Mario Conspiracy Theories are Shocking

[@djsierra777]

Jacob looks like a divorced dad trying really hard to connect with his kids at a Hannah Montana concert on the weekend he has custody circa 2008

[@Jane-oz7pp]

I don't think jokes about dads who are actually trying to be good dads are that great tbh. Leave the punchlines for the actual deadbeats.

[@ST4rG1rL.]

​@@Jane-oz7pp it's not a critic of those dads tho ? op is just saying that he gives off this very specific vibe

[@PeachysMom]

@@Jane-oz7pp it wasn’t an insult, it was an observation/appreciation.

[@caicaicairo]

@@Jane-oz7pp-_-

[@donovanfaust3227]

​@@Jane-oz7pp what are you even mad about? No one is insulting anyone here.

[@ratb4st4rd30]

also mario is a plumber bc so many of the original games mechanics are based on the pipes, he was actually a carpenter in donkey kong but they changed it to plumber when they introduced the pipes in marios own games (i am deeply autistic)

[@thatsdisco]

yess, thank you for your service, fellow autistic ♡

[@sumlem]

Thank you

[@kfishert]

autism win

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Once again, NTs would be nothing without us. Thanks friend 💙

[@ensommeille5315]

And Luigi technically worked at the bottling plant before he joined Mario as a plumber lol, there was also the time Mario went the military that may or may not have been Japanese military propaganda They've really gotten around over the years lmao Edit to add I am also deeply autistic and my special interest is general NES and SNES games including the old Mario stuff so!! With u there

[@Xx_Mrs.Magic_xX]

So they’re telling me that Mario’s bones got ABSOLUTELY SQUISHY?!?!?!

[@dylersol]

bro's bones went crunch squelch snap 💀 attention seeking much, mario? 💀

[@jasonfakename4851]

@@dylersol that’s some villain behavior that Mario is producing right there 💀💀

[@holycornholioo]

guys my bones are gettin squishy

[@hearts4uzi]

me when danny reference

[@via_long]

danny gonzales moment

[@yukimistay]

the funniest part of the "dictator peach" theory is one of their points can be disproven just by playing sunshine. the game literally ends with bowser telling jr peach isnt his mom, and jr says he knew that already

[@sillysheepskiies]

I was so confused when i heard that part because how are you going to make a conspiracy about mario and then source a point from a game that disproves it??

[@1993Southparkfan]

He probably never finished the game.

[@nameillprobablyregret6533]

Filmmakers before 9/11: "plane go into building because it looks cool" Filmmakers post 9/11: "no planes in buildings"

[@Hatris]

Super Mario

[@jordanr.2120]

@@HatrisWhy does KZbin think this is in another language 😂

[@toonacyedits8521]

Who could've guessed that Mario's original color scheme wasn't just palette limitations in older game systems, but communist propaganda this whole time?

[@laceyrainbolt5432]

lol thank you

[@froggy5748]

And it’s definitely not that his color palette would stand out within the environment, no way, it has to be communism

[@TanatatKnight246]

The Game Theory: Mario is COMMUNIST?!? and its consequences have been a disaster on the Mario Conspiracy Theories.

[@Panda2.000]

And the plumber was to replace popeye characters

[@404findnotnamed]

Mmmm yes I wasn't interested in communism before, but once I found out that at one point Mario was red and yellow, I finally began to truly understand the finer points of Marx' Capital and saw the true poignancy and lasting relevance of Lenin's writings.

[@supermaryg]

ok legit the boos being shy guys is actually pretty great. they hide their face normally so them being "shy guys" with a mask is actually interesting.

