha

[@CaelumTheWolf]

I’d love for this to continue for the rest of the movies

[@marcgallagher32]

Part 2 is out this weekend

[@InvitalPulse]

Do all the movies. I need them.

[@Jebu911]

Yeah would be amazing i always like these pitch meeting style videos.

[@stilescd7213]

Dumbledore not liking technology and enforcing luddism sounds about right. Better than him starting an onlyfans I guess.

[@JohnnySmith-c6y]

"It wasn't just a racially inappropriate turban after all" Had me rolling on the floor🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha it all came full circle.

[@CurtisEbner-sc4bh]

Dude... you need to read the books with all the voices. Please. Idk how it works, but I NEED this...

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I mean if we can get to a few million subs maybe they will ask me!

[@CurtisEbner-sc4bh]

​@marcgallagher32 I betcha only bloody everyone here already wouldn't mind! You just do you man! Doing really good already.

[@4rthurzz]

24:04 the best line of the video lmao.

[@Colinkrauss1]

I was gonna say “AT LEAST SHOUTOUT RYAN GEORGE” but you did. Well done.

[@marcgallagher32]

Gotta give props where it’s due.

[@Colinkrauss1]

@@marcgallagher32 I hope this means we can expect the rest of the series will be explained by an Aussie Edit: Looks like we are !

[@marcgallagher32]

@@Colinkrauss1 you know it ☺️

[@Arcelux]

Carry Porter and Kojima's Stones was a pretty good game.

[@Twillek1019_]

“That’s enough KZbin for today” Those words! Is it possible to use them in a sentence like that?

[@marcgallagher32]

lol something I’ve personally never said in real life

[@Twillek1019_]

@@marcgallagher32 lol

[@ktopfield145]

Can't wait for the next movie breakdowns. Especially "Goblet and no sheilas" and "Guild of cunts" 😂

[@ticky7817]

Please please please do one of these for every movie! 100x better than changing the house names every other day lol

[@marcgallagher32]

lol people kept asking for them but I am getting sick of making them ha ha. Making part two of this now.

[@ticky7817]

@@marcgallagher32 oh absolutely no disrespect to those... they were hilarious, as is all your content. But I think I've watched this video 5x in the last week. I need help lol... but it's so fn good. Thx for all the vids mate. Have a good one

[@marcgallagher32]

@@ticky7817 ha ha aw thanks legend. Glad you have gotten some rewatchability out of it. I try to make all my videos for repeat viewing.

[@Jobbyhoyker]

as an Australian I've never seen fosters for sale ever

[@marcgallagher32]

lol I did once. But no one bought it.

[@Luxikko]

Just love listening to aussie movie facts yappin for 25 minutes minus 5 seconds, love it

[@drizma]

Huh, actually those stairs are probably why most of the students are able to eat so much and stay thin now that I think about it.

[@wookieeworld1195]

The plot twist at the end was better than the actual movie

[@Godzilla_lover69420]

“ I’m so confused” “ me too, anyway”

[@marcgallagher32]

*inserts whole movie* ha ha

[@tallulahraccoon3832]

That was amazing! 😂 Please do all movies 🙏

[@marcgallagher32]

You got a deal

[@nataliagriffiths8626]

Has an Aussie ever tried to explain Bridgerton?

[@marcgallagher32]

Aussie hasn't even seen it. But if enough people demand it then he shall watch it.

[@alexvandam2015]

Please do more!

[@HerwakNic]

Someone make an "It's Not Clear" counter for this video

[@marcgallagher32]

40,000 times

[@drgallant]

Poor leukemia patient, lost his wand in such embarrassing way

[@bamwaldrip]

Now I know....ohh my gaawwwddddd WOOOWWWWW

[@laurendaniellejones5117]

That thing is going to munch away at the students soon as it gets older 😂 . Bazzo missed an opportunity “Wait until you see the spider from the 2nd film that’s eaten 14 students”

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha true!

[@prestonduke9352]

Please do another one I loved it a lot it was funny as hell

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha thanks mate.

[@laurendaniellejones5117]

Hopefully comrade Neville makes an appearance in the 7th film part 2 explanation 😂 just to be the excuse why he goes so bad ass

[@SineanSaol]

Don't stop drinking, do the next film instead 😂 X

[@Jeffreyjustchilling737]

Yup aussie hogwarts! For real if Marc was the headmaster of hogwarts and I was there it would be the best 7 years of my life

[@Flutterdark_]

we need this for the other movies

[@TurtlebackYT]

His still got blue balls from when he was a teenager “😂😂😂that got me😂

[@haydenhobbs7670]

Please do the other 7 movies 😂😂😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Writing part two now

[@GachaGames2022]

1:56 2:00 Just a normal day in Australia 🇦🇺

[@Caetis]

How does this recap feel longer than the movie? I'm also concerned or Australian brothers witness events in a very different way .

[@marcgallagher32]

lol longer than the movie? That’s not good

[@synthiaxerror]

Luv yo sense of humour

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks mate ☺️🙏

[@yonahsaunders7102]

😂❤❤❤ please do all of them this is brilliant and absolutely hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks legend

[@flamescube7224]

Can’t wait for them to drink the troll sludge that turns them into a crab and a gargoyle next time.

[@jmace2424]

Hazza should be a rappa droppin all them sick burns on Malfoy 🤣

[@vicsrealms]

Need an Australian to Texan dictionary. ~grin~ This was great!

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks mate! Ha ha I'd love to see a Texan version.

[@seanregan7372]

Best video ive seen in a while ill be at the next live lad

[@marcgallagher32]

Cheers legend ☺️❤️

[@frankandstein8618]

"So, you've got a movie for me?" "Yes, Mate, I do, don't I?"

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol nailed it.

[@DietaryCandle]

I’d rather watch this than the actual movies

[@TeenutM-e4b]

I think banana bread is cool in the spring at exactly 6:41 A.M

[@phoenixsplash135]

Fair play, this would have gone viral 10 years ago

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha fair enough

[@nickaronis5313]

Marc, that was fng brilliant! I almost pissed my pants mate😂😂😂 I can't wait for you to present the Star Wars franchise ❤

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha thanks mate. Wear a change of pants for the next one then, I’m aiming to make it even better.