Typical Band Instrument Stereotypes

[@LaurenBradleyVideos]

Lol hi so I know that we are missing mouth pieces and that we used the tuba for the euphonium part. Lowkey never expected this to blow up and its just us straight roasting our friends back in high-school. It's been incredibly hilarious over the years watching y'all come up with way better stereotypes than we did! This has received way more clout than it deserved lol. I just wanted to say thank you for watching!! Idk if anyone cares about this fact but I played the clarinet and the dude played the tuba :)

[@Zonksmobile]

Lauren Bradley, I Am A Trumpet Player From Tennessee!!! I Agree With Some Of The Trumpet Stereotypes!!! 😁😁😁

[@jazzybballs]

I thought i was trippin that “euphonium” was huge compared to mine lol

[@elliep9893]

I am a clarinet (and saxophone) player, too!! 😄🎷🎵

[@RaulRodriguez-sc6fc]

The tuba part is so true though😂

[@skellysnipergaming182]

OMG, I SWEAR I JUST SAW MY BAND!!!!

[@hannahp125]

Clarinets: SQUEAK! “That was me.” “My reed is chipped.” *hits clarinet on stand* “ouch”

[@jumiebeeps]

I- No that's pretty accurate I've done that before

[@Fluid_XD]

ok i have home room/1st period band so i am like really tired and i thought i was the only one that did this lol

[@lem7384]

bro this is accurate

[@ac5027]

Very true

[@gracehenry6925]

I play the clairenet and that is accurate

[@schnibbleschnubble3819]

Bass clarinets: *not in the video* Bass clarinets every day: *forgotten* Me, a bass clarinet: ahahaha i get it

[@sadduck1737]

Agreed, the blacksiphone needs more attention

[@zacharylarocque8158]

last year I was the only tuba player in a band with three bass clarinet players. you could hear me over all of them (no offense intended for bass clarinet players)

[@Lyra0702]

Oboe's in my experience are the most forgotten instruments in my bands

[@PKcoach]

hahaHA

[@HI9043]

Lyra0702 lol try bassoon, at least y’all have the melody, half the time the band directors will forget to rehearse our parts

[@hoottoad6492]

Bassoonists are basically non existent at this point. I’m the only bassoonist at my school which isn’t that great.

[@speedytommy1733]

Same!

[@monothepanda]

That’s true. People don’t consider bassoons. ;-;

[@thebananaofnarnia]

Dude I’m trying to get my BD to get a bassoon I really wanna plAY IT

[@nickroh.6088]

I feel your pain bro

[@theseuskuchta6153]

Bassoons are actually really hard to play I should know I play the bassoon and let me tell you we are the crazy ones out of the band

[@ArtemisPlaysGamez]

flutes: exists band director: PLAY LOUDER

[@wormthejay2851]

aRtymis 24 yes

[@derpysheep5872]

aRtymis 24 but they can’t play loud

[@letirz]

flutes: plays louder than usual band director: YOU GUYS NEED TO BE IN TUNE. U ALL SOUND REALLY GROSS AND UGLY. UR FLUTES UR NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND UGLY

[@asahi-3423]

as a flute/piccolo, I agree with this statement.

[@valerier3673]

For the low notes this is true. For high notes we can get out of control

[@johncoyle8551]

The only way this could’ve been better is if instead telling percussion to play their part you said “everyone but percussion play”

[@user-lu4xp7iv8c]

John Coyle LOL ACCURATE

[@thegamingrogue]

Suprising thing but in our school the percussion plays almost every time basically in a duet through quintet with the other sections

[@JustJqy]

Legit I'm in class I be like BRUH I WANNA SHOW OFF LET ME PLAY

[@therealGR38]

As a percussionist I can confirm this is true

[@bilboteabaggins2734]

BRO RIGHTTT

[@charlenewco]

“Your clarinet sounds weird... I don’t think it’s in tune.” Me: “It’s not a clarinet.” “You’re kidding, right?” “No.” “Then what is it?” “An oboe” *“A what?”*

[@ravioliravioli118]

Oof my best friend plays an oboe.. yup

[@millieh6763]

Omg I'm the only oboe in my band, that's all I deal with

[@Vain_Trolling]

Me too

[@Mackeca]

I have had that happen to me so many times

[@arandomthing2489]

Me

[@shgh2695]

Clarinet stereotypes MOOOOOMMM!!! Yea? I need money for reeds!!!

[@lexispareaccount7769]

Pffffffft yup pretty much sums it up

[@duffolicious]

Now just imagine needing oboe reed money lol

[@foxtatertot]

Omg that is so true.