[@SylYasha]

I love that that one theory used the Mario Sunshine, Peach is Bowser Jr.’s mom quote as evidence. Completely ignoring that in the same game Bowser told him that he was lying, she’s not his mom 😂

[@Jane-oz7pp]

People be cherry picking anything and people be believing it

[@marsandvenu5]

The name Mario is one of the most common names in Italy (our equivalent of John smith is literally Mario Rossi) and plumbers are one of the most common jobs in Italy that is why Mario is an Italian plumber lmao the fact that the game was made in Japan does not change anything. Anyway, live laugh love nuggets

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

wow thats so cool i wish italians were real 😔✋

[@pudding447]

especially considering that japan has never been communist at all

[@whatever9097]

Wario and Waluigi are *not* brothers. They’re relationship is ambiguous and there’s no evidence to say they’re brothers. So they’re (theoretically) having regular non-brother sex. There is no brother fucking involved.

[@ripfrank69]

I was looking for this comment. I’ll never get over Nintendo originally making them brothers but later deciding that they are, in fact, two unrelated friends who just so happen to look like evil versions of two brothers.

[@froggy5748]

I think I’ve seen people talk about how wario is a cousin to Mario and Luigi but waluigi is literally just a guy that really hates Luigi so he’s friends with wario to be the evil version lmao

[@docbrown538]

Normal? They're having the *least* normal non-brother sex. You look at those men and tell me they're not having the weirdest non-brother sex the likes of which the world has never seen and will never recover from.

[@erinbrady9444]

saying paris hilton could make up a kidnapping and abuse story is so crazy considering, you know, it turned out she actually *was* kidnapped and abused in her youth

[@lucasraines]

Jacob Andrew Sharpe is president of my heart 💖

[@southparkfirefly]

That Reddit rant man...they...they DO know Peach and Bowser aren't real right?

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

as far as reddit is concerned women arent real so

[@iitsdestt]

i hate conspiracy theories about children’s content that are just “it’s all a hallucination!!!” like be creative or something you could say that about any piece of fiction ever

[@fleaasmcgee1271]

Bro Bowser Jr. Called Peach momma because Bowser told him she was so his little heart wouldn’t be broken. It’s been shown many times Bowser doesn’t feel confident in himself as a single parent

[@Jane-oz7pp]

it wasn't so his heart wouldn't be broken wtf? it was so he would cause trouble for Mario. Bowser does not care about his kids, they're literally just pawns for the expansion of his kingdom in his eyes. He's based off of real royalty.

[@kerriharris7418]

@@Jane-oz7pp That is false. You see a lot more of bowser and his thoughts and feelings in the paper Mario/rpg/dream team/inside story games. He’s a pretty big softy sometimes.

[@3FuzzyBunnys]

@@Jane-oz7pp don’t mischaracterize bowser, I know him personally and he’s a really cool guy 😡😡😡

[@Meckolo]

I had a fixation on mario a while back and the reason that mario is yellow and blue etc etc in the original game is because they had limited storage and colours for sprites so they had to use the simple basic colours as stand-ins for the other ones, the reason it changed over time is because it became less limited with newer technology and they had significantly more storage to use more complicated colours and imagery 😭😭😭😭

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Same reason there are blonde and purple hair colours for Link in early games. Brown was just harder to do for some titles.

[@Meckolo]

@@Jane-oz7pp yep! Exactly

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Yeah the NES only had like, 8 colors to choose from

[@neilyworm]

babygirl you know that wario and waluigi are not brothers right. it would just be normal non-brother sex 😭

[@mattcottrell3286]

I love you. Not a bot. Just high.

[@erisolorzano8590]

aw that sucks. I wanted it to be brother sex :/ (/j)

[@greyisnthere]

losing it over the phrase "normal non-brother sex" 😭

[@biggestastiest]

actually you're so right Jacob does count as a babygirl

[@Jane-oz7pp]

​@@biggestastiest Jacob is the most babygirl a guy can be, tbh

[@trashratsismyband]

my Mario conspiracy theory is that secretly Jacob is actually Mario and kurtis is actually Luigi.

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

kurtis being luigi makes my little adhd brain so happy ✋

[@blue-dabad33]

why does that work so well lmao???!

