avengers: infinity war | sorry, earth is closed today [humor]

so here is something that edited to cure my infinity war depression. i'm not sure if it helped me or if it made it worse either way hope you enjoy the video and see you next week!
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[@Ajohn-ld6cn]

“I’m sorry earth is closed today” “It means get lost SqUiDwArD”

[@thetwiistedtee]

He reminds me of the alien from Lilo & Stitch

[@varric]

Squidward: He exhaust me 😠 The guy know Tony for just five minutes and he's already annoyed by him.

[@harshinisriramvugge]

​@@varric y4

[@Lalalandia66]

“I’M GrOoT” “I’m Steve Rogers”

[@pip6793]

Groot actually said "Let's Fuck these Fuckers up, Earthing"

[@katsa6052]

😂😂😂😂

[@oviya9687]

I love it-

[@sharoncooper7406]

"New hair cut" "Notice you've copied my beard"

[@marahalhijji9994]

I feel like that’s become a trend with the avengers…..bringing in “friends” that are weird, young, or objects and the rest of the avengers just.. accepting them fully

[@sharonmahana4480]

"Yeah, but the kids seen more movies." I love how Tony Stark knows how Peter Parker's head works with movies... and how he is 98% of the time right with his fighting technique from movies. 😂

[@theconvict4843]

"your powers are inconsequential compared to mine" "yeah but the kids seen more movies"

[@insertnamehere9558]

lol

[@astexwolf4456]

It was actually a reference from the Avengers airport battle when spidy comes up with the idea to knock giant man off. If you guys haven't noticed 😜

[@marvelgaming5806]

it was like you cant defeat me i kniw but he can

[@Noelleiscute]

@@astexwolf4456 empire strikes back

[@joshm3915]

2:02 It's actually "the field trip to MoMA"

[@lindseywhitehead5260]

Katsuno Sekki . Yes, also it’s “your a stowaway” not “your still away”

[@palathaxx]

Lindsey and Bel It’s also “I’m being beamed up”, not out

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this kind of edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language so i apologize

[@lindseywhitehead5260]

maria it’s no problem, great video!

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thanks :)

[@stumpythelog3835]

Draks: Exists Tony Stark: *I’m surrounded by idiots*

[@fangirl_43]

Drax*

[@lemonchain2518]

underrated

[@varric]

Gamora: Now you know how I feel all the time.

[@jacquelineduarte]

Was kind of glitchy for anyone else at 5:47 to 6:02? Edit: omg I've never gotten this many likes on a comment before

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

weird i just noticed that and it wasn't like that before. i'm guessing youtube is having some issues right now or it's a rendering glitch. i'm sorry

[@catswit]

OML yes I thought my phone was broken

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

haha don't worry everything is fine with your phone :)

[@lourengaming5524]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor plot twist..her phone is actually broken..

[@salmatabana9601]

Ya I kept going back thinking it was my phone

[@TonyStark-ky2mt]

'Wong you're invited to my wedding' But that never happend 😢

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i want to believe that it happened off screen :)

[@Hidden_Sage]

@ela robinsin The no-aging was a function of 5 years not being THAT much age difference for a middle-aged guy, and the part being small enough it wasn't worth it for. Pretty sure the Russo's have confirmed Wong did not get snapped- exactly 50% of the people on Infinity War's poster/movie cover did, and Wong being snapped would throw off that math.

[@JulienTJ]

Fun fact: his funeral was told being a wedding scene (to avoid spoilers).

[@pip6793]

They showed up to the "Wedding" and they were all like "WHERES ROBBERT!?" -Tom Holland Interview

[@Hyacinth_13]

Guys tony and pepper's wedding happened on the 5 year time jump. Go and search it up in google,(search 'tony and pepper's wedding') you'll get pictures of the wedding they made it as an extra stuff I guess.

[@ibzC]

“Why was she up there all this time “ lol 😝

[@mr.lownights973]

2:13 he also lost his eye, and his sister even though she was evil she is still his sister and you could see the slightest bit of sadness and regret when seeing his sister die

[@anantmalik]

We fight with our sister but she will always remain our dear sister in all lives ...

[@jaanfo3874]

4:05 = "No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking." I'm enjoying this series. Thanks for uploading, need to go waste time watching these again.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you so much for taking the time to watch and comment this, constructive criticismis is always appreciated:D i do this kind of edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language so i apologize for that

[@lauradeschenes8228]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor what's your native language?

