Marine explains how she washes herself, gets trolled

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

I want to upload a video every other day, but I kinda want to take a longer break before the next video. I am a little tired because I take too long to translate stuff but unrelated to that I kinda want to do some non-vtuber related stuff for a while. As usual, feedback on the video is appreciated.

[@zeymort3926]

Thank you. Your hard work is appreciated.

[@muhajaya3161]

There is a plugin in vegas that can make timestamp from .txt to media text (I think it's vegasaur), maybe it can help. Or you can ask how Banderas fansub translate 2h stream This video quality is good, thanks for the sub!

[@ZigZagKangaroo]

Just upload anything you want to. I will watch any japanese clip

[@tintillor]

Great video! The subs have nice timing and good readability.

[@thefmaster9833]

If you have mad editing skill you can make shitpost

[@sco7642]

"Have you ever drunk shampoo?" Her chat is galaxy brained

[@assaulthetz380]

They are asking out of the box, her chat is a golden trove of innovators who are pointing not the logical or practical, but wanting to know what's beyond.

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

She is pretty galaxy brained herself since she couldn't remember how to say "shower cap" and said "the ZUN hat thingy" instead. Birds of a feather really flock together, it seems.

[@Despotic_Waffle]

@@kusaboketranslations2163 is zun the creator of touhou?

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

@@Despotic_Waffle yep

[@RedrumXVII]

Gundou Mirei drinks DWU's shampoo brand though

[@S1xEyes]

Senchou has much to learn about men washing each other while drinking shampoo

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

Hey! Beer is beer!

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

It's my morning routine!!

[@nathanielbaldevino5364]

It's the way how we men strengthen our bonds, she wouldn't get it

[@CyberSlayer128]

As long as the **** doesn't touch then it's all good

[@areallymeanperson]

@@CyberSlayer128 nah, you gotta say no homo afterwards, nothin is gay after that is said

[@muhajaya3161]

Everyone : bath together, body part. That one guy : "have you ever drunk shampoo..."

[@kurosan0079]

That one guy probably just wants someone he could relate to.

[@Kuroyami0Fukaikuro]

Marine: *describes her shower routine* Doujin artists: *furiously taking notes*

[@JesBdoinItAgain]

The artist: *Hmm...Naruhodo*

[@wildcatfromhell2522]

@@JesBdoinItAgain Also other artist: "Nanto subarashii!!"

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

Lol i was expecting Senchou to make a lewd joke about her shower routine but it was just so normal to the point i feel like i should make a step by step routine like hers

[@LucasRazorBlade]

"Men DO wash each other!" "For real? That's GAY!" xD

[@Yaegerman513]

That part was great lol

[@jacobblanton5179]

Reminded me of this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZ2aY6qlqsh2bck Start from 2:58

[@ishikani]

To be honest, that is pretty 𝐆𝐀𝐘

[@XicorVT]

@@ishikani its really not tho Bros for life

[@XicorVT]

@Clinical Depression hmmmm welll i say could do wash his back thats all

[@Kyla8132]

Ain't nothing gay 'bout homies washing each other.

[@eclipsing_moon5685]

Damn right homie ;)

[@toshi2623]

Slip in a brojob every now and then

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

It's our bro's job

[@soraganishino2864]

you dropped the soap

[@annamber]

yo bro aint nothing gay about giving your homie a full facial and scalp massage, followed up with some through scrubbing and a BJ. Aint nothing homosexual about that bro

[@mashuugee7281]

ZUN Hat ZUN Hat

[@UnclePutte]

zuncha zunzuncha zunhat zunzunhat

[@Shiinamusiclyricssubs]

what's a zun hat?

[@mashuugee7281]

search zun hat

[@freshlymemed5680]

Diaper Hats Diaper Hats

[@mashuugee7281]

@@freshlymemed5680 what have you brought upon this cursed world

[@Syncopia]

*It's so detailed that it isn't sexy anymore* I knew with this being Marine, she was gonna turn it around on them and just charge straight forward. As expected of Senchou.

[@ED-yy4te]

When she said ZUN, I thought she means something else. It was actually ZUN the touhou creator.

[@izu..]

well she did get noticed by him ( *_THE LEGEND HIMSELF_* ) on a twitter post

[@Tsukuruya]

I mean, ZUN really create some of the most silliest of hats. I probably call something a ZUN hat if the hat happens to be that "out there".

