Aussie Explains Chamber of Secrets (It's SUS)

[@marcgallagher32]

If you enjoy these videos. Chuck us a like and let me know what else you’d like to see Aussie explain below 👇

[@JoshTurner-os9ti]

Hilarious

[@GarrettMerkin]

Love this. Fricken brilliant. You've got a hilarious nonchalant sorta delivery and it just works well. Plus I love the Aussie accent. Plus plus the shade at JK Rows here and there. You're a funny dude. Keep it up.

[@martincrowe3374]

You should keep the Hazzo potto series up, you probally stop and like deathly hallows part 1

[@exoterric]

I think this is just what the "Die Hard" movies need

[@ConservativeCornerAlex]

Do Star Wars next, mate. (P.S., I am American, with some British/Irish ancestry, just thought I could add my British ancestry)

[@carlinberg]

I love the concept of "I watched this move yesterday when I was drunk" 😅 this one was great, looking forward to more!

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha thanks for watching mate. More definitely coming.

[@Jasmal176]

​@@marcgallagher32 will you be explaining the other movies

[@ItsTheSamsungGuy]

'so I'm pretty sure he sells children on the dark web' 😂 Legendary.

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I mean that’s the most likely story right?

[@ItsTheSamsungGuy]

@@marcgallagher32 nearly

[@geosyrrus6423]

This is such a clever format, your writing absolutely kills, and the deliveries are so smooth and feel very natural.

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks mate. Appreciate the kind words. Looking forward to making the next one for you all!

[@geosyrrus6423]

@@marcgallagher32 I really like these, and it bummed me out that so many of the comments were "that was great, now gimme another one, STAT". KZbin is great and all, but often it places value on future output, when in reality the value lies in the art that actually exists. Just wanted you to have some feedback about the thing you just labored over and put into the world. Also yeah, I'm stoked for the next one too 😁

[@wookieeworld1195]

Hope you do Prisoner of Azkaban next (where a group of students glaze a serial killer and help 2 convicts escape the government, breaking 17 laws and attacking a greasy haired sumo and siding with a furry) Edit: emo not sumo lol

[@NeonWolves57]

Sounds right to me 👍

[@DaughterOfHades15]

@@wookieeworld1195 mmh

[@deswhite8397]

Posting this on the group chat, boutta have an entire viewing session.

[@marcgallagher32]

Hells yeah. Enjoy mate.

[@JustMeRaven0]

Shits crazy

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Have a great time 🤘

[@frostdaya]

Hell yeah mate

[@michellemitchell236]

Fr

[@crowronireads]

my favourite part was when harry said "it's hazza time" and hazza p'd all over the place

[@likecascade7015]

Really?

[@vekyxeivo5595]

hazza la vizza baby

[@春子e893ae]

@@vekyxeivo5595omg that’s amazing lmao

[@emilsecker7881]

Hands down the best Harry Potter explanations ever. We need more! 🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks mate. It's on the way!

[@emilsecker7881]

@@marcgallagher32 yaaaaas!

[@emilsecker7881]

@@marcgallagher32 you’re welcome. Yaaaaas!

[@CompassRoseGaming]

@@marcgallagher32 Prisoner of Hazzakaban? :P

[@TheVIcToR9634]

2 films covered, 6 more to go. Next one is my personal favourite. I'm sure our aussie is gonna have a fun time explaining those time travels.

[@jamiebaker8017]

I can’t wait for the 4th one and how he explains the tasks from the tournament

[@SaltyOliveMan]

@@jamiebaker8017or the 5th one with miss Umbrige

[@carlbuckfield]

That snake spell is actually used again by Bellatrix in the Dearhly Hallows in a blink and you'll miss it moment

[@marcgallagher32]

That I did not know!

[@muir8009]

​@marcgallagher32 if malfraud knows the snake spell I guess every other kid there would know it as well, so why aren't they all throwing browns at each other and valdemont at the end battle scene? Why didn't hazza turn valdemort into a goblet which they all learnt? Are these spells just single use only? Why aren't there loads of invisibility cloaks around: surely there's more than one in the world or they wouldn't have sent it Auspost. When they use the flue chimney to go somewhere isn't it a phone as well? What if your arse ends up on a phone face? My life with hazza is so full of questions. And I'm only up to the second bloody movie. Fourth time watching, just bloody brilliant. Best video on KZbin. Until your next one. More hazza please. Then maybe LOTR? Or maybe a well known but easy to pick holes in movie like one of those conjuring horror(ble) movies which are so laughable. "The nun" or "annabelle" movie. They are so bad.