[@macymccadden8923]

Me

[@bepispepsi8180]

shhh 26 there’s more of those when you go to marching band

[@AcStudios4]

For my school the Sax's are just almost always playing careless whisper And the flutes are snakes

[@awkwardvulpix3085]

Lol, you must come to my school then xD

[@milehin333]

RIGHT! the saxes at my school also play 7 nation army

[@adankpenguin7713]

I'm a percussionist but I have a sax just so that I can play careless whisper lol

[@noname8354]

All the saxes in my band hate it except me

[@JOEMAMA-te3ru]

I'm an Alto, all we do is talk about Vines and memes And all the flutes are Instagram™ snakes And the clarinets don't play, yet they use 5 reeds a day

[@BeeSavior]

Playing with spit in your french Horn is the worst oh my god

[@thereckoningthot5807]

The ominous clicking sound of spit will forever haunt my dreams

[@maddyterrell0]

Then, if your instrument doesn't have a spit valve, you either have to take all of the valves out and empty them individually or you have to spin your instrument around and around

[@masonfarmer5014]

Ya haha and people are weirded out when I am practically taking my instrument apart to get spit out

[@woodland2808]

Agreed, then the annoyance of dumping it out

[@Maurice_nex]

beesavior I know how you feel

[@madeline8616]

as a percussionist I can confirm I don’t do anything most of the practice

[@kamilee4123]

Maddie I know right half of practice is just waiting for everyone to play the right notes and in tune which we don't have a problem with.

[@adankpenguin7713]

Same but when I do play I get yelled at for playing incorrectly:(

[@mrs.burrito5393]

trashgal yeah

[@jojoyoyo1723]

Tbh half the time there isn't a percussion part so my director just adds random stuff in, half the time I don't play lol

[@donnie7013]

Director: We're gonna set by set and chunk the show. Percussion: f u c k

[@oddi_bun]

as a trombone i can confirm we love to talk about the iraq war.

[@dancerswithtalent4912]

The trombonists in my orchestras always make car sounds

[@garrett3698]

Tromboners, lol.

[@cadenthecucumber4778]

The section leaders yell at me for talking about ww2

[@lmnop6947]

Lmao also my section makes weird noises by tapping the mouthpiece😅

[@jonathonholtzclaw958]

Oddi-Bun me and my friend are just racing on our trombones

[@sfrn2321]

“Trumpets only-Go!” *plays* “This is in piano, try again, quieter” *_No, no I don’t think I will._*

[@troyandrade615]

I play quiet..

[@RavenLunatic517]

@@troyandrade615 Congrats, do you want an award? /s/

[@troyandrade615]

@@RavenLunatic517 I'm just saying that not all trumpet players are idiots, you don't have to be a jerk... Seriously...

[@asssmacked5943]

the quietest they can go is mezzoforte :l

[@troyandrade615]

@@asssmacked5943 I practice quiet a lot but it's difficult sometimes a don't use enough air and just blow air through my instrument...

[@snowraven3069]

“Euphoniums play your part” **has a flickin tuba**

[@korispencer9201]

swear

[@plasmakid4762]

I got slightly mad as a tuba player

[@korispencer9201]

@_abby flaherty88_ same

[@mdbjackson5377]

@_abby flaherty88_ same but in my case I am french horn and it is with the clarinets and saxophones

[@RavenLunatic517]

That's kinda the opposite for me XD I'm a Baritone/Euphonium and half the time I'm the only one in the band, but we have 2 tubas so they usually get to play

[@domio5343]

Trumpet personality was on point, but should've been playing louder and higher

[@kleptozach411]

Domio yeah and they should have randomly started playing the Star Wars theme

[@olivias4887]

klepto zach. Yeah, or just blasting in general

[@jazminewhite6012]

Domio I hate to agree because I play the trumpet but it's really true

[@cpjh5528]

Jazmine White There are three types of trumpet players. The stereotype. The players who know they're bad and don't work to improve. Then the actually good players 😂

[@jazminewhite6012]

Cpjh true that. 👍🏼

[@Fluid_XD]

band teacher: alright class be quite the two kids in the back haing a full drum set wile all the rest have snares : Oh So YoU wAnA pLaY tEqUiLa ?!?!

[@dianaarcher8454]

I have one kid in each section in my band that fits each of their stereotypes 😂

[@Sle3plessNights]

Diana Archer Don't we all? X3

[@MittensZora]

Same

[@akib5257]

Lol. The only one for my band that didn’t really fit was our oboe. Cuz that’s me and I’m usually in tune when I go tune.

[@thegamingrogue]

I have one kid that fits every stereotype on different days

[@swiftieizzy13]

same! i’m the oboe in my band and i’m normally in tune. also not most of these stereotypes are in my band. the flutes trumpets and french horns are not like that at all.

[@mharney423]

I find it weird how accurately this depicts rehearsals....

[@jessiwats27]

Percussion: •STOP HITTING ME WITH THE MALLETS •WHERES THE TRIANGLEEEEEE •YOUR NOT ROLLING RIGHT •* goofs off when band teachers talking * * accidentally hits mallet on bells * sorry * •goes to stop it with mallet hand * * hits it again * SORRY

[@marisaoickle7461]

as a percussionist, this... this is what we do.