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Eddy Burback is Mario and Noah Samsen is Luigi

[@dogwood5070]

You know Wario and Waluigi aren’t canonically brothers, right? Their relationship in unclear, according to Nintendo

[@dogwood5070]

Why the fuck did Jacob heart this?

[@iguessimhere2632]

So Wario and Waluigi are NOT brothers, just pals. But it’s still weird to write erotic fanfiction of two dudes based entirely ON brother characters

[@ALargeAmountOfBees]

Y-yeah! super weird! **tosses my Jacob x Kurtis fanfic into the trash**

[@moody_moosh]

'Let's do one more from Reddit' I've never seen someone regret their choices so fast in my life

[@MissCutechan]

I can’t believe the Reddit propaganda post found a nefarious way to describe what writing a plot to a fictional story is

[@whatever9097]

Not the dictator theory saying kidnapping is fine if it’s a current/former partner💀💀 dude that’s still a crime

[@mackzp]

You should've tried starting your own conspiracy, just to see how quickly you could send fans into a spiral

[@Cosmic-Crow]

8:27 at the end of sunshine, there's a scene where bowser tells baby bowser that peach isn't his real mom. just thought i'd mention that.

[@WatsonAndDaughter]

I don't know how you manage to be as handsome as you are with that mustache but you certainly give the Mario men a run for their money

[@southparkfirefly]

Maybe he's the third Mario brother~

[@lovemandagrace]

That's a backhanded compliment if I ever read one 😳

[@WatsonAndDaughter]

@@lovemandagrace the mustache is so bad I'm sorry 😞

[@cassandraburns9073]

If I saw my grandpa/Jacob at a music festival, I'd be comforted, grateful, and extremely worried all at once.

[@worldsbiggestal]

the one about princess peach propaganda was definitely written by a goomba, there is no convincing me otherwise

[@blue-dabad33]

i CANNOT get over the two guys using the Alpha Bro Podcast Cadence while they say the phrase "goombas become boos" it's killing me 😭

[@spiderlassie]

Once upon a time in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and his faithful sidekick, Luigi, were enjoying a peaceful day in the sunny meadows. Mario was known for his heroic adventures, saving Princess Peach from the clutches of the evil Bowser and ensuring peace throughout the land. However, this story takes an unexpected turn. One fateful day, Mario stumbled upon a mysterious artifact hidden deep within the Mushroom Kingdom. It was a peculiar-looking power-up, unlike any he had ever seen before. Curiosity overwhelmed him, and without a second thought, Mario decided to give it a try. Little did he know that this power-up had an unimaginable consequence. As Mario activated the power-up, a vortex appeared before him, sucking him and Luigi into a wormhole. They found themselves in a foreign land, a place they had never seen or heard of before. It was the human world, and they had landed in New York City. Confused and disoriented, Mario and Luigi explored their new surroundings. They wandered the bustling streets, marveling at the towering buildings and the countless people going about their daily lives. However, Mario couldn't shake off the feeling that something was amiss. Unbeknownst to our heroes, a sinister group known as the Koopa Terrorists had been planning an attack on the World Trade Center. They had concocted a plan to cause chaos and destruction, aiming to strike fear into the hearts of innocent people. They had carefully planted explosives within the buildings, waiting for the opportune moment to execute their horrifying scheme. Mario, being the heroic plumber he was, noticed something suspicious. He stumbled upon one of the terrorists discussing their plans in a dark alley. Without hesitation, Mario confronted the terrorist, demanding that they stop their malicious intentions. A scuffle broke out, and in the midst of the chaos, Mario inadvertently triggered the explosives. A devastating explosion rocked the World Trade Center towers, sending shockwaves through the city. Mario and Luigi were thrown back by the force, their bodies battered and bruised. As they struggled to regain their senses, the true extent of the disaster became apparent. News of the tragic event spread like wildfire, and the world mourned the loss of innocent lives. The blame fell on the Koopa Terrorists, but little did anyone suspect that Mario, the beloved hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, had played a role in this terrible tragedy. Filled with guilt and remorse, Mario and Luigi vowed to find a way back to their world and prevent any further harm from coming to the human world. They knew they had to make amends for the unintended consequences of their actions. With the help of a kind scientist named Dr. E. Gadd, Mario and Luigi managed to repair the damaged wormhole and return to the Mushroom Kingdom. They spent the rest of their lives dedicated to preventing evil and protecting their home, forever haunted by the memory of the day they unwittingly became entangled in a human tragedy. And so, the tale of how Mario caused 9/11 became a cautionary story, reminding us that even the most well-intentioned actions can have unintended and devastating consequences. It serves as a reminder to be vigilant, to question our actions, and to consider the potential outcomes before we act.

