Mare Day 2024 Ad

[@JerryDaPlatypus]

Equine doesn’t even sound like a word anymore now lol

[@VestinVestin]

Isn't an "equine" a horse that returns itself when it runs 🤔?

[@Mediamarked]

"ekkwin"*

[@Ozymandias2x]

Semantic satiation is a wild phenomenon.

[@RancidGravy]

Ekk wyn

[@GilliamVespa]

Equinenomics is fascinating.

[@LimeyLassen]

I love referring to G4 as "those cat things"

[@Bird-wz7nx]

Just the right amount of derogatory to be 100% true They're just cat-thing feminist nature spirits with hobbies

[@Satnanat]

I had my volume down and heard “those Catholics”

[@harmonicpsyche8313]

​@@Satnanattbf mlp g4's value system & metaphysics bear similarities to catholic teleology. i wrote an essay about it once

[@Rhiorrha]

"those cat things"...they DO look more like cats than equines. G1 had better looking ponies, designed by someone who really knew equines. Wendell Washer, I believe.

[@drakegrandx5914]

​@@RhiorrhaThey looked more like horses; don't know about the "better looking" part, though.

[@quarryspanish]

I frolicked...three times today

[@FuddyDuddington]

Don't forget the voice crack!

[@thebiolibrary5572]

i saw a horse... thREE TImes today...

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Didn't say "See you there, mare" 0/10 this whole video

[@ScootertrixStudios]

Why weren't you on my writing staff to tell me that hmm??

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@ScootertrixStudios Hire me and you can have it for free!

[@TheNimaid]

The evil giggle as the pony with the vines gets dragged away kills me.

[@4e616d65]

We've all watched those chinese cartoons.

[@JBum129]

i agree

[@xickin]

It's too bad Mare Day isn't on September 22nd, the next Equin-ox

[@maxinefinnfoxen]

I didn't realize oxen and horses could breed

[@Beregorn88]

beware, the horses are only "mostly" vegan...

[@a-s-greig]

^keep your chicks close at-hand.

[@ianfinrir8724]

What... you're either vegan or not.

[@Beregorn88]

@@ianfinrir8724 Heart Throb would disagree...

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@Beregorn88 What is she eating that isn't vegan?

[@fattypneumonia]

​@@ianfinrir8724i'm with you guys!

[@EnigmacTheFirst]

I'm a mare enjoyer.

[@D0NU75]

"I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs" - Charlie

[@fattypneumonia]

im more of an equine enthusiast, but you know, to each their own

[@JBum129]

i agree

[@probablyintervert]

one time i saw a horse

[@SoulCore413]

Today, I saw a balloon…

[@Mediamarked]

0 times I sawed a horse.

[@Dr0dd]

I saw a pale horse

[@A.Guy10000]

​@@MediamarkedGood, because then the equine would need to be rescued. Silly creatures.

[@Theatricsanddramatics]

one time i ated a hornse

[@Bonklyboi]

I thought this place looked familiar. I live right by there and have been there to give carrots to the horses before!

[@ScootertrixStudios]

Oh awesome! 🥰🥰🥰

[@DefaultFlame]

Sweet.

[@ElbowDeepInAHorse]

As someone who spent 15 years working with horses, and nearly as many in this fandom... OH NO.

[@vinculaomega5283]

Owner of horses, and part of this fandom. I can only agree. Oh... Oh no....

[@a-s-greig]

Any of you guys know the name "Calliope Mori"?

[@TheRainblossoms]

How can you say 'Oh no'? When I'm feeding my horse and she decides to share that meal with my clothes, it's such a magical experience. And there's also those wonderful equine sneezes. All over your arm. A most wonderful moment.

[@vinculaomega5283]

@@TheRainblossoms you've not been part of the brony fandom for long, have you?

[@cam4636]

Name's highly suspicious if you ask me

[@16Nire61]

Equines need a lot of rescuing. The known predators of equines include: - Half-man, half-equine creatures - Mostly vegans - The smooze - The beeple - The French - Micheal Jackson's equinesona - That furniture you pissed off because you painted it instead of properly fixing it - Penguin overlords - Cat women and their battered lizard husbands - Chaos spirits that were kept in unsealed barrels in the middle of of your workspace instead of in a locked box in a closet - Carnivals for the elderly

[@ScootertrixStudios]

So much to cover still :D

[@16Nire61]

@@ScootertrixStudios The fact that I made up none of those myself just helps demonstrate how bonkers the show is.

[@a-s-greig]

​@@16Nire61it's made by the guys who did the D&D cartoon, and it shows~

[@fattypneumonia]

i mean, who *HASN'T" eaten a battered lizard from time to time, what with that crispy-golden fried coating, and a nice dipping sauce? i'm wirh YOU guys!

[@simonhugo4893]

His voice just cracks me up. He sounds high as shit and somehow effortlessly mastering his endeavor, or whatever it is.

[@BovineDesigns]

I'm terrified. I'll take two tickets.

[@mikaLtubeyou]

I wish horses were real.

[@Thinginator]

Horses are real if you believe hard enough.