[@edmnerd8105]

BRUHHHH SO TRUE!!!!!!

[@huffytun2340]

Can you save comments?

[@mysticcow9621]

I did that thing with the bells today it was quiet then I accidentally hit it, and legit everyone looked back at me ;-;

[@untitledtitle_9228]

Nope

[@Tuesday531]

0/10 sax didn't play Careless Whisper

[@noname8354]

Timothy James how could he play it without a mouthpiece?

[@karapetrich303]

Trueee

[@ryanlucey785]

Omggg trueee

[@Error-4O4]

Our band teacher had to ban careless whisper because people were playing that during rests

[@flashnrt]

Why do people think that’s all we do?!!!! I hate it! We play other stuff too, ya know! Like epic sax guy, um... tequila, um... actually that’s about it. Except me, I play tenor sax, and me and my low brass buds play megalovania, crab rave, once me and my friend who plays pretty much every (low) brass instrument went to the commons at our school and he followed people around playing the following fat people thing (until our band director came and got mad at us)... um there’s more, but I can’t really think of them

[@aikaterinejackson4119]

Clarinets really just complain about their reeds

[@abigails8507]

Aikaterine Jackson sad but true lol

[@honeybee4300]

Aikaterine Jackson no we dont

[@aikaterinejackson4119]

yes we do. think about it.

[@mifweamagiks9984]

Aikaterine Jackson cause they always BREAK

[@katecoman521]

Aikaterine Jackson I'm a bass clarinet and we call ourselves the depressed shady bitches

[@sock7025]

me, a saxophone, *" i ate my reed "*

[@aubreyelliott6034]

Bro I actually swallowed part of my reed. I felt this

[@aubreyelliott6034]

@Mikeymagz y e a h

[@-kiwiflower3783]

ah yes, i also consume my reeds

[@aubreyelliott6034]

@@-kiwiflower3783 don't we all at this point

[@lillilo4323]

My fellow saxophonist swallowed a piece of his Reed and he choked hahaha

[@irisvea6001]

Personally, I don't act like that flute... But it very accurately represents the people in my section.

[@lynnlo]

Ye

[@pancakes4322]

Lolol same here

[@1.1-z9d]

A Wild PotterLocked Whovian Has Appeared! I sense a hypocrisy here

[@kenny8150]

How did this thread turn into people fighting over clarinets and trumpets...?? Literally every school is different. Also, why does someone even have to be better? Can we not just all be polite since we all obviously love band?

[@Mica_T]

I agree that flutes do talk a lot.

[@zad9760]

The saxophone didnt even have a mouthpiece

[@foxtatertot]

Yeah that bothered me too.

[@emery6049]

Same with the oboe

[@mercury7235]

Because they were just borrowing it to make this and they don't really play those instruments and didn't want to dirty them because others use them

[@ashagalvan4500]

Sounds about right

[@Danny-ls7hb]

Lmao. Its just cuz they are always having trouble with their instruments.

[@4rivers4]

Clarinet stereotypes "Squidward" Reeds

[@arandomshark2667]

You have no idea how many times I have been asked if I play like squidward

[@arandomshark2667]

@@az.e1618 It's ok, if you play good, you play good, ya

[@arandomshark2667]

@@az.e1618 Np I've been playing clarinet for 4.5+ years I still love it and I'm glad you enjoy your instrument too

[@misery_fell]

me: *proceeds to squeak intentionally and play meme songs the entire period to piss off my director*

[@shylaskye]

yes

[@grayvetrain]

I play percussion and all I can say is That was 100% accurate

[@umber1301]

Grayson White I

[@jacksonbryant9054]

Grayson White true expect if they were pecking it would have been 110% accurate

[@emilysolomon9039]

No. My percussion is ALWAYS PLAYING

[@3ki3ra3]

We are always being loud and can never sit still lmao

[@obi-wankenobi4301]

The complete opposite of my Drumline

[@kiwisamara4547]

The saxaphones: u hit me with ur bass clarinet The bass clarinets: suck it up and deal with it

[@jakebramhall3479]

Kiwi Samara that’s not the worst of it. My friend had a low C that a tenor sax broke by putting her instrument ON his. She still hasn’t paid for the repairs.

[@emc246]

@@jakebramhall3479 Don't worry, not all tenors are bad people. We're usually at least more normal than the altos.

[@writingwizard4227]

EM11212 I can confirm that is true

[@mollysummerrock3916]

I’m a bass clarinet and that’s my life with the saxophones and this one kid I accidentally hit him every class and he is like that

[@mollysummerrock3916]

succulent recc how mean

[@NoVaOnYT01]

In case you don’t get the basson part... The joke is that the basson is so ducking quiet

[@yvonne5931]

DrNoVa you speaking French? It’s spelled bassoon.

