Mario Kart functions off the hatred of those who play it

Mario Kart isn't your typical go kart fun, this has serious life long complications such as hating people you once considered friends, broken controllers, and family problems. Play at your own risk
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[@Kryoz]

yo kryoz did u know if u drift and dont run into walls and use every mechanic that gives you boost in speed you'll go faster and maybe win you dumb stupid frick head do you even have hands you silly stupid dumb guy??? lmao you do race so bad my toilet goes faster than you hahaha (my toilet is bolted to ground! loL! thats why its funny!!)

[@Kryoz]

oh wow i didnt know thank you for the tips

[@user-sc9ht2tb7u]

@@Kryoz I think you need more therapy than a win in mario kart right now

[@warrenkeystone5195]

@@user-sc9ht2tb7u therapy IS winning in mario kart

[@barrier5649]

Thanks for the advice kind stranger! I haven’t played Mario kart in years and was a bit rusty.

[@barrier5649]

@@Kryoz you and me both, you and me both

[@holy.water.]

“byze I finished third!!” *silence, not even outro music* for some reason this made me sad lmao

[@dimensionalclones5018]

Yeah because it's felt like he fell off the track again and nobody went to go pick him up :(

[@rachelbowes5548]

Same

[@hiiipower2679]

Ya I was expecting the music from bbn$

[@toomessy]

Chilling

[@mattcrusenberry8942]

I know I'm not here for good gameplay, but holy hell is John bad at Mario Kart

[@RyuuRider]

I could finally relate to the god gamer's level of skill. This was a blessing of a video - I'm shit at Mario Kart.

[@frogfella2079]

i was gonna say its wild cuz i watch the others vids too and in the mario kart vids i didnt even realize he was in it bc he was behind the entire time.

[@elharvey5032]

I can relate especially since I would watch terroriser play Mario kart

[@gilesunderwood7483]

Kyroz always got the funniest jokes that nobody hears. When he was in high school he was probably that one guy who would make a really funny joke and then someone would say it louder and get all the credit.

[@savos7179]

whats with these dope intros

[@Ci1antr0]

I know dude, like damn John’s out here getting sponsored by Tate’s AND Doritos, my boy’s moving up in the world

[@dylangamboni9233]

you must be new here

[@CaullyD]

I'm fuckin mcloving them

[@srirammohan9809]

See his new video

[@ghost-lyman1841]

I know specially the outro on this video.

[@chip_chibo]

the silence at the end of the video hurt my soul ngl

[@bricetriplett759]

It’s genuinely impressive how bad John is at Mario Kart😂😂

[@devonbotney2762]

Same!

[@killer-um3nd]

shut up hes slowly learning

[@notThomasGM1]

Have you seen byze

[@ezranotbridger9530]

it pains me to watch him fail at drifting and the jumps

[@Fattybutt23]

bro hes actually better than mini, mini sux at mario cart and getting a girlfriend thats over the age of 18

[@CassiDS]

You can do tricks by pressing R as you get off of a ramp, this helps with speed boosts

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwh752]

Yeah. I feel a constant sense of uneasiness when he doesn't trick off of ramps. This isn't Mario Kart 64.

[@izihlahla]

this title is so profound…

[@sorenfarley]

I love your interaction with your community. It's so wholesome and supportive. You've really aged like fine wine, my dude.

[@keycannot]

yo ive been OBSESSED with these intros recently

[@alexmitch7276]

I never thought he’d touch this game again

[@jaydenn1160]

1:02 "Who put a fking wall in this building?" That actually killed me lmao

[@blazingdude11]

Just a heads up john, if you press the drift button right before you go off a ramp or jump, you can do a trick jump that gives you a small turbo boost!