[@Gorokk1]

@@Tsukuruya It's in reference to the cap ZUN always wears, look up any image of him and you'll see.

[@Tsukuruya]

@@Gorokk1 I highly assumed she was referring to one of those Japanese shower cap ring that makes you look like a flower.

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

@@Gorokk1 She isn't really talking about what ZUN wears, she's referring to the "diaper hats" that a lot of Touhou characters have. Those are referred to as ZUN帽(zunbou, "zun hat") on Japanese internet.

[@poke548]

Marine: "Actually, women don't really ever wash each other, get your mind out of the gutter!" Chat: "But boys do." Marine: "OwO tell me more."

[@aninggga]

It's not gay if it's with The Boys!!!

[@massedpotato1749]

Just say "no homo" and its all good..

[@aqilhaziq2447]

@@massedpotato1749 yep ... i see no problem here

[@beefystu559]

hose for bros

[@Luchingador]

Wash my back bro..

[@wetwhiteknight8807]

Make sure to kiss your homies goodnight

[@crowedarken]

Senchou : "... The ZUN hat thingy..." Patchouli Knowledge, Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet, Letty Whiterock, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Ran Yakumo, Yukari Yakumo, Mystia Lorelei : *"We have no idea what you meant."*

[@Skidracer21]

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!"

[@assaulthetz380]

Marine: "Gotta learn not to trust internet's words." Ah yes, she's learning, alas what can she do about it- she may or may not still believe it on the end. Words comes out of nowhere might plausible but also hidden it's real truth behind it.

[@dxxdify]

2:32 So all those anime where cute girls washing each others backs during their trips to hot springs are lying!?

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

I'm not sure but I think people are less likely to wash each other once they are adults anyway. Not because of anything sexual but because it might seem childish to ask someone else to wash your back for you.

[@dxxdify]

@@kusaboketranslations2163 Well i was talking more about young girls. Sure adult women and grannies like Marine would never do things like this)

[@rektifyr...]

My immersion is ruined forever. Anime will never be the same.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

I refuse to believe that the Senjougahara and Hanekawa shower scene couldn't have been possible! XD

[@RexusprimeIX]

No, I think it's more that Marine never had any friends to hang out with. So she never learned about the washing each other's backs thing.

[@ShikayHawken]

1:22 I feel attacked lmao

[@ProbeXVector]

hmmm.....

[@carolsotomayor932]

Bald?

[@ShikayHawken]

@@carolsotomayor932 No, that's not it

[@LadyMoncho_Cyborg]

I felt that~

[@pinchman2946]

"It's not sexy anymore" What are you on about? It's like 10x sexier now.

[@spacepirate369]

The one time when Marine's mind isn't in the gutter

[@Budetto]

I love her chat.

[@leoricdiez1674]

I'm gonna do that bath routine and come out of the bathroom as a hot pirate captain Edit:It worked! I am now a pirate captain! Not hot tho...

[@cherryrook8684]

Tell me if it works

[@Cethavi]

*Can you make a detailed video tutorial of it?* 🤣

[@leoricdiez1674]

@@Cethavi lol I don't wanna do it again🤣

[@bigdice3000]

Pirate don't take bath....

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

*@Blg Dice* Pirates already have a bath outside their ship, just jump and dive lol

[@fondrive]

I didn't expect hearing a ZUN hat reference today

[@LeaksHater]

"Women dont do it either" Years of anime watching wasted

[@khoo185]

I think the most amusing part was her reaction to that comment talking about how men wash each other But that's just me

[@ZigZagKangaroo]

I love how passionate she is about explaining her shower routine. Sounds lke a long routine to keep up with daily.

[@Angelz2782]

lmao '''the ZUN hat looking thingy'' xD

[@Suyamu]

I like how quick her reactions are.

[@mitchellalexander9162]

2:27 The Virgin Marine: Wash Each Other? Theres no way you do that... The CHAD Oz Prisoners: *A MAN CAN WASH ANOTHER MAN IN THE VERY OLD LAND OF OZ!*

[@SaladinG14]

I lost it completely at "That's GAY!" That TL was on point and so legit what english speakers could have said.

[@AdiBGart]

In response to the video description: Yes it's funny. And also interesting. It's a great clip. I never expected editing translated subs into a 3 and half minutes clip would take so long. Your time and efforts are much appreciated and you did a good job. All thumbs up and zero complaints from me.

