Marching Band as Vines

[@juliannemclaughlin6352]

I laughed so much with the subtle changing of “flutes” to “piccolos” Also, speaking as 5-year color guard veteran, the color guard ones are so painfully accurate

[@extrabangtan2972]

I'm a Flute!!

[@silentartist562]

@@extrabangtan2972 me too :)

[@ayoitsjax1873]

I'm a freshman color guard and I agree

[@peaches6453]

Hun i couldnt agree more with that, being a guardy is fun but we end up just being like these vines XD

[@capriisunnyvods9599]

Yeah guard is accura- PATRICIA

[@sinnysins8779]

Yet another ridiculously accurate example of marching band

[@andrewentwistle3386]

Was about to comment that. It hurts how accurate 😂

[@sinnysins8779]

@@andrewentwistle3386 yesss, I've found my people through the comment section xDD

[@sidtran4258]

yes

[@justajely7372]

Accurate

[@emmamae6490]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@sizzabear-2445]

We all came here bc we’re band geeks😂😂

[@greymoon9753]

Band is like the big gang in the school cranking whenever we want, listening to clips all day, some people stoned all day (not in school ofc, I do not at all fr), and people can't tell us shit besides staff, fuck with one they gotta take they whole section lowkey especially percussion sections because they're always strong ash because they're always pushing the floor. Band is not a geek activity. It is is a lifestyle

[@greymoon9753]

Well nvm depends on what type of college band your hs is based based on Corp style, HBCU, etc. But we all have the same two staff and the same musical enclinement to us anyway so Ohana means family

[@mchamburgerslice2870]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[@mackenziesteele734]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@saltysue5766]

Lmao true

[@nicolerockers]

It's hilarious to see a field gudge focusing more on not getting run over by the hundreds of students in a AAAA band then actively judging.

[@Tai-ei3sp]

nicole rockers try being 5A

[@mellocheers9062]

My band director told us that if the field judge was in our way and we ran him over to keep proper formation he would buy us a steak dinner.

[@silentspirit8923]

This actually happened in my 3rd year of Marching Band. One field judge kept getting in the way multiple times. By the third movement we decided that if they weren't moving, they're getting run over.

[@FireKnightESD]

Try judging a AAAAAA school

[@usefulpineapple4538]

*laughs in 5A band*

[@Hallucinationss]

Ok who here has dropped their instrument during rehearsals

[@Hallucinationss]

I guess so it probably suffered dents

[@basementvibe2441]

I didnt know my case was open one time and it was standing upright so as I pick it up, the case swings open and my baritone falls out 😅 Luckily the bell only had a minor dent that my band instructor some how fixed...apparently he opened my case to show a new band member what a Baritone looks like and forgot to flip the clasps back in place...so technically it wasn't exactly my fault.

[@sarventevalentine1629]

yep. i'm in pit and my entire rack just flipped. *the scariest day of my entire life*

[@elijahvazquez3260]

Christian Binetti I launched my baritone off a prop once. Bent my bell 45 degree. Not a fun day. Almost cried.

[@tseries6622]

Yes I have. And I teared up. :,)

[@dokibunni]

THE “WHEN THE BAND DIRECTOR QUITS” MADE ME CRY OH MY G O D

[@UmaZooma]

S A M E

[@haileyhudgins9443]

Omg YES!

[@grivinex5990]

I felt that but with both my band and choir directors...

[@guard_grandma]

I died!! Ours just left this year 😢

[@iankane5402]

Ours was "reassigned" as a loophole to fire her. She brought us pop tarts man, pop tarts.

[@waisaaa]

1:13 I’d like to take a moment to thank God for this masterpiece

[@KAIsibs]

Welcome to the Tuba/Sousaphone section my friend!

[@anacabell8112]

IKR 😂

[@OrangeySnicket98]

Hey, that's me! (The one on the left, specifically.)

[@izzyc4030]

"SoMbOdY dIe AlReAdY"

[@gabrielpetersen1308]

as a sousaphone player i have never thought of using my instrument of making lightsaber sounds until i watched the clip about tuba/sousaphone

[@cupidsisters1121]

0:00 that's totally my band teacher. Today I told him," See you tomorrow!" and he replied," Ok thanks for the warning!"

[@kyanavigil4698]

"Please nobody die, that's too much paperwork. If I get hurt you call the office then the hospital then my wife but never my mom"

[@mellocheers9062]

I know right? Like the average regular teacher is so boring and they don't let u get away with anything and then the band director is hilarious and makes a bunch of jokes and performs a dance to try to teach the correct articulation and you could have a bonfire in the band room and director would give a sh*t as long as the trumpets hit their high Cs perfectly and he got s'mores

[@nathannolte4333]

Olgah With An H this comment is a masterpiece.