[@aussiejo5764]

Erm... tl;dr?

[@PapaSmurfOwO]

that spoke to me in ways words cannot describe. Thankyou

[@Shmilysqueep]

I do not have time to read all this but you can take my like anyway

[@toxic-stew]

I can't believe I read all of this and loved every second

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Cwinge

[@nerysvanderheijden8528]

10:06 sounds like a conversation between donkey doug and jason from the good place

[@TinyGhosty]

The funniest part of these conspiracies is that tiktok bleeping out communism like it is a swear word.

[@mastermarkus5307]

That absolutely baffled me and I couldn't stop laughing. I don't understand the thought process behind that at all.

[@jennyadamson4990]

I’m sure the reason he was red and yellow (like how the Simpson’s are all yellow) is because back then when animating they would only use primary and secondary colours? I had a college lecturer who told me that so idk if it’s right but I thought it made sense as those colours are the base for most design and when technology wasn’t as good it was more difficult to create different colours through the mixing of primary coloured pixels

[@knofear8859]

Ah yes, former Nintendo CEO Hiroshi Yamauchi, well-known for supporting communism.

[@SPIXE.04]

Humans never cease to confuse me

[@EVELYNROXIE]

Saw you live in Winnipeg! Dragged my hubby there lol he’s not much for stand up shows, mostly because he doesn’t speak English very well. But even he had a great time! Laughed so hard the whole night! You and Dean were both awesome! ❤

[@jeremygreen2883]

Wait, you're telling me in the game where you can get 1ups... And you can reset the game... That no one ever dies??? 😅

[@galaxycoffee933]

this video was the exact same length as the time it took for me to eat a delicious sandwich so thank you for posting this

[@imlostinthefade]

I gotta say, I was distracted for most of the video by how beautiful Jacob's tattoos are, but the Princess Peach propaganda and strange infusion of misogyny into the whole post really brought me back to reality. Great video! (and beautiful arms!)

[@imlostinthefade]

mama mia pizzeria

[@dae8665]

Mario theories are my fave, but I hate the slander against Peach lmao The game Super Princess Peach literally is Peach as the main character saving Mario and Luigi and all the Toads, because Bowser is like "haha if i kidnap Mario then NOBODY can save the mushroom kingdom" and Peach is like 'dats wrong' and with a magic island enhancing her emotions and a talking magic umbrella Peach kicks ass and takes names LOL My favourite theory is that Mario, Peach, and Bowser are in a poly relationship with a kidnapping kink lol

[@sava-smth]

Theories abt how *insert media* is just a dream/drug trip/etc. is my least favourite. They kill al fun parts of source material!

[@regitriotrio5656]

So glad to be back for another nugget fulled video. Yum yum nuggs.

[@beagay963]

To be fair, there’s more mushroom species in Bowsers kingdom than peaches, kinda weird so many don’t wanna follow Peach’s rule.

