"Mario be playin' T-Dub"-T-Dub (Rap-along Version)

This is the music video for the song "Mario be playin' T-Dub" but with this verison you can rap along with the words at the bottom of the screen.www.mediafire.com/?m03myhi4mqg that's the link for the mp3 of this song. Pick up a copy of T-Dub's new cut entitled "T-Dub in the Club" wherever you can find T-Dub at a Seven Eleven near you!

[@ElPINGAS9000]

This dude is speaking english sideways

[@SCWood]

He straight speaking italics

[@lipingliao1389]

no he's speaking the language of gods

[@IcyAtlas]

He speaking in wingdings

[@setsers1]

Hold the fuck up

[@xTheWolfman1991]

Thank you for the hernia.

[@t.b.cont.]

This guy is so good at rapping, he had to create new words so the English language could keep up with him

[@Crxw2Tired]

A modern-day Shakespeare

[@cry0xxx]

The biggest tuper

[@trunksbriefs5590]

+TheBallisticPepper I want to play with Gabario T-Dub said he owns an Atario.

[@wahabihobofilms7427]

After all, he had the toys with the moise

[@t.b.cont.]

+goldendagger 97 your not even a big brown, nothing emo

[@illgo6768]

Just when you think he’s gonna rhyme predicable words, he comes out the cut with a completely new word and blows my mind. Genius

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

This is how MF DOOM sounds to non fans

[@Tezighi]

white

[@Kelpflakes]

@@Tezighi ?

[@Progamer420_69]

im a mf doom fan i still cant understand what he says in half of his songs

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

@@Progamer420_69 ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MANS NAME Also sick Freddie freaker pfp

[@redjakOfficial]

That's cuz Doom is down with the big town too. He's the og man with the big mrain.

[@ceramicpigeon]

Stuff that's on the test: ❌ The content you learned in class ✔️ Seth can rap like the meth

[@burritodog3634]

I got that question wrong i thought he rapped like heroine!

[@maclull]

@@burritodog3634 don't worry that test was a mess

[@Jacob_Josh]

I heard that as I read that.

[@sophiaseth2769]

My name is Seth and this Is a good day

[@six_buck_dlc]

John Wick no your name is John Wick

[@JonSudano]

Sometimes I dream of hitting it down with the big town... but soon realize I can not be like the big brown. Someday...

[@Professor_Utonium_]

So when will you be covering this one?

[@watch666]

Jon Sudano please do a cover of this, thicc boi

[@webfootcosmifan5606]

Jon Sudano, you need to cover the song. If you don't you won't be a big brown.

[@juliangeorge2026]

Jon Sudano o

[@PythonDad]

blessed video

[@JackSardonic]

"See, he has a princess but I got all the others" Unironically a great lyric

[@b00mcake]

that shit made me stand up

[@burgbass]

Kinda like throwing spaghetti at the wall. Say enough nonsense and eventually something’ll sound good

[@fruitylerlups530]

@@burgbass unironically 70% of the lines he drops are fire

[@twobeansonecream]

@@fruitylerlups530 yeah "Kevin gots a mog" is a legendary line.

[@BulkernatorKerb]

@@twobeansonecream When you combine it with the mog being "of the foilet", it is rivalled only by Shakespearean writings.

[@JoanWhack]

"Man, my boys don't even play with games any more. They're on the reigns with the dames." Spoken with nothing but pure solace and I felt that, bro.

[@sonyblank1487]

"You pick up bitches in your car? I PICK UP DAMES IN MY SLEIGH!"

[@kwirkLA]

One of the most relatable rap lines in history tbh

[@MisterLucca]

Press F to pay respect to our boy Emula who has insemula.

[@stale_cheeto]

R.I.P Emula

[@chunch8641]

f

[@SamSam065]

F But hey, atleast emo once they got together they going be the team of the mean

[@breadleywheatler9242]

He's doing fine, doctors looked at him and came back with the results. It was nothing emo afterall.

[@Rome64]

F

[@Jigwally]

"You are of roughly equal importance as the inventor of the toilet" is really the greatest compliment you can bestow upon someone

[@sillykola50]

He really has high esteem for Kevin. He must have had a lot of cash, given how much stuff he bought.

[@justdexMUSIC]

Timestamp?

[@pigeon186]

@@justdexMUSIC 1:39

[@ufa2709]

Toliet*

[@Jigwally]

@@ufa2709 right sorry

[@chonkyyeetus9827]

Learn to play any instrument ❌ Learn to play the gabario ✅

[@dinosaurpolitician3663]

This is the longest three and a half minutes I’ve ever endured and I had a huge smile the whole time

[@gwarriorfromhell]

I actually started bopping my head to the beat. It's legit good, and the shit post factor makes it A+

[@kirbymaster5]

"Cuz mario ain't even an atario. You wanna play the gabario?" Damn...