[@DemigodGreenie]

My band teacher decided to try a kid's oculus before after school jazz band and it was hilarious he had no idea what was happening

[@nordesse]

0:12 I just burst out laughing because oH GOD IT’S TRUE. 0:24 As someone who plays both flute and piccolo, I can indeed confirm.

[@alricskaggs1243]

i as well, being both, agree

[@chrismeganhenry8400]

Me too

[@maitecervantes7879]

I play flute in my band it so true 😂

[@ellex5113]

I also play the flute.

[@bkittle4396]

Ok but the flute/piccolo thing LITERALLY

[@trashfourlife]

hOly the SeCtIon LeAdErS AND THE SAXOPHONES AND EVERYTHING ELSE DAMN

[@tidepods6871]

Saxophone here

[@kaylee4262]

Another saxophone here❤❤

[@carlwheezer3214]

Tenor saxophone here.

[@Cars2155]

Section leader here

[@KD-qn4to]

Tuba here

[@tf2engineer]

*BLOW SQUARE BREATHS*

[@shanerdude8121]

*B E S U R E T O T A K E A N O S H A P E D B R E A T H*

[@endergamer7483]

What kind of fuckery is this?

[@tchit8792]

Band Directors: "we want blocks of sound"

[@tf2engineer]

@@lmaowhom9801 When the director tells you that your tone is bad but not how to fix it :p

[@ember_shep8181]

When the captain says underwater breathing * F U C K N O*

[@juulzlolz4558]

0:24 *when a clarinet squeaks (Every. Single. Time.)*

[@katiemcdonald547]

I cannot relate more!

[@epicbrumoment8810]

haha lol so true

[@Xvrmz3]

LMFAOAOAO fr

[@strawbewryyy]

When my clarinet squeaks it's like there's an imaginary camera and I just give it a disappointed look because I'm ✨weird✨

[@maryclairewatson7527]

I legit play the clarinet and it squeaks like 800000 thousand times

[@Lys228]

My favorite thing about the saxophone is when you try to play high G but you can’t quite get it and you sound like a dying goose 😂

[@knifecrxw]

High G is easy what do you meeaan

[@newmilo3736]

@@knifecrxw for some depending on where it is

[@newmilo3736]

I had to play a regular G in front of the band and I froze and it sounded terrible because of my mouth shaking 😂😂😂

[@abtinmahdavi5903]

Like above the range g or normal g because if your In high school and have touched a saxophone more than 2 days in your life a high g should be second nature

[@eltucan6816]

My favorite thing about the clarinets is they try to play high notes but then thy squeak and kill ur ears it’s great especially because the clarinets in my band suck

[@orangebandanaboi48]

You forgot Trombones acting like they're cars

[@starunderswap8154]

Yes we do. We like to sound like cars, it's fun. =P

[@nobutternotes]

Star Sans Yes, it is.

[@nobutternotes]

And also the pink panther theme

[@starunderswap8154]

@@nobutternotes yes

[@boltk1tty]

Star Sans oh yeah!!!! We do

[@cicidiaries]

During marching band camp we had a dress up day for fun where the theme was memes, and the clarinet section did the exact same meme from this video.

[@merkedmiles4655]

CiCiDiaries same

[@aniillyy]

we had a meme theme too and we did the patricia vine for the colorguard lol

[@olivialeighanne7210]

schizophrenichamaeleon same oof

[@collinpearce9030]

During my camp camp the whole week was different themes and one day the theme was vines and i was halarious

[@cicidiaries]

@@aniillyy Haha, lol. I didn't realize that theme days were such a common thing in marching band

[@clementineb8352]

1:02 - that was without exagerating the first 5-10 minutes of every single band rehearsal in 7th and 8th grade

[@sprooch1043]

Clementine Briant I can attest to this. And, at the end of every rehearsal for like a month in 8th grade, the trombone section would play the national anthem. And the whole class would stand and t-pose in a circle around them, and even the band director would clap afterwards. Every. Day. For a *month*

[@grace5203]

Yes but we play baby shark or careless whispers

[@escgaming6868]

“Blow square breathes” Me: wtf (tries to blow square)

[@stephreynolds2078]

Lmfao same. My band director would say something like that to my band.

[@escgaming6868]

Steph Reynolds lmfao

[@thegamingflutist482]

Same at my school

[@saiyanrose5206]

I do Percussion so i don't know what the hell that means.😅

[@jeffreymartinez6064]

Whaa kind of fuckery is this?

[@haileyhudgins9443]

When you can't find your uniform, " HONEY? WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?"

[@aestheticallydispleased1097]

I deadass made that joke last Friday when I couldn’t find my gloves and shako.

