Mario has NO RIZZ !

[@LazyBurd]

Nico going back to middle-school💀

[@NathanielBandy]

But does Mario have gyatt?

[@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI]

Yes i do

[@LazyBurd]

We are doomed as a generation

[@Julianette-484]

We Don't Talk About Mario's Gyatt?

[@Julianette-484]

@@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI HEY! 🤬

[@yujjgui5943]

Not in th Mario movie 💔💔

[@PedroJaimeCostaPereira]

Mario needs some rizz lessons with his paper counterpart.

[@DiagonalTanooki]

paper mario is canon, it's a parallel universe which means the events do happen in the mainline universe, mario does infact, have rizz 🥱

[@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI]

​@@DiagonalTanooki this guy gets it

[@DartagnanEarl]

Yeah it's called Mario's Story in Japan meaning these past adventure in a picture book like in Yoshi Story cause Bowser it able to turn Painting into entire worlds in 64 and many other sort of Dark Magic

[@D1TB01]

Peach rejecting Mario in Mario Odyssey explains a lot

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

He maybe friends with Princess Peach, but Paper Mario's rizz is OP'd that even his lady partners in The Thousand Year Door can't resist the power of his Italian stache'. He is the perfect man mainline Mario wishes to be.

[@varietychan]

Damn, Nico is a Gen Beta time traveller confirmed

[@DestroyMario_1992]

NOT THE DARK SIDE, NICO!

[@Musical4thWall]

I completely agree

[@MasonH-d1g]

5:07 "Mario's got absolutely zero rizz. He has a negative aura. That dude is COOKED!" -Nicobbq 2024

[@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI]

GRRR YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[@kourtiss64]

fr

[@EpicLuigiCool]

I got more rizz than you Mario

[@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI]

​@@EpicLuigiCool NO YOU DONT 😡

[@BigYoshi_Official]

@@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI What are you guys talking about i have more rizz than both of you

[@MarioreallylovesSPAGHETTI]

@@BigYoshi_Official BE QUIET YOU CASEOH DINOSAUR

[@RomanMcMillan]

Make a video about Link having rizz

[@mickystam521]

We got Nicobbq brainrot before gta 6 😭🙏

[@bunnyhatzuicecream]

You think Mario has NO rizz? You may not agree with me, but this is what The ideal man looks like. Mario doesn't even need to try, he's just HIMSELF & he wins, along with Luigi.

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

Alternate title: Peach does NOT love Mario.

[@greenrobot5]

I think Nintendo doesn't want them to be seen as an actual couple becuase then Mario would be a prince and live in the castle with her

[@JackieRoxs]

Monty Mole has all the rizz

[@picklemandillinbergs]

We got BrainRot NicoBBQ before GTA6 smh

[@ElijahJohnson-np6pn]

First he’s not a hero Now he has no rizz 😭

[@theallduck]

Bro really has to pay the bills huh

[@angijuan2364]

Hello! Mario has some endless rizz in TTYD!!

[@GameShark32]

I don’t know what rizz means But cool video

[@Waffletigercat]

All this video did is make me feel old. What the heck do these words even mean? Kids these days! Stay offa my lawn!

[@jacobs5546]

Most of them don't even mean anything 😭

[@mzmizz8226]

Wasn’t expecting to see this notification when I entered subscriptions

[@meh5552]

No rizz? NO?! RIZZ?!?! OH NOOOOOOOO

[@icyboom5689]

Not to mention he was Rizzing at Peach in the Super Mario Bros Movie

[@mattdarrock666]

It says a lot when the new word of the years is actually 2 words...

[@jacobs5546]

They got Nico too nah 😭

[@zawarasyed7079]

ohhh my god this is the new sequel to skibidi toilet!

[@neekoj7549]

With this Intro, Nico lost infinite aura points

[@luigimario5114]

You probably need more games to dodge coins in if you’re doing rizz based videos.

[@Exoallas]

In all the years that im watching your videos, I have never expected you to make this

[@KONGSCHOOL2-sc6bx]

It is not Mario's fault. It is just how Peach is.

[@philosophicalgamer2564]

Bowser has unlimited Rizz 🐉

[@patricklangos1116]

Maybe you should make videos where you talk about the contrary.

[@umaniezealah667]

Alternative Title: Peach is not interested in Mario!

[@skaven666]

nico, what is this 🤣

[@Kickoff324]

THE BILLS CAN’T BE THAT HIGH BRO

[@thekurgan14]

I'm honestly surprised TEC wasn't mentioned alongside Fluud.

[@Camoroy0400]

He had Rizz until when his brother snapped.

[@dumdummyonyt]

Nico, this isn't you... I... *sobs* You *GYATT* to be kidding me...

[@elioridacow]

I feel bad for my boy! He does everything and anything for Peach and he barely gets anything in return And the ending where Peach rejects both Mario and Bowser was such a great move by Nintendo!