[@hugefishfan]

He said that the second I read this XD

[@landbaud949]

+Kevin Colasuonno Same.

[@mwfury2]

kirbymaster5 I can't its soo good 😂

[@alicecera7512]

really makes you think

[@ohyeahyeahyeahohyeahyeah5926]

kirbymaster5 😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao

[@StarscreamsGirl]

non-euclidian lyrics

[@RougenTCG]

*Holds this comment up* Announcer: BEST IN SHOW!

[@QKuKier]

nice

[@TheMaabusAdmiral]

Perfect description

[@thief594]

This is my favorite fucking comment of all time

[@elviejodann6544]

You, my good man, won the internet

[@nattyfatty4.0]

Respect to the guy for pioneering mumble rap

[@IfYouInsist]

Underrated perspective.

[@alphalax7747]

The fact that this is titled (Rap-along version) signifies that there are other versions of this and i need them immediately

[@henrynelson9301]

It means there are lyrics

[@ArcaneStrain]

Because this fades out at the end, I like to imagine he's still going to this day.

[@T..5156]

Austin Bass what is it

[@Professor_Utonium_]

Legend has it that this shit goes on for like another 12 minutes or something like that.

[@freak4219]

he's like the sea fast and nice

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Austin Bass what is it?

[@michaelsucksatlife2007]

He is still super duper with a big tuper to this day

[@lordcringe1614]

One of the few rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

[@BOGOworms4sale]

Right along with DoubleSwee

[@untitled3112]

Either way, his boy Emula is going to become the team of the mean

[@charbomber110]

@@LZMP60 It's nothing emo though I'm sure he could do it

[@IcyAtlas]

This was young eminem what do you mean

[@Vince_mik]

Bro predicted the word "mog." Truly ahead of his time 🙌

[@Spanishdog17]

Mogs were man dog hybrids from the movie Spaceballs.

[@kwirkLA]

Wherever T-Dub is these days I hope he's found peace and happiness

[@alicecera7512]

He's cooking up his magnum opus.

[@Eichro]

bet he's on the big round town

[@eavn9684]

He was arrested for arson for how fire his bars are.

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

He's going under "JPEGMAFIA" now

[@kwirkLA]

@@sillylittlemonkey7130 lol

[@senatorcthulu1815]

6 years later and T-Dub in the Club still hasn't dropped. It's going to be too hot to handle, isn't it?

[@bbyazul4karchive]

Senator Cthulu He taking all the girls by storm

[@Gokario99]

Senator Cthulu Do you know how long it takes to unfold the toilet? It's going to take T-Dub another four years to finish the album at least.

[@bbyazul4karchive]

Don't forget its hard to be the pimpin man of the big ran

[@Gokario99]

JKickz g. Not to mention showing people what's up and what's not up can make one really tired.

[@bbyazul4karchive]

Plus he has a big tuper, showing people what's up and what's not up is now made two times harder

[@ToastyTime]

The voice of a generation.

[@j.t.hamilton3291]

Hi Bashur :D

[@toontown4lifes]

Hey bashur

[@justinvargas7331]

Hi basur

[@paulwilliams6000]

BASH U SO FUNNYS!!!! Just know u are awesome

[@nerdymonstahsweg4170]

BASHUR REPLY REPLY REPLY sorry i just…. i fan u know iu just rock

[@FinalLychee]

I think this dude unironically invented mumble rap.

[@lovemyself.loveyourself2.]

I'm sorry but it's been 14 years and this STILL hits differently. This is clearly the richest rap ever.

[@rocks5232]

No Drugs, No Flexing, No Half Naked Women, Just pure talent.

[@skywolfx76]

he's gonna show you whats up and what NOT up

[@treeman5400]

womem

[@rocks5232]

womem

[@rocks5232]

Sorry I’m dicelexic

[@rachelrpl]

*w o m e m*

[@1337dubstepaa]

Avant-garde masterpiece "you're gonna unfold like a toilet" Simply ethereal in nature.

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

wee poo Make me a sandwich?

[@StoneAgedQ]

Opinion Onion Maybe Jeffery can

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

Shawn Hughes Come on, you a better man than me- e -e.... e....