[@bepispepsi8180]

Hailey Hudgins I’m sure a shitload of band kids that know their memes have said this

[@carmenfrost3649]

Best comment so far

[@phanicatthefallingoutwattp617]

as a clarinet player-it’s true

[@somerandompersonofficial]

Soooo true

[@emilyinhernaturalhabitat4708]

It's so trueeeeeeee tho

[@heyitscj7726]

There needs to be the clarinet section leader off the the right wondering why the hell they had to pick clarinet

[@theoneguywiththehorseandth7515]

I have found my peopy

[@sugar-rice]

Something I would do

[@chloetovar6387]

1:00 Yeah that's a trombone, but don't you think that kid would be percussion, too? Also, this made me wheeze

[@jdtheoriginalg8521]

T-BONE

[@ethanryan5634]

So... the Bone-Zone at my school decided to learn that and play it in the stands.

[@jessiwats27]

Funtime Bailey me and my freind cole plays that cole is trumbone im percussion

[@jesusdominguez9384]

1:00 Me, the fellow trombones and percussion during 3rd period

[@mellocheers9062]

So I have two band directors and them has twin sons who are about five and the percussionist kid is literally them

[@that_random_fangirl2342]

as a clarinet player I can confirm that our instrument is the best for stabbing people *is typing this as I watch a trombone and clarinet fight, clarinet is winning* (Update clarinet won, but the trombones went to regroup, the war is starting) (Update #2 clarinets have French horns, tubas, flutes and, saxophones on our side, and a trombone is spying for us, but the trombones have the trumpets and baritones)

[@1SunnyDaze0]

Any updates on the state of the war??

[@1SunnyDaze0]

@@laughoutgoudo1084 You know what, fair enough. But you gotta admit, trombones have the range advantage. They can bop people from a distance!

[@yoricksrestingplace]

No, we are better at making people go deaf

[@rileygifford7645]

Um. Excuse me. Flutes are undoubtedly the best for stabbing people. Aiming for the eyes always works.

[@mcmactheaveragesunbro8741]

@@rileygifford7645 who needs stabbing shen you have a bass clarinet you have a stabby beg and a blunt weapon all in one

[@frunkle7896]

As a trumpet, I can confirm that this is accurate

[@kissesofyourlips]

Agreed lol, finally after 10 minutes of searching I found the comment I was looking for. I am the best Trumpet player in my band!!!!!

[@rayzr1120]

marctnt that’s what we all say don’t we.

[@kissesofyourlips]

Well some of the trumpet players at my schools have lost their egos they are losers, being humble is for losers.

[@derpderpyface5246]

Agreed as well, the only difference is that we can't even manage to do our drill yet, let alone actually play the music with the drill XD.

[@Endry_R]

If you're a trumpet how are you typing. Your valves nor anything else will work properly as fingers, you horndog

[@soup2284]

[Awkward decent at times playing coming from the flutes] _[SHRIEKS OF TORTURE COMING FROM THE PICCOLOS]_

[@katelynviszoki3832]

Yo piccolo is freaking amazing

[@goldybays8654]

Oh my god the flutes sound like tornado sirens in cadett band

[@Elizabeth-824]

As a piccolo player, yup!

[@untameablewolfy]

Coming fron a flute player, you hardly could hear the flutes anyway during marching season.

[@holybamboozler]

The band I'm in is the best We are smaller than average We do lots of visuals And best of all I play flute and WE DON'T HAVE NO PICCOLOS

[@hackermanxdd]

nobody : literally no one else in the school: The Conductor : 2:30

[@stalis3356]

I am a flute. No I don’t mean I play the flute. I mean exactly what I said, I am a flute. Name: Flute Race: Flute Gender: ??????????illuminati confirmed

[@siri3441]

Same, though

[@bavarianmapper4566]

You're name is Unknown You're race is Card Suits

[@harpyhelp]

Your gender is high notes and struggling to breathe.

[@stankatbarrell9878]

I'm flute and I'm neverintunewhileplayinghighnotes gender

[@minicookiescraft9626]

Wait, not trying to be sexist, but is your Gender Flute? I’M SORRY IF THAT WAS SEXIST!!!

[@TheSplitlip]

1:27 the whole band @ my synth

[@oceanbarnes5260]

ChillOut Joshua everyone hates the synth players 😔

[@damiancrowley666]

Synth is lit tho

[@aydenkoyanagi1727]

Synth gang unite

[@brandonmarchese4696]

I felt this on another level

[@LonerChief]

I guess I'm that random trombone player who hits a Synth player out of nowhere

[@kitariauthor5943]

‘Drum Majors in the Midwest’ ...😏 We have been summoned.

[@entpanimatics8070]

they’re the second most annoying only thing standing in their way of the title is trumpets

[@exstreamise302]

You forgot clarinets who think they're the shit until they try and blow a high C

[@silvermist4110]

1:29 omgggg why is no one screaming how true this is XD but i love my gaurd instructor. Just don't be Patricia 😅

[@muncho1021]

Why is this so accurate... ESPECIALLY THE SAXOPHONE VINES

[@glmalkus22]

Avon Lang the saxophone was very accurate 😂

[@pbjsandwich9845]

Avon Lang as a alto sax I can confirm it accurate as well

[@demone1687]

As a saxophone I say it's accurate

[@FranciscoDiaz-nv4ly]

As a bari this is inaccurate because i can barely maoe a sound

[@Changanator]

I dont need to say it, but as an alto sax, yup

[@fluffyspooks3786]

**sees marching band** *accidentally references something*

[@skullcrushxx]

*g-note*

[@thefandomfish3071]

i cant bREAHTEHDKDBDJD

[@yeehaw2177]

Eeeeee!