[@tgiacin435]

@@muir8009the books gives more details at least. And there are invisibility cloaks but they don’t last long and are really expensive. But Harry’s is a special case, it was passed down the family line, and is still as good as new

[@Longshanks1690]

“So Dumbledore turns up with this bloke called Fudgepacker.” I didn’t know Tom Cruise was in Harry Potter.

[@fashie4968]

I almost spat my drink all over my phone when I heard that line xD

[@MCMarvel616]

I love how there’s now some tropes/quotes parodying those in Pitch Meeting like “That was lucky, almost way too convenient.” Love these, need a full series! Also, fun fact, “Tom Marvolo Riddle” can also be rearranged to spell “Mr Tom, a dildo lover”.

[@MrDanSurround]

Pahahahahahahahhh

[@Watcherobot]

WTF!! Pahahahahaha

[@Formalec]

Dangerous, those anagrams are.😂

[@sekarmaltum1695]

"oh it was actually pretty easy. barely an inconvinience"

[@FinleyHarman-i2m]

Bro 😂😂😂😂

[@Vi0letRay]

Literally as soon as The Philosopher's Stone one came out, a was waiting for a sequel. I'm only 10 minutes in and I'm laughing my ass off. I really hope you keep making these for the rest of the films.

[@marcgallagher32]

If you all keep watching them I'll keep making them.

[@BossBast1]

these 1h Australian pitch meetings are legendary

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha you know it.

[@Angie13133]

Love, love, LOVE these!! 😆😆 I really hope you continue these after the HP series and hit other movies. Also...3:20 = 🤣🤣🤣 Well done Marc! 👏👏

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks Angie! All your support really helps!

[@Jeffreyjustchilling737]

Love these too

[@Godzilla_lover69420]

“ and not the way your mum does when I come round to visit” “what was that” had me dying

[@marcgallagher32]

He got me again 🤣

[@Longshanks1690]

The Basilisk boss music from the game playing near the end is such a good addition. 😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha so glad someone noticed that.

[@Jesspottergirl]

@longshanks1690 Omg thank you!! I kept racking my brain trying to remember where exactly it was from!! My god the amount of time I spent spraying the basilisk with that purple jizz squirting out of the sword 😂

[@LuxxxyBoi]

You already were one of the best with your humor, it lifted me from a dark place and now you have these incredible longform videos.... These certainly certify you as my favorite creator on KZbin, easily. I doubt you'll ever see this but keep up the good work man, much love.

[@marcgallagher32]

Sorry to hear about your struggles my friend. So glad my humor has helped you in those dark times. Thanks so much for the kind words they mean a lot.

[@someguywithaphone5921]

PSA: Last one almost made me dampen my trousers. Use the can, drink your beverage, because no one likes wetting themself or snorfing stuff out the nose.

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha well, pack a spare pair this time. It hits way harder.

[@someguywithaphone5921]

​@@marcgallagher32you were not wrong. Holy shit!

[@Uvyhn]

Hello I just wanted to say how great of a KZbinr you are

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks my friend. Appreciate you ❤️

[@Jeffreyjustchilling737]

Agreed he the world's biggest legend

[@PritamKayal]

Damn, you referenced the Pitch Meeting outright! Cheers!

[@marcgallagher32]

Gotta give credit where credit is due. Thanks for watching mate.

[@PotBellyLion]

"Its looks like he's in some weird sex dungeon." 😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Glad he finally got out ha ha

[@possibear]

Im glad to know that not even aussies have encountered talking spiders. Yet.

[@jacobwansleeben]

I'd find it cool if I encountered one though.

[@Saar_XD]

I have his name was john

[@kimberlymccomas4218]

I'm calling the whole friend group now.

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha yes. I wanna see some live comments and reactions from you all ha ha.

[@sweettap]

“Jar Jar binks and Yodas aborted babies” had me rolling

[@letmelie4757]

I'm used to seeing bad faith interpetations... but this is another level🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol I predict they will only get worse. I have insider knowledge.

[@zakbrown9256]

Wow you have insider info!? That’s so impressive I’m subscribing to help the channel get less povvo. Aussie slang is fucking amazing 😂

[@Jasmal176]

​@@marcgallagher32 will you be explaining the other movies sometime soon

[@marcgallagher32]

@@Jasmal176 Yeha mate. I'd say the next one is two-three weeks away. Takes a long time to write and edit something like this myself.