[@alexk7173]

+wee poo DONT MESS WITH ME MY BOY KEVIN GOT A MOG OF THE FOILET

[@SakuraStardust]

Right you are, Carlton

[@kingofjs]

I hope this plays during the dance off ending of the super mario movie

[@UnchainedPandoran]

Cuphand friend

[@petergotbored9306]

T-Dub would've been a better voice actor than Chris Pratt tbh

[@RaposaCadela]

1:39 "once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome" is my favorite lyric from this. I mean yeah if I was there to live the invention the the toilet I'd think it was pretty awesome too

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

predicted skibidi toilet

[@touchly]

the best part is that he 100% got cut off you know he kept going. and he's still rapping to this day.

[@George-pz3ue]

Now he has a big tan.

[@Khaled-moha]

George the boi if he has a channel right now,i would appreciate a link or what his channel is called

[@SickTwistedQueen]

But I'm super duper. With a *big tuper.* Boy nothing will ever beat that.

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

It's unironically better than hot coffee pot drop it on Donald Trump

[@Sworly666]

Invoking that MF Doom for that shit

[@sjwtrump1749]

Does that mean he's hung down there

[@MrSinfold]

tuperlets btfo

[@mitchelltheawesome1]

Contender for hardest flex in rap.

[@trulydave]

"i got that A+ on that test cause its a big mess" coldest bar ever

[@mysteryman3963]

Bro flexing his academic prowess

[@LondonCHILLFR]

Ice cube hasn't said a word since this dropped

[@genericidiot2500]

yeah and neither has Tupac or Biggie which is kinda weird

[@brobunni]

@@genericidiot2500 Not to mention Wiz Khalifa and Eminem. Damn, these guys can't top this masterpiece

[@Tomversal]

Raims Taims Tuper Nuture Insemula Bratamach Mog Foiliet Mrain Tooks Atario Gabario Moise Doise New words that this man has invented, hell Man might as well be a new word as well

[@GLURDLESCLETCH]

Tomversal this is the best comment so far

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Big raimes is a big taimes, mario may be super but im super duper with a big tuper

[@ZeroZerock]

the Shakespeare of our era

[@furbiefriend8817]

Fun fact mog is like a british colloquial term meaning cat!

[@explodingmonkeyhead2299]

Shakespeare also made new words

[@graylyhen9490]

I really respect that he kept stretching a rhyme as long as he could, very brave and intuitive of him

[@PTp1ranha]

That's what happens when you're super duper with a big tuper.

[@Zawmbbeh]

that *is* what rapping typically is

[@HarambaeXelonmuskfans]

@@Zawmbbeh nah rapping is looping a beat that’s 7 seconds long and rapping about how hard life is while living inside a golden mansion with money pools

[@nibblingconscience]

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfansyou don’t listen to rap

[@nibblingconscience]

@TheWarsmith09 i do and not every song is like this, only ppl that don’t listen to it say some shit like that

[@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997]

2:55 bro predicted pizza tower

[@giantzombiechild]

I like that he holds his friend Kevin in such high esteem.

[@pizzapoosta]

It started out with Mario, and then suddenly Tony Hawk and toilets.

[@sgtryoseirui6394]

Pizza Poosta Not toilets, toliets.

[@of-fx5ou]

+SgtRyoseirui toilets

[@JazyyWazyy]

lol

[@McZute]

+Pizza Poosta And superman XD

[@SamSam065]

Pizza Poosta don't forget big towns

[@NeonNG]

1:40 I just love how he just stops trying to rap and just talks about how awesome the man who made the toilet was.

[@NeonNG]

@Crazy Lovatic Mario made the toilet to get rid of the big brown

[@bigandrew07]

Toilet.mp4

[@Batzin4k]

*foilet

[@thewisenoodle1116]

they call me mario cos I be installing plumbing fixtures

[@shaynehughes6645]

​@@thewisenoodle1116 mario might be plumbing, but I'm fumbling and tumbling

[@PopPunkFanatic]

Damn it’s been 14 years! I am blessed to have been close to this man in high school! He was a good guy that all the “cool” kids would befriend for a laugh. Hope all is going well for him today

[@8th-wndr]

he really seems like a blast to be around. I come back to this rap all the time lmao

[@loranga]

you're so full of shit dude the video is ironic

[@Baconmutt]

My man's gonna show me what's up and what's not up, and I've never been more afraid in my life.

[@dizzyrobo5351]

when they say white people can't rap

[@attackerc436]

Mmmmmmmm Eminem

[@ralphenstein9105]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Beasties

[@ralphenstein9105]

Nate Quimby That goes without saying. The big mrain.

[@gamerletter1986]

You know people can rap it doesn't matter whats on the outside its what is on the inside

[@chartreux1532]

What are you talking about? Best rap on earth! How will black rappers ever recover?!?!

[@zephyrinfinity2082]

I'm in a health class at school. During the drug unit, we had to find four interesting facts about meth. I wrote 'my boy Seth can rap like the meth' as one of the facts.