[@saturnsfalling9140]

SAME

[@angelinaburbank7053]

O M G

[@sashamarrin2375]

Why are the percussion ones so accurate though. R. I. P my section.

[@petrinawilmot8161]

Same

[@PresidentNUT]

Same and i am a freshman

[@aesopsaintours4491]

Agreed. I've spent near as much time falling as hitting the response, unfortunately. Aren't tenors great?

[@rileynixon8253]

Lmao same

[@aesopsaintours4491]

Only makes the section leader one more accurate.

[@sayumblike8534]

Im not gonna lie, I got offended from the rubber chicken saxophone vine lmaoooooooo I've played alto for 3 years and now im starting Tenor sax and I can't say that the vine isn't correct :,))

[@sayumblike8534]

@ALLISON HANSON ooh! That sounds fun

[@zenixrl_]

if you haven’t already switched tenor is best sax alto is goose and bari is tuba v2 hahaha lol i love tenor i’ll probably not switch to bari any time soon since i’ve already played alto

[@mellocheers9062]

I watched this one marching show and they had a soprano sax and alto solo

[@hannahhadley8261]

I play alto and the number of times I've been asked to play Tequila is a few too many. Also honor band tryouts + hateful reed = beautiful rhythm and technical skills that sound like a duck. I'm struggling

[@jiyatulshi8357]

* cough cough * *I play the freakin' TRUMPET!!!*

[@cyrusbruch9832]

Jiya Tulshi SO DO I LMAO I ONLY PLAY IT CAUSE ITS EASY TO CARRY LOL

[@nomnomraptor722]

Yall are weaklings XDD Im a baritone

[@cyrusbruch9832]

Shadow_Moth Siref baritones are just wanna be tubas I play tuba right now lmao

[@jiyatulshi8357]

Lmao I also play trombone.

[@plus_cosplays]

Jiya Tulshi what’s up bro. XD It’s true we may as well admit it.

[@JoCE2305]

Im a section leader and trumpet. Hell yeah, im full of myself

[@teri829]

Of course 😂😂I play trumpet but I’m also in color guard

[@halo3ratofficial704]

Sameee

[@autumnnova2105]

KartoffelMann21 I’m the only trumpet in my band.. so I gotta use all DAT BRETH

[@JoCE2305]

@@autumnnova2105 That was me last year but this year we got 3 new 7 graders

[@nicholascolafrancesco3932]

did you know that playing flute automatically gives you superior genetics?

[@annabethchase4326]

1:00 the kid is percussion.

[@maragale1944]

That's honestly me since everyone else in percussion has at least two years more practice than me👌👌

[@sasharose2393]

There's this cymbal player at my school who always starts doing that whenever someone starts playing that song.

[@themoniathansnest5404]

Annabeth Chase the best combo, low brass and percussion

[@gabrielletavarez4005]

i am a snare drummer, i can confirm. this is tea

[@ashlynnheller8400]

At my school a baritone player plays it. The percussion is us slamming chairs kn the ground.

[@lilylou3848]

0:29 Yay where is my clarinet squad boisssssss

[@hannahblack7770]

I have literally watched like 5 of these and everybody does the guard so dirty

[@emilyhunt1666]

Like...its not wrong tho...

[@nikolesn275]

@@emilyhunt1666 Same girl. The inner levels of guard.

[@Morgieee]

Its not wrong. Our guard is dirty

[@ARandomDonut]

Cause they don't even make music smh

[@nikolesn275]

@@ARandomDonut *Band director, "sing your parts" *Guard, "woosh, whip, swoosh, toss, hit a band kid, die"

[@moonmanmoonman9400]

1 foot ball member didn’t like this

[@orlywolf2885]

Moonman Moonman *FOOTBALL FIELDS ARE FOR BAND PRACTICE*

[@flamejackal3284]

Football is simply a warmup for band.

[@toxicv3x]

I'm in football and band and I liked this

[@aprilclayton8326]

Because they had nothing to do while on the bench...

[@erwinschliemann7482]

What are those footballers doing on the marching field?

[@cadenthecucumber4778]

This is Accurate Trombones are memes Trumpets are egotistical Color guard is gay

[@melonlord4889]

True

[@wildflower18]

That is 100% true in my band class

[@Hm-ff9ly]

My dad is a band director and his dad was one as well. I play trumpet and I can confirm that there are trumpets like that.