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i'm greek so i grew up speaking greek but i also understand and speak cypriot greek. later in school in second grade i started to learn english. when i was 8 i moved to germany so i also speak german and some dutch. being able to understand, speak and write in five languages can be a bit complicated sometimes and that leads to some mistakes as you can see

[@lauradeschenes8228]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor wow, that's impressive! I'm only speak two language; english and french

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you! i always wanted to learn french, such a beautiful language ❤

[@pip6793]

"Who just saved your magical Ass?! ME!" Is my ultimate fave line EVERRRE

[@arodsidhr]

I just rewatched Endgame and realized that while they’re researching the stones, Smart Hulk is eating Ben and Jerry’s A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge or whatever it’s called while everyone else is eating Asian food 😂

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i would love to try the avengers ben and jerry's ice cream flavors :D

[@straightaie]

6:38 "you big green asshole" this one got me wheezing

[@sarveshraut5935]

I can relate this video to the corona outbreak 😭 "The earth is closed today"

[@a_alxce]

‘Like footloose?’ ‘YeAh LiKe FoOtLoOsE.’ I lowkey feel like they were both like ‘yeah we can be best friends now’

[@movecount]

3:33 Even the cloak is like "yo wait what"

[@venlajunnikkala2938]

When earth actually is closed two years later

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

they used antman's time machine to see the future..

[@mallorybingham3522]

Why does it say that peter says he came from the future when he actually says “a field trip”

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language, i apologize

[@cryingattheclub5150]

maria honestly it’s amazing that you make these amazing videos and manage to get the lyrics (I don’t know what to call them) right 99% of the time especially when English isn’t your native language.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you so much for your comment, it made me smile! people like you and comments like yours are the reason i keep doing this

[@Sam-xd8fy]

when tony said "what did you just say?" I got PTSD.

[@eastalexandra]

When Spider-Man stops the alien dude he doesn’t say “from the future” he says “field trip! To... (I don’t know the place)”

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

a field trip to moma that's what he says. i misheard the line

[@eastalexandra]

maria oh yeah, I looked it up, you probably already know this but it’s the Museum of Modern Art

[@maddie28]

Magic! More magic! Magic with a kick! Magic with a- **Is choked by Thanos**

[@Milt0nn]

4:39 *All names are made-up names*

[@insertnamehere503]

2:52 Bruce:there’s an ant man and a spider man Me: the is also a black widow

[@faihahermawan7084]

"Avengers broke up" "Broke up? Like a band? Like the beattles?" 🤣😂🤣

[@AzzaBatteries]

5:58 it glitched

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i know i couldn't fix it

[@AzzaBatteries]

ok

[@mamatasingh1255]

"The Earth is closed today", sounds relatable in 2020

[@randompersonthatyoufoundof2748]

Tony: your embarrassing me in front of a wizard Dr. Strange: master of the mystic arts-

[@williamolivie2177]

Earth is closed today... but you can come back tomorrow

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

2:19 that line and then the cut to strange at 2:23 is amazing.

[@katherinethomas4960]

“Why was she up there all this time?!” Was legit my only thought that whole fight scene.

[@MILKY-v8x]

The gamora scene is one of the funniest scene to ever exist

[@canary_roses]

0:45 “bring the rice” 🤣🤣🤣

[@nikkifell7183]

Iorn man: it means get lost squidward Me: *dying of laughter in the background*

[@AmeerAfiq]

"i'm half human so 50% of me are stupid, then 100% are on you."

[@caitlinreeds5281]

Wong is too underrated. "Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rice..." always get me.🤣

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

he's the beeest

[@michellem5383]

Who knew Infinity War would be for shadowing what was actually to come in 2020. “I’m sorry earth is closed today” “That 50% of me that’s stupid is 100% you” “We’re all going to die” “I’m muscular”, “Who you kidding Quill you’re one sandwich away from fat” -all sayings of 2020 from being in quarantine 😭😂

[@therealseanw.stewart2071]

Still one of my favorite movies of all time. I forgot how _infinitely_ quotable it is. Absolute masterpiece.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

Pun intended?

[@MasonPerry7]

Okoye’s “why was she up there all this time?”

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

gold

[@_sai_9305]

The best thing is that Peter really thought that Doctor Strange ist a mad up name 😂😂 Like no ! He's name IS Doctor Stephen Strange...

[@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

"The Olympics...maybe even a Starbucks."