[@sw0ld0w]

of course. Its on the test

[@maxminton7861]

He's just trying his best...

[@spannule]

Hey I didn't expect to see you here

[@jakob-__-]

Zephyrinfinity yeet

[@stewartplays]

Did you get the A+ on that test?

[@corpselord666]

Seth can rap like: A) the crack B) the heroin C) the meth

[@Spanishdog17]

I got an A plus on this test because it’s a big mess.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

I don't know how everyone else talks in Charlote, but if T-Dub is anything to go by, an out-of-towner asking for directions would get lost trying to cross the street.

[@slippinjimmy5683]

"My friends don't even play with games anymore, they're on their reigns with the dames." :(

[@Bonkus590]

😩🔥🔥🔥

[@magentasky234]

Pascal Damn that's smooth

[@Scoutspwnd117]

Pascal Unironically this is the most well thought out verse in the song.

[@nolovelost1997]

Eminem - Stan ft. Dido

[@maroyo3805]

Calwen f

[@PokeDude011]

Why isn't this music in Smash Bros?

[@genericstickman5967]

I'm modding this in

[@liammarko6499]

right

[@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear]

pls

[@fists100]

hbox vs armada grand finals music

[@SevenAsses]

I want this as an official soundtrack in Smash brothers

[@shemp_]

All memes aside, "See he has a princess but I get all the others" is a fire line

[@ddgnp1057]

I'm more impressed that he successfully rhymed awesome with tossup.

[@pictal3697]

"I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up. Because it's going down in my town." That's actually kinda fire.

[@B1GG3R_B0Y62]

I never knew how long 3 minutes actually was until I watched this.

[@stupickles5436]

Kaleb Kolakoff I love this video, but I completely understand what you mean lmao

[@Ewilliams25]

Yes

[@dimentio9833]

Same lol Sadly I still can’t be like the big brown

[@Yuunohu]

The tone he takes when he tells us we'll never be like the Big Brown, you can tell he means it.

[@michaelbullen3104]

bro this motherfucker is gonna make a new game how to nuture

[@kingobama4305]

my son loved this he died of testicular cancer back in 1979 and every time i play this i'm reminded of him😪

[@Spanishdog17]

We must find a cure for insemul!

[@jaylus5694]

His mixtape's is hotter than a fire flower.

[@chrisking7744]

+Casual Matt that's super duper

[@aniezekilgore7538]

+Chris King same

[@ZeBossMUDKIP]

I fucking hate you because of that joke XD

[@jacksharkey9257]

damn daniel

[@communistmemes7180]

His mixtape melts steel beams

[@karyndakins1]

Look out, Kevin has the mogs of foilet.

[@karyndakins1]

Issei Hyoudou And shite, he's gonna unfold it like the toilet

[@karyndakins1]

Jacob Barker Can you get me out of that rant?

[@SewpahMario]

Issei Hyoudou And when he made the toilet, everybody thought it was so awesome.

[@lucumayogurt]

Look out, Kevin's got a big tupor!

[@karyndakins1]

banananutpie01 Holy shit! I never noticed... somebody... somebody call the army...

[@Odelayderado]

14 years ago this man left a banger even making up new words then just left the industry what goat

[@GuitarbenderS]

my boy emula 😃 he has insemula 😔

[@superwaddledee367]

Will the real Slim Shady please sit down??

[@ianscoffin4566]

Six4cShot lol that was a good one

[@wisccheese9257]

Alexodium I have to rub this one out on u sailor moon gross

[@lavonzellamoore3027]

You got a big land for *exploring sans* I'm like JoJo siwas fan only I be talking cause I'm da last you *might be crazy but when I'm lazy* I'll show ya *clues from the blues that make you feel goud* cause when I'm with understood I'm not lazy with wood cause *when I get paid I laid it on the rain cause you might be fancy but I'm super dancy.* *ya look like bendy only shipped with Cendy* don't understand your circumstance cause ya look like *pans* that *I* wash with *Sand.* You might be lazy but I'm paid *super daily!* You wanna see games? I'll show you fame! You wanna be *super?* Loop KZbinrs bloopers Hackers gonna hack Slappers gonna slap Money gonna go to me You gonna get some sleep *(Wtf)* You see slim shady buy your lazy so you say "shady I got crazy" Made by: me Des.: *I didn't want to be mean it's just a prank also making a rap off of dis song XD* #PranksFromRaps

[@lavonzellamoore3027]

Yes

[@birberking6999]

nah, he ain't the big brown.