[@ralphyarl7346]

There isn’t even bass clarinet though

[@morganbarnum1028]

I don’t think so because the euphonium part was just the same

[@RealTimeFun]

@@morganbarnum1028 The euphonium joke was that he had a tuba instead.

[@pretzel2545]

@@morganbarnum1028 they weren’t the same because on the bassoon they press buttons with it in their mouth but the other one shows them about to put it in their mouth

[@stacyk123]

Trombones. *General gossip and current events.* "Trombones, play your part." "Oh, we actually get to play today? Wait where are we? Crap, hey can I borrow some oil?." "25...2...3...4.. 26...2...3... 4...27...2...3....... shit I lost count! Dude what number are we on?"

[@madison_life_lol3160]

Stacy Koopmann this is so accurate

[@letrombone3683]

@@madison_life_lol3160 Yeah... frickin 50 measures of counting the rests to play 3 notes. One time we got up and went for a cofee.

[@games4nerds777]

Sounds so accurate

[@vampkillr]

Stacy Koopmann BAHA

[@emilysilvernail4769]

I'm sorry this is so beautiful but I can't like it. It's at 69. *please understand*

[@crystalcat5634]

as a bassoon im just happy someone included us. we mostly just get overlooked

[@hoottoad6492]

Fr I’m like the only bassoonist at my high school and my director will forget I have the same part as another section and I’ll just sit there like “...aight then”

[@Guardianbassoonist]

@@hoottoad6492 ikr then I just don’t play and justify it with, “but you didn’t tell me to!”

[@thomassmith0009]

By some freak of nature my high school managed to have three good bassoonists and the band director just went ham on making the band bigger

[@crystalcat5634]

@@hoottoad6492 bruhh- it’s been two years and I’m just remembering this comment. But facts like my director I had this year, never remember that me and the bari sax played the same parts as some other instruments and we always got the least reps

[@crystalcat5634]

@@thomassmith0009 my 7th grade year I had 3 bassoons as well lmao…I made the adv. band at my middle school…kinda small band with three bassoons…I miss not being the only player

[@yoshiyahoo1552]

I was honored that the French horn went first, and immediately disappointed

[@dcallendar7294]

I literally cringed hearing it

[@jessecastor2579]

Same man same

[@kammiewilson8321]

Yoshiyahoo same. I’ve never heard a French horn sound this bad😖

[@Just_Smile-u9e]

I'm the only Double French horn player at my school the others are single horn players we all suck-

[@fionna32gaming46]

reed breaks in half Me: *GODDANGIT I CHIPPED MY REED* Clarinetists relate?

[@lorettatroyer4151]

I can

[@4rivers4]

Yep.

[@arkersarson]

y E s

[@rosiesante]

I have a whole collection of broken reeds

[@fsdhuy]

Even worse for bass clarinet

[@whyareyouhere4224]

should’ve made the saxaphones playing careless whispers then the teacher saying that’s not the song

[@sleepingdragons57]

I have two saxes that just randomly play the Soviet Russia anthem and we are number one and recently started working on the Rocky theme and I just dont understand where they have the time to learn these songs.

[@arianajazlene7508]

Oboe and bassoons can relate: When you chip or break a reed and you have a whole mental breakdown cause they took forever to make or they were really expensive $25 dollars expensive They break so easily it is not even funny

[@RyleeJ-wt5ve]

Yesss

[@honeydewmelan445]

HONESTLY THOUGH!!!! It’s kinda crazy how easily they break!! Like, you don’t notice, but all of a sudden you can’t play, and it’s like “oh what my reeds cracked when did that happen this one’s only like negative two days old”

[@Edgbear]

Yeesss, I’m an a oboe

[@arianajazlene7508]

LPS Hydra how long have you been playing

[@arianajazlene7508]

LPS Hydra I have been playing for almost a year now

[@tmmytm]

Percussion! Play your part! *Plays of tempo and too loud*

[@arizmack6341]

Or doesn’t get to play the entire time

[@andrewm5471]

*off

[@jacksonsharpe145]

As a percussionist, I'm offended.

[@untitledtitle_9228]

My school’s percussion is amazing and behaved

[@jacksonsharpe145]

@@untitledtitle_9228 As the "leader" of all 4 of us, I think were pretty good.

[@Personnamedhunter]

I feel like saxes act a bit weirder. Should have been wearing everything backwards or something.

[@mylesjohnson9814]

He should have been louder and been saying something about a broken reed

[@xiaicecream2464]

ThePeacefulForest Yes... I play alto The reed brand I use is so fragile I hate it xd

[@mylesjohnson9814]

Mi Mi The Dragon if you don't use Vandoren reeds I would recommend them I play bari but my friends that play alto use them and they have fairly good durability and they have never done me wrong yet

[@mylesjohnson9814]

Specifically blue box btw

[@carly7859]

lol I'm a girls alto sax player We usually just pretend we know Shît, and jam out in random Jazzy pieces

[@hannah4199]

Clarinets: Band Director- “put on your reeds now” Me (clarinetist) “PSST!! Can I borrow a reed? Mine is chipped.”