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

This took a little longer since it was the first video I edited/translated in a while, but it's still not uncommon for me to spend 1.5 to 2 hours on each minute of video. For each line, making sure the timings are right, the font and color is easy enough to read, there are no spelling or grammar errors etc. adds up. Also I might just be slower in general than other translators out there.

[@AdiBGart]

@@kusaboketranslations2163 Ah a fellow perfectionist I see. Very relatable.

[@Tenchua917]

2:43 "have you ever drunk shampoo" I went to heaven for a moment there from laughing

[@ChrisDaPatriot]

"that ZUN looking thing" that's adorable. The Scarlet sisters DO look like they're wearing bathing caps lmao

[@soraganishino2864]

once you get passed that "bathing together with homies barrier", I don't see washing each other as impossible.

[@zetaruler]

From now on I'll only refer to shower caps as ZUN hats lol

[@anhh1723]

Honestly that was actually pretty nice to imagine Lol . What about a trip to the Hot Spring for gen 4 eh :3 .I would love to hear their story afterwards

[@ariavachier-lagravech.6910]

They are probably busy shitposting

[@thefmaster9833]

And slapping each other with wet towel like a whip

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

*@The F Master* Imagine them knowing the painful wet towel hit by using two hands, one hand to hold the towel, one hand to catapult the towel, then suddenly pull it, it is extremely painful lol, I wonder if one of them knows it and tried to do it lmao

[@forcexjr1566]

Honestly I don't mind donating money just to sponsor them for the trip. While we're at it let's convince YAGOO to send them there as well. With all the nonsense they will be getting into it'll be a blast hearing them recount the stories when they come back.

[@geebeepman]

I was entertained way more than expected.

[@MrTLSfan]

"That ZUN hat looking thing" Im fucking losing it XD

[@memenation9017]

i love the big brain questions "have u ever drank shampoo?" lmao

[@tiragon1489]

Is it just me or anyone else think that Marine is like the sexier of the bunch? She is one of my favorites also

[@Tremulousnut]

People assume her to be ‘experienced’ (especially anally) because she seem to be the oldest among that generation.

[@mchu1434]

爾靈山 what

[@ashchisalleh1454]

@@Tremulousnut that dote talk.

[@Tremulousnut]

@@mchu1434 People estimated her age to be somewhere in the 30s. Her interests are pretty old too. She've worked before she became a Vtuber. I don't follow her that much so I am not sure what gave it away.

[@64_jhex]

"Aho (y)!" _I see what you did there chat_

[@patchoulimaru6369]

I love the fact she said the ZUN hat I'm so happy hearing about touhou while watching my fav vtubers

[@AzureBashXIII]

Marine: Please don't put me in the same class as yourselves! Me:Aight... Imma go walk the plank...

[@mr.2minutes161]

im fencing with my boy

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

2:34 “i don’t think that’s a thing you do, even among women.” my entire weeb life has been a lie QAQ

[@RadicalGaming1000]

"THAT'S GAY" lmao

[@otakuzi4549]

ZUN takes bath 24/7

[@Phatnaru0002]

Kinda shattered my whole fantasy of Japanese baths from anime. Well, I’ll start washing some men in public baths if we can get this trend a-rolling.

[@feinchan]

You're not homies if you don't wash each others body bruh..

[@KidMangaX]

The ZUN hat. Yes, that's called a "shawaa cappu" here in America.

[@SamaelVR]

lmao the zun hat

[@firewolf905]

I love the super sized “THATS GAY”😂

[@noceur2218]

I don't hate the fact that I can actually imagine this. *Incredible job my brain*

[@stringstorm]

*ZUN hat*

[@ChristianStout]

-Shower cap- ZUN hat Yep.

[@rusterrd4037]

This... is excellent for my “research”

[@grgspunk]

*HSM Tries It™: Bugged Shampoo Drinking Mechanics*

[@vanitash17]

2:55 said by someone who declares herself as Rushia's husband

[@shingshongshamalama]

Don't forget that time she married Aqua and then ate her chocolate on stream.

[@SashaSlvt]

Does japan not know of the No Homo Law?

[@ushinkou8569]

It's funnier the second time you watch it because of how UN-sexy it is.

[@MrMagnetron2]

y-yeah, totally unsexy

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454]

The only thing that makes it unsexy is she didn’t talk about washing her feet

[@DerVasto]

So un-sexy that my pants slipped off completely while the zipper's still closed.