[@Christian-tc1cr]

Unfortunately, at my school, trumpets are one of the most disliked instruments (out of marching season). That’s why I’m in pit :)

[@orcatect3426]

I play trumpet, too, but I personally don’t know any trumpets like that. Most of the ones I know are pretty down to Earth

[@myaswanno5207]

I love how the band attacks the field judge XD

[@alexandertran4693]

Mya Swanno well we get extra points so... why not??

[@tianalewis3209]

Yup, our band director said that if we knock over or run over a field judge we get 20 bucks 😂😂

[@myaswanno5207]

@@tianalewis3209 I bet your band director was the dude at the beginning XD

[@tianalewis3209]

@@myaswanno5207 she is 😂😂 its crazy

[@silentspirit8923]

Last year we literally almost ran over a field judge cause he was either on our pathway or he was on our dot. My friends and I were like, "if you ain't moving, we running you over."

[@kingkloudprix7514]

I’m a flute and I’ve been in high school marching band for only 6 weeks now The piccolo is very true

[@robinfarris8526]

You are not allowed to speak if you have only been in band that long. JK. But still. I've been playing tenor saxophone for 4 years now.

[@Book.Of.McKenna_]

Epi Martinez flute also

[@PKcoach]

:3 sorry

[@harukorose3370]

Hello fellow flute player! :D

[@yeahoh2222]

Y e s

[@novanadir03]

1:00 happens in my band class a lot...the baritones and trombones play this while the percussion hits their instrument, and the rest of band stomps their feet or clap their hands

[@xxnvytechxx6417]

Try seven nation army…

[@inkeye9241]

As a flute, you are correct.

[@emreva1357]

Another fellow Flute player!!

[@catalinad6982]

@@emreva1357 yay flute players

[@emreva1357]

@@catalinad6982 yus

[@thegamingflutist482]

I have found my people!

[@emreva1357]

@@thegamingflutist482 u flute??

[@ArcticaTheFox]

Omg I remember almost running down a field judge XD I SHOVED him aside with my body. Just wanna say... sorry dude but orders are orders.

[@kileefox1033]

Arctica The Fox it’s hilarious when we’re practicing and one of the band helpers is standing on the field so when we start marching he doesn’t realize we’re gonna run him over. So just seeing him try and run out of the way it’s my favorite part of practice.

[@themostlyharmlessfandragon8861]

One year, a field judge got stuck in a circle of tubas

[@greymoon9753]

Well if someone in your way, "Run that bitch over" said my band director in 9th and 10th

[@roselover2525]

Oh yeah we were told not to stop for anything. If there is a field judge in the way, you knock them over and march over their dead body.

[@fireyalex]

My band director actually wrote in some traps in the drill because he wants to try and trap some of the judges xD

[@kottonkandy0962]

I can confirm that trombones act like that 100% of the time as I'm a trombone.

[@pie4]

Kottonkandy09 I’m a #fakesousa. Trombone that is now a tuba

[@littlewhale8086]

* I am being 100% sarcastic* it mush be hard to true if your a trombone, must be hard to eat anything without any hands. ...I’m sorry

[@pie4]

Little Whale oof

[@leedleleedleleedlelee6188]

I play trombone and my section leader looks like Frozone. And during band camp we made sections shirts and his had Frozone on it

[@pie4]

Can Yee Save My Heavy Obsession of Emo Band Ships holy shit! Not my section leader but a senior looks exactly like fronzone, and he always dresses up like him for any even. Did a frozone themed proposal for hoco

[@justinthepirate4621]

I love how us clarinets are just shown to be weird idiots all the time

[@charliechimento852]

As a trumpet, mellophone, and saxophone player I can testify that those are true. I used to be such a jerk when I was a trumpet but once I switched to tenor sax I realized the error of my ways. I still play trumpet though. I’m just not a jerk.

[@introvertedasf461]

CC Productions I’ve played trumpet for two years and never been a jerk lol

[@charliechimento852]

Charlotte Miller you’ll get there. I’ve played for 8 years

[@greymoon9753]

We not jerks, we just cocky so they call us dicks

[@gabm5967]

thats exactly what a jerk would say

[@charliechimento852]

Hoodie Soul trust me, we are really all jerks. Come back when you play another instrument.