[@whosazalia]

Ayee Clarinet gang

[@mabelcedeno7024]

• No One here • YEAHHH

[@hannah4199]

Madison Sweeting “Pretty” underrated? We are so underrated, it’s insane

[@farmervillager8651]

Here, have the mystery reed

[@hannah4199]

Farmer Villager You have some how made this very creepy 🤣🤣🤣

[@zephyrtheoctoling2068]

I like how I play flute sax and trombone but I’m literally a clarinet 😂

[@huntermashburn7217]

Zephyr The Octoling lol. I play bb clarinet bass clarinet ukulele violin and trumpet but im literally percussion.

[@sarahvatalaro1066]

The tuba player in my band has a running record of how many times he’s fallen asleep in a rehearsal or concert The total is at like 5 now

[@spookree5835]

The only accurate one was the saxophones As a flute, none of us are like that but I will say that none of us actually play because no one can hear us

[@llamabox3047]

I am a saxophone and I dont think that is all correct we have a try hard in my saxophone group and only one person in my section hits on people lol but a few of us know meme song but not really Careless Whispers though lol

[@spookree5835]

Llama box My saxophone section is mainly boys who think they’re all that matters

[@llamabox3047]

Lol I feel bad for you dang

[@letirz]

flutes are like the background of the melody, its there to add volume but u cant hear us for shit

[@pikuijgh]

Excuse me? I play careless whisper

[@ethanayala822]

Modern trumpet players: "REALEASE THE MEMES!!!"

[@jellibean1286]

Lol that’s my whole band 😂

[@Goth-CatMom]

Tru

[@morgancloer265]

Ethan Ayala yes

[@sleepingdragons57]

That's my saxes. They play Soviet Russia anthem, we are number one and the Rocky theme

[@writingwizard4227]

Ethan Ayala saxes too

[@MelodyMaestroMarco]

As a bassoonist, I laughed so hard at that! Also loved the flutes because that’s hilariously true!

[@hotkoolaid_1651]

I want to know what this would sound like if the whole “band” actually played the whole piece

[@Ethan-sg8ig]

i play bassoon and was really hyped to see what u had to offer. enough said.

[@audrajones8158]

Tinyman Me too, it actually did make me laugh though, just because of the accuracy😂

[@noname8354]

Same!

[@tonigreen9376]

yeah same

[@TheJudyChiffon]

NosnhoB_NahteB same

[@MittensZora]

Same

[@laytonrosen3656]

But that wasn't a euphonium...

[@d3adgamerz719]

Exactly what I came down to the comments section to say.

[@mitchelpenney8161]

D3ADgamerZ it made me sad

[@znachary]

Layton Rosen yeah. that's the 1 instrument I was waiting for

[@mitchelpenney8161]

B. A.C ™ same

[@mothmansleftwing]

me

[@jackdeane5738]

Me, a trumpet player, when the sax next to me is playing louder than me: “Jesus! Play softer! I am clearly superior!”

[@Chrisnvmiss]

Haha a trumpet next to me is also like this. ( I am also a saxophone) what a coincidence

[@viaazx69]

the flutes are extremely annoyed when the sax's r *tOo lOuD*

[@Eesie_Lisie]

I agree with this as a fellow trumpet player in the back next to the saxophones

[@zeezeroevents]

Ase a saxaphone this is so true

[@Kenna002]

Wow, I loved the Bass Clarinet one. So accurate. Really represents how we’re always forgotten about. 😂👌🏻

[@jamesthomas9115]

Ong yea

[@juliajohnson8844]

They got the clarinet all wrong, we are happy to play our part! We just get bored while waiting for the rest of the band 'cough trumpets cough' to get their parts right.

[@okamiow4856]

Siberian Tiger it just depends what kind of trumpets you’re dealing with, I play trumpet but I practice and pay attention while the saxophones and other trumpets talk all clads

[@lilythatcher8836]

Siberian Tiger THANK YOU

[@CKatieM]

Yes! Exactly!

[@ren3212]

Siberian Tiger what is the deal with clarinets hating trumpets 😂 we are better! Your just mad cuz clarinets are quiet and never the main instrument! (Not trying to be super aggressive)

[@evii7912]

Siberian Tiger accurate

[@plasticdinosaurs7893]

As an oboe that was painful... they didnt even have a reed and oboe is one of the hardest instruments to play in tune but alot of it has to do with how far the reed is pushed in.. also i feel like the oboe stareo type is general akwardness

[@swiftieizzy13]

yeah it is, and i am anything but awkward in band lol

[@sedonaernest3851]

As a bassoon, i agree this is accurate Also all the saxes at my school only play the soviet national anthem, and thats it. It drives everyone nuts

[@andrewm5471]

As a bassoonist I feel pretty proud

[@zrxys6423]

Them alto saxophones in the back:QUIET *Plays random meme song*

[@4head628]

totally relate

[@glitchallieplayz230]

Pretty much, I'm a flute,but marching band season all I could hear was we are number one, megalovania, and the Russian anthem, lol I love them

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Honestly that’s more the trumpets at my school. The saxes, me included, just mess around a lot but somehow still play better than the clarinets

[@huntinghunter1001]

I like how Bassoons just do what they’re told and don’t complain. But as a Bassoon myself I can confirm that this is true.