[@muhammadsaalih5109]

Tony and Peter argue and fight like father and son lol..🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😜😛🤣🤣😝😜😛🤣🤣

[@JTTunes1204]

"Why was she up there all this time" killed me idk why

[@mwyz]

Okay the thing that confuses me about 3:50 is that, didn't Ultron create Vision's body around the Mind Stone?

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i don't remember to be honest with you but i think so too

[@joelle848]

Okoye's moments are frickin goldXD

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

*SHE'S* freaking gold!

[@virginiaarias15]

Peter Parker is just so polite with everyone. Definitely the best neighborhood's heroe ever

[@Indiak113]

“We’re all gonna die!” How right you were Ned

[@gracekim25]

I do love how Drax describe Star Lord as just a man and then gets more descriptive for Thor🤣 love it

[@zxcvbnm5897]

“Get lost squidward” is peak writing

[@willemdripfoe4279]

Imo this still the best MCU movie ever made. As the movie was very dark, but the movie really knew how to do it’s humor correctly as just about all the jokes were very funny and were well set up within the tone of the movie, as it didn’t compromise the dark tone of the movie. This film is truly a masterpiece.

[@jefferey_92]

My favorite avengers quote 5:47 - 6:01

[@hcyleyxoxo]

im loving the dedication u put in hearting and replying comments from videos 2-4 years after! Love ur videos

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you for recognising that, it means a lot ❤️ i try my best to read, heart and reply to every comment. it's the least i can do for people like you who dedicate their time to watch one of my edits

[@avehs.]

Quill and Spider-Man Are very perfect and fit.

[@NeddyMontz]

0:24 - 0:34 “He’s not a dude” You’re a dude” “This is a man” “A handsome, muscular man”

[@graceofthedawnweaver6217]

“You throw another moon at me and I’m gonna lose it”

[@danielmasis3000]

Sad thing is… Earth really is closed for today 😢

[@anshsharma4131]

0:45 Aaj yes the age old technique of keeping things in rice, solves every problem.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

😂

[@aiiello]

If you didn't know what this was, you would think it's 5 different movies combined.

[@camquijano11]

2:02 peter says “a field trip to MoMa” no “The future” 😂😂 but I loved the video 😍

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

haha sorry if i caused any confusion i misheard the line and thank you so much for the kind words 😊

[@kanopus2669]

the fact the most are tony and peter quill made laugh

[@aadikrishnavipin7334]

Ned in infinty war : WERE ALL GONA DIE!! me : well yes but actually no...

[@noobie3479]

He actually said “a field trip- to moma!” 😅

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

misheard the line sorry!

[@skyelair8490]

Peter didn’t really say “the future” but instead “a field trip to MOMA” but it’s still hilarious either way

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you for letting me know, i misheard the line

[@ciarazito4528]

At 2:00, it says "The future" but I'm like 99.9% positive that peter said "A Field Trip" And 4:05, it says "No you are still away" but I think its "No you are a stowaway" Not trying to criticize! Love this video! So funny!

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you for correcting me so nicely some people have been really mean to me for doing mistakes. i do this edit by listening and sometimes mistakes occur, i am human you know not a robot. we need more people like you in the youtube community ❤

[@angelgatcha9324]

The part when vision is stabbed in the back and only Wanda is there and it says 'bring the rice' makes me laugh as poor Wanda was probably asking herself what would cap or ironman do in this situation and the only logical thing is to bring rice as it normally fixes phones in water but probably not vision🤣 I have also never noticed that when when asked where he came from Spider-Man was going to say a field trip but he was cut off and he said it so fast it sounds like he says the future

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

hahaha someone finally got it! and you are right i misheard the line. i do this edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur, sorry!

[@angelgatcha9324]

maria no worries I actually like it as I misheard it when I watched it the first time

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

good to know that i'm not the only one

[@allisoncampbell283]

Get the rice?!! HA! Love it!! 👌👍

[@monochrome-v6o]

the dora milaje would kick ass at the olympics

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

for sure!

[@nightcorekitty6913]

2:00 the first time I heard it as field trip😆

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

good thing i'm not the only one lol

[@chaelist.bernard6438]

Even though this movie was really sad, the funny moments were really funny.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

true

[@andrewzab83able]

Spidey said "a field trip to Moma".