[@emobean]

me, a clarinet: CORRECT

[@theoneguywiththehorseandth7515]

Me a fellow clarinet:I love what he just said

[@silver_gamer1014]

It is also accurate for me too Lol XD

[@cr0w5_]

Me, part of drumline: ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

[@ashley-mx6gv]

Yessss

[@oliviakalwani3117]

Yas fellow clar

[@Seldnic]

2:33 much too real i am in band i know what chaos goes on in the bus

[@wamsCoastSmoker]

the one about drum majors at the beginning is accurate asf like wth

[@jillianhardy106]

The sad part is, the saxophone one is so true that it hurts xD

[@glmalkus22]

JSH110011 agreed

[@pbjsandwich9845]

JSH110011 as an alto sax, I can also confirm it

[@Kevin-ek1su]

As a bari sax player, not so much

[@silentartist562]

Band director quits... *sorry to inform you but I got better job* says a few weeks before school starts and everything goes to chaos hmmmmmm to accurate

[@silentartist562]

@@bo_san.mp4100 that sucks dude mine quit XD

[@greymoon9753]

Bro something similar happened to us but he didn't just quit he had to leave, finna grind this season

[@silentartist562]

@@greymoon9753 it's happening to me this time now because competition!!! *AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHA*

[@smolemma9643]

1:00 my trombone friend did this in the middle of class lol

[@richyv.v1110]

smol emma what do you play

[@leilacruz1758]

As a former clarinet player I can confirm that this is correct!

[@MagixxzDC]

same 😂

[@brryony64]

I'm currently a clarinet and we are a cult

[@mediocre_skewber]

*former?*

[@GibbLn]

The Worst part is. It’s true. I know that because I play clarinet in my school band

[@parasiticalibis2369]

Lol same.

[@silver_gamer1014]

Yesss Clarinet Squad!!

[@pandafamily1314]

band sqaud goals

[@turtlepowers7286]

Same

[@angelofthedead5589]

Y E E T, ninjas of the band 🤫

[@aprilhall4171]

Pit Percussion: *plays sail* *SMASHES KEYBOARD WITH FOOT* "SAIL!"

[@allisonlee5168]

Omg yessssss are you in put too??

[@allisonlee5168]

Pit*

[@aprilhall4171]

Yesss

[@allisonlee5168]

Haha I make pit vlogs sometimes and were an interesting group lemme just say that

[@aprilhall4171]

My group is full of spongebob memes 😂,and it's my first year in marching band. I'm originally an orchestra kid but my teacher last year (who is also the band director) wanted me to join. I'm glad that I agreed to it because it's been so much fun.

[@spongecooper3810]

The breathing exercises one hit on a different level.

[@kiddfaith4397]

Cooper Moore No kidding. I took private voice lessons during high school, and I swear sometimes that felt like exactly what I was being asked to do. 😂

[@sam_wuz_here5977]

I can relate to the color guard vines 110%

[@thecamobaron]

Band Director in South East and West USA: I know what you are doing. Band Director in the Mid West: I HAVE THE POWER OF ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!

[@jcb986h2]

I was clarinet player, and I’d say that’s about accurate, we had some good times being total dumb asses. Also as a recent graduate, that’s about how us seniors acted

[@kaitlynguerrero3289]

That girl Patricia in the color guard vine is my former Spanish teachers daughter

[@maggo4950]

Me: I feel personally attacked by your version of the saxophones. We are the best, most meledolic, amazing instruments and your just jealous. *goes to play saxophone and sounds like a dying seagull* Me: *see?*

[@BogBod436]

I am proud of being able to play a sound range from outraged goose to melodic forest nymph xD (same)

[@Lys228]

hehehe... Hehehe just about every saxophone in my band... :p

[@thethunderant9208]

The band I’m in Everyone: PLAY CARELESS WHISPERS saxophones: 🅱️

[@BogBod436]

@@thethunderant9208 same but i play epic sax guy 😂

[@Gahsonie]

AND IM PROUD TO BE A SAXOPHONIST

[@slyravenclaw6355]

This is 100% TRUE I am A Saxophone player I play alto and Bari but this was pretty good

[@spoonvvv]

Ayy sax gang 😎 🎷

[@anacabell8112]

I play Alto Sax ...

[@kathysteveking]

I play alto and in highschool I'mma switch to soprano

[@09DinoDino]

@@kathystevekingswitch to Bari it is so much better

[@oliviapeterson8945]

i'm a trumpet in band, but in marching band, i'm in the colour guard, I'd like to say that there's at least 3 people crying everyday. It's rough.

[@flamejackal3284]

They’re crying because they don’t get to be useful by actually playing an instrument.

[@oliviapeterson8945]

@@flamejackal3284 imagine if there wasn't a colourguard, though. pretty boring if you ask me.

[@flamejackal3284]

hizy I mean, I suppose yes, if the band matches a straight block the entire time, but in my band it’s mainly the band doing all the block movements, the color guard gets positioned in regards to the actual musical part of the band. I’m also a trombone, so it’s only natural that I insult the guard in the funniest way possible. Yeet.

[@oliviapeterson8945]

@@flamejackal3284 trombones and mellophones do that in my band lmao. it's good

[@cyborglion4179]

Shots fired

[@Audrey-xe7it]

The trumpet one at 0:41 was oh so true🤣😭

[@carolynmoore5755]

Clarinets are accurate

[@isabelm9751]

Agreed

[@CaspianTheGh0st]

Yup

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

As clarinettist can confirm.