[@pkfirealarm4685]

When he said “you wanna play with gabario?” I felt that

[@six_buck_dlc]

goomba mario gabario

[@baconatorisback3772]

On a spiritual level

[@Earmitethemself]

gabar.io

[@SneedBass]

Doise?

[@Phryguye]

@@SneedBass moise

[@dubbynelson]

there's no way he's super duper AND has a big tuper. it's simply impossible.

[@nuggyfresh6430]

it's like going into the character creator and it says you have 0/10 points to spend but he just keeps spending points, game shark for real life, set his tuper on MAX

[@Bingotov]

Not many people know that “stan” by Eminem was actually written about Eminem being a fan of this guy

[@Necron1999]

First Listen: “What a hilariously bad song, haha!” Second Listen: “I love this in an ironic way.” Forty-seventh Listen: “T-Dub is an unappreciated, Dadaist genius who has completely deconstructed the English language and bent it to his will.”

[@phatman9762]

This is like when I started saying "oof" ironically and now I just say it. lol

[@immewingatm]

He unfolded English like the toilet

[@Josuh]

That was super duper of him

[@peony4175]

@@phatman9762 oof, that sucks

[@thewisenoodle1116]

@@phatman9762 zoomer moment

[@seanyproductions]

I thought only Bowser could spit fire. Wow.

[@WillieDangerously]

"Mario might be a Super... mmm... Man..."

[@jdalvo9391]

13 years and Mario still been quiet

[@bradystutorials]

I love how it starts out as a diss track on Mario before he just kinda' starts rambling.

[@mrlevinielsen]

"How you gonna win when you ain't right within?" - Lauryn Hill "You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game" - Eminem "Remind yourself nobody's built like you designed yourself" - Jay Z "Tony Hawk so cool, well Kevin's gots a mog of thefoileit he gunna unfoild it like the toilet" - T-Dub

[@EIbows]

Praying that emula recovers from his insemula

[@RadioactiveGoatoid]

bro has non-euclidean bars

[@woop6727]

everyone's talking about emula, tupers and folding toilets but nobody's talking about the best lyric "i'm gonna be like the sea, fast and nice."

[@six_buck_dlc]

this had me crying

[@Tom_Van_Zandt]

It's funny because it's true.

[@SuperSandwich713]

Captain Beefheart lyric

[@someguy9678]

No the best lyric is "Mario is super but I'm super duper"

[@shaynehughes6645]

Bro thinks he's Bruce Lee

[@carterpewderschmitgaming]

"Perfect rappers don't exist"

[@jacobpoulton5679]

they do now

[@tldeck8282]

Along with the Reese's Puffs kid, the two best rappers to ever live.

[@KommieKaze]

Back in the day when rapping was actually good

[@joshshrum2764]

Biggie Smalls, and T dub where the shit back in the day.

[@psykov]

i hope emula is okay 14 years later, insemula is no joke

[@thebrapman]

Sorry to hear about Emula, I heard insemula is pretty serious. Wishing him a speedy recovery x

[@logat1847]

thebrapman we died about 3 weeks ago

[@charbomber110]

Don't worry it's not anything emo

[@MrSinfold]

you can't recover from insemula

[@xercespriest]

Damn I lost my grandpa to insemula. He got emo real fast, went to Hot Topic, and that was all she wrote.

[@celery.0532]

nah don’t worry, it’s nothing emo, once they get together they’re gonna be the team

[@ezio_auditore5425]

Bet you T dubs haters aren't even old enough to remember playing Gabario.

[@BalthorYT]

Clearly none of them played with the Atario

[@Ebitz20]

They probably didn't play with mrain either

[@rokkumanboidotapioykuinto2535]

It takes a lot of confidence to post something like this online, especially back then. 10/10 song, no one on the planet could possibly compare. T-Dub made so many new words while rapping, seriously these words should be an addition to the English language.

[@u1ti]

Anyone else disappointed T-Dub wasn't casted as the Big Brown in the new movie?

[@Alextheflykat]

He really made me step back and think "shit man, do I REALLY wanna play with gabario?"

[@genericidiot2500]

this sum deep incomprehensible shit man

[@Groooovey]

Well did you? I write this on 3/20/2021. I think you've had enough to time to come to a conclusion.

[@Alextheflykat]

@@Groooovey I thought about it. But in the end, I think the babes, ferraris, playboy parties, it woukd go to my head ya know? I wanna stay humble, I feel like playing with gabario would only make me a conceited jerk

[@Groooovey]

@@Alextheflykat I think that's a respectable choice. Me personally, I think I would have played with gabario purely for the experience. You know, like drinking booze, smoking, or something else along those lines. I feel like it would've been an important event in my life that would've become a great story to tell my children.