[@spadethecards3393]

THE ANIMAITED INTROS ARE SO COOL DOOD

[@JulyJaded]

Hot tip: use the drift button after hitting a ramp to stunt, it gives you a little speed boost. Anyways, banger video as usual

[@sturdevant22]

I JUST WATCHED THE SMII7Y AND GRIZZY PERSPECTIVE NOW IM ON JOHNS THE CONTENT CREATIVITY IS FUCKING TOP NOTCH

[@masked_wanderer6346]

Soooooooo....who's going to tell kryoz that he get more speed by using tricks during the jumps 😂

[@slendydie1267]

10:23 This is why i fucking love John bro hahaha

[@KonkyContent]

Absolutely love these recent intros, I dont know if it's you or a new editor, or even the same one, keep it up whoever it is, They're awesome :)

[@Kryoz]

Me

[@NotThatNormal]

@@Kryoz you

[@humpygubbles]

𝙢𝙚

[@ohail]

i read in one of his replies that he animates them :)

[@puhskinti9358]

@@NotThatNormal us

[@sloshforbrains]

God I love these intros you do. It really does add some flavor that I know only Kryoz can pull off.

[@alistairbadger4413]

Kryoz has all the drifting ability of a shipping container

[@Topbeehler]

John we love you we really do... Please for the love of god turn on some of the auto help features when you play this game XD It hurts me physically to watch someone do so bad. Also love your videos

[@JasonRogue]

Your editing has seriously been top notch

[@Mr.AvocadoYt]

I love the new intros you’ve been doing, keep it up man❤️

[@WhyThatS3rious]

"coked up john plays the most common reason for hate crimes"

[@GruntLyfe]

LETS JUST RACE... That line gets me every video ive seen it. JOHN UR MY FAV OMFG

[@aidenisundead]

*The vibe of the entire video:* If Kryoz makes it before 4th then hell freezes over. *The ending exists*

[@GeoGeos]

i love kryoz's editing and animation intros so much, he makes me so happy when he uploads

[@thomaslardinois6383]

10:21 simple name calling hasn't made me laugh as hard in years as I have just now at "fat coochie head" XD

[@PrajjwalDeb]

Watching your videos makes me realise how good Smitty is at mario kart

[@UrAverageGamer9000]

That wife joke hit different lmao

[@Buttermommy]

I'm so impressed with how often he releases videos while putting in so much effort into the little details of things like editing. I admire your work ethic even if you think its probably fucked (like sleep schedule or some other part). Please never stop, I love the little charm you put into each and every video so much

[@woopdeeboop]

john I love you but for god's sake, USE THE DRIFT BUTTON

[@kats_makeup_]

Absolutely KILLING IT with these intros lately!

[@Sl33pyl3mvr]

Kryoz’s editing has been getting so good and so easy to watch also his art is so nice and crisp i love

[@ardyh1947]

Man your editing game has been insane lately seriously

[@loganvv7455]

I’m glad you kept the Dinosaur Office joke in there lmao

[@cactus856]

I'm loving the animations in the beginning

[@themanisworthit1022]

I’m so proud of you John

[@gavinmarino5224]

First video I’ve watched of his in like 8 months I’m glad I’m back

[@alexpottinger1]

I need to know if Byze said "good job" or something at the end

[@gabrielganzaga365]

Kyroz is the only person in the history of persons to not spam the gold mushroom

[@claracallejo2824]

I really love the animated intros you're doing!! They look great!

[@TheFirstCurse1]

John was so hilarious in this session. 7:25 and 10:23 made me laugh so hard and I cannot stop replaying them.

[@ultimate-x9720]

"I'm so proud of you John" lmaaooooo

[@eth4n176]

bro kryoz is the most underrated youtube what have i been missing

[@kelly-xn3bi]

it’s comforting to know that i can beat kryoz in mariokart if i had the chance to

[@case_in_point]

Watching Kryoz drive in this is so nerve racking

[@ricardoediza2690]

When John links himself in the description...

[@oranplan1630]

John and Byze in UNO vs John and Byze in Mario Kart

[@Wizzardofza]

When Kryoz uploads Microsoft PC startup noises

[@darius4927]

Right as he said spam callers I got a call for my cars extended warranty, wow

[@gamentiger_33]

That's some fine editing skills you got kind John. Keep it up!

[@noobssuckboobs]

Yo kryznoz just a tip when you hit a jump hit your drift button and if you time it right you’ll get a speed boost

[@austinb1378]

I’m loving these animations at the beginning!! Glad to see you having fun with them

[@Char-ks1zz]

why was the silence so *chilling*

[@ShadowsOfTheSky]

John silently becoming jnterested in animation... I see you John, and I love this new interest in animation and think you are doing an awesome job. I think it’s awesome that you are discovering art and your talent at making it, and think that animation is great.