[@guy9228]

Yea

[@alexchannon]

Clarinettist here, I can confirm 😂

[@Nosleep___]

As a saxophonist, and a band member I can say this is 100% accurate

[@glmalkus22]

Leanne Armstrong yup

[@saltysue5766]

Agreed

[@sarahdavis4345]

I love saxophone sections. I’m not in it, but I love them. 😂

[@dontpanicatthehorseshow521]

Sameee

[@jefftheantisocialbi1478]

My school has an extreme competition between band and choir (I’m in choir) and it got to the point that my choir class went into the band room during rehearsal and just started singing/shouting in french.

[@Miranda-vc3ny]

JeffTheAntisocialBi lmao at my school you could have two music classes im in choir and in band

[@gingechicken7394]

The choir kids almost had to come get a band KID to conduct because they didn't have the teacher that day and the choir kids were so bad lol. Ps if that choir does the screaming again, just have the band blare loudly at them, you won't be able to hear them.

[@yeahoh2222]

DANG LMAO

[@lorrajoy]

JeffTheAntisocialBi boi sign me up for your school that sounds so fun

[@gingechicken7394]

Queen Lorra I'd get to into it and shove my flute down their throats

[@avacadojelly6277]

Hi I'm a marching band geek and I support this video

[@mimimann7400]

LMAO i play flute and that's true haha

[@porgiawesomeness5549]

Even my middle school band experience was perfectly summed up by this.

[@averagegirl7113]

As a saxophonist I am offended...but you're not wrong.

[@xastrocadet]

Rebecca Leonard the saxophone section I'm in just yells to establish dominance...

[@saltysue5766]

I always play forte forte to assert my dominance to the band as and alto but the tenors and bari always tend to win that battle

[@BrainyAshes]

CAN WE HIT ONE MILLION VIEWS ON THIS VIDEO???

[@emibentley8566]

as a section leader and piccolo this year and flute player for many years I can say these were accurate 😂 edit: the baritones were accurate too, my boyfriend is a baritone and he is in the army too lol 😂 another edit: as a senior I can say that the senior one is accurate for literally everything senior year not just marching band

[@silver_gamer1014]

My boyfriend also plays baritone but we are both freshmen. I play clarinet for marching and it was very accurate and i am bass clarinet for concert season

[@katies4981]

Honestly never seen anything more accurate and funny at the same time😂😂😂

[@morromenos1016]

Senior: drops instrument and backpack, jumps into trash can. Me: Same

[@mellocheers9062]

It's actually kind of funny, at the end of marching season all of the freshman are bawling like "WE'RE NEVER GONNA MARCH WITH THESE SENIORS AGAIN" and all of the seniors are like "YEET"

[@allirose3736]

1:47 hits too close to home. We had a band director for like 40 years and she retired about 2-3 years ago. Then we got another director. She taught for a year and then a week before school started she notified the district that she was leaving. Then throughout the next year we had 4 different directors one was an old guy that could not hear and really didn't want to be there. Then we had a creepy old guy who scared me and knew nothing about double French horn (my instrument) and kept trying to get everyone to play trumpet (the instrument he played). Then we had another teacher just as like a filler for a week. Then we had a lady who would throw things at us when we weren't being quiet.

[@Draemon_88]

Damn

[@Ruben41441]

Good for u

[@magicalsquidunicornssovern7883]

As a mellophone player- *painfully accurate*

[@introvertgonwilde6751]

Magicalsquidunicorns Sovern MELLOPHONES UNITEEE

[@lukeshannon6713]

iM a mEllOpHonE tooOoOoO

[@samanthaclear5651]

I is also mellooooooo

[@dulcesanchez4002]

MELLOS cOmBiNed

[@clover2556]

We deny it, but we all know it’s true. Mellos unite!

[@josephinewisher7032]

Lmao 😂 I’m in Colorguard and this is very accurate😂

[@coreyo6256]

Josephine Wisher facts

[@andreapelayoofficial5462]

Same

[@hillarymcgee9152]

Josephine Wisher same here😂😂

[@adrianmurphy3956]

Sameee😂

[@madisater]

same💀

[@joychoi2395]

Hahaha I would do the light Saber noise while the flutes swing their instrument around (sousaphone). Sometimes I'd just put the bell on my head walk around like a headless chicken ( as what the seniors would describe )

[@achairstudios8730]

Ok, so I'm a tuba/sousaphone player, and one Baritone will not stop asking me and my fellow tubas to wear the bell. One day, one of the other tubas just put the bell on his head for no reason before a game, and the baritone literally bowed down to him. It was the weirdest thing I've seen in the band thus far.

[@mcmactheaveragesunbro8741]

One of our susas wore a suit of armor made of sousa bells

[@achairstudios8730]

@@mcmactheaveragesunbro8741 I saw that somewhere. I don't remember where.