[@invictus8539]

Senchou: talks how she take a bath Doujin artist: write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@rikkatogashi0612]

It sounds like more Marin roasted the audience than her getting trolled

[@Rezics_]

ZUN HAT LMAOOOO

[@IHM69atN]

Real pirates don't take baths.

[@maxyole-smith7535]

the 'that's GAY' had me fucking rolling

[@sarangkecoa6753]

Meanwhile boys : Jump straight to the tub

[@Goldiloxz]

I also wash myself in a pattern Instead of forgetting wether I washed a certain part I forget if I washed at all

[@nyarlathotep8723]

When she said "homo-desu" I immediately thought of idubbbz

[@nulnoh219]

2:39. Captain, don't ruin dreams.

[@Jack-wx4hg]

it ain't gay with the boys as long as you chant the word then everything is nullified

[@phoenixhartmann7121]

ZUN hat lmao

[@Warappe69]

Me: Yea I also do it in a pattern way Also me: *still forgot wether Ive done that part or not*

[@MultiRv90]

Its not gay if Im with my booooooooiiis!!!

[@Flygoniaks]

I see, so this is how byootiful garlus wash themselves.

[@jacobblanton5179]

She only believed it because she desperately wanted it to be true lol

[@Cethavi]

00:59 *Kuwashiku* Please make detailed tutorial video of it Da Bronya's Project Bunny 19C Maintenance Procedure is not as much as Marine Washing Procedure

[@pskeifk]

I have almost the same "routine" as her but I never realized it was one. It's just how I was taught to bathe as a child.

[@anonymousstout4759]

Yep.. me and my homie always make sure we drank shampoo and wash eachother to make sure weren't Gei

[@snausages43]

I have never forgotten whether I’ve washed a part of my body.

[@vievievievievie]

*"Even if women take a bath together, I don't think they would wash each other"* Bruh anime really tainted the way I view girls

[@chaotixhero]

Same

[@simonghoul3602]

it's gonna take less time to do the more you do it

[@jet3386]

2d anime waifu : Explains her bathing routine 85k random people: *I N T E R E S T I N G*

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

2:26 OOF... :( none of us take baths with anyone else...

[@TheVandive]

I like how she references Zun

[@sufianramli8017]

She a big Tohou fan, right?

[@imstupid880]

If only Era could educate her that shampoo is not a drink. >aho(y)

[@YuutaKyon]

theres no way we couldnt imagine it when she explain it so detail, right?

[@thekuuderedude1737]

I still can't get over how she called shower caps "zun things", she ain't wrong tho, it does look like that

[@curvingfyre6810]

The upper body to lower body pattern is based, makes for easier work, but personally I've always found that you need to do your whole head quickly, carefully, thoroughly, and LAST most critically, or you suck all the natural oils out of your face and hair and they get dry. Then again, I have really sensitive skin to dryness, so maybe most people don't have that problem.

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

Lol ZUN Hat. The hair shower cap looks like a Touhou hat.

[@kingofbel6499]

lmao I just love how she said HOMO

[@Hkt1kTurnie]

"I don't think that's a thing you do, even among women." So the simulations were a lie all along?

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

She mentioned shower cap involving Zun Zun reminds me of Touhou Also reminds me of a girl from touhou wearing that is looking similar to shower cap...

[@theillegaltaco6]

Im amazed at her chat's ability to bait her. Every stream on twitch I watch is just filled with "PepeLaugh he doesn't know" and always ruins it.

[@Dravis1995]

Marine: "Did you just ask how I wash myself for a pervertef reason?" Me: And you just realised...right.

[@TristanDoingGood]

There's nothing gay about giving yo homie a scrubbing.

[@misakamikoto6551]

ah yes the famous ZUN hat

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

"That ZUN hat" which one? There are 150+ characters and they all have something on their heads.

[@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200]

not Yuka

[@colostomybag9201]

thats some patrick bateman shit right here

[@LynSain]

Why do i remember that old vine video about "How British People Shower" and then i replaced all of them with Marine's. 🤔

[@bradstrife2211]

BL doujin Marine: Nice Bros washing each other Marine: THAT'S GAY!

[@nathan24-_-2]

If it’s for the homies, I’ll always wash their backs for them

[@Kortexual]

This comment section is a fucking gold mine lmao. But good job boys, we've managed to make Marine think that we don't wash each other. So, when's the next bath house meeting?