[@cassidypyle4316]

I truly cannot believe that I am sitting in a hotel room in Toronto eating Thai food and watching this video knowing I'll be seeing you LIVE on Friday wowowow love it

[@christophersun]

you have my new cats approval. I played this video and she hopped up on the couch with me in curiosity

[@tillie25]

i saw that one theory about peach being the one to seduce bowser when i was like 10 and wholeheartedly believed it was true and canon until i was in highschool

[@meah966]

late to the party but i saw you on kurtis’ tour in melbourne and you were absolutely amazing, i was in stitches during your entire set it was one of the best nights of my life, much love

[@mr.duck1246]

I just got skipped by the bus twice and am now home an hour late so I’m glad I get to come home to a new video from Jacob!

[@ilianakaterina5719]

this was well timed because i watched the mario movie during religion class today because my religion teacher got fired and our vice principal was subbing

[@johdoeluvsyou]

i always think of people watching your intros for the first time and feeling genuinely crazy as they are comically perplexing. however, 10/10 video. slayed as always

[@aribantala]

The Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser's domain were two different Nation States. Bowser's ambition since the first ever Super Mario game on the NES was to take over the Mushroom Kingdom to be a part of His Dominion. Literally the simplest plot there is... And has been on Nintendo's drawing board for ages and on multiple title (Zelda, Kingdom Hearts). Both nations are at an almost constant state of conflict because that's how you drive a plot on this kind of story. And you know? there's a time where both Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser's Domain were "quasi-ally". The time where an Alien Invasion came to the world and took over both state. It's on the Super Mario DS version. Both Peach's and Bowser's change to that of saving their own collective world

[@Jane-oz7pp]

5:40 so like... if we assume a base number of like 20 enemies per map, maybe 3/4 of them being not invincible... At the high end we're looking at like 1000 dead soldiers from Bowser's army. An army made from literally dozens of kingdoms. He's got plenty left my dudes.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

welll, if we're only talking the 2D titles, anyway. Oddysee and Galaxy got a little wild.

[@sarahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

coming back only when the nuggets are goomba-flavoured. 1/10

[@cheesebatto]

saying Peach is a prissy bitch, "much like Paris Hilton" in sm64 is just ????? literally all she does in that game is bake a cake for Mario????

[@cheesebatto]

and be nice to him

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Does she even do anything besides that? Have they played the right game??

[@1993Southparkfan]

The only thing I can think of is that at the beginning, the letter reads “I baked a cake for you” implying that it’s already been made because it is in past tense, but at the end she said “Let’s make a delicious cake. For Mario.” and that’s not in past tens meaning she didn’t even make the cake yet. I don’t think that makes her a “prissy bitch” though. He probably created this conspiracy theory just to hate on women.(Especially when he brought Paris Hilton up, that seems very random and came out of nowhere)

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@1993Southparkfan probably a mistranslation

[@trashcannnt]

jacob looks like hes in his frat boy era

[@jessmarie.d]

Mario is a plumber because Nintendo of America helped chose that profession which was huge in America in the 80s amongst the Italian immigrants

[@mxkrohn]

don’t know why i’ve never noticed the tree tattoo on you arm, it looks awesome!

[@rascal_rae]

If Luigi is Mario's imaginary brother... what does that make Gooigi... 👀

[@destroy2enjoy]

His bones are getting squishy

[@finx3]

exactly!!!!!

[@JerseyGasMan420]

KZbin didn’t notify me that this was posted 45 minutes ago. How do I press charges/sue for emotional damage?

[@Lee-wf4kr]

The most beautiful grandpa at a music festival I've ever seen ♥️

[@mayusachess]

Finally my favourite bald uncle is back :,)

[@jessbark.o]

Tom Hardy play Bowser? Sold.

[@teej6654]

5:23 I get so annoyed just hearing the speech pattern used specifically for conspiracy theories

[@TroboTicTac]

10:06 because the NES had a limit colour pallette... He is a plumber because they wanted him to go down pipes

[@NotLard]

Jacob you are by far my favorite MarioTuber

[@Em-bm8ne]

The earliest I have been with 50s of being posted ☺️

[@dirtycoffee8964]

I heard mario was the creators actual plumber and he helped keep the water going when he had no money so he could keep working. so, as a show of gratitude, he told him he was gonna model the main character of the game he was making at the time after him and the plumbers real name was mario.