[@HerwakNic]

As the great Marc Gallagher once said, "Who needs the Hogwarts Express when we've got our own fucking flying car!"

[@beerfishtv]

Thanks for this mate - absolutely brilliant! Keep em coming!

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks so much legend. So glad you enjoyed it. Already working on three. But could be a few weeks based on how long this one took ha ha.

[@reMote_prototype]

39:12 like Cyn used to say "Easier to assimilate than explain" but Aragog was explaining and assimilating at the same bloody time

[@RudraSingh-mz4xu]

The random impressions in the middle are amazing!!

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I wanted to incorporate the PS1 potter voices somehow.

[@CEGC_7]

i am legitimately watching this on the toilet. with a library computer.

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol sprung

[@Kerr_Avon]

Chekov’s pen!s…bravo sir, bravo

[@Voltage-ty6gg]

Dude there is no other KZbinr like you, I'm laughing the whole time. Keep up the insane effort.

[@21digiking]

Im deffiantly looking forward to the rest of the movies being done gets better and better with each one

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks mate! I’ll have to try and outdo myself again ha ha.

[@lincolnhodge2371]

Missed opportunity to say the zombie hand gives hazza a wristy

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha damn next time

[@lincolnhodge2371]

@@marcgallagher32 on second thought you keep nailing them harder than Jesus was to the cross , I can already hear the Dingo stealing the baby joke( do that when Sirius Black drags Ron under the wompping Willow) and the Jamaican shrunken head offering Hazza a bong laced with DMT and some random joke about the dementors stealing Hazzas last cone so lupin jumps out of drunken slumber and blasts alot in the dementors face . Tbh I think it's just the Aussie Dark humour ,and you are going to surprise Us with something even better

[@theboxedcat_]

This series really chambers my secrets. Keep up the work.

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol thanks mate

[@skeevy_nyx]

"It's super unclear. Anyway--" is now part of my vocabulary 😂

[@marcgallagher32]

lol I’m glad. Next one is on the way.

[@lank_asif]

Ministry of Sound is where I lost it! Bwahahahaha

[@marcgallagher32]

Arthur Weasley lost it there too. Snorted too many lines.

[@RavenhairedBeware]

Your a bloody legend bro. I can't stop laughing me ass off. I just woke up everyone in my house 😂😂😂 Luv ya 😘😘

[@FlippingC]

Hazza's loaded but people keep giving him free stuff. Most realistic part of the movies

[@GUBCUB23]

the mr.Beast forging the siginatures is crazy

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol couldn't resist.

[@firebrandproductions6040]

I want every movie explained to me this way from now on.

[@marcgallagher32]

If we can keep growing these I can have that arranged ha ha.

[@Yithic]

i need more hazza in my life , thank you so much for this laughting my ass off, much love from germany , küsschen aufs nüsschen

[@marcgallagher32]

You’re welcome my friend. Where in Germany are you from?

[@kazymosan7]

So perfectly explained 😂 What i loved even more is the sneaky peak into those unexplainable plot holes😂😂 it has bugged for thousands of years

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha yeah couldn’t resist.

[@billyjoe9714]

“Why didn’t they use a portkey?” “Tf’s a portkey?” 8:56

[@Lord_Ralph]

"That's the name of the movie!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha you know it!

[@cjackdc]

19:54 No one watches a 40 minute video on the toilet unless they have some serious bloody constipation

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol you'd be surprised how many people have been caught out by this line.

[@bloodshedxdxhd1030]

​@marcgallagher32 Yup, and it doesn't help if you got unlucky enough to get food poisoning twice in one week, years back and it has messed up your stomach for rest ur life! rip. Videos like these make up for it tho LOL

[@andreykuzmin4317]

Ah, "Piss off, snake: The Movie".

[@SpectacularSpideyfan646]

Please do more of these please 🙏 these are so good I would watch 3 hours of this

[@silashellebrand462]

I was going to mention that he re-gifted his books to Ginny. But then I remembered, that is never brought up in the movie. It's just completely omitted.

[@Kerr_Avon]

Ive been looking forward to this since the last video. I absolutely love this channel and am so glad it is growing. Keep up the good work you c*nt, you are absolutely awesome and I hope you get millions of subs soon!

