MARCO RESPONDS: How to chop an ONION the REAL way

[@sanketsarang9930]

marco didnt chop the onion, onion made itself chopped. it was onion's choice to get chopped

[@shoto485]

Underrated comment

[@Tony-112]

Haha, thought the exact same thing.👍

[@iampuresalt]

He just stares at the onion and then the onion chop itself finely in fear

[@snackboxone364]

Marco is hella a lot scarier than Gordon: Change my mind

[@obe1withtheforce785]

@@shoto485 Your comment about this comment being underrated is underrated

[@samael5200]

What's so funny is he is actually so serious that you can actually believe it 😂😂

[@jaroslavslama8314]

Yeah exactly :D

[@bencaldona4437]

the amount effort on that crystals is hilarious and convincing

[@Aurora-lw1gb]

funnier when you also watch Jamie's version

[@limitlessmaster659]

Marco isn't acting here.. it's all using cuts from the original show

[@kuroyukikazekanade7557]

Leon Ambrose 😂

[@jrs89]

When he wipes the chopped onions off the knife on a box of Knor stock cubes I nearly lost it.

[@gr1nd3rtru34]

me too, came to find this comment

[@vedmaburuxova68]

STOCK POT

[@Pauly421]

That part killed me LMAO

[@stephennetu]

He is extraordinarily self-aware. I love it.

[@PathFind13]

HowToBasic Lite

[@aegis3141]

That face is so persuasive that I'd believe he chopped an onion like that

[@ShadowKiller_Chumbu]

Me too

[@jason854656]

Hes not really doing that. It's old clips and editing

[@xGoodOldSmurfehx]

this is so well edited i actually fell for it i can barely tell whats edited and whats real at all, truly impressive work

[@catsonfirelike]

This is so well edited I though it was Marco pulling a goof

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

IT'S NOT REAL?

[@LoneBerseker]

Its not reall??

[@urosmarjanovic663]

@@LoneBerseker Can't you hear the difference between background noise when his face is in closeup and ones that only feature "his" hands? :D But this was done masterfully. :D:D:D

[@hardlybreathe93]

@Singsing Number 2 Fans i cant even begin how masterful this comment is

[@Millacks]

I only noticed when the hands had a slightly different skin color to marcos lol

[@ginolorenzo4117]

Gordon: let the knife do the work Marco: let the pan do the work

[@jojo243]

Jean Pierre : Let the OÑYO do the work

[@Rick-5728]

Last night while preparing dinner, I set my knife next to an onion on the cutting board and then walked away to post idiotic comments on KZbin for a while. When I came back, the onion still wasn't chopped. Do I need a new knife?

[@Arie-hg8kq]

No, you need a new onion

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

Me: Let the chefs do the work

[@v3ryculturedman140]

Lmfao 🤣

[@virtual_viking8908]

You actually had me going there for a second. I figured either a) Marco has retired from serious cooking and has decided to parody himself Or b) Marco has officially lost it.

[@williamadolphe7921]

He had never found it to begin with. Which is why he is so great!

[@umarcga7823]

You made me laugh so hard that my laugh got stuck in my throat then I have to cough it out

[@yeshuaislord6880]

It took me 2 watches to realize it's edited

[@ImFromIowa]

Or b) he’s a culinary wizard that can cut unions by spinning something above it then put a banana in a paper bag then shake it up and diced onions. Guess you suck at cooking sucks at cooking compared to this wizard.

[@simonacland9028]

It's a) haha

[@xeikai]

When first watching this i was so puzzled at what he was doing because i thought he was dead serious. I love watching Marco and it litterally took me watching him smash the onion with the pan to realize it was a joke

[@benjimain6]

Wait you didn't fall for the rotating thingy? 😅 I need to smoke what you smoke 👍

[@ShyGuyTravel]

“I’m I’m honest ...” *Obliterates onion with a frying pan* “There’s less chance of cutting yourself this way.”

[@snackboxone364]

But higher chance of smashing your fingers

[@AndrewDaniele87]

@@snackboxone364 only if you hold the onion in place

[@Lancehendrix813]

@@snackboxone364 not unless you’re a sped.

[@abacaxisalgado4968]

"And if i'm honest..."* *Proceeds to finish off the onion*

[@paulandersbullecer3152]

I agree

[@UnbrokenWillll]

When Ainsley called I died 😂

[@puffpuffpanda4383]

If you are dead how did you type this comment ? 🤔🤔🤔

[@slavensmolcic]

Give your onion a good old rub. 😉

[@mrpickels98]

RIP

[@xalthzdornier4805]

@@puffpuffpanda4383 Well, well, well if it ain't captain obvious.