[@Alextheflykat]

@@Groooovey can't argue there, I wont deny gabario would've been a wild ride for me in my youth

[@lukecabral4198]

My heart jumps at 2:08 when he decides to sing for that one random line

[@vincentvanschoor6135]

His dance moves are also on point

[@basedornot7831]

He hits that milly rock nigga

[@thatoneguy3503]

Bro trying be like Drake

[@vladiv3623]

I love how he’s not even actually singing the lyrics, it’s just a voiceover.

[@bored8284]

This video leaves me with so many questions. Mostly who won the toss em up between kevin and that man

[@benmakesmovies4031]

So when Shakespeare made up words he was called the father of modern English, but when T-Dub does it he's called autistic? #justice4tdub

[@russiandoggo4336]

benmakesmovies bump

[@willorn]

i bet the only difference between shakespeare and tdubs is that tdubs isn't recognized internationally. we hold his future in our hands in this digital age.

[@Z3RO5286]

benmakesmovies this is better than drake and lil pump and lil yatchy

[@retrosquid4438]

Because Shakespeare had some dignity.

[@BombasticLion]

yeah but Shakespeare was good at writing plays

[@DitzeeDoo]

this is my favorite iggy azalea song

[@XxSpinesxX]

You win the internet

[@larrystylinson2738]

That's it. That's fucking it. Life's a game and you've already won.

[@danamal02]

You are my favorite child of the internet

[@BlueBirdVSmc]

Dana M. Aww. :(

[@EndlessMisplays]

this man invented the word mog

[@BubbleBFDI]

0% drugs 0% sex and nudity 0% bragging 0% skill 100% on the big mess

[@Kilbot192]

It's so embarrassing when you're rapping and you accidentally say "toys" when you meant to say "doise". Even the experts make mistakes sometimes...

[@JigglyPuff499]

This cracked me up so hard.

[@CorpseCircus]

Everytime it happens to me I get so embarrassed

[@mattyd7096]

Are you questioning the expert

[@Spanishdog17]

It's called "rewriting the rules"

[@ralphenstein9105]

Excellent comment. Sincerely.

[@cubexgaming6215]

Guys... Today's the day I'm gonna play the game... With the big mrain.

[@PizzaDoesThings]

+Matthew Kernodle you write me down in your books cause I'm gunna have all the hooks.

[@wahabihobofilms7427]

Is it for the Atario or the Gabario?

[@cubexgaming6215]

WahabiHoboFilms It's for the Goombario!

[@citocortez5631]

sæm

[@TheThirty]

+CubexGaming Hey, I've seen you somewhere...

[@roxygaming5968]

I am still eagerly awaiting the day where T-Dub releases his game on how to nuture.

[@joshuafergang4979]

Mario ain't even an atario is such a clever line. let this man COOK

[@JanitorAntisocial]

Take a shot whenever he starts a lyric with "man".

[@luiszoom215]

You'd be dead within the first minute

[@Synthulhu]

JanitorAntisocial thats 11 fucking shots

[@Synthulhu]

you better do the bonus challenge too

[@Preeve]

If you do the bonus challenge, that's over 30 fucking shots in total.

[@Turtleproof]

JanitorAntisocial hitting us with the fun methods of suicide.

[@losaosoba3804]

Glad to see Napoleon Dynamite started rapping.

[@catherine1776]

i'm you but stronger

[@MeiClover]

He actually references Napoleon in his song Ramba Tambas.

[@sushicolors]

1980: "Wow, this song is amazing!" 2020: "Wow, this song is amazing!" 3050: "Wow, this song is amazing!"

[@Myne1001]

Glad that time travellers in 1980 can appreciate this song

[@ThePixelated_kris]

@@Myne1001 time travelers in the Russian revolution like it so much Vladimir Lenin has endorsed it

[@vizuren]

Goatest Mario Vid ever.

[@zephyrinfinity2082]

My average Saturday morning consists of microwaving pizza and listening to this at full volume with all the windows open.

[@SirKrigeon]

He went from rapping about Mario, then all of a sudden Tony Hawk, insemula, toilets and whatnot are brought into this. A lyrical masterpiece, 10/10

[@bobathy5710]

Sir Krigeon his boys dont play games anymore bc they “On the reigns with the dames” implying he’s friends get mad pussy. This man can spit fire and pound fire too

[@morshulinton4112]

*toliets

[@jettx123]

nobody’s safe

[@Zed-97]

This better play at the end of the mario movie

[@obbfrog5599]

and when the world needed him most.. he vanished.