[@xovirginiaox3564]

i’m pretty sure the saxophone didn’t have a mouth piece 😂

[@normalminecraftgamer1643]

Xo Virginia oX it did not

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

I saw that it cracked me up

[@CH_AnimationStudios]

I just realized he didn't have a mouth piece omg, I'm so stupid and I'm a saxophonist.......Bruh

[@josephcarden6778]

I can only speak for Tuba and Trombone, but they are accurate.

[@cadehorn4139]

Joseph Carden Tuba is painfully accurate

[@nicholastrombone9899]

No the Trombone player is awful

[@hner7794]

thats true, we should have been the talkative ones who always play with their slide and keep dropping their mouthpiece and forget things

[@phoebejones3814]

the trombone one isn't that accurate

[@TheRandomWolf]

Joseph Carden I play Tuba and it’s so accurate..

[@jimthejam4427]

In my school Flutes: VSCOs, don't pay attention Clarinets: care about their music Saxophones: playing careless whisper Tuba: blocks everyone's way when assembling Trumpets: always making a small group practicing music Trombones: meme lords: Oboe: practice one note at a time Bassoon: literal god at music Alto sax: can play their music like nothing Percussion: roasting gods

[@marissacarter8981]

why is this so true??

[@jimthejam4427]

@@marissacarter8981 😂

[@ka1ebsauce]

tubas/sousas are the most inconvenient instruments of the band, to ourselves and others.

[@ariannagorbet6674]

Then there is me, a young bassoon fan who supports everyone in the band

[@senk5946]

Then theres us euphoniums that just kind of play

[@caseyl563]

Does that guy just play every brass instrument known to man

[@Bella04849]

bro man12345678 I mean, brass isn’t the only type of wind instrument. Bassoon, Oboe, saxophone, flute, and English horn are all Woodwind which were in the video, minus English Horn.

[@LaurenBradleyVideos]

No he only plays tuba, we just grabbed every instrument after school that we could out of storage to make this :)

[@aubreeortega4388]

flutes:wait what band direction:flutes play your part flutes: wait what band director: FLUTES flutes: omg no way band director: FLUTES FLUTES FLUTES

[@andromedawilkinson4548]

Also the oboe stereotype is MOM I NEED 15 DOLLARS WHY FOR MY REED FOR HOW MANY REEDS? ONE WHAT!?!?!!?!? this is why oboe players are broke

[@ericaa.7933]

Me as a clarinet player on my last reed that’s already dead: *this is fine*

[@Awhjqiowksmfnfbfvsv]

Lol me as a sax

[@ItsThatMarioKid1]

XD that flute xD

[@theroleplaypack]

It’s so accurate tho. I’m a flutist and my teacher(I’m in middle school) is ALWAYS yelling at the flutes to play.

[@xiomararaffaele8560]

The Roleplay Pack see that was the opposite for us, as flutes we just constantly played and we had to be told not to play

[@carolrao9613]

My band teacher is usually yelling at the trumpets and clarinets to play.Prob different for all bands.

[@assiramsedivaneb8614]

Honestly for my school it’s not, we just talk a little, while the teacher helps some instruments *cough* trumpets*cough* get their shit together and play right

[@timroebuck3458]

Euphonium don't usually get asked to play their part. They're usually ignored.

[@evakennedy4531]

Clarinet was literally up to date but just instead of sunglasses replace them with clout goggles XD

[@mackenziekabrich2057]

Yesss

[@kalebbrown9146]

As a trombonist, I feel very called out.

[@ilove.cheetos32]

Once again the bass clarinets are left out smh😭

[@jamesthomas9115]

Ikr

[@ralphyarl7346]

Yes.

[@samf1378]

Bass clarinets are with the clarinets, same as bari sax is with the altos

[@Edgbear]

Hello, as an oboe I’m also forgotten, I think my BD forgot I exist

[@LaurenBradleyVideos]

my bad bro

[@lenaz5217]

I like that the oboe didn't even play

[@ilikerocks8766]

As a Tuba I can confirm that we do nothing but count numbers and play low.