[@v3ryculturedman140]

Hehehe

[@999a0s]

*Marco Pierre White's Recipe For Chopping An Onion* 1 Chef's Knife 1 Onion 3 Knorr Chicken Boullion Cubes

[@evilsclub1]

999a0s Banana ! (yum yum)

[@watfordman]

999a0s Much like. Such wow.

[@ericlin2992]

999a0s jist

[@oviettetapp5318]

999a0s français svp

[@Frankenbum03]

999a0s OMG the chicken bouillon cubes, I can't read it without laughing

[@Ahbkz]

The reason why the onion wasnt minced nicely is because he spun the crystal too fast

[@suzesiviter6083]

Wrong, you add more bananas obviously!.

[@suzesiviter6083]

@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Not according to recent research papers, juju which we now know emanates from the bannadrine cells actually improves as it approaches its half life, the quantum binding and splitting process between banana particulates and onion occurs due to monolithic crystal photon acceleration as you most probably know.

[@suzesiviter6083]

@Baron Von Grijffenbourg The whole Zenaclostic debate is tentative to say the least due to B-cell metabolism affecting refractive index and H-field amplitudes leading to spore migration evolution-identified by Prof Janine flangeworthy in her 2018 paper. Indeed she demonstrated that even using bags devoid of the Beta-zenaclostonic cells still promoted medatinal and phonic drift patterns thru quantum tunneling effects. Then there is of course the famous paper by prof scrotafists research into flux-capacitor activation of Juju-enticed cell division adding credence to Flangeworthys tunnel theory.

[@moseslalmuanpuia8988]

swirly eyes

[@yeye8920]

Ahbkz I love this

[@ArcMaple]

I hadn't realised this was a piss-take editted vid, thought the chef was doing it all for a joke for comic relief or something!! Only figured out after watching one of the Jamie Oliver ones

[@jodamacotube]

I know this is a joke but Marco moves with such a grace and elegance in the kitchen.

[@noelsoong777]

love the product placement he knows how cheesy those ads were xD

[@SiliconBong]

+Yes it's funny The banana, that's the secret !

[@tsardine2573]

I so wish this was real

[@tmass1]

I haven't laughed so hard in my entire fucking life. god damn this hit me right. when the banana fell. i died.

[@pacificcoastbreeze]

It's funnier to see the Jamie Oliver version first so you get why he did the banana thing

[@stradzedm3536]

T-Mass? What are you doing here haha, I love your music man.

[@tadhg3]

I’m happy for you mate, when I first watched this I felt exactly the same.

[@jamescarr4662]

Ever ?

[@MimoTooThanks]

I really want to know how you manage to make it look so legitimate, love it

[@KeiMAn-zv7yn]

damn, your profile pic freaked me out

[@MimoTooThanks]

+Kyeongmo An haha, sorry!

[@GrantH2606]

nice profile pic

[@rgamer4272]

@@GrantH2606 lmao

[@lr6884]

The deadpan was perfect. I love him even more now.

[@danender5555]

Marco does not chop onion, he simply dissolve whole onion inside stock pot.

[@tragos3516]

The way they mimicked Marco's body language is just perfect

[@hafizulazri5353]

isnt this the guy who made Gordon Ramsay cry

[@Zip-id7pm]

Hafizul Azri He didn't make him cry, Gordon chose to cry.

[@venomf0]

Yurick Hunt lmfaoooooo

[@DS-yg4qs]

He didnt. Onion made him cry.

[@gunjeetsingh90]

And now Gordon Ramsay is the guy who will make you cry

[@MR77366]

Nope, that was The late Joel Robuchon... Probably

[@Jojje94]

I do like that all the big celeb chefs have their own little bags or pouches for the Cadbury fingers. They are, after all, an important step in chopping an onion.

[@EricChien95]

Its something that they all learned in the beginning

[@Velasca]

Absolutely essential. I love the quality of Marco's finger bag.

[@theonionsystem7779]

What I love is that they all love cabury crisps it shows that they're that good

[@iain2080]

00:51 God I love that sound of the pan reverberating

[@alexooi1016]

here to actually learn how to chop an onion. wasn't disappointed.

[@MorticiaObscurum]

The transition from 0:38 to 0:43 is just perfect. Like a scene out of The Prestige.

[@bierdlll]

What's amazing is that Marco's normal videos are just as equally funny!

[@xChrisS41x]

0:22 How lovely he "tucks the fingers away"^^

[@Perks30]

After I learned this technic my dishes have sent 5 people to the hospital.

[@riley8704]

What sold me was the little bag tap at 0:24. Exactly how MPW trained chef's "tap" their food. Immaculate.