[@alyssamorrison6551]

Love the hat and the video! Enjoying all the Mario vidoes! Thanks for the nugs

[@valkyrie6365]

There’s a scene at the end of super Mario sunshine where bowser tells bowser jr that peach isn’t actually his mom and bowser jr said that he already knows she isn’t. He just wants a mom, theory BUSTED🤓☝🏽

[@seafoampudding]

i had a dream you changed nugs in your intro/outro to nuTs without saying anything about it and immediately forgot about the dream til just now

[@landaisart]

hey jacob! just came to say i love that tree tattoo and was wondering how i can get the design? great video btw

[@destroy2enjoy]

What? A doozy? You shouldn’t havee 🤭

[@sholem_bond]

The gritty reboot of "Sabrina the teenage witch" actually slapped though

[@dokidoki65]

Ripping the Communist mario guys to pieces with my teeth

[@maki2755]

everytime you use the flamingo "Yowch!" noise it makes me cry

[@Dalt1n999]

I'm sorry, Mario, but the plane is another tower

[@HoneyM1lkart]

1:59 there was an snl skit about it 😭

[@manofthesnails]

hell yeah comrade mario

[@inoswap]

“No one actually dies in the Mario universe.” Mario gets killed and goes to hell in one of his games. It’s called the Underwhere!

[@wiiink]

I think that Princess Peach one got Peach and Princess Bubblegum mixed up

[@Bearbones_]

Love ur videos man!

[@picklejuice2]

my comfort tuber

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

The theory that Peach is making propaganda pieces to make Bowser look bad was genuinely interesting... until the redditor started going on about Peach being a "prissy bitch" lmao

[@scringlinbo]

i sure hope this one isn't a doozy

[@ComradeMarlow]

Holy shit.There's nothing inherently wrong with thinking about your favorite media beyond the boundaries of how they're presented, but all of this is--like, if you go turning those stray thoughts into headcannon and sharing it with everyone like this, is just fucking unhinged Also, as a communist, the censoring of the word communism in the tiktok is bullshit--or is that some awful tiktok rule?

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Wait what's wrong with headcanons?

[@ComradeMarlow]

@@sophitiaofhyrule nothing. It's when you share them as objectively true and not as your own headcanon that annoys me. When you share it like "did you know" instead of "I believe," or whatever

[@404findnotnamed]

Yeah them censoring the spooky scary c word was hilarious. Also kind of sad though, since it indicates they're likely so anticommunist they consider it a dirty word

[@Clarky_Warky]

Love your videos!

[@22yearoldteenager]

loved watching the tour in *wink* vancouver *wink* !! y’all were hilarious and a great time despite the ski ball in the background ❤❤

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

Yeah, Mario was red and yellow because of communism, not because of color limitations on the original NES 🙄.

[@lonakapalko1998]

When I saw this video come up in my notifications I remembered that I had a dream recently that you DIED and I was incredibly sad

[@rachelwilliams6119]

Princess peach's propaganda was written by bowser

[@BABY..MARS..]

Girlll, that’s..soooo expensive

[@verticallettuce]

i want a side of doozy with my nuggets

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

Hell yea its mario nugget doozy time!

[@ERapstzko]

Jacob Andrew sharpe ❤

[@tw00ky]

Is that a kingdom of loathing/west of loathing tattoo!!?

[@alecferrell2620]

As a "blue collar" worker deep in the commie sauce, I resent that

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Let's be real, most blue collar workers would be if the bourgeoisie hadn't poisoned the terminology and made it hard to discuss without people immediately shutting down on it.

[@plantyartist]

This one was a banger

[@stinkypigeon3287]

love how the guys in the last clip censor the word communist

[@cheesebatto]

don't worry. Wario and Waluigi absolutely have had sex, and they're not brothers :)