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Lyric analysis (Part 1): “Yea.” - T-Dub starts off strong, by confirming an unknown statement to the viewer. This is obviously supposed to imply that the viewer knows what’s up, likely confirming that T-Dub is, in fact, present, and that he is about to go hard. “You wanna play with your Mario games? I had a big raims, is a big taims.” - T-Dub here confronts the viewer for wishing to play with their Mario games, suggesting that he is better than the viewer because “he had a big raims”, a raims apparently being a “big taims”. This is clearly meant to be a kind of flex, as it implies that not only does T-Dub have a taims, but a big one, which is obviously far superior to anything else that the viewer owns, particularly their Mario games. “‘Cuz Mario might be Super, but I’m super duper with a big tuper.” - T-Dub again flexes on the audience, making the bold but undeniable statement that not only is he super duper - thus making him superior to Mario, who is simply “Super” - he also has a big “tuper”, which likely refers to his brain. “‘Cuz no-one’s gonna hit it like me ‘cuz Mario has a big C.” - This line confirms the fact that T-Dub is a sexual master, because no-one’s gonna hit “it” (as in, a female posterior) like him, despite the fact that Mario has a big “C” (as in “cock”, referring to his penis). Of course, T-Dub could be correct in stating that the reason why no-one could hit it like him is because of Mario’s large penis, as if T-Dub sees Mario as such a threat to his dominance, Mario’s penis size could make girls uncomfortable and unwilling to sleep with him, therefore eliminating Mario as a true threat and ensuring that T-Dub is indeed the only person who is able to hit it like him. “But I got the A+ on that test, because it’s a big mess” - This references the previous line in which Mario was said to have a big C, framing that as if T-Dub was referring to his grade in the test of being able to successfully “hit it”. T-Dub claims that, in such a test, he was awarded an A+, the highest grade possible, because of the large mess that he created, suggesting that either he or the woman he was fornicating with had a particularly large orgasm, producing a large amount of fluid that would inevitably cause a big mess. “Mario might be a Superman, but I’m going to have a big tan” - T-Dub brags that although Mario might have superpowers, like famous comic book hero Superman, he is more attractive and will continue to be so in future, at some point having a big tan (which was the style at the time of this song’s release). “Mario might’ve been to the past and to the future, but I’m gonna make a new game: How to Nuture” - Here, T-Dub references the game Mario’s Time Machine, a commercial flop, boasting that despite Mario’s feats in that game, he will make a new game that will be better called How to Nuture. It is uncertain what nuturing is; common interpretations suggest that it is an ability of T-Dub’s that he hopes to teach to us lesser men in his video game. Alternative interpretations suggest instead that T-Dub misspoke here and intended to say “neuter”, referring to the act of removing an animal’s genitalia and implying that he will do the same to Mario to assert his dominance. "Man, Mario can't play like that, T-Dub's on the May." - T-Dub again suggests that Mario's games will always be inferior to T-Dub's, since T-Dub is "on the May". This could refer to T-Dub's game releasing in May, when Mario himself will be able to see that it is so good that he could never star in as good a game ever again. Alternatively, this line could refer to Mario's ability to "play the game", as in picking up women. As T-Dub has previously stated, he gets many more women than Mario, possibly in this case including May from Pokemon, another prominent Nintendo franchise. "Man, you want to hit it down with the big town? Man, you can't be like the big brown!" - Mario supposedly believes that his own rapping abilities make him popular amongst the citizens of "the big town", but T-Dub is swift to remind him that he is in no position to be taking issue or 'having beef' (here described as "the big brown", referring to cows which are often brown) with anyone who would challenge that belief, due to his obviously inferior rapping abilities compared to T-Dub's. "My boy Emula, he has insemula." - T-Dub gains the sympathies of his audience by sharing what must surely be a harrowing situation, even for him: his friend Emula is apparently afflicted with the condition known as insemula, which you may know to be a debilitating disease with low survival rates. "Man, it's nothing emo. Once they get together, they're going to be the team of the mean." - However, T-Dub lifts emotions high again by reminding the audience that when Emula collaborates with an as-yet-unmentioned individual, the resulting duo would likely become more talented than their peers, or at least have higher than average rapping abilities. This is to imply that T-Dub sees this inevitable team as a greater threat to his own power than Mario, who has been consistently suggested up to this point to be talentless. "You see, my boy Seth, he can rap like the meth. That's on the test." - T-Dub now reveals Emula's rapping partner: his other friend Seth, who apparently is skilled enough at rapping that he can be compared to methamphetamine, which is a recreational drug that makes its users more alert, suggesting that Seth's raps are worthy of attention. He also mentions that this fact is on the aforementioned test, which T-Dub obviously knew but which Mario was unaware of, as shown by their grades. "Man, you can't even hit it with the big mess." - T-Dub refers to his earlier line about the test ("the big mess"), suggesting that Mario was unable to achieve even a passing grade (otherwise referred to as "hitting the mark") on the test. With this, T-Dub once again asserts his intellectual superiority over Mario, who is suggested to be far less intelligent. This line also suggests that the test itself is of great difficulty, as a C would be considered to be a passing grade in most tests, but is unsatisfactory on this one. This way, T-Dub actually humbles himself by reminding himself that it is difficult for most people to have as many women as he does, but reminds the viewers of his strengths and Mario's weaknesses when it comes to "hitting it". "Man, you can't beat 'em, because he's gonna see 'em." - T-Dub suggests that Mario is a domestic abuser, as he is suggested to have a desire to "beat 'em", "'em" likely being a reference to a particular group of women. However, Mario is unable to achieve his violent desires, as God himself (referred to by the male pronoun, as He often is in the Bible) would inevitably see this act of violence and the women who are subject to it, and will likely strike Mario down in rage and cast him into the depths of Hell to burn for all eternity. Sorry, Mario, but there are no 1-ups here! "Man, you gonna hit it down with the big town? I'm gonna make it 'round." - T-Dub threatens Mario in this line, claiming that if Mario attempts to encroach on his territory and claim it for himself, T-Dub will personally visit "the big town", with the strong suggestion that he will pursue some form of vengeance against Mario for this transgression. "I had a big town in the A town." - T-Dub asserts that the "big town" referred to in previous lines is his large territory in "the A town". Though the question of what town T-Dub was referring to as "the A town" eluded many historians and geographers for many years, the official music video for this song confirms that T-Dub is here referring to the city of Alpena, Michigan, which is the second most populated city in the region of Northern Michigan and is therefore, indeed, a "big town". *(Continued in Part 2)*