[@JouleZeath]

@@Thinginator It took a few joints but I saw one the other day

[@Hotchpotchsoup]

Oranges are real tho

[@Swindle1984]

Reminds me of when I was on a night jog and a horse on the other side of the fence started racing me. We had fun.

[@ScootertrixStudios]

Aw

[@Swindle1984]

@@ScootertrixStudios Scared the crap out of me at first because I had no idea what huge animal was suddenly crashing through the brush until he came out into the open and raced me to the end of the fence and back. lol

[@Swindle1984]

@batrachianbill9760 The horse, clearly. He raced to the end of his field and back to where I was about three or four times in the time it took me to run to the end once. He had fun racing me again on my way back. I had an apple in my pocket as a snack for later, so I let him have it since he clearly won.

[@OG.StrawberryGoat]

As someone who lives on a horse ranch, I encourage everyone who can to go see a horse. Go see one. A horse. A genuine equine. It's magical and terrifying, especially if you do barrel racing

[@ianfinrir8724]

Horses are violent...and magical.

[@punkysnarks]

That's the first time I ever heard someone refer to the G4 ponies as "cat things".

[@ItRhymesWith]

and yet it's unbelievable that this is the first time (for me too), because it's so accurate

[@a-s-greig]

I feel seen. ...and somewhat scandalized.

[@RailfoxStudios]

It's the second time for me, technically. Once showed someone some genuinely lovely brony music with stylized art of Chrysalis as the album art. They asked where the music was from and said they thought it was "some kind of cat", rather than anything even remotely horselike. I mean, I don't disagree with them. Still tho.

[@SnurkusDurkus]

I use to get lunch with a horse... he was pretty chill. Miss that dude.

[@Cr0wn_Vic]

This truly was a Mare Day 2024 Ad.

[@Makakaka]

Eck when

[@punk_geist]

1:00 Ah yes, I would like to enjoy an equine meal of chef boyardee while the equine mare probably eats better than me

[@ZatchZXman]

Appreciate the lady's bug eyed expressions. Love her energy!

[@NobenStudio]

The voice-over is absolute talent.

[@ScootertrixStudios]

Thank you 🥰🥰🥰

[@BitestheStuff]

Would definitely go if I could. Such a good cause. Hope it's a great time for all!

[@beccacroce7380]

I'm now reminded about just how much peril the ponies go through in gen 1.

[@blackroseknight77]

Marey Christmas to scooterrix

[@X3nophiliac]

i love how at 0:51 the horse looks away from her after punch line...like "just kill me before this woman does another joke"

[@bennymastermind]

My brain just instructed me to look for the pony real estate episode where “equine” was mentioned, and I opened the channel and found this

[@torquevonthorne948]

0:12 I wasn't prepare to see those creepy, mundane beasts 😨

[@Chaoticus9]

This is an amazing advertisement, Instantly sold!

[@ScootertrixStudios]

🥰🥰

[@JohnDoe-ds8um]

I once saw a horse lure a bird in it's stable, I heard a loud crack. Then the horse lured another bird.

[@useraccount3207]

That horse was one of those "mostly vegan" equines.

[@a-s-greig]

Fellas, is it still "horse meat" when it's made of birds?

[@VoiceAnon]

It sounds equinesite. Mare the day go well.

[@DefaultFlame]

I my previous job, sometimes we had to walk through a . . . I can't remember the English name for it, a big open horse keeping place with grass, hills, and trees and stuff. Super chill horses, sometimes they'd come up to say hello and get a few pets from us as we passed through. Some of the other guys were scaredy cats about it, but it was clear from their body language that the horses were just curious and friendly.

[@darkzap10]

Maybe the word is pasture? Yeah horses have such a body language to them.

[@YowLife]

*I was promised Meegan would be holding a seminar on befriending Ponies, can you confirm?*

[@ScootertrixStudios]

As long as Megan isn't captured during that time, she'll be there :D

[@Cantersoft]

Come to Mare Fair too!

[@DDs878]

This guy is reminds me of a 70s used car sales man. But this is a cute ad. how many times did he say equine? "No, not those cat things"

[@blingbli27]

MEEGAN WAKE UP! NEW SCOOTERIX VID JUST DROPPED

[@PollexTheCat]

I wasn't entirely sure if this was just a joke or an actual ad right up until the very end lol.

[@edenjung9816]

This sounds great. Sadly I cannot come, for I am on the other side of the atlantic. But I love the cause and as somebody who has worked with horses when he was in highschool this sounds great.

[@dougodyssey50]

This is equinomically exquisite.

[@PeacePetal]

Darn it, it’s after I’m moving out of Florida.

[@HolderofSalvation]

I was literally just looking at your channel earlier and wondering when you’d post another video. Glad to see this pop up in my notifs!

[@partack1]

this guy could sell me anything. lmao. i'd be down for this if i lived nearby

[@thethrashyone]

This may be an ad, but I can seriously listen to stoner Moochick blather on about any topic all day long and not get tired of it.