[@maxicum]

The trombone is wrong, I usually just complain about not having anything good to play and complain about it being to hard if I do have anything. "I caNT plAy thaT ITs tO fASt"

[@yeetmeinahole7566]

As a bass clarinet/Bari sax player, this is relatable as hell

[@pastelstardustgacha5396]

The percussion one is super accurate. Here’s some weird crap that’s happen in my band without the teacher saying anything (Any time anyone even tries to whisper, or pull out a book while we wait for the trumpets to get it together, he catches them) 2 girls get out their phones (despite it being a no phone school) without being caught The 2 boys make inappropriate jokes to eachother in the corner The 2 previously mentioned girls get out really crunchy chips or some other loud/strong smelling snack (and still aren’t caught) I spin around in the teacher’s wheelie chair because the percussion section occupies the part of the classroom by his desk The 2 previously mentioned girls get out a fanfic that they’ve been working on and start writing it I get out a notebook and draw The 2 boys make fart noises to eachother behind the base drum I silently (but dramatically) reenact “You’ll Be Back” From Hamilton (while still spinning in wheelie chair) War breaks out and we all whack eachother with various sticks/the triangle Any time we have a playing test, he gives us chairs so we can sit down (the wheelie chair is the only other chair normally) Things like this have happened then- -Everyone else sits on the floor while one of us sits at the top of the stack -The 2 boys sit on the floor behind the bass drum or in the corner while one of us girls sacrifices 2 chairs for one of the others to sit on, while the other sits on the wheelie chair, and the one who sacrificed the 2 chairs sits on the tallest stack -We just ignore the chairs and sit on the floor, then dramatically rise when it’s our turn to play And like a bunch of other weird things

[@netodude3]

Low Brass: "I don't have my mouthpiece. Someone took it."

[@fallisolation9405]

everyone else: BUT I DONT WANNA!!! Bassoons: yea sure no problem mate,

[@Raven-ct6bi]

Percussionist: *anything weird, stupid, amazing, and flashy* What the band thinks percussionist do: TATATATATIGGATATATIGATTATAAT. BOOM BOOM CRASH WEEEEOW WEEEOW LELELELELELELELELELELRL HOIHOIHOIH CRASH. I’m a percussionist. I should know. 😂👌

[@natmcveigh3904]

I laughed way to hard at the bassoon one (as a bari player, I double the bassoons 24/7 and yet I have not yet heard them.)

[@Guardianbassoonist]

I play bassoon and I get that a lot😅 I’m like “omg I screwed that up so badly!” And everyone’s like bro wdym it sounded the same

[@phinhowe]

As a bassoonist, can confirm, we are constantly drowned out by one of two sections: A: The blasting brass players(usually trumpets) B: The tenor saxophones that sometimes double our parts, but "quiet" is not a word in their vocabulary, especially when the dynamic marking is "ppppppppppp".

[@HS-mn6jc]

Just the fact that bassoons got a chance in a video like this made my day. And yeah, you got us down perfectly lmao

[@MittensZora]

Same

[@yeetmeinahole7566]

No bass clarinet tho 😩😩 I cri

[@juliakra01]

Double reed representation!

[@tonybrizuela4200]

The euphonium in the back would probably be talking about anime

[@winglesswolf9867]

in my band 3 clarinets outplay the entire section of trombones even when playing Mf (although the trombones have been getting louder thankfully cause they were so quiet WE had to play quieter cause they just couldn’t play loud)

[@PraniniUrMommi]

Percussion play ur parts Percs: wait what song Wait what measure Wait, where am I

[@yuverao]

Hi I’m a random bassoonist coming through.. we aren’t that easygoing

[@kendallsonfire7924]

The think about percussion is that 1) The people who have a full on drum set think they’re cool 2) Snares don’t even TRY to get the tempo 3) basses. They can’t see the game 4) we have bells/ metal xylophones and we are OP AS SHIT 5) “Everyone play, but percussion” (We’re a concert band cause we don’t have the right amount of funds nor people to do marching)

[@allysonbirds653]

OMG I play the saxophone, and this is AMAZING XD

[@ph-jx4bd]

Allyson Birds same XD (Alto Sax)

[@carly7859]

Murphy Schnauzer Alto Sax too

[@ph-jx4bd]

Diamond Blue nice

[@carly7859]

Murphy Schnauzer Thanks

[@radioactive_baby]

I have to play alto, tenor and Bari....

[@morgankujawa2004]

The flutes wasn't even close to me. I'm the opposite. #TeamFlute

[@howmanypaiges]

Syreen Drew I'm a flute by I act like the trumpet

[@jeremiahroberts5068]

Neither am I! #TeamFlute

[@caitlynafflerbach4215]

The flute stereotype was nothing like me, also

[@ShinySylviee]

In my school the flutes are the quiet innocent ones until the band director isn't around. Next thing you know we're talking about excorsiscm and weed brownies xD

[@morgankujawa2004]

Mimiwarriors we had a concert the other day and now I fear my section. They wanted to have sex with a band director and i was dying cause the band director was married. I took a sick day the day after cause i threw up cause of them

[@lizettepecina997]

A clarinet players worst fear is a chipped reed. Also squeaking, hitting your mouthpiece, not be able to play the high notes without squeaking etc..