[@IcyAtlas]

You goddamn maniac.

[@JJCcubes42]

I'm literally crying lmao

[@richards.5964]

You forgot his sudden and genius dip into drug culture: "you see my boy seth he can rap like the meth, that's on the test" T-Dub brings his friend/partner Seth into the song mentioning that he also has a strong rap game, one that rivals that of a powerful drug such as methamphetamine. Powerful enough that it's like a meth "that's on the test", likely referencing meth that will actually show up on a drug test (as opposed to a weaker formula that won't show up at all). This potentially alludes to T-Dub being experienced with the drug, as well as aware of both good and inferior types of it.

[@IrritatedIndex]

Richard S. He may also be talking about Method Man

[@gayle-annrumsby1243]

"I got an A+ on that test because it's a big mess." Tdub flexes his intellect for us stating again, his domination over the listener and namely, Mario. He states that despite the fact the test was a big mess he still had the superior intellect to ace it anyway. "Mario might be super m-er man, but I'm gonna have a big tan." Tdub announces to the listener that even though Mario might have superior strength and be able to perform feats that mere mortals cannot, his (Tdub's) epidermis is going to be heavily tanned. Likely from basking in the sun for too long or it could be a play on words that Tdub is just so hot that he is actually able to give off UAV radiation much like that of the sun and thus, tan his own body. "He might have went to the past and'mm to the future" Continuing off his previous statement of Mario being superman, Tdub laments that Mario is also able to traverse through time and space at will. "But I'm gonna make a new game how to nuture." It would seem Tdub is making his dive into the world of game development as he announces the name of said game, 'how to nuture' likely a simulation game of sorts. There I did some more. This guy is confusing.

[@kumatora970]

gabario is the secret 3rd brother.

[@johnroberts4624]

Don't forget about the 4th estranged brother, Atario

[@henryellis7412]

Spondaj is actually the 3rd brother

[@samrafkin3699]

Is that on the test?

[@RayLombardo]

Chillin’ of course there’s Vinesauce fans on this video. It only makes sense.

[@RayLombardo]

🅱inyot bros: a quario adventure

[@snausages43]

I love how judgmental he sounds when he asks if you want to play with gabario

[@owengriffis9396]

Big Mrain Moment

[@Magicmushroomboi]

*Don't👏say 👏you 👏like 👏rap 👏if 👏you 👏don't 👏listen 👏to 👏this*

[@TheHallOfTally]

Magic mushroom I'm the 100 like boi

[@lavonzellamoore3027]

FIRST TO BE THE SECONDD COMMET CAUSE MY SIS VOMIT AND I CANT EXPLORE YPUTUBE CAUSE SHES LOOPING BLUE CLUES

[@chuuyamybeloved3917]

Magic mushroom lol

[@TeviousCronin]

Yes👏your👏right👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@TheHallOfTally]

@LeCoolFace bro you don't even have a big brown