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks mate! Very much happy with what I have but I definitely wouldn’t say no to that gold plaque ha ha

[@Michal_Es]

I wouldn't mind hearing Aussie expllains some other movies or whole franchises after he is done with HP. Great job Mr Aussie.

[@EllieSchfer]

can't wait to see this version of the movie! pls i want more we need all the movies explained like this 😂😂😂

[@FraserDix]

Mate what a classic. Looking forward to the rest of your series recaps. Watched Screenrant for years and great to see an Aussie version. Keep up the good work!

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks legend. There’s another one for Philosphers stone too if ya haven’t checked that one out yet.

[@jalejake4997]

1:23 honestly a really good dobby impression 😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha cheers mate. I think my Snape is probably my strongest. But my Dobby is decent.

[@TimeLordSZ]

Trying to fall asleep and it was a coin flip between stress relief meditation music or this lol

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I love that this is on your sleep agenda. I used to fall asleep watching my fav comedians so I take this as a massive W.

[@antalszabolcsdesign5189]

The longer format works really well! Please make the next episode 1 hour long :)

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I’ll have a look at the data once it’s got some traction. If it leans into making more I will.

[@e.vasileva5891]

Great second episode! I think it was better than the first, love the Aussie twists and insults!

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I'll see if I can get even more in the next one.

[@Ramen5000Manga]

i'm a bit late but i gotta say this is so well written, can't wait for the next one^^

[@abadron1626]

come on mate the videos 50 minutes long i need at least one toilet break 😂😂, class vid as always can’t wait for part 3

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha so ya want it shorter?

[@abadron1626]

@@marcgallagher32 no i just needed the toilet could’ve watched another 50 mins

[@billbillson3129]

Hahaha I didn't realize this was almost an hour when I clicked it, but I am less than 5 minutes in and already laughed 3 or 4 times! Thank you for making and sharing with us you legend!

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha hope ya enjoy the whole thing.

[@billbillson3129]

@@marcgallagher32 Yep! Thoroughly satisfied with my decision to watch it all. 10/10!

[@psilovecybin5940]

Ginny ate all the bananas. Or did she..? took me a while, you're disgusting, I love it

[@GhhGhh-i8o]

is it related to the plot ?

[@jamiebaker8017]

This made me so fucking happy ya bloody legend…. Keep them going…

[@marcgallagher32]

Glad to hear it mate. Wanting to make people smile is the reason I do this.

[@harikyoki]

cheers, mate, for the laughs! really needed them xD Looking forward to your next video!

[@jallemanden21]

Aboslut amazing mate! keep up the work!! 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks legend ❤️🙏

[@Xplisyt]

Watching this for the 8th time, I'm still sad there are no eshays in the video. Great one though, always gives me enough to get me out of the bed. Can't wait for PoA, cheers legend

[@yazzers7940]

19:55 actually I was in the shower listening to this video 😂😂

[@lindz9341]

Watched this multiple times already, eagerly awaiting episode three.

[@eelkemulder7329]

I love this so much please continue and cover all movies ❤❤❤

[@NickLamoureux]

Pelican as a insult is awesome

[@Real-MemmeB]

This is just the Aussie version of pitch meeting.. I like it

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha I definitely cribbed the format. So I have acknowledged it both in the video and the description. These will quickly evolve into their own thing though.

[@nokowinsidence9854]

Watching this all the way through was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@marcgallagher32]

I see what you did there 😂

[@Allendosseldorf]

How come Hermione is always able to do spells outside of the school but the minute Harry does he gets a court trial??!!! 😂😂😂

[@Lil_Lola44]

Because Joanne can't keep her wizarding world straight in 2019 she claimed Hogwarts didn't have bathrooms and plumbing till the 18th century 8 centuries after Hogwarts was founded which well makes the whole chamber of secrets thing existing hella confusing.