[@avapellot8140]

Trombone stereotype: WHERE IS MY SLIDE OIL!!!!! Euphonium and Tuba stereotype: WHERE IS MY MOUTH PEICE!!!!!!!!

[@delimellark664]

“French horns play your part” *The person makes the same sound as the person who ruins the reputation of the small group that is the French horns* *all the other French horns giving dirty looks* Band teacher “FRENCH HORNS SHUT UP AND STOP PUFIFN AND CONECT THE SOUNDS YOU ARROGANT POMEGRANATES.” *more dirty looks to the person ruining the French horn part*

[@taylorh638]

our band directors would dEstRoY us if we ever made those noises in our instruments-

[@LaurenBradleyVideos]

I'm glad we never showed this to our director he would have KILLED us

[@laurennielson3061]

Clarinets at my school are like the teachers pets😂🤙

[@lorettatroyer4151]

Its basicly the 2nd row in my band class which is made up of clarinets and trumpets (im a clarinet :>)

[@glitchallieplayz230]

I'm a flute,in my school we are the pets lol

[@Awhjqiowksmfnfbfvsv]

The saxes ( my instrument)are the pets in mine

[@madelinezhang9693]

As a bassoonist, I can say that we are very behaved

[@amiahdoesstuff4637]

My school band stereotypes 𝐹𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠: soft, calm and often the best sounding 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘀: talkative and they sound smooth ⓉⓇⓄⓂ︎ⒷⓄⓃⒺⓈ: loud and disruptive B͟a͟s͟s͟: often quiet and forgotten TᖇᑌᗰᑭᗴTᔕ: TOOT TOOT FART ᴅʀᴜᴍs:constantly banning and not actually playing what they have to 𝚂𝙰𝚇𝙾𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴: not enough attention but they kinda sound nice

[@what7643]

3:54 ¡tHaTs NoT a EuPhOnIuM!

[@jacobenglandvlogs6094]

I play trumpet and no joke the person who sits next to me does that all the time

[@CollnootGRW]

Sounds like the kid that bullies me in orchestra, for trumpets. But with cello. Man can’t even play a scale

[@samanthajohnson13]

As a percussionist I can confirm that our stereotype is true

[@sudachi4886]

As a Bassoonist, this is 100% accurate. Expect the fact that I sit right in the front 😜

[@emilysilvernail4769]

As a euphonium, I feel so unrepresented and represented at the same time

[@emmagrace9697]

Same

[@palmyraarzaga9828]

And the directors keep calling us "baritones" Sheesh.

[@ryyyan4795]

I mean, there are differences-baritones are the smaller one between the trombone and the euphonium, and the euphonium is the one between the trombone and tuba, and is bigger-but no one really cares or notices.

[@camdyncrosby6947]

I play saxophone for marching band but oboe for concert and I can say that the saxes stereotype is so true.

[@noname8354]

It's really accurate for everyone in my band (except me, who treats band seriously). Then again, I did switch to bassoon this year

[@rasta_boy1419]

Hahaha! Dead on! Bass clarinets don't exist!

[@ScisaacFisaac]

I like planez, the tubas are the same with me. And I played the baritone for a while, so I was expecting maybe for them to be more obnoxious but still pay perfect attention and are the worst when it comes to sight-reading.

[@HS-mn6jc]

Rasta_boy but... people always recognize bass clarinets more often than, say, bassoons...

[@Chloe-im9rc]

Hayden Stiegman haha, I play both

[@rsmith9782]

Yeah we have 2 in the whole band of 6 grades

[@ren3212]

Yes. Yes they do

[@Jaiii-vine]

As a flutist I am now legally a girl that will never play her part by: A: talking B: drinking Starbucks

[@emilyzervas3644]

As a bassoonist I feel personally attacked 😂😂

[@aaronpatten7310]

As a tuba player, I feel this on a spiritual level.

[@bugattiwu]

same...

[@SaneTheBro]

Percussion: WHEN CAN WE PLAY?

[@jaydapowell4759]

Y'all never add bass clarrinets to these videos which hurts cause you even added oboes and bassons!😭

[@ohnoimsam9634]

Jayda Powell well at least you get clarinets! When oboe/bassoons are sxcluded we don't have anything close to it.

[@jakebramhall3479]

I Am Awesome clarinets and bass clarinets are very different, and I’d say that in the band the only similarity we have is fingerings. Everything else we do and CAN do is different.

[@MittensZora]

@@jakebramhall3479 Bass clarinets are more like bassoons.

[@yeetmeinahole7566]

They had euphonium too, but no bass clarinet 😩😩 bass clarinets are always forgotten, even by the substitute teacher

[@melodybrown6915]

GO BASS CLARINET!!