[@alexandersilva3327]

i think the "air kiss" thingy is more like her giving a bow to mario

[@Probuum100]

peach just shy being in love with mario and your aura is -100000000000000000000000000000000

[@Mariotrio-j2q]

1:51 don’t forget new super Mario bros

[@mzmizz8226]

It may be that peach knows mario is not interested in theatres or shows, would be funny if she took Luigi instead

[@j-m0n3y89]

But Luigi is already with daisy technically. The statues in daisy circuit speak for themselves

[@flynnmaxwell4089]

Even Nico has been affected 😭😭😭😭😭

[@R142A6Train]

*2024:* The Year of Brainrot

[@leleeleeee-p4z]

Please make more top 10 reasons why videos and more coin dodging videos!

[@leahluostarinen]

Mario got rejected how that possible 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@chrislevack405]

#6 is more of an "after you" gesture. Not trying to hold her hand.

[@SonciSonnci-decer]

At least mario has more rizz than me

[@Kamekthegreatgamer]

What is this video supposed to mean Edit: I say that because this video is pretty Interesting and not something I would expect

[@TheBigSmqch18]

I think it means that Mario doesn’t know how to pull girls

[@thanos_x23]

Love the vid! Finally, something interesting!

[@Izzy4Games99]

Just from the title alone I knew this vid would be cursed.

[@omnitrix1992]

If you go back to Paper Jam, Peach kisses Mario, Paper Peach kisses Paper Mario but Luigi gets kisses from both Paper Peach and Peach!! 2 kisses!

[@KTGamer-n8s]

5.02 I believe Mario was giving her an "after you" gesture. His hand was way too low if he was holding out his hand for her. But I don't believe this video is meant to be taken seriously. Mario is cool.😎

[@SuperMayrios]

ain’t no way nico has brainrot😭

[@teamawesomeness7137]

luigi and daisy are not a "power couple". they're not even a couple at all.

[@kourtiss64]

well... hes pushing us to play his games by using his super rizz zbilities :)

[@rondorock2563]

Peach knows that Mario is still with Pauline, that's why I don't blame her one bit! 🤣

[@teobridialbano2225]

Do a world ranking for mario wonder

[@TonyB-]

In new super Mario bros u peach kisses Mario's hat

[@KTGamer-n8s]

Can you make another video about Mario when he does have rizz?

[@mattdarrock666]

Could MatPat have been right about Peach's real love interest?

[@FCSprinty]

Nico got the W rizzy aura sigma ohio skibidi no cap fr fr

[@bigotis9042]

Hilarious video 😭

[@YTGamerMario]

Mario gos too Ohio😂

[@mzmizz8226]

You can’t know if Mario is wearing fludd on his back in the hot tub incident

[@RHVGamer]

please never quote brainrot again

[@GeoGB877]

Nah, bro's a simp! He doin' too much for nothing more than a simple kiss! Also, I DID NOT SUB TO YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO JUST TO BE CALLED "YOUR LITTLE SKIBIDI"! 🤣

[@SPG64]

this video is so sigma

[@davidmorin2818]

You sound like my students

[@BareKnuckleBlaze]

I am concerned

[@masoudadibi2602]

hey nicobbq I have a challenge for you beat super mario bros wonder spashol worlds without touching coins

[@Hatsune_mikuxX]

Why do you think he beats bowser up he's jealous of him always getting peach

[@nico-tendo261]

I did a double take on the name and thumbnail I wont lie

[@Savageobitoishere]

You can tell this is a joke video

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

This video and it’s comment section turned into the most evil and horrible thing I’ve ever seen. The brainrot is way overdone.

[@Coolboy64881]

Rizz

[@kylecizman6251]

Based on that intro, I was seriously about to unsubscribe. I’m dead serious. I completely despise brainrot. Thank god the vid itself is something somewhat reasonable… but you watch yourself, bucko. You don’t want to lose one of your most loyal fans.

[@leleeleeee-p4z]

You literally used 'bucko' that is slang from 2020-2024 which is considered brainrot, right?

[@DiagonalTanooki]

this shit sucks make more

[@DanteVanNespen]

omg 4 minutes ago!!! I love your video's!

[@Sunburn_Gaming-69420]

Hello

[@boimanxd3]

hi

[@gadsonirishura4218]

Please never say anything you said at the beginning again

[@AndreaCassarino]

Poor Mario... Je deserves better Pauline would be perfect ❤

[@NotKev8n]

yOoooOoooO 😮😮😮

[@Shadow9923]

Time to unsubscribe I guess

[@chronopogger2-id6sn]

Goodbye, no one will miss you. 🫡

[@acesamm]

@Shadow9923 nah this’ll be a one-time thing from him.

[@KooperTrooper6900]

@@acesammi hope so

[@TheMarioExpertMan]

I'm not a hater, but less of the brain rot. Rizz and Skibidi are bad enough, but sigma?! You've crossed the line with that one