[@herculejoestar5809]

@@Lil_Lola44 There is clear evidence that the Chamber was opened more than once between the death of Slytherin and the entrance of Tom Riddle in the twentieth century. When first created, the Chamber was accessed through a concealed trapdoor and a series of magical tunnels. However, when Hogwarts’ plumbing became more elaborate in the eighteenth century (this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence), the entrance to the Chamber was threatened, being located on the site of a proposed bathroom. The presence in school at the time of a student called Corvinus Gaunt - direct descendant of Slytherin, and antecedent of Tom Riddle - explains how the simple trapdoor was secretly protected, so that those who knew how could still access the entrance to the Chamber even after newfangled plumbing had been placed on top of it. this is the explanation for that I was able to find not sure how legit it is

[@herculejoestar5809]

@@Lil_Lola44 I believe the HBO max version is gonna be able to make all the lore fit together a little better

[@tgiacin435]

@@Lil_Lola44it’s explained in the books. The trace only alerts the ministry that magic near an underage wizard has occurred. In more magically dense areas like a wizarding house or diagon alley it becomes harder to detect. And really it’s up to enforce the rule of no magic outside of the school. For Harry, he’s the only wizard on privet drive, so when they detect magic, it’s easy to figure out who it is based on context. With Hermione, she was in a location surrounded by over age wizards. But also in the book, Mr. Weasley was the one that fixed Harry’s glasses

[@samsung70346]

Cuz by that time, conspiracy. Cuz Fudge is a wanker.

[@larryrottenberk7771]

Didn't expect the most wholesome, loving character to be a complete demon, only 4 minutes in and I'm glad I'm high

[@marcgallagher32]

Lol probably for the best.

[@jibblypibbles3461]

This is great, excited for the next one!!! 😂

[@el_moose_874]

We need a whole series of these

[@exoterric]

Its all very silly, but masterfully landed social commentary hooked me.

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks legend.

[@jeremyvonbertouch]

Total missed opportunity missing a bunnings/gunnings joke there

[@marcgallagher32]

Something tells me bunnings will be in the next one.

[@RonanBergin]

Hey Marc, I'd love if I could have your permission to start a channel inspired by yours. It would be a channel just about Aussie's explaining movies and doing skits, much like your channel! Thanks a lot. Love your content! 😁

[@marcgallagher32]

You don’t need my permission but I appreciate you asking. Go for it.

[@gregsmith1746]

I think video like this are better then pitch meeting

[@cronic932]

Actual really good vid nice one watched the whole thing and never got bored

[@ticky7817]

Nothing better than coming out of a 2hr fantasy draft and instead of inspecting my team...i was racing to the end so i can watch this. Priorities! Thx Marc!

[@spikeripper1]

Ok so when can we expect the prisoners of azcaband love these videos keep them coming want to hear the whole series good work again 🎉

[@jangofett4840]

please do the rest of the harry potter movies, this shit is GOLD

[@nicoorda3933]

JKR

[@wormwoodcocktail]

15:10 YOOOO shoutout to DogPack

[@petersamu8248]

Severus Simp...🤣🤣🤣

[@MrDanger88]

This is almost half the run time of the actual movie 😂😭

[@marcgallagher32]

lol maybe we can make the last few as long as the movies themselves?

[@RoseQuartz692]

@@marcgallagher32 hell yeah perfect way to rewatch them

[@Buck_1337]

"Leaking from the gash"? Lol, I've never heard of that before

[@kiwiadventures3773]

I used this for a book report for school as I could be bothered reading the books. As it turned out it’s not my teacher has an appointment with mum and the principal on Monday.

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha oh dear

[@stilescd7213]

The idea that Dobby is on drugs causing him to run around banging his head into things is genuinely plausible. Whatever the hell is in Malfoy's secret stash is evident here.

[@marcgallagher32]

I think I'm onto the real truth behind house elves here.

[@arasgee9184]

I love you man. Top notch content

[@droppedonthehead]

Hello there marc 👋 please continue these

[@marcgallagher32]

If ya'll dig this one too then I definitely shall.

[@skyrimisforthenords8312]

So this is what harry potter seems like when you watch it upside-down. While huffing gass and slamming fosters.

[@DylantheVillain1612]

This is worth the wait!

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw I’m glad to hear that legend ☺️

[@stimpybigboy1]

The Ryan George appreciation was glorious 👏🏻

[@marcgallagher32]

Gotta pay respect where it's due.

[@graduator14]

Bloody Brilliant! Just how I remember the original movie!

[@ShionChosa]

You know it’s hard to find a “Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles” 🐢 t shirt. Ninjas were banned in the UK during the 80s-90s and I hoped to find a relic of that era.

[@marcgallagher32]

Were they? That's crazy.

[@scotthammack5591]

You know there's something remarkable about hearing everything that I thought about this movie in Aussie accent makes it so much better.😂😂😂 Thank you

[@Hiro_7318]

I can only imagine what dementors will be explained like