[@LouMou62]

That name hahaha

[@theonlycatonice]

0:50 the lady understood the assignment of the shitposty nature of the ad 😂😂😂

[@spongerobert]

You killed me with the "now the algorithm will recommend you pony videos" on the main page. I am dead now. Thanks. This is my ghost writing this btw.

[@Wind-Whistler]

Welcome to the herd 🐴 😊

[@fattypneumonia]

"Yes, come to Mare Day.... you're gonna...... fuckin......... you're gonna lose yer SHIT"

[@thefluffygenius4857]

This is a really really cute meme-ad. Im nowhere near florida, but I would love to visit local rehabilitaions when I find the time ^^

[@ScootertrixStudios]

🥰

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

thank you moochic

[@JooMarra]

This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

[@nicktheheretic3015]

I couldn't ask for mare!

[@cutiepup7591]

That was a fantastic ad!

[@CozyBoat275]

I would totally go but I am terrified of Horse. They scare me. I am scared of Equins.

[@pennywright3274]

you fuckin rock for making this

[@Neotenico]

Holy shit is Scootertrix going to Marefair too?! Unfortunately I found out about Mare Day after I booked my vacation for the week leading up to the con :(

[@ScootertrixStudios]

Definitely thinking about it :D

[@FeralDawn]

lmao I love that you advertised for them

[@Hiyori201]

Top tier ad/promo

[@magic_pink_horse]

Yes, I am an equine connoisseur ❤ Too bad I don't live in the U.S. 😅

[@a-s-greig]

^Honorary American. Enjoy the gun, education jokes and lack of accessible healthcare.

[@EquusStorm]

Unironically love this, horse rescues are based

[@ScootertrixStudios]

🥰

[@Ali-gv1yw]

Yes! I like the ones with the old pony footage.

[@catsmeatstudios]

I too enjoy a good equine.

[@ponnado6739]

⭐

[@russellperry9902]

This video endorsement makes me want to volunteer there. Would if I could.

[@Pandymeez]

I hate painting, so I would happily participate in everything but the painting 👍

[@flutterguy965]

mare day is my birthday, I cannot be there, but I apprechiate this fact.

[@msmazzo]

this is hilarious and wonderful

[@HannahW2016]

Holy shit it took me way too long to figure out this was actually real! 😭

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

Magnificent.

[@darkblastoise9199]

Incredible 😮

[@VibratingDolphinNow]

an absolute fucking banger for a good cause? Mercy me!!!!! I think I have the vapors!!!

[@JimmmyRaynor]

awww I wanna go!

[@Mathee]

But can I use my dexterous fingers to comb and braid their hair?

[@ScootertrixStudios]

But of course :)

[@Tenchinu]

every. single. horsegirl. has joined the chat

[@a-s-greig]

(With the Bronies still bringing up the rear)

[@JohnVance]

Omg it’s real

[@buddakream978]

This started June 3rd!? I hope there's still spots open!

[@ZevSong]

FUCK I'd go to this in a heart beat if I was in Florida, I've done some EQUIN chores in my day!

[@arielbelle8991]

Jokes aside, this is so wholesome! ❤

[@calupoh9788]

EQUINE-TASTIC!

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

If this wasn’t out of state for me. I’d love to feed the equines their equine treats and have an equine dining experience.

[@Horizon_Flyer]

I'm early enough to enjoy the mushromp

[@timothythebrokecrackheadra8062]

I rode a few horses in my life. i just wish i was riding with my friends into battle. But sign me up

[@ZeroFische]

Bro those horses gonna get spooked if you know what I mean

[@zeekslaharl]

It's a good day when there's a Scootertrix video.

[@Mr.Helian]

Im so hungry i could eat spaghettios with a horse

[@marisokami5259]

i wanna go! but it's in the mythical land of florida and there's no rainbows nearby that go there! optional labor work and the chance to clean equine poop?! BRUSHING? AND I CAN'T GO? i mean there might be an equine near me too... i could... but those aren't the ones the funny man told me about!

[@monicab8176]

I am DONE FOR ⚰️ This is excellent 👏😂🏆

[@ScootertrixStudios]

Thanks!

[@allieeverest]

Merde! It's almost Mare Day!

[@Fummy007]

Hey its that woman from the Mare Fair.

[@DeathInTheSnow]

Shame you couldn't schedule it for a week earlier on the 22nd of September. That's the autumn _Equine-ox._

[@Kocham1bigos]

I was on a horse once

[@VixenLovelove]

So cute

[@damiencrossley7497]

My little pony?! MEH! Irl horse?! *hands an apple*

[@-AirKat-]

Oh, actual horses, nice

[@katshire3175]

You're kidding me its IN MY TOWN? DOWN THE ROAD? lmao what

[@CompleteAnimation]

I'd love to go to Mare Day, but that would mean I'd have to go to Florida.

[@ScootertrixStudios]

XD

[@ryanmcamis7419]

Moochick is definitely on some government registration lists.

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

Finally, a good advertisement.

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

Damn it! It's half the entire country away from me (I don't like Florida that much either).

[@jmcg9822]

Hilarious and wholesome equiness

[@DuxAKADuke]

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