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language, i apologize

[@sharoncooper7406]

"You guys are so screwed now" "You know thor," "Yeah tall guy, not that good looking" Peter: what the f*ck

[@The_Elite_Emerald]

How does a main character having a spear run through his abdomen constitute humor.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i thought of all the window's shutdown meme and how people used to call vision a micorwave, bluetooth speaker, toaster etc.

[@user-bf5ou1rq1f]

2:02 he doesn't say "the future" he says "a field trip to MOMA" (museum of modern art)

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. i misheard the line

[@seonasaunders7685]

my fav mcu movie

[@mysanityisz3ro]

nat: hi bruce bruce, who probably still remembers her yeeting him off a ledge: O--O

[@pug9191]

5:47, the best quality video I have ever seen! Keep up this quality. Edit: This is a joke worst corrupted video I've seen by far..

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

it's a rendering glitch i couldn't fix

[@pug9191]

Ik It was a good video I enjoyed it but dang that part ruined it lol.

[@reality2710]

My god I love Rocket. 😂

[@gracekim25]

When the most emotional movie has epic hilarious moments 🤣

[@gracekim25]

Meow always fun moments 😎 30.11.2021 (above comment)

[@yazplatt]

*”You’re a stowaway” Love the edit though x

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

sorry i misheard that line and thank you ❤

[@Sinthiastar]

Who would have thought earth would end up closed for over 6 months ._.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

back then? not me!

[@esmondgoh3112]

Damn.. it's been 5 years Oh wait, right.. Endgame

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

Wow..

[@Yourfriendlyneighborweirdo]

Dang.......

[@MatthewMurraycogswoth]

*shows Vision being brutally stabbed in the back with a giant spear and Wanda holding her mouth in shock and terror* *Wow, that's hilarious....heh*

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i added it because of the memes lol

[@theodoremelbourne1648]

I got a fucking slap chop with Vince ad at the start of this video am dying

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

wait WHAT hahaha xD

[@tanwarsatya]

Matvel just made English a universal language

[@Brystr0]

*vision gets stabbed* wanda: "GET THE RICE"

[@pantheraviva]

2:02 he actually says "from a feild trip" not from the futur

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native i must misheard the line, i apologize

[@graciedavi]

nobody: Me: vibing to the song

[@kckc9521]

2:02 "THE FIELD TRIP"

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

sorry i misheard the line. english is not my native language and i used to do this kind of edits by listening to the audio and not by reading the script as i do now

[@ariesology1]

hulk:noooo bruce:oh screw you big green asshole i’ll do it myself lmao

[@kurisuochiru5014]

I'm dead she wanted Starbucks lol

[@oladoyingbadegesin4694]

You are on sandwich away from fat - Rocket

[@Pangender_ghost]

he didnt say the future he said "a field trip to moma"

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

sorry i misheard the line

[@jamesexploration1256]

Iorn man: wong your invited to my wedding

[@aang3267]

Wait Peter said "the future"? Dam I thought he said "a field trip" lmao

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

he did, you're correct. i misheard the line

[@aang3267]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor oh okay sorry ☺️

[@TheRageCommenter]

Peter says “a field trip to the MOMA” not “the future” lmao

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

sorry i misheard the line!

[@toobaahmad7589]

I lost it at 6:10 XDDD

[@insertnamehere9558]

“You’re one sandwich away from FAT” me during quarantine

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

all of us..

[@majochu3964]

I am plenty of sandwiches past fat during quarantine

[@Outcast_VR]

@@majochu3964 same

[@Wildicon19]

No more sandwiches for me!😅🤣🙃

[@misswendyjane4992]

I ate that sandwich, put on bigger sweatpants and ate four more.

[@wipsy2503]

"Theres An Ant-Man And A Spiderman?" the bug duo

[@izzzfizz8376]

and black widow, its a spider

[@tiggleberry]

don't forget black widow and the wasp!

[@ivoryinkwell7864]

Throw in Black Widow, the Wasp and Mantis and we got a real bug problem.

[@kevinlee6520]

I don’t wanna be that guy but... spiders aren’t insects

[@coollfrogg6088]

Ant man, spiderman, black widow, mantis and the wasp together they make the bug squad

[@OvSpP]

Sad thing is… Earth really is closed for today 😢

[@myamyaw772]

Jade Nguyen *plans and animals celebration noises”

[@trololopez2437]

Still is

[@OvSpP]

Trololopez mfs are too greedy to not shut down and other mfs won’t wear a mask.

[@trololopez2437]

Jade Nguyen and people like me are.... okay with that

[@mariamborhani4683]

Sadly🙁