[@lil5079]

The knorr stock pot at the end was the best bit 😭😭

[@michaelblower7363]

It's Marco's poker face that really makes it so hilarious! XD

[@husnurridhasyafni7188]

"heavy cast iron frying pan" and the 'ping' sound caused by it always got me. laugh my ass off.

[@McCullyClassic]

The vegetable stock pods at the end hahahahhahah

[@renabarca1328]

0:48 this is what Marco do to Gordon's head when he messes up at the kitchen during their time working together

[@MrButton1988]

The editing in this video is insanely well done. Originally I thought they somehow got Marco to act in this...

[@resellworld]

Fuck this is good! Please don't ever stop!

[@unearnedreservations]

There's something quite violent yet surreally beautiful about this video.

[@NotMikey437]

"He's nice, He's funny, But I think we're too busy to chat" *hangs up* 💀

[@timothygats]

I think alot of people are confused with what's actually going on here

[@CountSalazar]

Only the Marco non believers are confused

[@solarestone]

He’s chopping an onion

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

Well they should concentrate then. Or stop concentrating so much!

[@themightymeme4598]

Guys, this isnt edited. Ive tried these steps and they acually work!

[@Adam-zc3of]

Please PLEASE do something with Nigela Lawson! She's just begging to be messed with!

[@kalebsanchezgrainger9310]

Adam Bolton Yeah but if it gets cut too fine she'd probably try and snort it.

[@ddff2623]

Just when I thought there’s no way there could be a stock pot in this video, he blesses us with smearing smashed onion on a stock pot

[@craigedwards2940]

You have to love Marco. He's excellent and very entertaining without ever trying to be.

[@professorpancakes6545]

I actually believe this was real for a couple seconds, fantastic editing and filming.

[@stephenwithaph1566]

THAT'S where "You Suck at Cooking" learned how to chop his onions!

[@14_fazliferulliyudhawijaya62]

0:50 onion: (chuckles) i'm in danger..

[@sharks3010]

When Ainsley's face popped up on screen, I lost it! 🤣🤣

[@meowmeow21588]

I didn't even notice that that's not him the first time lmao I was like what the fuck

[@KingOfCoconuts]

you guys went all the way with the scenery. very nice

[@TheSnub]

***** Wait, you didn't shoot the entire thing?!

[@Andrewg820]

love how all these videos connect one to another one XD

[@nobiggietv]

Hilarious

[@iluvmuzic7298]

Fist comment after 6 years

[@agakath]

@@iluvmuzic7298 god ive already watched this but i forgot about it. the benefits of having a shitty memory

[@shamsheed1726]

I never knew he was this funny… 😂 always thought he was js super serious no matter where he went. So good💯

[@D4veJap4n]

I was already reeling from ainsley calling him and him going “he’s nice… no’’ then hanging up. I was already on the verge of death at that point but then the spreading the chopped onion on the packet HAHAHAH IT ENDED ME 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Narwell_]

The ending of gordon opening the bag of chips is perfectly spot on

[@pratikhazari3701]

Thought this was for real up until the banana-bag thing

[@RickyRisha410]

Putting onions on KNORR stock pot is a pinnacle in the history of ‘funniest things’

[@FerociousSniper]

The crystal is a vital step. Make sure you have a good quality one.

[@N0xium]

I like how every single one of these videos start off with MPW looking like an absolute villain

[@johntrains1317]

This is Fucking hilarious. And Ainsley calling in made it that much better.

[@jpopey91]

More of these!!!

[@johndoejoey]

***** NOT GOOD ENOUGH... WE NEED 2 EVERY WEEK.

[@jpopey91]

+Yes it's funny awsome!!!

[@kmlkmljkl]

***** FUCK YEAH

[@bilaljassat8496]

How he kept a straight face doing this whole skit is amazing

[@MrMikeylol22]

He didn’t do a skit, he actually chopped an onion and they edited it.

[@benjimain6]

Friend, you okay? 😅

[@40KoopasWereHere]

LOL the wipe on the stock pot at the end was perfect

[@PeterMasalski93]

If you consume a stock cube just before you start cutting, you can cut onions quickly while looking at the camera.

[@vidm96]

How do you get your set to look so much like the original set?!

[@_corvusgraves]

Green Screen

[@QDRquality]

trollface099 Nope, not greenscreen! They're just very good at finding props that resemble the set. If you look closely, you'll see that the tiles on the back wall change shape. the tiles in the actual cooking video are wider than the ones in the close up shots. The bottles in the background also change from having white corks to having black screw caps and the liquid seems darker. So they are not using a green screen, but are actually dressing the set!