[@saturnmedia1]

Hey John. Big fan here. Please hear me for a second. Just a small tip just incase you haven’t heard it. Smaller character accelerate faster, recover faster after being hit, and they have better control. Also, you can press a button to see the cart combination stats. :) I suggest a small character, tiny wheels, and a high acceleration kart. Or just have fun. Whatever you want man. Just some info. Keep making the amazing videos buddy. We all love the videos, please take care of yourself. We ALL care about you :)

[@EnhancedCD]

If you finish in 1st place it increases your chances of winning by roughly 62%

[@gigabiteps8726]

I’ve been waiting for this yessss

[@jaelawest3675]

It’s very funny to see the difference between smii7y’s try-hard attitude and strats and Kryoz’s fuck-around play style and the last place competition with byze

[@kayak1478]

i’m loving these animations before the vids

[@johnbeckman2698]

Even if u do bad its content, the beauty of mario kart

[@jackyvalle5223]

John is like that kid that tells there parents what they are doing😂😂 I love it😂

[@nmlarfey4237]

props to Kryoz for playing as my boy Larry. The most underrated character in the game. BY FAR.

[@lerandomowl7969]

The fight for last and fifth place was intense.

[@zaynanater5980]

loving these intros, even though I already know what each of these games are

[@Snoopy-hx4zx]

7:31 DINOSAUR OFFICE!!!

[@boriz_]

This is the pure chaos I needed today. Thank you.

[@icia8380]

I love listening to the rest screaming in the background while John eats walls

[@Swamp_Hound]

i cant believe byze just left john hanging like that, pepehands.

[@th3noobman]

I gotta say I'm really loving these animated intros

[@x_keikottv]

Sometimes all we can do.... Is lockdown last place.

[@steinitainment]

the fact that they don't use the R for stunt boosts is--- AAAAAAAAAAAAA! I imagine that he would drive better with assistant xD

[@austin1387]

Holy shit this slapped... I'm only 10 seconds in

[@RythmicRaindrops]

Only thing I will suggest is pressing plus in the car selection menu and getting better stats for your cars.

[@quijible4839]

sir, you can make yourself go down while gliding by pushing the left stick forward and do tricks off of jumps for more speed by either shaking the controller or pressing the right trigger/bumber right when you go off of a ramp. thank you for making good content and have a good day. :)

[@damb1858]

Ah yes, Mario Kart, one of those games that fundamentally challenge friendships for the massive payoffs, that being this video

[@Draekeun]

10/10 miss everything because all we can see is you eating dust.

[@ezrahaskard3527]

Mans the goat these videos are goated

[@Ali_just_ali]

this is the most I've laughed for a long time

[@gabrielesutera5571]

John is definetely the new Senpai in Friday Night Funkin

[@odditorbit2201]

Oh my god the intro is so cool my broski.

[@n.guyenzy]

that intro was so sick

[@christinarowe155]

I love how when any of them says anything sus someone has to say the famous words "aaayo?!?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justiciaa]

next time you play remember that to go right you need to turn left (but seriously when you come up to a corner you basically wanna drift before you actually hit the corner

[@slenderguy344]

When the intro was smoother than Kryoz’s driving

[@Vorrupted]

10:24 lmao

[@Vorrupted]

10:38

[@paraliez7346]

Johns editing is underrated man

[@Carnesus]

It is absolutely astounding hoe much better john is at mario kart than me 😭

[@marcusbdb8367]

If this title was true Ohm would be the best Mario kart player ever 😂

[@thatsnotsus9135]

Homeboy was so happy ending third I ended up being happy as well.

[@VoidxWolf1]

5:08 excuse me john

[@framblayt9783]

Hey kryoz love your vids. It's just KZbin has not recommended it to me in my home page, I got a lot of fun and funny vids ahead of me. Thank you kryoz for the entertainment and the inspiration.

[@Endkeeper]

again. another Perfect Intro animation :}

[@damiyendawson8861]

I love these intros so much. Love your content

[@LPOband]

When John tags himself in the description instead of Anthony

[@Kryoz]

oops, brain farted

[@pmalan7608]

that was a cool outro, I must say

[@adrianfixel8222]

Me when I'm Lightning McQueen: 1:14