[@devastatixnwillreign]

i’m begging my sousaphone/ tubuist friend to do that

[@jaydenisaacs4855]

1:35 is definitely my color guard. We’re so sassy allll the time but we love our band so much

[@freliedraws1958]

But French horn... Jk, I play trumpet.... And French horn!

[@maddyhoverter]

French horn isn't in Marching band at least around here but they're in the concert

[@rg-qm1oi]

@@maddyhoverter our marching horns are mellos

[@aditi3412]

*cries in french horn*

[@thatmomentwhen345]

French horn is in marching band... It’s called _mellos_

[@mellocheers9062]

OMG ME TOO I play horn in concert mello in marching and trumpet in jazz

[@nixthelapin9869]

My former color guard couch actually knows the guy who yelled Patricia! Spoke to him over the phone, funny guy!

[@ianstines4527]

It’s cool that they include percussion pit

[@allisonlee5168]

Fellow pittist?

[@skye4638]

Pit unite

[@liyah4116]

_viola gang_

[@statingtheobvious8119]

Students before class starts *FFA ON THE DRUM EQUIPMENT*

[@roselover2525]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE.

[@felixsleftmostfreckle2417]

As a flute/piccolo player, I FROGGIN AGREEE

[@samadbadar7382]

In my school we cannot have trumbones in out marching band because 3 years ago a trumbone sliced a persons face

[@kamilee4123]

samad badar I feel like there's a story behind that

[@forestwulf828]

Uuuuuummmm sliced? How? What happened?

[@tseries6622]

Wow😂👌

[@gabbie.rb13]

How?

[@Squidy218]

WHAT?

[@thesanman3071]

I’ll only say it once “you disrespecting a future U.S. army soldier”

[@amyshea8337]

The trombone is definitely right And band bus And clarinet What happened to euphonium?!

[@jackisgone]

Euphonium is awesome! Its pretty much the same thing as baritone, but baritone has valves on side and euphonium has valves on top. No other differences really

[@loganmiller7827]

Nothing about falling over while marching? My band has so many stories (more than one involving me) about people falling over while marching. Also as a trumpet I can tell you that the trumpet ones weren't exactly right. We usually are cocky while at the same time having zero confidence in ourselves. If you could've found one that portrayed people hating each other that would've been a god fit for my schools clarinet section. They hate each other so much it's funny.

[@sushiTM]

In my band this is also truue! Clarinets don't get along with no one but themselves..

[@goshdangit4503]

The trumpet one is pretty accurate in my band class ;3

[@collinbowman6088]

CapicDaCrate what instrument do you play

[@goshdangit4503]

@@collinbowman6088 Flute ^^

[@autumnnova2105]

OH NO ITS THE FAVORITED FLUTES THAT THE TEACHER LOVES BECAUSE THEY CHOSE THE FLUTE WHICH THE TEACHER PLAYED

[@autumnnova2105]

Btw I’m the only trumpet in my school band, so I gotta be heard over the DANG PERCUSSION BLAME THEM

[@goshdangit4503]

@@autumnnova2105 actually my teacher plays the trumpet, and we are actually one of his least favorites ^^"

[@Menotyou-him]

2:51 perfect

[@loganmiller7827]

Cuz almost all the seniors in our band quit. There's an average of one per section now.

[@PresidentNUT]

That is when you don't want to go to class, why did i do full time???

[@matherly139]

0:17 as soon as I changed to a drum major in Iowa I had intense crack head energy

[@foosington]

The sousa's with the damn lightsabers 😂 I can't stop laughing

[@the_nicolas_cage_pillow5807]

This is so true. AND IM IN MARCHING BAND!!! Even the trumpets, being one myself for 3 years (not that long ik)

[@chloeamelia1789]

OMG THE TRUEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN

[@taylor7043]

I'm in band and 1:51, so true...

[@offtothenextadventure4048]

FLUTE FAMILY

[@felixsleftmostfreckle2417]

MEEEE🧘🧘

[@QueenAaliyah_xx]

Me

[@Dijazqjak]

OH hI siSTer-

[@ashlynnheller8400]

Im here.

[@shphlif]

Heeerrreee

[@nestorghost]

Boi, I'm a baritone and this is SO accurate *YOU'RE D-DISRESPECTING A F-FUTURE ARMY OFFICER*

[@amayajiselle7096]

Baritones unite fam :')

[@forg7430]

Am I the only one that named their baritone?

[@nestorghost]

Bella Draws my band director gave me two baritones because I'm smol. One to keep at home and one to keep at school. My silver one is at school and my golden one at home. I named the silver one Luci (lucifer) (I'm an SPN fan, don't judge me), and my gold one Michael. So yep. I'm an SPN fan so... PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME

[@forg7430]

@@nestorghost what SPN?

[@forg7430]

@@nestorghost also I named my baritone stawberryshortcake raspberry blueberry