[@Jojje94]

QDR Quality The cuts are usually so quick and you're so focused on watching what's going on that you don't bother with the fine details that don't match up, unless you deliberately look for it.

[@QDRquality]

***** I agree, I just had to debunk the green screen comment :D

[@themrfj]

+vidm96 Skillz!

[@FuzzFace80]

I'm hoping that means Ainsley is up next. Brilliant!

[@ilkeryoldas]

Ainsley Harriott would be epic! =)

[@northseabrent]

Two handed.

[@zefanyalt5944]

ilker yoldas yeaahaa boiii

[@mentlegentleman7873]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@mashable8759]

YEAAAA BOII

[@flowerofash4439]

You can just edit porn hub videos for that

[@alexchan887]

even chopping onion is so elegantly done

[@1AmGroot]

This is so well done that I didn't even notice that the hands aren't Marco's at first

[@Brandoff_B]

Love the knorr advertising at the end

[@PlagueDemon6]

I lost it when Ainsley Harriott tried to call Marco :)

[@left4newbz]

Marco needs more training. YSAC's onion chopping skills are still unmatched.

[@cocomon1990]

Why do you have that as your pfp?

[@hentaiprotag7122]

Nice pfp

[@mesumermhd9074]

@@cocomon1990 honestly you're better off not knowing

[@cocomon1990]

@@mesumermhd9074 sadly I know where is from...that's why I asked

[@mesumermhd9074]

@@cocomon1990 sorry misread that as "who" for some reason my bad :)

[@casualenjoyer5420]

THE STOCK POT

[@itsandyme9192]

I love how graciously he swipes the onion off the board.

[@east8891]

Dude so serious I thought it was real until I looked into the comments.

[@hfbloke706]

Me at 0:47 Haha I thought he was going to smash the onion with the bloody pan. Next moment : waht?

[@zlee001]

I was so confused when i saw this the first time. I thought i was having a stroke. 😂

[@nobodytotallynotodysseus3222]

Well done you had me fooled. Great editing.

[@mattshu]

Love the knorr stock pot at the end

[@IndraJayaGroup]

1:01 Ainsley want to know your Location!

[@hl8808]

Indra Jaya ha’yaboi

[@alexanderguezuraga1396]

I thought i was going to see how to really chop an onion! Then I realized he was kidding and i couldn't stop laughing

[@brandonlambert8021]

I laughed so hard. I was like "Is Marco really trolling us?"

[@DenisPauna]

I always love coming back to this one, brilliant! 😂

[@R3dShift]

The editing makes it seamless

[@adeelthegame]

Let me remind everyone that no matter what this man says, whoever he is, its your choice!

[@kayz8806]

The end was like finishing on a woman's face

[@yeahyeahyeah688]

That's always such an inconvenience

[@notquiteanonymous4359]

This man’s face is the reason the channel is called “Yes it’s funny”

[@derpfanatix3168]

that stock pot at the end is a signature move

[@ThatStuffy]

Just got recommended this channel, these videos are soooo funny😂

[@rays7756]

"Who dares wins" host has become a chef now..🤣🤣🤣

[@سلام-ك6خ]

I swear to got I thought this and all the other videos with the chefs were real. I thought the chefs were in on it, but then I realized it was a joke 😂

[@RichMags]

I thought it was real before I read the comments😆

[@Chriswallace0405]

Are you brain damaged haha

[@jessehenderson2967]

I was like "A crystal!? hes really recommending a fucking crystal?" And then the banana and the bag came into play.

[@a1white]

The banana is always essential

[@MosesRides]

Where can i buy one these magical crystals

[@Kevimilk]

magical crystals? Cmon dude they are cooking crystals.

[@k.d0721]

Taobao

[@nathanbritto568]

Find the dwarfs, mate

[@thedudedude7353]

I think by magical crystals he meant the knorr stock cubes.

[@suzesiviter6083]

At top of the bean stalk, you first need to purchase some magic beans.

[@DJ-ov2it]

Took me almost a minute to realize that this wasnt a skit by Marco himself

[@DJ-ov2it]

looks like I was pretty retarded 4 years ago.

[@jan7736]

I can't believe i've watched this 3 times to realize this was supposed to be a joke then laughed so hard. 1. What was that spinning crystal? 2. Wait, is that even legit? 3. Damn it, it was a joke.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

I suppose this video is a good lQ test then. That’s amazing.

[@sethseth2534]

I wheezed when he pulled out the frying pan

[@adriansanjuan5041]

Edits by this channel are always so spot on!! 👌👌👌

[@christophersine84]

You have to admire, that a guy like Marco, can have fun and not take himself to seriously.